2—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa.,
Thursday,
19.5.4
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Published every Thursday at 11 East
Main Street, Mount Joy,
Lancaster County, Pa.
William N. Young, Publisher |
Fred J. Alberte, Editor & Manager
Pearl Roth, Assoc. Editor & Bus. Mgr.
John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher
1901 - 1952
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Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy,
Pa., as second-class mail under the Act
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THE BULLETIN 1
Editorially
Laster
May the glad dawn
Of Easter morn
Bring joy to thee.
May the calm eve
Of Easter leave
A peace divine with thee.
May Easter night.
On thine heart write,
O Christ, I live for thee!
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Pension Inequities
We agree with President Eisenhower that
taxes should not be reduced until ways | year-old son paid one of their rare visits to|
and means are found to balance the national |
budget. To increase the debt load, which |
reaching the breaking | mountaineer drawled, “Two whiskies.”
The six-year-old boy looked at his
| surprise and said: “What's goin’ on, Pa? Ain't
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I heard an impatient lady bawi-out Christ] cedures in the t
we thought was
point years ago,
still further.
And while we scramble for a living—
and enough besides to pay the government |
is slice of income taxes—we read that Post- |
master General Donaldson is eligible for a | Charles up at Newcomer's Motors, she said:
pension of $13,000 a year; Vice President |”Don’t you tell me that the carburetor is dir
Barkley gets a pension of around $7,000 a |ty, My husband just had the car washed yes: | ty
is to increase our burden |
A WISE
No wonder my wife talks so fast - - -
BY
old man was an auctioneer and her
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“If you made only $3,000 last year, just how
was a woman.
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‘OWL LAFFS
OWL
did you put $5,000 in the bank.”
"Well, I quit smoking,
and I carried my |} on the
| lunch to work with me every day.”
Notes that milkmen find left in bottles
sometimes vague and sometimes
One milkman found this:
x
| as he hit his finger wita a hammer. “What do
you mean by yelling "Grand
his wife. “That,” he replied, ’
| largest dam, isn't it?”
| staying home every night.”
“Well?”
“She's back now and everything was
came, It was for
|
| until yesterday, the liglf: bill
{ 50 cents.”
*
When a mountaineer,
They all walked up to the
Ma drinkin’?
EE
year; Maj. General Harry A. Vaughan, of |terday.”
deep freeze fame and himself no choice |
$722.48 a |
statesman, is eligible to draw
month.
Those are the New Dealers who were sup- |
* *
[I have in mind who met
they ail stopped in at a bar.
Coulee’?” asked
‘is the world’s
his wife and a six-
“town”, they stopped in at a local tavern. :
where the
bar
You sash can’t beat some guys. There's one | pemonstrations
three friends,
an
The
fire
posedly fighting for the poor man. The poor | said. “I'll treat.” So each man ordered a drink,
man, you and I and millions of others,
should we reach 65 and decide we’d like |
to retire, will get about $80 a month— |
that is unless we, in part-time work, |
earn over $75 a month. For then we
wouldn't get a thing. General Vaughan,
however, can write a couple of books and |
make what he durned well pleases.
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Self-Starters, Too!
Since we are now celebrating the fiftieth
anniversary of powered flight,
parisons. We learn, for instance, that the
largest Air Force operational bomber (a jet, |
of course) weighs 260 times as much as our
first military plane, a 25 h.p., 40 mph box- |
kite delivered by the Wright Brothers in
1908. You can now fly at 1,230 mph—if |
you want to. Compared with our World |
War I bombers, this big modern jet car-
ries 164 times the 1918 bomb load 44 times
as far.
We recall, too, that at the end of what
we called the “Big War”, commercial air- |
lines were still unheard of, just a few
barnstorming ex-service pilots taking reck-
less adventurers cloud-hopping in their re-
claimed “Jennies”. Today, with hundreds
of trans-oceanic passenger planes landing
and taking off every day, all must leave
foreign shores under sealed orders. Aloft,
the pilot learns by what air corridor he
must approach these shores. That is to pre-
vent enemy sneak-attack.
There’s a word for it all—Progress.
Ear-ie Place
Regardless of the Senate's enthusiasm, or
lack of it, for Chip Bohlen as Ambassador
to Russia—we fail to understand HIS eag-
erness for incarceration.
Writing in The Washington Star, about
our new two million dollar embassy, now |
nearly finished, Constantine Brown explains
how every office and every room will be
gimmicked by the Russians with conceal-
ed radio-controlled microphones; since we
buy the ground and pay for the building,
rf the USSR is the contractor. (We can
inspect our embassy only by permission
and escorted by secret police.)
All in all, Mr. Bohlen will probably oc-
cupy the most elegant prison yet devised,
and what is known in the trade as a
“maximum security’ stir. And his cele-
brated command of their language should
make it easy for the monitors. After all,
it would hardly be diplomatic to speak
English when theyre listening. /
|
our air- |
minded friends are full of startling com-|
| blanket, and the durn fool
| except (we'll call him Sandy)
| cigar.
who
A short while later the second man treated |
| —each man taking a drink, and Sandy a cig-
ar. The next round the third man treated ——
| each taking a drink except Sandy who tock a
| cigar. HEN : Ss | stopping distance 33 feet.
And now finally, it was Sandy's turn 10 Mr. John Hart, safety instruc-
| treat, So he passed out cigars. tor, Mt. Joy—speed 30 —- stop-
| * * * (ping distance 57 ft. 61% inches.
| Johnny had seen his mother measure a Geo. NM. Tewksbary. Ir —.
| yard by holding cne end to her nose and the
other at arms length. One day he came run-
“Here Mother,”
ning in with a piece of rope.
* *
Over at the Fire House
Mose replied: “Robin Crusce. He had all '© spend several weeks with
his work done by Friday.” — — Down boy! Mrs. Water's parents, Mr. and
» > | Mrs. Harold Buller, Florin.
One skunk “o another: “I just ain't got it| Waters, Nayy-man has heen
| anymore. Somebody musta slipped me a slug | transferred from the LST-819
of chlorophyil.” |to the Dispensary at Parris Is-
* + land, South Carolina, Mrs. Wa-
I d’dn’t mind it when my best friend kept who Has been residing
| borrowing books from me, but when he asked her Navy husband's Sta-
tion bases expects to live at
he said, “Smell this and see how long it is.
*
the
0
other
to borrow my bookcase, I slugged him,
*
Roots on Tuesday.
*
an Easter egg story I heard over at|
Clem said he once had a chicken that could
lay colored eggs.
Fir: he would wave a red
her, and she'd drop a red egg.
Then he tried a blue cloth, and so on. Each |
| ime he waved a colored cloth, the hen would |
cloth in front of
| lay an egg to maich the color of the cloth.
Clem said, “One day
her gears.”
I waved a paich
chicken siripped
A local soldier got a letter from his wife con-
taining a sketch of their
“This”, she wrote,
car's
"is an exact
duplicate of
the panel. Do we need a quart of
oil?”
*
Know a fellow on Norta Market Street who |
‘Ax Head" cause she keeps fly-|
calls his wife *
ing off the handle.
x
Everyone in the neighborhood felt sorry for
a Florin family as the rumor circulated arcund
that the man of the house had lost his job!
when his little girl went nex: door to borrow |
some whole cloves and they understood her |
| to ask for old clothes.
*
It's Easter lime, remember your
enjoys candy and flowers. Let
«
wife still
her know that!
you remember. - - - - Speak of them occasion-
ally.
A WISE OWL)
her
mother
are |
humorous. |
"Dear Milkman: we
don’t want milk every day. We want milk like
| this: Today we want milk: Tomorrow we don't
j want milk. And the next day will be just like
the day before and the day after tomorrow.”
*
"Grand Coulee”, yelled our devout citizen
. . » | fired as the brakes were applied
"What's the matter, having wifd trouble?” | PE
“Yes, my wife went to her mother’s for a
month and every week I wrote her that I was
fine |
fal: ior in lane for a turn,
man | j,i,
took a the tests and their stopping dis-
night
someone asked “Mose” Stark “Who was the | and two children
first man to have a 40-hour week?”
dashboard. |
Safe Driving
Can Curb Auto
Accidents
As sale driving
habit, the slaughter
ca’s Highways will
Geo. M. Tewksbary, Jr.,
Engineer for the
Insurance Companies,
safety demonstration
of students and
East Donegal
cently,
on Ameri
told
“Excessive the
greatest single
mobile accidents”,
bary said.
In the demonstration
followed, he
as low as
hour can be excessive
certain conditions.
“When drivers
(facts and base
speed is
Mr. Tewks-
know
their driving
will drop sharply,” he said.
Students and
which showed how
would go before it
| stopped. The tests
could
were
per hour.
A red light mounted
At that in-
revolvers
test driver to stop.
stant, one of three
mounted on the front bumper
fired a yellow-paint bullet at
| the street. A second bullet was
and a third after the
| stopped.
Distances between the spots
of paint showed how far the
car traveled before the driver
applied the brakes (the reac-
tion distance’) and how far be-
he could stop it (the
| braking distance).
A driver who carefully ob-
serves the speed laws is not a
car was
| fore
safe driver if he doesn’t signal
| prope rly for turns, approaching
an intersection in the proper
or turn around
properly. Mr. Tewksbary em-
phasized. He demonstrated cor-
rect signaling and turning pro-
test car.
Today's safety program is
part of a long-range traffic safe-
program being conducted by
[the Farm Bureau Insurance
[Companies in 13 eastern states.
already have
| been given in more than 3,600
h schools and colleges.
| Students who took part in
ances at the various speeds are:
Rodney Nye — speed 20 —-
| stopping distance, 31 feet 91
inches.
Josie Fornoff — speed 20 —
speed 40 — 109 ft. 43; inches.
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NAVY MAN AND FAMILY
VISITING FLORIN
Waters HM1, wife
arrived Sun-
California
Emory L. i
day from San Diego,
becomes a
which
showed how speed |
20 and 30 miles per
under
m, traffic accidents
teachers drove
a specially-equipped car in tests
far a car
be
con-
ducted at 20, 30, and 40 miles
above
the radiator flashed to signal the
be curbed, |
Safety |
Farm Bureau |
audience
townspeople at
High School re-
cause of auto- (
such |
, | the groom, a civil service work-
ler at the Marietta Depot.
home of the bride. |
Ralph L. Myers & Sons
WEDDINGS
JOHNS -- SHETTER
The marriage of Avis Shetter |
PERSON ALS
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Park Mr, and Mrs. Jas. Schatz and
Shetter, Florin, to William | children, of Mt, Joy R2, will
(Johns, son of Mr. and Mrs. Da- | spend Easter at Toronio, Cana-
|vid Johns, Elizabethtown R2,|da visiting with relatives of
{took place March 28 in Reich's | Mrs. Schatz. Mrs. Schatz and
Evangelical Cong. Church, near | children intend to remain for a
The Rev. George | week.
Shultz officiated, using the| Mr, and Mrs. K. H. Breneman
double ring ceremony. [and son, Lester, also Jerry Kos-
{ They were attended by Mr. |er spent Saturday in Hagers-
and Mrs, Charles Kirchner of | town, Md.
Lancaster, Mrs. Kenneth Johns
was organist, and Kenneth |
| Johns, brother of the groom was |
usher. Miriam Dick, of Florin,
, was Gift receiver,
The bride wore a suit of coro- |
nation blue and carried a white |
Bible on top of which was a or- |
chid with rose bud streamers.
‘T'he matron of honor wore a
purple orchid corsage.
the |
and
The bride is a senior in
East Donegal High School
They |
left on a tour of the South after
which they will reside at the
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AT THE HOSPITAL
Mrs. Daisy Mowrer, New Hav- |
en street, was admitted to St. |
Joseph's Hospital on Sunday as
a medical patient.
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