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A WISE OWL
There's going to be some awful-
ly happy robins around these parts
when Cappy Mumma goes to the
army. He's been leading them a
Hectic life lately and it’s all be-
cause he likes to fish but hates to
hunt bait, so-0-0 he waits ‘til a
robin digs a worm out of the
ground, then chases the poor bird
and takes the worm.——Ain’t he
cruel?
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REG'LAR FELLERS—On Home Grouiids
The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster
2
i County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, July 23, 1942
By GENE BYRNES
THIS HERE RECORD
SAYS YoU HIT 376
AND #425 IN JUNE
Tae
IN APRIL IN MAY // XEE-RECKT,
CAPTAIN /
WE NEED AHITTER
{ C. E. was held in the Ironville
|U.E. church, Sunday evening with
Mrs. Lorraine Kauffman Rettew,
|president: Tha lesson wason “gam-
|bling” and a general discussion
Iwas conducted with the members
|that were present.
{ On Sunday morning during the
Sunday School period, the Sunday
|School class taught by Mrs. Aaron
| Metzger, presided an American
| flag to the school, the presentation
land dedication was conducted by
Can you imagine life looking yr. Iona Metzger, and Mrs. Lor-
darker than Harlem in a blackout?
Here's a little air raid instruct-
jon that was missed, but it's aw-
fully important—“If a bomb makes
hit on you, don’t go to
a direct
pieces.”
Saw a friend of mine who was
just recently married and after one
look at tis new wife I came to the
conclusion that he must have pick-
ed her during an air raid——She
certainly looks a wreck.
A lot of fellows ideas of being a
fellow who
looked for a job for the last two)
skilled laborer is the
years and didn't get one yet.
A Florin lady went to a psychia-|
trist and complained: “Doctor, I'm|
voices all the
time but I can’t tell who is speak-
so worried, I hear
ing.” Amazed, the doctor inquired
“That's s:ricus. When does
happen?” And she explaine
“Whenever Ianswer the telephone.
—A coupla’ patients like that a
it
oi The Women’s Bible class taught
vcd Fox
{rain Rettew, read the names of
[the boys from the village who are
|serving in the service.
| The Merry Maids Sunday School
lclass will hold their class meeting
(at Twin Oaks pocl on Thursday
levening, the hostess, will be the
lteackzr of the class, Mrs. Edna
|Forrey. Anna Bard, is president
|of the class, and will have charge
lof the program.
Mrs. Jonas Eaby, has returned
{homz, being a patient, at the Lan-
caster Hospital for several weeks.
The Ironville U.B.S.S. held
their annual picnic at Twin Oaks
on Saturday, a table picnic
was held and 135 were fed, music
was furnished by the “Music Mak-
ers” of Columbia, and in the eve-
ning a program of games were en-
|joyesd by all present. Mr. Albright
.|gave each member of the school a
‘free ride onthe “Merry-go-round.”
» by Mrs. Taylor Weaver, Mrs. John
president, will hold their class
{meeting at the home of Mrs. Da-
iatri ill d -|
i i we ee 3 Tuy lvid Rettew on Tuesday evening.
i op Se .|. The. Oranges Blossom Bible class
ih te M will
Jever hear a fellow imitate a taught by Mrs. Iona Metzger, wi
cat nw’ a dog n’ a wolf, No? Wel
>. does it like this—“Meow,
—bhow wow wow—hiya, babe!”
didn’t think it was funny either.
There’s an insurance
has it's offices on thie tenth floor o!
the Empire State buildingand they
ar py 3 ing that the
are; So prompt mn payne 4 Va. was homa over the week-end
other day when a client jumpe
out of the twentieth story
handed him his check
meow
Elmer Garber,
company,
they,
as he pass-
1 hold their class meeting on Tues-
day evening at the home of Mrs.
Hazzl Fornoff, was a week-end
|guest at Mohnton, she attended a
|picnic on Saturday, and on Sun-
day, played several musical num-
bers during the services.
Wayne Arncld, of Fort Storey,
f
the guest of his wife, Mrs. Janet
|Fornoff Arnold.
Donald Staley was visiting over
i. week-end at Pine Grove, Pa.
2 Wi ra
“Business is lousy” complained Mr. and Mis. Norman inter
: meyer, have returned from Hya-
the exterminator.
i . 3 Mass. where she was the
“Mine too, in fact it stinks,”| :
1 'guest of her husband, Mr. Winter-
snap the zits er returned after visiting here
“Mine looks pretty T :
growled the coal dealer.
“Come with me,” said the elevator
operator, “I'll give you a lift.”
. A coupla fellows from town wer
{several days.
Mr. and Mrs. Cleon Staley, Mrs.
Minnie Staley, Dennis and Mrs.
Harry Diffenderfer, attended the
funeral of a relative Morris Rider,
out around hog hunting when the at Littlestown Pa. The funeral
one called “Hey, Joe, can 4 Was held from the Reformed
ground hog swear?” “Of course church Monday morning.
- yeplied his friend. “Then that’
wasn’t one I just shot,” came the
answer.
ocal Affairs
| (From page 1)
At long last 1 found out’ why|Creck Mennonite church.
umpires wesr masks. At a
ball|
game at Philly recently I was sit-yihtown,
The Kreider Shoe Co. at Eliza-
received a Government
ting on the grandstand when the for 5,000 pairs of shoes.
young lady next to me asked her
A report from Washington says
escort: “Why does the nan in scrap rubber drive resulted in
black coat wear that wire mask, yp. of 454,155 tons.
is he dangerous?” And her escort
replied: “Yeah, they're afraid he’
bite the players.”
the
Have you heard
version of Mary, Had a Little Lamb? town Trust Co.
Here ’tis—
Mary had a little lamb,
Given her to keep,
It followed her around until
It died from lack of sleep.
A man near Lancaster, was tak-
lien to the hospital for the removal
of Japanese beetle from his ear.
Russell L. Hein, merchant, was
modern ¢lected a director of the Elizabeth-
He succeeds the
late Harry J. Gish.
Struck by a piece of fallen timber,
Jerome Karis, 18, Silver Spring, was
sent to the hospital. He works at the
RCA plant at Lancaster.
Two persons were hurt and two
ier here te
A colored soldier from near others injured when an auto ran
had bzen peeling potatoes until his off tite
Lincoln Highway and into
hands ached. Turning to a fellow
K P he said: “ What dat sergeant
mean when he calls us K P?” “Ah Avenue solved their construction
dunno,” replied his co-worker, problem by arming the tools and
“put from de look on his face Ah going to work themseives. It seems
think he means “Keep Peelin’.”—I they wanted a trellis built for
think he’s right. morning glories and they waited
land they waited and waited and
the waited but the men: just couldn’t
It’s/get around to it, so they built it
and it's really a masterpiece(that
lis. it was,) but I'm afraid to look
{for it now, after that wind on
be-|Monday, cause it was a trifle “fra-
i; called to the army and the gile.” Anyhow, they tried, even
gen around the house “too though they're being kidded about
bilsy” two ladies on Chocolate|it an awful lot.
a creek at Leaman Place.
Have you ever noticed that
most successful men are bald?
only natural though, they come out
on top.
|
‘With all kind of skilled labor
i
Deer Killed
In Pa. In 1941
In the “poorest season since 19-
36,” Pennsylvania hunters killed
18,159 deer last year, a decrease of
68,416 from the 1940 season, the
game commission repoited today.
Only antlered deer were fair
game during the 1941 season, while
in 1940 both bucks and does were
legal. In 1936 only 18,048 antlered
deer were slain.
All told, the Commission said, re-
ports from 85 percent of the hun-
ters showed 5,14228% animals and
birds were bagged last year.
Rabbits led" the list of game with
3,229,024 in 1941, compared with
3,061,127 the previous season.
Other reports: squirrels, 855,480
in 1941 and 991,353 in 1940; wood-
chucks, 181,778 in 1941 and 183,484
in 1940; raccoons, 40,622 in 1941,
end 39,231 in 1940; wild turkeys,
3484 in 1941, and 4910 in 1940; ruf-
fed grouse, 169,329 in 1941, and
209,879 in 1940; ringneck pheasants,
477,914 in 1941, and 422975 in 1940;
bebwhite quail, 63,200 in 1941, and
69,199 in 1940; woodcock, 26,187 in
1941, and 27,151 in 1940; shorebirds,
3220 in 1941, and 4702 in 1240; wild
geese, 1769 in 1941, and 1967 in 19-
40; wild ducks, 48,935 in 1941 and
47,178 in 1940, and grackles, 41,347
in 1941, and 39,700 in 1940.
Local Draft
Classifications
By No. 1Board
(From Page 3)
Class 2-B
to October 15, 1942
Howard Stoner, Jr., E'town.
Hiester Fbling Klahr, E'town,
Edgar Sylvester Shank, E'town.
Class 2-A
to Dec. 1, 1942
William Markle College, R2, Mt.
Joy.
Harry Charles Rohrer, Jr, R2,
Manheim,
Class 3-A
to Cet. 1, 1942
Earl Reigle Geltmacher, R1, Co-
lumbia.
Irvin Lipp Charles, R1, Marietta.
Class 2-A
to Nov. 1, 1942
Allén Whiteraft Ruhl, R3, Manheim
Orville S. Miller, R3, E'town.
Arthur Foreman, R1, Etown.
Flam Brubaker Metzl=r, R2, Lititz.
Class 1-A
Richard Moyer, Manheim,
Reuben Flory Nis l:y, Manheim.
LCaniel Brennem:-n Carter, R3, E'-
town.
Gorden William Geistweite,
bridge.
Harry Absalom Shirker, Manheim.
Roy Abele Spittler, R1, E'town.
Charles Franklin Derr, R3, E'town.
Clayten Hein Brandt, Etown.
Class 1-C
Elmer Eowman Herman, Mt. Joy.
Class 3-A
to Jan. 1, 1943
Otto I. Florschultz, E'town.
Class 2-B
to Oct. 1, 1942
Tcnald Albert Ream, E’town.
Class 2-A
to Jan. 1, 1943
John Harolds Hein, R2, E'town.
Class 2-A
to Jan. 15, 1942
Donald Eugene Krebs, Marietta.
Class 3-A
te Sept. 1, 1942
Russel William Leib, Bainbridge.
Class 2-B
to Jan. 20, 1943
George Frederick Claybaugh, Har-
risburg.
Bain-
Class 2-B
to Jan. 1, 1943
Paul Stayer Groff, Ogden, Utah.
Class 3-A
to Sept. 15, 1942
Wayne Edward Kretzing, E'town.
. Class 2-B
to Nov. 15, 1942
Clarence Maynard Colvin, Billmyer
Class 3-A
to Nov. 1, 1942
Leonard Leroy Reisinger, Bain-
bridge.
Raymond Charles Styer, Hampton,
Va... i i.
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PLANT RAPE PASTURE
Dwarf Essex rape can be planted
up to the middle of July to grow
fall pasture for pigs, say livestock
men at Pennsylvania State College.
re rm
Stimulate your business by adver-
ising in the Bulletin.
{ i -
0OD-NOW TEL. THATS NOT THOSE ARE FLIES MY mom
ME , MI DUFFY, [ONLY MY HITTING AST ME 70 KETCH WHENEVER
ERE THEM HITS RECORD “THATS THEY GOT IN OUR HOUSE, 0 I
SINGLES, DOUBLES, A MY FIELPING- CAUGHT 'EM AN' RIT'EM AT TH’
From Hickory Grove
Maybe now and then it makes a
person feel better to lash out at
the British, calling ’em slow-pokes
and bunglers. I am not trying to
say we should say okay to every-
thing they do. They have been in
plenty of messes. It sometimes
seems like they wait until the oth-
er guy gets em down on their
back just so they can show him
they are the best man, and can get
up.
For one thing, England should
have known what was going to
happen in France, living just
the Channel and seeing
them go Socialistic there, day by
day—sit-downs and all. Socialism
made France duck-soup for Ger-
many—and allowed Germany a
tce-hcld on England's doorstep.
Alright, says Henry, how can
you blame the British for not see-
ing across the Channel when right
here at home we don't even see
across the street. We are only a
bop step and jump ahead of Soc-
ialism. If what happened in France
is anything to go by we better
wipe off our specs before we cross
the ocean and start onto the Brit-
ish for bungling. Henry is no
greenhorn—or greenpea. He looks
—and sees. He don't just look.
Yours with the low down,
nell A Messe
NEWTOWN
Mr. Lewis Resh, a patient at the
Columbia Hospital, had his foot
amputated on Tuesday. Asi
Mrs. Joseph Strickler, of Kirk-
wood, and daughter Mrs. Victor
Longenecker, of Elizabethtown were
Saturday visitors of Mr. and Mrs,
Daniel M. Moore.
Rev. and Mrs. Oscar Buch, of
Manheim, and Mr. and Mrs. Calvin |
Campbell, of Lancaster, were Sun-
day visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Clayton
Risser and Mr. and Mrs. Raymond
Arndt.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Hammer
and daughter Doris, of Lancaster,
were Sunday visitors of Mr. and
Mrs. Samuel Gamber. Doris is
spending the week with the Gam-
ber family.
Corp. and Mrs. Guy Winters, of
Manheim, and Corp. Marion Chris-
topher, of Fort Lawn, South Caro- |
lina, were Sunday guests of Miss |
Vera Haines. Corporals Winters |
and Christopher stationed at
Camp Meade, Md.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Ressler, of
Mount Joy, and Mr. Victor Fogie,
Jr., of York, spent Sunday with Mr.
and Mrs. William Fogie Sr.
Mrs. Fannie Powers, of Lancaster,
Mrs. Lillian Strom, of Leacock; and
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Shuman, of
Maytown, were week-end visitors
of Mrs. Daniel Derr.
Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Haak, of
Richland, Mrs. Susan Lux of White
Oak and Mr. Daniel Peifer, of Mt.
Joy, visited Mr. and Mrs. Samuel
Peifer over the week-end.
Mr. John Rhoads attended servi-
ces at Hossler’s church on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Rollman and
son Billie of Lititz, spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. William Haines.
Mr. Oscar Lease, of Marietta, Mr.
Earl Kipp and Mr. and Mrs. Earl
are
Sheaffer, of Elizabethtown, were
Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs.
Victor Snyder.
Mr. and Mrs. John Koser of
Kiinesville spent Sunday with Mr.
and Mrs. Walter Brandt.
Misses Jeanette and Iona Moore,
of Columbia, were week-end visit
ors of their sister Mrs. Theodore
Sener.
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PLANT LATE VEGETABLES
There is still time to plant some
vegetables in the garden space va-
cated by harvesting the early crops.
Vegetable specialists, of the 'Penn-
sylvania®' State Cellege'suggest soup
beans, turnips, lettuce, kale, and
spinach. Keep the garden work-
ing by growing as much as you
can.
I
San Salvador—Salvador now has
Affairs
i children
RECORD 100 SAME.
TIME 4
(From Page 1)
guests of Mr. and Mrs. George
Shetter.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Miller and
daughter of Elizabethtown, spent
Wednesday with Mr. Samuel Shel-
ly.
Rev. I. W. Funk who has been
suffering with a bruised hand had
it lanced at the hospital on Wed-
nesday. y
Two hundred ninety persons at-
tended the Bible School at the
Church of Brethren on Tuesday
evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Buchnauer
and son Jerry and Mary Buchnau-
er spent Sunday and Monday at
Pittsburgh.
Miss Mary Sentz and neice Doris
Shealts of Canada are spend-
ing the week with the formers
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Sentz.
Mr. and + Mrs. Harvey Leedom
and Mr. and Mrs. Stahl of Camp
Hill called on Mr. and Mrs. Harry
L:edom on Sunday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. George Mumper of
tewn, and Mr. and Mrs. John Ben-
der and family of Milton Grove,
spent Sunday with Ben Frey and
family at Paxtang.
Pvt. D. J. Golden, P.M.P. pro-
secuted Henry M. Chambers, Rl
Bridgeton, N. J. on two charges
before Justice of the Peace H. B.
Wittle. Charges were failing to!
have motor vehicle properly in- |
spected and also failing to trans-
fer registration plates from one
motor vehicle to another.
Rp Simin 0 ii]
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Shank en-
tertained at their home last Thurs-
day evening: Mrs. Ray Alexander,
Mrs. Bill Heist and son, Mike Mrs. |
Lave Harnish, Mrs. Rufus Kuhns, |
Misses Betty Kuhns and Susan
Harnish of Lancaster.
Mr. and Mrs. Jay Fullerton of |
Charlcttesville, N. €C. visited
friends in town.
Mr. and Mrs. Sheldon Stump and
daughtar, Sylvia spent Sunday at
York.
Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Leedom and
and Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
W. Shank spent Sunday at Landis
Valley.
Mr. and Mrs. Rufus Miller
nouce thz birth of a son, Kenneth
Lee. |
Misses Mary and Tepessa Reikert |
cf Lancast:r are spending several
days with Mr. and Mrs. Chas. W.!
Shank.
SALUNGA
Miss Fannie Boyce of Lancaster
an-
|
|
spent Tuesday with Mrs. J. H.!
Peifer.
Mr. and Mrs. Chester Cooper of
Lancaster were the guests of Mr.
and Mrs. Joseph Cooper.
Mr. and Mrs. George McFarland
of Lancaster spent saveral days
with the latter’s parents, Mr. and
Mrs. Henry Hiestand.
Mrs. Annie L. Peifer of town
and Mrs. Annie Newcomer of Mt.
Joy, R2 spent last Thursday with
Mrs. Newcomer's daughter and
son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Menno
Hoffer, Manheim, R2.
MR. MERCHANT
« SEE THAT SHE
READS YOUR AD
‘IN THESE COLUMNS
before She |
goes
SHOPPING
33 movie theaters.
THE 34TH ANNIVERSARY
THURSDAY, AUGUST 6
The Good Shepherd Home, for
crippled children and old people.
in Allentown, Pa., will celebrate its
34th Anniversary on Thursday,
August 6th, 1942.
The principal speaker will be;
The Rev. Russell D. Syder, D. D.,'
Professor at the Lutheran Theo-
logical Seminary at Mt. Airy, Phil-
adelphia, Pa, A Pageant will be
presented by the crippled children
entitled, “ David and Jonathan.”
Due to the travelling conditions
the Good Shepherd Home is em-
phasing its written appeal and
hope that if you are unable to
come you will not forget the crip-
pled, the blind and the aged, and
will send in your contribution.
royce ily il ios
SOUNDS SENSIBLE
Limited use of the automobile
for a vacation trip is neither un-
patriotic nor inconsistent with the
Government's conservation pro-
gram, according to a statement Te-
ceived by the Lancaster Automo-
bile Club from A.A.A. national
headquarters in Washington, D. C.
The statement, which has the okay
of the Office of Defense Transpor-
tation, points out that vacations
are recognized by Government of-
ficials as important to the health,
walfare and efficiency of the
American public during the time
of all-out war effort.
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| STORE SURPLUS SEED
to
seed
Gardenzrs who are planning
hold over surplus vegetable
or to save sced produced this year
should be careful about where
they store the seed if is to grow
next year. Vegetable specialists of
the Pennsylvania State College say
that a cool, even temperature with
50 per cent humidity is best.
4 mr eel I rer
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
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Insure With O K All Ways
NOTARY PUBLIC
Dr. R. M. Balderson
OPTOMETRIST
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Palmyra Bank Building
Mon., Tues.,, Wed. and FrlL
9to 12 A M. 1t05 P. M |
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Thur., 9:30-12:30—1:30-5:30
Sat., 1:30.5:30—6:30-7:30
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TRAIN ON IT...
Of course we can’t
all be athletic, but
we can be healthy
by drinking milk
plenty
of it.
RED ROSE DAIRY
:CLARENCE: S. GREIDER, Prop.
‘MOUNT JOY, PA.
PHONE 907-R-3
PASTEURIZED ASK FOR
MILK AND ~4 CREAM TOP
CREAM BOTTLE
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collectively as a nation.
er reason, then,
YOUR OWN HOME.
PRES., H. G. CARPENTER
V. PRES., GRANT GERBERICH
It is one of the characteristics of a free people
that they should seek for themselves as individ-
uals the independence that they have achieved
why you,
should seek your independence by OWNING
DO NOT LET INADEQUATE FINANCES
HINDER" YOU IN REACHING THIS GOAL
Consult
The Mt. Joy Building & Loan Association
Under Supervision State Banking Dept.
OFFICERS
There is no more clear-
as an individual,
E. M. BOMBERGER
R. FELLENBAUM
SEC,
TREAS,,
DAILY 9-5.
THURS. 9-1
DR. RUBENSTONE
DR. S. P. MILLIS
OPTOMETRIST
EVENINGS, 6:30-8
TUES, FRI, SAT.
EYES EXAMINED
GLASSES FITTED
BROKEN LENSES
REPLACED SAME DAY
MT. JOY
PHONE 334-J
MOOSE BUILDING i
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. [#8
CR EY TE Ra i pre
A SPENCER CORSET
Will Give You Fine Posture!
It will smooth away every bulge, and relieve back-
ache, hecdache and nervous tension vhen caused
by poor posture or sagging abdominal muscles.
PT — in A - :
MARY W.
FREY
134 S. Market St.
spencer
upporti > 943. al ee
oer? Phone 243-R. E'TOWN, PA.
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EVENINGS J Oo Y MATINEE
Suows SATURDAYS
7 AND 9:00 P. M. AND
SATURDAYS I x I A T R i HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M.
SEE ror Mount Joy, Pa. Fem
FRIDAY - SATURDAY, JULY 24-25
ANN SHERIDAN - RONALD REAGAN
“JUKE
in
GIRL”
MONDAY, JULY 27
WILLIAM HOLDEN - ELLEN DREW
“THE REMARKABLE ANDREW”
in
TUESDAY, JULY 28
JOE E. BROWN in “SHUT MY BIG MOUTH"
— ALSO —
BRENDA JOYCE in "RIGHT TO THE HEART"
~ WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY, JULY 28 - 30
JUDY CANOVA - BILLY GILBERT
“SLEEPYTIME GAL”
in
NEXT WEEK—FRIDAY JULY 31 - SATURDAY AUGUST 1
BETTE DAVIS - GEORGE BRENT
“IN THIS OUR LIFE”
EXTRA!
SATURDAY, JULY 28,
"DICK TRACY vs. CRIME INC.”
MATINEE ONLY
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