Bulletin, Mt. Jov, Pa
June 1. 1050,
MUTT AND JEFF
Thursday,
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A WISE OWL
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Saw an odd looking site this A.
M. A fellow
to .the
tied to each leg.
from Donegal came
Acme with a
When I asked him
explained
down pump
what the idea was, he
“Water on the knee.”
Kids ask the darndest questions.
We were discussing the changing
styles of the various seasons and
years when one of us remarked:
“At one
dress according to the color of your |
time it was the fashion to
hair. A man with brown hair wore
a brown suit and a man with grew
hair wore a grey suit.” And before
word,. sonny
anycne could say a
popped up with: “How did a bald- |
headed man dress?”
This weather may be confusing.
Robins and wrens can be wrong,
but when you walk out in an eve- |
ning and see a lawn mower in every
yard — — — that’s Spring!
Tommy asked us a very puzzling
question, can you answer it? “Does
a doctor doctor a doctor according |
to the doctored doctor's doctrine of
doctoring, or does’ the doctor doing |
the other
the doctoring doctor
docter according to his own ‘doctor- |
ing doctrine?”’- - = = = What do |
you think? {
that |
cards |
informed me
play
My nephew
the reason they didn’t
"on Noah's Ark is because Noah sat
on the deck.
While his wife was vacationing |
relatives a Salunga
it for two weeks on eggs,
with man
“batched”
canned soup and cereal. Finally he
got cut one of his wife's recipe
books and decided to really make
a tempting concoction. But he read
recipe after recipe and finally gave
up. He was licked before he started
cause every danged recipe started
with “Take a clean dish” - - - - -
After two “light house-
keeping” that was impossible.
weeks of
A young lady we know quite well
calls her boy {friend a small-taik |
cause if there’s nothing to |
expert,
{
say, hell say it.
It is said that much depends on
habit, and |
When |
|
hired a
early
the formaticn of
don't think I don’t know it.
1 was a baby my
woman to wheel me about, and I've
been pushed for money ever since.
mother
Bless the paper clip®It, the safety |
pin and scotch tape are all that is|
holding civilization together.
|
Mr. and Mrs. Parr were playing
golf. As he drove off the fourth tee, | 3
Mr. Parr sliced badly, and the ball |
hit a woman who was also golfing |
with her husband.
The husband, very angry, walked |
over to Mr. Parr. “Why don’t you |
watch what your'e doing?” he ask- |
ed. “You hit my wife.”
“Sorry, old man,” said Mr. Parr,
‘Here's a ball. Take a shot at
mine.’
Two ants were running like the
wind across a cracker box. |
“Say, for Pete's sake,” puffed one
of them at last, “what are running |
so fast for?” |
“Can’t you read?” asked the oth- |
er ant. “It says right here “Tear a-|
long the dotted line.”
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GERBERICH SHOE CLUB
IN NATIONAL TOURNAMENT
The following is the score of the
Gerberich Shoe Club bowling team,
who participated in the ABC Na-
tional Tournament, 5-man event
held at Columbus, Ohio on Sunday, |
May 28: + 4 3 )
Team FG SG TG Tis.
Ray Watts ..... 153 167° 177 497
Christ Kinsey 7169} 132, 451
Oliver Mateer .. 178 180 1674525
Samuel ; Ruhl 149 188 159 {49%
John Anderson 121 190 179 "490
Total ........ 751 894 814 2459
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| Doc was stuffing things back into
| his bag.
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By Richard Hill Wilkinson
BADIAH LITTLE was dead. | BY \
There were plenty who would A) Ws
be glad to hear that news. There
were a great majority of other:
who didn't care a rap .
Obadiah was a mean old man ipo EWS
who lived alone on a farm 10 milt
west of Fairview. Everyone hated
him because he Sunday visitors to Donegal Air-
« Minute Jove port were: Mr. and Mrs. John Sch-
wanger who visited O. H. Schwang-
er and family. John is a member of
the the Penn State Flying Club, which
Fiction closed mortgages
on the n
That was
situation that confronted Owen and hus 45 members and owns three
me when we drove up to invest airplanes.
gat. Mr. and Mrs. David Huber of
Preliminary investigation re- :
vealed the following facts: Obad- Peach Bottom visited Mr. and
iah had been killed by a rock Mrs. Clyde Brinser. The Hubers fly
thrown through a window near a Luscombe and had their five-
which he was sitting, reading. We old daughter with them.
knew he had been sitting there] ww prawn, flying a Cub made
reading because Moses Morris, a :
neighbor had passed by in the early a refueling stop here enroute from
evening and noticed the light in Rome, N. Y. to NAAS at Oceana,
Obadiah’s window, and noticed Va.
sitting beside it. Moses Plans ave
that h A ing an all girl fiying club. A num-
the cow and started back and no- ber of inquiries have already come
ticed that Obadiah had shifted his in.
Marlin Young and instructor Jno.
Hawthorne flew the 600 mile cross
country trip which is a part of the
Commercial Pilot Course.
Obadiah
had gone up
underway for organiz-
position.
Something about the way the
old man looked aroused Moses’
curiosity, and he went up close
and saw blood on Obadiah's
temple. Moses went on home
and called the police.
Clarence Kaylor has his Ercoupe
on the field and is working to get
We corrobrated this by talking to his pilot license.
neighbors who had heard Moses, Frank Cargiene of Mariana, Pa.
calling the cow, and by discovering , graduate of Pittsburgh Institute
footprints and hoofprints outside of Aeronautics, and ‘a licensed air-
the window, and by the fact that . .
Oscar Jones, another neighbor, had plane and engine mechanic has tak-
come by while Moses was looking en charge of the maintenance shop
in the window. at the local field.
So we discounted Moses as a The, newly organized R-D Crop
possible suspect, and went to work service Inc. has opened an officé at
on the others who had hated Oba- Donegal Airport. This. firm. ‘is ‘a
diah, There was, for example, : . :
Roscoe Norbert, who lived a mile [combination of and is successor to
away, and who had been helping the former Rogers Dusting Service
Obadiah with his haying. A neigh- and Donegal Dusting Service. In-
bor had heard Obadiah and Roscoe |corporators are Phares Landis, Jno.
quarreling over wages that very p.ngis Clyde Rogers, and Wilbert
day.
O WE CALLED at Roscoe's
house, and struck a snag.
Roscoe hadn't been home all night.
That looked bad, or good, depend-
ing on what side of the fence you
were on. I sent Owen to hunt up
Roscoe, and returned to Obadiah’s Marching Club of Columbia
farm. lceived first prize of $150 for being
Quite a crowd had gathererd out- the best appearing
side. Lights from automobiles illu- from Lancaster county, second prize
Rogers.
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Memorial Day
(From page 1)
Ye-
fire company
Among the cars I noticed Doc pj. Co
Orion's little coupe. ja
He was inside, and had already
begun his
, Manheim.
The Wrightsville Fire
Sold $150 as
investigation. 3150 as the
“How's it look?’ I asked him. from out of the
“Let you know in about an The Ladies Auxiliary to the Shaw-
hour.” He glanced up and returned nee Fire Co., Columbia
to his work. I scowle )C Was ¢75 a : :
to his work. I scowled. Doc was g75 .s the best appearing auxiliary,
usually more confident. : 4
the Harrisburg Fire Co.,
I went the
Co.,
appearing
ye-
ceived best
91 company county.
received
and aux-
back into bedroom.
iliary received $75 as the best ap-
pearing auxiliary from out of the
“Been dead about five hours,” county.
he said. The best appearing Boy Scout
“ 0 n ily
+ How? : Troop was Lancaster Troop 24
Some blunt instrument.” ‘hi ros er
which was awarded $50, and the
best appearing veteran's organiza-
Paul
American Legion,
received $100;
to the
Leber
Columbia,
second prize
Elizabethtown
tion was the Revere
Post,
which
of $50 went
Post 667.
The Zink
Veterans of Foreign
$100
most veterans in line.
Judge Bard Spgke
Tuesday evening the activities
concluded with a program in the
park at which Judge Guy K. Bard,
U. S. District Court, was the guest
speaker. In his speech, he said Am-
erica must remain strong, militari-
ly, industrially, intelligently
spiritually. He was introduced by
Ben Groff, entertainment commit-
tee chairman,
The invocation was given by the
Rev. C. F. Helwig while the Rev.
John Gable recited Lincoln's “Get-
tysburg Address”. The Rev. Thom-
Penwell Post No. 5861
Wars, Marie-
for having the
etta, received
was a mean old and
everybody hated him,
Obadiah
man...
“The rock, eh?”
“Could have been.”
Just then Owen came in. He
had a tall, rawboned individual
with him. “This is Roscoe,” he
said,
Owen came in again with Moses. as McGregor gave the benedictian.
Moses looked important. Selections were given by the High
Moses,” I said, “you're a first Band under the direction of
class liar. You murdered Obadiah!”
Moses’ jaw went slack. ‘‘How do
George Houck, music director of
the high school.
Later in the evening a fireworks
g
“Easy as pie,” 1 said. “You ; CITY-COUNTY ROQUE LEAGUE
started out after your cow and display was held in the park. STANDING
stopped by to talk to Obadiah— -— Peam " I Pet
| tarts 2 Pd 4 cL.
| gbout renewing a morlgage. per MIDGET-MIDGET MEETING Six Ward. Columbia 3 © 1 31} CHARACTER .
S, Ss 1 ise. Anyway, > A ’ : Na : EEE
you got mad and slugged him with The Mt. Joy ‘Midget Midget base | Mount Joy=... 0a 4 2 666 |} Our differently better methods
the stove poker. Then you propped ball players will hold a meeting at Ephrata: .. 0.0. 2 1 666|] of Directing . . . our assiduous
him up by the window, lighted the, the home of Mr. Robert Kunkle, on Fast Petersburg .... 3 3 500 || attention to YOUR Family Cus-
lamp and put the book in his hand. Columbia Ave. at 6:30 p. m. Friday Schoeneck era 1 2 333 || toms and Traditions lend a
“Then you went outside and evening, June 2nd. Manager Kunkle Manheim 0 3 0001 “Character” i
Yoo the Window. s.r Fa. Saget SURES Manheim ............ 3d -haracter” to the Tribute you
Later, when you came back with Vo" a2 8 Lis payer sent. Lancaster .......... ¢. 3 0001} will always remember pleasant-
your cow you saw that Obadiah A ———— ly.
had slumped, and you went up to NO HITTER DEFEATED E'TOWN/| Friday Night June 2nd ‘Games, *
look, hic is when Oscar Jones Elizabethtown High school base East Petersburg at Schoeneck.
came by.” al 3 bv. “of Qi ay YAS
There, was, of course, blopd gn {um defending courly chan [Sith Ward at 00 No (Oly 6329
the poker’ fo prove ‘that part of it, pions, “lost to = Paradise igh fa oun Joy: at Vani em. :
but’ it ‘was ‘What. the doc that Lancaster Tuesday 5 to 1. Clayt |
gave me thetreal ‘lead, Dead five Frackman pitching a no-hitter, tells
hours. ; Well, five hours ago the sun|the story.
was shining, and a mean old man Qe ree
ke | Obadia 3 vogldy t bum ofl Everybody in this locality reads
: |The Bulletin—that's* why its adver=
Bulletin Advertisers | tisers get such excellent results.
At Mount Gretna |THE LOW DOWN
Alan Gordan, hai Whig ew from
fod 1 0, Ss P| rr ORY GROVE
in “Let Us Be Gay”, brilliant com-
edy hit, which will usher in the You know folks, our economists,
we take 'em too serious. They talk
in 3 and 4 and 5 syllable words—
impress us immensely-—we are not
too sure but maybe they are saying
something. Most of them had ex-
perience in business to the maxi-
mum extent of keeping some place
within gunshot of the remittance
budget set up by their pop and
mom, who hustled them off to the
Big University.
Everybody © is for
I am for same—also I am for ‘wis-
dom from experience. But we are
educating some of our youth be-
yond their understanding and ca-
But even so, we might
stagger along the load if
these inexperienced boys and girls
with sheepskins, fresh out of col-
lege, were not snapped up pronto
by the Govt, and put at the throt-
education—
pacity.
under
ALAN GORDON
summer theatre season at
Mount
Gretna, Thursday night, June 8th. He. : 3
Gordon's stage career was inter- What is a solution, says Henry,
rupted by the war in which he had | me that. Well, 1 says, !
served as a B-26 bomber pilot with would cut down the university
term from 4 to 2 years. Thereby
64 missions to his credit, but he :
nO z re :
now seems headed for stardom ag | than half would get out in 2
= | vears 5 DOVE: C ’ ke
he has come to the front rapidly in years—the boys could Px ig
the past several years. the girls would have their man by
rp that time—it would relieve the
WATER HEATING SERVICE 300 ha
: er unneeded psychol-
Pennsylvania Power & Light Co. ogists, and social scientists, which
today filed, with the Pennsylvania
: Sambo otherwise would grab and
Public Utility Commission, a sup-
; put on the payroll.
plement to its residential electric
> Well now, says Henry, you final-
rate, to hecome effective July 25th, ly have a solution that might click
1950, provide lower
—you surprise me. Thank you very
costs for electric water
economists,
which will
residential much, I says.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
FE
heating service.
The new rate applies
first 150 kilowatt-hours
der the regular steps of the com-
after the
billed un-
: : . STANDING OF LEAGUE
pany’s residential rate schedule.| : 00
At this point the electric water Team w kL 9
heating customer receives a spec- Seiler .............. 2 1 B67
ial one-cent per kilowatt-hour rate | Bachman seis 2 1 667.
for a specified number of kilowatt | Lesion Freee suey 1 1 509
hours depending upon the size of 1 1 200
the water ‘heater in service, after Salunga ............ 1 3 250
Mastersonville ...... 0 0 060
the residential rate
blocks again apply.
which regular
Presently the
lowest step in the company’s resi-
Beer!Call 3-4189
dential rate is one-and-one-half'
cents per kilowatt-hour. The new For Home Delivery
schedule applies where water heat- | WACKER
ing service is provided solely by | VA
electricity, where the heater is of PIEL'S
PRIOR
the standard, two-element, pres-
sure type and of at least 30 gallons
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service
in capacity, and where standard in-
stallation requirements are met by
the customer.
Mr. D. C. Oberholtzer,
stated
the util-
ity's district manager, that
MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC.
LEAGUE SCHEDULE
KEY TO TEAMS
1. Seiler 4. Mastersonville
2. Bachman 5. Salunga
3. Legio 6. . RW,
gp " ‘Rt ry" LANDISVILLE and SALUNGA —
irs ail .
Friday, June 2 .. 6:00 4.3
A | Tuesday and’ Friday
Monday, June 5...,.... 6:00 , 3.2]
7:15 5.4)
Wednesday, June 7 ..,, 6:00 1.6] YOU PHONE — 3 4071 — WE CALL
7:15 2-4)
Friday, June 9 ... 6:00 6-3 - >
7:16 Te 5
Monday,” June 12 ,..... 6:00 ' 2. 6
7:16 3-5] Seiten es A
Wednesday, June 14 ,.. 6:00 1-4
7:15 2.5
THUR. Dollar-A-Car Night, Bow
Friday, June 16 ,...... 6:00 1.3] ery Boys - ‘News Houhds" *‘High-
7:15 6-4 way 13", Robert Lowery. FRI,
ky AT., Randolph Scott . Margue-
Second Half AH SAT uCorqner Greek?
‘ i : lor. SUN.-MON. “The Black
Monday, 6:00 1.2 ho, Color Louis Hayward, Janet
. 7:15 3.4 Blair.. TUES. - WED. “Wake of
Wednesday, June 28 6:00 5.6 The Red Witch, ‘John Wayne
: i Gail Russell.
Friday, June 30 ....... 6:00 4.5
7:15" 6 . 1 STARTS SReRAIN AR?
Monday, July 10 ....... 6:00 4 .2]2 SHOWS STABIS at DUSRe RAIN OF CLEAR!
7:15 3-6 NIGHTLY SESS
Wednesday, July 12 ... 6:00 5.1
7:15 6-2
Friday, July 1B ....... 6:00 5.3! —————————————— bat
7:3 4.1
Monday, July 17 ...... . 6:00 5.2]
7:15 3 11
Wednesday, July 19 6:00 4 . 6 |
7:15 24.1
Friday, July 21 ,...... 6:00 4 .3
7:15 6 -5
Monday, July 24 ....... 600 3.2 MT. GRETNA, PENNA.
Wednesday, July 26 .., 6:00 : - of ’ ® .
iB 5 O
Friday, July 28 ....... goo 6.30 XK eason's pening x
7:15 1 5
Monday, July 31 ...... 6:00 2-6 fae
Jv ~ 7:15 3.5 On Stage of Central Pennsylvania's Most Popular Summer
Wednesday, August 2 6:00 1.4 A Lf %
7115 2.5 Theatre — Week Starting
Friday, August 4 6:00 1.3
7:15 6-4
a i ett. ———
Eicherlys
PICK-UP and DELIVERY
MOUNT JOY ==
Every Weekday
FLORIN =
Monday and Friday
MAYTOWN and VICINITY «==
Monday and Thursday
a th SI SSN A A AN LN i Lt »
a A A eM Se A Rm en I I IR in rn ep TTS
USE T-4-L FOR
ATHLETE'S FOOT
BECAUSE—
It has greater PENETRATING Powe
With 909 undiluted alcohol base,
carries the active medication DEEPLY,
to kill the germ on contact. Get happy
relief IN ONE HOUR or your 40¢ back
at any drug store. Today at
Sloan's Pharmacy
Thursday, June 8
BRILLIANT CAST OF BROADWAY
5 AND HOLLYWOOD PLAYERS
Smash Stage and Screen Comedy Hit
BENNETT’S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
BULK AND GALLONS
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS, CLUBS, Etc
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON
ICE CREAM
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders on Monday !
and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
serve you at any time, please
CALL 3-9163
CLOSED SUNDAYS
x Let Us Be Gay"
Curtain 8:30 p. m.
Adm. $1.00 plus tax
EVENINGS J oO Y SATURDAYS
SLOWS MATINEE
7 and 8:00 P. NV AND
SATURDAYS T H EA T R E HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 2- 3
DAN DAILEY — CORINNE CALVET -in- A
“When Willie Comes Marching Home’
MONDAY, JUNE 5
JAMES MASON — BARBARA BEL GEDDES
“Caught”
-in- i
TUESDAY, JUNE 6
the number of electric water heat-
ers in use in the company’s service
area has more than trippled in the]
last four years.
MOUNT JOY DEFEATED
THE MARKET BASKET
A GOOD HABIT GOES A LONG WAY
EVERY FRIDAY (On to the Market Basket)
4109p m.
MANHEIM TENNIS TEAM
The local tennis team dropped
enly one singles match Saturday 59-61 COLLEGE AVE.,
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
afternoon in scoring an 8-1 Inter-
County Tennis League decision ov-
er Manheim on the lecal courts.
Singles
Zink (MJ) defeated Mull 6-1, 6-1.
Your
Regular
10 PRIZES AWARDED FRIDAY
BE SURE TO BRING YOUR NUMBERS ALONG.
Appointment
-in-
‘Keep ’Em Flying”
BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 7 - 8
HUMPHREY BOGART — ELEANOR PARKER
**Chain Lightning”
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| Everybody In This Locality Reads The Bulletin
Crider (MJ) defeated G. Young, | —
6-0, 6-2.
Divet (MJ) defeated D. Young
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
6-2, 6-0.
Germer (MJ) defeated Earhart 6-3,
6-0.
Stern (M) defeated Ranck, 6-0, 6-0.
Kramer (MJ) defeated Rettew, 163 S. Charlotte St, :
7-9, 3-6, 6-2. Doutil Telephone 137.R
yubles
L 3: Mon, & W . 9.5:
Zink and Germer (MJ) defeated Tues. Fri. Sunes. J SW
Mull and Frey, 7-9, 6-2, 6-2.
Crider and Brown (MJ) defeated
D. Young and G. Young, 6-3, 6-1.
Ranck and Divet (MJ) defeated
Stern and Rettew, 6-0, 6-1.
on —
Tues Fri. Sat,
9:30.1:00.2.5 P. M,
ELIZABETHTOWN
16 E. High St,
Telephone 24-R
MOUNT JOY SOFTBALL
LEAGUE SCORES
Legion 17, Salunga 4.
Seiler 3, Mastersonville
Bachman 6, Salunga 5
SHEET
North Duke Street At Lemon
LANCASTER, PENNA.
3 (tie).
Seiler 8, Legion 5.
American Legion Grounds
LIONS CLUB
CARNIVAL
MANHEIM, PA.
Western Tunes
FRIDAY, JUNE 9
North Carolina Ridge Runners
WLAN Artists
BLU
SATURDAY, JUNE 10
E RIDGE BOYS
Harrisburg * Radio Artists
i Te Fok
GOOD FOOD ~ KIDDIES RIDES ~ ENTERTAINMENT
Benefit Lions Club Playground
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