es Se nn Sn Pa end ¢ 5 * * .« PR Ih sn deh You Can Depend On The Man Who Advertises NINE times out of ten you will find that the man who advertises is the man who most wil- lingly returns your money if you are not satis- fied. PATRI AIC Na * Re RAR 5G 5 IPAS Raa re 5G HO00000C > DOOOO0000 * pS aang He has too much at stake to risk losing your trade or your confidence. You can depend on him. a * 0 RE rn pa DOC DOOC 5 He is not in business for today or tomorrow only—but for next year and ten years from next year. He knows the value of good will. B 0 You get better merchandise at a fairer price than he could ever hope to sell it if he did not have the larger volume of business that comes from legitimate advertising and goods that bear out the promise of the printed word. A BOOG 0 0 DOOOOO00C I oP IN, Don’t miss the advertisements. This very day they call your attention to values that tomorrow you will be sorry you overlooked. DOOC DO ES ETAT os Ge ata a AA AAA AAAI ANI DOOO0000000 J 1 OL OO Cold Weather Isn’t Over Yet A 3 Better get a few more tons of coal and get it now. COKE and BEST GRADE The chick season is here and we required in feeds to make them grow HARRY LEED Phone 5W MOUNT JOY, PEN Og 11 A 62-Acre Farm TO BE SOLD AT DEPRESSION PRICE BANK BARN, SILO, GOOD FRAME HOUSE, CON- CRETE BLOCK 2-CAR GARAGE AND BUTCHER HOUSE, BROODER House with Incubator 24x60 feet, many other POULTRY HOUSES, room for 1,000 hens, meadow pasture, running water, spigot water at house and barn, fruit etc. House has all modern conveniences such as light, heat and bath. Here’s a dandy farm to be sold at about half its value several years ago. Good reason for selling. Jno. E. Schroll REALTOR MOUNT JOY, PA. - We can supply you with : ROKEN, EGG, ST@VE, CHESTNUT, . PEA, “RUCKWHEAT, . RICE for“ Blowers, % ve just what is ‘and strong. © Far Cheaper Than You Can Build VERY MODERN HOME On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof, large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam- ily. I will cheerfully show this property. No. 442. Modern 7-Room House On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come and inspect. JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor MOUNT JOY, PENNA. Advertising Is the Key To Success 8 ©© @O® @ PE THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. Ou! BulL— | TO TEL You Har THE POLL TAX COLLECTOR WAS HERE TODAY — WE SAD HED CALL AGAW TO-MORROW - OWL LAFFS A WISE OWL A customer ask a clerk in Dan Brubaker’s store this question: “What is cold boiled ham?” And the clerk (I won't tell you which one) replied: “Oh, that's ham boiled in COLD water.” I ask a young lady from Rheems if she would marry a man who lied to her and she answered: “You don’t think I want to be an old maid, do you?” Seniors please take note. A cut a day keeps Commencement away. Saturday night Charley Eby’s girl said: ‘It’s time for you to go, Char- ley.” And Charley replied: “Aw, let's play I'm a little early for my date tomorrow night.” That same night my girl had a new dress on and she said: “Don’t you think this full dress is a perfect FIT? And I very erringly answered: Yes, it is almost a convulsion........ Now, I don’t have my girl anymore. Took a trip on one of the first boat excursions of the year and I heard a lady on the boat say to the cap- tain: Oh, captain, I'm getting so sea- sick I don’t know what to do. The captain said: Don’t worry, ma'am; you'll do it. Here's a mother-in-law yarn that to me “takes the cake.” A fellow from Elizabethtown was out fishing with his mother-in-law one day when the boat capsized. The fellow swam safely ashore, but his mother-in-law was drowned. They were unable to recover the body, so he left his address. Several days later he got a hurried telephone call. Say, mister, we got the body, but it's all covered with lobsters. That's all right, replied the son-in- law. Keep the lobsters and reset the bait. week L knew, While in Philadelphia last met a business man that I downtown about six o'clock. I said: Why do you rise so early in the morning? And he answered: I have to get downtown early in order to {| find a parking place for my car. But, I asked, don’t you then have a great deal of time hanging on your hands until business hours? And he replied: Oh, after I find a parking space, I take the street car home and have breakfast....I'm afraid I'd nev- er get accustomed to these city ways. Two housewives were conversing and the one said: Your housemaid seems very quiet! And the other re- plied: She doesn’t even disturb the dust. Some time last summer Joe Heis- ey, one of our local plumbers, went to a doctor's for some advice. The doctor told him a few things to do and asked him to return in about a year. On Monday Joe went to the doctor and the physician asked: Did you relax and take your mind off your work at the movies last year as I suggested? Joe answered: I couldn’t. They had the slow motion scenes on. The doctor said: What of it? And Joe replied: Well, 'm a plumber and my works all slow mo- tion. An appropriate sign for an auto- mobile junk heap: Rust in Peace! Last night a fellow walked up to Red Metzler and said: Here's the two-bits I owe you, Red, I wanta feel like those cross-word puzzles. Red asked: How's that? And the fellow replied: Aw, all squared up. A clay pipe has been found to be the handiest for all-round use. One convenient feature is that when you drop it, you never have to pick it ) | up. A little boy on Barbara street was asked by a playmate where he had been and the little fellow replied: Watching the fish bowling. His play- bowling? And the small chap ans- BX HEALTH TALK { WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B | APPEL, SECRETARY OF | HEALTH “The choice of a physician is fre- i quently anything else but a deliber=- ate one. The result is that some per- | sons employ a professional man | whose standing and ability are open | to criticism. This applies particular- |ly to the so-called quack type of the practitioner, He is a horn-blower and frequently claims all sorts of the superiorities which the more modest and decidely more effective brethren allegedly lack,” states Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of Health. “Responsible physicians do not claim they possess cure-all remedies. Neither do they state that they are originators of methods or treatments unknown to the healing art generally J And most assuredly they do not de- mand money in advance for a ‘sure cure,” Therefore, it can almost cer- tainly be stated that practitioners who make such claims are in busi- ness for their own rather than for their patients’ health. The main aim apparently is to get as much money as they can from those sufficiently gullible to surrender it. This type of medical man should be avoided. “Once having disposed of frauds, the real question is how to make a good choice among the large number of physicians still left to select from in the medium sized locality or the larger one. “While no definite rule can be laid down, it generally can be said that the vast majority hold membership in their local Medical Society and in other ways indicate their profession- al worth to the community. After all, good professional performance is its best advertisement. “One should give as much consid- eration to the choice of a physician as he would give were he choosing the services of an architect, an at- torney or any other type of highly professional man. To permit other than professional consideration to enter into the proposition certainly is not applying the judgment which a matter of this kind justifies. “Health and disease are serious subjects. And one’s advisor on the matters should be a man of good standing among his brother physi- cians with a creditable record of achievement behind him.” “When the lining of the abdomen cavity, with or without some of the abdominal contents, protrudes thru the abdominal wall, the result is hernia commonly known as rupture. It is not an infrequent condition, though it occurs oftener in men than in women,” states Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of Health. “Rupture most frequently occurs | in the groin, at the naval, or through a scar resulting from an abdominal surgical operation. Back of all rup- tures is weakness in the abdominal wall. Such weakness may exist at birth or develop any time during the life of the individual. Undue strain or heavy work are predisposing rup- ture causes. “Treatment may be palliative. This involves the wearing of a surgical device to prevent the escape of ab- dominal contents through the open- ing Curative treatment calss for sur- gical interference. The physician and the surgeon are the only persons to be relied upon for a decision as to the procedure to be invoked. “So far as the surgical operation is concerned it is not attended by any unusual danger. In the vast major- ity of cases, this operation if per- formed skillfully, results in a com- plete and lasting cure. “If, because of circumstances, the use of a truss is either temporarily or permanently advised, it is sug- gested that the patient should obtain it only from the surgical supply house recommended by the profes- sional man in charge of the case. This fact is emphasized because a number of such devices that are otherwise marketed are ineffective; some of them are definitely harmful. wered: Didn't ya ever see afishbowl? A lady from Florin said: My hus- band went to church this morning. And the neighbor lady replied: My husband's Sunday morning paper did not come, either. Will Rogers says that he can't see any excuse for fighting any more. We presume this means that Bill is one of those married men who come home early every evening. When the Reds took charge of Russia they had-a lot of trouble with the kulaks, or “wealthy” farmers. Well, if they finally take control of the United States they won't need to worry about that. There are very few “kulaks” left here, even now. I told a certain post office hound that I saw him Saturday night and he was awfully drunk. He said: Why, I only had one glass. And I remarked: One glass! Impossible! He mate asked: Whatya mean — fish [said: No, they kept filling it all the time. A WISE OWL 1 TOLD HM vou TO WOME WELL NOU SILLY GooK WHY DIDNT, YOU TELL HIM IVE GOTTA CROOKED SPIKE AND THERETORE EXEMPT- HITT AND RUNN——The Poll Tax Collector “Knew” Bull, So He Had Just As Well Pony Up Right Now! GREAT @\224RDS| NORA - WHAT DID You TELL Wie? WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18th, 153 BY HITT AND WE SAD HE KNEW. IT He's oLavep CARDS wird YOU OH SEVERAL OCCASIONS - LL «THAT LITTLE CAME” Cartoon . © B. 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A Shapely Figure. ns Tas ’ i ®t th ; Simply anoint the swoll i Re rl Krall’s Meat Marke: | Smo cont the swollen veins on Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot West Main 8t., MOUNT JOv bandage your leg. Use a bandage > hy re Les ed wine 531 ug 0 dase © necessary support, wind- Borde 51 [si Bebe ded Ing it upward from the anklo to the in energy—your skin is clearer—you feel younger in body—Kruschen will give any fat person a joyous surprise. Get a bottle of Kruschen Salts from any leading druggist anywhere in America (lasts 4 weeks) and the cost is but little. If this first bottle doesn’t convince you this is the easiest, SAFEST and surest way to lose fat—your money gladly returned. FOR SALE—A Brick House with Slate Roof, 8 rooms, all conveniences, Poultry House 12x12, along concrete highway, Florin. Apply to Jno. E. Schroll, Realtor, Mount Joy. No. 416. When in need of Printing, (anything) kindly remember the Bullatin, knee, the way the blood flows in the veins. No more broken veins. more ulcers nor open sores. more crippling pain. directions and you are sure to be helped. ® Your druggist won’t keep your money unless you are. No No Just follow Bi on Toonerville cartoon. MONEY—Labor gets 65% of the total National in- come; small business and | professional men, 14%, ac- cording to statistics com- piled by economists. Inter- est on debts amounts to 11.5%, rent 4% and divi- dends on stock only 5.5% MR. RIPL | | | | | | WHILE OFFICIALS BICKER :—&§,000, i persons are killed or imjured every i | year in accidents like that shown at | § right on the country's 210,000 railroad grade crossings. Only 30,000 of these crossings are protected. Of the 6000, 2000 die within 24 hours of accident. Eminent engineers propose a sure rem- edy—economical overhead crossings of steéel—(shown above) to be | {integral part of highway building. BROADWAY crowds stopped by novel Red Cross Products window display. Passers-by on Street of § a Thousand Hits pause to smile at amusing optical . illusion which Red Cross on window pane creates mei: may not be quite so i 28 he ) Moves On! !!!—Skiing—not on snow, but on SAND! — Elizabeth Babcock, noted artists’ model, introduces an old sport in a new way. It fast, but at any rate, spills i won’t be so hard to take, } ) 1 8 iE a i ee young women who portray the famous radio charac- ters, Clara, Lu 'n’ Em, know thelr way around a kitchen—and a po- tato. That's why their five - mornings - a - week program of fem- inlne chatter is so genu- ine and interest-com- pelling. The girls are (left to right) Louise Starkey (Ciara), Isobel Carothers (Lu) 'n’ Helen King (Im). i $e 9. GORILLA—One of the big problems of museums iz to keep the exhibits free of moths and other insects. A new gas, msalium, E35 been developed which finding wide use in fu gating museums, libr: 9, ships, hotels, ete. 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