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Jin Mount Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, March 20, 1952
OWL LAFFS THE LOW DOWN
A WISE OWL
emptied his
serenaders
A man near town
shot gun at birthday
because it wasn't his birthday.
A guy was arrested for stealing a
horse and saddle. He admitted
stealing the saddle but not the
the horse. He said the animal fol-
lowed him just because he gave him
sugar.
At Lancaster the other sunny
alterncon a man was arrested for
knocking down a policeman,
He s-id he saw. a bee light on
his neck and he didn’t want it to
sting the officer.
They say that over at York a man
‘burned down his home just because
‘he didn’t like the neighborhood.
A chap taken into the county
court was charged with stealing. In
his defense He'told the Judge that
he recently had a bleod transfusion
and it must have been the blood of
a thief.
A man living in the lower end of
the county’ thinks because he has
two jobs he can Have two wives.
I know some fellows who have
only one jok: and have nuf
sed.
In speeders court at Lancaster a
young man, arrested for doing eigh-
ty, said he had just washed his car
and he was drying it off.
Gene Lauer, from Harrisburg, de-
cided to pay George Mumper, at
Flerin, a visit the other evening but
didn’t know where he lived.
The first place he called an el-
erly lady peeked out from behind
a blind and wouldn't open the door.
At the next place no one was home.
At the third place he inquired if
George was home and the lady said
‘Yes, come in” Gene went in, sat
there among a lot of company for
about 15 minutes, didn’t see any one
he knew, then he inquired if Geo.
wasn’t home The lady said, ‘Why
yes, there he sits beside you.’ Very
much flabbergasted, Gene said he
meant George Mumper.
He was at the home of Mumper’s
neighbor, George Shetter, beside
whom he was sitting.
Guess you heard of the Swap
Sociable held here the other even-
ing. It was given by loca] ladies
and its object was for each one to
bring something she didn't need
and exchange it. Four women
breught their husbands.
I asked a little chap from out a-
long the Back Run if he knew why
a pig eats. He told me “to make
a pig of himself.” Go up head son.
We've a young chap here that is
really the limit. He is so exact
bout his clothes that he
standing up just so that he
wrinkle his pajamas.
Down on Mount Joy
low went to his neighbor and =
to lean his snow shovel. The man
said: “You can have it if
turn my lawn mower you borrowed
last Summer.”
street a fel-
you ii re-~
Just heard of a new way
rid of a mother-in-law. 2 fellow
hought an old car out at Spitler's
auto graveyard and got her to learn
to drive it where there were four |
railroad crossings.
The average American citizen
works at least six weeks each year |
to pay the expenses of the Govern- |
ment. Some people, whose salaries
they pay, do not work half that
time.
A local merchant: “I don’t be-
lieve you will .ever pay me and I
couldn't get ‘anything by: suing so |
Il just give.yol a receipt, and <all
your bill: paid.”
The dead beat loitered a
short time and then said that when
a man squares his account he usu-
ally gets a cigar.
: A WISE OWL
|
i thruout the county
I
from
HICKORY GROVE
You know folks, for gall, I nomi-
nate our Uncle Samuel. The old
boy via the state dept. sends young |
lomestic. graduates, by the dozen,
into Italy Europe to
show the world’s
te cook. The
new batch of 90 of its
into old Persia to give 'em culture
there. A nation 2000 years old, is
Persia, and the earth’s champion
when it comes to intricate art, and
rugs, the likes of which, we, in our
land, cannot
and all over
state dept. sends a
hanger-on
super enlightened
hold a candle.
And to confuse
take oil. Everybody hankers to own
an oil well.
we send over
A. bucks to put
Woe
Mesopot
Iran oozes with oil—so
20 or 30 million U, S.
‘ern on their feet
And, into old
Sambo dispatches do-
there. is us.
mia
families to show
coders and their
'em there in Baghdad
running their
as how the old
how to go
country. And seeing
Mesopotamians have
rotten along quite nicely for 2000
years and upwards, she must look
to them as if upstart Sambo had
dinero than i 3
Tellin Ba hdadian which is
the cool side o the street and how
to go about being cultured or com~ |
fortable, and why don't he go
‘modern” cculd bring chuckles to
in 1 Mesopota 1 restin com-
fortably on silky and soft rug
1d it il
Gall and borrowed money is
what we have the most of.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMIE
es mT Writs
THESE WILL BE IIONORED
AT OLD TIMERS BANQUET
A meeting of the Mount Joy Old
Timers Athletic Association was
held last week with Benj. F. Groff
presiding.
At the third annual banquet sch-
eduled for April 25th, at the Le-
Home, the association will|
the following: Mt. Joy Junior
basketball champions
cf Lancaster County high schools,
Marshall Gemberling, high
in the Lanco Basketball league;
Frank Zink, singles Tennis champ-
ion of Lancaster county the past
4 years; William Ellis who officiated
at most of the old timers games.
Also the outstanding athlete of
Mt. Joy high school for the year
1951 will be announced at this
time and will receive the Old Tim-
ers annual award.
The Rev. Elmer Keiser, Rector of
St. Luke's Episcopal Church will
be one of the speakers
Life membership cards will be|
presented to the members at this |
time.
tl Gin eer mn
AT LAST THREE FOXES
HAVE BITTEN THE DUST
County Game Protector John |
Haverstick, assisted by many Sepa: i
rabid
and are
gion
henor
high school
scorer |
ties, are warring on
meet-
ing with success.
Three dead gray foxes were dis-
covered by the workers in the Mar- |
ietta area. Each of the animals wa |
found near a spot where
crow bait had been placed earlier
in the campaign,
The first find was made by Mr. |
Taverstick and Stephen Naces on |
|
|
. Chickies Hill near Marietta. It was |
a gray female animal and was dis-|
covered about 75 yards from a spot |
where poison-treated crow bait
ad been placed. |
Less than three hours later offi- |
ci Is found two dead animals on the |
Wayne Stauffer farm, about one |
~ila north of Marietta. The second |
find was a male and a female,
ing together, about 30 yards from |
ly-
a |
THE CHIX |
DEFEATED LOCAL TEAM
1 wwened their |
I'he im Chix e
Mount Joy at one
1 2 they won the |
game in the three-game |
| playoffs to determine the Lancast- |
er County representative in the |
5 wide American Legion Knee- |
Hi Basketball Tournament. ‘The
score was 49 to 27.
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MARIETTA WON PVFW
CROWN AT HARRISBURG
Marietta, undefeated regular sca-
son champions of the Lanco bask-
etball league, captured the Pennsyl-
vania Veterans of Foreign Wars
crown Saturday night at Harris-
burg by defeating Juniata, 79-69, in
the finals of an all-day tourney on
the Harrisburg YMCA court.
mace Alii sop
RABID FOX DRIVE IS
NOT WORKING OUT
The Game Commission's war on
rabid foxes is not bringing the ex-
pected results and the authorities
will now use new bait and: extend
its activities into twenty-nine
|
best cooks how |
me still further, |
| .ermine the
| has been discovered.
[ter contemplates the erection of a
DON'T MISS THAT FSC
'(Knee-Hi Basketballers' Those In Service [savaver sexx max |
| Persons interested in attending |
‘Were Ri ht U There Oslo, Norway | the eighth annual banquet of the |’
g p March 1, 1952 | Federated Sportsmen's Club of)
Dear Remembrance Committee:- | [Lancaster County scheduled March |
Fighting to the Finish Hope 1 am forgiven for not writ. | 28 at 7:30, at the Ephrata Legion
ing this “Thank You’ sooner. 1 1 Heir ticket
“Old Sol Bars” | Home, can purchase their tickets
the really enjoyed the
first time last year
Gantz,
| ated Sports rtsmen.
made for the!
and John H.|
presented
The award was
E-town RS,
a certificate of merit by the Feder-
was
CI M
The standard gauge for a rail- |
|
eight and |
|
road track is four feet, |
cne-half inches.
Palronize Bulletin Advertisers.
| This year for the first time
A is y L sion sponsored a/and The Bulletin - of course Har- | | frem Elwood Martin, of town, Wm.
Ta pon wi = enjoyed both of them also. Ev'- | Thome at Milton Grove, or Lyle|
Knee-Hi Basketball Tournament. Jt had some candy | Siemans at Columbia, Tickets must
was held at the Norwood Academy, Altho I am not a native of Mount | be surchased by Monday, Mar. 24
Germantown Ave., Philadelphia, on Joy, It is more “home town” to me | purchased by Ys 4
Saturday. March 15th [than Boston is, and am happy you | U. S. District Court Judge Guy
all M med { consider me “native” enough to be | kK. Bard arid ‘John (Ox) Da Crosa
Originally Mount Joy planned 10.0 with the rest of the | Com
Pennsylvania Athletic
the speakers,
year's banquet
enter a team in both Class A and B. of the
Because of a mix-up in the sched-
team was eliminated and
boys. : spt
Norway, not being “occupied | mi
ule. one country” does not provide the fa- | Highlights of this
0 > Sere . .
Mi ai cilities available to military person- | wi he the presentation of the Out-
the remaining team went to | "iy other countries—no Px or | tanding rors ortsman Award
delphia to participate in the tourn- Commissary or anything like that. | sanumng : Sportsme ard,
ament, This team consisted of mem- Ne live Jractically the as the | given ie Fhe lanme ra ith 4
[ 7 ; A 28 once a] outstanding cooperation with e
ul 5 only Norwegians, do, excep |
bers of the 7th and 8th g des ony we now get some foods and | sportsmen.
| and not more than the height of 5 cigarettes from Germany. When 1!
| feet 7 inches, and not over 14 years first got here, I had to pay 56¢ (U. |
The squad could only carry|S. Money) a pack for American |
follows: cigarettes - that’s what Norwegians |
ay. Lots of things are still ration-
sion will be
selected for
of age.
12 members which are as
Fev ichar somer.| P
Harry Frey, Richard Newcomer, ed here, such as cheese, coffee e, |
Larry Geib, Gerald Becker, Charles gygar, fresh fruit, etc. As for cars— |
roff, Jack Be:ston, Ronald Scho-|thqy are very expensive and the |
field. James Pennell Jack Gilbert only ones who have them are eith-
" : ; er Americans or Norwegians who |
Eugene Grove, Jere Mackinson, and have a lot of money. Electrical ap- |
tobert Zeller. niiances are not available, even if |
The team left the High school at he No:wegians have lots of Krov- |
; o'clock Saturday morning and ar- ers to pay for them. We brought
ved at the Academy in time for stove, refrigerater, freezer, ete with
Tived Ri. ihe "lus and sure are glad we did.
their scheduled at 13:45.) Fyerycne can ski here—they start |
In the first round they met Man-
as soon as they can walk! We en- |
elim in a game which was to de- joyed the World Olympic Games
Lancaster county
last week—really was scmething to |
csentative for the tournament. Mt.!
|
yy won 30 to 18.
first game
rep
‘Both of us are looking forward to |
In the second round which came, nce again we thank you.
Remember us to all our friends
after 1} firs . yon].
alter the first, Mt. Joy met Coal reading the letters from the Boys
dale and defeated them 23 to 21. | n S-rvice—so many of them made
the future Bulletin editions and |
pproximately an hour and a half ad
y : . n Mt. Joy and Florin and we enjoy
In the third and fina] round for my working days in the “Lincoln”
Mount Joy, their opponent was, vite enjoyable.
veaver, a wesweria Penna, aggrega Sincerely yours,
eave d 3 i 3 - gig EF wens? TE a |
5 th fot 82s 3 M/Sgt. M. “Kappy” Kaplan The Roman warrior,
tio A Tz >
| tion. By this time fatigue was | girl, Lygia (Deborah Kerr), are mat
catching up with the team, and they Training at Ft. Dix | scene from “Quo Vadis,’
went down to defeat 25-33. This! Py, John E. Way Jr, son of John | now showing at the King Theatre,
was lie second game for Beaver Ff, Way Sr. Salunga, has started |
Marcus Vinicius (Robert Taylor)
M-G-M 5 spectacular
in Lancaster.
filmed in Italy with a cast of thousands. IH!
Heilig
Funeral Home
23 W. Main St.,
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director |
Mount Joy
, and the Christian |
ied by Peter (Finlay Currie) in al
Technicolor production,
The epic picture was |
and the third for Mount Joy which!his kasie training with thc
had only a ten minute rest from! 3g4h Regiment of the 5th Infantry
the Coaldale game. To ‘win the Division at Fort Dix, N. J. Before
tournament they would have had to entering the service, Way
win a total of four games. [East Hempfield township
Althcugh the team did not win School at Landisville.
army
attende
High |
| Mount Joy Legion
the tournament trophy, it had the
distinctive honor of having the
trophy for the best sportsmanship,
warded to one of its members, in
Gerald Becker.
Although the team that couldn't
| saTuRDAY
NIGHT, MARCH
| 10 TO 1:00 A. M.
| Bobbie Hodge Trio
22nd
go to Philadelphia was very disap-|
pointed, they
solation hy
with nearby
were given some con-
scheduling two games
teams. These games!
ended in one victory and one de-
feat, They trounced Manheim 52 to Clothes Hamper Constructed
Io and bowed to Manor-Millers- Of Lumber and Hardboard
ville 17-33. The squad comes from N MOST homes, a clothes hamper is
3 | SUNDAY NIGHT,
Vor Farm oh Home |
9:00 TO 12:00
June Carson
And Her Sophisticates
MARCH 23rd
the 6th and 7th grades and ccnsists| 4, “must,” while in some, two are
of the following members: Richard needed. A clothes hamper is one of the
Divet, Edward Lindemuth, William easiest projects imaginable for the home |
1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops,
Sunday family dinners will be served starting at
Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
Brief News From
“The Dailies For
x workshop. The only materials needed | Turkev.
Vogel, Joe Hostetter, Bea Groff, are 1 by 2-inch lumber and one-eighth- ¥
James Nissley, Sam Harnish, Leo inch Masonite tempered hardboard. | A
Shank, Jame Brown, and James Ordinary carpentry tools will do the job.
. The ¢ 3 ic ) is 30 inches
Rutt, the only 8a grade member. |. hhc hamper pictured is 30 inc hes
Wt. Coors K high, 13% inches decp and inches R.A
|. r. eorge . Houck, the High! wide. : ; | EVENINGS MATINEE
School coach, and Mr. John Lichty, Construction of the framework is the SHOWS
Junior High school coach, were in first operation, The hardboard then is 7 and 9:00 P.M
| ch ¢ : attached with nails, or screws may be ] v AND
iarge of these two teams. | { SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
en 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M
Mount Joy, Pa. ts
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FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 21 - 22
| RICHARD BASEFHART — GENE EVANS
| “Fixed Bayonets"
‘Quick Reading
In Virginia thieves stole a barn
40x50 ft., they left only the founda-
| tion.
A storekeeper at Wiloblo, Ky.
paid his $38.25 income tax with eggs
instead of money.
| BARBARA STANWY(CK -—
Man With
MONDAY, MARCH 24
JOSEI'H COTTEN
A Cloak”
anon Valley College, at Annville, applied through drilled holes. Hand
i grips may be cut out with a coping saw
and the edges of the openings beveled
hinged lid is |
formed of 1 by 2-inch lumber cover.d
with a piece of hardboard. Attach a |
wooden or plastic handle. |
To finish this attractive hamper, apply |
A $200,000 bond issue for an ad-'lightly with a file. The
dition to the Neffsville school, will
not require any increase in taxes.
Down around Media, Pa. barn
A shortage in the funds of Leb- |
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TUESDAY, MARCH 25
MONTY WOOLEY — JEAN PETERS
“As Young As You Feel”
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fires have been so numerous that a good quality primer and foilow with |
owners are guarding their proper One of two finish coats, A |
ties. For working drawings to follow in
Three gunmen robbed a wealthy making the hamper, write to Home Serve
coal operator's home at Butler of jon Duress, SS, TH Nes st x: a
$131,000 in cash, overlooking an ad~' gc free plan AE-173. :
ditional $26,000.
Taxpayers have learned that
those hurriedly built air bases in
Africa cost 455 f{fillion dollars
instead of 300 million. {
An overheated coal stove set fire
to a brooder house and destroyed
475 pullets that were three months
old near Bird-in-Hand.
St. Joseph's Hospital at
EASY TO
Pall
will
"Bank
RUTO
THE UNION NATIONAL
MOUNT JOY BANK
f the Federal Deposit
Insurance Corporation }
SI
Lancas~!
new building at a cost of nearly!
4 million dollars. It is to be com-
Africa will cost 455 million dollars, Member o
CLEANING —
You Phone
Coming Events!
Saturday, March 22, Rummage
Sale at St. Luke’s Episcopal Church|
Cl oP P|
basement from 10 am. to 4 p.m. by| DONT @
St. Hildas' Guild. | PD) em ; LET: .
i IS or
rT = POOR
Friday, April 4 — at the Legion
Home, Easter’ Smoker’ by Post
185 Club of Mt. Joy American Le-
gion.
BUSINESS
‘GET You Bow
sing
April 3 and 4—the Junior Chass
of M. J. H. S. will present
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townships in this county.
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