real ors Pa. -—v \U/ IP” EY amma pe od i } rr A rE Tams RE RI PRES | LAFFS BOWLING! WEEK OF SEPT. 2 | Good's FG SG TG TI IC. Garman .... 158 179 169 506 | Herr 141 94 168 403 'E. Brown ....... 185 166 146 497 WM. Good ....... 203 151 193 547 Dougherty ...... 47 197 171 515 Totals .......... 834 787 847 2468 Barnhart’s FG SG TG Tl Barnhart ...... 192 160 172 524 Anderson ...... 154 175 224 553 iB. Myérs ...... 137 1713 125 43% Grove 173 213 180 566 Bunk ........... 140 165 162 467 RY Totals ........ 796 886 863 2545 A W ISE O WX/ L Alwines FG SG TG TI L. Heck ........ 197 159 151 507 Boy!! Whata parade! What fire- tarry i 192 158 8% works! Whata day! Whata home- [ee id rea 135 141 20 530 conting! Tv does this ole hulle good | D202 Vereen 177 _163 228 568 to see sucha celebration after years Wing 5 25 1 58 of quite and monotonous existence. Ts Behe ia: Yessiree bob, it sure doas! ty ci gi i me Shonk’s FG TG TL ... | Eshleman '~..... 77 138 176 511 At court today they were choosing a jury when one man was asked: Shao 1d [arn 10 io 3 > “Do you know anything about the a Cia 160 181 190 531 case?” He replied: “No.” “Have you | o Se : rier 147 180 185 512 heard anything zbout it?” he was PANgSr moa, asked. “No,” he again replied. CA “Have you read anything about it?” Toials ........ $59 S02 $50 20 To which he answered: “Nope. Ain't Schridider's FG SG TG TI had my glesses for a coupla weeks.” | Schnetder « 165 173 168 506 “Have you formed any opinion . °° Mater ..i...... bout the case?” the inquirer con- ig 1 ae i a tinued and the fellow asked: “What Young ... poi 166 177 521 case.” — — So he was accepted. Ere — Total 658 712 713 2083 A newly created papa received | Bennett's FG SG TG Tis the glad tidings in a telegram. Reside: 147 200 200 547 “Hazel gave birth to a little girl this | Hiple in... 189 135 156 480 ag oth Sine ou atid | Packer ......... 159 202 144 505 nessage was a sticker reading: | pg te 17 4 1 59 “When you went a boy call Western | Shits rae a it i Union.” — — — — OK, OK. 0 meg... 670 731 655 2056 it's old! i icin | Tronio's FG SG TG Tis I've said over and over again that | | Decker . 136 137 184 457 it is impossible to get around our | Brown a 165 144 169 478 kids of teday and here's another’ | Hallgren ....... 157 160 188 505 example of what I mean. On Sat-| Frey rote 148 187 185 520 urday I heard a little fellow say 0 | Tronic a 173 159 154 486 his dad: “Papa, if | was twins would | visi 719 787 880 2446 you buy the other boy a ballon | Totals 09 GN gk ry "et > fe Ty 500, cue he yyy, ; FG SG TG TL reply yy naile a 3 A i on] wk 191 180 177 548 ow: & 2: ape \ a at Po Yo Mumma ....... 176 137 169 482 pi Se ee JOP DN 167 124 168 459 oLner 224100! S A, > a pe io Kulp 179 193 173 545 BU Mone Piece, Are yu Buln 179 177 187 543 The doctor of a country village { oT ie Lio Tétals ....... . 892 811 874 2577 had two children who were acknow- | Figen ledged by the inhabitants as being | the prettiest little girls in the dis- trict. When the little girls started | scheol on the first day, they hap- | pened to pass quite near to two] little boys. The one asked: “Who are | those pretty girls? And the other | ALL-STARS DEFEAT KLEINS The Mount Joy All-Stars soft- | ball team defeated the Klein Choc- {late Company team 5 local diamond Saturday morning. | This game was one of the openers replied: “Aw, they're the children. He always keeps the best | for himself” bration. eee Sy | ALL-STARS LOSE TWO | The All-Stars lost a double head- Was a time when an adopted child |er to the fast Marietta Depot soft- felt lost when taunted about it, but | not today. Oh, no! I heard a I tease a youngster for being z and instead of crying or hiding, boy retorted: “Huh! They came and picked me out of a hundred kids. | town. vowed but your folks had no choice. They a ae Jest N Nonsense By ROY BLISS j | chosen from the 8-team league of When asked to give three collec- tive nouns a fourth grader prompt- ly answered: “Flypaper, wastebas- We used to know a fellow ‘hat worked only while looking for 2 job for his wife. ket and vacuum cleaner.” — — — Would you say he’s entirely wrong? «a 0 Heard a fella drink a toast — wef Some of these people vho fall “To our wives — as dear as their | in love at first sight, wish (hey clothes.” | had taken a second look. *» . * | “Heck” Mumma's on jury duty at All people who won't worl Lancaster this week and I'm really | worried aheat him. During a court | . | recess he decided to look around | healthy. * a * The wiser a man grows ihe less he talks and the more he says. town and on his tour of inspection he got lost, believe it or not. If he doesn’t show up some evening, do not ke surprise, he'll probably be 4 4 | | | Jost again, | All married men should carry | insurance, but not enough to make the wife rejoice. * . . A New Haven St., man has final- ly persuaded his wife to take up the | clarinet and quit the piano. He says | Bachelors are fellows that be dozsn’t like either the way she | looked before they jumped plays ‘em, but she at least can not | “se sing when she plays the clarinet. A man with too many irons in the fire will probably let the fire When a grade school teacher ask- | go out. ed little Johnny who Homer ws, | 3s Johnny replied: “He was the fel- Holding hands is either a case low Babe Ruth made famous.” of love or self-defense, * - * When company visited a local home on Saturday and admired the | new Persizn rug, he asked: “Just what did that set you back?” And his host answered: “Two thousand | dollars, four hundred for the rug and the rest for furniture to match.” their pants. . * . Dear Jest: Some folks are electric fans. They go around circulating a lot of hot air. Ben A. Round. When one of the out-of-town | photographers were taking pictures | Canyon I'd like enlarged. on Saturday, a local lady asked him | Ee if they make life-size enlargements | The longer I write the worse it | from snapshots. When he assured |gets (if that’s possible) so we'll call her they do, she exclaimed: “That's | it quits for this week. fine. I have a snapshot of the Grand | 5 to 1 on the | 5 Bi 5 ae | doctor's | of Saturday’s home-coming cele n da : | this situation and prevent many of | these losses.” | Cloyd G. Hetrick, aren't lazy—they just heard that exercise between meals isn’: A lot of fellows need the spark | of ambition applied to the seat of | Hijacking Costs Nation § Billions Bandits Growing Bolder as Goods Shortages Make Loot More Salable. NEW YORK. — Highway bandits] are cashing in on the public’s im-| paticnce for hard-to-get items by looting trucks of everything from) textiles to ice cream. ‘Any ng and everything, except maybe sew. er pipe, is being hijacked today says a representative of trucking] interests. Police, insurance and truck as: sociation officials say that the last few months have seen a sizable in| crease in the frequency, value and daring of such robberies. The main| fenters of trouble are New York | Chicago and Philadelphia. Accurate reports are difficult to obiain because Federal Burcau of Investigation does not catalogue separately truck and other ship: ment thefts, and the insurance firms providing coverage still are pretty much in a period of rugged) individualism. An analysis rccent.| ly compiled by Babaco Alarm Sys-| through traffic. Only 2% | of the 18,000 or more moving daily within Providence are bound point outside the city to tems company of New York, which has become a quasi-ofiicial infor. mation center, reported 300 truck thefts with a total merchandise value of $2,500,000 and estimated that this figure was only 10 per cent of the nation-wide take in the last] year. Quick Market for Loot, It was pointed out that because] of the shortages of most civilian goods stolen merchandise has a ready market. The main technique of grabbing shipments is not the hijack where. in blazing guns halt a speeding truck on a rural road, but the more stealthy “jump.” Jack Seide, pres. ident of Babaco, estimates that 85 per cent of the losses result from the “jump’’ and figures that 99 per cent of the crimes are committed in urban centers. The “jump’’ consists of seizing a vehicle when it has stopped prepar- atory to unloading or when parked overnight, driving it off to a ren. dezvous, rifling the contents and abandoning it. Textile shippers are the principal victims of truck thefts and hijack. ings. Value of such crrgoes is about 39 per cent of the total for the lc year, with liquor shipments ne then clothing and tobacco pr ucts, Furs also are a favored get, and food, yarns, unfinis piece goods, tires and phonograph records are getting plenty of atten- tion. Not Well Protected. Police Chief Fred A. Roff of Mor- ristown, N. J., president of the In- ternational Association of Chiefs of Police, declared recently: ‘The upsurge in crime could not| attain its present proportions if the goods being stolen were better pro- tected. And that is somcthing be- yond our corirol. We can enter the picture only after the ss is in- curred. Prior to that, the situation is entirely in your hunds—and you can do much, if you will, to meet Increasing attention is being fo- | cussed on lock-up and alarm devices for the trucks. In one 1946 alarm | system, elaborate electrical de- d | | ball team on Sunday afternoon on | ,dopted | the park diamond by a 8-1, 6-5 | the | Score. The All Star players were | vices, booby-trapped in possibly a dozen spots, stall the truck's motor and iet loose a high-powered ban- shee siren which can wai! for hours. The jammed engine prevents mov- ing the vehicle, but it is the noise that gets the lion's share of the credit. 11 Years on Liquid Diet, Boy, 13, Dies in Home GLENFORD. UHIO. — Byron E. Hetrick, 13, who existed the last 11 years on a liquid diet after he lapsed into a coma at the age of two, died at his home here without regaining consciousness. The youth's parents, Mr. and Mrs. id he was stricken with ‘“‘sleeping in 1935 as he suffered frcm whooping cough and pneumonia. Bronchial pneumonia was given by physicians as the cause of the boy's death, United States Soldier Kills Red Border Guard HEIDELBERG. — An American soldier shot and killed a Russian sentry on the American-Soviet zonal border in Germany after the Rus- sian bayoneted a German woman on the United States side of the line, the Third army provost mar- shal announced. The announcement said United States and Soviet authorities had determined that the American con- astabulary trooper “fired in self-de- fense’” when the Russian charged him with a fixed bayonet. Eighteen-Year-Old Tar Marries Chum’s Mother KNOXVILLE, TENN. — A ro- mance which grew out of an 18- year-old sailor’s visit with her son | has culminated in marriage for the serviceman and a 38-year-old Knox- ville grandmother. The newlyweds—Walter A. Hall | Jr. of Brooklyn, N. Y., and the for- | mer Mrs. Neomia Baldwin of Knox ville—are honeymooning in the bride's house. Stimulate your business by adver- A WISE OWL |tising in the Bulletin. | Providence Mapping Lines’ fer Tar A detailed “crigin tion" traffic is R . L. 1s Tormin the | eity master plan for by determining ‘des { those lines along \ | would flow if facilities able. The Americal Planning Officials reports that 1° is serve as the framework for thoroughfare pl year redevelopment which the traffic network both Je circulatory the skeleton on v | dre of the Future” The Providence city plan commis. sion considers traffic i importance to the overall plan not only in terms of present traffic angles to be also because the pressway system will serv framework within borhoods and districts can be de- veloped into a congruent community pattern. Recent origin and destination sur- { veys to discover traf] lines” have disclosed that ing traffic congestion in Providence —typical of so many cities in the postwar period—is caused altogether by local outside point, Fire-Proofing Furnishings Reduces Fire Hazards Fire - proofing curtains, | and some other types of household | fabrics as well as certain kinds of clothing will go far fire hazards in many rural homes, especially those where open flame lamps and heating stoves are used. | One of the best fire-proofing solu- | tions for household clothing consists of of borax and three boric acid dissolved in two quarts | of hot water. Both borax and boric acid may be obtained at any drug store, Materials may be treated this solution by simply them or spraying with a common | garden sprayer. While treated fab- | rics will char when exposed to a flame, they will not flare up. proofing fabrics with this solution | has no effect on their appearance and they are made more resistant | to the injurious action of sulphur gases given off by and illuminating gas. treated must be treated after being laundered chemicals will be removed during | the washing process. | fal Attic Fans During mid-summer home owners find attic fans to be a low-cost method of summer cooling, the Plumbing and Heating tries bureau reports. system of home cooling is provided by means of a 24 or 30 inch diameter fan which removes the blanket of heat accumulated in the house ing the day. The fan exhausts the hot air from the house an the cool night air. vantage of the night-time ature drop out-of-doors, lowers the temperature 10 to 2 grees in a nine’ room house, principle of night cooling is based on the fact that housing materials and home furnishings retain heat load long after peratures drop in the evening. T attic fan creates rapid air ment, starting cross-circulation throughout the home. Protein Diet | A diet rich in protein may com- | pensate partially for in the B vitamin, pantothenic acid, | it is indicated in rat experiments | at the University of California. The researchers fed one set of rats on a pantothenic acid which contained 64 casein, and another deficient diet containing only 2 cent casein. The rats on the protein diet grew much larger a lived longer than those protein diet. One explanation is that in the very high protein diet there ssarily a decreased level of carbohydrate, and it is believed that iy is nece pantothenic acid mn in the process of the body’s utiliza- tion of carbohydrates. sible explanations are that factors in the casein, pany acid, C or u Peruvian Paint Paintings in color found on prehistoric Peru, and in modern times manufacture is strides in the ar Incas. A rec there will sq tories factories are now most three-fifths of sumed in Peru. The duced in Peru are oil, v sion and marine pai enamels, nitrocellul and spirit varnish five pai ing produ paints, 50 p i; 25 per cent; emulsio cent; marine paints, enamels z Patronize Bulletin advertisers. REG’LAR FELLERS Ey cy lL Bt ~—' ICE. CREAM) Cm) Hd You ste | 1S A HEALTH FOOD am) THIS AD IN BO YOu 5 pr 4 TH PAPER ve says HERE THAT | GUESS SO ITS MADE OF MILK. AND SUGAR. Ar a an ci Stimulate your business by adver- tising in the Bulletin. week through The Bulletin. FOR SALE Rabbit Meat| rom pcos At All Times Please place orders one week in advance. ALSO RABBIT FERTILIZER MARKS & HERSHEY RABBIT FARM 371 North Barbara Street You can get all the news of this locality for less than three cents a SIMON P. NISSLEY MARY G. NISSLEY OPTOMETRIST ALSO A FULL LINE OF FOR SALE O08 on srs sexe Meat Market Also Specialize On FARM MACHINE WELDING’ Gover's Welding Shop 18-1 West Main St., Mt. 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A —— FRIDAY — SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13-14 TCM PRENEMAN — BONITA GRANVILLE “BREAKFAST IN HOLLYWOOD” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 JCAN LESLIE — ROBERT ALDA -in- “CINDERELLA JONES” TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 EDDIE DEAN — JOAN BARTCN -in- “ROMANCE OF THE WEST” WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18-19 DANNY KAYE —— VIRGINIA MAYO -in “WONDER MAN" Pennsylvania Power & Light Company A Clock THEY DONT TR ls A TUB THAT WASHED CLOTHES CLEAN * A RADIO WOULD BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS B.E THEY DD PROBALLY Tuk IT OUR EARLY SETTLERS HAD THINGS ROUGH | | IF SUDDEMEY THE MIGHT WAS DAY BECAUSE THEY NEVER HEARD OF ME | | IF THEY COULD COOK ELECTRICALLY "MOST EVERY JOB THEY OVD WAS TOUGH | | OR TALK TO PEOPLE MILES IT WOLD SEEM UKE A DREAM— - AND ICE IN SUMMER, 2 — ELECTRIC BOX THAT KEPT FOODS FRESH AND PURE WOULD CERTAINLY MAKE THEM THINK THAT | WAS A MAGICIAN, SURE! EET Bd a A a Foil Copyrigh 1948 ny Kiswan
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