“ira but d of for rials, by s and is through can fin- NS jan.27-f FT, dletin” ee — WANT J GIVEs, of! 2Ver con- on of the n truck )Ymance facts of lined in ntitled ain this PA. l S A. eS iS The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, July 25, —B YY A WISE OWL Had a lot of fun out at the carni- val on Saturday night. Not only enjoyed the scheduled program but the impromptu solo by a well known Marietta St. man, when the ac- cordion band played “God Bless America” was something worth hearing. *® * * * You remember the story I told you last week about “Red” and the dog Well I forgot to tell you that I got some “hush money” for not mentioning that “Gike” Garber was with him. * * * #® * Carl ‘Germer told me that in the old days, when a fellow told a girl a naughty story, she blushed at it Nowadays, she memorizes it. * » * » I heard “Firp” ask “Ab” the othe: day what time it was, “Ab” said he didn’t know, and when “Mike” ask- ed if his watch wasn’t running, he replied that it was an hour slow. "x 9 » Do you remember when “Smitty was a prize fighter? It was his first fight, in Lancaster, and at the end of the first round he staggerad tc his corner in a dazed and battercc condition, Lez his manager whisper- ed in his ear: “Say Kid I've got ¢ great idea! Next time he hits you hit him back! ........ Ask “Red’ Metzler he knows. “©. x» A spooning couple down along Little Chickies Creek got tired walk- ing so they sat on the bank of thc stream and chatted. 1 overhearc her say she wished she had lived ir the scventeenth century as travel ing was more romantic then-not sc many roads and more bridal paths * » * * = We have a lot of folks here ii town who really haven't been wear- ing any more “clothing during the past week than Gandhi and we sav several who didn't even wear tha muck. In a sense you can’t blame them, ry At a certain bathing beach Sun- day a fellow was sitting there with a far away look in his face. When asked the reason he said he sure pities the blind of today. * * a = * Since we're on the subject a mar at Florin told the writer that with the exception of that physical exam- ination stuff, the men of today sure have it on those of yester-years. No trouble at all seeing what you're getting before cna gets married- just take ’em bathing. We have known of men changing their minds after that—and womer ico. =» J A mummy is a person who cannot speak at all and there are times! when some of us should be real mummies, - * - > - Under feudalism a diet of worms was the punishment. That's why some people today still have...... ? LJ * x * * A young chap in our High school. made a remark back at the fire house the other night that Edison was the inventor of the phonograft and the indecent lamp. He hasn't been living in the country all his life either, * * » * * Jn India an omelet is a charm worn around the neck. In Mount Joy its an egg disced and is used’ on the inside of the neck. * *® = * * It may see ridiculous but we have a women on East Main «treet who is tall thin and stout. The first twc refer to her-well you know-and the latter to her religion. * * * * A little chap living at Landis- ville told his father that newspapers were useful for reporting calainitie: such as deaths, marriages and so forth, * * * * - Now its time to wipe a J the perspiration and get the ice water. S'long till cooler weather. rn RP {AGEs A Second grader here told his teacher that a circle was a round »jcan be obtained, along with credit | readings. The cake walks were won thing) kindly remember the Bulletin straight line with a hole in the mid- die. patent water glasses on the dining room table. You get the hose out in the yard and turn on the water, then you sprinkle the lawn a while and finally turn it in your dining roomig_4 6-4. door, which has been left open. Of course, she can’t guarantee that the table and sideboard won get wet (HEAVY HIGHWAY TRAVEL ‘HELPS TIRE SALES GAIN Few Drivers Want to Take Risk With Casings on Crowded Summer Roads When a motorist tries to squeeze the last penny’s worth of milage out cf worn-out tires he's taking big chances and why should he take any risks when, during our special mid-summer sal», he cily pbtain new tires at rockbottom figures — prices that certainly are unusually altractive? Besides, it matters not whether the motorist has the ready cash, because we'll sell him Good- years, mount them on his car and he can pay for them on easy install- ments as he rides,” said Mr. Griss- inger. “Our ten-day special bargain sale starts July 24 and ends August 3. We have an unusually large assort- ment of sizes of all types of tires, $9 no customer need be disappoint- ed. only a short time ago and has been selling like hot cakes cver since. Just think of it—only $5.15 for the portion. And the famous Marathon only $8.95 for the 6.00-16. “Another thing, during this sale we have put the price of the Life- is packed with safety for the motor- ist, down to the lowest figure we have ever quoted, “This is the season of the year when the highways are pretty well choked with cars—people on vaca- tion tours, driving to the lakes, the sea shore, the mountains or perhaps to one or both of the World's Fairs. Motorists should take no chances with thin tires. Why should they, when the best for the money in tires terms if desired? There isn’t a rea- sen under the sun why a car owner should not discard his worn-out ires now and replace them with de- sendable Good-years. “And when we put on tires we sive the rims a thorough cleaning removing all foreign substances which: might injured tires, We sce oo, that the tires are in inflated tc he proper pressure and we change advisable, so the user will get the nost safe miles possible. We make no charge for this extra service.” Card Basket (From Page 1) town and returning via Niagara Falls. Miss Martha Sentz, has returned home for a few weeks visit, after working in Saskatchewan, Canada, in Mission work, the past two years Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Sentz, son Paul, daughter Mary, motored to Ontario, Canada, spending several days with their daughter and family. Mr. and Mrs Ray Shoats. PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTY One hundred and twenty persons attended the public birthday party sponsored by the Shining Star Sun- day school class of the Florin United Brethren church Friday evening at the Florin hall, Tables were ar- rangzd by montks for the guests. Music was furnished by the ladies’ and men’s quartet of the church with George Baker playing xylo- phone selections and Mrs. Earl Hos- totter, of Landisville, giving several by Helen Baker, of Florin, and Mrs. John Rice, of Mount Joy. Proceeds from the party will be used for the building fund of the church. tet eer PLAYGROUND NEWS By JOE MOORE, Director The Mount Joy Playground closed | its fourth week in the midst of a| heat wave. The heat was really | terrific for in the four years that the playground has been in exis- tance Monday afternoon was the first time that there were not enough Senior boys to make up two base- ball teams, There were only 13 beys present. However the sprinkler has been very popular during this time. Attendance points have been totaled at the end of the first month These points are scored as follows: (a) for being present-1 point, (bh) ofr being on the winning team-1|{ UPTOWN EASILY WINS point. These points in the end de-| FROM nowy ITowy 14-8 termine who shall go along to Phila- delphia, if and when, Connie Mack | last Tharsdey SY the Uptown invites the Playground group. The, team defeated Downtown 14-8. The leaders to date are: _ score: Senior boys: John Breneman “A wonderful buy is the All-'Harold Eby, James Roberts, Harold Fhllenbaum, Robert Hawthorne, ire ee ‘Robert Pennell, Martin Bowman, |W. Clarence Wilson, | H: llgren, | Rohrer, 4.75/5.00-19 and other sizes in pro- iPiersol, Ed. Soldner, Eill Beaston |: ides, Soldner, American, which was introduced, Guard, that tire within a tire, which;selves to Frank Tyndall at Tyndall's hem from one wheel to another, if]: COMMITTEE MEETING A meeting of committee appoint- ed for the Sportsmen's Carnival will be held at Cornwell's pestaurant! Thursday evening, July 25th. All "TENNIS TEAM EASILY chairmen and committeemen are ‘DEFEATED YORK 8-1 NEXT REGULAR MEETING The next regular mecting of the Sportsmen's Association will be held ter-County Tennis League. The : a . 8 at the Cove on Monday evening, final score was 8-1. | August 12, at eight o'clock. Be] sure to be present. eee eat ree Stimulate your business by adver= Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. Our neighbor lady is seeking a but it’s a cute idea anyway. urged to be present for a check-up. downed the York Outdoor team Sunday afternoon at York to re-| main in second position in the In- defeated Schleeger, 6-1, 6-4. | 8 feated Culbertson 6-2, 6-1. John Fellenbaum, 6-4, 6-3. | defeated Olweiler, 6-3, 6-0. defeated Yaukey, 6-1, 6-4. McVickers, 6-2, 6-0. baum, Mount Joy, defeated Yaukey and Olweiler, 6-4, 6-3. Joy, defeated Brose and Officer, your business than by local news- | paper advertising. Bruce Brown, Ragnor Hallgren, Junior boys: Victor Rohrer, Chas. tEngene Brown, Victor Zerphe ey, lc. Robert Wilson, Frank Zimmerman, lA. Ge tz. rf Gerald Wilson, Robert Hallgren. Eshler If these boys will present them- Wilson, Mumpger, { H. 'Roberts, Cut Rate Store they will be pre- sented with their “period prize which will consist of one ice cream cone each. Other boys may find their standing by seeing the Dircc- tor. were a baseball game with the L ititz |S playground at Lititz. This game was VM wen by Mount Joy by a score of 3- 2. Also the Uptown boys defeated he coming week two tournaments which will count toward the Final Olympic scores will be held. They will be the Paddle tennis and Dart UPTOWN Tournament. The darts may be DOWNTOWN sis ais ike 101 140 1— any time during the two! lays. There will be ten practice darts and then three throws of five larts each with throw-offs in case of | ties. In the Paddle tennis the iri 5 ind the final rounds on Friday | norning and afternoon. Fiheir bicycle in shape for we are|J. Shatz, 3 to celebrate Bicycle and!Rus S {Scooter Day on Thursday Augus 2nd, In addition to the regular \J > 3icycles and Scooter races, it is'p, planned to have marathon, a slow race, a coasting race, a doubles race, | and a paper race. So get the bicy- | cles and the scooters tuned up and] ; | give your name to Joe Moore so that Evans, 2 he can put it on the entry list, Maharg, r—————— Gr, Brown, ss Kauffman, WESTERN REVUE A rare treat is in store for all Kreider, | Bucl h, the out-door park fans who attend | 2 the afternoon or evening shows at Mount Gretna Park next Sunday. | MESCAL IKE By S.L. HUNTLEY. HH, THERE S MR. LUD ; | Bre neman, | Penn Zerphey, p ...... : z-Batted for Kreider in Tth Score by innings: MOUNT JOY ........ 002 100 0—3 LITITZ .............. 010 000 1—2 LAN DISVILLE The Red Cross contribution total for Landisville, Rohrerstown and East Petersburg totals $631.49. Mr. Wm. R. Weaver, of Trenton, N. J, is spending several days with his parents, Mr. and Mvs. A. S. Weaver. The Summer Round-Up for pre- school children will ‘be held at the high school auditorium next Tues- day, July 30th. Em When in need of Printing. (any- thing) kindly remember the Bulletin Eby, J JL Young, The special events for this week | Zeller, uk fa — — ND CO fp 3 oO DN 3 Conner, the Downtown boys in a Softball | Frey, game by a score of 14-8. Wagner, During Thursday and Friday of |E. Zimmy, oOo | © wl OHHH no a << 00D KEEPING COOL IN HOT WEATHER A timely article chockful of advice | for summer comfort by an eminent | authority on houschold efficiency. | Don’t miss this helpful feature in | the August 4th issue of The big magazine distributed with the ‘Baltimore American On Sale at All Newsstands! [MOUNT JOY DEFEATED | PRETZELITES IN CLOSE Lititz Playgrounds ths | team won » game from Lititz | -ound will be played on Thursday |"®Y | |J. Breneman, The boys are also warned to get!J Zeller. +|W. Z @ Leanzoa | no 00 | Summy, MT. GRETNA PARK NEXT Milleer, SUNDAY AFT. & EVE'G Reist, -_—o Nw SO RHEEMS Fire Co. Presents On SAT. NITE, JULY 27 4 GROUPS — 8 ACTS THANK and SLIM The Georgia Crackers Always Favorites at Rheems America’s Foremost Hypnotist International Idiots Direct From New York City The Shooting Stars With Buckskin Betty & Colorado Fred BOOTS And His Bluestone Ramblers Featurina *““Nukie” on the Marimba no | 1 ew | The feature attraction is the West- | ern Revue with a group®of twelve, # own as the Texas Rangers, who have been jamming parks every- where and thrilling the audiences with their cow i.l and cowboy revue of rare rausic, dancing, sing- ing, and plenty of fun. | They present the Arizona Kid, in person; lovely Rancho June and Honolulu Dot, in rare dancing numbers; Pop-Eye, the funny man; Pancake Liz, the “he- enter- tainer, and plenty of others. SWIM on Lease FOR HEALTH “WHITEY” SOLA, our capable instructor Cantor with ‘Niek” Carter col ui RMS Tele phore 306-R- ilo 9 P. M. rE Rates Reasonable Pool Open Every “MUST” on your sport list 7 Lis 4 ozo Also on the program ic one of the greatest harmonica bands in the] country. They play harmonicas up to three feet long, and their music is something extraordinary. |B The admission remains the same.'E i The Mount Joy Tennis team SINGLES—Frank Zink, Mt. Joy, 'H Eugene Crider, Mount Joy, de- | Brose, Ycrk Outdoor, defeated | B Harold Fellenbaum, Mount Joy, W. G. Diffenderfer, Mount Joy, Robert Zink, Mount Joy, defeated | ; DOUBLES—Crider and F. Zink, | § Mount Joy, defeated Schieeger and | J on a novel way to fill theiCulbertson, 6-4, 6-4. J. Fellenbaum and H. Fellen- Diffenderfer and R. Zink, Mount re eee There is no better way to boost | JOY yes 7 AND 9:00 P. M THEATRE| == Mount Joy, Pa. id HEALTHFULLY AIR - CONDITIONED EVENINGS 6-8-10 P.M. THURSDAY, JOAN CRAWFORD—FREDERIC MARCH—in— __SUSAN_And_GOD" SATURDAY JULY 26-27 NEAGLE—RAY MILLAND—in— ““IRENE" TUESDAY - JULY30 VIRGINIA BRUCE—in— “FLIGHT ANGELS” FIGHT PiCIURES ! ! WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY JULY 31- AUG. 1 CAROLE LOMBARD——-BRIAN AHERNE—in— _IN_THE_NIGHT" SAT. MAT. ONLY—CHAPTER + 9 “DRUMS OF FU MANCHU” HEY KIDS! - - - GET YOUR FREE COMIC BOOK SATURDAY MATINEE BAER - GALENTO FIGHT PICTURES | — MONDAY, JULY 23 EXTRA! JULY 25th —DOUBLE FEATURE— No. 1—“LUCKY CISCO KID” No. 2—“ONE WAS BEAUTIFUL” 1 This Week's Calendar eld So Much for L u Friday, July 26th— Postal system established in 1775. i New York ratified Constitu- | tion, 1788. | Sunday, July 28th— { Beginning of World War, 1914. Thursday, August Ist— Colorado admitted to the Union in 1876. eect) Mire lites Mrs. John Mc Konley, 73, Mount- ville, fell and fractured her wrist, A. K. Garman, teacher of English, Latin and German at Elizabethtown schools, has resigned. Round Trips in Coaches to (Penna. Sta.) New York $ 75 WEDNESDAYS 3 and SATURDAYS $3.35 Luv 2s Good on specific trains. $4.80 go. x ND Ret. on regula Ar tra ins from (Penna Sta.) New York up to 5 A. M. (D.S.T.) Monday. $6.50—60 Days— Any Day—Any Train. From Penna. Sta., New York to Station on Grounds . . . by trains... 10 minutes = 10 cents each way. Sce Flyers or F ask for details, also about low cost all-expense tours. Souvenir Admission plus a concession for only 50c. Bee Railroads on Parade! MOUNT GRETNA PARK SUNDAY, JULY 28- Afternoon & Evening | WESTERN 12—~TEXAS RANGERS~—12 | STARRING SENSATIONAL Cowboys and Cowgirls in Thrilling Music—Comedy = Dancing and Leads of Fun——Read the List : { ARIZONA KID— (IN PERSON) MONTANA PATZY & SUNSET GAL—SINGERS " MOONBEAM & COLORADO DOTTIE RANCHO JUNE & HONOLULU DOT PANCAKE LIZ & POP EYE Will Roll You In The Aisle :—PLUS NATIONAL SENSATION—: Super Harmonica Wizards They Play Harmonicas Up To Three Feet Long and Certainly will Give You a Real Thrill. y PACKED THE WILMINGTON PARK LAST - =.= DON'T MISS IT ! SPECIAL - - 15¢ CHILDREN - - FREE ROCKY SPRINGS PARK Lancaster, Pa. LANCASTER CITY BAND & Eve. — Comfortable Seats 5c Su NDAY SWING CONCERT -- - CHET LINCOLN ORCHESTRA OPEN AIR MOVIES—Every “Night “Except Sunday Thursday Through Saturday—*‘Six Gun Trail” Beginning Monday—‘ The Marines Are Here’ Saturday—Old Fiddlers Picnic SUNDAY, JULY 28 Admission to the Park 10c “It’s es Cool At Rocky” HEY? YOU WHERE'S THE FIRE? {were HEADED FOR THE BIGGEST TIRE SALE IN TOW. Co} 2 * "WEAR — AT by FRX) GOODYEAR' S FAMOUS i} 4 E w = 3 « w ow a bo [13 LOW COST... CLARENCE F. GRISSINGER PHONE 192 MOUNT JOY ; i) SALE GOODYEAR’S NEW ALL-AMERICAN TIRE NOW ONLY 4.75.19 or 5.00-19 SIZE 5.50-17 SIZE Cash prices with your old tire SNY3A NW Every Goodyear Tire carries a written LIFETIME GUARANTEE ’ They make good or We do Ws CHANCE Err bil at, these 03 Pal iE MARATHON TIRE Built to outperform tires sold by chain stores, and other tires, in BUY 2 BUY 4 aoom BUY ON OUR EASY-PAY TERMS RTE 4.75-19 5.25-17 or 5.50-17 . RC Cash prices with your old tire THER SIZES PRICED IN PROPORTION White sidewalls slightly higher ; PENNA.
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