WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE THREB a handle % Vo \ The Union National Mount Joy Bank MOUNT JOY, PA. 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ROHR : OUNT JOY, PENNA. | i wat Bigger and Better Each Year Mount Joy’s 10th Annual Community Exhisit October 22-23-24, 1931 COMPLETE PREMIUM LIST CORN EXHIBIT Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station CLARENCE GARBER, Chairman 10 Ears Constitute an Exhibit First Second Third | 6 the seat of his pants is worn so A—Yellow Dent ................ LE $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon thin sittin around waitin for business Cop Yellow Dent 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | that if he sits on a dime he can tell C—Lancaster County Sure Crop 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | whether it is head or tail. i... iii cardi aie Ribbon nn E—Best Single Ear, Each Class 1.00 Believe me that’s nothin. Mine are F—Pop Corn: Yellow 0. ada, 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | worn so blamed thin that if I sit on a White oo... a... lion ies 200 1.00 Ribbon |dime I can tell the date of it. G—8Sweet Com ........vc ier issn, 1.00 0 Ribbon 3 _ —;—;— S— ——— : A certain father here was anxiously Yellow Dent o.oo ivi emda $300 $200 Ribbon|2iling the news of the stork’s ar- es > . rival at the hospital when he re- White Cap .... 0c i ia vende, 3.00 2.00 Ribbon ceived this telegram from his wife: Sure Crop Serer 3.00 2.00 Ribbon “Gave birth to baby girl this morn- Large Classes ing Stop Baby and I both well and Yongest Ear iin iain Ribbon happy.” Heaviest Bar ............. 000 0 i nasi, Ribbon On the corner of the envelope con- 3% taining the telegram was this label: POTATOES “When you want a boy, ring Western Union.” Rohrer’s Garage LEVI EBY, Chairman This conversation was overheard be- One-Half Peck Constitutes an Exhibit tween two pupils back at school the First Second Third | other day: Cobblers. vi ee ee $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon | “If “Minnie” in Indian, means water, White Sprout (Green Mt. Gold Coin) .............. 200 100 Ribbon | what does Minnesota mean?” i" Blue Sprouts, Russets, Rural, Raleigh, Carman No. 3) 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | “Aw, don’t be dumb all your life— BY. iE es 200 100 Ribbon |!t means sota water. Rose of BIN... ....i 00d. ih ic dni 2.00 1.00 Ribbon Wie following conversation: was Sweepstakes, (Best in the Exhibit) sire sya Ribbon overheard iti an Fast Main street Dare Heaviest Potato, any variety 000. Ribbon lor the other night: All other varieties in one class. He: “Every time I see you my heart beats faster. I feel so strong and virile. SWEET POTATOES Do you know what that means?” oss des iii ny ans vane ss $200 $1.00 Ribbon | She: “Yes. It means that in about SMALL GRAINS EXHIBIT Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station CLARENCE REIST, Chairman Wheat, Bearded or Smooth ........ 0 ees $1.00 $ 50 Ribbon Oats 1.00 90 Ribbon Two quarts of cleaned grain constitutes an exhibit. The grain should be brought to the exhibit in a two quart jar in which it will be exhibited. The grain should be bright and free from all noxious weeds and small grains. VEGETABLES Rohrer’s Garage DAVID WITMER, Chairman First Second Third | give her little son a dose of castor oil Parsnips, B.stalks 0... ie ise $75 §$.50 Ribbon | and asked him how he preferred tak- Seets, 5 Specimens, Storage and Summer ........... 5 50 Ribbon | ing it. He said: “With a fork mom.” Celery. 3 Specimens... i. ch vie sas 75 50 Ribbon fie Turnips, Five Specimens 7... ..... oad ui i. 75 50 Ribbon| “Who broke this china plate?” said Carrots, Five Specimens, Storage and Summer ...... 05 50 Ribbon | a Marietta street woman. String Beans, 15 Specimens, Green.................. 15 50 Ribbon | “The cat” came the reply. “You String Beans, 15 Specimens, Yellow ................. 5 50 Ribbon | have a cat, don’t you? Lima Beans, Fresh Hulled, One Pint................. 5 .50 Ribbon TNT Sov Beans ORe Bint... inion a5 50 Ribbon | Id certainly like to know how Me- . : 5 1% thuselah lived 969 years and they tell Endive:’l. Broad, one specimen..................... 75 .50 Ribbon" >= : ’ a 4 : pe re me there were no regular doctors in 5 5 P Sey one specimen '.......... 00 5 50 Ribbon | 4 days. umpkin, One Cushaw, or Long Neck, best specimen ............. 75 50 Ribbon Here's ohne wae overheard in a col Barrel, best specimen 0.0 75 50 Ribbon | ored school in Steelton: Field or Cow, best specimen a5 .50 Ribbon “Will you boys please stop ex- Pie, best specimen a9 00 Ribbon | ¢} anging notes in the back of the Onions: Yellow, five .. oi... 0 ciliaris 5 50 Ribbon | room?” White, fiver... ul. ie liad, 75 50 Ribbon| Reply: “Them ain't notes. Them’s Peppers, ve. oo ri ne Nai 75 .50 Ribbon | dollar bills. We're shootin craps.” Cabbage sone Read «ov. hii. iii i as 75 50 Ribbon | Teacher: “Oh, pardon me. Fog 0... 0 noid iii 75 50 Ribbon : Cauliflower, ONE 7... ioe sin 75 .50 Ribbon| A certain chap and 1 from town Head Lettuee, one specimen 0h. 75 .30 Ribbon Stopped overnight Bt Phi elphia, Xe dR Pret rae ree er Sr eerie ay . thought it was a Yiddish hotel be- Swiss Chard, one specimen. ............... ov. 0 ba. 7 50 Ribbon cause all the waiters went around say- Spinach, one salle Lo. cil. 0 75 0 Ribbon “Jewish coffee?” Salsify, five... oii at ar in 50 Ribbon Sunflower done J. 0... 00, a ES Gan J5 50 Ribbon| The vacuum cleaner salesman who Gourd, ONE: oii nis ves beast 15 50 Ribbon | called on President Hoover's wife and Sauash, one... 0 ee a a Jg5 50 Ribbon | inquired: “Have you a little Hoover Tomatoes, five uc... cous iii iin 5 50 Ribbon |in your home?” must have felt most Radishes, five. Loh. iol. bio nin, 15 50 Ribbon | dern cheap when he discovered who EGGS Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station CLARENCE REIST, Chairman First Second Third White... ... oc ii Nr aa $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon Brown i... i dn st i Sd de Sd 2.00 1.00 Ribbon oh contami rman aaa 2.00 1.00 Ribbon Sweepstakes i Ribbon One dozen eggs constitutes an exhibit. Eggs should be clean and fresh. not more than seven days old. They should be uniform in size and should weigh at least twenty-four oumces. FRUIT Rohrer’s Garage ELMER SNYDER, Chairman APPLES—Stayman Winesap, York, Paragon, Grimes Golden, Smoke house, Rome beauty, Baldwin, Winter Banana, Jonathan, King David, Spy, Fallo- water, Pippin, Russett, Delicious, Ben Davis and all other varieties. First: $1.00 Second: 50c Third: Ribbon Sweepstakes: Ribbon Five apples constitute an exhibit. They should be uniform in size and shape and free from all blemishes. rT OWL-LAFFS Now that the Great Edison has pas- sed away we are inquisitive to know who'll take his place. A couple fel- lows I spoke to, say they can’t be bothered sittin around thinkin up patents. Heard Anna Kramer say that if she ever goes to Perry County again, she'll take a bicycle along to get around the hills, but I really think a tractor would be better and safer. If times get much worse I don't know what we'll do. They're so hard now that a certain business man tells five minutes you and I are going to have a wrestling match.” About the only business that is real prosperous nowadays is monkey busi- ness. Mrs. Lindbergh has flown with her husband thousands of miles so far without ever having to go back for something she forgot; but, my lands— where’s the baby? A certain lady here was about to he was speaking to. A certain man told me he got all his money by hard work. I told him I thought he inherited it and he replied that he did but it re- quired hard work to get it away from the lawyers. Roy Sheetz tells me the hardest case he ever heard of was the man who shot himself, they found the knife by his side and then the neighbors wanted to know who poisoned him. Roy said he hanged himself. If that’s the kind they tell at Legion Conventions, I think I'll go fishing. A lad from Florin says his girl only wears three things and two of them are shoes. Of all the liars, here’s the guy who First Second Third PEARS: Any variety, best plate..................... $100 $ .50 Ribbon QUINCES: Ary variety . ici A 1.00 .50 Ribbon | GRAPES: Blue, 3iclusters . i... Lai. 4 1.00 .50 Ribbon | White, 3 clustere 0 1.00 .50 Ribbon | NUTS Rohrer’s Garage ELMER SNYDER, Chairman First Second Third | Black Walnut, 12'specimens $1.00 $50 Ribbon | ing.” English Walnuts, 12 specimens ...................... 1.00 50 Ribbon | Shell Bark, 12 specimens ................ coi olin 1.00 50 Ribbon | (Turn to Page Six) gets the barlow. He was showing us an orchard of large grapefruit when he remarked: “Owing to the dry weather these lemons are not as large as usual.” Shortly thereafter we were standing | gazing into the river when he remark- | this would be a wonderful time for on the new bridge at Columbia and ed: “I wonder whose radiator is leak- We have a chap here who thinks those Pilgrim Fathers to be alive. They 9 gave thanks for dry land and they sure i could get their fill of it now. Al Laskewitz says that College is! 1 mostly a give and take affair. You | give them money and take examina- | be | Woolens rm | | A married woman on Mt. Joy street 5 said to her husband: “The man I re- | | . fused before you, is nov rich.” | Now On Display He replied: “Pleas¢’ remember, he | didn't marry you.” | A WISE OWL. ms a tll A meen: | 156 Game Killers '{ Come In and Make Your Field officers of the Game Commis- sion brought 150 prosecutions during Selection Before the September mostly for dogs chasing game illegally and pre-season hunting. | Ch . P A Are All Picked Out . Koon Enjoyment forSmokers ms of Pipe and. Weiss Tailoring Co. Ci Hh MERCHANT TAILORS igare es 106 E. Vine, LANCASTER, PA. 4 CLEANERS ¢ d DYERS | TERRIBLE Phone Mt. Joy 174R13 FLORIN, PA. hy > HEAD COLDS Zonite disinfects the nose, mouth and throat. An activegermicide. Use regular! and you won't have colds. 30¢, 60¢ and $1.00 Time counts In applying for patents. Don’t risk de- lay In protecting your ideas. Send sketch or model! for instructions or write for FREE book, “How to Obtain a Patent” and “Record of Invention’ form. No charge for ine J hi y y formation on how to proceed Communica spouting, Roofing and tions strictly confidential. Prompt, careful, Tinning Hot Air Heating efficient service. CLARENCE A. O'BRIEN Registered Patent Attorney 43-A Security Savings & Commereial Bank Building (Directly across street from Patent Office) WASHINGTON, D. C. BROWN’S TIN SHOP Phone 109R2 33 West Main St, MT. JOY, PA. | HOW ARE YOUR SHOES? DON'T WAIT TOO LONG BERING THEM IN CITY SHOE REPAIRING CO. OOOOH VE. HAVE QUALITY MEATS K rall’'s Meat Market | West MOUNT JOY | X= Main St. Se | S T O IN E MID-SUMMER SALE OF — Furniture Berore placing your orde | That was sold for storage charges. elsewhere, see us. { Living Room Suites, $10.00 to $60.00 Crushed Stone, Also manufac | Bed Room Suites, $10.00 to $50.00 [LIers { Blocks | Dining Room Suites, oi to $50.00 Loa 06 | Breakfast Suites, 15.00 to $39.00 Suds and Lantels. | Wicker Suites $13.50 di | Bureaus, Buffets,. Kitchen Cabinets, Chifforobes, Couches, Hall Racks, J. N. Stauffer & Bro MOUNT JOY, PA. | Tables, Rockers, Chairs, Rugs, Table, | Floor and Bridge Lamps, Cribs, Mat- tresses, Brass and Iren Beds, Bed | Springs, Parlor Tables, Card Tables, | Chinaware, etc. Beginning Friday, Oct. 9 | Mohair Living Room Suite, : Sale Price 0k $39.50 I WILL OPEN A | Cut Velour Living Room Suite, i Sale Price ......... cola. ...$60.00 NEW TONSORIAL PARLOR | pining Room Suite, Sale Price, $50.00 In The Donaven Building j Pird s-eye Maple Bed Room Suite, Sale Price ............} .00 Pay us a visit and see what we have to offer you. I. A. SHIFFER, Hardware 12 S. Market St., Elizabethtown, Pa. East Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA. I will appreciate a share of your patronage BURLE SCHOFIELD oct7-tf, F E E L Your Hair Mark Off Every 16th Day On Your Calendar For a. HAIRCUT SIGNS Sho Cards, Muslin. Oilcloth, Wood, Metal, Glass and Gold. ALSO ELECTRIC SIGNS | a ’ And NEON SIGNS Hershey's Barber Sketches Free : Phone 56R3 Low Prices Agent For Manhattan Laundry J. G. SHAEFFER MOUNT JOY; PA. When in need of Printing, (anything) *, Jun24.3mo kindly remember the Byiletin.
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