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| Good's FG SG TG TI
IC. Garman .... 158 179 169 506
| Herr 141 94 168 403
'E. Brown ....... 185 166 146 497
WM. Good ....... 203 151 193 547
Dougherty ...... 47 197 171 515
Totals .......... 834 787 847 2468
Barnhart’s FG SG TG Tl
Barnhart ...... 192 160 172 524
Anderson ...... 154 175 224 553
iB. Myérs ...... 137 1713 125 43%
Grove 173 213 180 566
Bunk ........... 140 165 162 467
RY Totals ........ 796 886 863 2545
A W ISE O WX/ L Alwines FG SG TG TI
L. Heck ........ 197 159 151 507
Boy!! Whata parade! What fire- tarry i 192 158 8%
works! Whata day! Whata home- [ee id rea 135 141 20 530
conting! Tv does this ole hulle good | D202 Vereen 177 _163 228 568
to see sucha celebration after years Wing 5 25 1 58
of quite and monotonous existence. Ts Behe ia:
Yessiree bob, it sure doas! ty ci gi i me
Shonk’s FG TG TL
... | Eshleman '~..... 77 138 176 511
At court today they were choosing
a jury when one man was asked: Shao 1d [arn 10 io 3 >
“Do you know anything about the a Cia 160 181 190 531
case?” He replied: “No.” “Have you | o Se : rier 147 180 185 512
heard anything zbout it?” he was PANgSr moa,
asked. “No,” he again replied. CA
“Have you read anything about it?” Toials ........ $59 S02 $50 20
To which he answered: “Nope. Ain't Schridider's FG SG TG TI
had my glesses for a coupla weeks.” | Schnetder « 165 173 168 506
“Have you formed any opinion . °°
Mater ..i......
bout the case?” the inquirer con- ig 1 ae i a
tinued and the fellow asked: “What Young ... poi 166 177 521
case.” — — So he was accepted. Ere
— Total 658 712 713 2083
A newly created papa received | Bennett's FG SG TG Tis
the glad tidings in a telegram. Reside: 147 200 200 547
“Hazel gave birth to a little girl this | Hiple in... 189 135 156 480
ag oth Sine ou atid | Packer ......... 159 202 144 505
nessage was a sticker reading: | pg te 17 4 1 59
“When you went a boy call Western | Shits rae a it i
Union.” — — — — OK, OK. 0 meg... 670 731 655 2056
it's old! i
icin | Tronio's FG SG TG Tis
I've said over and over again that | | Decker . 136 137 184 457
it is impossible to get around our | Brown a 165 144 169 478
kids of teday and here's another’ | Hallgren ....... 157 160 188 505
example of what I mean. On Sat-| Frey rote 148 187 185 520
urday I heard a little fellow say 0 | Tronic a 173 159 154 486
his dad: “Papa, if | was twins would |
visi 719 787 880 2446
you buy the other boy a ballon | Totals
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fe Ty 500, cue he yyy, ; FG SG TG TL
reply yy naile
a 3 A i on] wk 191 180 177 548
ow: & 2: ape \
a at Po Yo Mumma ....... 176 137 169 482
pi Se ee JOP DN 167 124 168 459
oLner 224100! S A, >
a pe io Kulp 179 193 173 545
BU Mone Piece, Are yu Buln 179 177 187 543
The doctor of a country village { oT ie Lio
Tétals ....... . 892 811 874 2577
had two children who were acknow- | Figen
ledged by the inhabitants as being |
the prettiest little girls in the dis-
trict. When the little girls started |
scheol on the first day, they hap- |
pened to pass quite near to two]
little boys. The one asked: “Who are |
those pretty girls? And the other
| ALL-STARS DEFEAT KLEINS
The Mount Joy All-Stars soft-
| ball team defeated the Klein Choc-
{late Company team 5
local diamond Saturday morning.
| This game was one of the openers
replied: “Aw, they're the
children. He always keeps the best |
for himself”
bration.
eee
Sy | ALL-STARS LOSE TWO
| The All-Stars lost a double head-
Was a time when an adopted child
|er to the fast Marietta Depot soft-
felt lost when taunted about it, but |
not today. Oh, no! I heard a I
tease a youngster for being z
and instead of crying or hiding,
boy retorted: “Huh! They came and
picked me out of a hundred kids. | town. vowed
but your folks had no choice. They
a ae Jest N Nonsense
By ROY BLISS
j | chosen from the 8-team league of
When asked to give three collec-
tive nouns a fourth grader prompt-
ly answered: “Flypaper, wastebas- We used to know a fellow ‘hat
worked only while looking for 2
job for his wife.
ket and vacuum cleaner.” — — —
Would you say he’s entirely wrong?
«a 0
Heard a fella drink a toast — wef Some of these people vho fall
“To our wives — as dear as their | in love at first sight, wish (hey
clothes.” | had taken a second look.
*» . *
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“Heck” Mumma's on jury duty at All people who won't worl
Lancaster this week and I'm really |
worried aheat him. During a court |
. |
recess he decided to look around |
healthy.
* a *
The wiser a man grows ihe
less he talks and the more he
says.
town and on his tour of inspection
he got lost, believe it or not. If he
doesn’t show up some evening, do
not ke surprise, he'll probably be 4 4
|
|
|
Jost again, | All married men should carry
| insurance, but not enough to
make the wife rejoice.
* . .
A New Haven St., man has final-
ly persuaded his wife to take up the |
clarinet and quit the piano. He says | Bachelors are fellows that
be dozsn’t like either the way she | looked before they jumped
plays ‘em, but she at least can not | “se
sing when she plays the clarinet. A man with too many irons in
the fire will probably let the fire
When a grade school teacher ask- | go out.
ed little Johnny who Homer ws, | 3s
Johnny replied: “He was the fel- Holding hands is either a case
low Babe Ruth made famous.” of love or self-defense,
* - *
When company visited a local
home on Saturday and admired the |
new Persizn rug, he asked: “Just
what did that set you back?” And
his host answered: “Two thousand |
dollars, four hundred for the rug
and the rest for furniture to match.”
their pants.
. * .
Dear Jest:
Some folks are electric fans.
They go around circulating a lot
of hot air.
Ben A. Round.
When one of the out-of-town |
photographers were taking pictures | Canyon I'd like enlarged.
on Saturday, a local lady asked him | Ee
if they make life-size enlargements | The longer I write the worse it |
from snapshots. When he assured |gets (if that’s possible) so we'll call
her they do, she exclaimed: “That's | it quits for this week.
fine. I have a snapshot of the Grand |
5 to 1 on the |
5 Bi 5 ae |
doctor's | of Saturday’s home-coming cele n da :
| this situation and prevent many of
| these losses.”
| Cloyd G. Hetrick,
aren't lazy—they just heard that
exercise between meals isn’:
A lot of fellows need the spark |
of ambition applied to the seat of |
Hijacking Costs
Nation § Billions
Bandits Growing Bolder as
Goods Shortages Make
Loot More Salable.
NEW YORK. — Highway bandits]
are cashing in on the public’s im-|
paticnce for hard-to-get items by
looting trucks of everything from)
textiles to ice cream. ‘Any ng
and everything, except maybe sew.
er pipe, is being hijacked today
says a representative of trucking]
interests.
Police, insurance and truck as:
sociation officials say that the last
few months have seen a sizable in|
crease in the frequency, value and
daring of such robberies. The main|
fenters of trouble are New York |
Chicago and Philadelphia.
Accurate reports are difficult to
obiain because Federal Burcau of
Investigation does not catalogue
separately truck and other ship:
ment thefts, and the insurance
firms providing coverage still are
pretty much in a period of rugged)
individualism. An analysis rccent.|
ly compiled by Babaco Alarm Sys-| through traffic. Only 2%
| of the 18,000 or more
moving daily within
Providence are bound
point outside the city to
tems company of New York, which
has become a quasi-ofiicial infor.
mation center, reported 300 truck
thefts with a total merchandise
value of $2,500,000 and estimated
that this figure was only 10 per cent
of the nation-wide take in the last]
year.
Quick Market for Loot,
It was pointed out that because]
of the shortages of most civilian
goods stolen merchandise has a
ready market.
The main technique of grabbing
shipments is not the hijack where.
in blazing guns halt a speeding
truck on a rural road, but the more
stealthy “jump.” Jack Seide, pres.
ident of Babaco, estimates that 85
per cent of the losses result from
the “jump’’ and figures that 99 per
cent of the crimes are committed
in urban centers.
The “jump’’ consists of seizing a
vehicle when it has stopped prepar-
atory to unloading or when parked
overnight, driving it off to a ren.
dezvous, rifling the contents and
abandoning it.
Textile shippers are the principal
victims of truck thefts and hijack.
ings. Value of such crrgoes is about
39 per cent of the total for the lc
year, with liquor shipments ne
then clothing and tobacco pr
ucts, Furs also are a favored
get, and food, yarns, unfinis
piece goods, tires and phonograph
records are getting plenty of atten-
tion.
Not Well Protected.
Police Chief Fred A. Roff of Mor-
ristown, N. J., president of the In-
ternational Association of Chiefs of
Police, declared recently:
‘The upsurge in crime could not|
attain its present proportions if the
goods being stolen were better pro-
tected. And that is somcthing be-
yond our corirol. We can enter the
picture only after the ss is in-
curred. Prior to that, the situation
is entirely in your hunds—and you
can do much, if you will, to meet
Increasing attention is being fo-
| cussed on lock-up and alarm devices
for the trucks. In one 1946 alarm
| system, elaborate electrical de-
d | | ball team on Sunday afternoon on |
,dopted | the park diamond by a 8-1, 6-5 |
the | Score. The All Star players were |
vices, booby-trapped in possibly a
dozen spots, stall the truck's motor
and iet loose a high-powered ban-
shee siren which can wai! for hours.
The jammed engine prevents mov-
ing the vehicle, but it is the noise
that gets the lion's share of the
credit.
11 Years on Liquid Diet,
Boy, 13, Dies in Home
GLENFORD. UHIO. — Byron E.
Hetrick, 13, who existed the last
11 years on a liquid diet after he
lapsed into a coma at the age of
two, died at his home here without
regaining consciousness.
The youth's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
id he was
stricken with ‘“‘sleeping in
1935 as he suffered frcm whooping
cough and pneumonia.
Bronchial pneumonia was given
by physicians as the cause of the
boy's death,
United States Soldier
Kills Red Border Guard
HEIDELBERG. — An American
soldier shot and killed a Russian
sentry on the American-Soviet zonal
border in Germany after the Rus-
sian bayoneted a German woman
on the United States side of the
line, the Third army provost mar-
shal announced.
The announcement said United
States and Soviet authorities had
determined that the American con-
astabulary trooper “fired in self-de-
fense’” when the Russian charged
him with a fixed bayonet.
Eighteen-Year-Old Tar
Marries Chum’s Mother
KNOXVILLE, TENN. — A ro-
mance which grew out of an 18-
year-old sailor’s visit with her son
| has culminated in marriage for the
serviceman and a 38-year-old Knox-
ville grandmother.
The newlyweds—Walter A. Hall
| Jr. of Brooklyn, N. Y., and the for-
| mer Mrs. Neomia Baldwin of Knox
ville—are honeymooning in the
bride's house.
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|
Providence Mapping
Lines’ fer Tar
A detailed “crigin
tion" traffic is
R
. L. 1s Tormin the
| eity master plan for
by determining ‘des
{ those lines along \
| would flow if facilities
able. The Americal
Planning Officials reports that
1° is
serve as the framework for
thoroughfare pl
year redevelopment
which the traffic network
both Je circulatory
the skeleton on v
| dre of the Future”
The Providence city plan commis.
sion considers traffic i
importance to the overall
plan not only in terms of present
traffic angles to be
also because the
pressway system will serv
framework within
borhoods and districts can be de-
veloped into a congruent community
pattern.
Recent origin and destination sur-
{ veys to discover traf]
lines” have disclosed that
ing traffic congestion in Providence
—typical of so many cities in the
postwar period—is caused
altogether by local
outside point,
Fire-Proofing Furnishings
Reduces Fire Hazards
Fire - proofing curtains,
| and some other types of household |
fabrics as well as certain kinds of
clothing will go far
fire hazards in many rural homes,
especially those where open flame
lamps and heating stoves are used. |
One of the best fire-proofing solu- |
tions for household
clothing consists of
of borax and three
boric acid dissolved in two quarts |
of hot water. Both borax and boric
acid may be obtained at any drug
store,
Materials may be treated
this solution by simply
them or spraying with a common |
garden sprayer. While treated fab- |
rics will char when exposed to a
flame, they will not flare up.
proofing fabrics with this solution |
has no effect on their appearance
and they are made more resistant |
to the injurious action of sulphur
gases given off by
and illuminating gas.
treated must be treated
after being laundered
chemicals will be removed during |
the washing process. |
fal
Attic Fans
During mid-summer
home owners find attic fans to be a
low-cost method of summer cooling,
the Plumbing and Heating
tries bureau reports.
system of home cooling is provided
by means of a 24 or 30 inch diameter
fan which removes the blanket of
heat accumulated in the house
ing the day. The fan exhausts the
hot air from the house an
the cool night air.
vantage of the night-time
ature drop out-of-doors,
lowers the temperature 10 to 2
grees in a nine’ room house,
principle of night cooling is based
on the fact that housing materials
and home furnishings retain
heat load long after
peratures drop in the evening. T
attic fan creates rapid air
ment, starting cross-circulation
throughout the home.
Protein Diet |
A diet rich in protein may com- |
pensate partially for
in the B vitamin, pantothenic acid, |
it is indicated in rat experiments |
at the University of California. The
researchers fed one set of rats on
a pantothenic acid
which contained 64
casein, and another
deficient diet containing only 2
cent casein. The rats on the
protein diet grew much larger a
lived longer than those
protein diet. One explanation is that
in the very high protein diet there
ssarily a decreased level of
carbohydrate, and it is believed that
iy
is nece
pantothenic acid mn
in the process of the body’s utiliza-
tion of carbohydrates.
sible explanations are that factors
in the casein,
pany acid,
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Paintings in color
found on prehistoric
Peru, and in modern times
manufacture is
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tories
factories are now
most three-fifths of
sumed in Peru. The
duced in Peru are oil, v
sion and marine pai
enamels, nitrocellul
and spirit varnish
five pai
ing produ
paints, 50 p i;
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
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“WONDER MAN"
Pennsylvania Power & Light Company
A Clock THEY DONT TR ls
A TUB THAT WASHED
CLOTHES CLEAN
* A RADIO WOULD
BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS B.E THEY DD PROBALLY Tuk IT
OUR EARLY SETTLERS HAD THINGS ROUGH | | IF SUDDEMEY THE MIGHT WAS DAY
BECAUSE THEY NEVER HEARD OF ME | | IF THEY COULD COOK ELECTRICALLY
"MOST EVERY JOB THEY OVD WAS TOUGH | | OR TALK TO PEOPLE MILES
IT WOLD SEEM
UKE A DREAM—
- AND ICE IN SUMMER,
2 — ELECTRIC BOX
THAT KEPT FOODS
FRESH AND PURE
WOULD CERTAINLY MAKE THEM
THINK THAT | WAS A
MAGICIAN, SURE!
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