SB re Jin Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, March 20, 1952 OWL LAFFS THE LOW DOWN A WISE OWL emptied his serenaders A man near town shot gun at birthday because it wasn't his birthday. A guy was arrested for stealing a horse and saddle. He admitted stealing the saddle but not the the horse. He said the animal fol- lowed him just because he gave him sugar. At Lancaster the other sunny alterncon a man was arrested for knocking down a policeman, He s-id he saw. a bee light on his neck and he didn’t want it to sting the officer. They say that over at York a man ‘burned down his home just because ‘he didn’t like the neighborhood. A chap taken into the county court was charged with stealing. In his defense He'told the Judge that he recently had a bleod transfusion and it must have been the blood of a thief. A man living in the lower end of the county’ thinks because he has two jobs he can Have two wives. I know some fellows who have only one jok: and have nuf sed. In speeders court at Lancaster a young man, arrested for doing eigh- ty, said he had just washed his car and he was drying it off. Gene Lauer, from Harrisburg, de- cided to pay George Mumper, at Flerin, a visit the other evening but didn’t know where he lived. The first place he called an el- erly lady peeked out from behind a blind and wouldn't open the door. At the next place no one was home. At the third place he inquired if George was home and the lady said ‘Yes, come in” Gene went in, sat there among a lot of company for about 15 minutes, didn’t see any one he knew, then he inquired if Geo. wasn’t home The lady said, ‘Why yes, there he sits beside you.’ Very much flabbergasted, Gene said he meant George Mumper. He was at the home of Mumper’s neighbor, George Shetter, beside whom he was sitting. Guess you heard of the Swap Sociable held here the other even- ing. It was given by loca] ladies and its object was for each one to bring something she didn't need and exchange it. Four women breught their husbands. I asked a little chap from out a- long the Back Run if he knew why a pig eats. He told me “to make a pig of himself.” Go up head son. We've a young chap here that is really the limit. He is so exact bout his clothes that he standing up just so that he wrinkle his pajamas. Down on Mount Joy low went to his neighbor and = to lean his snow shovel. The man said: “You can have it if turn my lawn mower you borrowed last Summer.” street a fel- you ii re-~ Just heard of a new way rid of a mother-in-law. 2 fellow hought an old car out at Spitler's auto graveyard and got her to learn to drive it where there were four | railroad crossings. The average American citizen works at least six weeks each year | to pay the expenses of the Govern- | ment. Some people, whose salaries they pay, do not work half that time. A local merchant: “I don’t be- lieve you will .ever pay me and I couldn't get ‘anything by: suing so | Il just give.yol a receipt, and <all your bill: paid.” The dead beat loitered a short time and then said that when a man squares his account he usu- ally gets a cigar. : A WISE OWL | i thruout the county I from HICKORY GROVE You know folks, for gall, I nomi- nate our Uncle Samuel. The old boy via the state dept. sends young | lomestic. graduates, by the dozen, into Italy Europe to show the world’s te cook. The new batch of 90 of its into old Persia to give 'em culture there. A nation 2000 years old, is Persia, and the earth’s champion when it comes to intricate art, and rugs, the likes of which, we, in our land, cannot and all over state dept. sends a hanger-on super enlightened hold a candle. And to confuse take oil. Everybody hankers to own an oil well. we send over A. bucks to put Woe Mesopot Iran oozes with oil—so 20 or 30 million U, S. ‘ern on their feet And, into old Sambo dispatches do- there. is us. mia families to show coders and their 'em there in Baghdad running their as how the old how to go country. And seeing Mesopotamians have rotten along quite nicely for 2000 years and upwards, she must look to them as if upstart Sambo had dinero than i 3 Tellin Ba hdadian which is the cool side o the street and how to go about being cultured or com~ | fortable, and why don't he go ‘modern” cculd bring chuckles to in 1 Mesopota 1 restin com- fortably on silky and soft rug 1d it il Gall and borrowed money is what we have the most of. Yours with the low down, JIMMIE es mT Writs THESE WILL BE IIONORED AT OLD TIMERS BANQUET A meeting of the Mount Joy Old Timers Athletic Association was held last week with Benj. F. Groff presiding. At the third annual banquet sch- eduled for April 25th, at the Le- Home, the association will| the following: Mt. Joy Junior basketball champions cf Lancaster County high schools, Marshall Gemberling, high in the Lanco Basketball league; Frank Zink, singles Tennis champ- ion of Lancaster county the past 4 years; William Ellis who officiated at most of the old timers games. Also the outstanding athlete of Mt. Joy high school for the year 1951 will be announced at this time and will receive the Old Tim- ers annual award. The Rev. Elmer Keiser, Rector of St. Luke's Episcopal Church will be one of the speakers Life membership cards will be| presented to the members at this | time. tl Gin eer mn AT LAST THREE FOXES HAVE BITTEN THE DUST County Game Protector John | Haverstick, assisted by many Sepa: i rabid and are gion henor high school scorer | ties, are warring on meet- ing with success. Three dead gray foxes were dis- covered by the workers in the Mar- | ietta area. Each of the animals wa | found near a spot where crow bait had been placed earlier in the campaign, The first find was made by Mr. | Taverstick and Stephen Naces on | | | . Chickies Hill near Marietta. It was | a gray female animal and was dis-| covered about 75 yards from a spot | where poison-treated crow bait ad been placed. | Less than three hours later offi- | ci Is found two dead animals on the | Wayne Stauffer farm, about one | ~ila north of Marietta. The second | find was a male and a female, ing together, about 30 yards from | ly- a | THE CHIX | DEFEATED LOCAL TEAM 1 wwened their | I'he im Chix e Mount Joy at one 1 2 they won the | game in the three-game | | playoffs to determine the Lancast- | er County representative in the | 5 wide American Legion Knee- | Hi Basketball Tournament. ‘The score was 49 to 27. -— — MARIETTA WON PVFW CROWN AT HARRISBURG Marietta, undefeated regular sca- son champions of the Lanco bask- etball league, captured the Pennsyl- vania Veterans of Foreign Wars crown Saturday night at Harris- burg by defeating Juniata, 79-69, in the finals of an all-day tourney on the Harrisburg YMCA court. mace Alii sop RABID FOX DRIVE IS NOT WORKING OUT The Game Commission's war on rabid foxes is not bringing the ex- pected results and the authorities will now use new bait and: extend its activities into twenty-nine | best cooks how | me still further, | | .ermine the | has been discovered. [ter contemplates the erection of a DON'T MISS THAT FSC '(Knee-Hi Basketballers' Those In Service [savaver sexx max | | Persons interested in attending | ‘Were Ri ht U There Oslo, Norway | the eighth annual banquet of the |’ g p March 1, 1952 | Federated Sportsmen's Club of) Dear Remembrance Committee:- | [Lancaster County scheduled March | Fighting to the Finish Hope 1 am forgiven for not writ. | 28 at 7:30, at the Ephrata Legion ing this “Thank You’ sooner. 1 1 Heir ticket “Old Sol Bars” | Home, can purchase their tickets the really enjoyed the first time last year Gantz, | ated Sports rtsmen. made for the! and John H.| presented The award was E-town RS, a certificate of merit by the Feder- was CI M The standard gauge for a rail- | | eight and | | road track is four feet, | cne-half inches. Palronize Bulletin Advertisers. | This year for the first time A is y L sion sponsored a/and The Bulletin - of course Har- | | frem Elwood Martin, of town, Wm. Ta pon wi = enjoyed both of them also. Ev'- | Thome at Milton Grove, or Lyle| Knee-Hi Basketball Tournament. Jt had some candy | Siemans at Columbia, Tickets must was held at the Norwood Academy, Altho I am not a native of Mount | be surchased by Monday, Mar. 24 Germantown Ave., Philadelphia, on Joy, It is more “home town” to me | purchased by Ys 4 Saturday. March 15th [than Boston is, and am happy you | U. S. District Court Judge Guy all M med { consider me “native” enough to be | kK. Bard arid ‘John (Ox) Da Crosa Originally Mount Joy planned 10.0 with the rest of the | Com Pennsylvania Athletic the speakers, year's banquet enter a team in both Class A and B. of the Because of a mix-up in the sched- team was eliminated and boys. : spt Norway, not being “occupied | mi ule. one country” does not provide the fa- | Highlights of this 0 > Sere . . Mi ai cilities available to military person- | wi he the presentation of the Out- the remaining team went to | "iy other countries—no Px or | tanding rors ortsman Award delphia to participate in the tourn- Commissary or anything like that. | sanumng : Sportsme ard, ament, This team consisted of mem- Ne live Jractically the as the | given ie Fhe lanme ra ith 4 [ 7 ; A 28 once a] outstanding cooperation with e ul 5 only Norwegians, do, excep | bers of the 7th and 8th g des ony we now get some foods and | sportsmen. | and not more than the height of 5 cigarettes from Germany. When 1! | feet 7 inches, and not over 14 years first got here, I had to pay 56¢ (U. | The squad could only carry|S. Money) a pack for American | follows: cigarettes - that’s what Norwegians | ay. Lots of things are still ration- sion will be selected for of age. 12 members which are as Fev ichar somer.| P Harry Frey, Richard Newcomer, ed here, such as cheese, coffee e, | Larry Geib, Gerald Becker, Charles gygar, fresh fruit, etc. As for cars— | roff, Jack Be:ston, Ronald Scho-|thqy are very expensive and the | field. James Pennell Jack Gilbert only ones who have them are eith- " : ; er Americans or Norwegians who | Eugene Grove, Jere Mackinson, and have a lot of money. Electrical ap- | tobert Zeller. niiances are not available, even if | The team left the High school at he No:wegians have lots of Krov- | ; o'clock Saturday morning and ar- ers to pay for them. We brought ved at the Academy in time for stove, refrigerater, freezer, ete with Tived Ri. ihe "lus and sure are glad we did. their scheduled at 13:45.) Fyerycne can ski here—they start | In the first round they met Man- as soon as they can walk! We en- | elim in a game which was to de- joyed the World Olympic Games Lancaster county last week—really was scmething to | csentative for the tournament. Mt.! | yy won 30 to 18. first game rep ‘Both of us are looking forward to | In the second round which came, nce again we thank you. Remember us to all our friends after 1} firs . yon]. alter the first, Mt. Joy met Coal reading the letters from the Boys dale and defeated them 23 to 21. | n S-rvice—so many of them made the future Bulletin editions and | pproximately an hour and a half ad y : . n Mt. Joy and Florin and we enjoy In the third and fina] round for my working days in the “Lincoln” Mount Joy, their opponent was, vite enjoyable. veaver, a wesweria Penna, aggrega Sincerely yours, eave d 3 i 3 - gig EF wens? TE a | 5 th fot 82s 3 M/Sgt. M. “Kappy” Kaplan The Roman warrior, tio A Tz > | tion. By this time fatigue was | girl, Lygia (Deborah Kerr), are mat catching up with the team, and they Training at Ft. Dix | scene from “Quo Vadis,’ went down to defeat 25-33. This! Py, John E. Way Jr, son of John | now showing at the King Theatre, was lie second game for Beaver Ff, Way Sr. Salunga, has started | Marcus Vinicius (Robert Taylor) M-G-M 5 spectacular in Lancaster. filmed in Italy with a cast of thousands. IH! Heilig Funeral Home 23 W. Main St., JAMES B. HEILIG, Funeral Director | Mount Joy , and the Christian | ied by Peter (Finlay Currie) in al Technicolor production, The epic picture was | and the third for Mount Joy which!his kasie training with thc had only a ten minute rest from! 3g4h Regiment of the 5th Infantry the Coaldale game. To ‘win the Division at Fort Dix, N. J. Before tournament they would have had to entering the service, Way win a total of four games. [East Hempfield township Althcugh the team did not win School at Landisville. army attende High | | Mount Joy Legion the tournament trophy, it had the distinctive honor of having the trophy for the best sportsmanship, warded to one of its members, in Gerald Becker. Although the team that couldn't | saTuRDAY NIGHT, MARCH | 10 TO 1:00 A. M. | Bobbie Hodge Trio 22nd go to Philadelphia was very disap-| pointed, they solation hy with nearby were given some con- scheduling two games teams. These games! ended in one victory and one de- feat, They trounced Manheim 52 to Clothes Hamper Constructed Io and bowed to Manor-Millers- Of Lumber and Hardboard ville 17-33. The squad comes from N MOST homes, a clothes hamper is 3 | SUNDAY NIGHT, Vor Farm oh Home | 9:00 TO 12:00 June Carson And Her Sophisticates MARCH 23rd the 6th and 7th grades and ccnsists| 4, “must,” while in some, two are of the following members: Richard needed. A clothes hamper is one of the Divet, Edward Lindemuth, William easiest projects imaginable for the home | 1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sunday family dinners will be served starting at Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and Brief News From “The Dailies For x workshop. The only materials needed | Turkev. Vogel, Joe Hostetter, Bea Groff, are 1 by 2-inch lumber and one-eighth- ¥ James Nissley, Sam Harnish, Leo inch Masonite tempered hardboard. | A Shank, Jame Brown, and James Ordinary carpentry tools will do the job. . The ¢ 3 ic ) is 30 inches Rutt, the only 8a grade member. |. hhc hamper pictured is 30 inc hes Wt. Coors K high, 13% inches decp and inches R.A |. r. eorge . Houck, the High! wide. : ; | EVENINGS MATINEE School coach, and Mr. John Lichty, Construction of the framework is the SHOWS Junior High school coach, were in first operation, The hardboard then is 7 and 9:00 P.M | ch ¢ : attached with nails, or screws may be ] v AND iarge of these two teams. | { SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS en 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M Mount Joy, Pa. ts Ee FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 21 - 22 | RICHARD BASEFHART — GENE EVANS | “Fixed Bayonets" ‘Quick Reading In Virginia thieves stole a barn 40x50 ft., they left only the founda- | tion. A storekeeper at Wiloblo, Ky. paid his $38.25 income tax with eggs instead of money. | BARBARA STANWY(CK -— Man With MONDAY, MARCH 24 JOSEI'H COTTEN A Cloak” anon Valley College, at Annville, applied through drilled holes. Hand i grips may be cut out with a coping saw and the edges of the openings beveled hinged lid is | formed of 1 by 2-inch lumber cover.d with a piece of hardboard. Attach a | wooden or plastic handle. | To finish this attractive hamper, apply | A $200,000 bond issue for an ad-'lightly with a file. The dition to the Neffsville school, will not require any increase in taxes. Down around Media, Pa. barn A shortage in the funds of Leb- | | | TUESDAY, MARCH 25 MONTY WOOLEY — JEAN PETERS “As Young As You Feel” -in- fires have been so numerous that a good quality primer and foilow with | owners are guarding their proper One of two finish coats, A | ties. For working drawings to follow in Three gunmen robbed a wealthy making the hamper, write to Home Serve coal operator's home at Butler of jon Duress, SS, TH Nes st x: a $131,000 in cash, overlooking an ad~' gc free plan AE-173. : ditional $26,000. Taxpayers have learned that those hurriedly built air bases in Africa cost 455 f{fillion dollars instead of 300 million. { An overheated coal stove set fire to a brooder house and destroyed 475 pullets that were three months old near Bird-in-Hand. St. Joseph's Hospital at EASY TO Pall will "Bank RUTO THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK f the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation } SI Lancas~! new building at a cost of nearly! 4 million dollars. It is to be com- Africa will cost 455 million dollars, Member o CLEANING — You Phone Coming Events! Saturday, March 22, Rummage Sale at St. Luke’s Episcopal Church| Cl oP P| basement from 10 am. to 4 p.m. by| DONT @ St. Hildas' Guild. | PD) em ; LET: . i IS or rT = POOR Friday, April 4 — at the Legion Home, Easter’ Smoker’ by Post 185 Club of Mt. Joy American Le- gion. BUSINESS ‘GET You Bow sing April 3 and 4—the Junior Chass of M. J. H. S. will present Cohan y townships in this county. on Liles, in the he sos] ny NL kel ty STORAGE | | REPAIRING ff | GLAZING mn — We Call 1 Brook’s Dry Cleaning | ' FLORIN, PENNA. PHONE MT. 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Stain-resisting, porcelain top, chrome faucets; strainer, 2 smooth-giiding drawers, cut- lery tray, 3 storage compart- ments with shelves, wire soap basket. Complete Kitchens o Floor and Wall Cabinets o Stainless Steel Sinks WOLGCEMUTH, Inc. MAIN STREET PHONE MOUNT JOY EAST ALSO ALL KINDS LAUNDRY WANTED! Experienced Sewing Machine OPERATORS ® OPENINGS ON VARIOUS OPERATIONS ¢ PAID VACATIONS 1 Apply Maytown Manufacturing Co. 4 West Elizabeth St. STEADY WORK MAYTOWN, PA. Phone Marietta 6-3385 12-2 : ah -— FI] DE LII [72] ay
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