Bulletin, Mt. Jov, Pa June 1. 1050, MUTT AND JEFF Thursday, OWL LAFFS] BV A WISE OWL E— | Saw an odd looking site this A. M. A fellow to .the tied to each leg. from Donegal came Acme with a When I asked him explained down pump what the idea was, he “Water on the knee.” Kids ask the darndest questions. We were discussing the changing styles of the various seasons and years when one of us remarked: “At one dress according to the color of your | time it was the fashion to hair. A man with brown hair wore a brown suit and a man with grew hair wore a grey suit.” And before word,. sonny anycne could say a popped up with: “How did a bald- | headed man dress?” This weather may be confusing. Robins and wrens can be wrong, but when you walk out in an eve- | ning and see a lawn mower in every yard — — — that’s Spring! Tommy asked us a very puzzling question, can you answer it? “Does a doctor doctor a doctor according | to the doctored doctor's doctrine of doctoring, or does’ the doctor doing | the other the doctoring doctor docter according to his own ‘doctor- | ing doctrine?”’- - = = = What do | you think? { that | cards | informed me play My nephew the reason they didn’t "on Noah's Ark is because Noah sat on the deck. While his wife was vacationing | relatives a Salunga it for two weeks on eggs, with man “batched” canned soup and cereal. Finally he got cut one of his wife's recipe books and decided to really make a tempting concoction. But he read recipe after recipe and finally gave up. He was licked before he started cause every danged recipe started with “Take a clean dish” - - - - - After two “light house- keeping” that was impossible. weeks of A young lady we know quite well calls her boy {friend a small-taik | cause if there’s nothing to | expert, { say, hell say it. It is said that much depends on habit, and | When | | hired a early the formaticn of don't think I don’t know it. 1 was a baby my woman to wheel me about, and I've been pushed for money ever since. mother Bless the paper clip®It, the safety | pin and scotch tape are all that is| holding civilization together. | Mr. and Mrs. Parr were playing golf. As he drove off the fourth tee, | 3 Mr. Parr sliced badly, and the ball | hit a woman who was also golfing | with her husband. The husband, very angry, walked | over to Mr. Parr. “Why don’t you | watch what your'e doing?” he ask- | ed. “You hit my wife.” “Sorry, old man,” said Mr. Parr, ‘Here's a ball. Take a shot at mine.’ Two ants were running like the wind across a cracker box. | “Say, for Pete's sake,” puffed one of them at last, “what are running | so fast for?” | “Can’t you read?” asked the oth- | er ant. “It says right here “Tear a-| long the dotted line.” A WISE OWL | es evn ctl WD C= GERBERICH SHOE CLUB IN NATIONAL TOURNAMENT The following is the score of the Gerberich Shoe Club bowling team, who participated in the ABC Na- tional Tournament, 5-man event held at Columbus, Ohio on Sunday, | May 28: + 4 3 ) Team FG SG TG Tis. Ray Watts ..... 153 167° 177 497 Christ Kinsey 7169} 132, 451 Oliver Mateer .. 178 180 1674525 Samuel ; Ruhl 149 188 159 {49% John Anderson 121 190 179 "490 Total ........ 751 894 814 2459 - Cs | minated the house and grounds. of $100 was awarded to the Hope | Doc was stuffing things back into | his bag. | you figure that, Shurruf?’’ \/ Wi - = WELL THE EARTH HEY MOY, REVOLVES ON ITS Whey DON AXIS EVERY. 24 THE MOON IN THE DAYTIME ? Five Hours YEH, BUT|RIGHT NOW ITS ON RUSSIA?[ IT DONT THE OTHER SIDE OF WHY (THE WORLD) TE | WHEN | COME IS IT ! a COMIN’ | 2 BACK P| THERE: TONIGHT?) h 4 yw x His, a ea ne AN At By Richard Hill Wilkinson BADIAH LITTLE was dead. | BY \ There were plenty who would A) Ws be glad to hear that news. There were a great majority of other: who didn't care a rap . Obadiah was a mean old man ipo EWS who lived alone on a farm 10 milt west of Fairview. Everyone hated him because he Sunday visitors to Donegal Air- « Minute Jove port were: Mr. and Mrs. John Sch- wanger who visited O. H. Schwang- er and family. John is a member of the the Penn State Flying Club, which Fiction closed mortgages on the n That was situation that confronted Owen and hus 45 members and owns three me when we drove up to invest airplanes. gat. Mr. and Mrs. David Huber of Preliminary investigation re- : vealed the following facts: Obad- Peach Bottom visited Mr. and iah had been killed by a rock Mrs. Clyde Brinser. The Hubers fly thrown through a window near a Luscombe and had their five- which he was sitting, reading. We old daughter with them. knew he had been sitting there] ww prawn, flying a Cub made reading because Moses Morris, a : neighbor had passed by in the early a refueling stop here enroute from evening and noticed the light in Rome, N. Y. to NAAS at Oceana, Obadiah’s window, and noticed Va. sitting beside it. Moses Plans ave that h A ing an all girl fiying club. A num- the cow and started back and no- ber of inquiries have already come ticed that Obadiah had shifted his in. Marlin Young and instructor Jno. Hawthorne flew the 600 mile cross country trip which is a part of the Commercial Pilot Course. Obadiah had gone up underway for organiz- position. Something about the way the old man looked aroused Moses’ curiosity, and he went up close and saw blood on Obadiah's temple. Moses went on home and called the police. Clarence Kaylor has his Ercoupe on the field and is working to get We corrobrated this by talking to his pilot license. neighbors who had heard Moses, Frank Cargiene of Mariana, Pa. calling the cow, and by discovering , graduate of Pittsburgh Institute footprints and hoofprints outside of Aeronautics, and ‘a licensed air- the window, and by the fact that . . Oscar Jones, another neighbor, had plane and engine mechanic has tak- come by while Moses was looking en charge of the maintenance shop in the window. at the local field. So we discounted Moses as a The, newly organized R-D Crop possible suspect, and went to work service Inc. has opened an officé at on the others who had hated Oba- Donegal Airport. This. firm. ‘is ‘a diah, There was, for example, : . : Roscoe Norbert, who lived a mile [combination of and is successor to away, and who had been helping the former Rogers Dusting Service Obadiah with his haying. A neigh- and Donegal Dusting Service. In- bor had heard Obadiah and Roscoe |corporators are Phares Landis, Jno. quarreling over wages that very p.ngis Clyde Rogers, and Wilbert day. O WE CALLED at Roscoe's house, and struck a snag. Roscoe hadn't been home all night. That looked bad, or good, depend- ing on what side of the fence you were on. I sent Owen to hunt up Roscoe, and returned to Obadiah’s Marching Club of Columbia farm. lceived first prize of $150 for being Quite a crowd had gathererd out- the best appearing side. Lights from automobiles illu- from Lancaster county, second prize Rogers. rr lr Memorial Day (From page 1) Ye- fire company Among the cars I noticed Doc pj. Co Orion's little coupe. ja He was inside, and had already begun his , Manheim. The Wrightsville Fire Sold $150 as investigation. 3150 as the “How's it look?’ I asked him. from out of the “Let you know in about an The Ladies Auxiliary to the Shaw- hour.” He glanced up and returned nee Fire Co., Columbia to his work. I scowle )C Was ¢75 a : : to his work. I scowled. Doc was g75 .s the best appearing auxiliary, usually more confident. : 4 the Harrisburg Fire Co., I went the Co., appearing ye- ceived best 91 company county. received and aux- back into bedroom. iliary received $75 as the best ap- pearing auxiliary from out of the “Been dead about five hours,” county. he said. The best appearing Boy Scout “ 0 n ily + How? : Troop was Lancaster Troop 24 Some blunt instrument.” ‘hi ros er which was awarded $50, and the best appearing veteran's organiza- Paul American Legion, received $100; to the Leber Columbia, second prize Elizabethtown tion was the Revere Post, which of $50 went Post 667. The Zink Veterans of Foreign $100 most veterans in line. Judge Bard Spgke Tuesday evening the activities concluded with a program in the park at which Judge Guy K. Bard, U. S. District Court, was the guest speaker. In his speech, he said Am- erica must remain strong, militari- ly, industrially, intelligently spiritually. He was introduced by Ben Groff, entertainment commit- tee chairman, The invocation was given by the Rev. C. F. Helwig while the Rev. John Gable recited Lincoln's “Get- tysburg Address”. The Rev. Thom- Penwell Post No. 5861 Wars, Marie- for having the etta, received was a mean old and everybody hated him, Obadiah man... “The rock, eh?” “Could have been.” Just then Owen came in. He had a tall, rawboned individual with him. “This is Roscoe,” he said, Owen came in again with Moses. as McGregor gave the benedictian. Moses looked important. Selections were given by the High Moses,” I said, “you're a first Band under the direction of class liar. You murdered Obadiah!” Moses’ jaw went slack. ‘‘How do George Houck, music director of the high school. Later in the evening a fireworks g “Easy as pie,” 1 said. “You ; CITY-COUNTY ROQUE LEAGUE started out after your cow and display was held in the park. STANDING stopped by to talk to Obadiah— -— Peam " I Pet | tarts 2 Pd 4 cL. | gbout renewing a morlgage. per MIDGET-MIDGET MEETING Six Ward. Columbia 3 © 1 31} CHARACTER . S, Ss 1 ise. Anyway, > A ’ : Na : EEE you got mad and slugged him with The Mt. Joy ‘Midget Midget base | Mount Joy=... 0a 4 2 666 |} Our differently better methods the stove poker. Then you propped ball players will hold a meeting at Ephrata: .. 0.0. 2 1 666|] of Directing . . . our assiduous him up by the window, lighted the, the home of Mr. Robert Kunkle, on Fast Petersburg .... 3 3 500 || attention to YOUR Family Cus- lamp and put the book in his hand. Columbia Ave. at 6:30 p. m. Friday Schoeneck era 1 2 333 || toms and Traditions lend a “Then you went outside and evening, June 2nd. Manager Kunkle Manheim 0 3 0001 “Character” i Yoo the Window. s.r Fa. Saget SURES Manheim ............ 3d -haracter” to the Tribute you Later, when you came back with Vo" a2 8 Lis payer sent. Lancaster .......... ¢. 3 0001} will always remember pleasant- your cow you saw that Obadiah A ———— ly. had slumped, and you went up to NO HITTER DEFEATED E'TOWN/| Friday Night June 2nd ‘Games, * look, hic is when Oscar Jones Elizabethtown High school base East Petersburg at Schoeneck. came by.” al 3 bv. “of Qi ay YAS There, was, of course, blopd gn {um defending courly chan [Sith Ward at 00 No (Oly 6329 the poker’ fo prove ‘that part of it, pions, “lost to = Paradise igh fa oun Joy: at Vani em. : but’ it ‘was ‘What. the doc that Lancaster Tuesday 5 to 1. Clayt | gave me thetreal ‘lead, Dead five Frackman pitching a no-hitter, tells hours. ; Well, five hours ago the sun|the story. was shining, and a mean old man Qe ree ke | Obadia 3 vogldy t bum ofl Everybody in this locality reads : |The Bulletin—that's* why its adver= Bulletin Advertisers | tisers get such excellent results. At Mount Gretna |THE LOW DOWN Alan Gordan, hai Whig ew from fod 1 0, Ss P| rr ORY GROVE in “Let Us Be Gay”, brilliant com- edy hit, which will usher in the You know folks, our economists, we take 'em too serious. They talk in 3 and 4 and 5 syllable words— impress us immensely-—we are not too sure but maybe they are saying something. Most of them had ex- perience in business to the maxi- mum extent of keeping some place within gunshot of the remittance budget set up by their pop and mom, who hustled them off to the Big University. Everybody © is for I am for same—also I am for ‘wis- dom from experience. But we are educating some of our youth be- yond their understanding and ca- But even so, we might stagger along the load if these inexperienced boys and girls with sheepskins, fresh out of col- lege, were not snapped up pronto by the Govt, and put at the throt- education— pacity. under ALAN GORDON summer theatre season at Mount Gretna, Thursday night, June 8th. He. : 3 Gordon's stage career was inter- What is a solution, says Henry, rupted by the war in which he had | me that. Well, 1 says, ! served as a B-26 bomber pilot with would cut down the university term from 4 to 2 years. Thereby 64 missions to his credit, but he : nO z re : now seems headed for stardom ag | than half would get out in 2 = | vears 5 DOVE: C ’ ke he has come to the front rapidly in years—the boys could Px ig the past several years. the girls would have their man by rp that time—it would relieve the WATER HEATING SERVICE 300 ha : er unneeded psychol- Pennsylvania Power & Light Co. ogists, and social scientists, which today filed, with the Pennsylvania : Sambo otherwise would grab and Public Utility Commission, a sup- ; put on the payroll. plement to its residential electric > Well now, says Henry, you final- rate, to hecome effective July 25th, ly have a solution that might click 1950, provide lower —you surprise me. Thank you very costs for electric water economists, which will residential much, I says. Yours with the low down, JIMMY FE heating service. The new rate applies first 150 kilowatt-hours der the regular steps of the com- after the billed un- : : . STANDING OF LEAGUE pany’s residential rate schedule.| : 00 At this point the electric water Team w kL 9 heating customer receives a spec- Seiler .............. 2 1 B67 ial one-cent per kilowatt-hour rate | Bachman seis 2 1 667. for a specified number of kilowatt | Lesion Freee suey 1 1 509 hours depending upon the size of 1 1 200 the water ‘heater in service, after Salunga ............ 1 3 250 Mastersonville ...... 0 0 060 the residential rate blocks again apply. which regular Presently the lowest step in the company’s resi- Beer!Call 3-4189 dential rate is one-and-one-half' cents per kilowatt-hour. The new For Home Delivery schedule applies where water heat- | WACKER ing service is provided solely by | VA electricity, where the heater is of PIEL'S PRIOR the standard, two-element, pres- sure type and of at least 30 gallons ROLLING ROCK ALE & PORTER Victor J. Schmoll —Distributor— OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M. Drive In For Curb Service in capacity, and where standard in- stallation requirements are met by the customer. Mr. D. C. Oberholtzer, stated the util- ity's district manager, that MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. LEAGUE SCHEDULE KEY TO TEAMS 1. Seiler 4. Mastersonville 2. Bachman 5. Salunga 3. Legio 6. . RW, gp " ‘Rt ry" LANDISVILLE and SALUNGA — irs ail . Friday, June 2 .. 6:00 4.3 A | Tuesday and’ Friday Monday, June 5...,.... 6:00 , 3.2] 7:15 5.4) Wednesday, June 7 ..,, 6:00 1.6] YOU PHONE — 3 4071 — WE CALL 7:15 2-4) Friday, June 9 ... 6:00 6-3 - > 7:16 Te 5 Monday,” June 12 ,..... 6:00 ' 2. 6 7:16 3-5] Seiten es A Wednesday, June 14 ,.. 6:00 1-4 7:15 2.5 THUR. Dollar-A-Car Night, Bow Friday, June 16 ,...... 6:00 1.3] ery Boys - ‘News Houhds" *‘High- 7:15 6-4 way 13", Robert Lowery. FRI, ky AT., Randolph Scott . Margue- Second Half AH SAT uCorqner Greek? ‘ i : lor. SUN.-MON. “The Black Monday, 6:00 1.2 ho, Color Louis Hayward, Janet . 7:15 3.4 Blair.. TUES. - WED. “Wake of Wednesday, June 28 6:00 5.6 The Red Witch, ‘John Wayne : i Gail Russell. Friday, June 30 ....... 6:00 4.5 7:15" 6 . 1 STARTS SReRAIN AR? Monday, July 10 ....... 6:00 4 .2]2 SHOWS STABIS at DUSRe RAIN OF CLEAR! 7:15 3-6 NIGHTLY SESS Wednesday, July 12 ... 6:00 5.1 7:15 6-2 Friday, July 1B ....... 6:00 5.3! —————————————— bat 7:3 4.1 Monday, July 17 ...... . 6:00 5.2] 7:15 3 11 Wednesday, July 19 6:00 4 . 6 | 7:15 24.1 Friday, July 21 ,...... 6:00 4 .3 7:15 6 -5 Monday, July 24 ....... 600 3.2 MT. GRETNA, PENNA. Wednesday, July 26 .., 6:00 : - of ’ ® . iB 5 O Friday, July 28 ....... goo 6.30 XK eason's pening x 7:15 1 5 Monday, July 31 ...... 6:00 2-6 fae Jv ~ 7:15 3.5 On Stage of Central Pennsylvania's Most Popular Summer Wednesday, August 2 6:00 1.4 A Lf % 7115 2.5 Theatre — Week Starting Friday, August 4 6:00 1.3 7:15 6-4 a i ett. ——— Eicherlys PICK-UP and DELIVERY MOUNT JOY == Every Weekday FLORIN = Monday and Friday MAYTOWN and VICINITY «== Monday and Thursday a th SI SSN A A AN LN i Lt » a A A eM Se A Rm en I I IR in rn ep TTS USE T-4-L FOR ATHLETE'S FOOT BECAUSE— It has greater PENETRATING Powe With 909 undiluted alcohol base, carries the active medication DEEPLY, to kill the germ on contact. Get happy relief IN ONE HOUR or your 40¢ back at any drug store. Today at Sloan's Pharmacy Thursday, June 8 BRILLIANT CAST OF BROADWAY 5 AND HOLLYWOOD PLAYERS Smash Stage and Screen Comedy Hit BENNETT’S Restaurant 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY BULK AND GALLONS TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- TIONS, CLUBS, Etc WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON ICE CREAM 10 Quarts Or More We must place orders on Monday ! and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can serve you at any time, please CALL 3-9163 CLOSED SUNDAYS x Let Us Be Gay" Curtain 8:30 p. m. Adm. $1.00 plus tax EVENINGS J oO Y SATURDAYS SLOWS MATINEE 7 and 8:00 P. NV AND SATURDAYS T H EA T R E HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 2- 3 DAN DAILEY — CORINNE CALVET -in- A “When Willie Comes Marching Home’ MONDAY, JUNE 5 JAMES MASON — BARBARA BEL GEDDES “Caught” -in- i TUESDAY, JUNE 6 the number of electric water heat- ers in use in the company’s service area has more than trippled in the] last four years. MOUNT JOY DEFEATED THE MARKET BASKET A GOOD HABIT GOES A LONG WAY EVERY FRIDAY (On to the Market Basket) 4109p m. MANHEIM TENNIS TEAM The local tennis team dropped enly one singles match Saturday 59-61 COLLEGE AVE., ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. afternoon in scoring an 8-1 Inter- County Tennis League decision ov- er Manheim on the lecal courts. Singles Zink (MJ) defeated Mull 6-1, 6-1. Your Regular 10 PRIZES AWARDED FRIDAY BE SURE TO BRING YOUR NUMBERS ALONG. Appointment -in- ‘Keep ’Em Flying” BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 7 - 8 HUMPHREY BOGART — ELEANOR PARKER **Chain Lightning” -in=- 3 | Everybody In This Locality Reads The Bulletin Crider (MJ) defeated G. Young, | — 6-0, 6-2. Divet (MJ) defeated D. Young Dr.H.C.Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM 6-2, 6-0. Germer (MJ) defeated Earhart 6-3, 6-0. Stern (M) defeated Ranck, 6-0, 6-0. Kramer (MJ) defeated Rettew, 163 S. Charlotte St, : 7-9, 3-6, 6-2. Doutil Telephone 137.R yubles L 3: Mon, & W . 9.5: Zink and Germer (MJ) defeated Tues. Fri. Sunes. J SW Mull and Frey, 7-9, 6-2, 6-2. Crider and Brown (MJ) defeated D. Young and G. Young, 6-3, 6-1. Ranck and Divet (MJ) defeated Stern and Rettew, 6-0, 6-1. on — Tues Fri. Sat, 9:30.1:00.2.5 P. M, ELIZABETHTOWN 16 E. High St, Telephone 24-R MOUNT JOY SOFTBALL LEAGUE SCORES Legion 17, Salunga 4. Seiler 3, Mastersonville Bachman 6, Salunga 5 SHEET North Duke Street At Lemon LANCASTER, PENNA. 3 (tie). Seiler 8, Legion 5. American Legion Grounds LIONS CLUB CARNIVAL MANHEIM, PA. Western Tunes FRIDAY, JUNE 9 North Carolina Ridge Runners WLAN Artists BLU SATURDAY, JUNE 10 E RIDGE BOYS Harrisburg * Radio Artists i Te Fok GOOD FOOD ~ KIDDIES RIDES ~ ENTERTAINMENT Benefit Lions Club Playground =% |
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