ler ry Za = | © RN |), /e 2t 9% 11 d S, < Te Tw d | Clellan say: REG’LAR FELLERS—The Secret - The Bulletin, — onc Bromo i! mbes OWL LAS | THE PASSWORD VOR, | | Tooay 15" WOPSY DoopLE] AN' ME. ARE THE ONEY ONES THAT KNOW T= KEEP IT THAT WAY/ DON'T WORRY, GEN'TRUL—-L WON'T LET IT GETOUTA CANTRUSY ME! HERE-— YOU AW-PINHREAD -YOU KNOW ME--TELL ME ABOUT ARMY LIFE! ~—BY— WISE OWL The Great With all the defense jobs wn. York Fair ene of our local youths insists he S 1 5 1 0 wont go to work until he “he geis the the ept. rer job he wants — — — a Ta tester ur kiss-proff lipstick. carried on through peace and war v 'for 91 years, will be held on Sept- Did you hear that they're goinglember 15, 16, 17 18 and 19, three io fight the battle of Bunker Hilliweeks earlier: than woal. The Fair all over again? Know why? Cause will have a day and night program. it wasn't fought on the level. — —| Changing America in wartime Smart, aren't I? will be reflected in the big York exposition. York Inter-State Fair, which has No matter how hard you try, you in the heart of an ex- just can’t have an answer ready tensive agricultural and manufac- everytime the youth of today asks turing area, the Fair has always a question. For instance, a small ad sim: lated farm production as well | wae looking at a picture book when a5, having served as a medium to | he asked: “Pop, were all the ani- jshow industrial products. This year mals already on earth when Adam hat function is regarded as im- and Eve lived in the Garden of as never before due to in- Eden?” To which his Dagdy an= creased wartime needs. swered: “Certainly, son.” ; | Larger crowds are expected be- And the boy thought a minute, =. opportunities the fair | and then asked: “Well, then what affords thousands of war workers | did the clothes moth live on?” “land their families to obtain much- | — — See what 1 mean? needed recreation and relaxation. ¥ The program of entertainment Which reminds me that I recently expanded to fit in with- the heard an argument about who in- ,..q5" of the “soldiers of the pro- vented electricity. A student of our Jina” who are working long grade school promptly supplied the speed wartime industrial | answer that Fdison had, but smarty insisted it was Noah because when he unloaded his cargo animals it made the ark light. a output. of Special nationally-known feat- ures will be added to the night pro- grams. Other amusements and ex- hibits at the York Inter-State Fair promise to maintain the high stand- ard for which the Fair is famous. Horse-racing, stage specialties and You know, I hate skunks. — — They put on such awful airs. Down at Sloan's the other night! the after movie young crowd was having refreshments. I was drink- tertainment. ing a “coke” and heard Jack Mec- & Tolivopaved sidwe i “What makes petrified _ ¢ ay with new shows and brilliant illumination at night will be the Fair's center of attraction. be features of the grandstand en- trees?” And Frank Young answered: “] think its said the wind makes them rock.” ww —_— VY — Johnny's always kidding us about The Low Down the anfiquated car we drive and ; From Hickory Grove on Sunday when we stopped, engine steaming, at his house he called: i “Hey, youre engines smoking” wp. g A is the champion na- And feeling sure a wisecrack was; for contests. We hog going to follow, I thought fast and , is contests, and drum major- yelled back: “Well, its old enough.” ¢ttes knee showin’ contests, and Y bathing beauties in high heels. I Up at Gideon Wagner's sale last .-yew yet have seen anybody Thursday evening a Florin man swimming high heels, but alss, I was standing near some pig crates have never seen a bathing beauty when he heard one pig say: “My, I nzar any water. And in all the never sausage heat.” And another contests so far—no difference which pig replied: “Me neither. I'm near- onc—you gotta show lots of teeth. hava ly bacon.” — — — Well, I don’t Also, you gotta be able to open up believe him either but that’s his wide encugh so everybody can story. down at least your tonsils. —— I have seen enough dimples on Then there's the Scotchman who knees, etc, so 1 says Henry, why took a dozen: clams into a Turkish can’t we have something new? bath with him so he could get them Why not a contest for the nation’s steamed for nothing. biggest sucker — everybody could ww enter? Alright, says Henry, you A farmer near town bought some could gct into that oneyyour own- tabbits from an Italian at Harris-seli— you wouldn’t need to show burg. He had them about a week YOUT tonsils, you could just show and then took them back complain- YOUT ignorance. Henry pulls some ing: “ Tony, these rabbits you sold Pretty 80 i ones. me all have the hiccoughs.”. And But down to business—on suck- not the least surprised, Tony ex- ers. As a starter maybe we could plained: “Sura, Boss. Dey are 2 contest and find out why so chin heres A ii 2 y many voters figure that our new 1 “Potomac-type” socialism, if it gets a foot in the door of one business, is not gonna put its other foot in your business next. Yours with the low down Vv The trouble with people they judge all civilization by the crowd of folks they are with. wr A soldier just back from Alaska was asked: “Does it get cold up there?” And he answered: “Horribly cold, You see, they have no ther- mometers there and, of course, it gets just as cold as it pleases.” yr Then there was the Scotchman who found a package of corn plast- difficulty the other day. When it ers outside Martin’s 5 & 10 and was again mail time, he picked ap went right uptown and bought a his hat and put it on. After walk- pair of tight shoes. ling several steps his hat kept sliding up on his head but each time he A bakers son: was proposing to pulled it down again, but all the his sweetie and this is what he said: way back to the station it gave him “Sweet tart you're roll the world trouble. While standing back thera to me! I'm a well bread man and waiting for the train it again went that’s a good raisin why you should up on the top of his head and fin- marry me. Be my batter half and ally, greatly annoyed, he investigat- everything will turn out alright. ed and found that one of the boys Icing your praises night and day at the post office had stretched sev- because I loaf you. Doughnut re- eral rubber bands around the inside fuse me, sugar, or you're cruller/of the hat band, making it “creep” than I think you are!” ap as he moved. —p— A \/ Aaron Metzler's habit of We will now sing: “She sat on ing his hat while at the post office her false teeth and bitter tears were Vv a glamorous Broadway revue will! War ‘News (From Page 1) bombers hammered the Volga met- ropolis. Siri SN etic Aug. 28—A new lull fell on the Egyptian battlefield after a British Junge to test out Axis preparations for an anticipated attack. v Aug. 28—American and British bombers pounded three vital Nazis targets—the Polish port of Gudnia, the German rail center of Kassel and an aircraft plant near Albert, France. R.AF. planes hit an Italian cruiser near Crete. mista: atone | Aug. 28—British airmen joined | American fliers in the Western At- {lantic to combat Axis submarines, which meanwhile sent down their ja victim, a Norweigan ship. lA 18. | Berlin and eastern 31—Soviet airmen pounded and other cities of central Germany Saturday night, starting 17 big fires in the | capital and at least 31 lesser ones, the government announced Sunday night. Nine explosions were report- ed. Koenigsberg in East Prussia, and Danzig and Stettin were also at- tacted, the government said. In Koenigsberg 29 fires were reported, eight of them large ones, anil six big explosives were noted by the Soviet raiders. All Soviet planes returned safely to their base. Aug. 31-—The RAF, held to its bas- es by unsuitable flying weather, took a night off Saturday. But day- light heirs Sunday brought a re- sumption of what is virtually a non- stop air attack on Germany and oc- cupied territories in the west. The day’s operations appeared to be lim- ited to scattered intruder attacks on | such cross-channel targets as docks, airdromes, repair depots and motor | caravans. | se MW iid | Sopt. 2—Msarshal Rommel’s tank | and infantry forces in Egypt were trying to thread the desert min» ficlds last night, in battle with Al- lizd forces which includes the first | regular United States combat troops | to see action Su:zz. Nazi routed by on the approach:s to | dive bombers wer2 U. S. fighters while American bomkers blasted Rommel’s supply lines. Axis tanks made slight penetrations into the British line just north of the Qattara De- | pression. | pena 3 | ‘ | S:pt. 2—Russica troops were | forced back anew southwest of | . . ! Stalingrad by strengthened Nazi | tank forces, although still holding | zbova the vital Volga city. The Reds also admitted a further with- | drawal in the Caucasus. MI waar Sept. 2—All five of the Japan-s° lodgements on New Guinea wer= | under ccnecntrated attack by Al- lied warplanes. Survivors of Jap’s futile Milne Bay invasion | were bzing mopped up by Austral- | ians ashore. [ Foreign Minister Togo resigned | for “personal reasons” and Premier | Tojo assumed his post in the Jap- | | | | the | aneze cabinzt, a move interpreted as | an indication of an imminent Jap- | anese move on Siberia. — HALDERMAN CAPTURES TRAPSHOOT DIADEM Vandalia, O.—James F. Halder- man, 32-year-old farmer from Mor- | ris, I111., who has been shooting only three years, Friday won the high- est prize in the clay target sport. In one of the most dramatic shootoffs in the event's history the 1llinois marksman, who farms 600 acres, defeated Art Finney, Man- kota, Minn., dry cleaner, 25 to 23 after they had tied at 193 in the 200-target Grand American Handicap ever held. enly The pair finished out front in a field of almost 1,000 of the best shooters in the western hemisphere. Halderman fired from 20 yards in the big handicap. Finney from 23. Vv between mails, got him into some shed.” Turn useless articles about your | | | ‘WE HAVE..... J Our Sportsmen Own 700,000 Acres of Land The Sportsmen of Pennsylvania to- day own more land for public hunt- ing grounds and wildlife refuges than any other State in the Union. The aggregate arca of State Game L:=nds passed the 70,000 acra mark on may 29, 1942. On that date szt- | tlement was made for a tract con- taining 661.1 acres in Washington County, purchased from the Harmon Cirzek Coal Corporation, which be- came part of State Game Lands No. 117. That tract, secured at the end of the Commonwealth’s fiscal year, bought the total area of State Game Lands to 700,206.4 acres, all acquired during the period of 22 years since the land purchase program was started. In addition to the large acreag= for which title has bzen secured, 83 tracts, totaling approximat:ly 37,800 acres, are under contract for pur- chase. Titles to these tracts are in various stages of examining, _ab- stracting and perfection of defzcts| preliminary to vesting in the Com- menwealth., The boundary lines of | a few thousand acres have not been surveyed but this work will be com- pleted by mid-summer. V —— BAINBRIDGE FIRE CO. WILL HOLD CARNIVAL There'll be some “tall doings” by the Bainbridge Fire Company on | September 5 thand 7th when they QUALITY MEATS KRALL'S Meat Market West Main St. Mt. Joy oe mR me EYES EXAMINED ‘Dr. Harold C. Killheffer OPTOMETRIST MANHEIM ELIZABETHTOWN 163 S. Charlotte St. Telephone 11-J Mon, Wed., Thurs. Telephone 24-F Tues., Fri, Sat | i li Bm 2 111 1 | tising in the Bulletin! 15 E. High 8t [5 eel 2h contemplate holding ‘a carnival. yo S. Pat. Office. ALL) chu cried Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. | A DATE OF EXPIRATION OF YOUR SUBSCRIPTION ntion to hs sh to call your atte the Kind subscriber we w date under your name ¢ f this paper. That date gives you the time to which your subscription is paid. If its anything other than 1942, we would appre- ciate a prompt remittance. ase attend to this at once. Thank vy you. Saturday, Sept. 5th, the Bain- bridge band will furnish music for the occasion. 2 Monday, Sept, 7th, - Labor Day, there will be a home talent musical revue in three parts. Chicken corn soup, sandwiches, ice cream, soft drinks, etc. will ‘be served, Everybody is most cordially in- vited to attend and assist the fire- men. Wn. YOUNG INSURANCE AND BONDING MARIETTA, PA. _ PHONE 2921, or 49 N. Duke St, LANCASTER, PA. y PHONE 32813. W. J. STALEY, SALUNGA DAILY EVENINGS, 6:20-8 THURS. 9-1 TUES., FRI, SAT. DR. RUBENSTONE DR. S. P. MILLIS EYES OPTOMETRIST EXAMINED TIED FOR HIGH SUNDAY MOOSE BUILDING Leo ‘Derr, of Parkesburg, and W. WHEN IN NEED OF J. Staley, of Salunga, divided top honors in the main 50 Bird 16-yard match of the Utilities Trap and Skeet Club choot held Sunday afternoon over the club's traps near Truce. Both shooters broke 48x50. Vv STONE CEMENT, SAND, CONCRETE BLOCKS, SILLS, LINTELS, ATTENTION BOWLERS STEEL SASH, A very important bowling meet- OVERHEAD GARAGE ing will be held at ' the Lincoln DOORS, y Alleys Thursday night, at eight a YING: o'clock. They will discuss League ruling, and prizes and new By-laws will be made. Charles Z. Derr re- | quests bowlers be sure and. attend. Vv . Stimulate your business by adver- CONCRETE WORK For Prompt and Bourtsous Service | | MT. JOY, PA, 903-R-14 Res. Crushed & Building 4 SAMUEL N. STAFFER okt Office 903-R-18 ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. THRILLING 2 Ewe NIGHT DR. 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Home owners Phone 114 MOUNT JOY LEEDOM NEXT WEEK — FRIDAY - SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11-12 ROSALIND RUSSELL FRED MACMURRAY -in- “TAKE A LETTER DARLING” F X T R A i SATURDAY, SEPT. § = M CHAPTER NO. “SPY SMASHER" MATINEE ONLY EES SATURDAY NITE, SEPTEMBER 5, 1942 WILLIS MYERS AND HIS CANG —Featuring— PROF. SCHNITZEL BUD CARTELL & ROSA IN BITS OF THE WEST THE JOLLY JESTERS MIRTH AND MUSIC GALORE BILL HUNTER THE BAG PUNCHING MARVEL BILLY ELTON IN A BARREL OF FUN AND RAY BD Wr der EATS FIRS GAMES AMUSEMENTS
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