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COKE and
BEST GRADE
The chick season is here and we
required in feeds to make them grow
HARRY LEED
Phone 5W MOUNT JOY, PEN
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A 62-Acre Farm
TO BE SOLD AT DEPRESSION PRICE
BANK BARN, SILO, GOOD FRAME HOUSE, CON-
CRETE BLOCK 2-CAR GARAGE AND BUTCHER
HOUSE, BROODER House with Incubator 24x60 feet,
many other POULTRY HOUSES, room for 1,000 hens,
meadow pasture, running water, spigot water at house
and barn, fruit etc. House has all modern conveniences
such as light, heat and bath. Here’s a dandy farm to
be sold at about half its value several years ago. Good
reason for selling.
Jno. E. Schroll
REALTOR MOUNT JOY, PA.
- We can supply you with
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ST@VE, CHESTNUT,
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Far Cheaper Than You Can Build
VERY MODERN HOME
On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof,
large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all
cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes
in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam-
ily. I will cheerfully show this property. No. 442.
Modern 7-Room House
On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently
painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come
and inspect.
JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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Har THE POLL TAX COLLECTOR
WAS HERE TODAY — WE SAD
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TO-MORROW -
OWL LAFFS
A WISE OWL
A customer ask a clerk in Dan
Brubaker’s store this question: “What
is cold boiled ham?” And the clerk
(I won't tell you which one) replied:
“Oh, that's ham boiled in COLD
water.”
I ask a young lady from Rheems
if she would marry a man who lied
to her and she answered: “You don’t
think I want to be an old maid, do
you?”
Seniors please take note.
A cut a day keeps Commencement
away.
Saturday night Charley Eby’s girl
said: ‘It’s time for you to go, Char-
ley.” And Charley replied: “Aw,
let's play I'm a little early for my
date tomorrow night.”
That same night my girl had a new
dress on and she said: “Don’t you
think this full dress is a perfect
FIT? And I very erringly answered:
Yes, it is almost a convulsion........
Now, I don’t have my girl anymore.
Took a trip on one of the first boat
excursions of the year and I heard
a lady on the boat say to the cap-
tain: Oh, captain, I'm getting so sea-
sick I don’t know what to do. The
captain said: Don’t worry, ma'am;
you'll do it.
Here's a mother-in-law yarn that
to me “takes the cake.”
A fellow from Elizabethtown was
out fishing with his mother-in-law
one day when the boat capsized. The
fellow swam safely ashore, but his
mother-in-law was drowned. They
were unable to recover the body, so
he left his address.
Several days later he got a hurried
telephone call.
Say, mister, we got the body, but
it's all covered with lobsters.
That's all right, replied the son-in-
law. Keep the lobsters and reset the
bait.
week L
knew,
While in Philadelphia last
met a business man that I
downtown about six o'clock. I said:
Why do you rise so early in the
morning? And he answered: I have
to get downtown early in order to
{| find a parking place for my car.
But, I asked, don’t you then have
a great deal of time hanging on your
hands until business hours? And he
replied: Oh, after I find a parking
space, I take the street car home and
have breakfast....I'm afraid I'd nev-
er get accustomed to these city ways.
Two housewives were conversing
and the one said: Your housemaid
seems very quiet! And the other re-
plied: She doesn’t even disturb the
dust.
Some time last summer Joe Heis-
ey, one of our local plumbers, went
to a doctor's for some advice. The
doctor told him a few things to do
and asked him to return in about a
year. On Monday Joe went to the
doctor and the physician asked:
Did you relax and take your mind
off your work at the movies last year
as I suggested? Joe answered: I
couldn’t. They had the slow motion
scenes on. The doctor said: What of
it? And Joe replied: Well, 'm a
plumber and my works all slow mo-
tion.
An appropriate sign for an auto-
mobile junk heap: Rust in Peace!
Last night a fellow walked up to
Red Metzler and said: Here's the
two-bits I owe you, Red, I wanta
feel like those cross-word puzzles.
Red asked: How's that? And the
fellow replied: Aw, all squared up.
A clay pipe has been found to be
the handiest for all-round use. One
convenient feature is that when you
drop it, you never have to pick it
) | up.
A little boy on Barbara street was
asked by a playmate where he had
been and the little fellow replied:
Watching the fish bowling. His play-
bowling? And the small chap ans-
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HEALTH TALK
{ WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B
| APPEL, SECRETARY OF
| HEALTH
“The choice of a physician is fre-
i quently anything else but a deliber=-
ate one. The result is that some per-
| sons employ a professional man
| whose standing and ability are open
| to criticism. This applies particular-
|ly to the so-called quack type of the
practitioner, He is a horn-blower
and frequently claims all sorts of the
superiorities which the more modest
and decidely more effective brethren
allegedly lack,” states Dr. Theodore
B. Appel, Secretary of Health.
“Responsible physicians do not
claim they possess cure-all remedies.
Neither do they state that they are
originators of methods or treatments
unknown to the healing art generally
J And most assuredly they do not de-
mand money in advance for a ‘sure
cure,” Therefore, it can almost cer-
tainly be stated that practitioners
who make such claims are in busi-
ness for their own rather than for
their patients’ health. The main aim
apparently is to get as much money
as they can from those sufficiently
gullible to surrender it. This type
of medical man should be avoided.
“Once having disposed of frauds,
the real question is how to make a
good choice among the large number
of physicians still left to select from
in the medium sized locality or the
larger one.
“While no definite rule can be laid
down, it generally can be said that
the vast majority hold membership
in their local Medical Society and in
other ways indicate their profession-
al worth to the community. After
all, good professional performance is
its best advertisement.
“One should give as much consid-
eration to the choice of a physician
as he would give were he choosing
the services of an architect, an at-
torney or any other type of highly
professional man. To permit other
than professional consideration to
enter into the proposition certainly
is not applying the judgment which
a matter of this kind justifies.
“Health and disease are serious
subjects. And one’s advisor on the
matters should be a man of good
standing among his brother physi-
cians with a creditable record of
achievement behind him.”
“When the lining of the abdomen
cavity, with or without some of the
abdominal contents, protrudes thru
the abdominal wall, the result is
hernia commonly known as rupture.
It is not an infrequent condition,
though it occurs oftener in men
than in women,” states Dr. Theodore
B. Appel, Secretary of Health.
“Rupture most frequently occurs
| in the groin, at the naval, or through
a scar resulting from an abdominal
surgical operation. Back of all rup-
tures is weakness in the abdominal
wall. Such weakness may exist at
birth or develop any time during the
life of the individual. Undue strain
or heavy work are predisposing rup-
ture causes.
“Treatment may be palliative. This
involves the wearing of a surgical
device to prevent the escape of ab-
dominal contents through the open-
ing Curative treatment calss for sur-
gical interference. The physician and
the surgeon are the only persons to
be relied upon for a decision as to
the procedure to be invoked.
“So far as the surgical operation is
concerned it is not attended by any
unusual danger. In the vast major-
ity of cases, this operation if per-
formed skillfully, results in a com-
plete and lasting cure.
“If, because of circumstances, the
use of a truss is either temporarily
or permanently advised, it is sug-
gested that the patient should obtain
it only from the surgical supply
house recommended by the profes-
sional man in charge of the case.
This fact is emphasized because a
number of such devices that are
otherwise marketed are ineffective;
some of them are definitely harmful.
wered: Didn't ya ever see afishbowl?
A lady from Florin said: My hus-
band went to church this morning.
And the neighbor lady replied: My
husband's Sunday morning paper
did not come, either.
Will Rogers says that he can't see
any excuse for fighting any more.
We presume this means that Bill is
one of those married men who come
home early every evening.
When the Reds took charge of
Russia they had-a lot of trouble with
the kulaks, or “wealthy” farmers.
Well, if they finally take control of
the United States they won't need
to worry about that. There are
very few “kulaks” left here, even
now.
I told a certain post office hound
that I saw him Saturday night and
he was awfully drunk. He said:
Why, I only had one glass. And I
remarked: One glass! Impossible! He
mate asked: Whatya mean — fish [said: No, they kept filling it all the
time. A WISE OWL
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AND THERETORE EXEMPT-
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feel younger in body—Kruschen will
give any fat person a joyous surprise.
Get a bottle of Kruschen Salts
from any leading druggist anywhere
in America (lasts 4 weeks) and the
cost is but little. If this first bottle
doesn’t convince you this is the
easiest, SAFEST and surest way to
lose fat—your money gladly returned.
FOR SALE—A Brick House with
Slate Roof, 8 rooms, all conveniences,
Poultry House 12x12, along concrete
highway, Florin. Apply to Jno. E.
Schroll, Realtor, Mount Joy. No. 416.
When in need of Printing, (anything)
kindly remember the Bullatin,
knee, the way the blood flows in the
veins. No more broken veins.
more ulcers nor open sores.
more crippling pain.
directions and you are sure to be
helped. ® Your druggist won’t keep
your money unless you are.
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MONEY—Labor gets 65%
of the total National in-
come; small business and |
professional men, 14%, ac-
cording to statistics com-
piled by economists. Inter-
est on debts amounts to
11.5%, rent 4% and divi-
dends on stock only 5.5%
MR. RIPL
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| | WHILE OFFICIALS BICKER :—&§,000,
i persons are killed or imjured every
i | year in accidents like that shown at
| § right on the country's 210,000 railroad
grade crossings. Only 30,000 of these
crossings are protected. Of the 6000,
2000 die within 24 hours of accident.
Eminent engineers propose a sure rem-
edy—economical overhead crossings of
steéel—(shown above) to be
| {integral part of highway building.
BROADWAY crowds stopped by novel Red Cross
Products window display. Passers-by on Street of §
a Thousand Hits pause to smile at amusing optical .
illusion which Red Cross on window pane creates mei:
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SAND! — Elizabeth Babcock, noted artists’
model, introduces an old sport in a new way. It
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five - mornings - a -
week program of fem-
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ine and interest-com-
pelling. The girls are
(left to right) Louise
Starkey (Ciara), Isobel
Carothers (Lu) 'n’
Helen King (Im).
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