Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, June 22, 1950! MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher
JEFF TELL ME JWELL WHEN IF wiHEN A WELL LIFE WAS DIDN'T V-THEN AFTER J
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at the airport last Tuesday ‘evening, > - : \ ON THE FARM! , TY :
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Fred Loewen and Alvin Heisey
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Lew Baltozer made a dual and £ oO
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BY
A WISE OWL
How nice to welcome back to the |
“Heck” |
column an old friend,
Mumma. He has a faculty for doing
things the hard way. Last
while mowing the he
himself "so tangled up in some of
the family wash hanging the
line, he had to be reseued by an-
other member of the family.
Anyway, ‘Heck’,
did it, it's nice. to hear
again.
lawn
on |
A “salesman called at the house |
cn Monday and the little woman |
was cooking rice for ‘dinner.
salesman
in the neighborhood, on whom he |
hajl called was having rice, so I]
said: “That's easily explained. |
There was a wedding down at the
U. B. Church on Sunday and they
threw pounds of it. When they
swept it up, they divided it among |
= w= == — 1 think}
the neighbors.”
he believed me.
During one of the final quizzes
back at school the teacher asked: |
“If William Shakespeare were alive |
today, do. you think he would be!
considered a ‘remarkable man?”
A student replied:
deed.”
The
reason.”
And the student answered: “He'd |
be more than 350 years old.” —
— — Good enough reason.
teacher said:
Little Willie lit a rocket,
Which his dad had in his pocket.
Next day he told cousin Dan,
“Daddy is a traveling man.”
The sweet young thing from Don-
egal Street was being shown thru |
a roundhouse at Enola.
“What's that thing?” she asked. |
pointing a dainty finger.
“That's an engine boiler,” replied
the master mechanic.
“But why do they boil an en-
gine?”
“To make the engine tender,”
plied the master mechanic.
Is he kidding?
re-
hours
but not
A man should work eight
and sleep eight hours
the same eight hours.
Here's a very timely definition —
Vacation: The
year when a husband stops doing
what his bess wants, and does what
his wife wants.
“Ah, me, if I had only taken an-
other look before falling in love at
first sight,” sighed a matron as she
gathered her six children around
her.
Tact is giving a person a shot in
the arm without letting him feel
the needle.
A local ex G I told me that while
he was a private in the, army he
got married and the next day he
went to his commanding officer and
requested:
“Would you put me in for a pro-
motion? I got married yesterday.”
“Sorry, but I'm not responsible
for accidents off the base.” replied
his Commander.
And then there was the sad case
of the English literature professor
who received a theme with no
punctuation marks and died trying
to hold his breath until the last
page. fois
There once was a girl named Har-
ris ,
That nothing, seemed fo embarrass
"Til ‘the bath salts one’ day gh
In the tub where she lay,
Turned out to be plaster of Paris.
Before you invest in a going con-
rm, find out which way it is go-
35 ne _ A WISE OWL
week |
got |
|
no matter how you |
from you |
The |
remarked that everyone'|
“Oh, yes, in-|
“Give your |
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two + weeks every |
The
Veterans Administration ap-
proved Robert Brenner to enroll in {IE LOW DOWN!
the Commercial Pilots Course
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Donegal Aviation Service, Lak LL
|
| Alvin Heisey flew to wove GROVE
Grove to the races on Sunday.
| Warren Greenawalt visited the Chaos~
| airport at New Holland last week. | —for
John Groff, Gilbert Lehman and speechless.
and threatening disaster
half
But
kept
It is now chronic.
years we been
| Lew Baltozer flew to Mountville like it was with the lad who vision-
to see the model airplane show, ed the many wolves, our political
Pilots taking friends and relatives gentry on the Big and Ninding
for sightseeing flights Sunday after. Potomac may, in due course, find
noon were Clair themselves jobless as did the wise-
Sharpe, Art
Bruce Robinson,
Hostetter, guy shepherd boy.
Stehman
Landis, Elmer Rice, John Bender, The chaos we been promised has
| and Robert Zerphing. {been cooked-up — synthetic—like
we would be wrecked and ruined
N ¢ |without an OPA. And like we
| EWTOWN |promised starvation if more land
— was not reclaimed, quick, via dams
Murs. Franklin Miller of New York on every creek that ever trickled.
City, spent Tuesday and Wednes- And now whet. Well, we have too
{ day visiting hey Mrs. Eliz- much corn,
| abeth
mother,
Hitchcock, who makes
| Mrs. Ralph Kieth and son, Clifford cITY-COUNTY ROQUE LEAGUE
of Brunnerville. Monday evening STANDING
visitors were Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Team Ww 5 Pet.
Zink and son, Lewis and Mr. and|Six Ward Columbia 11 4 73
Mrs. Harry Zink Sr. of Marietta. [Mount Joy ........ 10.5 667
tt {Schoeneck ......... 9 6 600)
(Ephrata .........,.. 7 5 B33
SALU NGA {Lancaster ......... 5 7 A17
{East Petersburg ... 5 10 333
{Manheim .......... 1: 084
Mr. and Mrs. David Aungst of
Landisville: Mr. and Mrs. Hunter|
Pettit 2nd daughters, Martha Ann|
and Jeanne, spent Sunday at Wild-
wood, N. J. on a fishing trip. |
The Woman's Society for Chris-
jan Service met at the home of)
Hee M. M. Newcomer, last LEAGUE SCHEDULE
nesday night. Those present weve: KEY TO TEAMS
Mrs. Catharine Eshleman, Mrs. Sel- 1. Seiler 4. Mastersonville
ma Kendig, Mrs. Dolly Rosenfeld, > Bachman 5. Salunga
Mrs. Mary Minich, Mrs. Robert Legion 6. V.F. W.
Pike, Mrs. Albert Rodgers, Mrs. J Second Half
Friday Night, June 23
Mount Joy at East Petersburg.
Manheim at Lancaster
Ephrata at Six Ward Columbial
- RD BI ee.
MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC.
Kegerreis, of MgCaskey, in straight Mount Joy's Junior Legion team
sets, 6-3.9-7. {lost to Millersville Tuesday 6 to 5.
too much everything— | 4
her/it is another threat, but in reverse. |:
A-H
N. Newcomer and Mrs, Walter Monday, June 26 .... 6:00 1.2
3 7:15 3.4
Peifer. : | Wednesday, June 28 6:00 5.6
The Ladies Auxiliary of the Fire _ 7:18. 2. 3|
. Mond ight in the Friday, June ‘30 ....... 6:00 4.5]
Company met Monday night in 1s el
fire hall. The hostesses were: Mrs. Monday, July 10 ....... 8:00 4 : :
Henry Hiestand, Mrs. Ben Hess, Wednesday, July 12 ... 6:00 5 . 1
;. Marie Ei | 7:5 6.
Mrs. G. Harple, Mrs. Marie Friday, July 14 ....... is 8. 2
for five hundred dol- 7215 4.1
A check for 8 : Monday, July 17 ...... 6:00 5.2
lars ($500.00) was given to the 7:15 3.1
Fire Company to be used towards Wednesday, July 19 ... 6:00 4.86
the new fire truck. Gam®s were Friday, July 21 ....... 6:00 4-3
; 2:15 6-5
the feature of the evening. Monday, July 24 ....... fis 5-3
a Wednesd Jul re 3.8
| Wednesday uly 2% ... 6:00 1.6
BUN BROWN WON TENNIS = i 2. ol
SINGLES CITY-COUNTY TITLE | Friday, July 28 iL... "600 6 -3
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Ben Brown, son of George "Brown,| Monday, July 30%... 6100: 2.8
x 7:15 3-5
East Main Street, captured the| I Wednesday, August 2: oe. > = 5
singles title in the Lancaster’ City- 3 a 7:18 : . 5
riday, August 4 ...... -
County Junior Boys Tennis Tourn-| Augus 78 6.4
ament Thursday, hy defeating, Al eet
| HAS KEY ROLE IN
COMEDY AT GRETNA
Harry Sheppard, veteran charac-
er actor, has been cast in the Key
iy of Mr.
a delightful
Jordon in “Heaven Can
comedy which
opens a week's run Thursday night,
| home with Rev. and Mrs. R. H.| Now, here is how I see it. There |
Arndt. lhas been a wolf lurking in the dark |
Tuesday and Wednesday, Mrs, forest's edge—and still is—but our HARRY SHEPPARD
Bertha Peifer visited with friends Big and Lofty Economic Palaverers | June 22, on the singe of the Gret-
| in Reading. [have kept us lookinf in the wrong |" Playhouse, Mt. Gretna.
The Ladies Aid held their vegul-|direction. The real Threat to our Sheppard, who comes from Phil-
| ar monthly meeting at the home of beloved land is the undermining of | adelphia, gained much of his the- |
| Mrs. Jacob Erb on Wednesday. [the thinking of the generation now | atrial training at Jasper Deeter’s
Mr. and, Mrs. Aristice Wittle and growing up. The new doctrine is | He dgerow Theatre where he spent,
| daughter, Ruth visited with Mr. that the Govt. knows best—and can | ten years.
| and Mrs. Charles Wittle at Marietta best make all plans for the greater oe er a.
{on Sunday. Icomfort for its children. And, the MOUNT JOY NETSTERS TOO
| Miss Carol Wittle, daughter of Govt, when you get down to brass STRONG FOR MIDDLETOWN
| Charles Wittle: . of . Marietta, is tacks is made up of just people.| The Mt. Joy tennis team scored |
| spending a “few days with her/And how anybody who surmises | decisive 8-1 win Over the Mid-
grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Wit-|that people of no blood connection, distown _Netsters In. an
| tle. which is the Govt. can look after County Tennis League match Sat-
Saturday evening, Rev. ang Mrs. our present and future, better than urday. The winners made a'‘clean
| R. H. Arndt attended the Biblelwe can our ownshelves, surpasses Siveep o He Singles events but
Conference held at the Manormy understanding. Sounds like he fins doubles match,
Camp Meeting grounds. front burner talk to me, says Hen- ie
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Geltmacher| ry. Thanks I says. ¥. Zink MD Menls.
| and family spent Saturday with, yours with the low down, 6-1, 7-5.
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Stoppard and) JIMMY et ld defeated Winter-
3rass, Zyl,
| aly ey Pes Er Pr MJ) defexteq
| family were Sunday guests with| WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON : (MJ) defeated Daley, |
Je: ad Ms, J. E. Godirey and The postponed archery demon- ror (MJ) defeated Halbleib, |
family in York County. stration that was to be given at the | 6-3, 6-1.
Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt mo- playground Monday afternoon was | Cramer (MJ) defeated Myers,
tored to York County to attend helq Wednesday afternoon. 6-3, G1 Doubles
the Bible Conference at Penn The demonstration was given by Kreider and Divit (MJ) defeat-
| Grove Camp, conducted by Rev. Vernon Kinsey, Florin, frem aed Meals and Wintergrass, 6-4, 6-2
{ Ralph Boyer of York. seated position, in a wheel-chair. | Cramer ang Zs JV) defeated
Rev. and Mrs. H. W. Buckwalter'Mr. Kinsey who was injured two Bifishnan Bi Se ( 0 elon
and Ann Wild, of Buffalo, N. Y., years ago has been unable to walk | ed Gernior and Brown, 6-4, 6-4
| Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Musser and ever since, is a member of the York TY
| Mr. and Mrs. John Melhorn andjand Lancaster Archery Clubs. GEVMBERLING HAS SEVEN WINS
| son, Barry of Mount Joy, were] The playground directors, Rob- SINCE JOINING NEW BERN
Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs. [ert Zink, Frank Zink and Mus. Marsh Gemberling, standout
Maurice Frysinger.. Robert Ziegler announced that on | player of the Lancaster Rockets
Mr. and Mrs. Abram Gamber|rainy days, the group will meet in | basketball team at Lancaster and
| entertained on Sunday: Mr. and the high school auditorium. well known Lebanon Valley College
— | Mrs. Salem Gamber of Columbia; This week during craft period the | all around athlete is home this
| Mr. and Mrs. Guy Winters and girls worked with leather making | week on a vacation from playing
family, Mrs. Mark Winters and book markers, coin purses, belts, | baseball with New Bern, N. Caro-
! Mr. and Mrs. Roy Gamber, all of pins and pencil cases. | lina of the Class D. Coastajl Plain!
| Manheim. | A pet show will be held Friday { League. Since joining the team he
! Sunday visitors with Mr. and afternoon. Prizes will be awarded | has won seven victories.
| Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher were: Mr.lin the form of points to earn a trip! Marsh returned home and will
| and Mrs. Lewis Farlow and sons, to Philadelphia to see a ball game. | take unto himself a wife prior io
David and Timothy, of Hopeland;| ———-— . returning to New Bern.
USE T-4-L FOR
ATHLETE'S FCOT
BECAUSE
It has greater
With
carr p
to kill tha m o nt
relief IN ONE HOUR os
at any drug store,
your
Today at
Slean’s Pharmacy
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
WILL BE CLOSED
‘JULY 3rd to 10th
Open 6:00 A. 'M. JULY 10th
BULK AND GALLONS
$1.85
cones
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| 2 gts. - 95¢ — 1 gal. -
Try our old fashioned sugar
with Breyers Ice Cream.
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS, CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON
+ ICE!CREAM
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders on Monday
and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
serve you at any time, please
CALL 3-9163
in CLOSED SUNDAYS
BENNETT'S
LIVE and DRESSED
CHICKENS
FREE
MT. JOY, PA.
ROUTE 1
DIAL
DELIVERY
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3-4929
FOR...
JEWELER
209 West Main St.,
OPEN EVERY EVEN
Watches-Clocks-Jewelry
And Watch itch Repairing
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MT. JOY
ING
FORMICA
Sinktops & Counters
KITCHEN & BATHROOM
Tile Floors Venetian Blinds
LEONARD L. SAFKO
Phone 3-3491 - Mt. Joy, Pa.
17-tf
Quality Meats
A FULL LINE OF
ATi
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St.. Mt. Joy
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Successors To
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FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-49
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Beer!Call 3-4189
For Home Delivery
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—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service
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knowing thoroughly his
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COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
Frey SHOW STARTS AT DUSK' RAN or (LEAR
W FREE PLAYGROUND!
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Glenn Ford, |
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orado, Technicolor,
William Hoiden, Ellen Drew. !
SUN.-MON. ‘Gallant Blade” In
Color, Larry Parks = Marguerite |
Chapman. |
TUE..WED. “Fuller Brush Man” |
GRAND OPENING
AT FLORIN
SATURDAY, JUNE 24
RETURNING BY POPULAR DEMAND
| “The Tumbleweed Caravan”
Jakie, the midget comedian,
Featuring
Also — Jack Haines
AND HIS SMOKEY MOUNTAINEERS
From Station WLBR
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| | FIVE BIG SHOWS
STARTING AT 7:30 P. M.
Chicken Corn Soup ‘Sandwiches
Soft Drinks
Florin Fire Co.
GRETNA PLAYHOUSE
APTN TN ui
* Now Playing — Don't Miss It *
On the Stage of Central Penna’s Most Popular Sum-
mer Theatre —Delightful Comedy
'Heaven Can Wait’
WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28
Gretna's Outstanding Cast In The Original Broad-
way Play From Which Was Made That Famous
Movie Hit “Here Comes Mr. Jordon.”
Curtain 8:30 p. m. | Adm. $1.00 plus tax
EVENINGS J oO ¥ SATURDAYS
SHOWS : MATINEE
7 and 8:00 P. VM AND
SATURDAYS T H E A T R HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 23 - 24
LARRY PARKS — BARBARA HALE
“Jolson Sings Again”
-in-
MONDAY — TUESDAY, JUNE 26 - 27
BARBARA STANWYCK — JAMES MASON
“East Side, West Side”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 28 - 29
MARX BROTHERS — ILONA MASSEY
“Love Happy”
-in-
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 30 - JULY 1
RANDOLPH SCOTT — DOROTHY MALONE
“The Nevadan”
FIRE CO. CARNIVAL
-in-
Mon. Night, July 3
LULU BELLE & SCOTTY
First appearance at Rheems
Famous W, L. S. Barn Dance Stars )
THE GRANDSTAND FROLICS
TEN — GLAMOROUS GIRLS — TEN
Ginger Harris
The biggest Dance Act ever booked at Rheems
THE ADAMSONS
featuring
“THE LADY IN THE MOON"
Sensational — one of the finest acts — Sensational
THE THREE JACKS
LAUGHS — COMEDY — LAUGHS
CHARLIE TRUSSEL’S
(York County’s own Johnny Olsen)
Big Give Away Show Prizes - Galore - Prizes
ROY REBER’S: ORCHESTRA
REMEMBER! REMEMBER!
Your admission ticket can win your choice 1951 Model
Ford, Chevrolet, Plymouth. Studebaker.
GAMES
ADMISSION 50c
EATS
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