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OWL LAFFS
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BY
A WISE OWL
Thought we'd have an old slam
banger of a snow when it started on
Sunday, but I was disappointed
again. Down at the city of brother-
ly love, they had the snow plows
werking full force, oh well, any-
way Ill bet the ground hog feels a
lot better.
Cappy Mumma says a fat girl may
be kidded a lot but it's the skinny
one who has to put up with an aw-
ful ribbing.
At Lancaster on Saturday there
was quite a tie up because an elder-
ly feminine driver failed to obey a
traffic cops signal.
Winding in and out through the
cars he finally reached her and ask-
ed: Don’t you know what I mean
when I hold up my hand?” And the
lady very indignantly answered:
“I ought to; I was a school teacher
for thirty-five years.”..... And was
that cop mortified.
Here's a “bit” of advice—A wife
with good horse sense never be-
comes a nag.
A patent medicine manufacturing
company received the following let-
ter from a satisfied Sporting Hill
customer: “I am very much pleased
with your remedy. I had a wart on
my chest, and after using six bottles
of your medicine, it moved to my
neck, and now I use it fora collar
button.”
Charley Eby says they call mar-
riage the sea of matrimony because
most husbands have such a hard job
keeping their heads above water.
When “Mart” Bennett first joined
the rifle team back at school, the
team captain handed her a gun and
said: “Now, take this rifle and find
out how to use it.” And Mart very
naively exclaimed: “Just tell me
one thing. Is it true that the hard-
er I pull the trigger the farther the
bullet will go?”..... Why, of eourse,
Mart.
Every heel needs a sock.
Sunday I was asked out to dinner.
During the dessert the hostess ad-
monished her son saying: “Johnny,
if you eat any more pie you'll
burst.” And Johnny reached out
saying: “Well, pass me the pie, mum
and get out of the way.”..... That's
fair warning.
After dinner that same mother
was showing a picture book to
Johnny, and pointing to the picture
of a deer she asked: “Johnny,
what is that?” Johnny answered:
“I don’t know.” Then mother con-
tinued: “But, darling, what does
your mother call your father?” And
Johnny immediately replied: “Don’t
tell me that’s a louse!”
“Bus” Kramer says “every man
has his girl, but the ice man has his
pick.”........ He means ice pick, of
course.
Our steno says: “A blotter is
something you spend your time
looking for while the ink is drying.
Here's a little matter of deduction
that one of our local pony followers
worked out. It's a handicap to be
cross-eyed. A guy who knows how
to handicap horses is a small guy to
know. Therefore it's a good idea to
bet up cross-eyed horses—Try it
sometime.
Last Thursday Jay Wissler was
dashing ‘madly about the country-
side in search of a roadstand, res-
taurant, or any public place that
may have a radio. He wanted to
hear an editorial from the Broad-
caster being broadcast.
The next day when asked if he
hea, heard it, he told of his harrow-
Ing and that he almost
missed the broadeast because he
couldn't nd a radio. Then the lis-
tener aSo4: “Why, don’t you have
a radio 1 your car? “And Jay ex-
claimed: Well I'll be. Surelde
but t all alput it.”
JR. HIGH TIED FOR
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
Mount Joy trimmed East Done-
gal 29 to 19 to insure them
at least a tie with Elizabethtown
for the Northern Junior High
School Basketball championship.
Elizabethtown has one game to
play with Rothsville this week on
the former’s court.
Coach Casper Kreider's Mount
Score by periods: }
MT. JOY Jr. H.S, 7 6 610-29
DONEGALJr. HS. 7 2 010-19
Referee, Buller; scorekeeper,
Weidman; timekeeper, Zink; time
of periods, 8 minutes,
Rothsville
devine rita, 5 § .500
JR. H. S. STANDING
Teams W. ‘L. P.C,
Mount. Joy 8 4 667
Elizabethtown ........ T ¢ 385
Fast Hempfield ....... 6 5 .45
Manheim Boro ....... 5 5 .500
East Donegal ......... 47 364
Marigita I 8 000
COLUMBIA H. S. FACULTY
TOPS MT. JOY PROFS. 52-35
The Columbia High school fac~
ulty team defeated the Mount
Toy High teachers, 52 to 3B in a
same Thursday night on the Col-
umbia court. Ballinger starred for
he Columbians with seven field
and two fouls for 16 points.
Columbia H., S. Faculty
GG FTL
Ballinger, .£ viv in iv 7 2 46
Sooke £00. idan 1 2 \4
BOKER. vs 38
Dunkel, 2... vines 2 0 4
Williams, 5 ¥ 1%
H.- Smoker, £............ ¥ I 8
Sheckard, §......... 0... 0 1x
23 6 52
Mt. Joy H. S. Faculty
Diffenderfer; £............ 3 398
Breider, S$ 2 8
©... 3 0 6
Gochenouer, g........... 2 90 4
Glatfelter, 2.............. 2.2 6
Zink, 00. 1 0 2
Totals ...............s 14 7 35
Score by Periods:
COLUMBIA . 11 11 14 16-52
MT JOY ........ 511 613-35
Referee, L. Bell; timekeeper,
Frazer; scorekeeper, Myers; time
of periods, 10 minutes.
Landisville.....
The Northwest Branch of the
Christian Endeavor met at the
home of Miss Helen Weidman on
Tuesday. The following officers
were elected: President, Helen
Weidman, Rohrerstown; first vice
president, Edith Doerstler, Rohr-
erstown; second vice president,
Samuel Bender, Landisville; see-
retary, Anna Mary Rohrer i
ville. The next meetingf will be
held at the home of Miss Edith
Doerstler, of Rohrerstown,
Tuesday evening, March 8.
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SPECIAL MEETING OF OUR
SPORTSMEN’S ASSO. THURSDAY
on’
There will be a special meeting
of the Mount Joy Sportsmen's
Association this Thursday evening
February 24 at 8 P. M. in the
Council Chamber to consider the
advisibility of raising ring neck
pheasants from day old chicks to
be supplied free by the State.
If any of you folks would like to
have some late celery just contact
our local postmaster, Charley Ben-
just happened to remember it last
week. When he went to the lot and
looked for it, it was still there.
Burwood Zeller went up to the
Post office on Monday for some
conversation. After the discussion
he walked down tewn, stopped to
“chew the rag”, with a friend, and
just remembered he had for-.
gotten the envelopes, He attri-
butes this lapse in memory to
“ald age’ and excess avoirdupois.
—A WISE OWL,
Joy team lost three of their first
four league games this season and
made a brilliant comeback to lead
the circuit.
Mount Joy Jr. H. S.
G TF 15
Fink ii. ieee 39
Hawthome, f ........... 2 1 58
Newcomer, © 5 1 11
Zeller, @ g 1+ 3
Eshleman, g 1 0 2
Brown, .. orion g ¥ I
Fenstermacher, g ....... ¢ ¢ ¢
Wolfe, ¢ '...............: a 0 0
Bentzel, 8 0 0 O
Germen F coos hanes 0 0 ¢
Fi GG 0-0
Patton, € «oon g 0 GQ
Ressler & 4 0 ¢
Totals ..............:: n 729
East Denegai Jr. H. S.
G B.A,
Smith. £ 1 2 4
White, ff 2.2 8
Oberholdser, ¢ .......... 2
RB. a 9-0 Q
Heyer g
M. Barr £ 1 04528
Roberts, 2 0 0
RB Bar, .............. Q 1 H
Totals ve: svininiris ivory 6 1738
nett. He planted some last year and |
lenvelopes; while there, he got into |
Our
feated
Buller
points.
» BIT,
Buller, £ 13 228
A. Schneider, f ........ S$ 3 9%
Pennell. 3 39
Dillinger, 3 .....~...... ¢ -§ 0
Weidman. 28 ...:. cc... 4 Fr 9
Totals i... 23 9 55
Blue Ridge Summit
a FT.
Pryor £ oii sg YX 3
£ .. ci ies g 6 9
{Bertin 3 1 17
Bemis, © aia ieee 5 0 10
Gondes, g'............... I 0 2
Iewis, a... .....0....... g 0
Bewesse. g ............. OO 6 0
Benchoff. 5 ............. 0 2
LANs vans 7 2%
Totals
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.
MT. JOY ST. LUKE'S WINS
FROM BLUE RIDGE SUMMIT
local St. Luke's team de-
Blue Ridge Summit, 55-36.
led the scoring with 28
St. Luke's Reserves lost to Blue
Ridge by a single point, 26-25.
Score:
St. Luke's, Mt. 39%
Mount Joy, Pa®
34-28.
HA
Mount Joy, Pa.
SSINGER & R
Phone
EAST DONEGAL TOO
GOOD FOR MT. JOY HIGH
After easily defeating Columbia
a week ago, and even holding
Maytown 16-17 at halftime in
Friday nights game, cur High lads
faltered and were easily defeated
Mt. Joy J-Vees defeated May-
town 29-21. Scores:
East Donegal J-V
G.
¥. TL
HE £ 3 2. 10
White, £0. 0, 9 0 Q
Kendig: 1 0 2
Braun, 0h gS 1 5
Snydes, 2 ............... 2..0 4
MeMillon. 2 ............. oO 0 0
Wolgemuth, g ........... oO 06 0
Totals: 0. on... ®ve 3 § 21
Mount Joy J-V
G. PBT.
Sumpman, £ ..... 0.0 é I 13
MISE oii 0.06 0
Webb, £1. 0 iii 2 2 6
Hostetter, £ ......... . 0 0 o
Kulm eo 2 0 4
Sink, ag a 2: GG 4
Krelzing g 0. 0 cvs TF 0 2
Totaly: sn. vs, ce bi 13:3 29
Score by Periods:
E. DONEGAL J-V3 6 8 4-21
MT. JOY J-V 10 6° 4 9-29
East Donegal H, S.
G I. TL
Walters; § 1 1%
fii 5 0
© 4 0 8
Eshleman, 2 2 26
Roland: 2 1 2 4
Totals. «oir. iain roi Yr 5 4
Mount Joy H. S.
G FTL
8:2 12
fn ¢ I 3
| .............; gy %
Sumpman, £ ............ 0 2
Peiffer. © ................ 2 OO 4
Hostetter, g
Eshlethan, 0 0
0... 0 6G 0
Benmett, a ........; 0. 2
Gagher, B nes. 0 0 -0
Myers, 2 ................ 0 0 ¢
Rubmh. & i... 6 0
Totals ov. i deve 1 4 28
Scorq by periods:
MIL.JQY H S, 4 2 5 1-28
E.DONEGALH.S. 9 8 12 10—34
Referee, L. Bell. Timekeeper,
Adams. Scorekeeper, Weikel. Time
of periods, 8 minutes.
Saturday, F. J. Shaeffer, Lan-
caster Bakery salesman, asked to
park his truck in a garage at
Columbia an hour or so and has
not been seen or heard of since.
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HOW OFTEN CAN YOU
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'W husbands can understand
why a wife should turn from a
pleasant companion into a shrew
for one whole week in every month.
You can say “I'm serry’’ and
and make up easier before
marriage than after. Be wise. Ifyou
want to hold your husband, you
won't be a three-quarter wife,
‘or three generations one woman
told another how to go *‘smil-
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lessening the discomforts from
functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
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EN, because they are men, can
never understand a three-~
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and kindness three weeks in a
month and a hell cat the rest of
the time.
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~how your nerves scream-—don't
take it out on your husband.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “smil-
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bam's Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
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women must endure in the three
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paring for motherhood. 3. Ap-
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VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
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Dancing and Refreshments
SPECIAL MUSIC WEEK ENDS
F ried Chicken Platter... ...... 25¢
MARY I. B. HURST
HASSINGER & RISSER
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Referee, Zarfoss;
SECTION NO. 1 STANDING
timekeeper,
Adams; scorekeeper, Weicksel; time
of periods, 8 minutes.
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES:
DON'T WAT TOO LONG
BRING W{EM IN
CITY SHQE
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Bots viens 10 1 9 REPAIRING SO.
Elizabethtown ....... 9.2 818 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREE
Muorietta. ee 8 5 545 LANCASTER, PENNA.
East Donegal ........ GS. 5 545 7
Mount Joy ......... 6 6 500 Stimulate your business by adver-
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