. THURSDAY, MARCH OWL JEST, A WISE OWL And now we have a movie ail our And I'm telling you I never and wives company town. Everybody was there, even Claude Zeller and Charley Frank, sitting in own. saw sO many turn out in before in the husbands each others history of the the last row. Up at Eagles’ Mere on we were up on the when an old timer, in the mountains all his life, here. It's dangerous, fall, remember to look to the left. You get a wonderful view on that side. Saturday morning when it rained so fast, one of the Hill Bilies, that{. works at the Grey Iron, went out to the yard of his home, took the gold fish out of it, put them in a bowl, and sg} them in they wouldn't get the fish pond in his car so that wet... Isn't he a considerate nut? Here's a conversation I the lobby of the movies night. “Do you know Art?” “Art who?” “Artesian.” “Sure, I know Artesian well.” One of our married men on West Main Street, told his wife he was going to stop smoking because the “doctor told him his one lung was almost gone. And his wife blazed: “Well, “you might hold cat a while until we have enough coupons to get a new rug.”..... That's love. Another family man took his family to the Baltimore docks to see the ships over the weekend. As they came upon them, father said: _ “See the ships. They've just dropp- ed their anchor.” And mother, who couldn’t stand the smelly place any- way, disgustingly “It’s no wonder. They've had it hanging over the side all day. exclaimed: Saturday night, Dick Bates, (he’s one of our favorite stooges) was re- meniscing when he dreamily rem- enised: “Aw yes, I remember when 1 used to keep company with Mir- andy, when I'd leave, I always laid | 25 cents on the table to pay for the . electric lights I used. Firpy sums up a comedian thus: Being a comedain is funny business. Funny business usually means something fishy. Fish smell. Com- edians stick! this and weep, Flattery is 90 soap is 90 per Hey girls—read its’ friendly advice: per cent soap. And cent lye. We have a three-letter man in bur midst.” No he doesn’t excel in sports. He gives all his friends L O. Us, Dumb Dora met a sailor on fur- lough. After getting acquainted, she cooed: “So you are on a subma- rine. Tell me, what do you do?’ And the sailor explained: “Oh, I run forward and hold her nose when we're going to dive.” Doc says: “To show one-self is to come forth. To come fourth is to follow third place. To follow third place is to lose the race. Therefore when you bet on a horse to show what can you expect? of horses and races, lis- Speaking ten. The Kentucky Derby is a fa- mous horserace. But it sometimes rains in Louisville. Therefore a man’s best friend is his mudder. Don’t fall for any April first jokes tomorrow. You can fool an old fool some of the time buf you can’t fool a fool all of the time, or some- thing of that sort. ““ i uo,wid:.n.-ov Usi -° bkedp3soO —A WISE OWL EE A When in need of Printing. (any- thing) kindly remember the Bulletin Sunday, highest point who had lived warn- ed us saying: “Be careful not to fall But i’ you do heard in Saturday mixed with 1 pound of 4X sugar. Add the orange juice and rind and a smooth. SPRING FEVER Spring fever is being added to the growing list of dying ailments, Dr. R. Adams the 1938 CANDIDATES AT MT. JOY HIGH START NET WORK | With the appearance of Spring weather this week came the usual appearance of tennisrequestsat Mt. Joy H. S. A number of persons were seen daily working out on the composition tennis courts at the Borough Park. A meeting of candi- dates for this year’s team at the high school was called this week by W. G. Diffenderfer, new tennis coach at the school. Eighteen play- ers have responded and a Spring tournament was arranged. Seeded in this tournament are Gene Crider, last year’s captain and present District 3 champion of the P. I. A. A, Ed Brown, number two man from last year. David Garber, who played number four, and Franklin Zink, a promising fresh- man at the school, Jack Germer, who played last year, and Clarence Newcomer, another freshman, ap- pear to be good material for this year’s team. Other boys entered in the tourney are: Jack Bennett, Lee Ellis, Rich- ard Patton, Russell Sumpman, Bruce Brown, James Hostetter, Clyde Mil- ler, Robert Hawthorne, Ellwood Zink, Robert Ruhl and Jay Hol- linger. Eighth Grade Are Champs The Mount Joy Eighth Grade won the Grade School Champion- chip by overwhelming the Seventh Grade 77-6. The Eighth Grade recerves whitewashed the Seventh Grade reserves 24-0. The Grade School Intra-Murals were won by Yale, who defeated - land Thursday, THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA. Wells Fargo Trail Theme Of New Film The historic Wells Fargo Trail which connected St. San Francisco in early gold days—and the men who made in the face of —the lane Louis with and maintained it Indians, bandits and Nature, the dramatic background “Wells Fargo,” pon WELLS FARGO which will be shown Wednesday Joy Theatre. Called by some “The Lifeline of Empire” because of the important part it played in welding together the sprawling nation as it existed in 1850-70, the story of the Wells Fargo Trail is dramatic and romantic can history, It came into being shortly after the most in Ameri- one of Duke by 2 points 26-24. Eighth Grade Tl Fellenbaum, £ -.......... 12 0 24 Zimmerman, £ 100 0 20 AYCher, © 5-0: 10 Gemberling, g ......... 3 1 1 Zerphey, B 2 0 4 Brown, © i.e 6 0 12 Stoner, 'g Oo 0 0 ZINK. ZB viernes a 6 0 Ney: £ 0: 0 0 Totals 38 177 Seventh Grade G 7 Tl. Stark: 0 0 0 Mclaughlin ......:.-.... 3 0 6 ««. Tess 0.0 «04 Pennell 0-0 0f Showalter ve 0 0 0} BIOWN 0 0 | Bendel des oO 0 Bhestz 7... 0.0.00. ¢ 0 0] Totals: 30 6 6! Referee, C. C. Kreider—Timer, Manny Halgren—Scorer, Pickle Wentz. Eighth Grade Reserves > FP TL Holgren, finns ie 2. 0 4 Horst, 0000004 3 0 6 i. I CC Tv i, g ¢& ¢ Supp, 8 ii icici g 0 0 Mumma, g .............. I 6 2 Ney, &£ 0 1 0 2 Zink, ei iii auc 0 0 Brown, 5 0 20 Stoner, 'g ....... 000000 0 0 24 Totale oni: 12 0 22 Seventh Grades Reserves GF TI. Bender, £ ............... ¢ 0 0 Buhl f .............5.. 0 0 0 Sheetz, ec .....i. 000. CO 0 0 Brown, g ..........5... gg 0 © Pennell. ao .............. 0 0 0 Roberts, . f................ oO 0 0 Totaly 0.0 8th GRADE ...... 6 212 4-24 7th GRADE ..... 0 00 0-0 Referee, C. Kreider—Scorer, Ney Funk. RECIPES Tried and True ORANGE SPONGE CAKE 2 cups pulverized sugar 5 eggs 4 cup cold water —Timer, may be baked in a loaf pan or layer pans. * ¥ FILLING 1 egg yolk and 1 white of egg * *® * little butter and beat until ‘ON WAY OUT Dutcher, head of department of agricultural Subscribe and biological chemistry at the { bring roaring gold was discovered, when a swift | and safe means had to be to the gold from mines and, equally important, mail and news into mining camps. of Wells, Fargo & Company, fore- runners of today’s Railway Express Agency, was organized to fill this need. Trails were cut, the changing found the to transport ‘ way stations for and watering of horses, were established and a veritable of heavily armed messengers was organized to pro- tect the treasure. The roads had | to be kept open in spite of the | whims of weather. — me army Nightingale Pledge for Nurses The Florence Nightingale pledge for nurses is: “I solemnly pledge myself before God and in the pres- ence of this assembly to pass my life in purity, and to practice my | profession faithfully. I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous, and will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug. I will do all in my power to elevate the standards of my profes- sion, and I will hold in confidence all personal matters committed to my keeping and all family affairs coming to my knowledge in the practice of my calling. With loyalty will I endeavor to aid the physician in his work and devote myself to the welfare of those committed to my care.’ State College, said to- day. In general, people are eating enough fresh fruits and vegetables to keep their bodies supplied with much these “spring 1 ded Lack vitamins results in that tired, of ne vitamins. fee fever” Juice and rind of 1 orange = - 2 cubs Swansdowa four Oranges are the best source of > . 1 Osh. ViiE § ‘hat 1 teaspoon of Baking Powder these vitamins, No matter ha Method their cost may be, they will be hev blv- things al Croaii Ths volks. of the cheap as they supply things ab- = Pin bs ] i nee 7 “the ody with the sugar; add water slowly solutely needed by the body f and then the juite of tiie orange which cannot be gotten by other | 3 gl “,.. _ .|means, Dr. Dutcher said. then the flour znd the whites of Oth : . er causes C spring ever four °ggs beaten stiff (reserve the | iE i © 4 at {may be lack of exercise or the white of one egg for icing). Bake ’ : : . ; ie a wioderate. oven. - This coke; Pretonce of toxins left by colds forms for the motion picture April 6 & 7 at the | the The firm | MOTORISTS’ NEXT OBJECTIVE BETTER LIGHTED HIGHWAY “A majority of automobile drivers are loyally playing a game these days, driving 50 mile hour limit set by the State Highway Department,” de- clared John A. Rupp, President of Lehigh Valley Motor Club in talk. The consensus oi iv,” he said, ‘seems to 50 miles an hour you | lot of ground and. your destination with safety much less the system.” of drivers, not the a vecent opinion tod: be that at can cover at increased a arrive and nervous who formerly wear on “A lot boasted of the time in which they | could drive Philadelphia or Harrisburg other now admit the foolishness trying to | get places bat’ less. With daytime speeding pretty well cleaned up, drivers are turn- more attention to night driv- conditions. Better lighted roads is the next big objective. “All surveys show night fatali- ties to be seven times greater than day fatalities. The pedestrian most at night. Seven out of ten pedestrians killed on dang- erous city arteries meet their death at night. Between arterial street intersections pedestrians are being killed five times than they The cections are At many night to or points, of in ‘ ‘ 3 ¢ nothing or ting ing suffers at day- inter- lighted. twice are killed daytime. areas usually better lighted ! than areas between intersec- | tions and motorists and pedestrians | are also more careful at these | points.” faster the between night are in t'me. areas usually intersections pedestrians in poorly arterial as at These as the are the ————-§ S. Ester. Pa. Composer ‘He Wrote ‘Old Kentucky Home,” Many Other Wide- ly Accepted American Songs; Wandered Here And In Europe Harrisburg—The finest memorial ever erected to a composer stands in Pittsburgh to Stephen { Collins Foster, Pennsylvania's tra- honor gic troubador whose songs stirred [all the world. In this half-million-dollar Goth- | ic shrine are preserved priceless | relics of Foster, personal possess- portraits, manuscripts of his | songs, first editions,—even records | of all his songs. ions, | Here persons | part of the world to lthe beloved composer | Folks at Home,” | Love Lies songs come from every pay tribute to of “Old; “Come Where My ” and other internationally known and Dreaming, sung, In the 700 persons, auditorium leading musi- memorial | seating { cians of the day give concerts fea- [turing the melodies of Foster { which include “Old Kentucky Home,” “Jeanie With the Light | Brown Hair,” and “Old Black | Joe.” auditorium g small | shrine holding the composers per- | and | | first editions. Included in the are 18 letters in Foster's own hand, the ge is a Connected with | by a cloistered pass sonal belongings, manuscripts, collection most ! of them written to members of his | family. Foster's melodeon, which he played while with friends through Pittsburgh's | on! strolling | streets on summer evenings, is in} the collection. His flute, too, is | there, Also in the collection is the poc- SE ELECTRIC & ACETYLENE WELDING OF ALL KIND HASSINGER & RISSER Mount Joy, Pa. Phone 112 | er rer) a. to exceed the | ' painting are shown. i and 1860. ketbook he carried when he died in a New York rooming house. It contained 38 cents in coins and a few dollars in “shin plaster,” pap- er money of the Civil War period. An ambrotype photograph taken only a week before he died shows that his clothes were worn; but his posture and facial expression are those of a proud man. Two daguerrotypes, a tintype, and a While Foster's music brought joy to many his own life was unhappy, spent mostly in lonely wandering here and in Europe. EE Se FISHING RIGHT 'Round the . Bend! Already the devotees of rod and line are looking forward to the Joys of their favorite sport with the ap- proach of the fishing season. NEW MODELS HAMILTON ELGIN WATCHES Don W. Gorrecht Mount Joy, Pa. WELDING AUTO REPAIRING cei ¥ Six of the rarest items in the ! collection are manuscripts for both words and music from Foster's on Nor {own hand. One notebook of 220 | AND | pages contains practically all the HOLIDAYS drafts of his verses between 1851 ! BATTERIES STEERING and WHEEL 7 AND 9:00 P. M. THEATRE| = About 500 phonograph records will be available in the Memorial. One of particular interest is a Jap- R. U. Trimble’s Crags” and Welding Shop. ELIZABETHTOWN Last Times Tonite Thursday, Mareh 31 Frederick March in “THE BUCCANEER” anese version of “My Old Kentuc- ky Home.” Persons visiting the Memorial will be invited to hear | these Foster melodies. The Memorial is on the Univer- sity of Pittsburgh campus, near the great Carnegie museum and Lib- rary, and the Cathedral of learn- ing. a Turn useless articles about your ! home into cash. Advertise them in our classified column. RR Subscribe for The Bulletin. CHILDREN ALWAYS 10¢c TONIGHT and FRIDAY Stage Attraction on Friday! First Exclusive Showing This Vicinity! Jean Parker Walter Connelly “Penitentiary” SATURDAY Judy Garland FRIDAY ONLY 1 SEE US FOR Hot Water Car Heaters We are closing out the McCord Line ar Very SPECIAL PRICES | | HASSINGER & RISSER DR. HUBER WITH ROBERT YOUNG—JAMES STEWART TOM BROWN—FLORENCE RICE A New Athlete Bar Mickey Rooney "Thoroughbreds Don't Cry” Extra 3 stooges Comedy Free Gifts For The Ladies! Big 4 Hour Sat Mat.—Doors open 1 P. M. Reg. Sat. Show Play Full- length Western, Ken Maynard in “Arizona Terror’’— 1st Chapter Saturday, April 2 “Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry” Judy Garland-Mickey Rooney C. 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