Bulletin,
. Joy, Pa., Thursday,
15, , MUTT AND JEFF
June 1950
By Bud Fisher
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always in the last row. And for the
last few weeks I've been
trating on one thing — — — — —
Is there a shortage of rear-view
mirrors in this country? Or is it
that most women just check on
their front-view and never pay any
attention to the rear? Anyway,
some of those short-clipped hair-
dos featured by allegedly “smart”
women do look snappy in the front
but the rear-view is a terrible
the long-hair styles.
with the short-clipped hair may
think they look very snappy, but
they do not have the male appeal of
the women with an abundance of
hair.
For every woman who makes a
fool out of a man, there's another |
woman who makes a man out of |
a fool.
legends has it that some years
ago a Giant third baseman made 6
errors on one play. With the bases
full he muffed a hit, overthrew first,
dropped the return throw, threw
wild at home, fumbled the catcher’s
return, ad then threw wild again to
let the last man score.
A fellow who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl isn’t giv-
ing the kiss the attention it deserves
says Johnny.
OWL LAFFS Donegal Airport News | «cs =
| man, John Groff, Eimer Groff, ing to Quarryville: 6 to 0. Score:
Clair Sharpe, Norman Heisey, Herb Quarryville ab h 0 a
| Shelly, John Landis, Jim Endslow,] 30 vay, : 2 Y :
A WISE ow | Norman Sprecher, ~ Alired: Gusier ar gp” 711777" 3 0 1 0
Fred Loewen, John Hakvthorne, Bowers rf .............. 3201
Walter Reilly, Phares Landis, Bruce Work vf ................ © 000
When the potato patch is high | Robinson, and Elmer Rice. All these Sie venson C erin 3 2 i 3
e (arid
with. weeds and the ground is too] | pilots flew there on. Saturday or H Wenk.......... 3000
wet to pull them, don’t let it both- | Sunday. B Wiggin lf ............ 0000
er you, .be ingenious like Miles| Lew Baltozer made his first solo Reynolds ef ............ 5000
tee : «| flight during the week. iMeC'dell of ............ 4 000
Robinson at Florin. He solved his | 18 :
) Harry Craft f th : 1 Fedrich th ............. 3 0 3 0
problem by running the lawn ral © 2 musica Ringer Ih as 00 00
mower between the rows. He says | group Three Cats and a Rite tame 'p ve $1.00
it worked fine and it looks right | Was a passenger of Earl Heisey and/Clement p ............. 0 00
neat. : Joseph Loraw, Apple ss ............... 3:12 0
Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Nissly flew| %1018 2
. : : t berland Maryland the!
Georgie Reigle and Neighbor unborn ary and. over [Mount Joy oa
Harry were quite enthused the oth- pa Wilson 3B sian 20 21
er night about picking the first Ralph Kauffman : and Henr IY Zimmerman Iga. 1000
gh picking
arop of sugar peas. They went back | Veber each flew to: Atlantic 2b ........:....:. 2011
on Sunday afternoon. jBrown'e ............... 21.97 1
to the lot and marched over to the Aled Gual 4 1 Shupp $50 1.11 1
store triumphantly displaying the eg ugar 18 Won 00 oe Germer 8a 1.000
peas. And then Mama Darrenkamp country trip to Bloomsburg Sunday Strickler 3b ............ 2:1 0 1
threw ‘water on their glee. She in- afternoon. Myers. cof .............. 2010
i : Ye Frey rf ...... EIEN. 1000
formed them they had picked the Boyd 1f .... 1010
immature hull peas and not the LOCAL VF.W. WINS Fogie if ............. 0. 1020
full-grown sugar peas. = - - Darn. FIRST TOURNAMENT GAME Mariin-lf ............. 0410
On Tuesday evening the Mount stock Boi 0010
I'll never tll you how it happens; Joy V.F. W. Post 5752 softballjMcCue p ............... 20 00
but whether I go to a ball game, | team scored a surprising 5 to 1 up- 2 318 5
the movies, church or a show I'm set victoty over the Ephrata V.F.W. QUARRYVILLE ....... 103 020—6
sight. I am definitely on the side of |
The women |
seriovsLy, —a [MISS B BOP { DON'T HESITATE, | I'M \ — ~ vES! HOW WELL THE WAY
8 BoP i || t ASKED | mSs@ BoPi- pn TWENTY: | TWENTY] oD ARE | | you FIGURE, B BOR |
—' | How OLD [| THE LONGER YOU | | | ang! ONE 7 You? r I'M NOT EVEN /*
The Spring Air Cruise to Her- | ARE You? You ARE? || HESITATE THE [ |'\ Wy TE — 75] ~. BORN YET! [2
shey sponsored by Penna. Aviation| Sp ——— al OLDER YOUARE' /¢ - )
{ Trades Assoc. on Saturday and y 4 -
Sundejy was one of the most suc- “
cessful so far. Over 125 airplanes,
| flew to Hershey and remained ove] ra
| er nights and more than 300 per-| | \
| sons attended the smorgasbord din-| pt ac
| ner and dance at the Clubhouse.
| Displays and demonstrations of
| new aircraft featured the event ~~ 0
| which was attended by a number MOUNT JOY WAS SHUT OUT
| of local pilots including Sam Bals- BY QUARRYVILLE 6-0
| bash, Arthur Hostetter; Sim Hor- Mount Joy’s County Junior Le-
| ton, Stehman Landis, Gilbert Leh-| gion team took it on ‘the chin los-
Post 3367. The offensive hitting Was MOUNT JOY oo. 000 000—0
led by Pete Foley with two doubles R—Sample 2, Bower 2 Stevenson
and a ‘single, while ‘Roy * Packerjand Apple. E. Shupp 2. 3b—Bowers.
chipped. in with a with 2BB—Herr 2, Estock 1, McCue 1.
mates on in’ a big 4-run first inning 10, Estock 2, McCue 4,
Excellent pitching by: Clayt Waltz I
was given ‘splendid support in ‘the ;
field. The ‘game was brought to a omy aE Lracue
thrilling finish when Weim W L Pet
Nelson pulled a ball that was Ward, Columbia 10 2 .833
eled a hit at the crack of the bat, Mount Jovy. 8 4 oot
and a snappy double-play, Foley to Ephrata ............ € 3 067
Packer to Wittle. |Schoeneck ......... 7 5 584
This game was the first of a Petersburg .... 5 7 412
ies of tournament games of the {Lancaster .......... 2 7 222
1 .084
sudden~death variety to determine Manheim Sima rq
a V. F. W. 9th District champion
The next game for the ; Mt. Joy Friday Night, June 16th
team is scheduled tentatively at) East Petersburg at Lancaster.
this writing for next Thursday| Mount Joy at Ephrata.
night, 7 p. m. at the Boro Field Stiweneck at: Marlen.
with the Elizabethtown V. F. W. ic
| furnishing the opposition’ | MOUNT JOY DEFEATED
|MAYTOWN TUESDAY NITE
Mount Joy’s Junior Legion base-
{ball team; won a game from May-
3 own, Tuesdaly evening 5 to 4.
LOCAL TENNIS TEAM HAS
EASY WIN OVER YORK 7-0
Mount Joy came through with a
clean sweep of the ‘seven matches,
played as they defeated York Rac-
quet, 7-0, Saturday, in an Inter
County League tennis match. The]
final two doubles mafches
postponed due to rain. |
Singles
Zink (MJ) defeated Katz,
6-3.
Fellenbaum (MJ) defeated wa
on 6-3, 6-2.
Crider (MJ) defeated Smith, 6- i
3-1.
This weeks definition—Courtesy:
The quality that keeps a woman |
smiling when a departed guest]
stands at the open screen door and |3
lets the flies in.
Did you farmers ever try to fig-
ure how a furlong got to be a fur-
long? I'll bet not. But if you'd like
to know, here it is.
A furlong means a “furrow” 220
yards long which at one time was
: supposed to be the distance a yoke
g 8 of oxen could plow a furrow with-
out stopping to rest. - ~ - Interest-
ing, not?
Have you heard the story about
the WPA worker whose burning
desire in life was a steady job?
Well, you'll just have to read it
again, I need it to fill the column.
This WPA worker finally died—
and told St. Peter the only thing
he wanted was a job that would
last forever.
St. Peter gave him a teaspoon
and told him to return to earth
and shovel the Appalanchian
Mountains onto the Rocky Moun-
tains one spoonful at a time. But in
twenty million years the WPA re-
tainer was back to report the job
So St. Peter gave him a demi-
tasse cup and told him to take all
water from the Atlantic ‘Ocean
in the Pacific a cupful
million years
again | are
hime out of work. Th
a
A WISE OWL
Divet (MJ) defeated Speice, 6- 3
6-2.
Kneisley (MJ) defeated Arbiaugh|
-2, 6-2.
Germer (MJ) defeated Miller, 6-
. 6-0. |
Doubles
Germer and Kneisley (MJ) de-
feated Arbaugh and Miller, 6-0,
6-3.
Other majtches rained out.
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MOUNT JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC.
RESULTS |
Legion 13 Bachman 2.
Mastersonville 11, Salunga 0. Y
Legion 4, Mastersonville 3. a
VFW 8, Salunga 6 STO AT THE
Legion 5, Bachman 0. CHEVROLET SIGN
VEFW 8, Mastersonville, 2 |
VFW 7, Seiler 2. | Beat the rush! DRIVE IN TO
Bachman 6, Mastersonville 4.
Legion 5, VFW 1 Newcomer Motors, Inc.
Seiler 9, Salunga 2.
VFW 5, Seiler 3 (10 innings). Chevrolet
Seiler 8, Mastersonville 7 (8 in.).!
NOW FOR YOUR
Legion 8, Salunga 3.
Seiler 3, Mastersonville 0.
VFW 9, Bachman 8
Bachman 13, Salunga 9. |
AuTOMOB! E
MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC.
LEAGUE STANDING |
Team Ww Lr Pte.
ip eres $ } 857 | Car ond ina ive
Vv. : : save ean. . | will make the inspection —
5 3 625 assure you @ job that's
Bachman .......... 3 4 429 darned close to perfection
Mastersonville ...... ! 5 167]
Salunga oA i 1 Jo STOP! AT |
# pons UAT bese To "Newcomer Motors, fine. |
SPENC,
ENCES not to lose their Chevrolet
fh that's why they help you!
keep yours West Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA.
MRS. EDYTH B. BRUBAKER | Pion:
RI, LANCASTER, PA.
OFFICIAL PENNSYLVANIA
today,
| finds in the theatre
[for two years with Ethel Barrymore
TALENTED COMEDIAN
IN GRETNA CAST
“The Corn Is Green.”
played
Charles S. Pursell, talented | v
Gretna juvenile, gets a real chance | Extensive stage experience In
: . hos tic drama and stock, before and after
to show his acting skill in Separ- | ihe war, in which he served in the
ate Rooms”, a riotous comedy|y gs. Navy, polished up his acting
which opens a week's run on the | kill and made him a natural for
i stage of the Gretna Playhouse, Mt. | {clevision. He has appeared in
Gretna, Thursday, June 15. nearly fifty TV shows. He also has
The young comedian, acclaimed been active in radio and was star
by Vernon Rice of the New York | of the program “Meet Babe Sher-
Post as one of the great comedy man.”
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NORRIS CIDER
Vinegar
NORRIS FANCY
Fruit Cocktail No- 2% can
NORRIS FANCY
White Corn
39
Pin- Gra 43
| 5c Candies 6/25c¢
Gum & Chiclets 3/10c |
Swifts Select Fresh Beef
‘MRS. SPRENKLES HOME-MADE CAKES
Hess’ Food Stores
MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
| PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811
These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
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Refrigerator
Bottle
I gt.
2 can
46 oz.
Blended Pineapple
and Grapefruit Juice
FIRE CO. CARNIVAL
Sat. Night, June 17
REMEMBER! REMEMBER!
THE GRAND GATE PRIZE
Your Choice of A 1951 MODEL
Ford, Chevrolet, Plymouth, Studebaker.
NOTHING TO BUY, BUT YOUR ADMISSION TICKET.
Witness This Big Show
THE FIVE ERICKSONS
Television fans need not be told what this famous act is
RAWHIDE and HIS GANG
A top notch comedian and a splendid band. You'll enjoy this.
THE STARS of TOMORROW
You'll be amazed at this entertainment.
DAVE MONAHAN
; See this, Television: Star have his puppets perform.
HELEN HAAG & CHIMPANZEES
An outstanding Animal Act.
GAMES AMUSEMENTS
EATS
LIVE and DRESSED
CHICKENS
FREE DELIVERY
BLAIN KAUFFMAN
MT. JOY, PA.
ROUTE 1, DIAL 3-4929
FOR...
Watches-Clocks-Jewelry
And Watch Repairing
Warren H. Greenawalt
JEWELER
209 West Main St.,
MT. JOY
OPEN EVERY EVENING
Optometrist
BOTH MANHEIM AND
WILL BE
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
ELIZABETHTOWN OFFICES
CLOSED FROM
JUNE 12 TO JUNE 24, INCL.
WHITE - WASHING
DISINFECTING
HESS BROS.
Successors To
HUBER OBERHOLTZER
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
8-25-tf
A FULL LINE OF
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| West Main St., Mt. Joy
Quality Meats
Fruits & Vegetables
'KRALL'S Meat Market
Beer!Call 3-4189
For Home Delivery
WACKER
SPRENGER
VALLEY FORGE
PIEL’S
PRIOR
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
BULK AND GALLONS
2 qts. - 95¢ — 1 gal. - $1.85
with Breyers Ice Cream.
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS, CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON
ICE CREAM
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders on Monday |
and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
serve you at any time, please
CALL 23-9163
CLOSED SUNDAYS
BENNETT'S
Restaurant
Try our old fashioned sugar cones |
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Also Specialize On
FARM MACHINE WELDING
AND EQUIPMENT
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
Cover's Welding Shop
Delta and Marietta Streets
PA.
Phone 3-5931
When in need of Printing.
(any=-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
Welding
Automobile and Truck Welding
USE FOR
ATHLETE'S FOOT
BECAUSE—
It has greater PENETRATING Power,
With 909% undiluted alcohol base, it
carries the active medication DEEPLY,
to kill the germ on contact, Get happy
relief IN ONE HOUR or your 40¢ back
at any drug store, Today at
Sloan's Pharmacy
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Sinktops & Counters
KITCHEN & BATHROOM
WALL TILE
Tile Floors Venetian Blinds
LEONARD L. SAFKO
Phone 3-3491 - Mt. Joy, Pa.
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R MILE EAST.
ROUTE 422 (Hershey Rd)
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NIGHT—INCIDENT -
MARINE.
FRIDAY SATURDAY,
SWORDSMAN, Technicolor,
Parks - Ellen Drew.
SUNDAY - MONDAY, Keep
Flying, Abbott & Costello
drew Sisters, plus 3.reeler,
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MB TuEsDAY -WEDNESDAY—SOR.
B ROWFUL JONES, Bob Hope, Lu-
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W FREE PLAYGROUND!
GRETNA PLAYHOUSE
< "MT. GRETNA, PENNA.
* Now Playing — Don't Miss It %
Another Hilarious Comedy From Broadway.
"Separate Rooms’
WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21
When a Woman-Hater Fools With Women
Anything Can Happen
Gretna’s Great Cast In a Laugh Riot
Curtain 8:30 p. m.
Adm. $1.00 plus tax
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EVENINGS J Oo Y SATURDAYS
SHOWS MATINEE
7 and 8:00 P. NM AND
SATURDAYS T H E A T R HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.
FRIDAY—SATURDAY, JUNE 16 - 17
JANE POWELL — ANN SOTHERN
“Nancy Goes To Rio”
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MONDAY, JUNE 19
AUTRY — SHELIA RYAN
“COWBOY AND THE INDIANS”
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TUESDAY, JUNE 20
TERRY MOCRE — BEN JOHNSON
“Mighty Joe Young”
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 21
MICKEY ROONEY — LINA RDMAY
“Big Wheel”
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American Legion Grounds
LIONS CLUB
CARNIVA
MANHEIM, PA.
FRIDAY, JUNE 16th
MANHEIM HIGH SCHOOL BAND
SATURDAY, JUNE 17th
HANK LAWSON’ S ORIGINAL BUMS
GOOD. FOOD ~ KIDDIES RIDES ~ ENTERTAINMENT
Phone Landisville 4374
! i 12-3mo. AUTOMOBILE INSPECTION STATION:
Parking Free ADMISSION 50¢ Children under 12 free
PA PO OA Re Re
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Benefit Lions Club Playground
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