WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1931
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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The Union National
Mount Joy Bank
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Capital, Surplus and Profits, $502,000.00
Can Serve You as Executor, Administrator, Assignee,
Receiver, Guardian, Registrar of Stocks and
Bonds, Trustee, etc.
—at the—
LASKEWITZ STORE
Special on Shoes
We Have a New Variety of Styles at Very Low Prices
Ladies’ Straps, Operas, Laces and Ties, all styles
of heels at $1.95
Children’s Oxfords and Pomps . ............. $ 98
HB Boys Oxfords and Pumps ................. $1.95
Men's Oxfords, Goodyear Welts ........... 82.45
Men's Heavy Work Shoes... ............... $1.95
Children’s Shoes, sizes 3 to 8, Patent Comb. ..§ .98
a Children’s Oxfords & Pumps, upto 11 ....... $ 98
New Fall Merchandise of New Styles
At the Very Lowest Prices
8 ladies’ Silk Crepe Dresses
m Ladies’ French Panties and Bloomers in Silk ..§ .25
B- Lodies’ Nicht Gowns ..................... 8 43
g Ladies’ Rayon Silk Princess Slips ........... S$ 48
sa Many House Dresses ..................... $ 48
= Tadies Sill Hose, per pair... ...... i icine 25¢
B® Men’s Mixed Work Socks ............. 3 pair 25¢
8 Mens Heavy Suspenders. ................... 258
B Men’s Riveted Overalls and Work Pants ...... OR
m Lot Articles too Many to Mention at Reduced Prices.
= SHOE REPAIRING—Done While You Wait
m Men’s Leather and Rubber Heels ............ 35¢
m Ladies’ Leather .nd Rubber Heels ........... 25¢
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Mount Joy’s 10th Annual
Community Exhisit
October 22-23-24, 1931
COMPLETE PREMIUM LIST
CORN EXHIBIT
Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station
CLARENCE GARBER, Chairman
10 Ears Constitute an Exhibit
First Second Third | 6 the seat of his pants is worn so
A—Yellow Dent ................ LE $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon thin sittin around waitin for business
Cop Yellow Dent 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | that if he sits on a dime he can tell
C—Lancaster County Sure Crop 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | whether it is head or tail.
i... iii cardi aie Ribbon nn
E—Best Single Ear, Each Class 1.00 Believe me that’s nothin. Mine are
F—Pop Corn: Yellow 0. ada, 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | worn so blamed thin that if I sit on a
White oo... a... lion ies 200 1.00 Ribbon |dime I can tell the date of it.
G—8Sweet Com ........vc ier issn, 1.00 0 Ribbon 3 _ —;—;— S— ——— :
A certain father here was anxiously
Yellow Dent o.oo ivi emda $300 $200 Ribbon|2iling the news of the stork’s ar-
es > . rival at the hospital when he re-
White Cap .... 0c i ia vende, 3.00 2.00 Ribbon ceived this telegram from his wife:
Sure Crop Serer 3.00 2.00 Ribbon “Gave birth to baby girl this morn-
Large Classes ing Stop Baby and I both well and
Yongest Ear iin iain Ribbon happy.”
Heaviest Bar ............. 000 0 i nasi, Ribbon On the corner of the envelope con-
3% taining the telegram was this label:
POTATOES “When you want a boy, ring Western
Union.”
Rohrer’s Garage
LEVI EBY, Chairman This conversation was overheard be-
One-Half Peck Constitutes an Exhibit tween two pupils back at school the
First Second Third | other day:
Cobblers. vi ee ee $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon | “If “Minnie” in Indian, means water,
White Sprout (Green Mt. Gold Coin) .............. 200 100 Ribbon | what does Minnesota mean?” i"
Blue Sprouts, Russets, Rural, Raleigh, Carman No. 3) 2.00 1.00 Ribbon | “Aw, don’t be dumb all your life—
BY. iE es 200 100 Ribbon |!t means sota water.
Rose of BIN... ....i 00d. ih ic dni 2.00 1.00 Ribbon Wie following conversation: was
Sweepstakes, (Best in the Exhibit) sire sya Ribbon overheard iti an Fast Main street Dare
Heaviest Potato, any variety 000. Ribbon lor the other night:
All other varieties in one class. He: “Every time I see you my heart
beats faster. I feel so strong and virile.
SWEET POTATOES Do you know what that means?”
oss des iii ny ans vane ss $200 $1.00 Ribbon | She: “Yes. It means that in about
SMALL GRAINS EXHIBIT
Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station
CLARENCE REIST, Chairman
Wheat, Bearded or Smooth ........ 0 ees $1.00 $ 50 Ribbon
Oats 1.00 90 Ribbon
Two quarts of cleaned grain constitutes an exhibit. The grain should be
brought to the exhibit in a two quart jar in which it will be exhibited. The
grain should be bright and free from all noxious weeds and small grains.
VEGETABLES
Rohrer’s Garage
DAVID WITMER, Chairman
First Second Third | give her little son a dose of castor oil
Parsnips, B.stalks 0... ie ise $75 §$.50 Ribbon | and asked him how he preferred tak-
Seets, 5 Specimens, Storage and Summer ........... 5 50 Ribbon | ing it. He said: “With a fork mom.”
Celery. 3 Specimens... i. ch vie sas 75 50 Ribbon fie
Turnips, Five Specimens 7... ..... oad ui i. 75 50 Ribbon| “Who broke this china plate?” said
Carrots, Five Specimens, Storage and Summer ...... 05 50 Ribbon | a Marietta street woman.
String Beans, 15 Specimens, Green.................. 15 50 Ribbon | “The cat” came the reply. “You
String Beans, 15 Specimens, Yellow ................. 5 50 Ribbon | have a cat, don’t you?
Lima Beans, Fresh Hulled, One Pint................. 5 .50 Ribbon TNT
Sov Beans ORe Bint... inion a5 50 Ribbon | Id certainly like to know how Me-
. : 5 1% thuselah lived 969 years and they tell
Endive:’l. Broad, one specimen..................... 75 .50 Ribbon" >= : ’ a
4 : pe re me there were no regular doctors in
5 5 P Sey one specimen '.......... 00 5 50 Ribbon | 4 days.
umpkin, One
Cushaw, or Long Neck, best specimen ............. 75 50 Ribbon Here's ohne wae overheard in a col
Barrel, best specimen 0.0 75 50 Ribbon | ored school in Steelton:
Field or Cow, best specimen a5 .50 Ribbon “Will you boys please stop ex-
Pie, best specimen a9 00 Ribbon | ¢} anging notes in the back of the
Onions: Yellow, five .. oi... 0 ciliaris 5 50 Ribbon | room?”
White, fiver... ul. ie liad, 75 50 Ribbon| Reply: “Them ain't notes. Them’s
Peppers, ve. oo ri ne Nai 75 .50 Ribbon | dollar bills. We're shootin craps.”
Cabbage sone Read «ov. hii. iii i as 75 50 Ribbon | Teacher: “Oh, pardon me.
Fog 0... 0 noid iii 75 50 Ribbon :
Cauliflower, ONE 7... ioe sin 75 .50 Ribbon| A certain chap and 1 from town
Head Lettuee, one specimen 0h. 75 .30 Ribbon Stopped overnight Bt Phi elphia, Xe
dR Pret rae ree er Sr eerie ay . thought it was a Yiddish hotel be-
Swiss Chard, one specimen. ............... ov. 0 ba. 7 50 Ribbon cause all the waiters went around say-
Spinach, one salle Lo. cil. 0 75 0 Ribbon “Jewish coffee?”
Salsify, five... oii at ar in 50 Ribbon
Sunflower done J. 0... 00, a ES Gan J5 50 Ribbon| The vacuum cleaner salesman who
Gourd, ONE: oii nis ves beast 15 50 Ribbon | called on President Hoover's wife and
Sauash, one... 0 ee a a Jg5 50 Ribbon | inquired: “Have you a little Hoover
Tomatoes, five uc... cous iii iin 5 50 Ribbon |in your home?” must have felt most
Radishes, five. Loh. iol. bio nin, 15 50 Ribbon | dern cheap when he discovered who
EGGS
Former Newcomer Hardware Building Opposite Old P. R. R. Station
CLARENCE REIST, Chairman
First Second Third
White... ... oc ii Nr aa $2.00 $1.00 Ribbon
Brown i... i dn st i Sd de Sd 2.00 1.00 Ribbon
oh contami rman aaa 2.00 1.00 Ribbon
Sweepstakes i Ribbon
One dozen eggs constitutes an exhibit. Eggs should be clean and fresh.
not more than seven days old. They should be uniform in size and should
weigh at least twenty-four oumces.
FRUIT
Rohrer’s Garage
ELMER SNYDER, Chairman
APPLES—Stayman Winesap, York, Paragon, Grimes Golden, Smoke house,
Rome beauty, Baldwin, Winter Banana, Jonathan, King David, Spy, Fallo-
water, Pippin, Russett, Delicious, Ben Davis and all other varieties.
First: $1.00 Second: 50c Third: Ribbon Sweepstakes: Ribbon
Five apples constitute an exhibit. They should be uniform in size and
shape and free from all blemishes.
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OWL-LAFFS
Now that the Great Edison has pas-
sed away we are inquisitive to know
who'll take his place. A couple fel-
lows I spoke to, say they can’t be
bothered sittin around thinkin up
patents.
Heard Anna Kramer say that if she
ever goes to Perry County again, she'll
take a bicycle along to get around the
hills, but I really think a tractor would
be better and safer.
If times get much worse I don't
know what we'll do. They're so hard
now that a certain business man tells
five minutes you and I are going to
have a wrestling match.”
About the only business that is real
prosperous nowadays is monkey busi-
ness.
Mrs. Lindbergh has flown with her
husband thousands of miles so far
without ever having to go back for
something she forgot; but, my lands—
where’s the baby?
A certain lady here was about to
he was speaking to.
A certain man told me he got all his
money by hard work.
I told him I thought he inherited it
and he replied that he did but it re-
quired hard work to get it away from
the lawyers.
Roy Sheetz tells me the hardest case
he ever heard of was the man who
shot himself, they found the knife by
his side and then the neighbors wanted
to know who poisoned him. Roy said
he hanged himself.
If that’s the kind they tell at Legion
Conventions, I think I'll go fishing.
A lad from Florin says his girl only
wears three things and two of them
are shoes.
Of all the liars, here’s the guy who
First Second Third
PEARS: Any variety, best plate..................... $100 $ .50 Ribbon
QUINCES: Ary variety . ici A 1.00 .50 Ribbon |
GRAPES: Blue, 3iclusters . i... Lai. 4 1.00 .50 Ribbon |
White, 3 clustere 0 1.00 .50 Ribbon |
NUTS
Rohrer’s Garage
ELMER SNYDER, Chairman
First Second Third |
Black Walnut, 12'specimens $1.00 $50 Ribbon | ing.”
English Walnuts, 12 specimens ...................... 1.00 50 Ribbon |
Shell Bark, 12 specimens ................ coi olin 1.00 50 Ribbon |
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gets the barlow. He was showing us
an orchard of large grapefruit when he
remarked: “Owing to the dry weather
these lemons are not as large as usual.”
Shortly thereafter we were standing
| gazing into the river when he remark-
| this would be a wonderful time for
on the new bridge at Columbia and
ed: “I wonder whose radiator is leak-
We have a chap here who thinks
those Pilgrim Fathers to be alive. They 9
gave thanks for dry land and they sure i
could get their fill of it now.
Al Laskewitz says that College is! 1
mostly a give and take affair. You |
give them money and take examina- |
be | Woolens
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A married woman on Mt. Joy street 5
said to her husband: “The man I re- | | .
fused before you, is nov rich.” | Now On Display
He replied: “Pleas¢’ remember, he |
didn't marry you.” |
A WISE OWL.
ms a tll A meen: |
156 Game Killers '{ Come In and Make Your
Field officers of the Game Commis-
sion brought 150 prosecutions during Selection Before the
September mostly for dogs chasing
game illegally and pre-season hunting. | Ch . P A
Are All Picked Out
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S T O IN E MID-SUMMER SALE OF
— Furniture
Berore placing your orde | That was sold for storage charges.
elsewhere, see us. { Living Room Suites, $10.00 to $60.00
Crushed Stone, Also manufac | Bed Room Suites, $10.00 to $50.00
[LIers { Blocks | Dining Room Suites, oi to $50.00
Loa 06 | Breakfast Suites, 15.00 to $39.00
Suds and Lantels. | Wicker Suites $13.50
di | Bureaus, Buffets,. Kitchen Cabinets,
Chifforobes, Couches, Hall Racks,
J. N. Stauffer & Bro
MOUNT JOY, PA.
| Tables, Rockers, Chairs, Rugs, Table,
| Floor and Bridge Lamps, Cribs, Mat-
tresses, Brass and Iren Beds, Bed
| Springs, Parlor Tables, Card Tables,
| Chinaware, etc.
Beginning Friday, Oct. 9 | Mohair Living Room Suite,
: Sale Price 0k $39.50
I WILL OPEN A | Cut Velour Living Room Suite,
i Sale Price ......... cola. ...$60.00
NEW TONSORIAL PARLOR | pining Room Suite, Sale Price, $50.00
In The Donaven Building j Pird s-eye Maple Bed Room
Suite, Sale Price ............} .00
Pay us a visit and see what we have
to offer you.
I. A. SHIFFER, Hardware
12 S. Market St., Elizabethtown, Pa.
East Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA.
I will appreciate a share of your
patronage
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