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teen teams from four different return showing of “Lets Go Fish-
counties with a ninety-nine game ing” featuring Tony Accetta, all
schedule. around bait casting champipn, dis-
— playing his championship ability in
OWL LAFFS|
A WISE OWL
Well, now that vacations are all!
over with. maybe you guys w.ll re-|
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member that I always welcome]
“laffs” from my readers. I have! !
some r:zal faithful followiars who! :
never desert me but I'm sure there’s|
a lot more of you folks could tell me
little "tidbits if you'd want to.....
Don’t be backward folks, step right
up!
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I've been old by a Florin gent
that he never lakes a vacation. He
says his ancestors always said: “The
bigger the vacation the harder thej
Fall”, and he’s taking no chances, |
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1 always figure that I and a lot of
my friends may not get far up on
the laddzr of success, but cven at
that there are a lot of mighty fine
folks still dewn at the bottom.
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After visiting ever so many places |
on my vacation, I've come tio the
a pleasure, but if you're living out-|
side of your income life any place/ Geshen, N. Y.
READING RACE
Among the favored contenders in the $5,000 three-year-old futurity
conclusion that living in Mt. Joy is trot at the Reading fair, Wednesday, Septemli>r 10, is Fast Train, owned
by Ethridge B. Gerry, of New York City.
with Driver Delwin Miller, finished fourth in the $40,000 Hambeltonian
Fast Train, shown here
Is a pain in the neck.
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The boys at the fire house sure got
an awful laff out of the fellow that
was caught in the transom the othe:
night. They ought to put up signs
so the boys can find their way ouf|
AUNT MIN
SEZ:
of that place.
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I came across a very wonderfu! Sumtimes I think mebby I'm see-
family at (Marietta yesterday. n’ things! Stuff jest don’t make no
The mother has electricity in her senset Fer instance the other day it
ir a athe as his sto-
hair and father has gas on his sto-| 0 po Yodv pritiy’ Tear
mach. ....: Next thing you o£
they'll be a defense project. al ‘a pant fer their breath... wuz
» x 4% Tw |settin’ out in my back yard wun-
derin’ how long, anyway, this here
just been blessed with a son, so 7 heat spell wuz goin’a keep up...
asked: “Well, honey, how do you : we settin there, fannin’ my
like vour new brother?” And she brow’n then it jest dawned on to
very ‘matter - of - factly answered: Tie to get the mornin’ paper'n ele-
“Oh, he’s all right, only there's lots vate my mind a little by readin’ up
mors things we needed worse.” 21 the happenin’s goin’ on! First
THN oR thing I cum on to wuz “How to im-
Hammy has just toll us about ¢ 2TOVe Yer game’a bridge”... shucks
fellow he knows who, being super- ... thinks I...such’a game! How
stitious, decided to kzt on the! in a body be north, south, east’n
eleventh horse in a race because hi west all at onest! I skum over that
was eleven and i quick-like,
was the Eleventh month .. and you Then I cum to the thing that jest
knew what the horse d.d? ... comelabout wuz the last straw!...There
in first, indeed just to keep! wuz with perspiration streamin’ all
things even he came in cleventh. over my brow’n right before me in
«+ 2 x 0 olack’n white wuz pictures’a great
Alrig 8, that's old one oig fur coats...with women stand-
What do va think the rest of thes in’ there all butloned tight up
around the neck with fur surround-
nn’ them frum head to feet! Thinks
They tell me there's a special 1947 1 am I seein’ things? am I
that's bzen designed foil.erict?...what’s cumin off... any-
It develops a miss in the ways? No wunder there’z wars’'n
engine orly when there’s one in the things goin’ on with folks all
|mixed up like this! pictures’a big
[fur coats starin’ you in the face
“What are you going to give me when it’s almost too hot fer a per-
for my birthday,” a cute trick ask- son to navigate! Huh!
ed a local youth, “Close your eyes”, To tell the honest truth... all the
he answered. “and what do yov I get oul’a that there bg paper
ese” Disappointcdly she cried: wuz that there recipe fer bread-
Met a little girl who's family hac
Louse number
no
wal
Ll
an
are?
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autemob’le
car.
o> 8-8 9-9
“Not! absolutzly nothing.” Anc yuddin’...that sounded sensible'n I
our Fometown boy exclaimed went in the house’n made a batch.
“Thai's exactly what you're get- gd —
ing”... Wasn't he nasty?
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The worst feature about a Inaugural
with a red nose is that he always M oO
has something to look forward to. eeting n
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dirty tricks going on in this world on ay ite
for a long time but the doggondest The Hempfield Farmers’ and
toughest break we ever heard of Sportsmen's Association will start
was when the order came for all off their fall activities with a bang
kids under 17 to keep out of movies on Monday night September 8 with
just as the very last chapter of their inaugural meeting of the new
“Captain Marvel” was scheduled season being” held at th: Landis-
for the Saturday matinee. ville Fire
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It was a tough break, guys, but
its all for the best, so keep smilin
A WISE OWL
BOWLING SEASON OPENS
The Mount Joy Travelers Bowl-
ing Team will cpen their Inter-City
League season this coming Satur-
day with the Penn Central Team,
of Paxtang, on the Lincoln Alleys
here.
The League will consist of eigh-
There's been tough breaks anc
th> nomirat.on of officers, will al-
so be featured by an extraordinary
display of intqresting and colorful
sound motion pictures, which will
be chown by Mr. Harry M. Reed of
Lanc. who has been arrang.ng a
program of sound:movies for vari-
ous Associatons and Clubs through-
out the entire state for the past
three or four years,
Mr. Heed has lined ‘up a program
of thigh calibre, tcpped by a request
H. Benion, W. Fairview ....... 138
R. Femer, Christiana ........ 138
1 M, Stewart, Harrisburg ........ 13
J. Kezner, Maytown .......... 136
A. F. Rinica, Lancaster ........ 13¢
i P. Shirk, Elizabethtown ....... 134
lc. B. Good, Lancaster ........ 133
| J. E. Schroll, Mt. Joy .......... 132
A. Shiva Columbia"... 131
F. Frederick, ...... 133
M. Kern, Terr- Hill ........... 126
J. Federick, Harrisburg ....... 124
J. Clippinger, Waynesboro ..... 129
Geo Shissler, E'town .......... 11¢
C. Bowers, Bareville .......... 113
—————
Roy Hemmig
Wins Shoot
At Maytown
Eighteen shooters faced the traps
on Daddy Keener’s Playgrounds at
Maytown Labor Day and despite
the tricky targets due to the wind,
good scores werz made.
Roy Hemning, of Reading, former
Pennslyvania State Champion, car-
ried off tcp honors by breaking 149
out of 150. John W, Eshelman Jr.
72-year old Lancastrian, was second
with 142, getting off to a bad start
but breaking 98 of his last 100.
In the moncy division, Lewis
Class, the winners were: Class A—
Hemnirg, first; Fshleman, sccond;
Benicar and Bemer, Third.
Clzss B — Schroll, first; Shive
second and Frederick third.
The scores:
Roy Hzmning, Reading ....... 149
J. W. Eshleman, Lancaster 142
Glass;
This mesting which will necessitate |
Everzit Martin, Salunga 83
at Mr + rs er
1941 HUNTING LICENSES
ON SALE AT COURT HOUSE
The 1941 hunting licenses have
arrived at the office of the county
treasurer and according to Deputy
I. Scott Smith, thirty-five were sold
to date. The 1940 hunting licenses
expired Saturday, according to
Smith.
eel ER
and reel.
Other selected subjects will in-
glude, “How Not To Conduct a
Meeting” starring Col. Lemuel Q
Stoopnagle, of Radio fame, in a
short comedy “The
Case” and study in non-ghatterng
5 She CCC The Grea
Smokie Mountains” and last but not
least, “Bears In Alaska”, showing
the many varieties of [Bear that
roam the great northwest. All in all
this will go to make up one of the
fincst conservation education pro-
grams cver shown at a Hempfield
meet:ng, who are noted for their
entertaining programs.
Due to the fact that Daniel Fack-
ler, present Président of. ths Hemp-
field groupe, has enrolled "with the
Game Commission Training School
at Brecckway, Jefferson county, J
Everztte Martin, Vice Pres’dent will
be in charge of the meeting. Mr.
Martin is extending an open invila-
role; lass
in
The Great
Reading Fair
Next Week
A series of exlensive army man-
cuvers, performed by Urcie Sam's
fighting men from Indiantown Gap,
will help launch the eight-day cn-
at the Reading
tertainment program
fair Sunday.
The khaki-clad soldiers, equipped
with all the accoutrzmne of mod-
ern warfare, will share the opening
pods
is
dsy spotlicht wis Jimmy Lynch
and his Death Iodg:rs, the cele-
brated automobile stuntmen who
fermerly appeared at the New York
The program will get
urderway at 2 p.m.
world’s fair,
Sunday evening, two mucical or-
genizaticns from Rzading—Herman
Mill:r and kis Sylvanians and the
drum and bugle corps from the
Greater Reading Post, No. 179, Vet-
erans cof Foreign Wars—will present
the inaugural bill of grandstand
stag: cat:rtainment, The {wo musi-
cal units w.1l appear at 8 p.m.
Frcducts of farms, homes and fac-
torics will be displayed Sunday but
judging the livestock, produce
and art departments will not begin
until Monday.
in
The army men will return to the
fair again Monday and their color-
ful maneuvers will precede the
cpeninig program of Grand Circuit
horse racing. The inaugural Grand
Circuit card will consist of a $2,250)
futurity r-old trotters
and two supporting events.
The biggest grandstand stage
show of the week is on tap for Mon
night, Opening at 7:30 p. m, the
three-hour entertainment bill will
frature Artie Shaw and his naticn-
ally famous band, Gae Fosters
Roxyettes, and Edd.e Roecker, not-
ed ciage and radio singer.
for itwo-
City scheol children’s day will be
and all city kids
checrved Tuesday
will receive free admission to the
curds. Judging will continu: in
all departments and the afternoon
$2,300 ;
pacers
cd card will include a
furity for thrze year
and three othzi high class events.
old
on 3 a
QUEEN OF THE
ROLLERS
the celebrated roller skating team that will appear in the Reading
fair grandstand show, September 8 to 13. The International Rollos
will share the spotlight with the Roxyettes, Ecllie Roecker, and out-
standing circus and vaudeville performers.
Illinois and California.
7—An open
Rico.
The limit oon
season for Puerto
For Hunters
—- and —-
geese and brandt
(except snow geese in Idaho, snow
°
I S lg o r IT} e 1) geese and brandt in Atlantic coast
states, and Ross's ese through-out
oe ' :
he country — not be
of Interior Harold L
announced that the 60-day
duck hunting season in the United
Secretary three a
In
three
nted) was agai
I Los : :
Ickes ssion, addi-
take
or six in poss
tion, hunters may blue
A scries of stock judging contests
Is will
for young boys and giris
presented Wednesday morning. The
will
be
|
competitions include a cattlz|
and pcultry judging contest for stu-
Bak vocat.enal |
and
dente of
coun
1 cattle judg-
1
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tn:
:chec
ing contest sponsorzd by the Berks |
County Agricultural Extension As-
coc:ation.
Farmers end Rural school child- |
ren’s day will bz observed Friday |
and all Berks county kids, residing
i re frei
1M} mepn
8, Wil rece
cutside of Rc
to
adm ssion the grounds. Aside |
frem the $900 frez-for-ail
rand Circuit events, a
trot and |
busy program has been scheduled.
Saturday, Thrill Day will be con-
duct:d by Lucky Teler and his Hell
Drivers. Teter and his automobile
and motorcycle stuntmen will ap-
pear in front of the grandstand at |
2, in the afternoon, and then play a
repeat performance at the conclu-
sion of the Saturday night stage
show.
—_——
RHFEVS FIREMEN COOPERATE
WITH THE BOARD OF HEALTH
The Rheems Fire Company is go-
irg to hold its carnival Saturday
night as criginally planned, but the
firemen suggest that you send the
children over to grandma's or call
up Aunt Mary and have her stay
with them while you attend the big!
They have a
carnival. wonderful |
Western Vagabonds and two sensa-|
ticnal Broadway acts.
The firemen
that beautiful
go.ng to
automocbilz
are award
to soft
lucky person on Saturday night, sol
try io be there. Remember
men request that children under 16 |
years of age be sent to grandma's
or stay with Aunt Mary.
meee SE ere. |
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his ights of the Read. Also the a :
his Knight: o e Read. Alsc €|6.—A 3-a-day bag limit for geese in
hegvy concentration
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This attractive young miss is a member of the International Rollos, |
Dy
Stotere AGT i ‘ho 1 :
Slates opens October 1, in ‘the{geese a day and they may have six
northern states, October 16 in the | plue geese inpossession in addition
intermediate states and November | to the general six goose passession |
£ goose S
Calendar For The Week
| Friday, Sept. 5th
Saturday, Sept. 6th
King Carol of Rumania abdi-
cated his throne in 1940
Lafayette Day (Lafayette Born
in 1737)
The Baitle of the
1814.
| Sunday, Sept. Tth,
Boulder Dam put into opera-
tion 1936
Sept. 8th
Schools
The First Continental Con-
| gress opened in Philadelphia
in 1774
|
Marne, in
in
open in’ most
munities.
Globe
circumnavigated in
1522
| Tuesday, Sept. 9th
California joined the Union in
{ 1859.
| Wednesday, Sept.
| Elias Howe patented the sew-
| ing machine in 1848.
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EVENINGS J Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 AND 9:00 P. M AND
| SATURDAYS T x EF A R E HOLIDAYS
| 6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M.
mn mcs TOR. Mount Joy, Pa.
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WED.—THURS., Sept. 3—4
WALTER PIDGEON—JOAN BENNETT—IN-—
“MAN HUNT"
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—SAT.. SEPT. 5-6
WAYNE—BETTY
SHEPHERD OF THE
HILLS"
CESAR™
MONDAY, SEPT. 8
ROMERO—CARGL LANBIS—IN—
ANCE HALL"
9 3 1 - ok fines il.
2 in the southern siatzs. lim:t,
In issuing seascn regulations for 1 son
' i ign Shi The original three or six, it was
huntirg migratory game birds, Ickes explained, may also includ 4
xpla y also include or con- x ow ; SARI ig
left unchanged the 60-day season 3 oy | JANE KELLY—IN-—
and th: 10-a-day bag limit of 1940
: 7 pas : is possible for a hunter to take s'x
retained the prohibition against use
blue geese a day or have twe
i if he
no other kinds of geese.
States zones are made
session takes or ¢
The United
up as follows:
. . : pOss
clause forbidding the taking of
water fowl by using cattle, horses or
mules as blinds.
Northern -—— Maine, N Hamp-
As in recent years hunters must | shir i Tichig: 7 nsi
c year St | shire, Ohio, Michigan, W.sconsin 7 7 T A TT TN
plug repeating and auiomatic shot-| Minnesota, North Dakota, South | SATL RDAY MATINZD ADL i]
guns to a limit of three shells and | Sakota, Wyoming, and Montana. | NO SERIAL PICTURE
must not use guns larger than 106- : mm ra
of Mie guns larger ah J Infermediate — Massachusetts, idl
g:ug Hunt'ng with bows and thode Island Mow Verk
: 10¢ sland, Mev ik,
arrcws is still permissible. Shoot- New Jersey. Penn
New Jersey, Penn-
ing hours rcmain the same, sun- se We t Viginia, Kens |
sylvenia, est Vi a, n- |B
rise to 4 p. m. : SE 3
LA od vil tucky, Indiana, [liinois, Mis-
i as ROAR OOTY (ION 43) A ok. 4
bf Close season on Wilson souri, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, A dha a
Snipe, commonly knowns as Jack- Gkiahemz. Colorado. Utah. OF :
ahema, ado, Utah, Ore-
snipe. FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS ON
: Jiu : gon, Idaho, Nevado, Washing-
2—A 10-a-day limit on Canvas i
ack and Ruddy Dicks. & oe ton, and Carolina.
ack an 1ddy Ducks, formerly to Fn
> ” Sauthern —Maryland, Virginia, N.
a
3 a day. : : 3 .
edb : : Carolina, 8. Carclint,
3—Transfer of Ohio to the north- Goorcis. Florid
rgla, iorida,
Mi
Alabama,
ern zone and New to the| . . i ee
s.ppi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas,
southern, :
4. fl Boots J New Mexico and Arizona.
.—Legalizing the shooting an , |
> 2 ve Woodchucks or (Ground hogs) |i
possession of one wood duck per
hunter in Pennsylvania, Delaware,
Kentucky, Missouri, Maryland, Vir-
ginia, North Carolina, South Caro-
season from July Ist to September |
30. Daily limit is 5. |
lina, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama. | 2
Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisianne THE WINNAH! “XG
and Texas. tres =
5 : : Kid News
closed Season on SNOow |
geese in Idaho to extend additional
protzction to the rare trumpeter
wan.
areas of ig
counties in North Carolina
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SPRINGS PAR
Ril, PA, SUNDAY, SEPT. 7th
Sa
Mary Jane and He™Mgrry Melody Makers
—featuring “LES NISSLY” 2nd Fiddlkc—MARY JANE
TROOP—Wizord of the *
Pance Queen and many others.
DANCING —— SINGING —— COM
FREE Shows Aft. & Eve.
RESERVED SEATS 5c
Free — Open Air Movies Every Nig
sist entirely of blues geesé, hence it |
Tennessee, | 8
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