J 4 i WL LAFFS Firemen Buy | Ra Ea _— —— at Ie ey Sa -_= Te = pe — — mB YY A WISE OWL These kids today sure heat me. While locking at a map of the U. Georgie announced: igan to a quart” Johnny stated: “Bet you can’t,” and Georg'z answered: “Okay, Two | Pints.” * XxX A x 3 Just r:member, the man with the dual personality can chase himself, es % * = i week, S., reading and was approved by the! “I can tell you Company to the effect that “all dues how much water is in Lake Mich- collected shall be turned over to the! Disbelieving, Building Fund until the new annex! | Oil Company, of town. always £0 in their uniforms as the committee {intends to have them cleaned before j storing them. They also decided to The boys up at Van’s sure have have two American their hands full with their temper- which ave in the fire house. mental service car and tow car. | About a week ago orz of the boys! ted to purchase and install a wind- used the service car (that white shield on the Dodge. town | tee includes Earl Zink, I. M. Kaylor coupe) to coma down on an errand. But he made a bad! mistake. He parked it at the curb in front of Shz:tz’s funeral parlor, and when the errand was com- pleted, and he attempted to start it, the thing had gonz dead. * &» B® . and definitely of coaxing Yep, completely dead, and no amount could change it’s mind. So an SOS’ was sent for the tow car and it came down and shoved the service car around until it got so black and blue it gave up and started. And th:n the tow car thought this over for a week or so and one day Johnny Zink started down town in it and is stopped complete- ly but not for the same reason, the service car stopped, oh mo! you see, the tow car [rom the szrvice station was out of gas—embarras- | sing ain't it? ERE 1 guess I'll have to give the boys a hand. There seems to be a bet cn concerning who declarzd war first—th: U. S. or Japan. So hzie’s the stuff, taken from a Philadelphia paper of Dec. 8, 1941. Japanese Imperial hzadquarters announce at 6 AM. (4 P.M. Sunday EST, Dec. 7) that astate of war ex- isted among thzs> nations in the Western Pacific as of dawn; Canada declared war the night of Dee. Tth. Washington first learned that the Nation was actually—though still not formally—at war at 2:22 P.M. Dec. 7. Congress was called to mest at noon, Dec. 8th and it was expect- ed the formal dsclaration would follow—and it did—Does that help? * L * 0% I was awfully disappointed that the boys at Leedom’s didn’t call up the office and give them that laugh they promised. Whatssa matter loose your nerve? * * = . You know 1 was going to learn to skate this winter, but I decided to let it slide. +s 5 8 ® You folks all know how popular doughnuts are during Lent, Well, I was at a place in Florin where they baka the folks asked me if I'd like to “Dunk” a couple. I declined more then two and the man of the family laughingly stated; doughnuts for lunch.” I looked at him asked: “Why didn’t you one and make it an even three dozen? “He became quite offended and exclaimed: “Humph, do you think I wanted to make a bog of myself for just one dough- nut?”—0f course not. * % 3 and eal another Aft: Thursday's First Aid Ses- sion, I asked a fellow student: “Did the instructors questions bother you? And she answered; “No, it was the answers that caused me trouble—Qdd, isn’t it? ss Remember people, you've got to have faith jn democracy, the same as you do in hash. s ® = % Herc's a part of an ad that be- cause of slight typographical, is quite amusing: “Ladies: Clean kealthful creation. Join a bawling (bowling) team.” x ® * 3 The people who are always drag- 8ing other families’ skeletons from the closet are always very careful to hide the bones of the ones in The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, March 12, 1942 REG’LAR FELLERS—Just Can’t Behave! By GENE BYRNES ‘IT SENTENCE “You TO TEN YEARS IN JAIL — TAKE HIM AWAY, OFFICER / (From page 1) the Company will be held in the Presbyterian church on Sunday, ‘March 15th at 7:30 p. m. Firemen will meet at the fire house at 7 o'clock and proceed to the church in a body. | The House Rules committee sub- nitted the house rules for the new | building and same were approved | by the company. The. Compeny gave their council | chamber and fire hall to the Red! Cross for meetings on Tuesday, | Wednesday and Thursday evenings | © MAYBE THAT'LL 1S THIS $1 TEACH “You TO STOP SWIPIN' JELLY BEANS FROM LiL KIDS /; WOT TA OLE BEST JAIL YOV' VE GOT? WOTTA DUMP. ACK TH BEST IT, WISEGUY LIF YW FE YOU CANT BEHAVE J YOURSELF ‘YOU CANT STAY IN THIS JAIL = Aart CRATE / end Thursday afternoon of each! Tt was decided to pirchase a hose reel from the U.S. Darley Compa- ny, for the Dodge. An amendment passed its final | BOWLING | | | | is fully paid.” The organization decided to buy oil from the Schock Independent Al] members are requested to turn! flags cleaned A committee of three was appoin-| The commit- and Samuel Miller, The Company gave the commit-| tee on evacuees the privilege of us- | ing the building for feeding evacu- MOUNT JOY TOWN LEAGUE Klessingers gos in an B Culp oo 7 10 157 dod The firemen purchased a two J Keener ...... 150 139 139 423 vears subscription to Collier's mag- W. Dommel .... 127 145 164 436 azine for $3.50. E Max... -..... 144 158 156 438 It was announced that the fire 715 763 746 2224 school for firemen and auxiliary Scopys : firemen would begin on Monday, B. Scopy ....... 155 186 158 499 March 9th. Jay Barnhart ... 146 170 188 504 Galen Royer, Maslin E. Felker, C. Germer ...... 178 181 127 43 wien B Bk son 3 E30 1G 1 3 end Clarence S. West were the five ~~ ~~~ 7 es rai ovine torn new members listed. 880 819 826 2525 The Building committez announec-' agai ed that they were making plans to Trojans complete the new building in the H. Kulp ........ 188 220 180 Ses near future. The following men R. Pennell ..... 138 171 168 7 : 2 4 .. Brow 147 165 189 501 j volunteered to paint the interior: Huipleib .... 166 168 178 512 John Wealand, I. M. Kaylor, George J. Mateer ...... 177 162 155 494 Groff, John W. Hendrix, John L. Te 2572 ‘Schrolf and Milfon Demmy. : 816 386 870 257 he teas Ti as Of errs .. Toe ireasurer's TeDOTt an of | ost 112 148 169 429 ing night, follows: General account, « ........ 143 173 163 479 $2721; Entertainment fund, $21831; §. Dock ........ 167 174 158 499 Building fund, $106.07; Relief fund, R. Shatz ....... 172 145 153 470 $5,144, = C. Dorr 179 182 180 31 773 822 823 2418 Basket B Ba | Spanglers iv cad 152 168 160 480 Re env 177 135 146 458 Brown, G. ...... 167 153 149 469 Spangler ....... 185 181 144 510 Good" .........: 171 216 2-1 588 852 853 800 2505 Bennetts 2 ‘Betinett ........ 193 172 190 555 E. Myers ...... 184 179 188 551 Hivple ......... 125 175 150 450 Schroll > 137 192 171 500 A. Myers ....... 146 182 172 500 HIGH SCHOOL JUNIORS “785 900 871 2556 WON FROM MANHEIM 20-18 — Cur sixth place Junior High Barneys ol school basket ball team eked out a Gibbons ........ 189 171 i i 20 to 18 victory over last place Man- Packie ir tes 12 0 ed 131 heim Boro Junior High in a North- pos Sh 161 i453 198 504 ern County League game played Barnhart, H. .... 222 175 181 578 on Friday evening. ET one DERG 896 797 875 2558 them every Tuesday and! “I ate thirty-five East Donegal, with nine wins and Soldners one loss, was announced the league Bariliart, John 309 Til SU champions. Mitteer. 5... 160 178 153 531 The standing of the clubs follows: Cramer ........ 132 145 180 457 W L PC Schneider, R. .. 221 167 id) 576 East Donegal ....... 9 1 900 Young ......... 7s 2» i= 5% ; East Hempfield ..... 7.3 700 "860 "885 915 2660 Rothsville .......... 6 4 600 ———— Marietta ........... 6 4 600 \fjoUNT JOY SPORTSMEN Elizabethtown ...... 3.7 300 STREAMS AND Mount Joy ......... 2. 8 200 ORGANIZE 3 RIFLE TEAMS Manheim Boro ..... 0 10 000 The Mount Joy Sportsmen’s As- cociation met in the fire hall Mon-~ DECIDING GAME HERE day evening with twenty-five mem- Friday evening at 8:30 the two pers present. play-off winners, Columbia and Par- It was reported that the Associ- adise will play a game of basketball {jon is restocking the streams thiu- on the High school floor here for gut this area. the championship of the county. It cluded a considerable number of is needless to say the game will draw trout. Streams restocked included a big crowd. Charles’ Run, Donegal, Gladfelter’s ot ee and the Little Chickies. a ve a To date three rifle : been organized for competitive 8 shooting. Anyone interested in After paying his income tax, Landisville man was of the opinion : : 1 joining @ team should contact Geo. 'Keener of George Pierce. Tenta- that his bank account looked as de-| tive plans are for the first match serted as a closed and summer colony. # Th to be held on the High school range Then there's the young man from Tuesday evening, March 1. ; Elizabethtown, who broke his en-| There was a lengthy discussion gagement with a school teacher, be. concerning plans for a banquet but cause he didn’t show up for a date no definite conclusion was reached. one night and she insisted he ‘brings Bh ¥ 4 a written excuse signed by his mo- COLUMBIA WINS HERE : ther! Before a crowd estimated at 1300 fans, Columbia High defeated Roths- High school floor The Both teams have » - x » - With all these First Aid classes ville High on the going on we've come to the con-| here Tuesday evening 40-31. clusion that the latest thing in men’s game was close to the finish. clothes are—Women. teams were section winners. : Lh if This resticking in- Good Health will Whip War Worries Y.M.C.A. Direcior Tells Service Women By WILSON Director of Women’s Activities 2 the Army and Navy yiuc 4d America has been at war now for months With spring coming on, we who are carrying on the Women's Activities of the Army and Navy ¥Y M., C. A. must con- tinue our program with renewed energies, Through the Women's Activities Program of the Y 'M. C. A. we are showing the women who serve on the home front how wise physical activity and proper nutrition can help to insure the sound health and steady nerves they need in this crucial moment of our nation’s life. In the winter now drawing-to a close colds and the diseases result- |: ing from colds have been wide-|; spread. With spring approaching a new wave of colds appears imni- |: nent, unless we make every effort |# to ward off this most common and costly of national afflictions. Nutritional deficiencies comerib- |i ute heavily to the prevalence of colds, and three out of four Ameri- ELEaNoR WILSON cans are authoritatively said to : lack the necessary vitamins and]can to enlarge the acquaintance minerals that are the foundation of |and to promote a happier and healthier life for those who have been parted by the conflict, While newspapers and the radio carry the tales of battles, of heroic deeds and desperate stands, we must think of the burden of suspense of the women relatives of service men: They can do nothing about the actual fighting—they can only wait in’ the growing tension of hope and fear. It is rcalization of this which has spurred and de- nine essentials in proper potencies. | veloped the Women's Activities In combating the cold or over-| Program of the Army and Navy coming its effects an additional|Y. M. C. A. intake of Vitamins A and D is| As an organizer and worker for recommended. along with the B|the Army and Navy Wives’ Club vitamins for weary systems, poor|I am familiar with the relatively appetite and nerves, as well as a|hard. lot of the wives of service consistently substantial intake of | men, even in peacetime——small pay, Vitamins P-P (Niacin Amide) only intermittent family relation- and C. ships and, in etween, great We of stretches of loneliness and waiting. C. A are determined that the| When we see the full picture, we women workers for the armed|realize that the country is asking services and the women relatives| from these service women a stam- of service men shall not neglect]ina as great as that of the men at themselves This is a time for sac- [the front. And we must do somes rifice, for unity for doing all wel thing about it. DO IT EVERY PAY DAY! national health and vitality. These elements are Vitamins A, Bl, B2, C, D, and P-P, and such minerals as calcium, phospliorus and iron. In food they may readily be im- paired because of improper cook- ing, refrigeration and exposure, To solve such problems nutri- tioal biochemists have developed vitamin and mineral supplements in. tablet form, thus providing health protection which combines the Army-Navy Y. M. PEDESTRIAN CAUTION URGED BY AUTO CLUB With “war worry” and night work increasing the pedestrian - still Mt. Joy Lost In Playoff For Chas mene 10 me. | GAMPI NShip torists and pedestrians to -co-oper- Well ate in an effort to reduce traffic Be deaths and injuries involving those growing | | habits for America’s mo- they can't school basketball team didn’t try— they went down fighting. say our afoot. “Pedestri i ds gre. creas After getting into a playoff with 5 Te esirian hazards are INCIeas-) pi the team accompanied ing,” an Auto Club statement points Ot. 34. Hout. prodoeti fl by a swell crowd of rooters, went » becouse PIO O14, 1ititz Friday night and lost by war materials greatly increascs clv. foul POIs. however werkers walking in hours of daik- iid P ? ne ness when the majority of pedes- tells the story: box trian fatalities occur; mora soldiers Rcthsville H. S. are walking along the highways; | G F TI more drivers, many in a hurry and | E. Weidler, forward .. 8 0 16 thinking of other things, use routes | Bomberger, forward .. 5 1 1 whose hazards and school crossings | | H. Weidler, genter ..... 1 0 2 are unfamiliar; and emergency du- | Garber, center iy.» pve 0 0 10 tics are taking police from traffic Adams, guard ......... 2 0 4 and other regular police work. Muth, guard .......... 2 9g 4 “Blackouts also tremendously in- wee. crease pedestrian hazards. Despite a Totals ............. 18 1 37 decrease of 31 percent in wvchicle Mount Joy High School registration in England during the | GCG Fm first fifteen months of war, tra-|Fellenbaum, forward .. 1 0 2 ffic fatalitics involved pedestrians. | Zink, forward ...... 6: 2 HM In the United States during 1942 | Gemberling, center ... 3 6 12 every effort should be made to con- Bréncman, guard ...... 1 0 2 vince pedestrians that they must|Zerphey, guard ........ 1 1 3 assume . greater responsibility for | ie their own safety. This’ dots not | Yotals ............ 12.9 33 mean that drivers have less respon- | Rothsville .......... $12 13 4-31 sibility for, as a matter of fact, dvi- | Mount Joy ......... 6 612 9-33 vers should ba more carcful and should reduce speed to safe ps hy foe ferees, Borger and Henry. rr set emis The Auto Club gives the follow- ne The Low Down From Hickory Grove and | rules for safe walking: — . Carry or wear something white | at hy to help drivers sce 2. Cross only on proper signal. | | you. at crosswalks, 3. Be sure the way is clear before| We sure been hearing plenty crossing. Look both ways. about morale. Everybody that bobs 4. Watch for turning cars. | up with a new idea or new scheme, 5. Never go into tha roadway and edges in onto Uncle Samuel's How out Morale, along so far wit s hard to savvy. from between parked cars. | payroll, says it is for 6. Where there is no sidewalk, | We have got and it necessary to walk in the | expe rts on merale, i | { { i | What Should You Save To Help? WASHINGTON, D. C.=The following table issued by the Treasury Department is intended as a savings yardstick for the average income- earner. It suggests how everyone of the 48,000,000 employed persons in the United States may partici- pate in the war effort through the systematic purchase . of Defense Savings Bonds. _ “The job ahead of us is far bigger than most of us realize,” Secretary Morgenthau declared in making the table public. “I know that the American, people are ready to do their part to win the war. One of the ways we can do much more is by intensifying our 'effort in the purchase of Defense Bonds.” \ While persons without dependents may be able to set aside more than the suggested figures, persons with several dependents, or with other heavy family obligations, may be unable to save at the suggested rate, the Treasury Department pointed out, «+ And In One Number of If Weekly One Saves Year He" Dersonsin Each Total Annual Earnings Are; Each Weck: Will Save: Income Group : Savings: $5 to $10 $0.25 $13.00 3,324,000 §10 to 315 00 “28. 00 | 4,975,000 { 315 ta $20 33. 00 5,470,000 | 320 to ‘830 65.00 10,747,000 : $30 to ; 340 104,00 7,774,000 540 to 850 208.0 5,794,000 $50 to $60 3,007,000 $60 to $70 2,281,000 1 928,04 870 to 880 1,304,000 678, 080, 000 $80 to 31C0 1,489,00¢ 129,136,000 $100 to $15 1,059,000 1,161.860.000 | $150 to $2 208,000 542,360,000 Over $2 695,000 2,800,000,000 | 48,167,000 , $10,213;811,000 ~~ » i U. 5. GOVERNMENT PRINTING OFFICE 16~20866-1 Form No. DSS-283 | roadway, walk on th> left side fac~|And Mr. George Washington, how ing traffic. { he ever got up the courage to cross | messes A Af cesar { the bolster him, is also a big ques- | LOCALS LOST TWO ion, The Ncrth End basketball team | Today you can hardly turn a- { of Columbia, defeated Mount Joy | round without trampling on a Govt. iwice during the past week. Mon- uplifter of some stripe. It is getting tougher and tcugher day night they lost 64-56 and Sun- | to park, with E-cars at every curb. day they were defeated 60-53. | to park, with E gal tL every cu meet Bernsen | But when all is said and done, mavb: som> good will come from Subscribe for the Bulletin. i y! : Bs oo he ss ee aero rate aim fe _. fit. If toe dancer can make Congress 8 how ilg tecth, even jost Litle, What use Said versus being docile, then I guess it lis monsy well spent. | About Our War Destiny | Yours with tha low down, Uncanny cold Sixteenth Century ! reel Aer i prophet forctold virtually every- N' | MILLER WINS COUNTY thing that has happened, including | Japan’s attack on the Uniied States. Read what he predicts for the fu- ture. One of the many illustrated | features in the March 22nd issue of {LIVE BIRD CHAMPICNSHiIP Charles Miller, of New Holland, knotting with Samuet R. of Ephrata, a lon Gooree MM. leeds, of aiter | Greenly, wer title- TheAmericanWeekly || ic the big magazine distributed by the BALTIMORE and | Fivepointville, on :3 out of 20 cach, scored eight out of ten ilyers SUNDAY AMERICAN in the shootoff to win the eighth | annual Lancaster County Wing On Sale All Newsstands | shooting over the Stevens Park traps, on Saturday. EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE SHOWS SATURDAYS AND 9:00 P. M, AND TURDAYS T H EA [ R E HOLIDAYS -10 P.M. 2:00 P. M, Mount Joy, Pa. Jr FRIDAY—SATURDAY. MARCH 13-14 BERT TAYLOR — LANA TURNER in JOHNNY EAGER” "WIONDAY. MARCH 16 DICK AN — ANNE GWYNNE in MM TOWN?» TUESDAY, MAREH 17-—-TWO HITS ALBERT DEKKER in "AMONG THE LIVING” ALS ZASU PITTS in MISS'QOLLY WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, MARCH 18-19 BING CROSBY -- MARY MARTIN, in “BIRTH OF THE BLUES” ‘NEXT WEEK, FRIDAY—SATURADY. MARCH 20-21 SIHRLEY TEMPLE in “KATHLEEN” % SATURDAY MATINEE ONL E X T 3 A I i. CHAPTER NO. EIGHT KING OF THE TEXAS RANGERS, High. to find a place SIMON PR, NISSLEY MARY G. NISSLEY | J + MANHEIM 163 8, Charlotte Telephone 11-J Mon., Wed., Thurs. 15 E. High St Telephone 24-R 30 SOUTH QUEEN S LANCASTER, PENNA. WBHAVE..... KRALL'S Meat West Main St., Mt. Palmyra Mon., Tues., to 12 A, M T7108: Phone 8 MOUNT JOY § 85 Last Main Street Thur., 9:30-12:30—1:30-5: Sat.. 1:50.5:30—6:30-7:530 % ASPHALT MASONRY For Prompt and Court CALL MT. 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