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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, July 25,
—B YY
A WISE OWL
Had a lot of fun out at the carni-
val on Saturday night. Not only
enjoyed the scheduled program but
the impromptu solo by a well known
Marietta St. man, when the ac-
cordion band played “God Bless
America” was something worth
hearing.
*® * * *
You remember the story I told
you last week about “Red” and the
dog Well I forgot to tell you that I
got some “hush money” for not
mentioning that “Gike” Garber was
with him.
* * * #® *
Carl ‘Germer told me that in the
old days, when a fellow told a girl a
naughty story, she blushed at it
Nowadays, she memorizes it.
* » * »
I heard “Firp” ask “Ab” the othe:
day what time it was, “Ab” said he
didn’t know, and when “Mike” ask-
ed if his watch wasn’t running, he
replied that it was an hour slow.
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Do you remember when “Smitty
was a prize fighter? It was his first
fight, in Lancaster, and at the end
of the first round he staggerad tc
his corner in a dazed and battercc
condition, Lez his manager whisper-
ed in his ear: “Say Kid I've got ¢
great idea! Next time he hits you
hit him back! ........ Ask “Red’
Metzler he knows.
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A spooning couple down along
Little Chickies Creek got tired walk-
ing so they sat on the bank of thc
stream and chatted. 1 overhearc
her say she wished she had lived ir
the scventeenth century as travel
ing was more romantic then-not sc
many roads and more bridal paths
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We have a lot of folks here ii
town who really haven't been wear-
ing any more “clothing during the
past week than Gandhi and we sav
several who didn't even wear tha
muck. In a sense you can’t blame
them,
ry
At a certain bathing beach Sun-
day a fellow was sitting there with
a far away look in his face. When
asked the reason he said he sure
pities the blind of today.
* * a = *
Since we're on the subject a mar
at Florin told the writer that with
the exception of that physical exam-
ination stuff, the men of today sure
have it on those of yester-years. No
trouble at all seeing what you're
getting before cna gets married- just
take ’em bathing.
We have known of men changing
their minds after that—and womer
ico.
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A mummy is a person who cannot
speak at all and there are times!
when some of us should be real
mummies,
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Under feudalism a diet of worms
was the punishment. That's why
some people today still have...... ?
LJ * x * *
A young chap in our High school.
made a remark back at the fire
house the other night that Edison
was the inventor of the phonograft
and the indecent lamp. He hasn't
been living in the country all his
life either,
* * » * *
Jn India an omelet is a charm
worn around the neck. In Mount
Joy its an egg disced and is used’
on the inside of the neck.
* *® = * *
It may see ridiculous but we have
a women on East Main «treet who is
tall thin and stout. The first twc
refer to her-well you know-and the
latter to her religion.
* * * *
A little chap living at Landis-
ville told his father that newspapers
were useful for reporting calainitie:
such as deaths, marriages and so
forth,
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Now its time to wipe a J the
perspiration and get the ice water.
S'long till cooler weather.
rn RP {AGEs
A Second grader here told his
teacher that a circle was a round
»jcan be obtained, along with credit
|
readings. The cake walks were won
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
straight line with a hole in the mid-
die.
patent
water glasses on the dining room
table. You get the hose out in the
yard and turn on the water, then
you sprinkle the lawn a while and
finally turn it in your dining roomig_4 6-4.
door, which has been left open. Of
course, she can’t guarantee that the
table and sideboard won get wet
(HEAVY HIGHWAY TRAVEL
‘HELPS TIRE SALES GAIN
Few Drivers Want to Take Risk
With Casings on Crowded
Summer Roads
When a motorist tries to squeeze
the last penny’s worth of milage out
cf worn-out tires he's taking big
chances and why should he take
any risks when, during our special
mid-summer sal», he cily pbtain
new tires at rockbottom figures —
prices that certainly are unusually
altractive? Besides, it matters not
whether the motorist has the ready
cash, because we'll sell him Good-
years, mount them on his car and he
can pay for them on easy install-
ments as he rides,” said Mr. Griss-
inger.
“Our ten-day special bargain sale
starts July 24 and ends August 3.
We have an unusually large assort-
ment of sizes of all types of tires,
$9 no customer need be disappoint-
ed.
only a short time ago and has been
selling like hot cakes cver since.
Just think of it—only $5.15 for the
portion. And the famous Marathon
only $8.95 for the 6.00-16.
“Another thing, during this sale
we have put the price of the Life-
is packed with safety for the motor-
ist, down to the lowest figure we
have ever quoted,
“This is the season of the year
when the highways are pretty well
choked with cars—people on vaca-
tion tours, driving to the lakes, the
sea shore, the mountains or perhaps
to one or both of the World's Fairs.
Motorists should take no chances
with thin tires. Why should they,
when the best for the money in tires
terms if desired? There isn’t a rea-
sen under the sun why a car owner
should not discard his worn-out
ires now and replace them with de-
sendable Good-years.
“And when we put on tires we
sive the rims a thorough cleaning
removing all foreign substances
which: might injured tires, We sce
oo, that the tires are in inflated tc
he proper pressure and we change
advisable, so the user will get the
nost safe miles possible. We make
no charge for this extra service.”
Card Basket
(From Page 1)
town and returning via Niagara
Falls.
Miss Martha Sentz, has returned
home for a few weeks visit, after
working in Saskatchewan, Canada,
in Mission work, the past two years
Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Sentz, son
Paul, daughter Mary, motored to
Ontario, Canada, spending several
days with their daughter and family.
Mr. and Mrs Ray Shoats.
PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTY
One hundred and twenty persons
attended the public birthday party
sponsored by the Shining Star Sun-
day school class of the Florin United
Brethren church Friday evening at
the Florin hall, Tables were ar-
rangzd by montks for the guests.
Music was furnished by the ladies’
and men’s quartet of the church
with George Baker playing xylo-
phone selections and Mrs. Earl Hos-
totter, of Landisville, giving several
by Helen Baker, of Florin, and Mrs.
John Rice, of Mount Joy.
Proceeds from the party will be
used for the building fund of the
church.
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PLAYGROUND NEWS
By JOE MOORE, Director
The Mount Joy Playground closed |
its fourth week in the midst of a|
heat wave. The heat was really |
terrific for in the four years that
the playground has been in exis-
tance Monday afternoon was the
first time that there were not enough
Senior boys to make up two base-
ball teams, There were only 13 beys
present. However the sprinkler has
been very popular during this time.
Attendance points have been
totaled at the end of the first month
These points are scored as follows:
(a) for being present-1 point, (bh)
ofr being on the winning team-1|{ UPTOWN EASILY WINS
point. These points in the end de-| FROM nowy ITowy 14-8
termine who shall go along to Phila-
delphia, if and when, Connie Mack | last Tharsdey SY the Uptown
invites the Playground group. The, team defeated Downtown 14-8. The
leaders to date are: _ score:
Senior boys: John Breneman
“A wonderful buy is the All-'Harold Eby, James Roberts, Harold
Fhllenbaum, Robert Hawthorne, ire ee
‘Robert Pennell, Martin Bowman, |W.
Clarence Wilson, | H: llgren,
| Rohrer,
4.75/5.00-19 and other sizes in pro- iPiersol, Ed. Soldner, Eill Beaston |: ides,
Soldner,
American, which was introduced,
Guard, that tire within a tire, which;selves to Frank Tyndall at Tyndall's
hem from one wheel to another, if]:
COMMITTEE MEETING
A meeting of committee appoint-
ed for the Sportsmen's Carnival will
be held at Cornwell's pestaurant!
Thursday evening, July 25th. All "TENNIS TEAM EASILY
chairmen and committeemen are ‘DEFEATED YORK 8-1
NEXT REGULAR MEETING
The next regular mecting of the
Sportsmen's Association will be held ter-County Tennis League. The
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at the Cove on Monday evening, final score was 8-1. |
August 12, at eight o'clock. Be]
sure to be present.
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Stimulate your business by adver=
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
Our neighbor lady is seeking a
but it’s a cute idea anyway.
urged to be present for a check-up.
downed the York Outdoor team
Sunday afternoon at York to re-|
main in second position in the In-
defeated Schleeger, 6-1, 6-4. | 8
feated Culbertson 6-2, 6-1.
John Fellenbaum, 6-4, 6-3. |
defeated Olweiler, 6-3, 6-0.
defeated Yaukey, 6-1, 6-4.
McVickers, 6-2, 6-0.
baum, Mount Joy, defeated Yaukey
and Olweiler, 6-4, 6-3.
Joy, defeated Brose and Officer,
your business than by local news- |
paper advertising.
Bruce Brown, Ragnor Hallgren,
Junior boys: Victor Rohrer, Chas.
tEngene Brown, Victor Zerphe ey, lc.
Robert Wilson, Frank Zimmerman, lA. Ge tz. rf
Gerald Wilson, Robert Hallgren. Eshler
If these boys will present them- Wilson,
Mumpger,
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'Roberts,
Cut Rate Store they will be pre-
sented with their “period prize
which will consist of one ice cream
cone each. Other boys may find
their standing by seeing the Dircc-
tor.
were a baseball game with the L ititz |S
playground at Lititz. This game was VM
wen by Mount Joy by a score of 3-
2. Also the Uptown boys defeated
he coming week two tournaments
which will count toward the Final
Olympic scores will be held. They
will be the Paddle tennis and Dart UPTOWN
Tournament. The darts may be DOWNTOWN sis ais ike 101 140 1—
any time during the two!
lays. There will be ten practice
darts and then three throws of five
larts each with throw-offs in case of |
ties. In the Paddle tennis the iri 5
ind the final rounds on Friday |
norning and afternoon.
Fiheir bicycle in shape for we are|J. Shatz, 3
to celebrate Bicycle and!Rus S
{Scooter Day on Thursday Augus
2nd, In addition to the regular \J
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3icycles and Scooter races, it is'p,
planned to have marathon, a slow
race, a coasting race, a doubles race, |
and a paper race. So get the bicy- |
cles and the scooters tuned up and]
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give your name to Joe Moore so that Evans, 2
he can put it on the entry list, Maharg,
r—————— Gr, Brown, ss
Kauffman,
WESTERN REVUE
A rare treat is in store for all Kreider,
| Bucl h,
the out-door park fans who attend | 2
the afternoon or evening shows at
Mount Gretna Park next Sunday. |
MESCAL IKE
By S.L. HUNTLEY.
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Score by innings:
MOUNT JOY ........ 002 100 0—3
LITITZ .............. 010 000 1—2
LAN DISVILLE
The Red Cross contribution total
for Landisville, Rohrerstown and
East Petersburg totals $631.49.
Mr. Wm. R. Weaver, of Trenton,
N. J, is spending several days
with his parents, Mr. and Mvs. A.
S. Weaver.
The Summer Round-Up for pre-
school children will ‘be held at the
high school auditorium next Tues-
day, July 30th.
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When in need of Printing. (any-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
Eby,
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the Downtown boys in a Softball | Frey,
game by a score of 14-8. Wagner,
During Thursday and Friday of |E.
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KEEPING COOL IN
HOT WEATHER
A timely article chockful of advice
| for summer comfort by an eminent
| authority on houschold efficiency.
| Don’t miss this helpful feature in
| the August 4th issue of
The big magazine distributed
with the
‘Baltimore American
On Sale at All Newsstands!
[MOUNT JOY DEFEATED
| PRETZELITES IN CLOSE
Lititz Playgrounds ths
| team won » game from Lititz |
-ound will be played on Thursday |"®Y
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SUNDAY AFT. & EVE'G Reist,
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Fire Co. Presents On
SAT. NITE, JULY 27
4 GROUPS — 8 ACTS
THANK and SLIM
The Georgia Crackers
Always Favorites at Rheems
America’s Foremost Hypnotist
International Idiots
Direct From New York City
The Shooting Stars
With
Buckskin Betty & Colorado Fred
BOOTS And His
Bluestone Ramblers
Featurina *““Nukie”
on the Marimba
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The feature attraction is the West- |
ern Revue with a group®of twelve,
# own as the Texas Rangers, who
have been jamming parks every-
where and thrilling the audiences
with their cow i.l and cowboy
revue of rare rausic, dancing, sing-
ing, and plenty of fun. |
They present the Arizona Kid, in
person; lovely Rancho June and
Honolulu Dot, in rare dancing
numbers; Pop-Eye, the funny man;
Pancake Liz, the “he- enter-
tainer, and plenty of others.
SWIM on
Lease FOR HEALTH
“WHITEY” SOLA, our capable instructor
Cantor with ‘Niek” Carter
col ui RMS
Tele phore 306-R-
ilo 9 P. M. rE
Rates Reasonable
Pool Open Every
“MUST” on your sport list
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Also on the program ic one of the
greatest harmonica bands in the]
country. They play harmonicas up
to three feet long, and their music
is something extraordinary. |B
The admission remains the same.'E
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The Mount Joy Tennis team
SINGLES—Frank Zink, Mt. Joy, 'H
Eugene Crider, Mount Joy, de- |
Brose, Ycrk Outdoor, defeated | B
Harold Fellenbaum, Mount Joy,
W. G. Diffenderfer, Mount Joy,
Robert Zink, Mount Joy, defeated | ;
DOUBLES—Crider and F. Zink, | §
Mount Joy, defeated Schieeger and | J
on a novel way to fill theiCulbertson, 6-4, 6-4.
J. Fellenbaum and H. Fellen-
Diffenderfer and R. Zink, Mount
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There is no better way to boost |
JOY yes
7 AND 9:00 P. M
THEATRE| ==
Mount Joy, Pa. id
HEALTHFULLY AIR - CONDITIONED
EVENINGS
6-8-10 P.M.
THURSDAY,
JOAN CRAWFORD—FREDERIC MARCH—in—
__SUSAN_And_GOD"
SATURDAY JULY 26-27
NEAGLE—RAY MILLAND—in—
““IRENE"
TUESDAY - JULY30
VIRGINIA BRUCE—in—
“FLIGHT ANGELS”
FIGHT PiCIURES ! !
WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY JULY 31- AUG. 1
CAROLE LOMBARD——-BRIAN AHERNE—in—
_IN_THE_NIGHT"
SAT. MAT. ONLY—CHAPTER + 9
“DRUMS OF FU MANCHU”
HEY KIDS! - - - GET YOUR FREE COMIC BOOK
SATURDAY MATINEE
BAER - GALENTO FIGHT PICTURES | — MONDAY, JULY 23
EXTRA!
JULY 25th
—DOUBLE FEATURE—
No. 1—“LUCKY CISCO
KID”
No. 2—“ONE WAS
BEAUTIFUL”
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This Week's Calendar
eld
So Much for L u
Friday, July 26th—
Postal system established in
1775. i
New York ratified Constitu- |
tion, 1788. |
Sunday, July 28th— {
Beginning of World War,
1914.
Thursday, August Ist—
Colorado admitted to the
Union in 1876.
eect) Mire lites
Mrs. John Mc Konley, 73, Mount-
ville, fell and fractured her wrist,
A. K. Garman, teacher of English,
Latin and German at Elizabethtown
schools, has resigned.
Round Trips in Coaches
to (Penna. Sta.) New York
$ 75 WEDNESDAYS
3 and SATURDAYS
$3.35 Luv 2s
Good on specific trains.
$4.80 go. x ND
Ret. on regula Ar tra ins from
(Penna Sta.) New York up to 5 A. M.
(D.S.T.) Monday.
$6.50—60 Days— Any Day—Any
Train.
From Penna. Sta., New York to Station
on Grounds . . . by trains... 10 minutes
= 10 cents each way.
Sce Flyers or F ask for details,
also about low cost all-expense tours.
Souvenir Admission plus a concession
for only 50c. Bee Railroads on Parade!
MOUNT GRETNA PARK
SUNDAY, JULY 28- Afternoon & Evening |
WESTERN
12—~TEXAS RANGERS~—12 |
STARRING SENSATIONAL
Cowboys and Cowgirls in Thrilling Music—Comedy = Dancing
and Leads of Fun——Read the List : {
ARIZONA KID— (IN PERSON)
MONTANA PATZY & SUNSET GAL—SINGERS
" MOONBEAM & COLORADO DOTTIE
RANCHO JUNE & HONOLULU DOT
PANCAKE LIZ & POP EYE
Will Roll You In The Aisle
:—PLUS NATIONAL SENSATION—:
Super Harmonica Wizards
They Play Harmonicas Up To Three Feet Long and Certainly will
Give You a Real Thrill. y
PACKED THE WILMINGTON PARK LAST
- =.= DON'T MISS IT !
SPECIAL - - 15¢ CHILDREN - - FREE
ROCKY SPRINGS PARK
Lancaster, Pa.
LANCASTER CITY BAND
& Eve. — Comfortable Seats 5c
Su NDAY SWING CONCERT -- - CHET LINCOLN ORCHESTRA
OPEN AIR MOVIES—Every “Night “Except Sunday
Thursday Through Saturday—*‘Six Gun Trail”
Beginning Monday—‘ The Marines Are Here’
Saturday—Old Fiddlers Picnic
SUNDAY, JULY 28
Admission to the Park 10c
“It’s es Cool At Rocky”
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GOODYEAR’S NEW
ALL-AMERICAN TIRE
NOW ONLY
4.75.19 or
5.00-19 SIZE 5.50-17 SIZE
Cash prices with your old tire
SNY3A NW
Every Goodyear Tire carries a written
LIFETIME GUARANTEE
’ They make good or We do
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MARATHON TIRE
Built to outperform tires sold by
chain stores, and other tires, in
BUY 2 BUY 4
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BUY ON OUR
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4.75-19
5.25-17 or 5.50-17 .
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Cash prices with your old tire
THER SIZES PRICED IN PROPORTION
White sidewalls slightly higher ;
PENNA.