dThe Bulletin,
Mt. Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, June 21, 1951
OWL LAFFS
BY
A WISE OWL
vacation?
had your
Well, what are you
waiting for? Don’t you want to
get sunburn poisoning, eaten up by
mosquitoes and full of hives, be-
sides spending a lot of dough and
getting miserably tired? Don't be
a sissy! Take a vacation.
Have you
You haven't?
“Legally the husband is the head
of the house, and the pedestrian
1as the right of way and both hus-
hand and pedestrian are fairly safe
they try to exercise their
- = = Then look out.
until
rights.”
A Freshman at summer school
started out by being late for the
very first class, so on entering, he
apologized:
“Sorry I'm late, professor. I'll be
here bright and early tomorrow.”
* Don’t promise the impossible.
Just be here early.” the professor
suggested.
Famous Last Words: “They can’t
send me to sea—my shore duty isn’t
up yet.”
An old man we know has .dis-
eovered a way of predicting wars.
He says all that American Intelli-
gence has to do is watch the dime
stores. Just before the First World
War the dime stores were loaded
with German-made goods. Just be-
fore the Second World War the
dime stores were filled with Jap-
anese-made products, and a year
ago, before the Korean War, the
dime stores were full of “Made in
China” goods. So far, he reports,
no Russian deluge of five and dime
items.
After returning from a weekend
at the shore, one of our readers
sent this in
Girls when they went out to swim
Once dressed like Mother Hubbard;
Now they have a different whim,
And dress more like fier cupboard.
is the root of all evil
virtuous
If money
I surely have a lot of
{riends.
A young married man from our
locality says his boss has no heart
at all. Yesterday he was called
into the boss’ office cause someone
wanted him on the phone. When
he answered and got the message,
he hung up and yelped: “Boss, I'm
father. I'm a father!” And with-
out looking up from his desk, his
boss growled: “So's your old man
———now get back to work.”
- - - What a way to squelch a guy
who's a father for the first time.
We just learned that the fellow
who wrote the “Bride's Cook Book”
got married himself and cancelled
his subscription cause his wife was
using the receipes.
Speaking of receipes, here's a
good one. Strain seven quarts of
established tomatoes through a
cane bottom chair. Cook slowly for
two days on the back burners. Then
test with your fingers. If the skin
comes off the tomatoes then your
finger is ripe.
Here's another: Mix a peck of
squash with a yard of rhubarb and
stir downhill, When it makes bub-
les break them with a fork. Stir
clockwise with a loose elbow. Add
salt and pepper to taste and put on
windowsill. When a crowd gath-
eres in front of the house, walk out
the back door.
We had a fellow picked up by
our local police who said he was
driving his car while intoxicated,
because he was in no condition to
walk. = - = ~ Thoughtful of him,
John Fuller sure had his troub-
le Tuesday. He was picking cher-
ries ‘with that old reliable pipe in
the corner of his mouth but he just
couldn't keep, it | lit.’ Finally; he dis-
covered “that about, a pint’ ‘of fcher-
ries had fallen into it, “clogged” ‘er
up and oe off the draught.
Who fe duece ever heard of
Weekly Letter
By Penna. State
Game Commission
In recent years, many farmers
have planted multiflora rose to pro-
vide living fence and hedgerows.
When mature, such fences establish
a solid barrier capable of confining
livestock within pastures.
Recognizing that the
rose has food and protection fea-
tures desirable to wildlife, the
Game Commission greatly increas-
ed its rose planting program in the
past two years. Within the last 12
months, over 1,400,000 of rose
seedlings were planted on State
Game Lands, Farm-Game Projects,
rabbit farms and on other lands
under lease to the Commission.
The seedlings were obtained from
nurseries operated by other agen-
cies, commercial sources and from
small nurseries Commission per-
sonnel established on ‘State Game
Lands.
Most. of the plantings were made
to develop living fences, which pro-
vide safe travel lanes for wild crea-
tures. Following the procedure of
one plant to every foot of row, the
total thud planted amounts to more
than 265 miles of fence.
Add to this the many miles of
rose planted by farmers, and it is
readily understood how these
growths will considerably increase
the food and protection available
to small wildlife within the Com-
monwealth. The rose fences will
also provide nesting sites for the
farmers’ friends, the small, insect-
eating birds.
Bears Stop Traffic
In May, Game Protector Edward
R. Richards, says several bears put
on their annual show for the resi-
dents of this area.
Every spring, bears come to a
place along the Portland Mills-
Ridgway road to eat skunk cabbage
Once they are seen it is only a
short time until persons from all
over Elk County go to watch them.
One Sunday evening it was esti-
mated that 100 automobiles were
parked on both sides of the nar-
row road, completely, blocking ‘it.
Benefits from sale of skins
While the Game Fund is made
up largely of monies derived from
the sale of hunting licenses, wood
products sold from State Game
Lands and fines collected for game
law infractions swell the Commis-
sion’s working: capital considerably.
Another item of revenue comes
from skins, sold to.the highest bid-
der. In the Commission's fiscal
year just ended, deer hides and
muskrat pelts illegally or accident-
ally taken accounted for the great-
er portion of this income.
The total amount accruing to the
Game Fund from the sale of skins
in the last 12 months totaled $13,-
413.45, which is over $5,000 more
than that received over the preced-
ing year.
Rabbit Commits Suicide
When tall stories about ‘the one
that got away” develop small list-
ener interest, fishermen often call
up something unusual they say
they observed along a stream.
A York man told Game Protec-
tor Earl E. Geesaman of such an
incident he swears on his fisher-
man’s oath took place on the open-
ing day of trout season on Otter
Creek, southern York County.
A rabbit, seen by several fisher-
men, doggedly remained on the
streamy bank until the traffic be-
came too heavy. This was no com-
mon cottontail. Instead of hopping
away to safety he jumped into the
stream, swam in circles a while,
made a surface dive and did not
reappear.
One Waltonian witness is report-
ed to have said: “Poor little crea-
ture, he preferred drowning to be-
ing trampled to death under the
boots of this army of fishermen.”
Cock Pheasant Defends Nest
Mark L. Hagenbuch, game pro-
tector, Bloomsburg, observed an
interesting wildlife episode on a
farm in his district late in May. He
noticed a commotion along
edge of a hay field, where a ring-
neck cock seemed to be pouncing
on something in the grass. Hagen- |
battle between the bird and a]
blacksnake. The pheasant was do- |
ing alright by himself, but the offi- |
cer dispatched the reptile.
Hagenbuch says, “The cockbird |
paid no attention to me. After the
fracas he took full credit for the
job, giving out two. or three lusty |
taken the 17th. |
Porcupines becomes gum chewers |
Porcupine in his district, says |
Game Protector Robert F. Ellen-
berger, are no longer satisfied with
chewing camp timbers and gnawing
the handles of fishing rods left
outdoors.
A man who lives in the country |
near Coudersport recently showed
the officer four truck tires that the
porkies had chewed to the fabric
in places, practically ruining them.
Stimulate your business by adver:
using in the Bulletin.
clare some one told me that this
week. Hate like blazes to mention
her name but - - = - - .
Did you know a Salunga man’s
car was wrecked while Tne was
teaching his wife to drive? He told
her to release her clutch and she
took her hands off the wheel.
* Just’ girls,” the way to
a man's heart" is through 1 his" stom-
ache — — if you're looking for ul-
cers.
A word to the wide is seldom
sufficient
blue balls in tobacco plants. I de-
A WISE OWL
multiflora |
the
LOCAL TENNIS TEAM
HOLDS LEAGUE LEAD
The Mount Joy tennis tcam re
tained its hold on first place in the
Inter-County League Saturday as
they defeated the York” Racquet
Club at York, 7-2.
Singles
Crider, (MJ) def. Katz, 6-4, 6-3.
Zink, (MJ) def. Hulton, 6-2, 6-4.
Divet (MJ) def. Spiese, 6-0, 6-4.
Brown, (MJ) def. Johnston, 6-4,
6-4.
Higgins, (Y) def. Beaston, 6-1,
4-6, 8-6.
McCue, (MJ) def. Arnold, 11-9,
6-2.
Doubles
| Hulton and Katz, (Y) def. Zink
and Divet, 6-4, 6-4.
Crider and Beaston, (MJ) def.
Spiese and Smith, 6-4, 1-9.
Brown and McCue (MJ) def.
Johnston and Higgins, 2-6, 6-4, 6-4.
EE aig
513 ACRES SET ASIDE
FOR PHEASANT PROTECTION
The Pennsylvania Game Com-
mission has purchased a total of
ten acres of standing hay on nine
farms thruout the county for
pheasant protection, and conserva-
tion plans for a total of 513 addi-
tional acres of land were approved
it was announced, Monday evening,
following a board meeting of di-
rectors of the Lancaster County
Soil District in the Court House.
operating farmers were paid $40
an acre, and after the pheasant
hatching season is over, they may
cut and hanvest the hay for their
own use.
till
RHEEMS CARNIVAL AND
VAUDEVILLE OPENS JUNE .23
The Rheems Fire Company will
usher in the opening of its carnival
season next Saturday evening,
June 23 with a bang-up list of
vaudeville attractions including the
Carolina Ridge Runners, the ‘Holi-
day Dancers, Tamara, ‘a European
Ballerina and other stellar attrac-
tions.
They contenipldté bringing, many
head-line attractions to their car-
nival grounds during the Summer
season.
ns
COL. STEINMAN APPOINTED
COUNTY DEFENSE DIRECTOR
Col. J. Hale Steinman, was ap-
pointed director of Lancaster Coun-
ty Civil Defense by Gov. John S.
Fine.
| the stage today,
| na company last summer, has been
crows. I found a pheasant nest that | Small Hour” and has been in great
contained 16 eggs. The snake had | demand on Television.
LancoMidget Schedule
The governor previously had ap-
pointed Col. Steinman director of
civil defense for Lancaster City.
Gov. Fine yesterday also appoint-
ed ‘A. Lewis Heisey, director of civ-
il defense in Elizabethtown, and
Charles J. Bennett,
in our boro.
At Mi. Greina
Ben Laughlin, one of the most
capable actors of comedy Yoles on
poe
the
returns to
buch moved close and witnessed a | Gretna Playhouse Thursday nite,
June 21, when he appears as the
big-mouthed sergeant in “At War
With The Army.”
Ben, since playing with the Gret-
in the Broadway production “The
His only complaint against TV is
he might be typed as a hard-boiled
detective, a role he has played of-
ten before the Television cameras.
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1951
MOUNT JOY MIDGETS
Sponsored by
MOUNT JOY LIONS CLUB
Wednesday, June 27th—
Millersville at Mount Joy
Wednesday, July 4th—
Mount Joy at Marietta
Wednesday, July 1ith—
Mount Joy at Elizabethtown
Monday, July 16th— .
Bainbridge at Mount Joy
Wednesday, ny 18th—
Mount Joy at: Binbriags
Wednesday, July 25th—
Mount Joy at Columbia
Monday, July 30th—
Elizabethtown at Mount Jay
Wednesday, August
Landisville at Mount Joy
Wednesday, August 8th—
Mount Joy at Manheim
Monday, August 13th—
Marietta at Mount Joy
Jr.,, as director
[ly confused
THE LOW DOWN
HICKORY / GROVE
The subject into which we will
pry in today’s conference is WEL-
FARE. An editor out in New
Sharon, Iowa, he uses a minimum
of words to clear up this purpose-
political subject.
says, “They don’t put that cheese
in the trap just because somebody
loves mice.” And you know folks,
I guess that just about leaves me
out on-a limb with nothing more to
say. I will therefore pass along to
other confused and dubious prob-
lems, and finish off this epistle with
my ideas on business—Big versus
Little and vice versa.
I am for Big Business—I delight
in seeing some little guy grow big
via effort. A gent out on the west
coast with just an idea—no big din-
ero—deducted he might make a go
of it if he would get busy and may-
be make the country’s best boysen-
berry pie. This gent—fearless of
| ry Farm restaurant all the boysen- |
chickens |
| : . . .
. | miles around in every direction. He
Robert McCain reported the co- |
August 15th—
Wednesday,
Mount Joy at Millersville |
| berries and all the fryer
perspiration—now uses at his Ber- |
that can be raised for miles and
is now Big Business.
Big business has
around, lately, like,
bad. It is time to calm down—un-
less you don't like fried chicken
and boysenberry pie.
Yours with the low: down,
JIMMY
been buffeted
as something
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EXCESSIVE €0ST PROHIBITS
EUILDING ANOTHER BRIDGE
He |
| July
“BENNIE” BROWN RETAINS
JUNIOR TENNIS TITLE
For the second time in as many
years. Ben Brown of town recap-
tured his Lancaster City-County
Tennis Tournament championship
for Boys over the weekend, by
defeating Al Kegerris of McCaskey
High, 1-6, 6-2, 6-3. This was Keger-
reis’ second straight year as runner
up for the title.
In the doubles tourney, top-seed-
ed Brown and Bill Beaston were
upset by Paul Hoh and John May,
hoth of McCaskey.
Brown and Beaston downed Ben
Clinger and Eddie Wolgemuth, 6-2,
6-1 in the semi-finals, they Jost the
finals by a 7-5, 6-2 score.
MOUNT JOY JR. LEGION
BASEBALL SCHEDULE
21—Manheim at home.
26—Marietta away
28—Lititz away
3—E-town away
July 5—Maytown at home
July 10-—Manheim away
July 12—Marietta at home
June
June
June
Henry Wadsworth Longlcllow [RILL* the ACHE, BURN, ITCH of
is the only American whose Lust
is in Westminster Abbey, Eng.
In Case of Fire
In Mount Joy
and: Vicinity
Dial 3-3431
ATHLETES FOOT erm
OR YOUR 40c BACK. T4-L,
made with undiluted alcohol base,
DILATES THE VESSELS OF THE
SKIN to reach imbedded infection and
kills . on contact*. Get instant-drying
Te4-L. at all drug stores. Today at
SLOAN'S PHARMACY
HARR
I MILE EAST
ON ROUTE 422 (fers y Rd)
Harrisburg’s Only Drive-In
ALL PAVED with BLACK TOP
Mt.
ine a
GOLF PICNIC
TONIGHT ONLY
2 Big Features 2
$1. CARLOAD NITE $1.
STRANGE GAMBLE"
EEEEEEp
—Also
oF SONORA"
FRIDAY — SATURDAY
I AND PA KETTLE BACK
THE FARM"
SUNDRY -~- MONDAY
| WAS A COMMUNIST FOR
‘CHILDREN UNDER 12 FREE
2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK! RAN 0 (LEAR
L2G RIAD E
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BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
BULK AND GALLONS
Try our old fashioned sugar cones
with Breyers Ice Cream,
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS. CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON
ICE CREAM
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders on Monday
and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
serve you at any time, please
CALL 3-9163
CLOSED SUNDAYS
July 16—Lititz at home
FREE WORK DONE
ESTIMATES ON SHORT NOTICE
RALPH L.
WATER WELLS for farms,
* factory, mills, reservoirs;
and drainage purposes. i
A second bridge across the Sus-
quehanna River connecting Lan- |
caster and York counties is prac- |
tical because of the prohibitive |
cost of building new highway con- |
nections, says the State Depart- |
ment of Highways. i
A report prepared for the Tuc- |
quan Lions Club and the Mason- |
Dixon Lions: Club, sponsors of such |
a project, said it would cost from |
six to 10 million dollars to build a |
system of connecting highways #0]
that a large volume of traffic could |
use the span. |
At the same time, club officials |
said the State report finds that the |
bridge itself is needed and, through |
tolls, “would pay for itself over al
period of 40 years.” Club officials
said the State has prepared them |
with charts.
|
|
|
an elaborate report,
Ar = ree.
LOCAL MIDGETS WON |
The Mount Joy Midgets, of the
Lancaster County League, defeated |
Landisvilie on the latter's diamond |
Monday
game 11 to 4.
hits.
. . . . 1
evening in a J-inning|
Each team had six |
mm A A re
CAUGHT 14-IN. TROUT
Arthur McCowin, of town, while |
fishing in the Little Chickies creek |
near town, caught a 14-inch brook |
trout, |
lc
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APPOINTMENT
DR. S. MILLIS
OPTOMETRIST
59 N. MARKET STREET
ELIZABETHTOWN
Hours:
Daily: 9 to 1 and 2 to 5
Evenings: Taes. & Sat. 6:30 - 8
No Hours Thursday
PHONE: 334)
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Funeral Home
23 W. Main St, Mount Joy |
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director
WHITE - WASHING
AND
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Successors To
HUBER OBERHOLTZER
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
39-tf
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163: S. iCharlotte St.
5. 3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5.30
Tues, Fri. Sat.'7-9 P.. M.
Tues. Fri. Sat.
9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M
ELIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St.
Telephone 24.F
MYERS &
Practical Artesian Well Drillers
SALUNGA, LANCASTER CO. PA.
SONS
PHONE LANDISVILLE
RALPH L. MYERS 3176
IF NO ANSWER CALL
Chas R. Myers - - Landisville 2651
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Associates
SALUNGA, PA.
It Pays—
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Fresh
BEEF - PORK - VEAL
“CUTS TO YOUR SATISFACTION”
Kraft Cheese Spreads
> JARS 39-
Meats
Our Vegetables Are Kept Cool-Crisp-Fresh
Fla. Crisp Bleached Celery
2 BUNCHES 25:
Sun Kist Fruit Cocktail
No. 2%» CAN 33
True Mark Bartlett Pears |
No. 22 CAN 35-
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PRICES EFFECTIVE JUNE 21, 22, 23, 1951
Stores
MASTERSONVILLE
MANHEIM 5-7811
GRETNA PLAYHOUSE
MT. GRETNA, PENNA.
* Now Playing
Farce-Comedy That Will Make You Howl
“AT WAR WITH THE ARMY”
WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27th
— It's A Riot *
Here's the funniest show ever staged at Gretna Playhouse —
It'll leave you weak from laughter — Don’t Miss It.
CURTAIN 8:30 P. M. ®
ADM. $1.00 PLUS TAX
EVENINGS
SHOWS
7 and 9:00 P.M
SATURDAYS
6-8-10 P. M,
JOY
THEATRE
Mount Joy, Pa.
MATINEE
SATURDAYS
AND
HOLIDAYS
2:00 P. M.
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 22 - 23
BETTE DAVIS — BARRY SULLIVAN
-in-
“Payment On Demand”
MONDAY,
VICTOR MATURE — TERRY MOORE
JUNE 25
-in-
«Gambling House”
TUESDAY, JUNE 26
BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO
-in-
“Night In The Tropics”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 27 - 28
HUMPHREY BOGART — RAY ROBERTS
“The Enforcer”
-in-
CARNIVAL ot VAUDEVILLE
1
¥ SEE
Sat. Night, June 23
THE RHEEMS FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS
ARTHUR
WOOD'S
North Carolina Ridge Runners
Lancaster County's Top Hillbilly Band
THE HOLIDAY DANCERS
A Famous
SEE
Line of Dancing Girls in New Routines
The Special Electrical Effects
SEE
Positively First Time Shown Outdoors
EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION
TAMARA wThe European Ballerina
|Note—Comparatively few people, have had the opportunity to
see a Ballerina Dance. This form of entertainment was al-
~ ways reserved by Kings, for the eyes of Royalty.
Come to Rheems and See How “Royalty”
is entertained
MING SING TROUPE
— You'll Say —
“THE WORLDS BEST . ACROBATS"”
THE PLUTOCRATS
America’s Smartest Dogs
The Dalmation play the piano
SEE
ROY REBER’S ORCHESTRA
Tell. your friends about. Rheems, help ‘to bring bigger crowds.
we will buy bigger shows" if you help bring bigger audiences.
GAMES
EATS
‘Parking Free
ADMISSION 50¢
AMUSEMENTS
Children under 12 yrs free
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