Nt Bhlletin, OWL LAFFS OWL A WISE Only a three day trip to New York could make a class of Seniors all smiles at 5 o'clock in the morn- Imagine those faces at 5 getting up to go to in, —— A.M I'm only kidding students! Ww ork Have a time. swell out-of-town car salesman to persuade one of our a new car. He you can afford Tell me one An was trying men to buy Of a new car, rural argued: course 10 buy reason: why not. Well, it's like this, paying installments on swappad for the car I traded a down on the car I own - = Reason enough. SIr. I'm still car 1 son. the in as now ,- = “Junior, when 1 went shopping this morning there were 2 pieces of scake in the pantry. Now there is only one. How do you account for that?” asked a Columbia Avenue mama. Junior answered: “Poor light in there, I guess. . \ Even the autoppotive engineers! i admit that horsepower was much | safer when ‘only the horse had it A prisoner was brought before the Judge charged with beating his wife, The Judge, being in a sym- pathic mood, said, “Do you admit that you would beat your own wife?” “Why sure, said the pris- oner, Whose wife do you beat?” We took the womenfolks’ fur coats into storage Monday and the clerk told us this amusing incident that happened during the summer, a lady from this com- ‘The young lady who was behind 5 on fur coat + from the person Ly i of her bank ask- C cur neighbors! think if cessary to we me and repos r fur coat?’ Several d finance company following the young lady — “I have the matter up with my you suggested, and ¢ it would be a lousy Just Keeping your chin u your mouth | | Nornhold thinks we should column put Officer Neiss in this about an embarrassing situation he had last week, but certain things that we may not print, prevent so,- - ~ The next time Bennets, ask Myrtle, | about it us irom doing ou go into she can tell you all you business men boys Don't fool if they come They're too much kid. If you doubt an interview that took place Tues- | day when one of them applied {fo a job at the close of school Is there any chance of a job, sir? the student asked any of around with our Senior looking “on the ob. | tou for a ball” my word here What can you do? queried the foreman. Anything, sir, was the confident reply. @an you file smoke? the foreman inquired, testing the lad’s sharp- ness. . Yes, sir, Tommy replied, if you will screw it in the vice. - - - That boy I'd hire Most women can keep a secret but the only trouble is - the women they tell it to cant The story in the papers the oth- er day about an extravagant mess sergeant using coffee grounds for floorsweep was a big surprise to a lot of soldiers and ex-GI's. Some of them ‘say it would have sounded more plausible if the «report had been that he was using the floor- sweep to brew coffee. A WISE OWL ee When in need of Printing. (any- thing) kindly remember the Bulletin Wouni Joy, Pa., Fhurdday, May & 1952 MOUNT JOY HIGH WON GAME WITH MARIETTA With Zeller a three-hit- | plus nine solid bingles by his | Mount Joy High won victory Marietta Hi twirling ter, team mates, an easy over “THE LOW DOWN HICKORY GROVE | | | Of all the things that this USA. | | | is over-stocked with, it is “prob- last Friday: Score | lems”—we bulge at the seams. We Mount Joy i! d al don't solve one until we are hand- | : wih 10% utr 9.3 0] ed a newer one. We. elect gents ar 8 aid 0 1 H who say, listen, folks, I'm your pal, linger cf .. . 4 1 1 0) soon as I get settled in my swivel | Au h 1b 4 0 2 01 chair I will smooth your path, So | Zimmerman rf 1 2 1 0] Fy { | Kline ¢ . 1 oO M 1 [We say, you are our huckleberry Ashenfelter If A 2 0 0| we believe every word you say Philips 2b ........ 3 1 0 0 here is our vote. And in al] this bat ors | 177 year history never be- | Towis <8 gen fore were we so over-rua with un- Nusietle ab a Pg Lf 0 solved problems, { Seaman ob Aas 4 0 3 2 We are the world's sucker de Dressler ¢ . . 4 0 6 0 luxe. And as we build taller and Johnsen cf ....... 2 1 3 0{ wider and more lavish schools, tie | Hetrick re 2 0 0 0 problems increase. We cram our Jones 3b 2 1 1 1 | Kusle ss Aig 6. 0 off-shoots on the campus with ed- | McFarland 1b . 3 0 6 0 { ucation—tut for wisdom, and how | Saunders p ...... 3 1 1 4|1to judge as to what is true and | Flinger rf eee 1 0 0 is hooey, that goes by *the| 26 3 2 8 010 000 5—6 Totals MOUNT JOY MARIETTA 010 000 0- 1 }—Zeller, Germer, Kear, Zim- merman 2, Philips, Johnson. E — Germer 2, Kear, Jones, Kugle, McFarland 2, Saun- | ders, 2B—Germer, BB—off Saun- ders 1, Zeller 5; SO—by Saundes | 5, Zeller 14. In another League game that same afternoon, East Hempfield romped all over East Donegal 19 to | The victors had 12 hits. LOCAL HIGH NINE LOST TO EAST HEMPFIELD Mount Joy bowed to East Hemp- ' field Tuesday by a score of 6 to 4. WP—Barto, LP —Zimmerman. Other HE-town 7, League Games Marietta 0. LEAGUE STANDINGS Section I Teams Ww L Pct. ¥ ast Hempfie id 5 0 1.000 izabethtown ...... 4 0 10004 ] Joy 2.3 400] Marietta ,.......... { 4 000 | East Donegal ....... 0 4 MOUNT JOY TENNIS TEAM EASILY DEFEATS MANHEIV Mount Joy's kept Manheim 7 to 0 in a Her Score: Singles Mt. Joy, 0, 13-11. tennis its slate clean by game Tuesday, League lead- tieing shey for the ership. defeated Wolgemuth, Royer. 9-11, 6- Hendrix, Mt. Joy defeated Weav- | er, 6-1, 6-3 Snavely, Mt. 6-0, 6-2. Nissley, Mt. Joy, Joy, defeated Huber defeated Reece, 6-0, 6-0. Metzler, Mt. man 6-0, 6-0. Doubles Hendrix and Snavely, Mount Joy defeated Hoffman and Weaver, 6-1, | Joy, defeated S| 6-1. Milligan and Zerphey, Mount Joy i defeated Huber and Reece, 6-2, 6-3. LEAGUE STANDING Teams W. L Pet. Mount Joy ......... 5 0 1.000 Hershey ............ 5 0 1.000] ............... 6 1 8.57 Manheim Twp. 5 7.14 McCaskey sae 8 3 500 | Manheim Central .. 1 4 .200 New Holland ee} 5 167 | Pation ............. 1 6 142 | Lanc Country Day ..0 6 000 | rr — —— ere MOUNT JOY HIGH WON Mount Joy defeated Patton | School 5-2. Singles Glen Wolgemuth (MJ) def. Don { Nicodemus, 7-5, 6-4. John Hendrix (MJ) def. John! Adams, 7-3, 6-4. Lester Snavely (MJ) def. Bob Crayne, 6-0, 6-3. Jim McClure (P); def. Peter Nis- dley, 6-1, 6-4. Jay Metzler (MJ) def. Jack Wag- ner, 6-1, 6-2. Doubles Hendrix and Snavely (MJ) def. Nicodemus and Adams, 6-4, 6-4, Crayne and McClure (P) def. Don Zerphey and Harold Milligan, ¢-1, 6-8, 6-3. Everybody reads newspapers buf NOT everybody reads circular ad. vertising left cn their door step. Dressler, Johnson, | 000 aggregation | defeating | Hoff- | board. No school that I can discov=- | er anywhere in this land includes “Aesop” in its curriculum. | The labor temple puts its pickets | | on the march. For a sad sight, there | {is none sadder or more pitifullook- | SZ ing than a picket treadin’ his beat. | First we have a “problem” then we | nave a “racket”—that is the mode. | | One group cooks up a scheme to | “homogenize” the races, another says let's have municipal [s ship—we been electin’ all of them. | That is us all over—we are suck- | lors de luxe for problems. | | | owner- | Yours with the low down, JIMMIE | - — Carl Rohm Won | near future. First, | medals will be awarded | Shearer and Packer, [ ual prizes will be awarded to « ach / third to Rohm, second and place while individ- | | grade champion. -— ee BOTH MT. JOY AND HERSHEY WON LAST NITE Mount Joy Hershey Tennis | teams are still deadlocked for first | | place in the [ both teams winning | the locals defeated Singles Bill Zimmerman MJ, | McFarland, 3-6, 6-3, 6-4. and league with six all, last evening, McCaskey 4-3. defeated Charles, McC, defeated Hendrix, | 4-6, 8-6, 6-3. Snavely, MJ, defeated Poysher, 6-2, 8-6. | Witmer, McC, defeated Nissley, | 6-4, 6-3. York, McC, defeated Metzler, 6-2, | | 5-7, 6-3. | Doubles | | Zimmerman and Wolgemuth, MJ | | defeated McFarland and Charles, | 1-6, 6-0, 6-4. Clinger and Hendrix, MJ, defeat- | ed Witmer and York, 6-2, 6-2. ——— | “CHEVY " PASSENGER CARS | ARE REDUCED IN PRICE Reductions in the retai] prices of | { all Chevr let passenger cars, an- | | rounced recently in Detroit, been placed into effect by Newcom- | | ers Motors, Inc, of Mount Joy. The price cuts average $15 per| | car, depending upon the model and | | style, it was explained by C. S. | Newcomer, the lecal dealer. “In view of the lower prices, | believe there will be a greater de- | mand for our automobiles and wil] | | do everything possible to meet our | customers’ requirements prompt- | ly.” he added. “We are glad to pass | | along these savings to our Chevro- | | let customers.’ | — a... eL FOOD SALE SATURDAY, MAY 10 | The Higem Class of the Methodist | Sunday School will hold a food | sale in front of Titus Rutt's Ins. | office on East Main Street, May 10, from 8:30 a. m. until? Re | POISON CAMPAIGN. ENDED The State Game Commission has | concluded its fox poisoning ‘activi- | ties, claiming the rabid menace has | been “confined”. A ee. Noah’s Ark was built of gopher wood, have | we | ” | ties now recommend this | Courthouse in Farmer's Question PREPARED BY American Foundation For Animal Health WHAT ABOUT RABIES? Q: How is rabies spread? A: It is spread by the bite of an animal that has the disease. It can also be spread if saliva from a | rabies victim comes in contact with open scratches or with sur: face of the eye. Rabid dogs are | the most common sources of in- fection, Q: Is this disease dangerous to both human beings and animals? A: Yes, It can kill people,’ as | well as any type of animal foxes, coyotes, squirrels are spreaders of the areas. Q: Is rabies fa- tal? Wolves, and skunks disease in some Yes, it Is one of the most = = dreaded of all diseases. How- ever, it can generally be prevented by protective vaccination. Q: successful is tion? A: Very dependable. How vaccina- Authori- control dogs in an Stray dogs Any dogs program: All should be vaccinated, should be impounded. being shipped from one area to ate should be required to | have a rabies vaccination -certifi- This has series of “compliance conference ——— Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. Mother will wl | { 5 love it select her gift from our de- lightful rings, watches and accessories. it with her choice of jewelry, Then let us engrave name, initials or a beautiful Mother's Day sentiment! ADAM H. GREER 87 E. Main St, Mount Joy, Pa. PHONE 3-1124 YOUNG LADY, WERE OUT OF LETTERHEADS DONT GET EXCITED, BOSS<THE NEWSPAPER SHOP VILL PRINT SOME IN A Lo HURRY IF \VE NR | SALUNGA' OTHERS" cLuy ' - HOLDS A FLOWER SHOW * Bvt, = 8 Eabl” a at Maytown in ‘the High' The Mothers Club of the Maple | Sehool League, “defeating the East | Grove School donated $5 to the | Donegalers 4 to 2. Lancaster General Hospital Fund | fat a recent meeting held at the D ! | school. UST A Lil ACT | lower show with Mrs, Mrs. Harold Myers and Mrs. Henry Tr "1D HILE Hiestand as first prize winners. A EN N Ww Mrs. Harold Longenecker showed WE PUT IN slides and Mrs. Eva Schreiber won v the door prize. Hostesses were Mrs. A PLUG Hiestand, Mrs. Verne Hiestand, Mrs. FOR Wilbur Hiestand, Mrs, Christ Kel- ler and Mrs. Willis Kendig Oufe The next meeting will be held SUPER- & June 2 at the school SUPER: S OFFICES CLOSED SATURDAY TERRIFI Cr. H. C. Killheffer, optometrist, with offices in Manheim and Eliza- JOB Ie betitown, wily be closed all day on 1 PRI NT | NG! oA so Saturday, May 10th, of the meeting was a Levi Peifer, A feature TO GET YOUR area | y § s brought ies or effective control in ry comic WOMEN& GIRLS WANTED Excellent Opportunities FOR DIE-DRAFTSMEN and DIE-REPAIRMEN Men with experience in the above fields will be considared for immediate placement in the Mount Joy area. Excellent pay and working conditions with unusual eniployee benefits. Send inquiries and resume to PERSONNEL REPRESENTATIVE AIR-CRAFT MARINE PRODUCTS, Inc. NORTH 4Til STREET, HARRISBURG, PA. 19-1 1523 Operators to Sew Children’s Garments Dr.H.C Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM 163 S. Charlotte St. Telephone 5.3376 Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30 Tues, Fri. Sat. 7.9 P. M, USE PC y TLE EN Tues. Fri. Sat. 1] PR aT 930.10. 25 P. RT NT ELIZABETHTOWN | rR Tad 15 E. High St. Telephone 24.F || PTI Cer. ele 1 LLLP Gr ial EL PA Mt. Gretna Park OPENING MAY 11th UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. FEATURING Cowboy Phil & The Girls of The Golden West FROM (WWVA, PLUS The Chester's Magical Act AND Curly Gibson & The Sunshine Playboys Gontinuous Shows From 2:00 O'clock AD MLSSION Lots of parking space, picnic tables, amusements and refreshments 19-1 50c (incl. tax) Mount Joy Legion SATURDAY NIGHT, MAY 106th 10 TO 1:00 A. M. Bobbie Hodge Trio SUNDAY NIGHT, MAY iith 9:00 TO 12:00 Score: | cate, plan Fast Hempiield ab ho | rabies under Heistand rf: =... .. 3 0 1 | Shertzer 2b ...... 2 0.9 bl Ch Q: How does one recognize ra- 5... 3 1.10 0 ar e amps Pp | bies? | Eady pr: 2 9 1 0! Carl Rohm was crowned the Mt. A: Suspect rabies when dogs or Te i a) 4° 3 ¢ olJoy Marble champion after defeat-| livestock behave abnormally. Gen- . : Allison. 2 2 6 1 ing Earl Shearer in the VFW final | te i become ng and Jack Davis & His Orchestra Peffley 3b 3 0 0 1 | play-off held on the: Grade school irritable. Dogs may have dumb Le rner T ken td 2 ‘ abies i hic heir jaws ar Emich ss 3 1 2 0| play ground on Monday evening. | rabies, in which their jaws are a S a i paralyzed and their mouths hang . . « Tals i 55 8 91 35 Approximately one hundred boys | coon.’ ‘or the furious type where ® St d WwW k Sunday family dinners will be served starting at Mount Joy ab h o and girls in the first through eighth | they want to bite anything within eaqy or 1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and Zeller p-cf Sok 4 0 1 3 | grade competed in the tournament | reach. Turkey. Ashenfelter If 4 3 0 1| that began on Friday evening, con- Q: If rabies is suspected, what Dr Good Pay Kear 2b .......... 2 1 1 2 [tinued through Saturday and end- | should one do? TE RY | his 3 3 [ed on Monday evening. Al a veterinarian im- Zimmerm = } 4 | mediately. Confine any suspect Klugh ih 3 0 8 ol The grade champions are as sob} dog oF Jars animal Do fot kil} Kline ¢ .......... 3 0 6 [ lows: Tom Meckley, first grade; | the animal. If a person is bitten, n ESS RSA, 7 Sema 3 ERR 3 1 3 3 Mike Halter, second grade; Roger | call a physician ‘imme tel; EVENINGS MATINEE eber- rf ........ 3 a Danas VT Tone § : SHOWS vE vs | | Pucker third grade; Ronnie Pen-| NOTE—Due to spa tation SATURDA {xNavman ........ 0 0 0 ! | i : | T A i ty | nell, fourth grade; Earl Shearer, | general questions cannot be han 137 NORTH POPLAR STREE ELIZABETHTOWN, PA 7 and 9:00 P.M THEATRE AND Totals ........ 27 7. 21 12(fifth grade; Bill Ditzler, sixth] dled by this column. 3 16-tf SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS Ron for Germes in 7 | Peat a | laf ee SSIS -8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M. Bw Samar in 7th. grade; Carl Rohm, seventh grade. | a Le 5.8.10 P.M Mount Joy, Pa. 0 P.M MOUNT JOY D .. us i St [ The eighth grade was not repre- | NINE SLAUGHTERERS ARE 4 INL iis | | TE " CAR R—Shertzer, Krady 2, Mumma, | Sented: | SUMMONID TO APPEAR FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MAY 9 - 10 Allison 2, Ashenfelter 2, Clinger Rohm and his runner-up, Shear- Nine Lancaster County meat aires = 3 5 4 { . : 1LAS — PATRICE MOR -in= | Nauman. Sherrer 2, Klugh 2,|er, will represent Mt. Joy's Post | slaughterers—three of whom ar KIER DOUGLAS PATRICY WYMORE n Comer HasClmee Fann ye | 575 2 in the Ninth District VFW | also retail meat dealers—have been IA GE 3 Zeller is 13. | tournament that will be held in the | summoned to appear at the U. S. : Harrisburg for a FUR STORAGE REPAIRING We Call CLEANING GLAZING You Phone ® ALSO ALL KINDS LAUNDRY FLORIN, PENNA. PHONE MT. JOY 3-451 *“The Big Trees” MONDAY — TUESLCAY, MAY 12 - 13 AVA GARDNER — JAMES MASON in “Pandora And The Flying Dutchman” WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MAY 14 - 15 VAN HEFFLIN — PATRICIA NEAL -in- With Father” COMING JUNE 13 “Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs” 14 THE FUTURE HOLDS PROMISE Regardless of the state of the world today, there is always hope for a better future. And those who set aside money regularly are pre- paring for the days ahead. Whatever comes — they will be ready with an ever-growing bank account. Why not open your account with us, UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK OF MOUNT JOY $ Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Complete One Sto Food Serv ce “Top Quality-Low Prices [very Day” | 9 Hess’ Food Store PHONE 3-9094 MOUNT JOY, PA. NE T } You Noy can 1160 resy { Fly beh
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