THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pg Thursday, August 26 2 ( OWL LAFFS BY A WISE OWL A Mastersonville farmer who knew very little about banking, | was induced to open a checking | account for convenience. About two months later. he was loud in his praises. “By gum,” he boast- ed. “That’s a smart bank I've got all right.” “How is it any smarter than any other bank?” asked a close neighbor. “Cracky, but it is,” ed. “Them fellows was he insist- slick enough. They went and got all Marietta. and Harry Ful | fied farm in the world, it w as | the checks I wrote, back for me. a, vp arry funrman, | officially dedicated today. fs rr | The a 1 bli ool a! “This progressive farm”, Mr. A well matched couple is] ie loca pubic schoos Wii Oakes said, ‘is. particularly when a man who snores mar- open - Monday, Sept. 1. Attend- | == Ee ER ries a lady who is deaf. A to be apove | Garvey, for the duration of the - Ata SHeric’s of W. O { war. Her husband is stationed sste ; i lew : * “+1 in New Guinea with the U. S. Yesterday morning a New| wapher. former proprietor. of | in New Guinea wit € Haven Streeter was walking to work, and when I asked him why he looked so tired he ex- claimed : “Well, I didn’t get home until after daylight, and I was just undressing to go to bed when my wife woke up and said: “Aren’t you getting up pretty early, J - - - -?” so in order to save an argument I just put my clothes back on and now I'm going to work.” One thing about growing old, is that you don’t feel your oats as much as you do your corns. Speaking of corn, I may as well tell you this one: Big Chief Cripple Star enter- ed the little cafe in Tishominga and ordered a ham sandwich. When the sandwich was deliv- ered, the chief peered between the two slices of bread quizzic- ally. Then he called the man be- hind the counter to him. “Ugh, you slice ’em ham?” - The counter-man replied, “Yes, I sliced the ham. Why?” “Ugh,” grunted the Indian. “You darn near miss ‘em.” Mount THE BULLETIN { Published every Thursday at 1 East Main Street, Mount Joy. | Lancaster County, Pa. Larmon D. Smith, Publisher | John E. | Schroll, Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 | Subscription Rate $2.50 per vear by Mail Advertising rates upon request. Entered at the postoffice at! Joy, Pa., as second-class mail under the Act of March 3, 1879. Member, Pennsylvania paper Publishers’ News- Association. | HAPPENINGS i of LONG AGO Putra stuido, THIRTY YEARS AGO Wednesday, August 27, 1954 Deaths: Henry B. Hertzler, of | Salunga, aged 84, died at Oreville Mennonite Home. Phares Martin, a prohibition officer located at Steubenville, Ohio, was killed in Steubenville Weddings in the vicinity in- | cluded Miss Fannie Good, East Petersburg, and Abram L. Hies- tand, by Bishop Isaac Brubaker. Also Miss Cora Swarmer, of the | the Maryland Paper Mill, a| complete driving outfit was sold for $4.50. The horse itself was sold for $1.00, the buggy for $3. and the harness for 50c. The Lancaster County orial at the Masonic Elizabethtown will soon be a| realty. The building, which will | cost between $90,000 and $100- ,000, will be of Homesburg gra- nite, trimmed with Indiana} limestone, and will conform to | the architectural plans of the Home. Emmanuel Greiner, 75, of] Mastersonville, was found Sat- | Mem- Homes at urday morning at 8:00 o'clock lying dead at the foot of the] stairs in his home, by a son| Noah, who unable to gain ad- | mittance to the house in the us- | ual way, climbed in a second | { story window to learn the whereabouts of his father. The coroner’s investigation showed | that Mr. Greiner had died from | the effects of a stroke and had] apparently been dead for od 12 hours. FIFTEEN YEARS AGO August 24, 1939 Deaths: Phillip B. Gibbons, fiftv-eight, 213 W. Donegal St. | Philosopher Enck says average married couple, sists of a man who makes the money and a woman who makes the decisions. “The | con- | Oldham, The Miss Helen | of this boro, and Doak | Oswin Conn, of Latrobe took 1:00 Saturday after- marriage of i place at A local minister met one of the unregenerate on the street. | Glassmyer of “Just what do you have against| married Saturday inquired | 7:45 coming to church ’ he solicitously. “Plenty!” growled the sinner. “The first time I went they threw water in my face, and the second time they tied me to a woman I've had to support ever since.” “I see,” observed the minister dryly. “And the next time you go they'll throw dirt on you.” — vie en me nse How true! !!] | debris left by the fire which de- I truly do enjoy my work; It’s really touch and go. The hours, the boss — I love them both. (Besides, I need the dough.) Man’s dangerous-age is that last-spark period when he real- ly isn’t dangerous to anything except his own reputation. One of our local GI's wrote home and said the top songs on | the Hit Parade in Japan are such tunes as ' “Fu Yung at Heart,” “Rags to Rickshaws” and the favorite is, My House”. I was down at Lancaster Ste- urday, is so bad at one of the hotels, that the management is stealing towels back from the guests. A broken-down nag was be- ing offered for sale at a auction down at Rutt’s last Tuesday. A young city fellow finally bought him. When the sale was completed, a farmer turned fo him and asked, “What on earth are you planning to do with that old nag?” “I'm going to race him,” req plied the city youth. “Waal,” drawled the farmer, “you'll win.” and heard that business | Marietta R1, near noon at Lancaster. Miss Ruth B. Hendrix, of| town, and Archie Charles | Lancaster, were evening at| The Community Exhibit will be held in Mount Joy October 19,20, and 21. Dr. E. W. Gar- ber is the chairman. The rest of the committee includes Simeon A. Horton, Jos. Sheaffer, C. A. Ricedorf and Harry Hauenstein and Emerson Rohrer. | Friends of Harry Z. Geibe as- sembled at his place Thursday morning and cleaned up the stroyed the large barn on the farm near Donegal Springs. The farm is owned by J. M. Camer- on, of Harrisburg. ‘TEN YEARS AGO Aubust 24, 1944 Deaths: Luther A. Trostle, 60, Maytown, | died at 8:00 p. m. Tuesday in) the Columbia Hospital of injur- ies received when he fell while working in the tobacco barn on his farm. Attendants said he suffered internal injuries, a “Kimona | fractured sku'l and collarbone. Mrs. Donald Cameron, for many years a resident of the widely known Cameron man- | sion at Donegal Springs, and fa- mous Washington hostess of the Hay-Adams days, died at! her housé, at Stepleton, near Blandford, Dorset, cording to word received here | by cable. Her age was 86. A special meeting of Council | was held to discuss the present | condition of Main Street with! State Highway officials and to see just what can be done to | improve it. Plans were discus- | sed for a three-lane highway | from, Harrisburg to Lancaster. An Australian war bride, Mrs. William McGarvey, Jr., ar- | rived in Florin last week to re- | side with her husband’s parents Mr. and Mrs. William G. Mec- England, ac- | utility had joined many other of | | the nation’s utilities and | will climax a nationwide J | vance of the electric | 75th birthday. ed by famed Hollywood prodyc- | tion of this first unit at Martins advances generation of elec- | lamp bulb. PP&L will mark this! th | ed in | square pump house on the farm | Marietta Saturday symbolic of the P.P. & L. Joins In Celebrating tion gave birth to 75th Anniversary | ctric Chas E. Oakes, Pennsylvania | Strate Power & Light Co. president,) today announced that the local occurred since service. It will particularly ter and easier working. It new farm will elect- uses of rical manufacturers as co-spon-| sors of a gigantic two-hour, three network television show. The show, to be held Sunday, Oct. 24, from 9:30 to 11:30 p.m.| as the Jubilee farm obser-| the advances in the | of electric power, president pointed out, new also be dedicated late this year, Mr industry’s It will be produc-! symbolizes the in the and will | Creek I made tricity. er David O. Selznick feature name stars in the enter- tainment field. comfort and convenience Edison's how fication has contributed to bet- farm liv show elec the advances in that inven- practical el- demon- electri- ing tricity.” The initial unit at PP&L’s big| tribute to Martins Creek plant in fall of Oakes said. signific- Mr. Oakes pointed out that! Its dedication at this time, he the electric industry was born | added, has particular on October 21, 1879, when ance for somewhere Thomas A. Edison invented the | tion this year, the first practical incandescent | kilowatt of milestone with various | city. he revealed. i industry other activities, Farm, selected by Farm Journal “It is not inconceivable The Light's Diamond Jubilee, this milestone-marking kilowatt in the na- electric dustry will add its 100-million- generating capa- and many Just| standing of clectrical symbolizes application PP&L comple- in- that BEAUTIFUL KNOTTY PINE REPRODUCTIONS Lenhert’ sCahinetShop MARIETTA PA. Phone 6-2581 progress . _ | it from scooting Furniture Refinishing | 8.f | magazine and to be featured | in its September issue, is locat- | PP&L's Harrisburg divis- | Believed to be the most | ion. and electri- | completely wired Air Corps. A fire of undetermined origin completely destroyed a six-foot on the Marietta Mount Joy and evening. There are 500 cases of polio in Pennsylvania at present. of Paul Peck, Pike between COLUMBIA-TRUE- DIAMONDS GAS SERVICE Roy M. Ressler 3] FIT | 27 W. 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