Bulletin, . Joy, Pa., Thursday, 15, , MUTT AND JEFF June 1950 By Bud Fisher SE always in the last row. And for the last few weeks I've been trating on one thing — — — — — Is there a shortage of rear-view mirrors in this country? Or is it that most women just check on their front-view and never pay any attention to the rear? Anyway, some of those short-clipped hair- dos featured by allegedly “smart” women do look snappy in the front but the rear-view is a terrible the long-hair styles. with the short-clipped hair may think they look very snappy, but they do not have the male appeal of the women with an abundance of hair. For every woman who makes a fool out of a man, there's another | woman who makes a man out of | a fool. legends has it that some years ago a Giant third baseman made 6 errors on one play. With the bases full he muffed a hit, overthrew first, dropped the return throw, threw wild at home, fumbled the catcher’s return, ad then threw wild again to let the last man score. A fellow who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl isn’t giv- ing the kiss the attention it deserves says Johnny. OWL LAFFS Donegal Airport News | «cs = | man, John Groff, Eimer Groff, ing to Quarryville: 6 to 0. Score: Clair Sharpe, Norman Heisey, Herb Quarryville ab h 0 a | Shelly, John Landis, Jim Endslow,] 30 vay, : 2 Y : A WISE ow | Norman Sprecher, ~ Alired: Gusier ar gp” 711777" 3 0 1 0 Fred Loewen, John Hakvthorne, Bowers rf .............. 3201 Walter Reilly, Phares Landis, Bruce Work vf ................ © 000 When the potato patch is high | Robinson, and Elmer Rice. All these Sie venson C erin 3 2 i 3 e (arid with. weeds and the ground is too] | pilots flew there on. Saturday or H Wenk.......... 3000 wet to pull them, don’t let it both- | Sunday. B Wiggin lf ............ 0000 er you, .be ingenious like Miles| Lew Baltozer made his first solo Reynolds ef ............ 5000 tee : «| flight during the week. iMeC'dell of ............ 4 000 Robinson at Florin. He solved his | 18 : ) Harry Craft f th : 1 Fedrich th ............. 3 0 3 0 problem by running the lawn ral © 2 musica Ringer Ih as 00 00 mower between the rows. He says | group Three Cats and a Rite tame 'p ve $1.00 it worked fine and it looks right | Was a passenger of Earl Heisey and/Clement p ............. 0 00 neat. : Joseph Loraw, Apple ss ............... 3:12 0 Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Nissly flew| %1018 2 . : : t berland Maryland the! Georgie Reigle and Neighbor unborn ary and. over [Mount Joy oa Harry were quite enthused the oth- pa Wilson 3B sian 20 21 er night about picking the first Ralph Kauffman : and Henr IY Zimmerman Iga. 1000 gh picking arop of sugar peas. They went back | Veber each flew to: Atlantic 2b ........:....:. 2011 on Sunday afternoon. jBrown'e ............... 21.97 1 to the lot and marched over to the Aled Gual 4 1 Shupp $50 1.11 1 store triumphantly displaying the eg ugar 18 Won 00 oe Germer 8a 1.000 peas. And then Mama Darrenkamp country trip to Bloomsburg Sunday Strickler 3b ............ 2:1 0 1 threw ‘water on their glee. She in- afternoon. Myers. cof .............. 2010 i : Ye Frey rf ...... EIEN. 1000 formed them they had picked the Boyd 1f .... 1010 immature hull peas and not the LOCAL VF.W. WINS Fogie if ............. 0. 1020 full-grown sugar peas. = - - Darn. FIRST TOURNAMENT GAME Mariin-lf ............. 0410 On Tuesday evening the Mount stock Boi 0010 I'll never tll you how it happens; Joy V.F. W. Post 5752 softballjMcCue p ............... 20 00 but whether I go to a ball game, | team scored a surprising 5 to 1 up- 2 318 5 the movies, church or a show I'm set victoty over the Ephrata V.F.W. QUARRYVILLE ....... 103 020—6 sight. I am definitely on the side of | The women | seriovsLy, —a [MISS B BOP { DON'T HESITATE, | I'M \ — ~ vES! HOW WELL THE WAY 8 BoP i || t ASKED | mSs@ BoPi- pn TWENTY: | TWENTY] oD ARE | | you FIGURE, B BOR | —' | How OLD [| THE LONGER YOU | | | ang! ONE 7 You? r I'M NOT EVEN /* The Spring Air Cruise to Her- | ARE You? You ARE? || HESITATE THE [ |'\ Wy TE — 75] ~. BORN YET! [2 shey sponsored by Penna. Aviation| Sp ——— al OLDER YOUARE' /¢ - ) { Trades Assoc. on Saturday and y 4 - Sundejy was one of the most suc- “ cessful so far. Over 125 airplanes, | flew to Hershey and remained ove] ra | er nights and more than 300 per-| | \ | sons attended the smorgasbord din-| pt ac | ner and dance at the Clubhouse. | Displays and demonstrations of | new aircraft featured the event ~~ 0 | which was attended by a number MOUNT JOY WAS SHUT OUT | of local pilots including Sam Bals- BY QUARRYVILLE 6-0 | bash, Arthur Hostetter; Sim Hor- Mount Joy’s County Junior Le- | ton, Stehman Landis, Gilbert Leh-| gion team took it on ‘the chin los- Post 3367. The offensive hitting Was MOUNT JOY oo. 000 000—0 led by Pete Foley with two doubles R—Sample 2, Bower 2 Stevenson and a ‘single, while ‘Roy * Packerjand Apple. E. Shupp 2. 3b—Bowers. chipped. in with a with 2BB—Herr 2, Estock 1, McCue 1. mates on in’ a big 4-run first inning 10, Estock 2, McCue 4, Excellent pitching by: Clayt Waltz I was given ‘splendid support in ‘the ; field. The ‘game was brought to a omy aE Lracue thrilling finish when Weim W L Pet Nelson pulled a ball that was Ward, Columbia 10 2 .833 eled a hit at the crack of the bat, Mount Jovy. 8 4 oot and a snappy double-play, Foley to Ephrata ............ € 3 067 Packer to Wittle. |Schoeneck ......... 7 5 584 This game was the first of a Petersburg .... 5 7 412 ies of tournament games of the {Lancaster .......... 2 7 222 1 .084 sudden~death variety to determine Manheim Sima rq a V. F. W. 9th District champion The next game for the ; Mt. Joy Friday Night, June 16th team is scheduled tentatively at) East Petersburg at Lancaster. this writing for next Thursday| Mount Joy at Ephrata. night, 7 p. m. at the Boro Field Stiweneck at: Marlen. with the Elizabethtown V. F. W. ic | furnishing the opposition’ | MOUNT JOY DEFEATED |MAYTOWN TUESDAY NITE Mount Joy’s Junior Legion base- {ball team; won a game from May- 3 own, Tuesdaly evening 5 to 4. LOCAL TENNIS TEAM HAS EASY WIN OVER YORK 7-0 Mount Joy came through with a clean sweep of the ‘seven matches, played as they defeated York Rac- quet, 7-0, Saturday, in an Inter County League tennis match. The] final two doubles mafches postponed due to rain. | Singles Zink (MJ) defeated Katz, 6-3. Fellenbaum (MJ) defeated wa on 6-3, 6-2. Crider (MJ) defeated Smith, 6- i 3-1. This weeks definition—Courtesy: The quality that keeps a woman | smiling when a departed guest] stands at the open screen door and |3 lets the flies in. Did you farmers ever try to fig- ure how a furlong got to be a fur- long? I'll bet not. But if you'd like to know, here it is. A furlong means a “furrow” 220 yards long which at one time was : supposed to be the distance a yoke g 8 of oxen could plow a furrow with- out stopping to rest. - ~ - Interest- ing, not? Have you heard the story about the WPA worker whose burning desire in life was a steady job? Well, you'll just have to read it again, I need it to fill the column. This WPA worker finally died— and told St. Peter the only thing he wanted was a job that would last forever. St. Peter gave him a teaspoon and told him to return to earth and shovel the Appalanchian Mountains onto the Rocky Moun- tains one spoonful at a time. But in twenty million years the WPA re- tainer was back to report the job So St. Peter gave him a demi- tasse cup and told him to take all water from the Atlantic ‘Ocean in the Pacific a cupful million years again | are hime out of work. Th a A WISE OWL Divet (MJ) defeated Speice, 6- 3 6-2. Kneisley (MJ) defeated Arbiaugh| -2, 6-2. Germer (MJ) defeated Miller, 6- . 6-0. | Doubles Germer and Kneisley (MJ) de- feated Arbaugh and Miller, 6-0, 6-3. Other majtches rained out. I MOUNT JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. RESULTS | Legion 13 Bachman 2. Mastersonville 11, Salunga 0. Y Legion 4, Mastersonville 3. a VFW 8, Salunga 6 STO AT THE Legion 5, Bachman 0. CHEVROLET SIGN VEFW 8, Mastersonville, 2 | VFW 7, Seiler 2. | Beat the rush! DRIVE IN TO Bachman 6, Mastersonville 4. Legion 5, VFW 1 Newcomer Motors, Inc. Seiler 9, Salunga 2. VFW 5, Seiler 3 (10 innings). Chevrolet Seiler 8, Mastersonville 7 (8 in.).! NOW FOR YOUR Legion 8, Salunga 3. Seiler 3, Mastersonville 0. VFW 9, Bachman 8 Bachman 13, Salunga 9. | AuTOMOB! E MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. LEAGUE STANDING | Team Ww Lr Pte. ip eres $ } 857 | Car ond ina ive Vv. : : save ean. . | will make the inspection — 5 3 625 assure you @ job that's Bachman .......... 3 4 429 darned close to perfection Mastersonville ...... ! 5 167] Salunga oA i 1 Jo STOP! AT | # pons UAT bese To "Newcomer Motors, fine. | SPENC, ENCES not to lose their Chevrolet fh that's why they help you! keep yours West Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA. MRS. EDYTH B. BRUBAKER | Pion: RI, LANCASTER, PA. OFFICIAL PENNSYLVANIA today, | finds in the theatre [for two years with Ethel Barrymore TALENTED COMEDIAN IN GRETNA CAST “The Corn Is Green.” played Charles S. Pursell, talented | v Gretna juvenile, gets a real chance | Extensive stage experience In : . hos tic drama and stock, before and after to show his acting skill in Separ- | ihe war, in which he served in the ate Rooms”, a riotous comedy|y gs. Navy, polished up his acting which opens a week's run on the | kill and made him a natural for i stage of the Gretna Playhouse, Mt. | {clevision. He has appeared in Gretna, Thursday, June 15. nearly fifty TV shows. He also has The young comedian, acclaimed been active in radio and was star by Vernon Rice of the New York | of the program “Meet Babe Sher- Post as one of the great comedy man.” | ity P lus Bacon ih phe. 29 17 32 NORRIS CIDER Vinegar NORRIS FANCY Fruit Cocktail No- 2% can NORRIS FANCY White Corn 39 Pin- Gra 43 | 5c Candies 6/25c¢ Gum & Chiclets 3/10c | Swifts Select Fresh Beef ‘MRS. SPRENKLES HOME-MADE CAKES Hess’ Food Stores MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE | PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811 These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week) | Refrigerator Bottle I gt. 2 can 46 oz. Blended Pineapple and Grapefruit Juice FIRE CO. CARNIVAL Sat. Night, June 17 REMEMBER! REMEMBER! THE GRAND GATE PRIZE Your Choice of A 1951 MODEL Ford, Chevrolet, Plymouth, Studebaker. NOTHING TO BUY, BUT YOUR ADMISSION TICKET. Witness This Big Show THE FIVE ERICKSONS Television fans need not be told what this famous act is RAWHIDE and HIS GANG A top notch comedian and a splendid band. You'll enjoy this. THE STARS of TOMORROW You'll be amazed at this entertainment. DAVE MONAHAN ; See this, Television: Star have his puppets perform. HELEN HAAG & CHIMPANZEES An outstanding Animal Act. GAMES AMUSEMENTS EATS LIVE and DRESSED CHICKENS FREE DELIVERY BLAIN KAUFFMAN MT. JOY, PA. ROUTE 1, DIAL 3-4929 FOR... Watches-Clocks-Jewelry And Watch Repairing Warren H. Greenawalt JEWELER 209 West Main St., MT. JOY OPEN EVERY EVENING Optometrist BOTH MANHEIM AND WILL BE Dr.H.C.Killheffer ELIZABETHTOWN OFFICES CLOSED FROM JUNE 12 TO JUNE 24, INCL. WHITE - WASHING DISINFECTING HESS BROS. Successors To HUBER OBERHOLTZER FLORIN, PENNA. Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930 8-25-tf A FULL LINE OF w ” | West Main St., Mt. Joy Quality Meats Fruits & Vegetables 'KRALL'S Meat Market Beer!Call 3-4189 For Home Delivery WACKER SPRENGER VALLEY FORGE PIEL’S PRIOR ROLLING ROCK ALE & PORTER Victor J. Schmoll —Distributor— OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M. Drive In For Curb Service 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY BULK AND GALLONS 2 qts. - 95¢ — 1 gal. - $1.85 with Breyers Ice Cream. TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS, CLUBS, Etc. WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON ICE CREAM 10 Quarts Or More We must place orders on Monday | and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can serve you at any time, please CALL 23-9163 CLOSED SUNDAYS BENNETT'S Restaurant Try our old fashioned sugar cones | | | | | | | | | | | | { | Electric and Gas | MT. JOY, Also Specialize On FARM MACHINE WELDING AND EQUIPMENT LAWN MOWER SHARPENING Cover's Welding Shop Delta and Marietta Streets PA. Phone 3-5931 When in need of Printing. (any=- thing) kindly remember the Bulletin Welding Automobile and Truck Welding USE FOR ATHLETE'S FOOT BECAUSE— It has greater PENETRATING Power, With 909% undiluted alcohol base, it carries the active medication DEEPLY, to kill the germ on contact, Get happy relief IN ONE HOUR or your 40¢ back at any drug store, Today at Sloan's Pharmacy AAV AANA § FORMICA Sinktops & Counters KITCHEN & BATHROOM WALL TILE Tile Floors Venetian Blinds LEONARD L. SAFKO Phone 3-3491 - Mt. Joy, Pa. 17-tf TONE isBURCE R MILE EAST. ROUTE 422 (Hershey Rd) DOLLAR.A-CAR SOS SuUB- SHAR THURSDAY — NIGHT—INCIDENT - MARINE. FRIDAY SATURDAY, SWORDSMAN, Technicolor, Parks - Ellen Drew. SUNDAY - MONDAY, Keep Flying, Abbott & Costello drew Sisters, plus 3.reeler, BW oF LARAMIE. MB TuEsDAY -WEDNESDAY—SOR. B ROWFUL JONES, Bob Hope, Lu- cille Ball. THE Larry ‘Em - An- WEST [Jf WF CHILDREN UNDER 12 FREE PAIN 3g EDR 1 TC 1 FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK" or (LEAR W FREE PLAYGROUND! GRETNA PLAYHOUSE < "MT. GRETNA, PENNA. * Now Playing — Don't Miss It % Another Hilarious Comedy From Broadway. "Separate Rooms’ WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21 When a Woman-Hater Fools With Women Anything Can Happen Gretna’s Great Cast In a Laugh Riot Curtain 8:30 p. m. Adm. $1.00 plus tax CY EVENINGS J Oo Y SATURDAYS SHOWS MATINEE 7 and 8:00 P. NM AND SATURDAYS T H E A T R HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY—SATURDAY, JUNE 16 - 17 JANE POWELL — ANN SOTHERN “Nancy Goes To Rio” od -in- MONDAY, JUNE 19 AUTRY — SHELIA RYAN “COWBOY AND THE INDIANS” GENE =-in- TUESDAY, JUNE 20 TERRY MOCRE — BEN JOHNSON “Mighty Joe Young” “5 jg -in- WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 21 MICKEY ROONEY — LINA RDMAY “Big Wheel” - 22 American Legion Grounds LIONS CLUB CARNIVA MANHEIM, PA. FRIDAY, JUNE 16th MANHEIM HIGH SCHOOL BAND SATURDAY, JUNE 17th HANK LAWSON’ S ORIGINAL BUMS GOOD. FOOD ~ KIDDIES RIDES ~ ENTERTAINMENT Phone Landisville 4374 ! i 12-3mo. 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