dThe Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, June 21, 1951 OWL LAFFS BY A WISE OWL vacation? had your Well, what are you waiting for? Don’t you want to get sunburn poisoning, eaten up by mosquitoes and full of hives, be- sides spending a lot of dough and getting miserably tired? Don't be a sissy! Take a vacation. Have you You haven't? “Legally the husband is the head of the house, and the pedestrian 1as the right of way and both hus- hand and pedestrian are fairly safe they try to exercise their - = = Then look out. until rights.” A Freshman at summer school started out by being late for the very first class, so on entering, he apologized: “Sorry I'm late, professor. I'll be here bright and early tomorrow.” * Don’t promise the impossible. Just be here early.” the professor suggested. Famous Last Words: “They can’t send me to sea—my shore duty isn’t up yet.” An old man we know has .dis- eovered a way of predicting wars. He says all that American Intelli- gence has to do is watch the dime stores. Just before the First World War the dime stores were loaded with German-made goods. Just be- fore the Second World War the dime stores were filled with Jap- anese-made products, and a year ago, before the Korean War, the dime stores were full of “Made in China” goods. So far, he reports, no Russian deluge of five and dime items. After returning from a weekend at the shore, one of our readers sent this in Girls when they went out to swim Once dressed like Mother Hubbard; Now they have a different whim, And dress more like fier cupboard. is the root of all evil virtuous If money I surely have a lot of {riends. A young married man from our locality says his boss has no heart at all. Yesterday he was called into the boss’ office cause someone wanted him on the phone. When he answered and got the message, he hung up and yelped: “Boss, I'm father. I'm a father!” And with- out looking up from his desk, his boss growled: “So's your old man ———now get back to work.” - - - What a way to squelch a guy who's a father for the first time. We just learned that the fellow who wrote the “Bride's Cook Book” got married himself and cancelled his subscription cause his wife was using the receipes. Speaking of receipes, here's a good one. Strain seven quarts of established tomatoes through a cane bottom chair. Cook slowly for two days on the back burners. Then test with your fingers. If the skin comes off the tomatoes then your finger is ripe. Here's another: Mix a peck of squash with a yard of rhubarb and stir downhill, When it makes bub- les break them with a fork. Stir clockwise with a loose elbow. Add salt and pepper to taste and put on windowsill. When a crowd gath- eres in front of the house, walk out the back door. We had a fellow picked up by our local police who said he was driving his car while intoxicated, because he was in no condition to walk. = - = ~ Thoughtful of him, John Fuller sure had his troub- le Tuesday. He was picking cher- ries ‘with that old reliable pipe in the corner of his mouth but he just couldn't keep, it | lit.’ Finally; he dis- covered “that about, a pint’ ‘of fcher- ries had fallen into it, “clogged” ‘er up and oe off the draught. Who fe duece ever heard of Weekly Letter By Penna. State Game Commission In recent years, many farmers have planted multiflora rose to pro- vide living fence and hedgerows. When mature, such fences establish a solid barrier capable of confining livestock within pastures. Recognizing that the rose has food and protection fea- tures desirable to wildlife, the Game Commission greatly increas- ed its rose planting program in the past two years. Within the last 12 months, over 1,400,000 of rose seedlings were planted on State Game Lands, Farm-Game Projects, rabbit farms and on other lands under lease to the Commission. The seedlings were obtained from nurseries operated by other agen- cies, commercial sources and from small nurseries Commission per- sonnel established on ‘State Game Lands. Most. of the plantings were made to develop living fences, which pro- vide safe travel lanes for wild crea- tures. Following the procedure of one plant to every foot of row, the total thud planted amounts to more than 265 miles of fence. Add to this the many miles of rose planted by farmers, and it is readily understood how these growths will considerably increase the food and protection available to small wildlife within the Com- monwealth. The rose fences will also provide nesting sites for the farmers’ friends, the small, insect- eating birds. Bears Stop Traffic In May, Game Protector Edward R. Richards, says several bears put on their annual show for the resi- dents of this area. Every spring, bears come to a place along the Portland Mills- Ridgway road to eat skunk cabbage Once they are seen it is only a short time until persons from all over Elk County go to watch them. One Sunday evening it was esti- mated that 100 automobiles were parked on both sides of the nar- row road, completely, blocking ‘it. Benefits from sale of skins While the Game Fund is made up largely of monies derived from the sale of hunting licenses, wood products sold from State Game Lands and fines collected for game law infractions swell the Commis- sion’s working: capital considerably. Another item of revenue comes from skins, sold to.the highest bid- der. In the Commission's fiscal year just ended, deer hides and muskrat pelts illegally or accident- ally taken accounted for the great- er portion of this income. The total amount accruing to the Game Fund from the sale of skins in the last 12 months totaled $13,- 413.45, which is over $5,000 more than that received over the preced- ing year. Rabbit Commits Suicide When tall stories about ‘the one that got away” develop small list- ener interest, fishermen often call up something unusual they say they observed along a stream. A York man told Game Protec- tor Earl E. Geesaman of such an incident he swears on his fisher- man’s oath took place on the open- ing day of trout season on Otter Creek, southern York County. A rabbit, seen by several fisher- men, doggedly remained on the streamy bank until the traffic be- came too heavy. This was no com- mon cottontail. Instead of hopping away to safety he jumped into the stream, swam in circles a while, made a surface dive and did not reappear. One Waltonian witness is report- ed to have said: “Poor little crea- ture, he preferred drowning to be- ing trampled to death under the boots of this army of fishermen.” Cock Pheasant Defends Nest Mark L. Hagenbuch, game pro- tector, Bloomsburg, observed an interesting wildlife episode on a farm in his district late in May. He noticed a commotion along edge of a hay field, where a ring- neck cock seemed to be pouncing on something in the grass. Hagen- | battle between the bird and a] blacksnake. The pheasant was do- | ing alright by himself, but the offi- | cer dispatched the reptile. Hagenbuch says, “The cockbird | paid no attention to me. After the fracas he took full credit for the job, giving out two. or three lusty | taken the 17th. | Porcupines becomes gum chewers | Porcupine in his district, says | Game Protector Robert F. Ellen- berger, are no longer satisfied with chewing camp timbers and gnawing the handles of fishing rods left outdoors. A man who lives in the country | near Coudersport recently showed the officer four truck tires that the porkies had chewed to the fabric in places, practically ruining them. Stimulate your business by adver: using in the Bulletin. clare some one told me that this week. Hate like blazes to mention her name but - - = - - . Did you know a Salunga man’s car was wrecked while Tne was teaching his wife to drive? He told her to release her clutch and she took her hands off the wheel. * Just’ girls,” the way to a man's heart" is through 1 his" stom- ache — — if you're looking for ul- cers. A word to the wide is seldom sufficient blue balls in tobacco plants. I de- A WISE OWL multiflora | the LOCAL TENNIS TEAM HOLDS LEAGUE LEAD The Mount Joy tennis tcam re tained its hold on first place in the Inter-County League Saturday as they defeated the York” Racquet Club at York, 7-2. Singles Crider, (MJ) def. Katz, 6-4, 6-3. Zink, (MJ) def. Hulton, 6-2, 6-4. Divet (MJ) def. Spiese, 6-0, 6-4. Brown, (MJ) def. Johnston, 6-4, 6-4. Higgins, (Y) def. Beaston, 6-1, 4-6, 8-6. McCue, (MJ) def. Arnold, 11-9, 6-2. Doubles | Hulton and Katz, (Y) def. Zink and Divet, 6-4, 6-4. Crider and Beaston, (MJ) def. Spiese and Smith, 6-4, 1-9. Brown and McCue (MJ) def. Johnston and Higgins, 2-6, 6-4, 6-4. EE aig 513 ACRES SET ASIDE FOR PHEASANT PROTECTION The Pennsylvania Game Com- mission has purchased a total of ten acres of standing hay on nine farms thruout the county for pheasant protection, and conserva- tion plans for a total of 513 addi- tional acres of land were approved it was announced, Monday evening, following a board meeting of di- rectors of the Lancaster County Soil District in the Court House. operating farmers were paid $40 an acre, and after the pheasant hatching season is over, they may cut and hanvest the hay for their own use. till RHEEMS CARNIVAL AND VAUDEVILLE OPENS JUNE .23 The Rheems Fire Company will usher in the opening of its carnival season next Saturday evening, June 23 with a bang-up list of vaudeville attractions including the Carolina Ridge Runners, the ‘Holi- day Dancers, Tamara, ‘a European Ballerina and other stellar attrac- tions. They contenipldté bringing, many head-line attractions to their car- nival grounds during the Summer season. ns COL. STEINMAN APPOINTED COUNTY DEFENSE DIRECTOR Col. J. Hale Steinman, was ap- pointed director of Lancaster Coun- ty Civil Defense by Gov. John S. Fine. | the stage today, | na company last summer, has been crows. I found a pheasant nest that | Small Hour” and has been in great contained 16 eggs. The snake had | demand on Television. LancoMidget Schedule The governor previously had ap- pointed Col. Steinman director of civil defense for Lancaster City. Gov. Fine yesterday also appoint- ed ‘A. Lewis Heisey, director of civ- il defense in Elizabethtown, and Charles J. Bennett, in our boro. At Mi. Greina Ben Laughlin, one of the most capable actors of comedy Yoles on poe the returns to buch moved close and witnessed a | Gretna Playhouse Thursday nite, June 21, when he appears as the big-mouthed sergeant in “At War With The Army.” Ben, since playing with the Gret- in the Broadway production “The His only complaint against TV is he might be typed as a hard-boiled detective, a role he has played of- ten before the Television cameras. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. * 1951 MOUNT JOY MIDGETS Sponsored by MOUNT JOY LIONS CLUB Wednesday, June 27th— Millersville at Mount Joy Wednesday, July 4th— Mount Joy at Marietta Wednesday, July 1ith— Mount Joy at Elizabethtown Monday, July 16th— . Bainbridge at Mount Joy Wednesday, ny 18th— Mount Joy at: Binbriags Wednesday, July 25th— Mount Joy at Columbia Monday, July 30th— Elizabethtown at Mount Jay Wednesday, August Landisville at Mount Joy Wednesday, August 8th— Mount Joy at Manheim Monday, August 13th— Marietta at Mount Joy Jr.,, as director [ly confused THE LOW DOWN HICKORY / GROVE The subject into which we will pry in today’s conference is WEL- FARE. An editor out in New Sharon, Iowa, he uses a minimum of words to clear up this purpose- political subject. says, “They don’t put that cheese in the trap just because somebody loves mice.” And you know folks, I guess that just about leaves me out on-a limb with nothing more to say. I will therefore pass along to other confused and dubious prob- lems, and finish off this epistle with my ideas on business—Big versus Little and vice versa. I am for Big Business—I delight in seeing some little guy grow big via effort. A gent out on the west coast with just an idea—no big din- ero—deducted he might make a go of it if he would get busy and may- be make the country’s best boysen- berry pie. This gent—fearless of | ry Farm restaurant all the boysen- | chickens | | : . . . . | miles around in every direction. He Robert McCain reported the co- | August 15th— Wednesday, Mount Joy at Millersville | | berries and all the fryer perspiration—now uses at his Ber- | that can be raised for miles and is now Big Business. Big business has around, lately, like, bad. It is time to calm down—un- less you don't like fried chicken and boysenberry pie. Yours with the low: down, JIMMY been buffeted as something — EXCESSIVE €0ST PROHIBITS EUILDING ANOTHER BRIDGE He | | July “BENNIE” BROWN RETAINS JUNIOR TENNIS TITLE For the second time in as many years. Ben Brown of town recap- tured his Lancaster City-County Tennis Tournament championship for Boys over the weekend, by defeating Al Kegerris of McCaskey High, 1-6, 6-2, 6-3. This was Keger- reis’ second straight year as runner up for the title. In the doubles tourney, top-seed- ed Brown and Bill Beaston were upset by Paul Hoh and John May, hoth of McCaskey. Brown and Beaston downed Ben Clinger and Eddie Wolgemuth, 6-2, 6-1 in the semi-finals, they Jost the finals by a 7-5, 6-2 score. MOUNT JOY JR. LEGION BASEBALL SCHEDULE 21—Manheim at home. 26—Marietta away 28—Lititz away 3—E-town away July 5—Maytown at home July 10-—Manheim away July 12—Marietta at home June June June Henry Wadsworth Longlcllow [RILL* the ACHE, BURN, ITCH of is the only American whose Lust is in Westminster Abbey, Eng. In Case of Fire In Mount Joy and: Vicinity Dial 3-3431 ATHLETES FOOT erm OR YOUR 40c BACK. T4-L, made with undiluted alcohol base, DILATES THE VESSELS OF THE SKIN to reach imbedded infection and kills . on contact*. Get instant-drying Te4-L. at all drug stores. Today at SLOAN'S PHARMACY HARR I MILE EAST ON ROUTE 422 (fers y Rd) Harrisburg’s Only Drive-In ALL PAVED with BLACK TOP Mt. ine a GOLF PICNIC TONIGHT ONLY 2 Big Features 2 $1. CARLOAD NITE $1. STRANGE GAMBLE" EEEEEEp —Also oF SONORA" FRIDAY — SATURDAY I AND PA KETTLE BACK THE FARM" SUNDRY -~- MONDAY | WAS A COMMUNIST FOR ‘CHILDREN UNDER 12 FREE 2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK! RAN 0 (LEAR L2G RIAD E OPEN DAILY Patronize Bulletin Advertisers BENNETT'S Restaurant 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY BULK AND GALLONS Try our old fashioned sugar cones with Breyers Ice Cream, TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS. CLUBS, Etc. WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON ICE CREAM 10 Quarts Or More We must place orders on Monday and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can serve you at any time, please CALL 3-9163 CLOSED SUNDAYS July 16—Lititz at home FREE WORK DONE ESTIMATES ON SHORT NOTICE RALPH L. WATER WELLS for farms, * factory, mills, reservoirs; and drainage purposes. i A second bridge across the Sus- quehanna River connecting Lan- | caster and York counties is prac- | tical because of the prohibitive | cost of building new highway con- | nections, says the State Depart- | ment of Highways. i A report prepared for the Tuc- | quan Lions Club and the Mason- | Dixon Lions: Club, sponsors of such | a project, said it would cost from | six to 10 million dollars to build a | system of connecting highways #0] that a large volume of traffic could | use the span. | At the same time, club officials | said the State report finds that the | bridge itself is needed and, through | tolls, “would pay for itself over al period of 40 years.” Club officials said the State has prepared them | with charts. | | | an elaborate report, Ar = ree. LOCAL MIDGETS WON | The Mount Joy Midgets, of the Lancaster County League, defeated | Landisvilie on the latter's diamond | Monday game 11 to 4. hits. . . . . 1 evening in a J-inning| Each team had six | mm A A re CAUGHT 14-IN. TROUT Arthur McCowin, of town, while | fishing in the Little Chickies creek | near town, caught a 14-inch brook | trout, | lc Patronize Bulletin Advertisers i EYES EXAMINED BY APPOINTMENT DR. S. MILLIS OPTOMETRIST 59 N. MARKET STREET ELIZABETHTOWN Hours: Daily: 9 to 1 and 2 to 5 Evenings: Taes. & Sat. 6:30 - 8 No Hours Thursday PHONE: 334) AAAS VV VW VV VV Heilig Funeral Home 23 W. Main St, Mount Joy | JAMES B. HEILIG, Funeral Director WHITE - WASHING AND DISINFECTING HESS BROS. Successors To HUBER OBERHOLTZER FLORIN, PENNA. Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930 39-tf Dr.H.C.Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM 163: S. iCharlotte St. 5. 3376 Mon. & Wednes. 9.5.30 Tues, Fri. Sat.'7-9 P.. M. Tues. Fri. Sat. 9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M ELIZABETHTOWN 15 E. 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GRETNA, PENNA. * Now Playing Farce-Comedy That Will Make You Howl “AT WAR WITH THE ARMY” WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27th — It's A Riot * Here's the funniest show ever staged at Gretna Playhouse — It'll leave you weak from laughter — Don’t Miss It. CURTAIN 8:30 P. M. ® ADM. $1.00 PLUS TAX EVENINGS SHOWS 7 and 9:00 P.M SATURDAYS 6-8-10 P. M, JOY THEATRE Mount Joy, Pa. MATINEE SATURDAYS AND HOLIDAYS 2:00 P. M. FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 22 - 23 BETTE DAVIS — BARRY SULLIVAN -in- “Payment On Demand” MONDAY, VICTOR MATURE — TERRY MOORE JUNE 25 -in- «Gambling House” TUESDAY, JUNE 26 BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO -in- “Night In The Tropics” WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 27 - 28 HUMPHREY BOGART — RAY ROBERTS “The Enforcer” -in- CARNIVAL ot VAUDEVILLE 1 ¥ SEE Sat. Night, June 23 THE RHEEMS FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS ARTHUR WOOD'S North Carolina Ridge Runners Lancaster County's Top Hillbilly Band THE HOLIDAY DANCERS A Famous SEE Line of Dancing Girls in New Routines The Special Electrical Effects SEE Positively First Time Shown Outdoors EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION TAMARA wThe European Ballerina |Note—Comparatively few people, have had the opportunity to see a Ballerina Dance. This form of entertainment was al- ~ ways reserved by Kings, for the eyes of Royalty. Come to Rheems and See How “Royalty” is entertained MING SING TROUPE — You'll Say — “THE WORLDS BEST . ACROBATS"” THE PLUTOCRATS America’s Smartest Dogs The Dalmation play the piano SEE ROY REBER’S ORCHESTRA Tell. your friends about. Rheems, help ‘to bring bigger crowds. we will buy bigger shows" if you help bring bigger audiences. GAMES EATS ‘Parking Free ADMISSION 50¢ AMUSEMENTS Children under 12 yrs free rt —
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