1938 3 ge ou ® I a bd "SQ 8 ROR TAM TEENA WB NW WN kee rem RG $+ Mh ET AR AN a THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH, 1938 OWL LAFFS - BY A WISE OWL Thought we'd have an old slam banger of a snow when it started on Sunday, but I was disappointed again. Down at the city of brother- ly love, they had the snow plows werking full force, oh well, any- way Ill bet the ground hog feels a lot better. Cappy Mumma says a fat girl may be kidded a lot but it's the skinny one who has to put up with an aw- ful ribbing. At Lancaster on Saturday there was quite a tie up because an elder- ly feminine driver failed to obey a traffic cops signal. Winding in and out through the cars he finally reached her and ask- ed: Don’t you know what I mean when I hold up my hand?” And the lady very indignantly answered: “I ought to; I was a school teacher for thirty-five years.”..... And was that cop mortified. Here's a “bit” of advice—A wife with good horse sense never be- comes a nag. A patent medicine manufacturing company received the following let- ter from a satisfied Sporting Hill customer: “I am very much pleased with your remedy. I had a wart on my chest, and after using six bottles of your medicine, it moved to my neck, and now I use it fora collar button.” Charley Eby says they call mar- riage the sea of matrimony because most husbands have such a hard job keeping their heads above water. When “Mart” Bennett first joined the rifle team back at school, the team captain handed her a gun and said: “Now, take this rifle and find out how to use it.” And Mart very naively exclaimed: “Just tell me one thing. Is it true that the hard- er I pull the trigger the farther the bullet will go?”..... Why, of eourse, Mart. Every heel needs a sock. Sunday I was asked out to dinner. During the dessert the hostess ad- monished her son saying: “Johnny, if you eat any more pie you'll burst.” And Johnny reached out saying: “Well, pass me the pie, mum and get out of the way.”..... That's fair warning. After dinner that same mother was showing a picture book to Johnny, and pointing to the picture of a deer she asked: “Johnny, what is that?” Johnny answered: “I don’t know.” Then mother con- tinued: “But, darling, what does your mother call your father?” And Johnny immediately replied: “Don’t tell me that’s a louse!” “Bus” Kramer says “every man has his girl, but the ice man has his pick.”........ He means ice pick, of course. Our steno says: “A blotter is something you spend your time looking for while the ink is drying. Here's a little matter of deduction that one of our local pony followers worked out. It's a handicap to be cross-eyed. A guy who knows how to handicap horses is a small guy to know. Therefore it's a good idea to bet up cross-eyed horses—Try it sometime. Last Thursday Jay Wissler was dashing ‘madly about the country- side in search of a roadstand, res- taurant, or any public place that may have a radio. He wanted to hear an editorial from the Broad- caster being broadcast. The next day when asked if he hea, heard it, he told of his harrow- Ing and that he almost missed the broadeast because he couldn't nd a radio. Then the lis- tener aSo4: “Why, don’t you have a radio 1 your car? “And Jay ex- claimed: Well I'll be. Surelde but t all alput it.” JR. HIGH TIED FOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Mount Joy trimmed East Done- gal 29 to 19 to insure them at least a tie with Elizabethtown for the Northern Junior High School Basketball championship. Elizabethtown has one game to play with Rothsville this week on the former’s court. Coach Casper Kreider's Mount Score by periods: } MT. JOY Jr. H.S, 7 6 610-29 DONEGALJr. HS. 7 2 010-19 Referee, Buller; scorekeeper, Weidman; timekeeper, Zink; time of periods, 8 minutes, Rothsville devine rita, 5 § .500 JR. H. S. STANDING Teams W. ‘L. P.C, Mount. Joy 8 4 667 Elizabethtown ........ T ¢ 385 Fast Hempfield ....... 6 5 .45 Manheim Boro ....... 5 5 .500 East Donegal ......... 47 364 Marigita I 8 000 COLUMBIA H. S. FACULTY TOPS MT. JOY PROFS. 52-35 The Columbia High school fac~ ulty team defeated the Mount Toy High teachers, 52 to 3B in a same Thursday night on the Col- umbia court. Ballinger starred for he Columbians with seven field and two fouls for 16 points. Columbia H., S. Faculty GG FTL Ballinger, .£ viv in iv 7 2 46 Sooke £00. idan 1 2 \4 BOKER. vs 38 Dunkel, 2... vines 2 0 4 Williams, 5 ¥ 1% H.- Smoker, £............ ¥ I 8 Sheckard, §......... 0... 0 1x 23 6 52 Mt. Joy H. S. Faculty Diffenderfer; £............ 3 398 Breider, S$ 2 8 ©... 3 0 6 Gochenouer, g........... 2 90 4 Glatfelter, 2.............. 2.2 6 Zink, 00. 1 0 2 Totals ...............s 14 7 35 Score by Periods: COLUMBIA . 11 11 14 16-52 MT JOY ........ 511 613-35 Referee, L. Bell; timekeeper, Frazer; scorekeeper, Myers; time of periods, 10 minutes. Landisville..... The Northwest Branch of the Christian Endeavor met at the home of Miss Helen Weidman on Tuesday. The following officers were elected: President, Helen Weidman, Rohrerstown; first vice president, Edith Doerstler, Rohr- erstown; second vice president, Samuel Bender, Landisville; see- retary, Anna Mary Rohrer i ville. The next meetingf will be held at the home of Miss Edith Doerstler, of Rohrerstown, Tuesday evening, March 8. Ee Aiea SPECIAL MEETING OF OUR SPORTSMEN’S ASSO. THURSDAY on’ There will be a special meeting of the Mount Joy Sportsmen's Association this Thursday evening February 24 at 8 P. M. in the Council Chamber to consider the advisibility of raising ring neck pheasants from day old chicks to be supplied free by the State. If any of you folks would like to have some late celery just contact our local postmaster, Charley Ben- just happened to remember it last week. When he went to the lot and looked for it, it was still there. Burwood Zeller went up to the Post office on Monday for some conversation. After the discussion he walked down tewn, stopped to “chew the rag”, with a friend, and just remembered he had for-. gotten the envelopes, He attri- butes this lapse in memory to “ald age’ and excess avoirdupois. —A WISE OWL, Joy team lost three of their first four league games this season and made a brilliant comeback to lead the circuit. Mount Joy Jr. H. S. G TF 15 Fink ii. ieee 39 Hawthome, f ........... 2 1 58 Newcomer, © 5 1 11 Zeller, @ g 1+ 3 Eshleman, g 1 0 2 Brown, .. orion g ¥ I Fenstermacher, g ....... ¢ ¢ ¢ Wolfe, ¢ '...............: a 0 0 Bentzel, 8 0 0 O Germen F coos hanes 0 0 ¢ Fi GG 0-0 Patton, € «oon g 0 GQ Ressler & 4 0 ¢ Totals ..............:: n 729 East Denegai Jr. H. S. G B.A, Smith. £ 1 2 4 White, ff 2.2 8 Oberholdser, ¢ .......... 2 RB. a 9-0 Q Heyer g M. Barr £ 1 04528 Roberts, 2 0 0 RB Bar, .............. Q 1 H Totals ve: svininiris ivory 6 1738 nett. He planted some last year and | lenvelopes; while there, he got into | Our feated Buller points. » BIT, Buller, £ 13 228 A. Schneider, f ........ S$ 3 9% Pennell. 3 39 Dillinger, 3 .....~...... ¢ -§ 0 Weidman. 28 ...:. cc... 4 Fr 9 Totals i... 23 9 55 Blue Ridge Summit a FT. Pryor £ oii sg YX 3 £ .. ci ies g 6 9 {Bertin 3 1 17 Bemis, © aia ieee 5 0 10 Gondes, g'............... I 0 2 Iewis, a... .....0....... g 0 Bewesse. g ............. OO 6 0 Benchoff. 5 ............. 0 2 LANs vans 7 2% Totals THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA. MT. JOY ST. LUKE'S WINS FROM BLUE RIDGE SUMMIT local St. Luke's team de- Blue Ridge Summit, 55-36. led the scoring with 28 St. Luke's Reserves lost to Blue Ridge by a single point, 26-25. Score: St. Luke's, Mt. 39% Mount Joy, Pa® 34-28. HA Mount Joy, Pa. SSINGER & R Phone EAST DONEGAL TOO GOOD FOR MT. JOY HIGH After easily defeating Columbia a week ago, and even holding Maytown 16-17 at halftime in Friday nights game, cur High lads faltered and were easily defeated Mt. Joy J-Vees defeated May- town 29-21. Scores: East Donegal J-V G. ¥. TL HE £ 3 2. 10 White, £0. 0, 9 0 Q Kendig: 1 0 2 Braun, 0h gS 1 5 Snydes, 2 ............... 2..0 4 MeMillon. 2 ............. oO 0 0 Wolgemuth, g ........... oO 06 0 Totals: 0. on... ®ve 3 § 21 Mount Joy J-V G. PBT. Sumpman, £ ..... 0.0 é I 13 MISE oii 0.06 0 Webb, £1. 0 iii 2 2 6 Hostetter, £ ......... . 0 0 o Kulm eo 2 0 4 Sink, ag a 2: GG 4 Krelzing g 0. 0 cvs TF 0 2 Totaly: sn. vs, ce bi 13:3 29 Score by Periods: E. DONEGAL J-V3 6 8 4-21 MT. JOY J-V 10 6° 4 9-29 East Donegal H, S. G I. TL Walters; § 1 1% fii 5 0 © 4 0 8 Eshleman, 2 2 26 Roland: 2 1 2 4 Totals. «oir. iain roi Yr 5 4 Mount Joy H. S. G FTL 8:2 12 fn ¢ I 3 | .............; gy % Sumpman, £ ............ 0 2 Peiffer. © ................ 2 OO 4 Hostetter, g Eshlethan, 0 0 0... 0 6G 0 Benmett, a ........; 0. 2 Gagher, B nes. 0 0 -0 Myers, 2 ................ 0 0 ¢ Rubmh. & i... 6 0 Totals ov. i deve 1 4 28 Scorq by periods: MIL.JQY H S, 4 2 5 1-28 E.DONEGALH.S. 9 8 12 10—34 Referee, L. Bell. Timekeeper, Adams. Scorekeeper, Weikel. Time of periods, 8 minutes. Saturday, F. J. Shaeffer, Lan- caster Bakery salesman, asked to park his truck in a garage at Columbia an hour or so and has not been seen or heard of since. \ #4 J Pi Marietta IEE Bali 40 SIDS A £50 fe @ONIGHT and FRIDA 7 , Thurs, Feb. 23-24 cCrea, Bob Burns rances Dee i in LS FARGO” : bruary 25th John Waynédg Diana Gibson “ADVENT an HANDSOME" Extra Attraction on Stage F a Carole Lombard y Fred MacMurray You Free Gifts h The Ladies! 4 Hour Sat. ! Starting 1 P. M. Flyers" Serial Reel For The 1 WE HAVE..... MONDAY and Monday Bargai 2:15 P. M.—Ad ESDAY MARY ASTOR "The Hurric§ne" | Don’t dare miss it—you ma ! | 5 C L never see it again! WEDNESDAY Extra Attraction on Stag Lew Ayres Nancy Carlisle "Hold 'Em Navy” kiss F has ing the Go ham's Vegbtable Compound, helps Nature tone up the system, thus the HOW OFTEN CAN YOU KISS AND MAKE UP? 'W husbands can understand why a wife should turn from a pleasant companion into a shrew for one whole week in every month. You can say “I'm serry’’ and and make up easier before marriage than after. Be wise. Ifyou want to hold your husband, you won't be a three-quarter wife, ‘or three generations one woman told another how to go *‘smil- through’ with Lydia E. Puke lessening the discomforts from functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from 0g * le age.” Don’t be a threé-quarter wife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Smiling Thro ARE YOU ONLY A | THREE-QUARTER WIFE? EN, because they are men, can never understand a three-~ quarter wife—a wife who is all love and kindness three weeks in a month and a hell cat the rest of the time. No matter how your back aches ~how your nerves scream-—don't take it out on your husband. For three generations one woman has told another how to go “smil- ing through’ with Lydia E. Pink- bam's Vegetable Compound. It helps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: paring for motherhood. 3. Ap- Pp “middle age." Don't be a three-quarter wife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go “Smiling Through." Dancing and Refreshments SPECIAL MUSIC WEEK ENDS F ried Chicken Platter... ...... 25¢ MARY I. B. HURST HASSINGER & RISSER ET es Referee, Zarfoss; SECTION NO. 1 STANDING timekeeper, Adams; scorekeeper, Weicksel; time of periods, 8 minutes. HOW ARE YOUR SHOES: DON'T WAT TOO LONG BRING W{EM IN CITY SHQE Tex WwW Lk PC. Bots viens 10 1 9 REPAIRING SO. Elizabethtown ....... 9.2 818 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREE Muorietta. ee 8 5 545 LANCASTER, PENNA. East Donegal ........ GS. 5 545 7 Mount Joy ......... 6 6 500 Stimulate your business by adver- Bast 12 00 |tising in the Bulletin borer RAY Moose Theatre Ny ELIZABETHTOWN Evenings 2 Shows 7and9 Saturday 6-8-9:30 P. ML. “ERE Maa PF rE mn ©" <EBB TIDE” Fri. Sat. Feb. 25-26 Re 4: "Joel McCrea in “WELLS FARGO” Paul Muni in “BORDERTOWN” Tuesday, March 1st Wed. Thuks., March 2-3. Humphre ogart . Hy mx 5 Borough for Aa | for public inspec tin Board located in’ The proposed budget for Mt. Joy r 1938 is available n on the Bulle- e Hall of the paper advertising. kN sted. There is no better way to boost your business than by local news arefully selected hens. PHONE 132R PAGE FIVE Also started three weeks old HEIM Steigel St. OPTOME by appointment In Manhein® T TOWN h St. _R ELIZABE 15 E. 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