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OWL LAFFS
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A WISE
Only a three day trip to New
York could make a class of Seniors
all smiles at 5 o'clock in the morn-
Imagine those faces at 5
getting up to go to
in, ——
A.M
I'm only kidding students!
Ww ork
Have a
time.
swell
out-of-town car salesman
to persuade one of our
a new car. He
you can afford
Tell me one
An
was trying
men to buy
Of
a new car,
rural
argued: course
10 buy
reason: why not.
Well, it's like this,
paying installments on
swappad for the car I traded
a down on the car I own
- = Reason enough.
SIr.
I'm still
car 1
son.
the
in as
now ,- =
“Junior, when 1 went shopping
this morning there were 2 pieces of
scake in the pantry. Now there is
only one. How do you account for
that?” asked a Columbia Avenue
mama.
Junior answered: “Poor light in
there, I guess.
. \
Even the autoppotive engineers!
i
admit that horsepower was much |
safer when ‘only the horse had it
A prisoner was brought before
the Judge charged with beating his
wife, The Judge, being in a sym-
pathic mood, said, “Do you admit
that you would beat your own
wife?” “Why sure, said the pris-
oner, Whose wife do you beat?”
We took the womenfolks’ fur
coats into storage Monday and the
clerk told us this amusing incident
that happened during the summer,
a lady from this com-
‘The young lady who was behind
5 on fur coat
+ from the person Ly
i of her bank ask-
C cur neighbors!
think if cessary to
we
me and repos r fur coat?’
Several d finance
company following
the young lady — “I have
the matter up with my
you suggested, and
¢ it would be a lousy
Just Keeping your
chin u your mouth |
|
Nornhold thinks we should
column
put Officer Neiss in this
about an embarrassing situation he
had last week, but certain things
that we may not print, prevent
so,- - ~ The next time
Bennets, ask Myrtle, |
about it
us
irom doing
ou go into
she can tell you all
you business men
boys
Don't
fool
if they come
They're too much
kid. If you doubt
an interview that took place Tues- |
day when one of them applied {fo
a job at the close of school
Is there any chance of a job, sir?
the student asked
any of
around with our Senior
looking
“on the
ob.
|
tou
for a
ball”
my word here
What can you do? queried the
foreman.
Anything, sir, was the confident
reply.
@an you file smoke? the foreman
inquired, testing the lad’s sharp-
ness. .
Yes, sir, Tommy replied, if you
will screw it in the vice. - - - That
boy I'd hire
Most women can keep a secret
but the only trouble is - the women
they tell it to cant
The story in the papers the oth-
er day about an extravagant mess
sergeant using coffee grounds for
floorsweep was a big surprise to a
lot of soldiers and ex-GI's. Some
of them ‘say it would have sounded
more plausible if the «report had
been that he was using the floor-
sweep to brew coffee.
A WISE OWL
ee
When in need of Printing. (any-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
Wouni Joy, Pa.,
Fhurdday, May & 1952
MOUNT JOY HIGH WON
GAME WITH MARIETTA
With Zeller a three-hit- |
plus nine solid bingles by his |
Mount Joy High won
victory Marietta Hi
twirling
ter,
team mates,
an easy over
“THE LOW DOWN
HICKORY GROVE
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Of all the things that this USA. |
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is over-stocked with, it is “prob-
last Friday: Score | lems”—we bulge at the seams. We
Mount Joy i! d al don't solve one until we are hand- |
: wih 10% utr 9.3 0] ed a newer one. We. elect gents
ar 8 aid 0 1 H who say, listen, folks, I'm your pal,
linger cf .. . 4 1 1 0) soon as I get settled in my swivel |
Au h 1b 4 0 2 01 chair I will smooth your path, So |
Zimmerman rf 1 2 1 0] Fy { |
Kline ¢ . 1 oO M 1 [We say, you are our huckleberry
Ashenfelter If A 2 0 0| we believe every word you say
Philips 2b ........ 3 1 0 0 here is our vote. And in al] this
bat ors | 177 year history never be- |
Towis <8 gen fore were we so over-rua with un-
Nusietle ab a Pg Lf 0 solved problems, {
Seaman ob Aas 4 0 3 2 We are the world's sucker de
Dressler ¢ . . 4 0 6 0 luxe. And as we build taller and
Johnsen cf ....... 2 1 3 0{ wider and more lavish schools, tie |
Hetrick re 2 0 0 0 problems increase. We cram our
Jones 3b 2 1 1 1 |
Kusle ss Aig 6. 0 off-shoots on the campus with ed- |
McFarland 1b . 3 0 6 0 { ucation—tut for wisdom, and how |
Saunders p ...... 3 1 1 4|1to judge as to what is true and |
Flinger rf eee 1 0 0 is hooey, that goes by *the|
26 3 2 8
010 000 5—6
Totals
MOUNT JOY
MARIETTA 010 000 0- 1
}—Zeller, Germer, Kear, Zim-
merman 2, Philips, Johnson. E —
Germer 2, Kear,
Jones, Kugle, McFarland 2, Saun- |
ders, 2B—Germer, BB—off Saun-
ders 1, Zeller 5; SO—by Saundes |
5, Zeller 14.
In another League game that
same afternoon, East Hempfield
romped all over East Donegal 19 to |
The victors had 12 hits.
LOCAL HIGH NINE LOST
TO EAST HEMPFIELD
Mount Joy bowed to East Hemp-
' field Tuesday by a score of 6 to 4.
WP—Barto, LP
—Zimmerman.
Other
HE-town 7,
League Games
Marietta 0.
LEAGUE STANDINGS
Section I
Teams Ww L Pct.
¥ ast Hempfie id 5 0 1.000
izabethtown ...... 4 0 10004
] Joy 2.3 400]
Marietta ,.......... { 4 000 |
East Donegal ....... 0 4
MOUNT JOY TENNIS TEAM
EASILY DEFEATS MANHEIV
Mount Joy's
kept
Manheim 7 to 0 in a
Her
Score:
Singles
Mt. Joy,
0, 13-11.
tennis
its slate clean by
game Tuesday,
League lead-
tieing shey for the
ership.
defeated
Wolgemuth,
Royer. 9-11, 6-
Hendrix, Mt. Joy defeated Weav- |
er, 6-1, 6-3
Snavely, Mt.
6-0, 6-2.
Nissley, Mt. Joy,
Joy, defeated Huber
defeated Reece,
6-0, 6-0.
Metzler, Mt.
man 6-0, 6-0.
Doubles
Hendrix and Snavely, Mount Joy
defeated Hoffman and Weaver, 6-1, |
Joy,
defeated
S| 6-1.
Milligan and Zerphey, Mount Joy i
defeated Huber and Reece, 6-2, 6-3.
LEAGUE STANDING
Teams W. L Pet.
Mount Joy ......... 5 0 1.000
Hershey ............ 5 0 1.000]
............... 6 1 8.57
Manheim Twp. 5 7.14
McCaskey sae 8 3 500 |
Manheim Central .. 1 4 .200
New Holland ee} 5 167 |
Pation ............. 1 6 142 |
Lanc Country Day ..0 6 000 |
rr — —— ere
MOUNT JOY HIGH WON
Mount Joy defeated Patton |
School 5-2.
Singles
Glen Wolgemuth (MJ) def. Don
{ Nicodemus, 7-5, 6-4.
John Hendrix (MJ) def. John!
Adams, 7-3, 6-4.
Lester Snavely (MJ) def. Bob
Crayne, 6-0, 6-3.
Jim McClure (P); def. Peter Nis-
dley, 6-1, 6-4.
Jay Metzler (MJ) def. Jack Wag-
ner, 6-1, 6-2.
Doubles
Hendrix and Snavely (MJ) def.
Nicodemus and Adams, 6-4, 6-4,
Crayne and McClure (P) def.
Don Zerphey and Harold Milligan,
¢-1, 6-8, 6-3.
Everybody reads newspapers buf
NOT everybody reads circular ad.
vertising left cn their door step.
Dressler, Johnson, |
000
aggregation |
defeating |
Hoff- |
board. No school that I can discov=- |
er anywhere in this land includes
“Aesop” in its curriculum.
| The labor temple puts its pickets |
| on the march. For a sad sight, there |
{is none sadder or more pitifullook- | SZ
ing than a picket treadin’ his beat. |
First we have a “problem” then we
| nave a “racket”—that is the mode. |
| One group cooks up a scheme to |
“homogenize” the races, another
says let's have municipal
[s ship—we been electin’ all of them. |
That is us all over—we are suck- |
lors de luxe for problems.
|
|
|
owner- |
Yours with the low down,
JIMMIE |
- —
Carl Rohm Won
| near future.
First,
| medals will be awarded
| Shearer and Packer,
[ ual prizes will be awarded to « ach /
third
to Rohm,
second and place
while individ- |
| grade champion.
-— ee
BOTH MT. JOY AND
HERSHEY WON LAST NITE
Mount Joy Hershey Tennis |
teams are still deadlocked for first |
| place in the
[ both teams winning
| the locals defeated
Singles
Bill Zimmerman MJ,
| McFarland, 3-6, 6-3, 6-4.
and
league with six all,
last evening,
McCaskey 4-3.
defeated
Charles, McC, defeated Hendrix,
| 4-6, 8-6, 6-3.
Snavely, MJ, defeated Poysher,
6-2, 8-6.
| Witmer, McC, defeated Nissley,
| 6-4, 6-3.
York, McC, defeated Metzler, 6-2, |
| 5-7, 6-3. |
Doubles |
| Zimmerman and Wolgemuth, MJ |
| defeated McFarland and Charles,
| 1-6, 6-0, 6-4.
Clinger and Hendrix, MJ, defeat- |
ed Witmer and York, 6-2, 6-2.
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| “CHEVY " PASSENGER CARS
| ARE REDUCED IN PRICE
Reductions in the retai] prices of |
{ all Chevr let passenger cars, an- |
| rounced recently in Detroit,
been placed into effect by Newcom- |
| ers Motors, Inc, of Mount Joy.
The price cuts average $15 per|
| car, depending upon the model and |
| style, it was explained by C. S.
| Newcomer, the lecal dealer.
“In view of the lower prices,
| believe there will be a greater de- |
mand for our automobiles and wil] |
| do everything possible to meet our |
customers’ requirements prompt- |
ly.” he added. “We are glad to pass |
| along these savings to our Chevro- |
| let customers.’ |
— a... eL
FOOD SALE SATURDAY, MAY 10 |
The Higem Class of the Methodist |
Sunday School will hold a food |
sale in front of Titus Rutt's Ins. |
office on East Main Street, May 10,
from 8:30 a. m. until?
Re
|
POISON CAMPAIGN. ENDED
The State Game Commission has |
concluded its fox poisoning ‘activi- |
ties, claiming the rabid menace has |
been “confined”.
A ee.
Noah’s Ark was built of gopher
wood,
have |
we |
”
| ties now recommend this
| Courthouse in
Farmer's
Question
PREPARED BY
American Foundation
For Animal Health
WHAT ABOUT
RABIES?
Q: How is rabies spread?
A: It is spread by the bite of an
animal that has the disease. It can
also be spread if saliva from a
| rabies victim comes in contact
with open scratches or with sur:
face of the eye. Rabid dogs are
| the most common sources of in-
fection,
Q: Is this disease dangerous to
both human beings and animals?
A: Yes, It can kill people,’ as
| well as any type of animal
foxes, coyotes, squirrels
are spreaders of the
areas.
Q: Is rabies fa-
tal?
Wolves,
and skunks
disease in some
Yes, it Is
one of the most
=
= dreaded of all
diseases. How-
ever, it can generally be prevented
by protective vaccination.
Q: successful is
tion?
A: Very dependable.
How vaccina-
Authori-
control
dogs in an
Stray dogs
Any dogs
program: All
should be vaccinated,
should be impounded.
being shipped from one area to
ate should be required to
| have a rabies vaccination -certifi-
This has
series of “compliance conference
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lightful
rings, watches and accessories.
it with her
choice of jewelry,
Then let us engrave
name, initials or a beautiful
Mother's Day sentiment!
ADAM H. GREER
87 E. Main St, Mount Joy, Pa.
PHONE 3-1124
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| SALUNGA' OTHERS" cLuy ' -
HOLDS A FLOWER SHOW
* Bvt, = 8 Eabl”
a at Maytown in ‘the High'
The Mothers Club of the Maple | Sehool League, “defeating the East |
Grove School donated $5 to the | Donegalers 4 to 2.
Lancaster General Hospital Fund |
fat a recent meeting held at the
D !
| school. UST A Lil ACT
| lower show with Mrs,
Mrs. Harold Myers and Mrs. Henry Tr "1D HILE
Hiestand as first prize winners. A EN N Ww
Mrs. Harold Longenecker showed WE PUT IN
slides and Mrs. Eva Schreiber won v
the door prize. Hostesses were Mrs. A PLUG
Hiestand, Mrs. Verne Hiestand, Mrs. FOR
Wilbur Hiestand, Mrs, Christ Kel-
ler and Mrs. Willis Kendig Oufe
The next meeting will be held SUPER- &
June 2 at the school SUPER: S
OFFICES CLOSED SATURDAY TERRIFI
Cr. H. C. Killheffer, optometrist,
with offices in Manheim and Eliza- JOB Ie
betitown, wily be closed all day on 1 PRI NT | NG! oA so
Saturday, May 10th,
of the meeting was a
Levi Peifer,
A feature
TO GET YOUR
area |
y § s brought
ies or effective control in
ry comic WOMEN& GIRLS WANTED
Excellent Opportunities
FOR
DIE-DRAFTSMEN and DIE-REPAIRMEN
Men with experience in the above fields will be considared for
immediate placement in the Mount Joy area. Excellent pay and
working conditions with unusual eniployee benefits.
Send inquiries and resume to
PERSONNEL REPRESENTATIVE
AIR-CRAFT MARINE PRODUCTS, Inc.
NORTH 4Til STREET, HARRISBURG, PA.
19-1
1523
Operators
to Sew Children’s Garments
Dr.H.C Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues, Fri. Sat. 7.9 P. M,
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PC y
TLE EN
Tues. Fri. Sat. 1]
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930.10. 25 P. RT NT
ELIZABETHTOWN | rR Tad
15 E. High St.
Telephone 24.F || PTI Cer. ele 1
LLLP Gr ial EL PA
Mt. Gretna Park
OPENING MAY 11th
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. FEATURING
Cowboy Phil & The Girls of The Golden West
FROM (WWVA, PLUS
The Chester's Magical Act
AND
Curly Gibson & The Sunshine Playboys
Gontinuous Shows From 2:00 O'clock
AD MLSSION
Lots of parking space, picnic tables, amusements and refreshments
19-1
50c (incl. tax)
Mount Joy Legion
SATURDAY NIGHT, MAY 106th
10 TO 1:00 A. M.
Bobbie Hodge Trio
SUNDAY NIGHT, MAY iith
9:00 TO 12:00
Score: | cate, plan
Fast Hempiield ab ho | rabies under
Heistand rf: =... .. 3 0 1 |
Shertzer 2b ...... 2 0.9 bl Ch Q: How does one recognize ra-
5... 3 1.10 0 ar e amps Pp | bies?
| Eady pr: 2 9 1 0! Carl Rohm was crowned the Mt. A: Suspect rabies when dogs or
Te i a) 4° 3 ¢ olJoy Marble champion after defeat-| livestock behave abnormally. Gen- . :
Allison. 2 2 6 1 ing Earl Shearer in the VFW final | te i become ng and Jack Davis & His Orchestra
Peffley 3b 3 0 0 1 | play-off held on the: Grade school irritable. Dogs may have dumb Le rner T ken
td 2 ‘ abies i hic heir jaws ar
Emich ss 3 1 2 0| play ground on Monday evening. | rabies, in which their jaws are a S a
i paralyzed and their mouths hang . . «
Tals i 55 8 91 35 Approximately one hundred boys | coon.’ ‘or the furious type where ® St d WwW k Sunday family dinners will be served starting at
Mount Joy ab h o and girls in the first through eighth | they want to bite anything within eaqy or 1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
Zeller p-cf Sok 4 0 1 3 | grade competed in the tournament | reach. Turkey.
Ashenfelter If 4 3 0 1| that began on Friday evening, con- Q: If rabies is suspected, what Dr Good Pay
Kear 2b .......... 2 1 1 2 [tinued through Saturday and end- | should one do? TE RY
| his 3 3 [ed on Monday evening. Al a veterinarian im-
Zimmerm = } 4 | mediately. Confine any suspect
Klugh ih 3 0 8 ol The grade champions are as sob} dog oF Jars animal Do fot kil}
Kline ¢ .......... 3 0 6 [ lows: Tom Meckley, first grade; | the animal. If a person is bitten, n ESS RSA, 7
Sema 3 ERR 3 1 3 3 Mike Halter, second grade; Roger | call a physician ‘imme tel; EVENINGS MATINEE
eber- rf ........ 3 a Danas VT Tone § : SHOWS vE vs
| | Pucker third grade; Ronnie Pen-| NOTE—Due to spa tation SATURDA
{xNavman ........ 0 0 0 ! | i : | T A i
ty | nell, fourth grade; Earl Shearer, | general questions cannot be han 137 NORTH POPLAR STREE ELIZABETHTOWN, PA 7 and 9:00 P.M THEATRE AND
Totals ........ 27 7. 21 12(fifth grade; Bill Ditzler, sixth] dled by this column. 3 16-tf SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
Ron for Germes in 7 | Peat a | laf ee SSIS -8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Bw Samar in 7th. grade; Carl Rohm, seventh grade. | a Le 5.8.10 P.M Mount Joy, Pa. 0 P.M
MOUNT JOY D .. us i St [ The eighth grade was not repre- | NINE SLAUGHTERERS ARE
4 INL iis | | TE " CAR
R—Shertzer, Krady 2, Mumma, | Sented: | SUMMONID TO APPEAR FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MAY 9 - 10
Allison 2, Ashenfelter 2, Clinger Rohm and his runner-up, Shear- Nine Lancaster County meat aires =
3 5 4 { . : 1LAS — PATRICE MOR -in=
| Nauman. Sherrer 2, Klugh 2,|er, will represent Mt. Joy's Post | slaughterers—three of whom ar KIER DOUGLAS PATRICY WYMORE n
Comer HasClmee Fann ye | 575 2 in the Ninth District VFW | also retail meat dealers—have been
IA GE 3 Zeller is 13. | tournament that will be held in the | summoned to appear at the U. S.
: Harrisburg for a
FUR
STORAGE
REPAIRING
We Call
CLEANING GLAZING
You Phone
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ALSO ALL KINDS LAUNDRY
FLORIN, PENNA.
PHONE MT. JOY 3-451
*“The Big Trees”
MONDAY — TUESLCAY, MAY 12 - 13
AVA GARDNER — JAMES MASON in
“Pandora And The Flying Dutchman”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MAY 14 - 15
VAN HEFFLIN — PATRICIA NEAL
-in-
With Father”
COMING JUNE 13
“Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs”
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