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YOU can shave your face BUT you can’t shave the back of your la LL aE et a A SW IVE Ww Nar el hn Mtics for prisoners. I told him it Ib HL THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. REILLY “, GONE 1 CHOP- GRILL, ~~ 7 WEE TEL ME ~ WHATS TUE ADEA WN I 00ST MORE To RAGING YOUR kM A NRKEL ee LA sent | v y= Hitt and Runn—"Twas a Hard Effort to Outflank the Exiemmy but it Ended in Keireat. a { | I wt Ww Tel me J GW = wy Th PRICE 1QUPER CENT ? NAVE VOU FORGOT N THAT Tug PENNY 15 STILL IN CIRCULATION? | WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11th, 1938: gy HITT | Toll ai ARE THEY 7 AS HOON a5 WE CET HAND # To Some one remarked to me yes- terday how remarkably well a cer- tain woman here keeps her age. I said: “Yes, she hasn't changed it for the last ten years.” They tell me we have a young chap in town who has adopted a new profession—he’s a lip stick taster. em A man from town, I think he lives up town some where, went to Lancaster and said to a lawyer: “I want to know if I have grounds for divorce 7” The lawyer inquired: married 7” “Sure.” “Of course you have.” “Are you At a certain restaurant a patron said to the waiter: “See here. I just found a collar button in my soup.” Waiter: “Thanks a lot. I have been hunting the dern thing for nearly a week.” A certain man here said to his wife: “From the first glimpse I had of our new cook, I rather like her. There sure is plenty of go about her.” The wife: “Right you are. gone already.” She’s | In an argument in front of the post office the other evening a fel- low said: “I was born a Democrat, raised a Democrat and I hope I die a Democrat.” A fellow standing nearby said: “You poor fish, have you no ambi- tion at all?” An enterprising youngster here has started a new business. His printed card gives the following information: Mr. J— E— Personal Escorter Tots and Kiddies took to school and returned, prompt in perfect cond- dishin—if received that way. Military discipline. Rates 25c a week. Refined conversashin, No extra charge for nose wipin. All 1 ast is a trial. Sledge Hammer Poetry Here's a sign I saw on a black- smith shop in a nearby village: “Work did hear with litnin speed Satisfackshun garanteed, Horshoin two is in my line, That will stand the ware and tare of time.” While gathering news at Florin yesterday our reporter remarked to a woman there: “That your neigh- bor singing? She sure has a sing- ular voice.” Reply: “Yes and I'm blamed glad it isn’t plural.” The keeper at our county jail asked me what I thought of athle- would be well to have them indulge in all kinds of sports except cross- country running. Fellows, here’s a tip and a mighty easy way to get rid of hitch hikers. Keep a little sign han- dy in your car and whenever you leave a town, display it. “TAXI.” A Motorist’s Luck Several days ago a motorist said to me: “Drive down town alone and it’s very seldom you see a girl waiting on a corner but drive down town with your wife and you'll see one on every corner.” I said to a man down town: “Did your wife have you on the carpet for getting in so late last night? “Well, it may have been the carpet she had me on, but it felt more like a red-hot stove to me.” A boy came home from school the other day with a lot of low marks on his report card and was “called” by his mother. He said: “Aw, mom, you know yourself things are always marked down after the holiday.” | indicate it. A HEALTH TALK | WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH “Fashion is a supreme dictator. No earthly ruler seems to have the iron-bound hold upon the public imagination as does this imperial- ist. And throughout the ages it was ever thus. While undoubtedly an incalculable advance has been made in the types of raiment and ornaments now worn compared to former days, the sad fact remains that fashion still takes its toll in the form of physical discomfort, illness and even death,” states Doc- tor Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of Health. “While the physical barbarities which even yet are practiced in the fashion’s name in the Australian Bush are no part of civilization’s conception of this tyrant, there is a large amount of relative foolish- ness connected with the recognition of his power. “Consider, for example, the over coat. Fur coats especially are like- ly to be worn in this latitude when temperatures very definitely contra spring-temperatured day, even though the calendar says it is December, most certainly does not justify its use. Yet thousands of women, in face of a high ther- mometer, deliberately wear it ‘be- cause it is stylish to do so.’ And by the same token, thousands of men will deliberately perspire in similar garments or heavy woolen ones for the same simple, very simple, reason. “Public health officials and all physicians well know, that many times the start of the serious res- piratory diseases in the winter can be directly traced to an illogical and intemperate use ‘of heavy clothes. “To be ‘in style’ is perfectly all right. In fact, it would not be natural to be otherwise. However, it would be exceedingly good busi- ness for large numbers of people to consult an outside temperature before donning the extra-heavy wraps in winter time. “Remember, that the Arctic sea- son in Pennsylvania does not nec- essarily mean Arctic weather. To forget this rather apparent fact may result in serious illness. Often it has caused death itself.” INDUSTRIAL The following record of industrial activity lists items showing investment of capital, employment of labor and business activities and opportunities. Information from which the para- graphs are prepared is from local pa- pers, usually of towns mentioned, and may be considered generally correct. Red Hill—$33,000 Junior High School opened for inspection. St. Marys—Mrs. Barbara Vogel pur- chased Candy Kitchen property on Erie Avenue, Middletown—Athletic field at Grand View graded and filled. Oil City—Harry McSparren opening grocery and meat market at 111 State Street. More then 800 men of Juniata Coun- ty recently employed on state high- ways.—Lewistown, The Sentinel, Middletown—Borough Council plans purchasing Hosiery mill building for community hall, ete. Bainbridge—Effort being made to se- cure construction of bridge across Sus- street lad. “It says: Who was your mother before she was married and I didn’t have a mother before she was married.” One of our old residenters here said to me: “Maybe the girls weren't quite so attractive looking in the good old days when they wore cotton hose. But they didn’t have to be. They knew how to cook.” Here’s one just leaked out. A gang from town were fishing at Bowers’ Beach. Two of them got into an argument and one pushed the other overboard. The chap in the water cried: “Drop me a line.” The fellow who pushed him ov- erboard yelled: “Oh yes, dear, and you write me some time, too.” A guy downtown boasts about having M. P. to his name but why should I feel worried. Every shrimp I ever saw has that same thing on the end of its name. “Is this the train to Harris- burg?” said a lady to the brake- man at the station here. He said: “Well, lady, the station agent, the engineer, the fireman, the conductor and the chap in the diner say it is and that is all I know.” I read in an exchange that “Ba- bies developed from the bite of a dog last October.” “I don’t know how to fill out this question,” said a West Donegal A WISE OWL “THAT LITTLE. GAME" —— I Teun Hanny DURING THEIR VACAT(ON AT THE LAKE. You SEE, SAM BEN AND THE GANG HAD BEEN ABOUT THE ‘UP A WEEK WHEN | G0oT THERE ," THEY DISAPPEARED ONE THAT RIGHT AFTER SUPPER ON MY FIRST DAY, So | WENT Jug Ho. | SAM AND DOWN To THE LAKE AND ALL THER WWES WERE THATS BENNY AND ON THE DOCK, SO | HIRED A SKIFF AND INVITED J p goon 1| The GANG A FEW OF 'EM To A BOAT RIDE, THEY ASKED ME { WAY To PuLLED ON How FAR | WAS GOING AND | POINTED To AN WEEP THE THEIR WIVES ISLAND WITH A LONESOME SHACK ON Ty SKIRTS FROM GEE! THOSE WOMEN SHUDDERED AND SHRIEKED SUMPIN' FIERCE , AND THEN THEY Ton.p ME THAT THEY WOULDNY GO THERE FoR LoVvE NOR MONEY, AND THAT SAM AND BEN AND THE REST OF HAR: HAR- THE BOYS HAD Tov ‘EM THE SHACK WAS HAUNTED. “DEAD MANS SO | ROWED OVER ALONE AND Toor A LOOK IN THE SHACK AND THERE - ~~ SAT SAM AND BEN AND THE BOYS HAW ~ HAW + PLAYIN' PORER® KK SCARING ‘EM_AWAY — GETTIN' HEP, HAUNTED ? HAND" ._ AND "BONES" RATTLIN' "> LE quehanna River here. Troy—Proposed change of Roosevelt Highway where it passes under Penn- sylvania Railroad here, discussed at recent meeting of Business Men's Club. Brookville—Two local bridges may be rebuilt. Beaver—Cook-Anderson County, this city, received $104,223 general contract for rebuilding Beaver County court- house. Loganton—Preliminary work started for new bridge over Summer Creek near here. Elrama—Volunteer Fire Department formed here. Wellsboro—A., H. Austin plans erect- ing mausoleum next spring. Blairsville—Wholesale firm of A. Lamantia opened retail store on Mar- ket Street. Lewistown—People’s Cut Rate Store formally opened at corner West Mar- ket and Wayne streets. York Engineering Company prepar- ing to reconstruct three sections of Lincoln Highway, between York and Wrightsville, Knox—Knox Theatre opened. Springfield—M. . F. Williams re- modeled and improved funeral parlor, 33 West Baltimore Avenue, Clifton Heights. Emaus—Emaus Printing and Publish- ing Company completed program of ex- pansion and renovation at their plant at 5th and Jubilee streets. West Conshohocken — Moorehead Avenue to be built entire length with county relief aid. Farris Engineering Company, Pitts- burgh, received $24,425 contract for one-half mile paving from Zelienpole Borough toward Elwood City. Suburban Construction Company, Devon, received $99,459 contract for rebuilding section of Route No. 1 be- tween Kennersville and Forrestville. Jamestown—Work on Pymathning Dam nearing completion. Lomirka market, Pennsylvania Avenue to make room for installation of equip- ment for handling frozen foods. Clearfield — Helmbold & Stewart moved to new location in Snyder building. New Castle—Pittsburg & Lake Erie Railroad Company let contract to Clyde Filfillan Company for construction of station here. Wilkinsburg—New investment coun- sel firm of Morgan, Underwood and Butler, opened offices at 2201 First Na- tional Bank building. Muncy—New Nation Wide Grocery, formerly H. A. Long's opened recently. Mercershurg—Repair work on theatre progressing rapidly. Lykens—New bridge west of here, spanning Wiconisco Creek, opened to traffic, Wagontown—Work started on build- ing old King’s Highway from Compass to this city. Messengers of Good Will . and national debts. are largely a vou live on. thing which th After all, | leave our shores. matter of 3 Soma, 2 3 £3 1 : : ! nki ¥T is dificult for all nations to | toum, Cospicua—are regu'ar | of canned pumpkin. i a t Add two- ree on the question of tariffs | for the cargoes of tin cans which | thirds cup sugar, mixed with two- thirds teaspoon salt, two-thirds And to our shores, also, come | teaspoon ginger, two-thirds tea- side of the fence—or the | delicacies from other lands, safely | spoon cinnamon and one-fourth borne to us in protective tin con- | teaspoon nutmeg. Then add two 1 nations agree on one | tainers. From the sunny fields | beaten eggs and one and one-third advocate—good | of Hawaii we get our choicest [cups of milk. Heat in a double inod. The United States, because | pineapple—better pineapple than boiler and pour into a pie tin i. is the largest food canning |the horticulturists of kings ever | lined with pastry. Bake, having country in the world, is able to |learned to grow; from Russia, |the oven hot—450 degrees—for capply this good food to all na- | caviar which was formerly served | the first ten minutes, then reduce tions, and so our tin cans go out |at feasts of the Czar; mackerel | to 325 degrees for the remaining as messengers of good will to the | from the icy waters of Norway, | time—about thirty minutes or furthest corners of the world. put up in wine sauce; pimientos [until a knife, when inserted, In Pzlace and Peasant Hut The royal chef who prepares the holiday feast in Buckingham | American foods are also in grow- Just as we like to | Cover one and one-half pounds of land; crabmeat from far-off Japan. American ways of serving from Spain, bisquits from Hol- | comes out clean. And Don’t Forget Spareribs with Sauerkraut: Palace, puts into his famous |ing demand. dishes choice foods from “tins,” | serve spaghetti in the most ap- spareribs with plenty of water, as cans are termed in England: | proved Italian fashion, because | cover and cook for about an hour, the Arab peasant in soft blue [the Italians have perfected the adding more water if necessary. those heaps of es, gathering into his woven | ways its from the groves of orange | how to serve our corn-on-the-cob 2nd olive trees, looks forward to |in good old Dixie style, and our of serving this national | Have at least two cups of liquid golden | dish, other nations are learning |left on the meat at the end of an hour. Add the contents of one No. 2 can of sauerkraut, and con- the end of his day’s labor and a | baked beans after the manner of | tinue cooking for thirty minutes can of salmon for supper; the |New England. @ c¢narled Spanish woman, out on the road from Seville, who fries | which are dificult to serve in a | Season, There are many canned foods or until the meat is very tender and the liquid somewhat reduced. 4 and serve. gr £1 if desired, bunelos in pots of sizzling fat to | way more delicious than we serve This serves four persons. sell to the passersby, will perhaps | them in this country. California peaches, as the piéce de résist- feast on canned ance for her Sunday dinner. Pverv capital . urope, as well as planes that you are aware of | one-half cup of cottage cheese, or 3 only when you refer to vour atlas | pass it through a sieve and then | bacon IS crisp. Addis Ababa, Khar- | mix with one and one-third cups Here are a few of them: We Recommend Prune Garnish: as usual. I 3 well, and wrap a thin strip of kin Pie: Smooth | bacon around each prune. Fasten ar with a toothpick. Broil until the nish around the roast lamb.* Roast Lamb with Bacon and 4's Roast the lamb Drain a can of prunes Serve as a gar- Irwin — Work started remodeling:
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