d—The Bulletin,. Mi.. Joy, Pa., Thursday, April 5, 1951
OWL LAFFS
A WISE OWL
When Jim Berrier and my boss
took a ride up around Center last
week, way back in the hills in a
remote section they. came upon a
woman sweeping the floor of her
cabin. She was sweeping everything
out into the yard and Jim said:
“Good morning, I see you had a
fish fry here last nigth.”
“Nope, we didn't have no fish
fry,” was the reply. “Those aren't
fish 'scales I'm sweeping out. They
are toenails. We had a square dance
here last night.”
Winnie the Wac has more curves,
in or out of uniform, than Bobby
Feller. And nobody can get to first
base with her, either.
A young couple near Manheim
to-announce the birth of their son
in a different way sént their friends
cards reading: “Isaiah 9:6" The Bi-
ble-reading friends. got .the idea
immediately and read the passage
which begins, “For unto us a child
is born, unto us a son is given.”
But her dumb brother studied
the message a while, then said to
his wife: “Margaret evidently has
a boy who weighs nine pounds and
six‘ounces, and they've named him
Isaizh.”
Asked my speuse where she had
spent the entire day and she told
me “Shopping.” When I asked to
see what she had bought, she told
me “Nothing” Then I asked: “Why
does a woman say she’s been shop-
ping when she hasn't bought any-
thing?” And she replied:
“For the same reason a man says
he’s been fishing when he hasn't
caught anything.” - - - Why don’t
I keep my big mouth shut?
Jimmy Markley wrote and told
us that one of the favorite GI stor-
-ies is about the squad leader who
gave a lowly private orders to crawl
up to an enemy pill-box with hand
grenades and silence a machine gun
that was holding up the advance,
then enter the dug-out and take
care of any enemy personnell left.
Turning a bit pale and swallow-
ing hard, the private answered:
“Just one thing, sergeant. If you
see several men running from that
pill-box — don’t shoot at the first
”
one.
I don’t know why, but it seems
all you have to do is ask a question
or make a remark and instead of
being nice about it, you get a smart
reply. Here's just a few examples
that I overheard in a public place
in about one hours time.
“Did you ever seé anyone in your
life like my wife?”
“Yeah, once—but I had to pay
admission.”
“You can count me out at your
party. I never associate with my
inferiors.” ‘
“I didn’t know you had any.”
“I'm very particular to. whom 1
speak.”
“That's where we
not!”
differ — I'm
THE LOW
Weekly Letter | trom
HICKORY GROVE coach, faculty, the press and other:
RB P will be guests of honor. The
y Penna. State |
[if you take care of yourself you
is scheduled to begin at 6:30 p.m.
* | : %
ame OMMmisSsSION most of the time come out okay—ig | finance committee; James
| Warren Foley,
Roy Tyndall is chairman of the
this spending epidemic we been in publicity; ;
for years, and for which we been Dock and Robert Hawthorne, tick-
[neglecting a remedy. We have not | °!; Richard Divet, tags;
DOWN Will Give Banquet
(From page 1)
Samuel
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The season in which dogs my be
| : : : if: aster
| trained on wild birds or animals in ven examined the patient's diet— | Chas. Fish, gifts: Lester Mumma,
| program; Chas. Bennett Jr., dinner;
entertainment;
closed
Pennsylvania March SL the patient is now flatter on his
Such training age > per=| _—
uch training will not gain be per back than we been thinking—and |
mitted until August 20 of this year. the income tax man is at the door | Lester Hostetter, treasurer, Maur=
‘ DS “ae |
However, the Commission shall] : . Bailey, secretary. Committee
permit fox hunting with dogs Nothing has been done to get
{ ;
: " members will be announced next
out the entire year, except a 60-day| the Govt. and country back to ak
period designated by the Game where it has the strength to paddle | Ve¢* ‘
Commission, in any county that| iq own canoe versus | Booster tags will also be sold on
oh borrowing | . . . in
produces a petition signed by 250 or more, and taxing mote, and each which will say, “A Buck for a Ram
more residents of such county who > 3 8 8 '
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; : an v to attend the banquet
held hunting licenses last year or|/year-end being further in the hole | Plan now to q
: {than the year previous | and help honor the boys who did so
s generally agree he 3 : nue t A
It is generally agreed that de- And what happens. Here comes | Much for fount Joy
struction to wild creatures by dogs| °° edness. The -Govi al ————
that are under the eye of careful War Preparedness. he Govt. ane | ETOWN BOYS APPREHENDED
handlers is far less than by dogs/every village, town, and county is | * pl Dy i : oh 4
Pheasant and to its collarbone in debt. But to | FOR SCHOOL VANDALISM
quail hens Sing 2 Weir Ch save our bacon, get guns,
we eggs of these birds, an el . re a Tous oud iors
. . : e evervth s have | custody si uveniles {rom Eliza-
young of rabbits and other everything, we have no nest | xy kJ i : I"
are often destroyed by roaming egg—no balance in the bank. | bethtown who were charged with
dogs in spring and early summer. We gotta decide, folks, if we are | breaking windows af
Deer Weakened by long Nimes Silo ing to cut-out the flub-dubs, win | schools in the Elizabethtown area
short rations, or their fawns, fall oh . Tk
: » war pre SS Progr: arly Sunday ning.
easy prey to marauding dogs. [the war preparedness program, or |e ly BY mor ng
along State Policeman Water
Considering all the enemies of|if we will just drift
game—natural and mechanical —(been doing. I say, we gotta up and I
wildlife students marvel each Year|tap the major and the congress and
at Nature's ability to provide a new. president on the shoulder and |
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
Benjamin Groif,
| ice
who are farmers or sheep raisers.
running at large.
ore State Police on Tuesday took into
more )
three rural
Miller, of
as we
crop of game. Certainly, wildlife
needs protection during the nesting/read the riot act—and now—not
and hatching period. [maybe pretty soon. Paul Revere |
For humane reasons, and in the|was not foolin’ when he saddled his |
interest of future hunting, dog,
i : norse 4 S > alarm.
owners should be specially careful orse and sounded the alarm He |
to keep their pets and canine hunt-|even woke ‘em up in the middle of |
ing companions strictly under con-|the night. He was just in the nick |
trol in spring and early summer. |g time. |
Forest And Field Fires Are Yours with the low down,
Terribly Costly JIMMIE
When spring arrives and the |
eve |
The Bulletin’s
housewife’s eye takes on that spec-
|
Scrapbook ! |
ulative gleam, male members of the
family excuse themselves for out-|
door chores that have suddenly be-|
come urgent. Unfortunately, the
men often employ fire as their|
cleaning tool in eliminating brush
piles, dead grass and other trash. :
Forestey’s thing of this time of | + 5b
year, not as the period when grow- | Week's Best Recipe:
ing things begin to clothe the coun-| Molded Orange Salad:: 1 pkg. |
tryside in soft green, but as the fire| orange or lemon flavored gelatine, |
season when a tremendous and un- |, a |
necessary loss in timber is the rule,|2 ¢ hot water or orange juice, two |
Wildlifers dread these days before|oranges, sectioned, 2 grapefruit, |
green vegetation lessens the fire sectioned, 1 pkg. cream cheese, one |
ICE CREAM
hazzard. They have observed the! 2 vocado, peeled, juice of one’ lemon. | 10 Quarts Or More
terrible suffering and loss of wild
: salt. paprike epare gelatine ac-| We must place orders
creatures and their young and paprika. Prepare gelatine ac ay hast pace ps e os Monday
caused by running fires. cording to directions on package | by « p. 1 we can
br : . : a | serve you at any time, please
When brush and grass fires get using orange juice or hot water. |
1 contre » live NE : : ' 3-916:
out of control, the lives of humans place in refrigerator to chill. When | CALL 3-9163
and their buildings are often sacri-| . e hick Ee
ficed to the flame. Rural and sub-|™MXture begins to thic en, add or- | CLOS SUNDAYS
urban home owners especially [anges and grapefruit and pour into | ED
should consider the possibilities of ciled molds. Return to refrigerator |
burning and should apply the match to chill until firm. Made dressing
only when necessary and under ex- lendi : : i
treme caution, by blending cream cheese and aves |
Conservationists repeatedly warn|cado together with fork. Add lem- |
of fhe loss in fertility and the water |on, salt and paprika and mix well.
1olding capacity caused hy forest Serve gelatine on salad greens with |
and field fires. All things consider- dressi
ed, the many fold costs of such “r¢SSing. |
conflagrations far outweigh any ad- Easy Does It:
vantage that such “cleaning” meth-| Make cinnamon-sugar rolls for |
BULK AND GALLONS
with Breyers Ice Cream.
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS, CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON
x Pp - oar | |
ods may appear fo have, . breakfast from the “brown and |
Winter Hard on Penna’s State Bird serve” rolls sold in' your neighbor
These two stories were related by lors Sou. in: your neighbor
Norman L. Erickson, game protect- hood grocery. Make two vertical |
slices to within one-half inch from |
bottom of roll. Spread with melt- |
ed butter and sprinkle with a mix- |
Deputy Joe Zekoll patrolled and|ture of cinnamon and sugar. Bake |
filled turkey feeders above las for plain brown and serve rolls, |
mahoning. As he travelled along anlin moderate oven 7 to 10 minutes.
or at Emporium, says that Feb-
rurary brought some of the coldest
weather of the winter in his section. !
Erickson tells: “On February 7,
old forestry read he noticed a 3
grouss sitting on the hard snow Spring Hats: |
crust. As he approached, the bird Many of the luscious looking |
fluttered and struggled but could
not get off the ground. Examining
the bird Zekoll found that the bird :
had accumulated a ball of snow, ice for a modest expenditure and a bit
and leaves on its tail until the mass of flair for “tacking”, you can copy
got so heavy it froze fast to the hard|some of the expensive hats. Shape
crust The deputy broke the tail
feathers loose and the grouse took
off on its own.
spring hats have price tags beyond
the means of your pocketbook, but |
a crown of buckrum in a melon ox
(pagoda form and fasten upon it doz-
“About two weeks earlier, Deputy/ens of pink and white carnations, |
Pelall found or ne Siting cov ering the entire form. Take last
bird was too weak to fly. Zekoll| YS large, flat-brimmed black |
took the grouse home and fed it Straw, cover top of brim and side |
scratch grain. After the bird was/of crown in a plaid taffeta and]
nursing along for 10 days it seemed make gloves of taffeta, Make a |
Song and J of life, so it also Was small head-hugging Juliet cap of a|
: [sheer base and cover with tiny |
Two Cs Cu Deer |flowerlets of pastel hues. Make a!
Early in the afternoon of March halo hat from the crown of an old- |
18, Bellefonte streets were crowded number and cover top with ov- |
SE Sunday stiullers enjoin [he er-lapping green leaves and make |
deer burst from an alley el wide, hick “halo” of tiny white/
DON'T FLY KITES
fonte, describes the ensuing mad
moments this way: “One of the deer
crossed and re-crossed the street
several times, running into three HIGH TENNIS TEAM LOOKS
autos in the process. Then it scamp- LIKE COMER IN OPENER
-Mark 6:56 |
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were made whole.
a
Heilig,
Burgess
Try our old fashioned sugar cones |
Reddy Kilowatt says:
NEAR ELECTRIC WIRES
enio fe i fis town. Rowers Inspirational | DON'T USE KITE STRING
protector and resident of Belle-| And as many as touched him | THAT IS WET
, Columbia who
| windows and window panes ware
| broken at the Union, Fairview and
| Rut’s schools between midnight
| Saturday and 1 a. m, Sunday. The
| Union and Rutts schools are locat-
[ ed in West Donegal township.
The six juveniles, Miller said,
were turned over to the custory of
Edgar R. Barnes, county probation
Ee
| officer,
|
Three birds which cannot fly are
kiwi and ostrich.
the emu,
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DON'T USE KITE STRING
ered up the street, badly cut, but/
“I was in your town one day and was able to make i Weather failed to halt opening | |
its way to the Pp 5 | i
the wind drove me half crazy.” nearby woods. |matches in the Inter-County Scho- | WITH WIRE IN IT | Sema 2
“Are you sure it wasn't two| “The other deer, a fair-size buck|lastic Tennis League schedule Mon- | {
da? ind re, shed on . | Beans
y decide stay ¢ ¢ 5 ™ |
See what I mean? over. First, he os ‘Through Sa Lititz and Mount Joy tennis | DON'T CLIMB POLES |
large window of a 5c & 10c store.|teams returned victories. | SUNSHINE SUNSHINE
A smart little waitress slipped up
beside a customer, a very weary
truck driver, and said:
“I've got deviled kidneys, calves
brains, pigs feet, chicken livers, and
The truck driver growled: “For-
get it, sister, I've got a headache,
eczema, fallen arches, corns, bon-
ion, three warts and an empty
stomach. Tell your troubles to some
one else and bringe me some ham
and eggs.” :
Just remember, he who gets too
big for his britches will be expos-~
ed in the end. to!
A WISE OWL
ere cos.
Monrovia, Liberia is named for
U. 8. President James Monroe.
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After smashing things up as he| Mount Joy High School once a-|
faded sont In te losin has produced a team that!
glass door and ambled og the Shows promise and the Rams’ net- ®
street to a ladies’ apparel shop. At-|Sters took Manheim Twp., 7 to 0,|
Yacied by Several manikins in a|in their initial match .
splay window, he apparently de-| The scores are Add
cided to enter for a closer inspec-| $ Sores ph
tion, and took a short cut—right| Boast M oY of : xs
through another plate glass window| He od Be oy, defeated Bay-|
—smearing blood all over the place.| da HCA Ro a
He ‘bounced back onto tf. street); Engle, Mt. Joy, defeated Bare, 6-
narrowly missed striking several“ 2%
people, crossed the . thoroughfare] WOlgemu 0
and. attempted to jump through: a. eno» 9-0,:6-2. x
drug :store’ window. + Mt. Joy, defeated Shull,
*“By ‘this “time, the deer was so i
weak he failed’ to break in’ Land B
wound up with a broken neck. “The
carcass was taken to the Centre
County Home.™
9 En
Mt. Joy. defeated
Clinger,
6-2, 76-3. ' . \
Zimmerman, Mt. Joy, defeated
yrnes, 6-2, 6-3."
.. Doubles
Beaston. and "Engle, Mt. Joy, de- |
feated Miller and Canter, 6-1, 6-0. {
Clinger and Wolgemuth, Mt. Joy, |
TO RECOVER KITES
DON'T FLY KITES
FROM THE STREET a
YOU CAN'T WATCH TRAFFIC
AND YOUR KITE, T00
Everybody reads newspapers but defeated Bare and Himes, 6-2, 6-1. |
NOT everybody reads circular ad. IE :
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