WR spd po Mat M7 AHH OWL LAFFS a Ye A WISE OWL There's going to be some awful- ly happy robins around these parts when Cappy Mumma goes to the army. He's been leading them a Hectic life lately and it’s all be- cause he likes to fish but hates to hunt bait, so-0-0 he waits ‘til a robin digs a worm out of the ground, then chases the poor bird and takes the worm.——Ain’t he cruel? A REG'LAR FELLERS—On Home Grouiids The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster 2 i County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, July 23, 1942 By GENE BYRNES THIS HERE RECORD SAYS YoU HIT 376 AND #425 IN JUNE Tae IN APRIL IN MAY // XEE-RECKT, CAPTAIN / WE NEED AHITTER { C. E. was held in the Ironville |U.E. church, Sunday evening with Mrs. Lorraine Kauffman Rettew, |president: Tha lesson wason “gam- |bling” and a general discussion Iwas conducted with the members |that were present. { On Sunday morning during the Sunday School period, the Sunday |School class taught by Mrs. Aaron | Metzger, presided an American | flag to the school, the presentation land dedication was conducted by Can you imagine life looking yr. Iona Metzger, and Mrs. Lor- darker than Harlem in a blackout? Here's a little air raid instruct- jon that was missed, but it's aw- fully important—“If a bomb makes hit on you, don’t go to a direct pieces.” Saw a friend of mine who was just recently married and after one look at tis new wife I came to the conclusion that he must have pick- ed her during an air raid——She certainly looks a wreck. A lot of fellows ideas of being a fellow who looked for a job for the last two) skilled laborer is the years and didn't get one yet. A Florin lady went to a psychia-| trist and complained: “Doctor, I'm| voices all the time but I can’t tell who is speak- so worried, I hear ing.” Amazed, the doctor inquired “That's s:ricus. When does happen?” And she explaine “Whenever Ianswer the telephone. —A coupla’ patients like that a it oi The Women’s Bible class taught vcd Fox {rain Rettew, read the names of [the boys from the village who are |serving in the service. | The Merry Maids Sunday School lclass will hold their class meeting (at Twin Oaks pocl on Thursday levening, the hostess, will be the lteackzr of the class, Mrs. Edna |Forrey. Anna Bard, is president |of the class, and will have charge lof the program. Mrs. Jonas Eaby, has returned {homz, being a patient, at the Lan- caster Hospital for several weeks. The Ironville U.B.S.S. held their annual picnic at Twin Oaks on Saturday, a table picnic was held and 135 were fed, music was furnished by the “Music Mak- ers” of Columbia, and in the eve- ning a program of games were en- |joyesd by all present. Mr. Albright .|gave each member of the school a ‘free ride onthe “Merry-go-round.” » by Mrs. Taylor Weaver, Mrs. John president, will hold their class {meeting at the home of Mrs. Da- iatri ill d -| i i we ee 3 Tuy lvid Rettew on Tuesday evening. i op Se .|. The. Oranges Blossom Bible class ih te M will Jever hear a fellow imitate a taught by Mrs. Iona Metzger, wi cat nw’ a dog n’ a wolf, No? Wel >. does it like this—“Meow, —bhow wow wow—hiya, babe!” didn’t think it was funny either. There’s an insurance has it's offices on thie tenth floor o! the Empire State buildingand they ar py 3 ing that the are; So prompt mn payne 4 Va. was homa over the week-end other day when a client jumpe out of the twentieth story handed him his check meow Elmer Garber, company, they, as he pass- 1 hold their class meeting on Tues- day evening at the home of Mrs. Hazzl Fornoff, was a week-end |guest at Mohnton, she attended a |picnic on Saturday, and on Sun- day, played several musical num- bers during the services. Wayne Arncld, of Fort Storey, f the guest of his wife, Mrs. Janet |Fornoff Arnold. Donald Staley was visiting over i. week-end at Pine Grove, Pa. 2 Wi ra “Business is lousy” complained Mr. and Mis. Norman inter : meyer, have returned from Hya- the exterminator. i . 3 Mass. where she was the “Mine too, in fact it stinks,”| : 1 'guest of her husband, Mr. Winter- snap the zits er returned after visiting here “Mine looks pretty T : growled the coal dealer. “Come with me,” said the elevator operator, “I'll give you a lift.” . A coupla fellows from town wer {several days. Mr. and Mrs. Cleon Staley, Mrs. Minnie Staley, Dennis and Mrs. Harry Diffenderfer, attended the funeral of a relative Morris Rider, out around hog hunting when the at Littlestown Pa. The funeral one called “Hey, Joe, can 4 Was held from the Reformed ground hog swear?” “Of course church Monday morning. - yeplied his friend. “Then that’ wasn’t one I just shot,” came the answer. ocal Affairs | (From page 1) At long last 1 found out’ why|Creck Mennonite church. umpires wesr masks. At a ball| game at Philly recently I was sit-yihtown, The Kreider Shoe Co. at Eliza- received a Government ting on the grandstand when the for 5,000 pairs of shoes. young lady next to me asked her A report from Washington says escort: “Why does the nan in scrap rubber drive resulted in black coat wear that wire mask, yp. of 454,155 tons. is he dangerous?” And her escort replied: “Yeah, they're afraid he’ bite the players.” the Have you heard version of Mary, Had a Little Lamb? town Trust Co. Here ’tis— Mary had a little lamb, Given her to keep, It followed her around until It died from lack of sleep. A man near Lancaster, was tak- lien to the hospital for the removal of Japanese beetle from his ear. Russell L. Hein, merchant, was modern ¢lected a director of the Elizabeth- He succeeds the late Harry J. Gish. Struck by a piece of fallen timber, Jerome Karis, 18, Silver Spring, was sent to the hospital. He works at the RCA plant at Lancaster. Two persons were hurt and two ier here te A colored soldier from near others injured when an auto ran had bzen peeling potatoes until his off tite Lincoln Highway and into hands ached. Turning to a fellow K P he said: “ What dat sergeant mean when he calls us K P?” “Ah Avenue solved their construction dunno,” replied his co-worker, problem by arming the tools and “put from de look on his face Ah going to work themseives. It seems think he means “Keep Peelin’.”—I they wanted a trellis built for think he’s right. morning glories and they waited land they waited and waited and the waited but the men: just couldn’t It’s/get around to it, so they built it and it's really a masterpiece(that lis. it was,) but I'm afraid to look {for it now, after that wind on be-|Monday, cause it was a trifle “fra- i; called to the army and the gile.” Anyhow, they tried, even gen around the house “too though they're being kidded about bilsy” two ladies on Chocolate|it an awful lot. a creek at Leaman Place. Have you ever noticed that most successful men are bald? only natural though, they come out on top. | ‘With all kind of skilled labor i Deer Killed In Pa. In 1941 In the “poorest season since 19- 36,” Pennsylvania hunters killed 18,159 deer last year, a decrease of 68,416 from the 1940 season, the game commission repoited today. Only antlered deer were fair game during the 1941 season, while in 1940 both bucks and does were legal. In 1936 only 18,048 antlered deer were slain. All told, the Commission said, re- ports from 85 percent of the hun- ters showed 5,14228% animals and birds were bagged last year. Rabbits led" the list of game with 3,229,024 in 1941, compared with 3,061,127 the previous season. Other reports: squirrels, 855,480 in 1941 and 991,353 in 1940; wood- chucks, 181,778 in 1941 and 183,484 in 1940; raccoons, 40,622 in 1941, end 39,231 in 1940; wild turkeys, 3484 in 1941, and 4910 in 1940; ruf- fed grouse, 169,329 in 1941, and 209,879 in 1940; ringneck pheasants, 477,914 in 1941, and 422975 in 1940; bebwhite quail, 63,200 in 1941, and 69,199 in 1940; woodcock, 26,187 in 1941, and 27,151 in 1940; shorebirds, 3220 in 1941, and 4702 in 1240; wild geese, 1769 in 1941, and 1967 in 19- 40; wild ducks, 48,935 in 1941 and 47,178 in 1940, and grackles, 41,347 in 1941, and 39,700 in 1940. Local Draft Classifications By No. 1Board (From Page 3) Class 2-B to October 15, 1942 Howard Stoner, Jr., E'town. Hiester Fbling Klahr, E'town, Edgar Sylvester Shank, E'town. Class 2-A to Dec. 1, 1942 William Markle College, R2, Mt. Joy. Harry Charles Rohrer, Jr, R2, Manheim, Class 3-A to Cet. 1, 1942 Earl Reigle Geltmacher, R1, Co- lumbia. Irvin Lipp Charles, R1, Marietta. Class 2-A to Nov. 1, 1942 Allén Whiteraft Ruhl, R3, Manheim Orville S. Miller, R3, E'town. Arthur Foreman, R1, Etown. Flam Brubaker Metzl=r, R2, Lititz. Class 1-A Richard Moyer, Manheim, Reuben Flory Nis l:y, Manheim. LCaniel Brennem:-n Carter, R3, E'- town. Gorden William Geistweite, bridge. Harry Absalom Shirker, Manheim. Roy Abele Spittler, R1, E'town. Charles Franklin Derr, R3, E'town. Clayten Hein Brandt, Etown. Class 1-C Elmer Eowman Herman, Mt. Joy. Class 3-A to Jan. 1, 1943 Otto I. Florschultz, E'town. Class 2-B to Oct. 1, 1942 Tcnald Albert Ream, E’town. Class 2-A to Jan. 1, 1943 John Harolds Hein, R2, E'town. Class 2-A to Jan. 15, 1942 Donald Eugene Krebs, Marietta. Class 3-A te Sept. 1, 1942 Russel William Leib, Bainbridge. Class 2-B to Jan. 20, 1943 George Frederick Claybaugh, Har- risburg. Bain- Class 2-B to Jan. 1, 1943 Paul Stayer Groff, Ogden, Utah. Class 3-A to Sept. 15, 1942 Wayne Edward Kretzing, E'town. . Class 2-B to Nov. 15, 1942 Clarence Maynard Colvin, Billmyer Class 3-A to Nov. 1, 1942 Leonard Leroy Reisinger, Bain- bridge. Raymond Charles Styer, Hampton, Va... i i. Ieee PLANT RAPE PASTURE Dwarf Essex rape can be planted up to the middle of July to grow fall pasture for pigs, say livestock men at Pennsylvania State College. re rm Stimulate your business by adver- ising in the Bulletin. { i - 0OD-NOW TEL. THATS NOT THOSE ARE FLIES MY mom ME , MI DUFFY, [ONLY MY HITTING AST ME 70 KETCH WHENEVER ERE THEM HITS RECORD “THATS THEY GOT IN OUR HOUSE, 0 I SINGLES, DOUBLES, A MY FIELPING- CAUGHT 'EM AN' RIT'EM AT TH’ From Hickory Grove Maybe now and then it makes a person feel better to lash out at the British, calling ’em slow-pokes and bunglers. I am not trying to say we should say okay to every- thing they do. They have been in plenty of messes. It sometimes seems like they wait until the oth- er guy gets em down on their back just so they can show him they are the best man, and can get up. For one thing, England should have known what was going to happen in France, living just the Channel and seeing them go Socialistic there, day by day—sit-downs and all. Socialism made France duck-soup for Ger- many—and allowed Germany a tce-hcld on England's doorstep. Alright, says Henry, how can you blame the British for not see- ing across the Channel when right here at home we don't even see across the street. We are only a bop step and jump ahead of Soc- ialism. If what happened in France is anything to go by we better wipe off our specs before we cross the ocean and start onto the Brit- ish for bungling. Henry is no greenhorn—or greenpea. He looks —and sees. He don't just look. Yours with the low down, nell A Messe NEWTOWN Mr. Lewis Resh, a patient at the Columbia Hospital, had his foot amputated on Tuesday. Asi Mrs. Joseph Strickler, of Kirk- wood, and daughter Mrs. Victor Longenecker, of Elizabethtown were Saturday visitors of Mr. and Mrs, Daniel M. Moore. Rev. and Mrs. Oscar Buch, of Manheim, and Mr. and Mrs. Calvin | Campbell, of Lancaster, were Sun- day visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Risser and Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Arndt. Mr. and Mrs. Howard Hammer and daughter Doris, of Lancaster, were Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Gamber. Doris is spending the week with the Gam- ber family. Corp. and Mrs. Guy Winters, of Manheim, and Corp. Marion Chris- topher, of Fort Lawn, South Caro- | lina, were Sunday guests of Miss | Vera Haines. Corporals Winters | and Christopher stationed at Camp Meade, Md. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Ressler, of Mount Joy, and Mr. Victor Fogie, Jr., of York, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. William Fogie Sr. Mrs. Fannie Powers, of Lancaster, Mrs. Lillian Strom, of Leacock; and Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Shuman, of Maytown, were week-end visitors of Mrs. Daniel Derr. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Haak, of Richland, Mrs. Susan Lux of White Oak and Mr. Daniel Peifer, of Mt. Joy, visited Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Peifer over the week-end. Mr. John Rhoads attended servi- ces at Hossler’s church on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Rollman and son Billie of Lititz, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. William Haines. Mr. Oscar Lease, of Marietta, Mr. Earl Kipp and Mr. and Mrs. Earl are Sheaffer, of Elizabethtown, were Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Victor Snyder. Mr. and Mrs. John Koser of Kiinesville spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Walter Brandt. Misses Jeanette and Iona Moore, of Columbia, were week-end visit ors of their sister Mrs. Theodore Sener. ———— eee PLANT LATE VEGETABLES There is still time to plant some vegetables in the garden space va- cated by harvesting the early crops. Vegetable specialists, of the 'Penn- sylvania®' State Cellege'suggest soup beans, turnips, lettuce, kale, and spinach. Keep the garden work- ing by growing as much as you can. I San Salvador—Salvador now has Affairs i children RECORD 100 SAME. TIME 4 (From Page 1) guests of Mr. and Mrs. George Shetter. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Miller and daughter of Elizabethtown, spent Wednesday with Mr. Samuel Shel- ly. Rev. I. W. Funk who has been suffering with a bruised hand had it lanced at the hospital on Wed- nesday. y Two hundred ninety persons at- tended the Bible School at the Church of Brethren on Tuesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Buchnauer and son Jerry and Mary Buchnau- er spent Sunday and Monday at Pittsburgh. Miss Mary Sentz and neice Doris Shealts of Canada are spend- ing the week with the formers parents, Mr. and Mrs. Sentz. Mr. and + Mrs. Harvey Leedom and Mr. and Mrs. Stahl of Camp Hill called on Mr. and Mrs. Harry L:edom on Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. George Mumper of tewn, and Mr. and Mrs. John Ben- der and family of Milton Grove, spent Sunday with Ben Frey and family at Paxtang. Pvt. D. J. Golden, P.M.P. pro- secuted Henry M. Chambers, Rl Bridgeton, N. J. on two charges before Justice of the Peace H. B. Wittle. Charges were failing to! have motor vehicle properly in- | spected and also failing to trans- fer registration plates from one motor vehicle to another. Rp Simin 0 ii] Mr. and Mrs. Charles Shank en- tertained at their home last Thurs- day evening: Mrs. Ray Alexander, Mrs. Bill Heist and son, Mike Mrs. | Lave Harnish, Mrs. Rufus Kuhns, | Misses Betty Kuhns and Susan Harnish of Lancaster. Mr. and Mrs. Jay Fullerton of | Charlcttesville, N. €C. visited friends in town. Mr. and Mrs. Sheldon Stump and daughtar, Sylvia spent Sunday at York. Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Leedom and and Mr. and Mrs. Chas. W. Shank spent Sunday at Landis Valley. Mr. and Mrs. Rufus Miller nouce thz birth of a son, Kenneth Lee. | Misses Mary and Tepessa Reikert | cf Lancast:r are spending several days with Mr. and Mrs. Chas. W.! Shank. SALUNGA Miss Fannie Boyce of Lancaster an- | | spent Tuesday with Mrs. J. H.! Peifer. Mr. and Mrs. Chester Cooper of Lancaster were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Cooper. Mr. and Mrs. George McFarland of Lancaster spent saveral days with the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hiestand. Mrs. Annie L. Peifer of town and Mrs. Annie Newcomer of Mt. Joy, R2 spent last Thursday with Mrs. Newcomer's daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Menno Hoffer, Manheim, R2. MR. MERCHANT « SEE THAT SHE READS YOUR AD ‘IN THESE COLUMNS before She | goes SHOPPING 33 movie theaters. THE 34TH ANNIVERSARY THURSDAY, AUGUST 6 The Good Shepherd Home, for crippled children and old people. in Allentown, Pa., will celebrate its 34th Anniversary on Thursday, August 6th, 1942. The principal speaker will be; The Rev. Russell D. Syder, D. D.,' Professor at the Lutheran Theo- logical Seminary at Mt. Airy, Phil- adelphia, Pa, A Pageant will be presented by the crippled children entitled, “ David and Jonathan.” Due to the travelling conditions the Good Shepherd Home is em- phasing its written appeal and hope that if you are unable to come you will not forget the crip- pled, the blind and the aged, and will send in your contribution. royce ily il ios SOUNDS SENSIBLE Limited use of the automobile for a vacation trip is neither un- patriotic nor inconsistent with the Government's conservation pro- gram, according to a statement Te- ceived by the Lancaster Automo- bile Club from A.A.A. national headquarters in Washington, D. C. The statement, which has the okay of the Office of Defense Transpor- tation, points out that vacations are recognized by Government of- ficials as important to the health, walfare and efficiency of the American public during the time of all-out war effort. eet) eee | STORE SURPLUS SEED to seed Gardenzrs who are planning hold over surplus vegetable or to save sced produced this year should be careful about where they store the seed if is to grow next year. Vegetable specialists of the Pennsylvania State College say that a cool, even temperature with 50 per cent humidity is best. 4 mr eel I rer Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. WAR DAMAGES INSURANCE] YOUR AGENT IS 0. K. Snyder Insure With O K All Ways NOTARY PUBLIC Dr. R. M. Balderson OPTOMETRIST 85 E. Main St. MT. JOY, PA | PALMYRA, PA. Palmyra Bank Building Mon., Tues.,, Wed. and FrlL 9to 12 A M. 1t05 P. M | 7i0 8 P.M. { Phone 8 i | MOUNT JOY 85 East Main Street Thur., 9:30-12:30—1:30-5:30 Sat., 1:30.5:30—6:30-7:30 J <p | aa \, uk TRAIN ON IT... Of course we can’t all be athletic, but we can be healthy by drinking milk plenty of it. RED ROSE DAIRY :CLARENCE: S. GREIDER, Prop. ‘MOUNT JOY, PA. PHONE 907-R-3 PASTEURIZED ASK FOR MILK AND ~4 CREAM TOP CREAM BOTTLE se I ——————————— ee collectively as a nation. er reason, then, YOUR OWN HOME. PRES., H. G. CARPENTER V. PRES., GRANT GERBERICH It is one of the characteristics of a free people that they should seek for themselves as individ- uals the independence that they have achieved why you, should seek your independence by OWNING DO NOT LET INADEQUATE FINANCES HINDER" YOU IN REACHING THIS GOAL Consult The Mt. Joy Building & Loan Association Under Supervision State Banking Dept. OFFICERS There is no more clear- as an individual, E. M. BOMBERGER R. FELLENBAUM SEC, TREAS,, DAILY 9-5. THURS. 9-1 DR. RUBENSTONE DR. S. P. MILLIS OPTOMETRIST EVENINGS, 6:30-8 TUES, FRI, SAT. EYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED BROKEN LENSES REPLACED SAME DAY MT. JOY PHONE 334-J MOOSE BUILDING i ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. [#8 CR EY TE Ra i pre A SPENCER CORSET Will Give You Fine Posture! It will smooth away every bulge, and relieve back- ache, hecdache and nervous tension vhen caused by poor posture or sagging abdominal muscles. PT — in A - : MARY W. FREY 134 S. Market St. spencer upporti > 943. al ee oer? Phone 243-R. E'TOWN, PA. —— EVENINGS J Oo Y MATINEE Suows SATURDAYS 7 AND 9:00 P. M. AND SATURDAYS I x I A T R i HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M. SEE ror Mount Joy, Pa. Fem FRIDAY - SATURDAY, JULY 24-25 ANN SHERIDAN - RONALD REAGAN “JUKE in GIRL” MONDAY, JULY 27 WILLIAM HOLDEN - ELLEN DREW “THE REMARKABLE ANDREW” in TUESDAY, JULY 28 JOE E. BROWN in “SHUT MY BIG MOUTH" — ALSO — BRENDA JOYCE in "RIGHT TO THE HEART" ~ WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY, JULY 28 - 30 JUDY CANOVA - BILLY GILBERT “SLEEPYTIME GAL” in NEXT WEEK—FRIDAY JULY 31 - SATURDAY AUGUST 1 BETTE DAVIS - GEORGE BRENT “IN THIS OUR LIFE” EXTRA! SATURDAY, JULY 28, "DICK TRACY vs. CRIME INC.” MATINEE ONLY LAST CHAPTER
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