Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, June 22, 1950! MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JEFF TELL ME JWELL WHEN IF wiHEN A WELL LIFE WAS DIDN'T V-THEN AFTER J : i) ! [ THEY ’ ‘Donegal Airport NEWS, {sour voir | tims ro | anc oun \ [50 oven cnr \ Toc | ev. \ hc [ren wy CHILDHOOD:- | YEARS OLD VEARS OLD" FARM THAT ONE | FIND DIDN'T BA RA oS THEN PARENTS he : AKDS OULU vv =) “AR 7% ’ “OK TF = | The Chiques Aero Corporation| |YOUR PARENTS!) MV PARENTS I FOUND Wo Le gE) you’? [ WENT BACK TO / WHAT Min | held thefr regular monthly meeting NY wa THEM --ON BAS ) —] LOOKING! MY PARENTS ey at the airport last Tuesday ‘evening, > - : \ ON THE FARM! , TY : I y A FARM / Fred Loewen and Alvin Heisey both received their private pilots Ve is Certificates during the week. Ve Y { Lew Baltozer made a dual and £ oO solo cross country trip to Lancas- hie =) {Ht ter and Kutztown, et . be i BY A WISE OWL How nice to welcome back to the | “Heck” | column an old friend, Mumma. He has a faculty for doing things the hard way. Last while mowing the he himself "so tangled up in some of the family wash hanging the line, he had to be reseued by an- other member of the family. Anyway, ‘Heck’, did it, it's nice. to hear again. lawn on | A “salesman called at the house | cn Monday and the little woman | was cooking rice for ‘dinner. salesman in the neighborhood, on whom he | hajl called was having rice, so I] said: “That's easily explained. | There was a wedding down at the U. B. Church on Sunday and they threw pounds of it. When they swept it up, they divided it among | = w= == — 1 think} the neighbors.” he believed me. During one of the final quizzes back at school the teacher asked: | “If William Shakespeare were alive | today, do. you think he would be! considered a ‘remarkable man?” A student replied: deed.” The reason.” And the student answered: “He'd | be more than 350 years old.” — — — Good enough reason. teacher said: Little Willie lit a rocket, Which his dad had in his pocket. Next day he told cousin Dan, “Daddy is a traveling man.” The sweet young thing from Don- egal Street was being shown thru | a roundhouse at Enola. “What's that thing?” she asked. | pointing a dainty finger. “That's an engine boiler,” replied the master mechanic. “But why do they boil an en- gine?” “To make the engine tender,” plied the master mechanic. Is he kidding? re- hours but not A man should work eight and sleep eight hours the same eight hours. Here's a very timely definition — Vacation: The year when a husband stops doing what his bess wants, and does what his wife wants. “Ah, me, if I had only taken an- other look before falling in love at first sight,” sighed a matron as she gathered her six children around her. Tact is giving a person a shot in the arm without letting him feel the needle. A local ex G I told me that while he was a private in the, army he got married and the next day he went to his commanding officer and requested: “Would you put me in for a pro- motion? I got married yesterday.” “Sorry, but I'm not responsible for accidents off the base.” replied his Commander. And then there was the sad case of the English literature professor who received a theme with no punctuation marks and died trying to hold his breath until the last page. fois There once was a girl named Har- ris , That nothing, seemed fo embarrass "Til ‘the bath salts one’ day gh In the tub where she lay, Turned out to be plaster of Paris. Before you invest in a going con- rm, find out which way it is go- 35 ne _ A WISE OWL week | got | | no matter how you | from you | The | remarked that everyone'| “Oh, yes, in-| “Give your | { two + weeks every | The Veterans Administration ap- proved Robert Brenner to enroll in {IE LOW DOWN! the Commercial Pilots Course . i . ——————— — Donegal Aviation Service, Lak LL | | Alvin Heisey flew to wove GROVE Grove to the races on Sunday. | Warren Greenawalt visited the Chaos~ | airport at New Holland last week. | —for John Groff, Gilbert Lehman and speechless. and threatening disaster half But kept It is now chronic. years we been | Lew Baltozer flew to Mountville like it was with the lad who vision- to see the model airplane show, ed the many wolves, our political Pilots taking friends and relatives gentry on the Big and Ninding for sightseeing flights Sunday after. Potomac may, in due course, find noon were Clair themselves jobless as did the wise- Sharpe, Art Bruce Robinson, Hostetter, guy shepherd boy. Stehman Landis, Elmer Rice, John Bender, The chaos we been promised has | and Robert Zerphing. {been cooked-up — synthetic—like we would be wrecked and ruined N ¢ |without an OPA. And like we | EWTOWN |promised starvation if more land — was not reclaimed, quick, via dams Murs. Franklin Miller of New York on every creek that ever trickled. City, spent Tuesday and Wednes- And now whet. Well, we have too { day visiting hey Mrs. Eliz- much corn, | abeth mother, Hitchcock, who makes | Mrs. Ralph Kieth and son, Clifford cITY-COUNTY ROQUE LEAGUE of Brunnerville. Monday evening STANDING visitors were Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Team Ww 5 Pet. Zink and son, Lewis and Mr. and|Six Ward Columbia 11 4 73 Mrs. Harry Zink Sr. of Marietta. [Mount Joy ........ 10.5 667 tt {Schoeneck ......... 9 6 600) (Ephrata .........,.. 7 5 B33 SALU NGA {Lancaster ......... 5 7 A17 {East Petersburg ... 5 10 333 {Manheim .......... 1: 084 Mr. and Mrs. David Aungst of Landisville: Mr. and Mrs. Hunter| Pettit 2nd daughters, Martha Ann| and Jeanne, spent Sunday at Wild- wood, N. J. on a fishing trip. | The Woman's Society for Chris- jan Service met at the home of) Hee M. M. Newcomer, last LEAGUE SCHEDULE nesday night. Those present weve: KEY TO TEAMS Mrs. Catharine Eshleman, Mrs. Sel- 1. Seiler 4. Mastersonville ma Kendig, Mrs. Dolly Rosenfeld, > Bachman 5. Salunga Mrs. Mary Minich, Mrs. Robert Legion 6. V.F. W. Pike, Mrs. Albert Rodgers, Mrs. J Second Half Friday Night, June 23 Mount Joy at East Petersburg. Manheim at Lancaster Ephrata at Six Ward Columbial - RD BI ee. MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. Kegerreis, of MgCaskey, in straight Mount Joy's Junior Legion team sets, 6-3.9-7. {lost to Millersville Tuesday 6 to 5. too much everything— | 4 her/it is another threat, but in reverse. |: A-H N. Newcomer and Mrs, Walter Monday, June 26 .... 6:00 1.2 3 7:15 3.4 Peifer. : | Wednesday, June 28 6:00 5.6 The Ladies Auxiliary of the Fire _ 7:18. 2. 3| . Mond ight in the Friday, June ‘30 ....... 6:00 4.5] Company met Monday night in 1s el fire hall. The hostesses were: Mrs. Monday, July 10 ....... 8:00 4 : : Henry Hiestand, Mrs. Ben Hess, Wednesday, July 12 ... 6:00 5 . 1 ;. Marie Ei | 7:5 6. Mrs. G. Harple, Mrs. Marie Friday, July 14 ....... is 8. 2 for five hundred dol- 7215 4.1 A check for 8 : Monday, July 17 ...... 6:00 5.2 lars ($500.00) was given to the 7:15 3.1 Fire Company to be used towards Wednesday, July 19 ... 6:00 4.86 the new fire truck. Gam®s were Friday, July 21 ....... 6:00 4-3 ; 2:15 6-5 the feature of the evening. Monday, July 24 ....... fis 5-3 a Wednesd Jul re 3.8 | Wednesday uly 2% ... 6:00 1.6 BUN BROWN WON TENNIS = i 2. ol SINGLES CITY-COUNTY TITLE | Friday, July 28 iL... "600 6 -3 i i 33 Ben Brown, son of George "Brown,| Monday, July 30%... 6100: 2.8 x 7:15 3-5 East Main Street, captured the| I Wednesday, August 2: oe. > = 5 singles title in the Lancaster’ City- 3 a 7:18 : . 5 riday, August 4 ...... - County Junior Boys Tennis Tourn-| Augus 78 6.4 ament Thursday, hy defeating, Al eet | HAS KEY ROLE IN COMEDY AT GRETNA Harry Sheppard, veteran charac- er actor, has been cast in the Key iy of Mr. a delightful Jordon in “Heaven Can comedy which opens a week's run Thursday night, | home with Rev. and Mrs. R. H.| Now, here is how I see it. There | Arndt. lhas been a wolf lurking in the dark | Tuesday and Wednesday, Mrs, forest's edge—and still is—but our HARRY SHEPPARD Bertha Peifer visited with friends Big and Lofty Economic Palaverers | June 22, on the singe of the Gret- | in Reading. [have kept us lookinf in the wrong |" Playhouse, Mt. Gretna. The Ladies Aid held their vegul-|direction. The real Threat to our Sheppard, who comes from Phil- | ar monthly meeting at the home of beloved land is the undermining of | adelphia, gained much of his the- | | Mrs. Jacob Erb on Wednesday. [the thinking of the generation now | atrial training at Jasper Deeter’s Mr. and, Mrs. Aristice Wittle and growing up. The new doctrine is | He dgerow Theatre where he spent, | daughter, Ruth visited with Mr. that the Govt. knows best—and can | ten years. | and Mrs. Charles Wittle at Marietta best make all plans for the greater oe er a. {on Sunday. Icomfort for its children. And, the MOUNT JOY NETSTERS TOO | Miss Carol Wittle, daughter of Govt, when you get down to brass STRONG FOR MIDDLETOWN | Charles Wittle: . of . Marietta, is tacks is made up of just people.| The Mt. Joy tennis team scored | | spending a “few days with her/And how anybody who surmises | decisive 8-1 win Over the Mid- grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Wit-|that people of no blood connection, distown _Netsters In. an | tle. which is the Govt. can look after County Tennis League match Sat- Saturday evening, Rev. ang Mrs. our present and future, better than urday. The winners made a'‘clean | R. H. Arndt attended the Biblelwe can our ownshelves, surpasses Siveep o He Singles events but Conference held at the Manormy understanding. Sounds like he fins doubles match, Camp Meeting grounds. front burner talk to me, says Hen- ie Mr. and Mrs. Earl Geltmacher| ry. Thanks I says. ¥. Zink MD Menls. | and family spent Saturday with, yours with the low down, 6-1, 7-5. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Stoppard and) JIMMY et ld defeated Winter- 3rass, Zyl, | aly ey Pes Er Pr MJ) defexteq | family were Sunday guests with| WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON : (MJ) defeated Daley, | Je: ad Ms, J. E. Godirey and The postponed archery demon- ror (MJ) defeated Halbleib, | family in York County. stration that was to be given at the | 6-3, 6-1. Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt mo- playground Monday afternoon was | Cramer (MJ) defeated Myers, tored to York County to attend helq Wednesday afternoon. 6-3, G1 Doubles the Bible Conference at Penn The demonstration was given by Kreider and Divit (MJ) defeat- | Grove Camp, conducted by Rev. Vernon Kinsey, Florin, frem aed Meals and Wintergrass, 6-4, 6-2 { Ralph Boyer of York. seated position, in a wheel-chair. | Cramer ang Zs JV) defeated Rev. and Mrs. H. W. Buckwalter'Mr. Kinsey who was injured two Bifishnan Bi Se ( 0 elon and Ann Wild, of Buffalo, N. Y., years ago has been unable to walk | ed Gernior and Brown, 6-4, 6-4 | Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Musser and ever since, is a member of the York TY | Mr. and Mrs. John Melhorn andjand Lancaster Archery Clubs. GEVMBERLING HAS SEVEN WINS | son, Barry of Mount Joy, were] The playground directors, Rob- SINCE JOINING NEW BERN Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs. [ert Zink, Frank Zink and Mus. Marsh Gemberling, standout Maurice Frysinger.. Robert Ziegler announced that on | player of the Lancaster Rockets Mr. and Mrs. Abram Gamber|rainy days, the group will meet in | basketball team at Lancaster and | entertained on Sunday: Mr. and the high school auditorium. well known Lebanon Valley College — | Mrs. Salem Gamber of Columbia; This week during craft period the | all around athlete is home this | Mr. and Mrs. Guy Winters and girls worked with leather making | week on a vacation from playing family, Mrs. Mark Winters and book markers, coin purses, belts, | baseball with New Bern, N. Caro- ! Mr. and Mrs. Roy Gamber, all of pins and pencil cases. | lina of the Class D. Coastajl Plain! | Manheim. | A pet show will be held Friday { League. Since joining the team he ! Sunday visitors with Mr. and afternoon. Prizes will be awarded | has won seven victories. | Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher were: Mr.lin the form of points to earn a trip! Marsh returned home and will | and Mrs. Lewis Farlow and sons, to Philadelphia to see a ball game. | take unto himself a wife prior io David and Timothy, of Hopeland;| ———-— . returning to New Bern. USE T-4-L FOR ATHLETE'S FCOT BECAUSE It has greater With carr p to kill tha m o nt relief IN ONE HOUR os at any drug store, your Today at Slean’s Pharmacy Restaurant 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY WILL BE CLOSED ‘JULY 3rd to 10th Open 6:00 A. 'M. JULY 10th BULK AND GALLONS $1.85 cones | | 2 gts. - 95¢ — 1 gal. - Try our old fashioned sugar with Breyers Ice Cream. TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS, CLUBS, Etc. WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON + ICE!CREAM 10 Quarts Or More We must place orders on Monday and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can serve you at any time, please CALL 3-9163 in CLOSED SUNDAYS BENNETT'S LIVE and DRESSED CHICKENS FREE MT. JOY, PA. ROUTE 1 DIAL DELIVERY BLAIN KAUFFMAN 3-4929 FOR... JEWELER 209 West Main St., OPEN EVERY EVEN Watches-Clocks-Jewelry And Watch itch Repairing Warren H. 1. Greenawalt MT. JOY ING FORMICA Sinktops & Counters KITCHEN & BATHROOM Tile Floors Venetian Blinds LEONARD L. SAFKO Phone 3-3491 - Mt. Joy, Pa. 17-tf Quality Meats A FULL LINE OF ATi Fruits & Vegetables KRALL'S Meat Market West Main St.. Mt. Joy | | WHITE- WASHING AND DISINFECTING HESS BROS. Successors To HUBER OBERHOLTZER FLORIN, PENNA. Phone Mt. Joy 3-49 30 8-25-tf Beer!Call 3-4189 For Home Delivery WACKER SPRENGER VALLEY FORGE PIEL’'S PRIOR ROLLING ROCK ALE & PORTER Vietor J. Schmoll —Distributor— OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M. Drive In For Curb Service SPECIALISTS The Sheetz Home for is a Group of Specialist knowing thoroughly his and Part. (ai 6329 SHEET HOME FOR FUNE North Duke Funerals s, each Place Z RALS Street At Lemon LANCASTER, PENNA. | l - a oo 6 59: | | Venable Soup § «ns 69: | Chicken Noodle 6-89: SELECT FRESH BEEF S PREMIUM VEAL PREMIUM LAMB Swift’ HI-\ Orange | NORRIS Whole Green Beans: Krispy Crackers 70. Hydrox Cookies 7: oz. | BLUE GOOSE JUICY Oranges =i KINDS Concentrate HEADOUARTERSSFOR Fe I MILE EAST OM ROUTE 422 (Hershey THURS. “Eyes of Texas" Roy Rogers, “Moonrise” Dane Clark, Gail | Russell, Ethel Barrymore. FRI.- Red Skelton - Janet Blair. i IL: rd COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT Frey SHOW STARTS AT DUSK' RAN or (LEAR W FREE PLAYGROUND! FREE (hot SOUP Saturday (samples) cD 57 27: | 15 23: 89: 2 doz. Hess’ Food Stores MASTERSONVILLE MOUNT JOY PHONE 3-9094 These Prices Effective Friday and d Satirday (this wel MANHEIM 5.7811. — DOLLAR-A-NIGHT— | | | | | | | | | 4 4 4 4 4 “4 WALL TILE Q 4 4 4 4 4 8, 4 VV SAT.—“The Man From Col- | Glenn Ford, | | orado, Technicolor, William Hoiden, Ellen Drew. ! SUN.-MON. ‘Gallant Blade” In Color, Larry Parks = Marguerite | Chapman. | TUE..WED. “Fuller Brush Man” | GRAND OPENING AT FLORIN SATURDAY, JUNE 24 RETURNING BY POPULAR DEMAND | “The Tumbleweed Caravan” Jakie, the midget comedian, Featuring Also — Jack Haines AND HIS SMOKEY MOUNTAINEERS From Station WLBR | | | FIVE BIG SHOWS STARTING AT 7:30 P. M. Chicken Corn Soup ‘Sandwiches Soft Drinks Florin Fire Co. GRETNA PLAYHOUSE APTN TN ui * Now Playing — Don't Miss It * On the Stage of Central Penna’s Most Popular Sum- mer Theatre —Delightful Comedy 'Heaven Can Wait’ WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28 Gretna's Outstanding Cast In The Original Broad- way Play From Which Was Made That Famous Movie Hit “Here Comes Mr. Jordon.” Curtain 8:30 p. m. | Adm. $1.00 plus tax EVENINGS J oO ¥ SATURDAYS SHOWS : MATINEE 7 and 8:00 P. VM AND SATURDAYS T H E A T R HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 23 - 24 LARRY PARKS — BARBARA HALE “Jolson Sings Again” -in- MONDAY — TUESDAY, JUNE 26 - 27 BARBARA STANWYCK — JAMES MASON “East Side, West Side” WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 28 - 29 MARX BROTHERS — ILONA MASSEY “Love Happy” -in- FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 30 - JULY 1 RANDOLPH SCOTT — DOROTHY MALONE “The Nevadan” FIRE CO. CARNIVAL -in- Mon. Night, July 3 LULU BELLE & SCOTTY First appearance at Rheems Famous W, L. S. Barn Dance Stars ) THE GRANDSTAND FROLICS TEN — GLAMOROUS GIRLS — TEN Ginger Harris The biggest Dance Act ever booked at Rheems THE ADAMSONS featuring “THE LADY IN THE MOON" Sensational — one of the finest acts — Sensational THE THREE JACKS LAUGHS — COMEDY — LAUGHS CHARLIE TRUSSEL’S (York County’s own Johnny Olsen) Big Give Away Show Prizes - Galore - Prizes ROY REBER’S: ORCHESTRA REMEMBER! REMEMBER! Your admission ticket can win your choice 1951 Model Ford, Chevrolet, Plymouth. Studebaker. GAMES ADMISSION 50c EATS Parking Free AMUSEMENTS | Children under 12 free | J pol i i 1 } SE
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