The Mount Joy bulletin. (Mount Joy, Penn'a.) 1912-1974, August 26, 1954, Image 2

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THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pg Thursday, August 26
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OWL LAFFS

BY A WISE OWL

A Mastersonville farmer who
knew very little about banking, |
was induced to open a checking |
account for convenience. About
two months later. he was loud in
his praises. “By gum,” he boast-
ed. “That’s a smart bank I've
got all right.”
“How is it any smarter than
any other bank?” asked a close
neighbor.
“Cracky, but it is,”
ed. “Them fellows was
he insist-
slick

enough. They went and got all Marietta. and Harry Ful | fied farm in the world, it w as |
the checks I wrote, back for me. a, vp arry funrman, | officially dedicated today.
fs rr | The a 1 bli ool a! “This progressive farm”, Mr.
A well matched couple is] ie loca pubic schoos Wii Oakes said, ‘is. particularly
when a man who snores mar- open - Monday, Sept. 1. Attend- | == Ee ER
ries a lady who is deaf. A to be apove | Garvey, for the duration of the
- Ata SHeric’s of W. O { war. Her husband is stationed
sste ; i lew : * “+1 in New Guinea with the U. S.
Yesterday morning a New| wapher. former proprietor. of | in New Guinea wit €
Haven Streeter was walking to
work, and when I asked him
why he looked so tired he ex-
claimed :
“Well, I didn’t get home until
after daylight, and I was just
undressing to go to bed when
my wife woke up and said:
“Aren’t you getting up pretty
early, J - - - -?” so in order to
save an argument I just put my
clothes back on and now I'm
going to work.”
One thing about growing old,
is that you don’t feel your oats
as much as you do your corns.

Speaking of corn, I may as
well tell you this one:
Big Chief Cripple Star enter-
ed the little cafe in Tishominga
and ordered a ham sandwich.
When the sandwich was deliv-
ered, the chief peered between
the two slices of bread quizzic-
ally. Then he called the man be-
hind the counter to him. “Ugh,
you slice ’em ham?” -
The counter-man replied,
“Yes, I sliced the ham. Why?”
“Ugh,” grunted the Indian.
“You darn near miss ‘em.”

Mount
THE BULLETIN {
Published every Thursday at 1
East Main Street, Mount Joy. |
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher |
John E.
|
Schroll,
Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 |
Subscription Rate $2.50 per
vear by Mail
Advertising rates upon request.
Entered at the postoffice at!
Joy, Pa., as second-class
mail under the Act of March 3,
1879.
Member, Pennsylvania
paper Publishers’
News-
Association. |

HAPPENINGS
i of
LONG AGO
Putra stuido,
THIRTY YEARS AGO
Wednesday, August 27, 1954
Deaths: Henry B. Hertzler, of |
Salunga, aged 84, died at
Oreville Mennonite Home.
Phares Martin, a prohibition
officer located at Steubenville,
Ohio, was killed in Steubenville
Weddings in the vicinity in- |
cluded Miss Fannie Good, East
Petersburg, and Abram L. Hies-
tand, by Bishop Isaac Brubaker.
Also Miss Cora Swarmer, of
the |
the Maryland Paper Mill, a|
complete driving outfit was sold
for $4.50. The horse itself was
sold for $1.00, the buggy for $3.
and the harness for 50c.
The Lancaster County
orial at the Masonic
Elizabethtown will soon be a|
realty. The building, which will |
cost between $90,000 and $100-
,000, will be of Homesburg gra-
nite, trimmed with Indiana}
limestone, and will conform to |
the architectural plans of the
Home.
Emmanuel Greiner, 75, of]
Mastersonville, was found Sat- |
Mem-
Homes at
urday morning at 8:00 o'clock
lying dead at the foot of the]
stairs in his home, by a son|
Noah, who unable to gain ad- |
mittance to the house in the us- |
ual way, climbed in a second |
{ story window to learn the
whereabouts of his father. The
coroner’s investigation showed |
that Mr. Greiner had died from |
the effects of a stroke and had]
apparently been dead for od
12 hours.
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
August 24, 1939
Deaths: Phillip B. Gibbons,
fiftv-eight, 213 W. Donegal St. |

Philosopher Enck says
average married couple,
sists of a man who makes the
money and a woman who makes
the decisions.

“The |
con- | Oldham,
The Miss Helen |
of this boro, and Doak |
Oswin Conn, of Latrobe took
1:00 Saturday after-
marriage of
i place at

A local minister met one of
the unregenerate on the street. | Glassmyer of
“Just what do you have against| married Saturday
inquired | 7:45
coming to church ’ he
solicitously.
“Plenty!” growled the sinner.
“The first time I went they
threw water in my face, and the
second time they tied me to a
woman I've had to support ever
since.”
“I see,” observed the minister
dryly. “And the next time you
go they'll throw dirt on you.”
— vie en me nse How true! !!]
| debris left by the fire which de-

I truly do enjoy my work;
It’s really touch and go.
The hours, the boss — I love
them both.
(Besides, I need the dough.)
Man’s dangerous-age is that
last-spark period when he real-
ly isn’t dangerous to anything
except his own reputation.
One of our local GI's wrote
home and said the top songs on |
the Hit Parade in Japan are
such tunes as ' “Fu Yung at
Heart,” “Rags to Rickshaws”
and the favorite is,
My House”.
I was down at Lancaster Ste-
urday,
is so bad at one of the hotels,
that the management is stealing
towels back from the guests.
A broken-down nag was be-
ing offered for sale at a auction
down at Rutt’s last Tuesday.
A young city fellow finally
bought him. When the sale was
completed, a farmer turned fo
him and asked, “What on earth
are you planning to do with
that old nag?”
“I'm going to race him,” req
plied the city youth.
“Waal,” drawled the farmer,
“you'll win.”

and heard that business
| Marietta R1, near
noon at Lancaster.
Miss Ruth B. Hendrix, of|
town, and Archie Charles |
Lancaster, were
evening at|
The Community Exhibit will
be held in Mount Joy October
19,20, and 21. Dr. E. W. Gar-
ber is the chairman. The rest of
the committee includes Simeon
A. Horton, Jos. Sheaffer, C. A.
Ricedorf and Harry Hauenstein
and Emerson Rohrer. |
Friends of Harry Z. Geibe as-
sembled at his place Thursday
morning and cleaned up the
stroyed the large barn on the
farm near Donegal Springs. The
farm is owned by J. M. Camer-
on, of Harrisburg.
‘TEN YEARS AGO
Aubust 24, 1944
Deaths: Luther A. Trostle, 60,
Maytown, |
died at 8:00 p. m. Tuesday in)
the Columbia Hospital of injur-
ies received when he fell while
working in the tobacco barn on
his farm. Attendants said he
suffered internal injuries, a

“Kimona |

fractured sku'l and collarbone.
Mrs. Donald Cameron, for
many years a resident of the
widely known Cameron man- |
sion at Donegal Springs, and fa-
mous Washington hostess of
the Hay-Adams days, died at!
her housé, at Stepleton, near
Blandford, Dorset,
cording to word received here |
by cable. Her age was 86.
A special meeting of Council |
was held to discuss the present |
condition of Main Street with!
State Highway officials and to
see just what can be done to |
improve it. Plans were discus- |
sed for a three-lane highway |
from, Harrisburg to Lancaster.
An Australian war bride,
Mrs. William McGarvey, Jr., ar- |
rived in Florin last week to re- |
side with her husband’s parents
Mr. and Mrs. William G. Mec-
England, ac-
| utility had joined many other of |
| the nation’s utilities and
| will climax a nationwide
J | vance of the electric
| 75th birthday.
ed by famed Hollywood prodyc- | tion of this first unit at Martins
advances
generation of elec-
| lamp bulb. PP&L will mark this! th
| ed in
| square pump house on the farm
| Marietta Saturday
symbolic of the
P.P. & L. Joins
In Celebrating tion gave birth to
75th Anniversary | ctric
Chas E. Oakes, Pennsylvania | Strate
Power & Light Co. president,)
today announced that the local
occurred since
service. It will
particularly
ter and easier
working. It
new farm
will
elect- uses of
rical manufacturers as co-spon-|
sors of a gigantic two-hour,
three network television show.
The show, to be held Sunday,
Oct. 24, from 9:30 to 11:30 p.m.| as the Jubilee farm
obser-| the advances in the
| of electric power,
president pointed out,
new
also be dedicated late
this year, Mr
industry’s
It will be produc-!
symbolizes the
in the
and will | Creek
I made
tricity.
er David O. Selznick
feature name stars in the enter-
tainment field.
comfort and convenience
Edison's
how
fication has contributed to bet-
farm liv
show
elec
the
advances in
that
inven-
practical el-
demon-
electri-
ing
tricity.”
The initial unit at PP&L’s big| tribute to
Martins Creek plant
in fall of
Oakes said.
signific-
Mr. Oakes pointed out that! Its dedication at this time, he
the electric industry was born | added, has particular
on October 21, 1879, when ance for somewhere
Thomas A. Edison invented the | tion this year, the
first practical incandescent |
kilowatt of
milestone with various | city.
he revealed. i
industry
other activities,
Farm, selected by Farm Journal
“It is not inconceivable
The Light's Diamond Jubilee, this milestone-marking kilowatt
in the na-
electric
dustry will add its 100-million-
generating capa-
and
many
Just| standing of clectrical
symbolizes
application
PP&L
comple-
in-
that
BEAUTIFUL KNOTTY PINE
REPRODUCTIONS
Lenhert’ sCahinetShop
MARIETTA PA.
Phone 6-2581
progress .
_ | it from scooting
Furniture Refinishing |
8.f |

Air Corps.
A fire of undetermined origin
completely destroyed a six-foot
on the Marietta
Mount Joy and
evening.
There are 500 cases of polio in
Pennsylvania at present.
of Paul Peck,
Pike between

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around while
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CHARA
Beech-Nut
Baby Foods
Strained,
All Varieties
Chopped
All Varieties
Cooked Cereals
All Varieties
A!
4.01,
Bosco
Chocolate Syrup
Phillip’s Soups
Spry
Shortening
36° 99°
Breeze
JJ
Surf
32
I-Ib.
can
large
pkg.
giant
pkg.
65°
large
pkg.
63°

Silver Dust
33 ia 65°
large
pkg.
giant
pkg.

Lux Soap
2%
Lux Soap
§ I
Lux Liquid
Detergent
39 giant 69
can
bath size
cakes

large
can
a part of- 1952.,
10 ** 9%
6 89
pkas. i 9

e290 “> 49c

Chicken- 101/5-0z.
Noodle cans 29
Tomato Soup 3 °° 25¢

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will emanate from Martins ( and what it has meant fo the you roll out bread, biscuits, pas. POLIO WON'T WAIT
Creek. people of America apd in partic- | try and the like. It's also a good | Mail Your. Folder
These are the high spots of | ular to the people of Central|idea to put rings under the |
the company’s observance of! Eastern Pennsylvania. bow! in which you are*whipping | Polio viding On help Now!
the electric industry's 75th remem, (ree cream, eggs, etc, to keep the | : ive
birthday, Mr. Oakes said. The DIVORCE bowl stationary. | g
Jubilee theme, he added, will S. Evelyn Knosp, Salunga, mms {f)
be incorporated into a number from Earl L. Knosp, Manheim | FLOOD DAMAGE |
| tier PPL hae | R3, on grounds of indignities. Flood damage becomes more | 4 MARCH OF DIMES
Sey A Married March 21, 1953. and more costly each year, is es- | Aho TSR COONEY
A Edison, the company | ST timated to have cost $5.000,000-4 PARALYSIS
will | president revealed. It will at- | USE JAR RINGS ,000 in the last 50 years, Fully | ROR, EA C. Transl,
2 Try placing rubber jar rings| $1,000,000,000 of the total dam- | Chairman Treasurer
tempt 10 create a better unde r-| under your breadboard to keep | age was caused in 1951 and thus) Room 30), Bienen Raliaing

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Seedless Grapes
2 i. 25¢
One Price—None
Priced Higher

One Price—
Local Gorn None Priced Higher 6 ou 19¢
Local New Potatoes 10 i; 35°
Golden Bananas trie -. wie
california 360-Size dozen
Juicy Lemons None Priced Higher
Fresh Peaches. $2.75
Cucumbers or Peppers
Real Gold
29°
51bs 29¢
3 for 10°
Frozen Lemonade ey
Sealdsweel Frozen Limeade 3... 29°
tap 01d South (6-02. ¢ Blue @ 6-05 c
Orange Juice Frozen © cans Bird © cans 19
Seabrook 10-02. Birds Eye or 10-01. c
Peas Farms pkgs. 29¢ Snow Crop pkgse 31
9 Beef, Chicken 810% ¢
Morton’s Frozen Pies 2 5 49
Fee Goo
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64 ara) 49°
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Butter
Sugar
Florida Orange Juice 2
Nectar Tea Bags
Holiday Cookies “““*
A&P Grape Juice "=" 2 5s. 3
Sunnyfield Fancy Creamery 1-lb 63
None Priced Higher Solids
5-1b
aah bag $2.41 bag
Grapefruit Juice *** 3 26° 2 ni 39"
4-1b.
Banquet Chicken coi: ches
Agar Luncheon Meat
Spam, Treet or Mor
‘Deep Blue Tuna Fis
*1.29
= 15
of 43
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Pack
Spaghetti “Fr. Wie 04 a 3°
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cans
Baxter’s White Potatoes 32°
[A&P Pineapple Chunks 45°
Sultana Olives er
A&P Apple Sauce pg |
Instant Puddings ites, 3 = 23°
‘Kellogg’ s Rice Krispies 5; 15¢ 25¢
Sunnyfield Rice wee. 19° ne, 290
Star Kist Dinner ve
Egg Noodle
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Canned Beverages “oor ta 25°
‘Mason Jars pint Jars 80 quar sors 39°
Dutch Apple Pie sims Se 43°
Angel Food Ring we gg
Breakfast Rolls ‘are ne
All Prices in this Advertisement Guaranteed through Saturday, Aug. 28th

Blue Rinso
Detergent
ge 32¢ i 63°
Lifebuoy
Soap
3 erie 2%
Lifebuoy
Soap
bath size 27¢
cakes
Lux Flakes
loge 32: = Gok 63

Hi-C Beverages
Grape 46-01. can 27Q
Orange 2-460z.cns 49¢
Party Punch 4x cn 356
Rinso
Granulated Soap
32: 5 63
Sweetheart Soap
“rer 250
Swan Soap
2 large size 29:
cakes
Swan Soap
25°
medium size
cakes large
giant
pkg.
pkg.
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4 is 19°

87 EAST MAIN ST.

STORE HOURS—Mon., Tues., Wed., Thurs,, & Saturday.
Super Suds
Blue Detergent -
3 os 15°
8:00 to 6:00; Friday 8:00 to 9:00
MT. JOY, PA.
Sweetheart Scap
3 ii 260
cakes large
pkg.
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