2—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, 19.5.4 \pril a EERE Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa. William N. Young, Publisher | Fred J. Alberte, Editor & Manager Pearl Roth, Assoc. Editor & Bus. Mgr. John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher 1901 - 1952 Subscription Rate: $2:00 Per Year by Mail. Advertising rates upon request. Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class mail under the Act of March 3, 1879. Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper Publishers’ Association THE BULLETIN 1 Editorially Laster May the glad dawn Of Easter morn Bring joy to thee. May the calm eve Of Easter leave A peace divine with thee. May Easter night. On thine heart write, O Christ, I live for thee! a. a 5 Fl [8 Pension Inequities We agree with President Eisenhower that taxes should not be reduced until ways | year-old son paid one of their rare visits to| and means are found to balance the national | budget. To increase the debt load, which | reaching the breaking | mountaineer drawled, “Two whiskies.” The six-year-old boy looked at his | surprise and said: “What's goin’ on, Pa? Ain't * I heard an impatient lady bawi-out Christ] cedures in the t we thought was point years ago, still further. And while we scramble for a living— and enough besides to pay the government | is slice of income taxes—we read that Post- | master General Donaldson is eligible for a | Charles up at Newcomer's Motors, she said: pension of $13,000 a year; Vice President |”Don’t you tell me that the carburetor is dir Barkley gets a pension of around $7,000 a |ty, My husband just had the car washed yes: | ty is to increase our burden | A WISE No wonder my wife talks so fast - - - BY old man was an auctioneer and her * “If you made only $3,000 last year, just how was a woman. * Kk ‘OWL LAFFS OWL did you put $5,000 in the bank.” "Well, I quit smoking, and I carried my |} on the | lunch to work with me every day.” Notes that milkmen find left in bottles sometimes vague and sometimes One milkman found this: x | as he hit his finger wita a hammer. “What do you mean by yelling "Grand his wife. “That,” he replied, ’ | largest dam, isn't it?” | staying home every night.” “Well?” “She's back now and everything was came, It was for | | until yesterday, the liglf: bill { 50 cents.” * When a mountaineer, They all walked up to the Ma drinkin’? EE year; Maj. General Harry A. Vaughan, of |terday.” deep freeze fame and himself no choice | $722.48 a | statesman, is eligible to draw month. Those are the New Dealers who were sup- | * * [I have in mind who met they ail stopped in at a bar. Coulee’?” asked ‘is the world’s his wife and a six- “town”, they stopped in at a local tavern. : where the bar You sash can’t beat some guys. There's one | pemonstrations three friends, an The fire posedly fighting for the poor man. The poor | said. “I'll treat.” So each man ordered a drink, man, you and I and millions of others, should we reach 65 and decide we’d like | to retire, will get about $80 a month— | that is unless we, in part-time work, | earn over $75 a month. For then we wouldn't get a thing. General Vaughan, however, can write a couple of books and | make what he durned well pleases. A, 3, wx 0X ox Self-Starters, Too! Since we are now celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of powered flight, parisons. We learn, for instance, that the largest Air Force operational bomber (a jet, | of course) weighs 260 times as much as our first military plane, a 25 h.p., 40 mph box- | kite delivered by the Wright Brothers in 1908. You can now fly at 1,230 mph—if | you want to. Compared with our World | War I bombers, this big modern jet car- ries 164 times the 1918 bomb load 44 times as far. We recall, too, that at the end of what we called the “Big War”, commercial air- | lines were still unheard of, just a few barnstorming ex-service pilots taking reck- less adventurers cloud-hopping in their re- claimed “Jennies”. Today, with hundreds of trans-oceanic passenger planes landing and taking off every day, all must leave foreign shores under sealed orders. Aloft, the pilot learns by what air corridor he must approach these shores. That is to pre- vent enemy sneak-attack. There’s a word for it all—Progress. Ear-ie Place Regardless of the Senate's enthusiasm, or lack of it, for Chip Bohlen as Ambassador to Russia—we fail to understand HIS eag- erness for incarceration. Writing in The Washington Star, about our new two million dollar embassy, now | nearly finished, Constantine Brown explains how every office and every room will be gimmicked by the Russians with conceal- ed radio-controlled microphones; since we buy the ground and pay for the building, rf the USSR is the contractor. (We can inspect our embassy only by permission and escorted by secret police.) All in all, Mr. Bohlen will probably oc- cupy the most elegant prison yet devised, and what is known in the trade as a “maximum security’ stir. And his cele- brated command of their language should make it easy for the monitors. After all, it would hardly be diplomatic to speak English when theyre listening. / | our air- | minded friends are full of startling com-| | blanket, and the durn fool | except (we'll call him Sandy) | cigar. who A short while later the second man treated | | —each man taking a drink, and Sandy a cig- ar. The next round the third man treated —— | each taking a drink except Sandy who tock a | cigar. HEN : Ss | stopping distance 33 feet. And now finally, it was Sandy's turn 10 Mr. John Hart, safety instruc- | treat, So he passed out cigars. tor, Mt. Joy—speed 30 —- stop- | * * * (ping distance 57 ft. 61% inches. | Johnny had seen his mother measure a Geo. NM. Tewksbary. Ir —. | yard by holding cne end to her nose and the other at arms length. One day he came run- “Here Mother,” ning in with a piece of rope. * * Over at the Fire House Mose replied: “Robin Crusce. He had all '© spend several weeks with his work done by Friday.” — — Down boy! Mrs. Water's parents, Mr. and » > | Mrs. Harold Buller, Florin. One skunk “o another: “I just ain't got it| Waters, Nayy-man has heen | anymore. Somebody musta slipped me a slug | transferred from the LST-819 of chlorophyil.” |to the Dispensary at Parris Is- * + land, South Carolina, Mrs. Wa- I d’dn’t mind it when my best friend kept who Has been residing | borrowing books from me, but when he asked her Navy husband's Sta- tion bases expects to live at he said, “Smell this and see how long it is. * the 0 other to borrow my bookcase, I slugged him, * Roots on Tuesday. * an Easter egg story I heard over at| Clem said he once had a chicken that could lay colored eggs. Fir: he would wave a red her, and she'd drop a red egg. Then he tried a blue cloth, and so on. Each | | ime he waved a colored cloth, the hen would | cloth in front of | lay an egg to maich the color of the cloth. Clem said, “One day her gears.” I waved a paich chicken siripped A local soldier got a letter from his wife con- taining a sketch of their “This”, she wrote, car's "is an exact duplicate of the panel. Do we need a quart of oil?” * Know a fellow on Norta Market Street who | ‘Ax Head" cause she keeps fly-| calls his wife * ing off the handle. x Everyone in the neighborhood felt sorry for a Florin family as the rumor circulated arcund that the man of the house had lost his job! when his little girl went nex: door to borrow | some whole cloves and they understood her | | to ask for old clothes. * It's Easter lime, remember your enjoys candy and flowers. Let « wife still her know that! you remember. - - - - Speak of them occasion- ally. A WISE OWL) her mother are | humorous. | "Dear Milkman: we don’t want milk every day. We want milk like | this: Today we want milk: Tomorrow we don't j want milk. And the next day will be just like the day before and the day after tomorrow.” * "Grand Coulee”, yelled our devout citizen . . » | fired as the brakes were applied "What's the matter, having wifd trouble?” | PE “Yes, my wife went to her mother’s for a month and every week I wrote her that I was fine | fal: ior in lane for a turn, man | j,i, took a the tests and their stopping dis- night someone asked “Mose” Stark “Who was the | and two children first man to have a 40-hour week?” dashboard. | Safe Driving Can Curb Auto Accidents As sale driving habit, the slaughter ca’s Highways will Geo. M. Tewksbary, Jr., Engineer for the Insurance Companies, safety demonstration of students and East Donegal cently, on Ameri told “Excessive the greatest single mobile accidents”, bary said. In the demonstration followed, he as low as hour can be excessive certain conditions. “When drivers (facts and base speed is Mr. Tewks- know their driving will drop sharply,” he said. Students and which showed how would go before it | stopped. The tests could were per hour. A red light mounted At that in- revolvers test driver to stop. stant, one of three mounted on the front bumper fired a yellow-paint bullet at | the street. A second bullet was and a third after the | stopped. Distances between the spots of paint showed how far the car traveled before the driver applied the brakes (the reac- tion distance’) and how far be- he could stop it (the | braking distance). A driver who carefully ob- serves the speed laws is not a car was | fore safe driver if he doesn’t signal | prope rly for turns, approaching an intersection in the proper or turn around properly. Mr. Tewksbary em- phasized. He demonstrated cor- rect signaling and turning pro- test car. Today's safety program is part of a long-range traffic safe- program being conducted by [the Farm Bureau Insurance [Companies in 13 eastern states. already have | been given in more than 3,600 h schools and colleges. | Students who took part in ances at the various speeds are: Rodney Nye — speed 20 —- | stopping distance, 31 feet 91 inches. Josie Fornoff — speed 20 — speed 40 — 109 ft. 43; inches. ie ll pe NAVY MAN AND FAMILY VISITING FLORIN Waters HM1, wife arrived Sun- California Emory L. i day from San Diego, becomes a which showed how speed | 20 and 30 miles per under m, traffic accidents teachers drove a specially-equipped car in tests far a car be con- ducted at 20, 30, and 40 miles above the radiator flashed to signal the be curbed, | Safety | Farm Bureau | audience townspeople at High School re- cause of auto- ( such | , | the groom, a civil service work- ler at the Marietta Depot. home of the bride. | Ralph L. Myers & Sons WEDDINGS JOHNS -- SHETTER The marriage of Avis Shetter | PERSON ALS daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Park Mr, and Mrs. Jas. Schatz and Shetter, Florin, to William | children, of Mt, Joy R2, will (Johns, son of Mr. and Mrs. Da- | spend Easter at Toronio, Cana- |vid Johns, Elizabethtown R2,|da visiting with relatives of {took place March 28 in Reich's | Mrs. Schatz. Mrs. Schatz and Evangelical Cong. Church, near | children intend to remain for a The Rev. George | week. Shultz officiated, using the| Mr, and Mrs. K. H. Breneman double ring ceremony. [and son, Lester, also Jerry Kos- { They were attended by Mr. |er spent Saturday in Hagers- and Mrs, Charles Kirchner of | town, Md. Lancaster, Mrs. Kenneth Johns was organist, and Kenneth | | Johns, brother of the groom was | usher. Miriam Dick, of Florin, , was Gift receiver, The bride wore a suit of coro- | nation blue and carried a white | Bible on top of which was a or- | chid with rose bud streamers. ‘T'he matron of honor wore a purple orchid corsage. the | and The bride is a senior in East Donegal High School They | left on a tour of the South after which they will reside at the ——— > AT THE HOSPITAL Mrs. Daisy Mowrer, New Hav- | en street, was admitted to St. | Joseph's Hospital on Sunday as a medical patient. Well Drilling CALL | il | SALUNGA, PA, (Lancaster Co.) PHONE LANDISVILLE 3176 30-150] | Donald 1. Burkhart | { { | { | | | | | Furniture 15-31 Marietta Ave. BULLDOZIN G AND GRADING SMOKETOWN, PA. PHONE LANC. 3-1983 ou Sou 20030 CLEANS ALL OVER FROM | POSITION Roto-Mate 13-4p | OVER COMPARABLE CLEANERS! me SWIVEL-TOP CLEANER | NO DUST BAG TO EMPTY! Exclusive ATTACH-O-MATIC I Clip-on Tools : Easy monthly payments SMALL DEPOSIT SEE DEMONSTRATION AT OUR STORE OR REQUEST FREE HOME TRIAL KEENER’S Floor Coverings - Ph. 3-5601 | MOUNT JOY, PENNA. Burton, S. C. "PHONE for FREE Home Demonstration | 9-6¢ and [son on Sunday alternoon: | Lillian The following persons were entertained in the home of Mr. Mrs. Harry R. Kuhn and Mrs. grand- Tule Turnbaugh and daughter, Claudette, of RAR C500 ONIONS ROME APPLES THE | All prices in this Advertisement Effective Through Saturday, April 4th MAINE POTATOES FRESH SPINACH FRESH SWEET CORN FRUIT BASKETS At your A&P you'll find beautiful selections priced from ’ 1.95 10 °4.95 SPECIAL BASKETS MADE TO ORDER AT SLIGHTLY, HAGLER PRICES! Lake, Calif, Mr. and Mrs. Wil. lis Kuhn, Harrisburg, Mr, and Mrs. Mahlon Foreman, Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Martin, all of Mt. Joy. In the evening Mr. and | Mrs. Elwood Gerber and daugh- ter Sandra Lee, of Marietta R. D. were guests of the Kuhns, They will return on Sunday.’ Mrs. James Childs visited Mr. and Mrs. Ab. McDannell at COOKING DEMONSTRATION The Salunga will have a cooking demonstra- tion at their meeting on Monday evening, starting 7:30 p. m. Prizes will be award- ed and all the community are invited Mother's Mrs. Charles Bennett, Sr., of | tend. this boro, is a surgical patient | =r =n Monday. in the General Hospital. Sgt. John R. Lauer and wife Mr. Reuben Shellenberger, of {of Washington, D. C., Manheim St, this boro, will] with Jno. E. Schroll and family celebrate his 61st birthday onon Sunday. Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. James Hocken- Mr. and Mrs. Paul Gingrich, | berry, Sr., were entertained Mrs. John Haines and Mrs. |dinner by their daughter, Myrtle Nornhold all of Mount| William De Carlton of Marietta Joy, left Tuesday for Florida. {on Sunday. 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