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Some one remarked to me yes-
terday how remarkably well a cer-
tain woman here keeps her age. I
said: “Yes, she hasn't changed it
for the last ten years.”
They tell me we have a young
chap in town who has adopted a
new profession—he’s a lip stick
taster.
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A man from town, I think he
lives up town some where, went to
Lancaster and said to a lawyer: “I
want to know if I have grounds for
divorce 7”
The lawyer inquired:
married 7”
“Sure.”
“Of course you have.”
“Are you
At a certain restaurant a patron
said to the waiter: “See here. I
just found a collar button in my
soup.”
Waiter: “Thanks a lot. I have
been hunting the dern thing for
nearly a week.”
A certain man here said to his
wife: “From the first glimpse I
had of our new cook, I rather like
her. There sure is plenty of go
about her.”
The wife: “Right you are.
gone already.”
She’s |
In an argument in front of the
post office the other evening a fel-
low said: “I was born a Democrat,
raised a Democrat and I hope I die
a Democrat.”
A fellow standing nearby said:
“You poor fish, have you no ambi-
tion at all?”
An enterprising youngster
here
has started a new business. His
printed card gives the following
information:
Mr. J— E—
Personal Escorter
Tots and Kiddies took
to school and returned,
prompt in perfect cond-
dishin—if received that
way. Military discipline.
Rates 25c a week. Refined
conversashin, No extra
charge for nose wipin.
All 1 ast is a trial.
Sledge Hammer Poetry
Here's a sign I saw on a black-
smith shop in a nearby village:
“Work did hear with litnin speed
Satisfackshun garanteed,
Horshoin two is in my line,
That will stand the ware and
tare of time.”
While gathering news at Florin
yesterday our reporter remarked to
a woman there: “That your neigh-
bor singing? She sure has a sing-
ular voice.”
Reply: “Yes and I'm blamed glad
it isn’t plural.”
The keeper at our county jail
asked me what I thought of athle-
would be well to have them indulge
in all kinds of sports except cross-
country running.
Fellows, here’s a tip and a
mighty easy way to get rid of
hitch hikers. Keep a little sign han-
dy in your car and whenever you
leave a town, display it. “TAXI.”
A Motorist’s Luck
Several days ago a motorist said
to me: “Drive down town alone
and it’s very seldom you see a girl
waiting on a corner but drive down
town with your wife and you'll see
one on every corner.”
I said to a man down town: “Did
your wife have you on the carpet
for getting in so late last night?
“Well, it may have been the carpet
she had me on, but it felt more like
a red-hot stove to me.”
A boy came home from school
the other day with a lot of low
marks on his report card and was
“called” by his mother.
He said: “Aw, mom, you know
yourself things are always marked
down after the holiday.”
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HEALTH TALK |
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“Fashion is a supreme dictator.
No earthly ruler seems to have the
iron-bound hold upon the public
imagination as does this imperial-
ist. And throughout the ages it
was ever thus. While undoubtedly
an incalculable advance has been
made in the types of raiment and
ornaments now worn compared to
former days, the sad fact remains
that fashion still takes its toll in
the form of physical discomfort,
illness and even death,” states Doc-
tor Theodore B. Appel, Secretary
of Health.
“While the physical barbarities
which even yet are practiced in the
fashion’s name in the Australian
Bush are no part of civilization’s
conception of this tyrant, there is
a large amount of relative foolish-
ness connected with the recognition
of his power.
“Consider, for example, the over
coat. Fur coats especially are like-
ly to be worn in this latitude when
temperatures very definitely contra
spring-temperatured
day, even though the calendar says
it is December, most certainly does
not justify its use. Yet thousands
of women, in face of a high ther-
mometer, deliberately wear it ‘be-
cause it is stylish to do so.’ And
by the same token, thousands of
men will deliberately perspire in
similar garments or heavy woolen
ones for the same simple, very
simple, reason.
“Public health officials and all
physicians well know, that many
times the start of the serious res-
piratory diseases in the winter can
be directly traced to an illogical
and intemperate use ‘of heavy
clothes.
“To be ‘in style’ is perfectly all
right. In fact, it would not be
natural to be otherwise. However,
it would be exceedingly good busi-
ness for large numbers of people
to consult an outside temperature
before donning the extra-heavy
wraps in winter time.
“Remember, that the Arctic sea-
son in Pennsylvania does not nec-
essarily mean Arctic weather. To
forget this rather apparent fact
may result in serious illness. Often
it has caused death itself.”
INDUSTRIAL
The following record of industrial
activity lists items showing investment
of capital, employment of labor and
business activities and opportunities.
Information from which the para-
graphs are prepared is from local pa-
pers, usually of towns mentioned, and
may be considered generally correct.
Red Hill—$33,000 Junior High
School opened for inspection.
St. Marys—Mrs. Barbara Vogel pur-
chased Candy Kitchen property on
Erie Avenue,
Middletown—Athletic field at Grand
View graded and filled.
Oil City—Harry McSparren opening
grocery and meat market at 111 State
Street.
More then 800 men of Juniata Coun-
ty recently employed on state high-
ways.—Lewistown, The Sentinel,
Middletown—Borough Council plans
purchasing Hosiery mill building for
community hall, ete.
Bainbridge—Effort being made to se-
cure construction of bridge across Sus-
street lad. “It says: Who was
your mother before she was married
and I didn’t have a mother before
she was married.”
One of our old residenters here
said to me:
“Maybe the girls weren't quite so
attractive looking in the good old
days when they wore cotton hose.
But they didn’t have to be. They
knew how to cook.”
Here’s one just leaked out. A
gang from town were fishing at
Bowers’ Beach. Two of them got
into an argument and one pushed
the other overboard. The chap in the
water cried: “Drop me a line.”
The fellow who pushed him ov-
erboard yelled: “Oh yes, dear, and
you write me some time, too.”
A guy downtown boasts about
having M. P. to his name but why
should I feel worried. Every shrimp
I ever saw has that same thing on
the end of its name.
“Is this the train to Harris-
burg?” said a lady to the brake-
man at the station here. He said:
“Well, lady, the station agent, the
engineer, the fireman, the conductor
and the chap in the diner say it is
and that is all I know.”
I read in an exchange that “Ba-
bies developed from the bite of a
dog last October.”
“I don’t know how to fill out this
question,” said a West Donegal
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quehanna River here.
Troy—Proposed change of Roosevelt
Highway where it passes under Penn-
sylvania Railroad here, discussed at
recent meeting of Business Men's Club.
Brookville—Two local bridges may
be rebuilt.
Beaver—Cook-Anderson County, this
city, received $104,223 general contract
for rebuilding Beaver County court-
house.
Loganton—Preliminary work started
for new bridge over Summer Creek
near here.
Elrama—Volunteer Fire Department
formed here.
Wellsboro—A., H. Austin plans erect-
ing mausoleum next spring.
Blairsville—Wholesale firm of A.
Lamantia opened retail store on Mar-
ket Street.
Lewistown—People’s Cut Rate Store
formally opened at corner West Mar-
ket and Wayne streets.
York Engineering Company prepar-
ing to reconstruct three sections of
Lincoln Highway, between York and
Wrightsville,
Knox—Knox Theatre opened.
Springfield—M. . F. Williams re-
modeled and improved funeral parlor,
33 West Baltimore Avenue, Clifton
Heights.
Emaus—Emaus Printing and Publish-
ing Company completed program of ex-
pansion and renovation at their plant
at 5th and Jubilee streets.
West Conshohocken — Moorehead
Avenue to be built entire length with
county relief aid.
Farris Engineering Company, Pitts-
burgh, received $24,425 contract for
one-half mile paving from Zelienpole
Borough toward Elwood City.
Suburban Construction Company,
Devon, received $99,459 contract for
rebuilding section of Route No. 1 be-
tween Kennersville and Forrestville.
Jamestown—Work on Pymathning
Dam nearing completion.
Lomirka market, Pennsylvania Avenue
to make room for installation of equip-
ment for handling frozen foods.
Clearfield — Helmbold & Stewart
moved to new location in Snyder
building.
New Castle—Pittsburg & Lake Erie
Railroad Company let contract to Clyde
Filfillan Company for construction of
station here.
Wilkinsburg—New investment coun-
sel firm of Morgan, Underwood and
Butler, opened offices at 2201 First Na-
tional Bank building.
Muncy—New Nation Wide Grocery,
formerly H. A. Long's opened recently.
Mercershurg—Repair work on theatre
progressing rapidly.
Lykens—New bridge west of here,
spanning Wiconisco Creek, opened to
traffic,
Wagontown—Work started on build-
ing old King’s Highway from Compass
to this city.
Messengers of Good Will .
and national debts.
are largely a
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ree on the question of tariffs | for the cargoes of tin cans which | thirds cup sugar, mixed with two-
thirds teaspoon salt, two-thirds
And to our shores, also, come | teaspoon ginger, two-thirds tea-
side of the fence—or the | delicacies from other lands, safely | spoon cinnamon and one-fourth
borne to us in protective tin con- | teaspoon nutmeg. Then add two
1 nations agree on one | tainers. From the sunny fields | beaten eggs and one and one-third
advocate—good | of Hawaii we get our choicest [cups of milk. Heat in a double
inod. The United States, because | pineapple—better pineapple than boiler and pour into a pie tin
i. is the largest food canning |the horticulturists of kings ever | lined with pastry. Bake, having
country in the world, is able to |learned to grow; from Russia, |the oven hot—450 degrees—for
capply this good food to all na- | caviar which was formerly served | the first ten minutes, then reduce
tions, and so our tin cans go out |at feasts of the Czar; mackerel | to 325 degrees for the remaining
as messengers of good will to the | from the icy waters of Norway, | time—about thirty minutes or
furthest corners of the world. put up in wine sauce; pimientos [until a knife, when inserted,
In Pzlace and Peasant Hut
The royal chef who prepares
the holiday feast in Buckingham | American foods are also in grow-
Just as we like to | Cover one and one-half pounds of
land; crabmeat from far-off Japan.
American ways of serving
from Spain, bisquits from Hol- | comes out clean.
And Don’t Forget
Spareribs with Sauerkraut:
Palace, puts into his famous |ing demand.
dishes choice foods from “tins,” | serve spaghetti in the most ap- spareribs with plenty of water,
as cans are termed in England: | proved Italian fashion, because | cover and cook for about an hour,
the Arab peasant in soft blue [the Italians have perfected the adding more water if necessary.
those heaps of
es, gathering into his woven | ways
its from the groves of orange | how to serve our corn-on-the-cob
2nd olive trees, looks forward to |in good old Dixie style, and our
of serving this
national | Have at least two cups of liquid
golden | dish, other nations are learning |left on the meat at the end of
an hour. Add the contents of one
No. 2 can of sauerkraut, and con-
the end of his day’s labor and a | baked beans after the manner of | tinue cooking for thirty minutes
can of salmon for supper; the |New England.
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c¢narled Spanish woman, out on
the road from Seville, who fries | which are dificult to serve in a | Season,
There are many canned foods
or until the meat is very tender
and the liquid somewhat reduced. 4
and serve. gr £1
if desired,
bunelos in pots of sizzling fat to | way more delicious than we serve This serves four persons.
sell to the passersby, will perhaps | them in this country.
California
peaches, as the piéce de résist-
feast on canned
ance for her Sunday dinner.
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urope, as well
as planes that you are aware of | one-half cup of cottage cheese, or 3
only when you refer to vour atlas | pass it through a sieve and then | bacon IS crisp.
Addis Ababa, Khar- | mix with one and one-third cups
Here are
a few of them:
We Recommend
Prune Garnish:
as usual. I 3
well, and wrap a thin strip of
kin Pie: Smooth | bacon around each prune. Fasten
ar with a toothpick. Broil until the
nish around the roast lamb.*
Roast Lamb with Bacon and 4's
Roast the lamb
Drain a can of prunes
Serve as a gar-
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