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THURSDAY, MARCH
OWL
JEST,
A WISE OWL
And now we have a movie ail our
And I'm telling you I never
and wives
company
town.
Everybody was there, even Claude
Zeller and Charley Frank, sitting in
own.
saw sO many
turn out in
before in the
husbands
each others
history of the
the last row.
Up at Eagles’ Mere on
we were up on the
when an old timer,
in the mountains all his life,
here. It's dangerous,
fall, remember to look to the left.
You get a wonderful view on that
side.
Saturday morning when it rained
so fast, one of the Hill Bilies, that{.
works at the Grey Iron, went out to
the yard of his
home, took the gold fish out of it,
put them in a bowl, and sg} them in
they wouldn't get
the fish pond in
his car so that
wet... Isn't he a considerate nut?
Here's a conversation I
the lobby of the movies
night.
“Do you know Art?”
“Art who?”
“Artesian.”
“Sure, I know Artesian well.”
One of our married men on West
Main Street, told his wife he was
going to stop smoking because the
“doctor told him his one lung was
almost gone. And his wife blazed:
“Well, “you might hold cat a while
until we have enough coupons to
get a new rug.”..... That's love.
Another family man took his
family to the Baltimore docks to
see the ships over the weekend. As
they came upon them, father said:
_ “See the ships. They've just dropp-
ed their anchor.” And mother, who
couldn’t stand the smelly place any-
way, disgustingly “It’s
no wonder. They've had it hanging
over the side all day.
exclaimed:
Saturday night, Dick Bates, (he’s
one of our favorite stooges) was re-
meniscing when he dreamily rem-
enised: “Aw yes, I remember when
1 used to keep company with Mir-
andy, when I'd leave, I always laid
| 25 cents on the table to pay for the
. electric lights I used.
Firpy sums up a comedian thus:
Being a comedain is funny business.
Funny business usually means
something fishy. Fish smell. Com-
edians stick!
this and weep,
Flattery is 90
soap is 90 per
Hey girls—read
its’ friendly advice:
per cent soap. And
cent lye.
We have a three-letter man in
bur midst.” No he doesn’t excel in
sports. He gives all his friends L
O. Us,
Dumb Dora met a sailor on fur-
lough. After getting acquainted,
she cooed: “So you are on a subma-
rine. Tell me, what do you do?’
And the sailor explained: “Oh, I run
forward and hold her nose when
we're going to dive.”
Doc says: “To show one-self is to
come forth. To come fourth is to
follow third place. To follow third
place is to lose the race.
Therefore when you bet on a horse
to show what can you expect?
of horses and races, lis-
Speaking
ten. The Kentucky Derby is a fa-
mous horserace. But it sometimes
rains in Louisville. Therefore a
man’s best friend is his mudder.
Don’t fall for any April first
jokes tomorrow. You can fool an old
fool some of the time buf you can’t
fool a fool all of the time, or some-
thing of that sort.
““ i uo,wid:.n.-ov Usi -° bkedp3soO
—A WISE OWL
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thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
Sunday,
highest point
who had lived
warn-
ed us saying: “Be careful not to fall
But i’ you do
heard in
Saturday
mixed with 1 pound of 4X sugar.
Add the orange juice and rind and
a
smooth.
SPRING FEVER
Spring fever is being added to
the growing list of dying ailments,
Dr. R. Adams
the
1938
CANDIDATES AT MT. JOY
HIGH START NET WORK |
With the appearance of Spring
weather this week came the usual
appearance of tennisrequestsat Mt.
Joy H. S. A number of persons
were seen daily working out on the
composition tennis courts at the
Borough Park. A meeting of candi-
dates for this year’s team at the
high school was called this week by
W. G. Diffenderfer, new tennis
coach at the school. Eighteen play-
ers have responded and a Spring
tournament was arranged.
Seeded in this tournament are
Gene Crider, last year’s captain and
present District 3 champion of the
P. I. A. A, Ed Brown, number two
man from last year. David Garber,
who played number four, and
Franklin Zink, a promising fresh-
man at the school, Jack Germer,
who played last year, and Clarence
Newcomer, another freshman, ap-
pear to be good material for this
year’s team.
Other boys entered in the tourney
are: Jack Bennett, Lee Ellis, Rich-
ard Patton, Russell Sumpman, Bruce
Brown, James Hostetter, Clyde Mil-
ler, Robert Hawthorne, Ellwood
Zink, Robert Ruhl and Jay Hol-
linger.
Eighth Grade
Are Champs
The Mount Joy Eighth Grade
won the Grade School Champion-
chip by overwhelming the Seventh
Grade 77-6. The Eighth Grade
recerves whitewashed the Seventh
Grade reserves 24-0.
The Grade School Intra-Murals
were won by Yale, who defeated
- land Thursday,
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.
Wells Fargo
Trail Theme
Of New Film
The historic Wells Fargo Trail
which connected St.
San Francisco in early
gold days—and the men who made
in the face of
—the lane
Louis with
and maintained it
Indians, bandits and Nature,
the dramatic background
“Wells Fargo,”
pon
WELLS FARGO
which will be shown Wednesday
Joy Theatre.
Called by some “The Lifeline of
Empire” because of the important
part it played in welding together
the sprawling nation as it existed
in 1850-70, the story of the Wells
Fargo Trail is
dramatic and romantic
can history,
It came into being shortly after
the most
in Ameri-
one of
Duke by 2 points 26-24.
Eighth Grade
Tl
Fellenbaum, £ -.......... 12 0 24
Zimmerman, £ 100 0 20
AYCher, © 5-0: 10
Gemberling, g ......... 3 1 1
Zerphey, B 2 0 4
Brown, © i.e 6 0 12
Stoner, 'g Oo 0 0
ZINK. ZB viernes a 6 0
Ney: £ 0: 0 0
Totals 38 177
Seventh Grade
G 7 Tl.
Stark: 0 0 0
Mclaughlin ......:.-.... 3 0 6
««. Tess 0.0 «04
Pennell 0-0 0f
Showalter ve 0 0 0}
BIOWN 0 0 |
Bendel des oO 0
Bhestz 7... 0.0.00. ¢ 0 0]
Totals: 30 6 6!
Referee, C. C. Kreider—Timer,
Manny Halgren—Scorer, Pickle
Wentz.
Eighth Grade Reserves
> FP TL
Holgren, finns ie 2. 0 4
Horst, 0000004 3 0 6
i. I CC Tv i, g ¢& ¢
Supp, 8 ii icici g 0 0
Mumma, g .............. I 6 2
Ney, &£ 0 1 0 2
Zink, ei iii auc 0 0
Brown, 5 0 20
Stoner, 'g ....... 000000 0 0 24
Totale oni: 12 0 22
Seventh Grades Reserves
GF TI.
Bender, £ ............... ¢ 0 0
Buhl f .............5.. 0 0 0
Sheetz, ec .....i. 000. CO 0 0
Brown, g ..........5... gg 0 ©
Pennell. ao .............. 0 0 0
Roberts, . f................ oO 0 0
Totaly 0.0
8th GRADE ...... 6 212 4-24
7th GRADE ..... 0 00 0-0
Referee, C. Kreider—Scorer, Ney
Funk.
RECIPES
Tried and True
ORANGE SPONGE CAKE
2 cups pulverized sugar
5 eggs
4 cup cold water
—Timer,
may be baked in a loaf pan or
layer pans.
* ¥
FILLING
1 egg yolk and 1 white of egg
* *® *
little butter and beat until
‘ON WAY OUT
Dutcher, head of
department of agricultural
Subscribe
and biological
chemistry at the
{ bring
roaring
gold was discovered, when a swift |
and safe means had to be
to the gold from
mines and, equally important,
mail and news into
mining camps.
of Wells, Fargo & Company, fore-
runners of today’s Railway Express
Agency, was organized to fill this
need.
Trails were cut,
the changing
found
the
to
transport
‘
way stations for
and watering of
horses, were established and a
veritable of heavily armed
messengers was organized to pro-
tect the treasure. The roads had |
to be kept open in spite of the |
whims of weather.
— me
army
Nightingale Pledge for Nurses
The Florence Nightingale pledge
for nurses is: “I solemnly pledge
myself before God and in the pres-
ence of this assembly to pass my
life in purity, and to practice my |
profession faithfully. I will abstain
from whatever is deleterious and
mischievous, and will not take or
knowingly administer any harmful
drug. I will do all in my power to
elevate the standards of my profes-
sion, and I will hold in confidence
all personal matters committed to
my keeping and all family affairs
coming to my knowledge in the
practice of my calling. With loyalty
will I endeavor to aid the physician
in his work and devote myself to the
welfare of those committed to my
care.’
State College, said to-
day.
In general, people are eating
enough fresh fruits and vegetables
to keep their bodies supplied with
much
these
“spring
1
ded Lack
vitamins results in that tired,
of
ne vitamins.
fee
fever”
Juice and rind of 1 orange = -
2 cubs Swansdowa four Oranges are the best source of
> . 1
Osh. ViiE § ‘hat
1 teaspoon of Baking Powder these vitamins, No matter ha
Method their cost may be, they will be
hev blv- things al
Croaii Ths volks. of the cheap as they supply things ab-
= Pin bs ] i nee 7 “the ody
with the sugar; add water slowly solutely needed by the body f
and then the juite of tiie orange which cannot be gotten by other |
3 gl “,.. _ .|means, Dr. Dutcher said.
then the flour znd the whites of Oth :
. er causes C spring ever
four °ggs beaten stiff (reserve the | iE i ©
4 at {may be lack of exercise or the
white of one egg for icing). Bake ’ : : . ;
ie a wioderate. oven. - This coke; Pretonce of toxins left by colds
forms
for
the motion picture
April 6 & 7 at the |
the
The firm |
MOTORISTS’ NEXT OBJECTIVE
BETTER LIGHTED HIGHWAY
“A majority of automobile drivers
are loyally playing a game these
days, driving
50 mile hour limit set by the
State Highway Department,” de-
clared John A. Rupp, President of
Lehigh Valley Motor Club in
talk. The consensus oi
iv,” he said, ‘seems to
50 miles an hour you |
lot of ground and.
your destination with
safety much less
the system.”
of drivers,
not
the
a vecent
opinion tod:
be that at
can cover
at
increased
a
arrive
and
nervous
who formerly
wear on
“A lot
boasted of the time in which they |
could drive Philadelphia or
Harrisburg other now
admit the foolishness trying to |
get places bat’
less. With daytime speeding pretty
well cleaned up, drivers are turn-
more attention to night driv-
conditions. Better lighted
roads is the next big objective.
“All surveys show night fatali-
ties to be seven times greater
than day fatalities. The pedestrian
most at night. Seven out
of ten pedestrians killed on dang-
erous city arteries meet their
death at night. Between arterial
street intersections pedestrians are
being killed five times
than they
The
cections are
At
many
night
to
or points,
of
in
‘ ‘ 3 ¢
nothing or
ting
ing
suffers
at
day-
inter-
lighted.
twice
are killed
daytime.
areas usually better lighted !
than areas between intersec- |
tions and motorists and pedestrians |
are also more careful at these |
points.”
faster
the
between
night are in
t'me. areas
usually
intersections
pedestrians
in
poorly
arterial as
at
These
as the
are
the
————-§
S. Ester.
Pa. Composer
‘He Wrote ‘Old Kentucky
Home,” Many Other Wide-
ly Accepted American
Songs; Wandered Here
And In Europe
Harrisburg—The finest memorial
ever erected to a composer stands
in Pittsburgh to Stephen
{ Collins Foster, Pennsylvania's tra-
honor
gic troubador whose songs stirred
[all the world.
In this half-million-dollar Goth-
|
ic shrine are preserved priceless
| relics of Foster, personal possess-
portraits, manuscripts of his
| songs, first editions,—even records
| of all his songs.
ions,
| Here persons
| part of the world to
lthe beloved composer
| Folks at Home,”
| Love Lies
songs
come from every
pay tribute to
of “Old;
“Come Where My
” and other
internationally known and
Dreaming,
sung,
In the
700 persons,
auditorium
leading musi-
memorial
| seating
{ cians of the day give concerts fea-
[turing the melodies of Foster
{ which include “Old Kentucky
Home,” “Jeanie With the Light
| Brown Hair,” and “Old Black
| Joe.”
auditorium
g small
| shrine holding the composers per- |
and |
| first editions.
Included in the are 18
letters in Foster's own hand,
the
ge is a
Connected with
| by a cloistered pass
sonal belongings, manuscripts,
collection
most !
of them written to members of his |
family. Foster's melodeon,
which he played while
with friends through Pittsburgh's |
on!
strolling |
streets on summer evenings, is in}
the collection. His flute, too, is |
there,
Also in the collection is the poc-
SE
ELECTRIC &
ACETYLENE
WELDING
OF ALL KIND
HASSINGER & RISSER
Mount Joy, Pa. Phone 112
| er rer)
a.
to exceed the |
' painting are shown.
i and 1860.
ketbook he carried when he died
in a New York rooming house. It
contained 38 cents in coins and a
few dollars in “shin plaster,” pap-
er money of the Civil War period.
An ambrotype photograph taken
only a week before he died shows
that his clothes were worn; but
his posture and facial expression
are those of a proud man. Two
daguerrotypes, a tintype, and a
While Foster's music brought joy
to many his own life was unhappy,
spent mostly in lonely wandering
here and in Europe.
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FISHING RIGHT 'Round the .
Bend! Already the devotees
of rod and line are looking
forward to the Joys of their
favorite sport with the ap-
proach of the fishing season.
NEW MODELS
HAMILTON
ELGIN WATCHES
Don W. Gorrecht
Mount Joy, Pa.
WELDING
AUTO REPAIRING
cei ¥
Six of the rarest items in the
! collection are manuscripts for both
words and music from Foster's on Nor
{own hand. One notebook of 220 | AND
| pages contains practically all the HOLIDAYS
drafts of his verses between 1851 !
BATTERIES
STEERING and WHEEL
7 AND 9:00 P. M.
THEATRE| =
About 500 phonograph records
will be available in the Memorial.
One of particular interest is a Jap-
R. U. Trimble’s Crags”
and Welding Shop.
ELIZABETHTOWN
Last Times Tonite Thursday, Mareh 31
Frederick March in “THE BUCCANEER”
anese version of “My Old Kentuc-
ky Home.” Persons visiting the
Memorial will be invited to hear |
these Foster melodies.
The Memorial is on the Univer-
sity of Pittsburgh campus, near the
great Carnegie museum and Lib-
rary, and the Cathedral of learn-
ing.
a
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First Exclusive Showing
This Vicinity!
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Walter Connelly
“Penitentiary”
SATURDAY
Judy Garland
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Mickey Rooney
"Thoroughbreds
Don't Cry”
Extra 3 stooges Comedy
Free Gifts For The Ladies!
Big 4 Hour Sat Mat.—Doors open 1
P. M. Reg. Sat. Show Play Full-
length Western, Ken Maynard in
“Arizona Terror’’— 1st Chapter
Saturday, April 2
“Thoroughbreds
Don’t Cry”
Judy Garland-Mickey Rooney
C. Aubrey Smith
Monday, April 4
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Radio Program
“Souls At Sea”
New Serial, “Tim Tyler's Luck’
MONDAY and TUESDAY
Monday Bargain Matinee
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Don Ameche
Apr. 6-7
JOEL McCREA
BOB BURNS in
“Wells Fargo”
Tuesday, April 5
WALTER HUSTON
6:00 P. M.
LARRY VINCENT
“Of Human Hearts”
"Happy Landing,
WEDNESDAY
Extra Attraction on Stage!
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An Artist” |
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