4 =. i teen teams from four different return showing of “Lets Go Fish- counties with a ninety-nine game ing” featuring Tony Accetta, all schedule. around bait casting champipn, dis- — playing his championship ability in OWL LAFFS| A WISE OWL Well, now that vacations are all! over with. maybe you guys w.ll re-| | 3 { | member that I always welcome] “laffs” from my readers. I have! ! some r:zal faithful followiars who! : never desert me but I'm sure there’s| a lot more of you folks could tell me little "tidbits if you'd want to..... Don’t be backward folks, step right up! * % % * * I've been old by a Florin gent that he never lakes a vacation. He says his ancestors always said: “The bigger the vacation the harder thej Fall”, and he’s taking no chances, | * * * * . 1 always figure that I and a lot of my friends may not get far up on the laddzr of success, but cven at that there are a lot of mighty fine folks still dewn at the bottom. * 3% * After visiting ever so many places | on my vacation, I've come tio the a pleasure, but if you're living out-| side of your income life any place/ Geshen, N. Y. READING RACE Among the favored contenders in the $5,000 three-year-old futurity conclusion that living in Mt. Joy is trot at the Reading fair, Wednesday, Septemli>r 10, is Fast Train, owned by Ethridge B. Gerry, of New York City. with Driver Delwin Miller, finished fourth in the $40,000 Hambeltonian Fast Train, shown here Is a pain in the neck. x ® » . The boys at the fire house sure got an awful laff out of the fellow that was caught in the transom the othe: night. They ought to put up signs so the boys can find their way ouf| AUNT MIN SEZ: of that place. - * = * 9 I came across a very wonderfu! Sumtimes I think mebby I'm see- family at (Marietta yesterday. n’ things! Stuff jest don’t make no The mother has electricity in her senset Fer instance the other day it ir a athe as his sto- hair and father has gas on his sto-| 0 po Yodv pritiy’ Tear mach. ....: Next thing you o£ they'll be a defense project. al ‘a pant fer their breath... wuz » x 4% Tw |settin’ out in my back yard wun- derin’ how long, anyway, this here just been blessed with a son, so 7 heat spell wuz goin’a keep up... asked: “Well, honey, how do you : we settin there, fannin’ my like vour new brother?” And she brow’n then it jest dawned on to very ‘matter - of - factly answered: Tie to get the mornin’ paper'n ele- “Oh, he’s all right, only there's lots vate my mind a little by readin’ up mors things we needed worse.” 21 the happenin’s goin’ on! First THN oR thing I cum on to wuz “How to im- Hammy has just toll us about ¢ 2TOVe Yer game’a bridge”... shucks fellow he knows who, being super- ... thinks I...such’a game! How stitious, decided to kzt on the! in a body be north, south, east’n eleventh horse in a race because hi west all at onest! I skum over that was eleven and i quick-like, was the Eleventh month .. and you Then I cum to the thing that jest knew what the horse d.d? ... comelabout wuz the last straw!...There in first, indeed just to keep! wuz with perspiration streamin’ all things even he came in cleventh. over my brow’n right before me in «+ 2 x 0 olack’n white wuz pictures’a great Alrig 8, that's old one oig fur coats...with women stand- What do va think the rest of thes in’ there all butloned tight up around the neck with fur surround- nn’ them frum head to feet! Thinks They tell me there's a special 1947 1 am I seein’ things? am I that's bzen designed foil.erict?...what’s cumin off... any- It develops a miss in the ways? No wunder there’z wars’'n engine orly when there’s one in the things goin’ on with folks all |mixed up like this! pictures’a big [fur coats starin’ you in the face “What are you going to give me when it’s almost too hot fer a per- for my birthday,” a cute trick ask- son to navigate! Huh! ed a local youth, “Close your eyes”, To tell the honest truth... all the he answered. “and what do yov I get oul’a that there bg paper ese” Disappointcdly she cried: wuz that there recipe fer bread- Met a little girl who's family hac Louse number no wal Ll an are? * % * * * autemob’le car. o> 8-8 9-9 “Not! absolutzly nothing.” Anc yuddin’...that sounded sensible'n I our Fometown boy exclaimed went in the house’n made a batch. “Thai's exactly what you're get- gd — ing”... Wasn't he nasty? * * ¥ * * The worst feature about a Inaugural with a red nose is that he always M oO has something to look forward to. eeting n * + ® M d Ni dirty tricks going on in this world on ay ite for a long time but the doggondest The Hempfield Farmers’ and toughest break we ever heard of Sportsmen's Association will start was when the order came for all off their fall activities with a bang kids under 17 to keep out of movies on Monday night September 8 with just as the very last chapter of their inaugural meeting of the new “Captain Marvel” was scheduled season being” held at th: Landis- for the Saturday matinee. ville Fire vv = = - It was a tough break, guys, but its all for the best, so keep smilin A WISE OWL BOWLING SEASON OPENS The Mount Joy Travelers Bowl- ing Team will cpen their Inter-City League season this coming Satur- day with the Penn Central Team, of Paxtang, on the Lincoln Alleys here. The League will consist of eigh- There's been tough breaks anc th> nomirat.on of officers, will al- so be featured by an extraordinary display of intqresting and colorful sound motion pictures, which will be chown by Mr. Harry M. Reed of Lanc. who has been arrang.ng a program of sound:movies for vari- ous Associatons and Clubs through- out the entire state for the past three or four years, Mr. Heed has lined ‘up a program of thigh calibre, tcpped by a request H. Benion, W. Fairview ....... 138 R. Femer, Christiana ........ 138 1 M, Stewart, Harrisburg ........ 13 J. Kezner, Maytown .......... 136 A. F. Rinica, Lancaster ........ 13¢ i P. Shirk, Elizabethtown ....... 134 lc. B. Good, Lancaster ........ 133 | J. E. Schroll, Mt. Joy .......... 132 A. Shiva Columbia"... 131 F. Frederick, ...... 133 M. Kern, Terr- Hill ........... 126 J. Federick, Harrisburg ....... 124 J. Clippinger, Waynesboro ..... 129 Geo Shissler, E'town .......... 11¢ C. Bowers, Bareville .......... 113 ————— Roy Hemmig Wins Shoot At Maytown Eighteen shooters faced the traps on Daddy Keener’s Playgrounds at Maytown Labor Day and despite the tricky targets due to the wind, good scores werz made. Roy Hemning, of Reading, former Pennslyvania State Champion, car- ried off tcp honors by breaking 149 out of 150. John W, Eshelman Jr. 72-year old Lancastrian, was second with 142, getting off to a bad start but breaking 98 of his last 100. In the moncy division, Lewis Class, the winners were: Class A— Hemnirg, first; Fshleman, sccond; Benicar and Bemer, Third. Clzss B — Schroll, first; Shive second and Frederick third. The scores: Roy Hzmning, Reading ....... 149 J. W. Eshleman, Lancaster 142 Glass; This mesting which will necessitate | Everzit Martin, Salunga 83 at Mr + rs er 1941 HUNTING LICENSES ON SALE AT COURT HOUSE The 1941 hunting licenses have arrived at the office of the county treasurer and according to Deputy I. Scott Smith, thirty-five were sold to date. The 1940 hunting licenses expired Saturday, according to Smith. eel ER and reel. Other selected subjects will in- glude, “How Not To Conduct a Meeting” starring Col. Lemuel Q Stoopnagle, of Radio fame, in a short comedy “The Case” and study in non-ghatterng 5 She CCC The Grea Smokie Mountains” and last but not least, “Bears In Alaska”, showing the many varieties of [Bear that roam the great northwest. All in all this will go to make up one of the fincst conservation education pro- grams cver shown at a Hempfield meet:ng, who are noted for their entertaining programs. Due to the fact that Daniel Fack- ler, present Président of. ths Hemp- field groupe, has enrolled "with the Game Commission Training School at Brecckway, Jefferson county, J Everztte Martin, Vice Pres’dent will be in charge of the meeting. Mr. Martin is extending an open invila- role; lass in The Great Reading Fair Next Week A series of exlensive army man- cuvers, performed by Urcie Sam's fighting men from Indiantown Gap, will help launch the eight-day cn- at the Reading tertainment program fair Sunday. The khaki-clad soldiers, equipped with all the accoutrzmne of mod- ern warfare, will share the opening pods is dsy spotlicht wis Jimmy Lynch and his Death Iodg:rs, the cele- brated automobile stuntmen who fermerly appeared at the New York The program will get urderway at 2 p.m. world’s fair, Sunday evening, two mucical or- genizaticns from Rzading—Herman Mill:r and kis Sylvanians and the drum and bugle corps from the Greater Reading Post, No. 179, Vet- erans cof Foreign Wars—will present the inaugural bill of grandstand stag: cat:rtainment, The {wo musi- cal units w.1l appear at 8 p.m. Frcducts of farms, homes and fac- torics will be displayed Sunday but judging the livestock, produce and art departments will not begin until Monday. in The army men will return to the fair again Monday and their color- ful maneuvers will precede the cpeninig program of Grand Circuit horse racing. The inaugural Grand Circuit card will consist of a $2,250) futurity r-old trotters and two supporting events. The biggest grandstand stage show of the week is on tap for Mon night, Opening at 7:30 p. m, the three-hour entertainment bill will frature Artie Shaw and his naticn- ally famous band, Gae Fosters Roxyettes, and Edd.e Roecker, not- ed ciage and radio singer. for itwo- City scheol children’s day will be and all city kids checrved Tuesday will receive free admission to the curds. Judging will continu: in all departments and the afternoon $2,300 ; pacers cd card will include a furity for thrze year and three othzi high class events. old on 3 a QUEEN OF THE ROLLERS the celebrated roller skating team that will appear in the Reading fair grandstand show, September 8 to 13. The International Rollos will share the spotlight with the Roxyettes, Ecllie Roecker, and out- standing circus and vaudeville performers. Illinois and California. 7—An open Rico. The limit oon season for Puerto For Hunters —- and —- geese and brandt (except snow geese in Idaho, snow ° I S lg o r IT} e 1) geese and brandt in Atlantic coast states, and Ross's ese through-out oe ' : he country — not be of Interior Harold L announced that the 60-day duck hunting season in the United Secretary three a In three nted) was agai I Los : : Ickes ssion, addi- take or six in poss tion, hunters may blue A scries of stock judging contests Is will for young boys and giris presented Wednesday morning. The will be | competitions include a cattlz| and pcultry judging contest for stu- Bak vocat.enal | and dente of coun 1 cattle judg- 1 +h - tn: :chec ing contest sponsorzd by the Berks | County Agricultural Extension As- coc:ation. Farmers end Rural school child- | ren’s day will bz observed Friday | and all Berks county kids, residing i re frei 1M} mepn 8, Wil rece cutside of Rc to adm ssion the grounds. Aside | frem the $900 frez-for-ail rand Circuit events, a trot and | busy program has been scheduled. Saturday, Thrill Day will be con- duct:d by Lucky Teler and his Hell Drivers. Teter and his automobile and motorcycle stuntmen will ap- pear in front of the grandstand at | 2, in the afternoon, and then play a repeat performance at the conclu- sion of the Saturday night stage show. —_—— RHFEVS FIREMEN COOPERATE WITH THE BOARD OF HEALTH The Rheems Fire Company is go- irg to hold its carnival Saturday night as criginally planned, but the firemen suggest that you send the children over to grandma's or call up Aunt Mary and have her stay with them while you attend the big! They have a carnival. wonderful | Western Vagabonds and two sensa-| ticnal Broadway acts. The firemen that beautiful go.ng to automocbilz are award to soft lucky person on Saturday night, sol try io be there. Remember men request that children under 16 | years of age be sent to grandma's or stay with Aunt Mary. meee SE ere. | You can get all the news of this locality for less than three cents 8! weck throvgh The Bulletin. re ere There is no better way to boost | gour business than by local news. Jdistant and accuracy with the rod { Subscribe for the Bulletin, tion to every sportsmen to attend, paper advertising. i of bait or live dccoys, but added a stow topped by Hank Lawson and! _ iS his ights of the Read. Also the a : his Knight: o e Read. Alsc €|6.—A 3-a-day bag limit for geese in hegvy concentration | tain the fire- | Pe This attractive young miss is a member of the International Rollos, | Dy Stotere AGT i ‘ho 1 : Slates opens October 1, in ‘the{geese a day and they may have six northern states, October 16 in the | plue geese inpossession in addition intermediate states and November | to the general six goose passession | £ goose S Calendar For The Week | Friday, Sept. 5th Saturday, Sept. 6th King Carol of Rumania abdi- cated his throne in 1940 Lafayette Day (Lafayette Born in 1737) The Baitle of the 1814. | Sunday, Sept. Tth, Boulder Dam put into opera- tion 1936 Sept. 8th Schools The First Continental Con- | gress opened in Philadelphia in 1774 | Marne, in in open in’ most munities. Globe circumnavigated in 1522 | Tuesday, Sept. 9th California joined the Union in { 1859. | Wednesday, Sept. | Elias Howe patented the sew- | ing machine in 1848. | re Stimulate your business by adver- | {it | tising in the Bulletin. MAGH! ad MYSTIFYING Gv YY Caze ¢ AVE Bis Mo at this uns ground thedral See ha Frozen Fo | Cathedral Bcliroom; ftain; Prairie Dogs; amber; Crystal ien Head anc other form=tions. Concrete walks gligrded by steel railings and ind ect lighting add to your plea safety Visited persons annuallv, hours from Mount U. S, Route 222 | Reading and Allento re and comfort. FREE PICNIC GROVES £KD CAMPING sites} #y rs == com- fi | | EVENINGS J Y MATINEE SHOWS SATURDAYS 7 AND 9:00 P. M AND | SATURDAYS T x EF A R E HOLIDAYS | 6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M. mn mcs TOR. Mount Joy, Pa. i WED.—THURS., Sept. 3—4 WALTER PIDGEON—JOAN BENNETT—IN-— “MAN HUNT" FRI % JOBN “rh —SAT.. SEPT. 5-6 WAYNE—BETTY SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS" CESAR™ MONDAY, SEPT. 8 ROMERO—CARGL LANBIS—IN— ANCE HALL" 9 3 1 - ok fines il. 2 in the southern siatzs. lim:t, In issuing seascn regulations for 1 son ' i ign Shi The original three or six, it was huntirg migratory game birds, Ickes explained, may also includ 4 xpla y also include or con- x ow ; SARI ig left unchanged the 60-day season 3 oy | JANE KELLY—IN-— and th: 10-a-day bag limit of 1940 : 7 pas : is possible for a hunter to take s'x retained the prohibition against use blue geese a day or have twe i if he no other kinds of geese. States zones are made session takes or ¢ The United up as follows: . . : pOss clause forbidding the taking of water fowl by using cattle, horses or mules as blinds. Northern -—— Maine, N Hamp- As in recent years hunters must | shir i Tichig: 7 nsi c year St | shire, Ohio, Michigan, W.sconsin 7 7 T A TT TN plug repeating and auiomatic shot-| Minnesota, North Dakota, South | SATL RDAY MATINZD ADL i] guns to a limit of three shells and | Sakota, Wyoming, and Montana. | NO SERIAL PICTURE must not use guns larger than 106- : mm ra of Mie guns larger ah J Infermediate — Massachusetts, idl g:ug Hunt'ng with bows and thode Island Mow Verk : 10¢ sland, Mev ik, arrcws is still permissible. Shoot- New Jersey. Penn New Jersey, Penn- ing hours rcmain the same, sun- se We t Viginia, Kens | sylvenia, est Vi a, n- |B rise to 4 p. m. : SE 3 LA od vil tucky, Indiana, [liinois, Mis- i as ROAR OOTY (ION 43) A ok. 4 bf Close season on Wilson souri, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, A dha a Snipe, commonly knowns as Jack- Gkiahemz. Colorado. Utah. OF : ahema, ado, Utah, Ore- snipe. FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS ON : Jiu : gon, Idaho, Nevado, Washing- 2—A 10-a-day limit on Canvas i ack and Ruddy Dicks. & oe ton, and Carolina. ack an 1ddy Ducks, formerly to Fn > ” Sauthern —Maryland, Virginia, N. a 3 a day. : : 3 . edb : : Carolina, 8. Carclint, 3—Transfer of Ohio to the north- Goorcis. Florid rgla, iorida, Mi Alabama, ern zone and New to the| . . i ee s.ppi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas, southern, : 4. fl Boots J New Mexico and Arizona. .—Legalizing the shooting an , | > 2 ve Woodchucks or (Ground hogs) |i possession of one wood duck per hunter in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Kentucky, Missouri, Maryland, Vir- ginia, North Carolina, South Caro- season from July Ist to September | 30. Daily limit is 5. | lina, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama. | 2 Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisianne THE WINNAH! “XG and Texas. tres = 5 : : Kid News closed Season on SNOow | geese in Idaho to extend additional protzction to the rare trumpeter wan. areas of ig counties in North Carolina DERE SPRINGS PAR Ril, PA, SUNDAY, SEPT. 7th Sa Mary Jane and He™Mgrry Melody Makers —featuring “LES NISSLY” 2nd Fiddlkc—MARY JANE TROOP—Wizord of the * Pance Queen and many others. DANCING —— SINGING —— COM FREE Shows Aft. & Eve. RESERVED SEATS 5c Free — Open Air Movies Every Nig sist entirely of blues geesé, hence it | Tennessee, | 8 “A VERY YQ mi WED.—THURS.. ! ANN SOTHERN—GEORGE “RINGSIDE MAI NG LADY" a a SAT. NIGHT, SEPT. 6th 8 \ BIG ACTS — Formerly The HANK LAWSON His Knights of the Roac Bans) JIM & JANE O D Direct Fr:m CROP Br Bes Ber Bra Drs $001 B01 Ber 0 Bo Bere Ber Bel VAGABONDS MATURING TATION WOR The New Wii Ba Awarded Studebaker Come Earl: EATS oe PARKING First Show, 7:30 P. MA a
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