d—The Bulletin,. Mi.. Joy, Pa., Thursday, April 5, 1951 OWL LAFFS A WISE OWL When Jim Berrier and my boss took a ride up around Center last week, way back in the hills in a remote section they. came upon a woman sweeping the floor of her cabin. She was sweeping everything out into the yard and Jim said: “Good morning, I see you had a fish fry here last nigth.” “Nope, we didn't have no fish fry,” was the reply. “Those aren't fish 'scales I'm sweeping out. They are toenails. We had a square dance here last night.” Winnie the Wac has more curves, in or out of uniform, than Bobby Feller. And nobody can get to first base with her, either. A young couple near Manheim to-announce the birth of their son in a different way sént their friends cards reading: “Isaiah 9:6" The Bi- ble-reading friends. got .the idea immediately and read the passage which begins, “For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given.” But her dumb brother studied the message a while, then said to his wife: “Margaret evidently has a boy who weighs nine pounds and six‘ounces, and they've named him Isaizh.” Asked my speuse where she had spent the entire day and she told me “Shopping.” When I asked to see what she had bought, she told me “Nothing” Then I asked: “Why does a woman say she’s been shop- ping when she hasn't bought any- thing?” And she replied: “For the same reason a man says he’s been fishing when he hasn't caught anything.” - - - Why don’t I keep my big mouth shut? Jimmy Markley wrote and told us that one of the favorite GI stor- -ies is about the squad leader who gave a lowly private orders to crawl up to an enemy pill-box with hand grenades and silence a machine gun that was holding up the advance, then enter the dug-out and take care of any enemy personnell left. Turning a bit pale and swallow- ing hard, the private answered: “Just one thing, sergeant. If you see several men running from that pill-box — don’t shoot at the first ” one. I don’t know why, but it seems all you have to do is ask a question or make a remark and instead of being nice about it, you get a smart reply. Here's just a few examples that I overheard in a public place in about one hours time. “Did you ever seé anyone in your life like my wife?” “Yeah, once—but I had to pay admission.” “You can count me out at your party. I never associate with my inferiors.” ‘ “I didn’t know you had any.” “I'm very particular to. whom 1 speak.” “That's where we not!” differ — I'm THE LOW Weekly Letter | trom HICKORY GROVE coach, faculty, the press and other: RB P will be guests of honor. The y Penna. State | [if you take care of yourself you is scheduled to begin at 6:30 p.m. * | : % ame OMMmisSsSION most of the time come out okay—ig | finance committee; James | Warren Foley, Roy Tyndall is chairman of the this spending epidemic we been in publicity; ; for years, and for which we been Dock and Robert Hawthorne, tick- [neglecting a remedy. We have not | °!; Richard Divet, tags; DOWN Will Give Banquet (From page 1) Samuel —— The season in which dogs my be | : : : if: aster | trained on wild birds or animals in ven examined the patient's diet— | Chas. Fish, gifts: Lester Mumma, | program; Chas. Bennett Jr., dinner; entertainment; closed Pennsylvania March SL the patient is now flatter on his Such training age > per=| _— uch training will not gain be per back than we been thinking—and | mitted until August 20 of this year. the income tax man is at the door | Lester Hostetter, treasurer, Maur= ‘ DS “ae | However, the Commission shall] : . Bailey, secretary. Committee permit fox hunting with dogs Nothing has been done to get { ; : " members will be announced next out the entire year, except a 60-day| the Govt. and country back to ak period designated by the Game where it has the strength to paddle | Ve¢* ‘ Commission, in any county that| iq own canoe versus | Booster tags will also be sold on oh borrowing | . . . in produces a petition signed by 250 or more, and taxing mote, and each which will say, “A Buck for a Ram more residents of such county who > 3 8 8 ' | ; : an v to attend the banquet held hunting licenses last year or|/year-end being further in the hole | Plan now to q : {than the year previous | and help honor the boys who did so s generally agree he 3 : nue t A It is generally agreed that de- And what happens. Here comes | Much for fount Joy struction to wild creatures by dogs| °° edness. The -Govi al ———— that are under the eye of careful War Preparedness. he Govt. ane | ETOWN BOYS APPREHENDED handlers is far less than by dogs/every village, town, and county is | * pl Dy i : oh 4 Pheasant and to its collarbone in debt. But to | FOR SCHOOL VANDALISM quail hens Sing 2 Weir Ch save our bacon, get guns, we eggs of these birds, an el . re a Tous oud iors . . : e evervth s have | custody si uveniles {rom Eliza- young of rabbits and other everything, we have no nest | xy kJ i : I" are often destroyed by roaming egg—no balance in the bank. | bethtown who were charged with dogs in spring and early summer. We gotta decide, folks, if we are | breaking windows af Deer Weakened by long Nimes Silo ing to cut-out the flub-dubs, win | schools in the Elizabethtown area short rations, or their fawns, fall oh . Tk : » war pre SS Progr: arly Sunday ning. easy prey to marauding dogs. [the war preparedness program, or |e ly BY mor ng along State Policeman Water Considering all the enemies of|if we will just drift game—natural and mechanical —(been doing. I say, we gotta up and I wildlife students marvel each Year|tap the major and the congress and at Nature's ability to provide a new. president on the shoulder and | 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY Benjamin Groif, | ice who are farmers or sheep raisers. running at large. ore State Police on Tuesday took into more ) three rural Miller, of as we crop of game. Certainly, wildlife needs protection during the nesting/read the riot act—and now—not and hatching period. [maybe pretty soon. Paul Revere | For humane reasons, and in the|was not foolin’ when he saddled his | interest of future hunting, dog, i : norse 4 S > alarm. owners should be specially careful orse and sounded the alarm He | to keep their pets and canine hunt-|even woke ‘em up in the middle of | ing companions strictly under con-|the night. He was just in the nick | trol in spring and early summer. |g time. | Forest And Field Fires Are Yours with the low down, Terribly Costly JIMMIE When spring arrives and the | eve | The Bulletin’s housewife’s eye takes on that spec- | Scrapbook ! | ulative gleam, male members of the family excuse themselves for out-| door chores that have suddenly be-| come urgent. Unfortunately, the men often employ fire as their| cleaning tool in eliminating brush piles, dead grass and other trash. : Forestey’s thing of this time of | + 5b year, not as the period when grow- | Week's Best Recipe: ing things begin to clothe the coun-| Molded Orange Salad:: 1 pkg. | tryside in soft green, but as the fire| orange or lemon flavored gelatine, | season when a tremendous and un- |, a | necessary loss in timber is the rule,|2 ¢ hot water or orange juice, two | Wildlifers dread these days before|oranges, sectioned, 2 grapefruit, | green vegetation lessens the fire sectioned, 1 pkg. cream cheese, one | ICE CREAM hazzard. They have observed the! 2 vocado, peeled, juice of one’ lemon. | 10 Quarts Or More terrible suffering and loss of wild : salt. paprike epare gelatine ac-| We must place orders creatures and their young and paprika. Prepare gelatine ac ay hast pace ps e os Monday caused by running fires. cording to directions on package | by « p. 1 we can br : . : a | serve you at any time, please When brush and grass fires get using orange juice or hot water. | 1 contre » live NE : : ' 3-916: out of control, the lives of humans place in refrigerator to chill. When | CALL 3-9163 and their buildings are often sacri-| . e hick Ee ficed to the flame. Rural and sub-|™MXture begins to thic en, add or- | CLOS SUNDAYS urban home owners especially [anges and grapefruit and pour into | ED should consider the possibilities of ciled molds. Return to refrigerator | burning and should apply the match to chill until firm. Made dressing only when necessary and under ex- lendi : : i treme caution, by blending cream cheese and aves | Conservationists repeatedly warn|cado together with fork. Add lem- | of fhe loss in fertility and the water |on, salt and paprika and mix well. 1olding capacity caused hy forest Serve gelatine on salad greens with | and field fires. All things consider- dressi ed, the many fold costs of such “r¢SSing. | conflagrations far outweigh any ad- Easy Does It: vantage that such “cleaning” meth-| Make cinnamon-sugar rolls for | BULK AND GALLONS with Breyers Ice Cream. TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS, CLUBS, Etc. WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON x Pp - oar | | ods may appear fo have, . breakfast from the “brown and | Winter Hard on Penna’s State Bird serve” rolls sold in' your neighbor These two stories were related by lors Sou. in: your neighbor Norman L. Erickson, game protect- hood grocery. Make two vertical | slices to within one-half inch from | bottom of roll. Spread with melt- | ed butter and sprinkle with a mix- | Deputy Joe Zekoll patrolled and|ture of cinnamon and sugar. Bake | filled turkey feeders above las for plain brown and serve rolls, | mahoning. As he travelled along anlin moderate oven 7 to 10 minutes. or at Emporium, says that Feb- rurary brought some of the coldest weather of the winter in his section. ! Erickson tells: “On February 7, old forestry read he noticed a 3 grouss sitting on the hard snow Spring Hats: | crust. As he approached, the bird Many of the luscious looking | fluttered and struggled but could not get off the ground. Examining the bird Zekoll found that the bird : had accumulated a ball of snow, ice for a modest expenditure and a bit and leaves on its tail until the mass of flair for “tacking”, you can copy got so heavy it froze fast to the hard|some of the expensive hats. Shape crust The deputy broke the tail feathers loose and the grouse took off on its own. spring hats have price tags beyond the means of your pocketbook, but | a crown of buckrum in a melon ox (pagoda form and fasten upon it doz- “About two weeks earlier, Deputy/ens of pink and white carnations, | Pelall found or ne Siting cov ering the entire form. Take last bird was too weak to fly. Zekoll| YS large, flat-brimmed black | took the grouse home and fed it Straw, cover top of brim and side | scratch grain. After the bird was/of crown in a plaid taffeta and] nursing along for 10 days it seemed make gloves of taffeta, Make a | Song and J of life, so it also Was small head-hugging Juliet cap of a| : [sheer base and cover with tiny | Two Cs Cu Deer |flowerlets of pastel hues. Make a! Early in the afternoon of March halo hat from the crown of an old- | 18, Bellefonte streets were crowded number and cover top with ov- | SE Sunday stiullers enjoin [he er-lapping green leaves and make | deer burst from an alley el wide, hick “halo” of tiny white/ DON'T FLY KITES fonte, describes the ensuing mad moments this way: “One of the deer crossed and re-crossed the street several times, running into three HIGH TENNIS TEAM LOOKS autos in the process. Then it scamp- LIKE COMER IN OPENER -Mark 6:56 | » i were made whole. a Heilig, Burgess Try our old fashioned sugar cones | Reddy Kilowatt says: NEAR ELECTRIC WIRES enio fe i fis town. Rowers Inspirational | DON'T USE KITE STRING protector and resident of Belle-| And as many as touched him | THAT IS WET , Columbia who | windows and window panes ware | broken at the Union, Fairview and | Rut’s schools between midnight | Saturday and 1 a. m, Sunday. The | Union and Rutts schools are locat- [ ed in West Donegal township. The six juveniles, Miller said, were turned over to the custory of Edgar R. Barnes, county probation Ee | officer, | Three birds which cannot fly are kiwi and ostrich. the emu, FOR... Watches-Clocks-Jewelry And Watch Repairing Warren H. Greenawalt JEWELER 209 West Main St, MT. JOY OPEN EVERY EVENING Heilig Funeral Home 23 W. Main St, Mount Joy JAMES B. HEILIG, Funeral Director investigated, sald WORK DONE ESTIMATES ON SHORT NOTICE RALPH L. MYERS SONS Practical Artesian Well Drillers SALUNGA, LANCASTER CO., PA, PHONE LANDISVILLE RALPH L. MYERS 13176 URGE WARRISS EAST ON ROUTE 422 Rd) Nn Harrisburg's Only Drive-In n ALL PAVED with BLACK TOP! | » FRIDAY . SATURDAY “TOMAHAWK” IF NO ANSWER CALL = Technicolor WATER WELLS for farms, Chas R. Myers - . Landisville 2651 Van Heflin - Yvonne De Carlo Plus Our Gang Comedy and two ~ Cartoons = SUNDAY - MONDAY . TUESDAY " “STEEL HELMET" Paul L. Myers . - Landisville 4451 Edward G. Myers + Landisville 4456 Associates SALUNGA, PA, factory, mills, reservoirs; and drainage purposes. Robert Hutton . Steve Brodie Plus 3 Cartoons WED, - THURS, . FRIDAY tL] BITTER RICE" w Sylvia Mangano FT a {ALL Nr Jr EVENINGS Matinee 2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT SHOWS Ss A A AN SR 2 OTe 7] 4 7 and 9:00 P.M RE AND Allied did SATURDAYS THEAT HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P. M. 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY — SATURDAY, APRIL 6 - 7 RICHARD WIDMARK — REGINALD GARDINER “Halls Of Montezuma’ FIRST FEATURE SATURDAY NITE STARTS 5:15 P. M. Quality Meats ALSO A FULL LINE OF -in=- FROSTED FOODS’ Fruits & Vegetables KRALL'S Meat Market West Main St., Mt. Joy | MONDAY — TUESDAY, APRIL 9 - 10 STEVE COCHRAN — VIRGINIA GREY -in- “Highway 301" WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, APRIL 11 - 12 6:00 A. M. to 12 M. NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS The Lancaster New Era Intelligencer Journal Sunday News Announce the appointment of MR. FRANK TYNDALL 54 WEST MAIN STREET Telephone 3-5771 AS THE AUTHORIZED AGENT IN MT. JOY SUNDAY HOURS: 6 Z 2 ROD CAMERON — WAYNE MORRIS -in- “Stage To Tuscon” [ FRIDAY — SATURDAY, APRIL 13 - 14 JUDY HOLLIDAY — WILLIAM HOLDEN -in- “Born Yesterday” NORRIS FANCY Prune Juice 5:00 P. M. To 10:30 P. M. bottle 2 9 Home~-Made Cup Cheese 21-41 Home-Made Cottage Cheese 8 ozs. 1 7c LIBERTY | Coffee uo Lb. bag 13: FULL LINE DIETETIC FOODS ‘Sweet Gherkins i= 29: COMPLETE LINE OF Garden Seeds and Plants SEED POTATOES Tomatoes 2 for 4 5c NORRIS FANCY Fruit Cocktail | No. 2% can 39. 5 EY | & | No. 2 can A oe I | DON'T USE KITE STRING ered up the street, badly cut, but/ “I was in your town one day and was able to make i Weather failed to halt opening | | its way to the Pp 5 | i the wind drove me half crazy.” nearby woods. |matches in the Inter-County Scho- | WITH WIRE IN IT | Sema 2 “Are you sure it wasn't two| “The other deer, a fair-size buck|lastic Tennis League schedule Mon- | { da? ind re, shed on . | Beans y decide stay ¢ ¢ 5 ™ | See what I mean? over. First, he os ‘Through Sa Lititz and Mount Joy tennis | DON'T CLIMB POLES | large window of a 5c & 10c store.|teams returned victories. | SUNSHINE SUNSHINE A smart little waitress slipped up beside a customer, a very weary truck driver, and said: “I've got deviled kidneys, calves brains, pigs feet, chicken livers, and The truck driver growled: “For- get it, sister, I've got a headache, eczema, fallen arches, corns, bon- ion, three warts and an empty stomach. Tell your troubles to some one else and bringe me some ham and eggs.” : Just remember, he who gets too big for his britches will be expos-~ ed in the end. to! A WISE OWL ere cos. Monrovia, Liberia is named for U. 8. President James Monroe. oo After smashing things up as he| Mount Joy High School once a-| faded sont In te losin has produced a team that! glass door and ambled og the Shows promise and the Rams’ net- ® street to a ladies’ apparel shop. At-|Sters took Manheim Twp., 7 to 0,| Yacied by Several manikins in a|in their initial match . splay window, he apparently de-| The scores are Add cided to enter for a closer inspec-| $ Sores ph tion, and took a short cut—right| Boast M oY of : xs through another plate glass window| He od Be oy, defeated Bay-| —smearing blood all over the place.| da HCA Ro a He ‘bounced back onto tf. street); Engle, Mt. Joy, defeated Bare, 6- narrowly missed striking several“ 2% people, crossed the . thoroughfare] WOlgemu 0 and. attempted to jump through: a. eno» 9-0,:6-2. x drug :store’ window. + Mt. Joy, defeated Shull, *“By ‘this “time, the deer was so i weak he failed’ to break in’ Land B wound up with a broken neck. “The carcass was taken to the Centre County Home.™ 9 En Mt. Joy. defeated Clinger, 6-2, 76-3. ' . \ Zimmerman, Mt. Joy, defeated yrnes, 6-2, 6-3." .. Doubles Beaston. and "Engle, Mt. Joy, de- | feated Miller and Canter, 6-1, 6-0. { Clinger and Wolgemuth, Mt. Joy, | TO RECOVER KITES DON'T FLY KITES FROM THE STREET a YOU CAN'T WATCH TRAFFIC AND YOUR KITE, T00 Everybody reads newspapers but defeated Bare and Himes, 6-2, 6-1. | NOT everybody reads circular ad. IE : vertising left on their door sep. | A league is about three miles. | : £7 PENNSYLVANIA POWER & LIGHT COMPANY Martini Crackers i, 1b. 25¢ | HYDROX | 12 ozs. 25c¢ Hess’ Food Stores wor mo || MOUNT Joy MASTERSONVILLE PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811 “Top Quality - Low Prices Every Day” PRIC ES EFFECTIVE APRIL 5, 6, 7. 1951 - J
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