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These kids today sure heat me.
While locking at a map of the U.
Georgie announced:
igan to a quart”
Johnny stated: “Bet you can’t,”
and Georg'z answered: “Okay, Two |
Pints.”
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Just r:member, the man with the
dual personality can
chase himself,
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i week,
S., reading and was approved by the!
“I can tell you Company to the effect that “all dues
how much water is in Lake Mich- collected shall be turned over to the!
Disbelieving, Building Fund until the new annex!
| Oil Company, of town.
always £0 in their uniforms as the committee
{intends to have them cleaned before
j storing them. They also decided to
The boys up at Van’s sure have have two American
their hands full with their temper- which ave in the fire house.
mental service car and tow car. |
About a week ago orz of the boys! ted to purchase and install a wind-
used the service car (that white shield on the Dodge.
town | tee includes Earl Zink, I. M. Kaylor
coupe) to coma down
on an errand. But he made a bad!
mistake. He parked it at the curb
in front of Shz:tz’s funeral parlor,
and when the errand was com-
pleted, and he attempted to start it,
the thing had gonz dead.
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and definitely
of coaxing
Yep, completely
dead, and no amount
could change it’s mind. So an SOS’
was sent for the tow car and it
came down and shoved the service
car around until it got so black and
blue it gave up and started.
And th:n the tow car thought
this over for a week or so and one
day Johnny Zink started down
town in it and is stopped complete-
ly but not for the same reason,
the service car stopped, oh mo! you
see, the tow car [rom the szrvice
station was out of gas—embarras- |
sing ain't it?
ERE
1 guess I'll have to give the boys
a hand. There seems to be a bet
cn concerning who declarzd war
first—th: U. S. or Japan. So hzie’s
the stuff, taken from a Philadelphia
paper of Dec. 8, 1941.
Japanese Imperial hzadquarters
announce at 6 AM. (4 P.M. Sunday
EST, Dec. 7) that astate of war ex-
isted among thzs> nations in the
Western Pacific as of dawn;
Canada declared war the night of
Dee. Tth.
Washington first learned that the
Nation was actually—though still
not formally—at war at 2:22 P.M.
Dec. 7. Congress was called to mest
at noon, Dec. 8th and it was expect-
ed the formal dsclaration would
follow—and it did—Does that help?
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I was awfully disappointed that
the boys at Leedom’s didn’t call up
the office and give them that laugh
they promised. Whatssa matter
loose your nerve?
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You know 1 was going to learn
to skate this winter, but I decided
to let it slide.
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You folks all know how popular
doughnuts are during Lent, Well,
I was at a place in Florin where
they baka
the folks asked me if I'd like to
“Dunk” a couple. I declined more
then two and the man of the family
laughingly stated;
doughnuts for lunch.” I looked at
him asked: “Why didn’t you
one and make it an
even three dozen? “He became quite
offended and exclaimed: “Humph,
do you think I wanted to make a
bog of myself for just one dough-
nut?”—0f course not.
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and
eal another
Aft: Thursday's First Aid Ses-
sion, I asked a fellow student: “Did
the instructors questions bother
you? And she answered; “No, it
was the answers that caused me
trouble—Qdd, isn’t it?
ss
Remember people, you've got to
have faith jn democracy, the same
as you do in hash.
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Herc's a part of an ad that be-
cause of slight typographical, is
quite amusing: “Ladies: Clean
kealthful creation. Join a bawling
(bowling) team.”
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The people who are always drag-
8ing other families’ skeletons from
the closet are always very careful
to hide the bones of the ones in
The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, March 12, 1942
REG’LAR FELLERS—Just Can’t Behave!
By GENE BYRNES
‘IT SENTENCE “You
TO TEN YEARS IN
JAIL — TAKE HIM
AWAY, OFFICER /
(From page 1)
the Company will be held in the
Presbyterian church on Sunday,
‘March 15th at 7:30 p. m. Firemen
will meet at the fire house at 7
o'clock and proceed to the church in
a body. |
The House Rules committee sub-
nitted the house rules for the new |
building and same were approved |
by the company.
The. Compeny gave their council |
chamber and fire hall to the Red!
Cross for meetings on Tuesday, |
Wednesday and Thursday evenings |
© MAYBE THAT'LL 1S THIS $1
TEACH “You TO
STOP SWIPIN'
JELLY BEANS
FROM LiL KIDS /;
WOT TA OLE
BEST JAIL YOV' VE
GOT? WOTTA DUMP.
ACK TH BEST IT,
WISEGUY LIF YW FE
YOU CANT BEHAVE J
YOURSELF ‘YOU
CANT STAY IN
THIS JAIL
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CRATE /
end Thursday afternoon of each!
Tt was decided to pirchase a hose
reel from the U.S. Darley Compa-
ny, for the Dodge.
An amendment passed its final |
BOWLING
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is fully paid.”
The organization decided to buy
oil from the Schock Independent
Al] members are requested to turn!
flags cleaned
A committee of three was appoin-|
The commit-
and Samuel Miller,
The Company gave the commit-|
tee on evacuees the privilege of us- |
ing the building for feeding evacu-
MOUNT JOY TOWN LEAGUE
Klessingers
gos in an B Culp oo 7 10 157 dod
The firemen purchased a two J Keener ...... 150 139 139 423
vears subscription to Collier's mag- W. Dommel .... 127 145 164 436
azine for $3.50. E Max... -..... 144 158 156 438
It was announced that the fire 715 763 746 2224
school for firemen and auxiliary Scopys :
firemen would begin on Monday, B. Scopy ....... 155 186 158 499
March 9th. Jay Barnhart ... 146 170 188 504
Galen Royer, Maslin E. Felker, C. Germer ...... 178 181 127 43
wien B Bk son 3 E30 1G 1 3
end Clarence S. West were the five ~~ ~~~ 7 es rai ovine torn
new members listed. 880 819 826 2525
The Building committez announec-' agai
ed that they were making plans to Trojans
complete the new building in the H. Kulp ........ 188 220 180 Ses
near future. The following men R. Pennell ..... 138 171 168 7
: 2 4 .. Brow 147 165 189 501
j volunteered to paint the interior: Huipleib .... 166 168 178 512
John Wealand, I. M. Kaylor, George J. Mateer ...... 177 162 155 494
Groff, John W. Hendrix, John L. Te 2572
‘Schrolf and Milfon Demmy. : 816 386 870 257
he teas Ti as Of errs
.. Toe ireasurer's TeDOTt an of | ost 112 148 169 429
ing night, follows: General account, « ........ 143 173 163 479
$2721; Entertainment fund, $21831; §. Dock ........ 167 174 158 499
Building fund, $106.07; Relief fund, R. Shatz ....... 172 145 153 470
$5,144, = C. Dorr 179 182 180 31
773 822 823 2418
Basket B Ba | Spanglers
iv cad 152 168 160 480
Re env 177 135 146 458
Brown, G. ...... 167 153 149 469
Spangler ....... 185 181 144 510
Good" .........: 171 216 2-1 588
852 853 800 2505
Bennetts 2
‘Betinett ........ 193 172 190 555
E. Myers ...... 184 179 188 551
Hivple ......... 125 175 150 450
Schroll > 137 192 171 500
A. Myers ....... 146 182 172 500
HIGH SCHOOL JUNIORS “785 900 871 2556
WON FROM MANHEIM 20-18 —
Cur sixth place Junior High Barneys ol
school basket ball team eked out a Gibbons ........ 189 171 i i
20 to 18 victory over last place Man- Packie ir tes 12 0 ed 131
heim Boro Junior High in a North- pos Sh 161 i453 198 504
ern County League game played Barnhart, H. .... 222 175 181 578
on Friday evening. ET one DERG
896 797 875 2558
them every Tuesday and!
“I ate thirty-five
East Donegal, with nine wins and
Soldners
one loss, was announced the league Bariliart, John 309 Til SU
champions. Mitteer. 5... 160 178 153 531
The standing of the clubs follows: Cramer ........ 132 145 180 457
W L PC Schneider, R. .. 221 167 id) 576
East Donegal ....... 9 1 900 Young ......... 7s 2» i= 5%
; East Hempfield ..... 7.3 700 "860 "885 915 2660
Rothsville .......... 6 4 600 ————
Marietta ........... 6 4 600 \fjoUNT JOY SPORTSMEN
Elizabethtown ...... 3.7 300 STREAMS AND
Mount Joy ......... 2. 8 200 ORGANIZE 3 RIFLE TEAMS
Manheim Boro ..... 0 10 000 The Mount Joy Sportsmen’s As-
cociation met in the fire hall Mon-~
DECIDING GAME HERE day evening with twenty-five mem-
Friday evening at 8:30 the two pers present.
play-off winners, Columbia and Par- It was reported that the Associ-
adise will play a game of basketball {jon is restocking the streams thiu-
on the High school floor here for gut this area.
the championship of the county. It cluded a considerable number of
is needless to say the game will draw trout. Streams restocked included
a big crowd. Charles’ Run, Donegal, Gladfelter’s
ot ee and the Little Chickies.
a ve a To date three rifle :
been organized for competitive
8 shooting. Anyone interested in
After paying his income tax,
Landisville man was of the opinion
: : 1 joining @ team should contact Geo.
'Keener of George Pierce. Tenta-
that his bank account looked as de-|
tive plans are for the first match
serted as a closed and
summer colony.
# Th to be held on the High school range
Then there's the young man from Tuesday evening, March 1. ;
Elizabethtown, who broke his en-| There was a lengthy discussion
gagement with a school teacher, be. concerning plans for a banquet but
cause he didn’t show up for a date no definite conclusion was reached.
one night and she insisted he ‘brings Bh ¥ 4
a written excuse signed by his mo- COLUMBIA WINS HERE :
ther! Before a crowd estimated at 1300
fans, Columbia High defeated Roths-
High school floor
The
Both
teams have
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With all these First Aid classes ville High on the
going on we've come to the con-| here Tuesday evening 40-31.
clusion that the latest thing in men’s game was close to the finish.
clothes are—Women. teams were section winners.
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This resticking in-
Good Health will Whip War Worries
Y.M.C.A. Direcior Tells Service Women
By WILSON
Director of Women’s Activities 2 the
Army and Navy yiuc 4d
America has been at war now
for months With spring coming
on, we who are carrying on the
Women's Activities of the Army
and Navy ¥Y M., C. A. must con-
tinue our program with renewed
energies, Through the Women's
Activities Program of the Y 'M.
C. A. we are showing the women
who serve on the home front how
wise physical activity and proper
nutrition can help to insure the
sound health and steady nerves
they need in this crucial moment
of our nation’s life.
In the winter now drawing-to a
close colds and the diseases result- |:
ing from colds have been wide-|;
spread. With spring approaching
a new wave of colds appears imni- |:
nent, unless we make every effort |#
to ward off this most common and
costly of national afflictions.
Nutritional deficiencies comerib- |i
ute heavily to the prevalence of
colds, and three out of four Ameri-
ELEaNoR WILSON
cans are authoritatively said to :
lack the necessary vitamins and]can to enlarge the acquaintance
minerals that are the foundation of |and to promote a happier and
healthier life for those who have
been parted by the conflict,
While newspapers and the radio
carry the tales of battles, of heroic
deeds and desperate stands, we
must think of the burden of
suspense of the women relatives of
service men: They can do nothing
about the actual fighting—they can
only wait in’ the growing tension
of hope and fear. It is rcalization
of this which has spurred and de-
nine essentials in proper potencies. | veloped the Women's Activities
In combating the cold or over-| Program of the Army and Navy
coming its effects an additional|Y. M. C. A.
intake of Vitamins A and D is| As an organizer and worker for
recommended. along with the B|the Army and Navy Wives’ Club
vitamins for weary systems, poor|I am familiar with the relatively
appetite and nerves, as well as a|hard. lot of the wives of service
consistently substantial intake of | men, even in peacetime——small pay,
Vitamins P-P (Niacin Amide) only intermittent family relation-
and C. ships and, in etween, great
We of stretches of loneliness and waiting.
C. A are determined that the| When we see the full picture, we
women workers for the armed|realize that the country is asking
services and the women relatives| from these service women a stam-
of service men shall not neglect]ina as great as that of the men at
themselves This is a time for sac- [the front. And we must do somes
rifice, for unity for doing all wel thing about it.
DO IT EVERY PAY DAY!
national health and vitality. These
elements are Vitamins A, Bl, B2,
C, D, and P-P, and such minerals
as calcium, phospliorus and iron.
In food they may readily be im-
paired because of improper cook-
ing, refrigeration and exposure,
To solve such problems nutri-
tioal biochemists have developed
vitamin and mineral supplements
in. tablet form, thus providing
health protection which combines
the Army-Navy Y. M.
PEDESTRIAN CAUTION
URGED BY AUTO CLUB
With “war worry” and
night work increasing
the pedestrian - still
Mt. Joy Lost
In Playoff For
Chas mene 10 me. | GAMPI NShip
torists and pedestrians to -co-oper- Well
ate in an effort to reduce traffic Be
deaths and injuries involving those
growing |
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habits for
America’s
mo-
they can't
school basketball team didn’t try—
they went down fighting.
say our
afoot.
“Pedestri i ds gre. creas After getting into a playoff with
5 Te esirian hazards are INCIeas-) pi the team accompanied
ing,” an Auto Club statement points
Ot. 34. Hout. prodoeti fl by a swell crowd of rooters, went
» becouse PIO O14, 1ititz Friday night and lost by
war materials greatly increascs clv. foul POIs. however
werkers walking in hours of daik- iid P ?
ne
ness when the majority of pedes- tells the story:
box
trian fatalities occur; mora soldiers Rcthsville H. S.
are walking along the highways; | G F TI
more drivers, many in a hurry and | E. Weidler, forward .. 8 0 16
thinking of other things, use routes | Bomberger, forward .. 5 1 1
whose hazards and school crossings | | H. Weidler, genter ..... 1 0 2
are unfamiliar; and emergency du- | Garber, center iy.» pve 0 0 10
tics are taking police from traffic Adams, guard ......... 2 0 4
and other regular police work. Muth, guard .......... 2 9g 4
“Blackouts also tremendously in- wee.
crease pedestrian hazards. Despite a Totals ............. 18 1 37
decrease of 31 percent in wvchicle Mount Joy High School
registration in England during the | GCG Fm
first fifteen months of war, tra-|Fellenbaum, forward .. 1 0 2
ffic fatalitics involved pedestrians. | Zink, forward ...... 6: 2 HM
In the United States during 1942 | Gemberling, center ... 3 6 12
every effort should be made to con- Bréncman, guard ...... 1 0 2
vince pedestrians that they must|Zerphey, guard ........ 1 1 3
assume . greater responsibility for | ie
their own safety. This’ dots not | Yotals ............ 12.9 33
mean that drivers have less respon- | Rothsville .......... $12 13 4-31
sibility for, as a matter of fact, dvi- | Mount Joy ......... 6 612 9-33
vers should ba more carcful and
should reduce speed to safe ps hy foe ferees, Borger and Henry.
rr set emis
The Auto Club gives the follow-
ne
The Low Down
From Hickory Grove
and |
rules for safe walking: —
. Carry or wear something white |
at hy to help drivers sce
2. Cross only
on proper signal.
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you.
at crosswalks,
3. Be sure the way is clear before| We sure been hearing plenty
crossing. Look both ways. about morale. Everybody that bobs
4. Watch for turning cars. | up with a new idea or new scheme,
5. Never go into tha roadway and edges in onto Uncle Samuel's
How
out
Morale,
along so far wit
s hard to savvy.
from between parked cars. | payroll, says it is for
6. Where there is no sidewalk, | We have got
and it necessary to walk in the | expe rts on merale,
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What Should You Save To Help?
WASHINGTON, D. C.=The following table issued by the Treasury
Department is intended as a savings yardstick for the average income-
earner. It suggests how everyone of the 48,000,000
employed persons in the United States may partici-
pate in the war effort through the systematic purchase
. of Defense Savings Bonds.
_ “The job ahead of us is far bigger than most of us
realize,” Secretary Morgenthau declared in making
the table public. “I know that the American, people
are ready to do their part to win the war. One of the
ways we can do much more is by intensifying our
'effort in the purchase of Defense Bonds.”
\ While persons without dependents may be able to
set aside more than the suggested figures, persons
with several dependents, or with other heavy family
obligations, may be unable to save at the suggested
rate, the Treasury Department pointed out,
«+ And In One Number of
If Weekly One Saves Year He" Dersonsin Each Total Annual
Earnings Are; Each Weck: Will Save: Income Group : Savings:
$5 to $10 $0.25 $13.00 3,324,000
§10 to 315 00 “28. 00 | 4,975,000 {
315 ta $20 33. 00 5,470,000 |
320 to ‘830 65.00 10,747,000 :
$30 to ; 340 104,00 7,774,000
540 to 850 208.0 5,794,000
$50 to $60 3,007,000
$60 to $70 2,281,000 1 928,04
870 to 880 1,304,000 678, 080, 000
$80 to 31C0 1,489,00¢ 129,136,000
$100 to $15 1,059,000 1,161.860.000 |
$150 to $2 208,000 542,360,000
Over $2 695,000 2,800,000,000 |
48,167,000 , $10,213;811,000
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U. 5. GOVERNMENT PRINTING OFFICE 16~20866-1 Form No. DSS-283
| roadway,
walk on th> left side fac~|And Mr. George Washington, how
ing traffic. { he ever got up the courage to cross
| messes A Af cesar { the bolster him, is also a big ques-
| LOCALS LOST TWO ion,
The Ncrth End basketball team | Today you can hardly turn a-
{ of Columbia, defeated Mount Joy | round without trampling on a Govt.
iwice during the past week. Mon- uplifter of some stripe. It is getting
tougher and tcugher
day night they lost 64-56 and Sun-
| to park, with E-cars at every curb.
day they were defeated 60-53. | to park, with E gal tL every cu
meet Bernsen | But when all is said and done,
mavb: som> good will come from
Subscribe for the Bulletin. i y! : Bs oo he ss
ee aero rate aim fe _. fit. If toe dancer can make Congress
8 how ilg tecth, even jost Litle,
What use Said versus being docile, then I guess it
lis monsy well spent.
| About Our War Destiny | Yours with tha low down,
Uncanny cold Sixteenth Century ! reel Aer
i prophet forctold virtually every- N'
| MILLER WINS COUNTY
thing that has happened, including |
Japan’s attack on the Uniied States.
Read what he predicts for the fu-
ture. One of the many illustrated |
features in the March 22nd issue of
{LIVE BIRD CHAMPICNSHiIP
Charles Miller, of New Holland,
knotting with Samuet R.
of Ephrata, a lon
Gooree MM. leeds, of
aiter
| Greenly, wer title-
TheAmericanWeekly || ic
the big magazine distributed by the
BALTIMORE
and
| Fivepointville, on :3 out of 20
cach, scored eight out of ten ilyers
SUNDAY AMERICAN in the shootoff to win the eighth
| annual Lancaster County Wing
On Sale All Newsstands | shooting over the Stevens Park
traps, on Saturday.
EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
AND 9:00 P. M, AND
TURDAYS T H EA [ R E HOLIDAYS
-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M,
Mount Joy, Pa. Jr
FRIDAY—SATURDAY. MARCH 13-14
BERT TAYLOR — LANA TURNER in
JOHNNY EAGER”
"WIONDAY. MARCH 16
DICK AN — ANNE GWYNNE in
MM TOWN?»
TUESDAY, MAREH 17-—-TWO HITS
ALBERT DEKKER in "AMONG THE LIVING”
ALS
ZASU PITTS in MISS'QOLLY
WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, MARCH 18-19
BING CROSBY -- MARY MARTIN, in
“BIRTH OF THE BLUES”
‘NEXT WEEK, FRIDAY—SATURADY. MARCH 20-21
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