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WISE OWL The Great
With all the defense jobs wn. York Fair
ene of our local youths insists he S 1 5 1 0
wont go to work until he “he geis the the ept. rer
job he wants — — — a Ta tester ur
kiss-proff lipstick. carried on through peace and war
v 'for 91 years, will be held on Sept-
Did you hear that they're goinglember 15, 16, 17 18 and 19, three
io fight the battle of Bunker Hilliweeks earlier: than woal. The Fair
all over again? Know why? Cause will have a day and night program.
it wasn't fought on the level. — —| Changing America in wartime
Smart, aren't I? will be reflected in the big York
exposition.
York Inter-State Fair, which has
No matter how hard you try, you in the heart of an ex-
just can’t have an answer ready tensive agricultural and manufac-
everytime the youth of today asks turing area, the Fair has always
a question. For instance, a small ad sim: lated farm production as well |
wae looking at a picture book when a5, having served as a medium to |
he asked: “Pop, were all the ani- jshow industrial products. This year
mals already on earth when Adam hat function is regarded as im-
and Eve lived in the Garden of as never before due to in-
Eden?” To which his Dagdy an= creased wartime needs.
swered: “Certainly, son.” ; | Larger crowds are expected be-
And the boy thought a minute, =. opportunities the fair |
and then asked: “Well, then what affords thousands of war workers |
did the clothes moth live on?” “land their families to obtain much- |
— — See what 1 mean? needed recreation and relaxation.
¥ The program of entertainment
Which reminds me that I recently expanded to fit in with- the
heard an argument about who in- ,..q5" of the “soldiers of the pro-
vented electricity. A student of our Jina” who are working long
grade school promptly supplied the speed wartime industrial |
answer that Fdison had, but
smarty insisted it was Noah because
when he unloaded his cargo
animals it made the ark light.
a output.
of Special nationally-known feat-
ures will be added to the night pro-
grams. Other amusements and ex-
hibits at the York Inter-State Fair
promise to maintain the high stand-
ard for which the Fair is famous.
Horse-racing, stage specialties and
You know, I hate skunks. — —
They put on such awful airs.
Down at Sloan's the other night!
the after movie young crowd was
having refreshments. I was drink-
tertainment.
ing a “coke” and heard Jack Mec- & Tolivopaved sidwe i
“What makes petrified _ ¢ ay with new
shows and brilliant illumination at
night will be the Fair's center of
attraction.
be features of the grandstand en-
trees?” And Frank Young answered:
“] think its said the wind makes
them rock.”
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Johnny's always kidding us about The Low Down
the anfiquated car we drive and ;
From Hickory Grove
on Sunday when we stopped, engine
steaming, at his house he called: i
“Hey, youre engines smoking” wp. g A is the champion na-
And feeling sure a wisecrack was; for contests. We hog
going to follow, I thought fast and , is contests, and drum major-
yelled back: “Well, its old enough.” ¢ttes knee showin’ contests, and
Y bathing beauties in high heels. I
Up at Gideon Wagner's sale last .-yew yet have seen anybody
Thursday evening a Florin man swimming high heels, but alss, I
was standing near some pig crates have never seen a bathing beauty
when he heard one pig say: “My, I nzar any water. And in all the
never sausage heat.” And another contests so far—no difference which
pig replied: “Me neither. I'm near- onc—you gotta show lots of teeth.
hava
ly bacon.” — — — Well, I don’t Also, you gotta be able to open up
believe him either but that’s his wide encugh so everybody can
story. down at least your tonsils.
—— I have seen enough dimples on
Then there's the Scotchman who knees, etc, so 1 says Henry, why
took a dozen: clams into a Turkish can’t we have something new?
bath with him so he could get them Why not a contest for the nation’s
steamed for nothing. biggest sucker — everybody could
ww enter? Alright, says Henry, you
A farmer near town bought some could gct into that oneyyour own-
tabbits from an Italian at Harris-seli— you wouldn’t need to show
burg. He had them about a week YOUT tonsils, you could just show
and then took them back complain- YOUT ignorance. Henry pulls some
ing: “ Tony, these rabbits you sold Pretty 80 i ones.
me all have the hiccoughs.”. And But down to business—on suck-
not the least surprised, Tony ex- ers. As a starter maybe we could
plained: “Sura, Boss. Dey are 2 contest and find out why so
chin heres A ii 2 y many voters figure that our new
1
“Potomac-type” socialism, if it gets
a foot in the door of one business,
is not gonna put its other foot in
your business next.
Yours with the low down
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The trouble with people they
judge all civilization by the crowd
of folks they are with.
wr
A soldier just back from Alaska
was asked: “Does it get cold up
there?” And he answered: “Horribly
cold, You see, they have no ther-
mometers there and, of course, it
gets just as cold as it pleases.”
yr
Then there was the Scotchman
who found a package of corn plast- difficulty the other day. When it
ers outside Martin’s 5 & 10 and was again mail time, he picked ap
went right uptown and bought a his hat and put it on. After walk-
pair of tight shoes. ling several steps his hat kept sliding
up on his head but each time he
A bakers son: was proposing to pulled it down again, but all the
his sweetie and this is what he said: way back to the station it gave him
“Sweet tart you're roll the world trouble. While standing back thera
to me! I'm a well bread man and waiting for the train it again went
that’s a good raisin why you should up on the top of his head and fin-
marry me. Be my batter half and ally, greatly annoyed, he investigat-
everything will turn out alright. ed and found that one of the boys
Icing your praises night and day at the post office had stretched sev-
because I loaf you. Doughnut re- eral rubber bands around the inside
fuse me, sugar, or you're cruller/of the hat band, making it “creep”
than I think you are!” ap as he moved.
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Aaron Metzler's habit of We will now sing: “She sat on
ing his hat while at the post office her false teeth and bitter tears were
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a glamorous Broadway revue will!
War ‘News
(From Page 1)
bombers hammered the Volga met-
ropolis.
Siri SN etic
Aug. 28—A new lull fell on the
Egyptian battlefield after a British
Junge to test out Axis preparations
for an anticipated attack.
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Aug. 28—American and British
bombers pounded three vital Nazis
targets—the Polish port of Gudnia,
the German rail center of Kassel
and an aircraft plant near Albert,
France. R.AF. planes hit an Italian
cruiser near Crete.
mista: atone
| Aug. 28—British airmen joined
| American fliers in the Western At-
{lantic to combat Axis submarines,
which meanwhile sent down their
ja victim, a Norweigan ship.
lA 18.
| Berlin
and eastern
31—Soviet airmen pounded
and other cities of central
Germany Saturday
night, starting 17 big fires in the
| capital and at least 31 lesser ones,
the government announced Sunday
night. Nine explosions were report-
ed.
Koenigsberg in East Prussia, and
Danzig and Stettin were also at-
tacted, the government said. In
Koenigsberg 29 fires were reported,
eight of them large ones, anil six
big explosives were noted by the
Soviet raiders.
All Soviet planes returned safely
to their base.
Aug. 31-—The RAF, held to its bas-
es by unsuitable flying weather,
took a night off Saturday. But day-
light heirs Sunday brought a re-
sumption of what is virtually a non-
stop air attack on Germany and oc-
cupied territories in the west. The
day’s operations appeared to be lim-
ited to scattered intruder attacks on |
such cross-channel targets as docks,
airdromes, repair depots and motor |
caravans. |
se MW iid |
Sopt. 2—Msarshal Rommel’s tank |
and infantry forces in Egypt were
trying to thread the desert min»
ficlds last night, in battle with Al-
lizd forces which includes the first |
regular United States combat troops |
to see action
Su:zz. Nazi
routed by
on the approach:s to |
dive bombers wer2
U. S. fighters while
American bomkers blasted Rommel’s
supply lines. Axis tanks made
slight penetrations into the British
line just north of the Qattara De- |
pression.
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pena 3 |
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S:pt. 2—Russica troops were |
forced back anew southwest of |
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Stalingrad by strengthened Nazi |
tank forces, although still holding |
zbova the vital Volga city. The
Reds also admitted a further with- |
drawal in the Caucasus.
MI waar
Sept. 2—All five of the Japan-s°
lodgements on New Guinea wer= |
under ccnecntrated attack by Al-
lied warplanes. Survivors of
Jap’s futile Milne Bay invasion |
were bzing mopped up by Austral- |
ians ashore. [
Foreign Minister Togo resigned |
for “personal reasons” and Premier |
Tojo assumed his post in the Jap- |
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the |
aneze cabinzt, a move interpreted as |
an indication of an imminent Jap- |
anese move on Siberia.
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HALDERMAN CAPTURES
TRAPSHOOT DIADEM
Vandalia, O.—James F. Halder-
man, 32-year-old farmer from Mor- |
ris, I111., who has been shooting only
three years, Friday won the high-
est prize in the clay target sport.
In one of the most dramatic
shootoffs in the event's history the
1llinois marksman, who farms 600
acres, defeated Art Finney, Man-
kota, Minn., dry cleaner, 25 to 23
after they had tied at 193 in the
200-target Grand American
Handicap ever held.
enly
The pair finished out front in a
field of almost 1,000 of the best
shooters in the western hemisphere.
Halderman fired from 20 yards in
the big handicap. Finney from 23.
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between mails, got him into some shed.”
Turn useless articles about your
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‘WE HAVE.....
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Our Sportsmen
Own 700,000
Acres of Land
The Sportsmen of Pennsylvania to-
day own more land for public hunt-
ing grounds and wildlife refuges
than any other State in the Union.
The aggregate arca of State Game
L:=nds passed the 70,000 acra mark
on may 29, 1942. On that date szt-
| tlement was made for a tract con-
taining 661.1 acres in Washington
County, purchased from the Harmon
Cirzek Coal Corporation, which be-
came part of State Game Lands No.
117. That tract, secured at the end
of the Commonwealth’s fiscal year,
bought the total area of State Game
Lands to 700,206.4 acres, all acquired
during the period of 22 years since
the land purchase program was
started.
In addition to the large acreag= for
which title has bzen secured, 83
tracts, totaling approximat:ly 37,800
acres, are under contract for pur-
chase. Titles to these tracts are in
various stages of examining, _ab-
stracting and perfection of defzcts|
preliminary to vesting in the Com-
menwealth., The boundary lines of |
a few thousand acres have not been
surveyed but this work will be com-
pleted by mid-summer.
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BAINBRIDGE FIRE CO.
WILL HOLD CARNIVAL
There'll be some “tall doings” by
the Bainbridge Fire Company on |
September 5 thand 7th when they
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Telephone 11-J
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ciate a prompt remittance. ase attend to this at once.
Thank vy
you.
Saturday, Sept. 5th, the Bain-
bridge band will furnish music for
the occasion. 2
Monday, Sept, 7th, - Labor Day,
there will be a home talent musical
revue in three parts.
Chicken corn soup, sandwiches,
ice cream, soft drinks, etc. will ‘be
served,
Everybody is most cordially in-
vited to attend and assist the fire-
men.
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AND
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TIED FOR HIGH SUNDAY
MOOSE BUILDING
Leo ‘Derr, of Parkesburg, and W. WHEN IN NEED OF
J. Staley, of Salunga, divided top
honors in the main 50 Bird 16-yard
match of the Utilities Trap and
Skeet Club choot held Sunday
afternoon over the club's traps near
Truce. Both shooters broke 48x50.
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STONE
CEMENT, SAND,
CONCRETE BLOCKS,
SILLS, LINTELS,
ATTENTION BOWLERS STEEL SASH,
A very important bowling meet- OVERHEAD GARAGE
ing will be held at ' the Lincoln DOORS,
y Alleys Thursday night, at eight a YING:
o'clock. They will discuss League
ruling, and prizes and new By-laws
will be made. Charles Z. Derr re-
| quests bowlers be sure and. attend.
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Stimulate your business by adver-
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Cemetery Memorials. Our present stock was secured be-
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opportunities in the face of a rising market.
The People’s Marble. and Granite Works
J. N. KEENER, Propr. MAYTOWN, PA.
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for All-Wisier Coal
“to Production for
Victory.
Just as soon as your winter coal is in your bin, you've relieved
Uncle Sam of another transportation problem.
are urged now to fill their bins in order to avoid last minute rush-
ing when fuel is needed and when our transportation system is
under greatest strain.. ;Don’t help the enemy by tying up our
transportation. Get your coal in now.. We'll be glad to handle
orders as fast as they come in.
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CHAPTER NO.
“SPY SMASHER"
MATINEE ONLY
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SATURDAY NITE, SEPTEMBER 5, 1942
WILLIS MYERS
AND HIS CANG
—Featuring—
PROF. SCHNITZEL
BUD CARTELL & ROSA
IN BITS OF THE WEST
THE JOLLY JESTERS
MIRTH AND MUSIC GALORE
BILL HUNTER
THE BAG PUNCHING MARVEL
BILLY ELTON
IN A BARREL OF FUN
AND RAY
BD Wr der
EATS
FIRS
GAMES AMUSEMENTS