-- Lid Vl WEDNESDAY, DEC. 10th, 1930 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JuY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE THRE BRETHREN’S 1931 OWL-LAFFS : APPOINTMENTS PY ee “ i] - fee LN & ® bl (From page 1) * Manor (N. Heisey); Pequea; *Newtown Mar. 1—Conoy (V. B. Hilsher); *E’'- : town; *York Co.; Manheim (Harvey Smeltzer); *Mt. Pleasant; Refton; New- town (J. Lindemuth). Mar. 8—Cross Roads (C. N. Hersh. ey); *Maytown; Nastersonville; Manor; N Pequea (Charles Dagon). % Mar. 15—E'town; *Conoy; York Co.; Mt. Pleasant (C. Moyer); *Manheim; Refton. Mar. 22—Maytown (Paris Koser); \ | prose Roads; Mastersonville (Isaac | Brandt); Manor (Fred Frey, Jr.);. Pe- |quea; *Newtown. ; Mar. 29—Conoy (J. Shelly); *E’'town; |*York Co.; Manhei Eli i ; *Mt. a 2 —— I at y a ean Gina) wu Bn a | April 5—Cross Roads (A. Zercher); ¥ 3 ¥ » 0. Ww. L | *Maytown; Mastersonville; Manor; Pe Fy EVERREADY OUTFIT A augy. (I. 2. bess). WILLIAMS’ = 8 2 (On With Laeughtes 9 Mien "town; *Conoy; York Co.; i A RAZOR and 12 BLADES / MY ee (Joseph Gish); *Manheim; A 4d S$ ve : : x : April 19—Maytown (Paul Koser); tn FOR 49¢ A I am sorry that we cannot reprint Roads; Mastersonville (Al. Faus); § i i 8 all the deer stories we've heard last]Manor (Christ Musser); Pequea; *New- fi ¥ Rl week. It's a cinch they’d be better |toWn.. » a xe pov! a a x 3 = April 26—Conoy (L. Smith); *E’town; TR SR TR SR RA A RT A A A RoR Pe RTE Fa TT TR RS RA RS RS RE RARER RS RA REAR RE SA Na Rs than our owl laffs. *York Co.; ony io (M. A Mt. Pleasant; Refton; Newtown (I. T. Gin- Ya der). 4 STATIONERY—Writing Pap and Correspondence Cards are needed every day, 25c¢ t0| guturday night a man on East Main ey 3—Cross Roads (I. M. Woigs- Go . : . : vee te shave. .; said: th); *M ; ile; . $1.50—The Roycroft brand in Beautiful boxes, Fountain Pens — The celebrated Chilton. [street tried to shave and said: “I|mut Y Mastersonvile: Ma can't understand why my razor won't} “may “10 “Conoy; York Co.; Bibles and Testaments for all all prices, Books for the youngest and oldest. Our 75¢ | cut.” Mt. Pleasant (Levi Martin); *Manheim; : ; wife said: “You don’t mean to |Refton. : during the mon ; H's wi } May 17 — Mayt J. Strickler); Books are yours for 60c each, th of December tell me that your whiskers are tough AC Roads; A iis , |e than our linoleum.” Manor (Fred Frey, Sr.); Pe- : TEVA - y \ 3 quea; *Newtown. Candies--Always acceptable, many brahds at 49¢, 50c, 59, $1, and $1.50—Also Mellinger’s Sinn wa "May 24—-Conoy (I. Heisey); *E'town; : : Fellows if your wife ever declares I iy ane (D. Bradley); PERFUMERY—First is Coty’s, a Paris Special, $50.00 assortment. New York brands: Pal-|she will get after you with an axe,| May 3i—Cross Roads (Joe Wolge- mer, Special prices to suit any pocket book. \TOILET SETS—Comb, Brush and Mirror, $2.50 to $3.95. \ Re AKT ITE TA TE TET TR BE TS FE PIE TR IE RE PEPE TEE 0 # all IL TE TELE IEE TE TEI TE TELE RAE RETR PETE HBT If so, you will want your SALE BILLS PRINTED at don’t believe her. seen a woman who would cut wood. fellow Monday and I heard of a ing deer last carried before 1 undressed?” “Well there ain't that He said: no around here agin’ undressin.” ” I have never yet who was hunt- She said: “Why didn’t you tell me law muth); *Maytown; Mastersonville; Ma- nor; Pequea (Henry Hostetter). June 7—E’town; *Conoy; York Co.; Mt. Pleasant (H. Garman); *Manheim; Refton. June 14—Maytown (Annie Heisey); a |*Cross Roads; Mastersonville (Jacob M. Stars Denote Sunday Evening Services () Denotes Saturday Evening Previous Councils—Lancaster Feb. 3; May 15 evening; Pequea Aug. 22; Manor Ref- His Golden ~ Wedding By CHARLES SLOAN REID (Copvright.) LD Silas Elwell walked with a long staff. His bent form showed a decided hump on his back, setting his head well forward on his shoul ders. He wore a flowing gray beard. ana the hair on his head was almost white. Eviuently the village was tak ing a woliduy. Old Silas stopped occa: sionally to gaze about him, wondering what unusual thing was taking place in Morgantown. The main store of the town was closed, and tacked against the front door was a sign: Taking one of the most impor tant holidays of my life.—Aleck Stonecipher. “l reck.n Stonecipher’'s gone a fishin’,” commented Silas to himself, as he slowly spelled out the words of the sign. “Well, by heck! | wanted to buy a pair of wool cards, an’ 1 reckon Stonecipher’s is the only store in town as nas ‘em.” Elwell's legs had grown wobbly from age; and the walk from the mountain, a distance of twelve miles, had tired him. He sat down upon the doorstep in front of Stonecipher’s store. A few villagers passed him with a nod or a word of greeting. ‘Hello, Uncle Silas; ain't a-waontin to get into the store, are yuh?" It was Stonecipher's clerk who asked the question. Silas looked up. in,” Elwell “Well, 1 did want admitted; “but I jest set set seein’ as how it was closed. which contained the sole purchase for the day Susan Elwell broiing the WAS with to busy her and called Silas lean to at the back them cards, Silas? di‘in’t meat from “Dia yuh get ‘No, Susan; | wus closed.” Ntonecipher's ¥ Rn 3" # | canteen of water in his coat. He de- Manor (C. N. Hostetter); Pe- hii fiery fo rest 5 RATIONS 3 4 CHRISTMAS CARDS Rl fares it was 50 cold that the water) sore tH. ~Hilshary: 4% Stonecipher suid as how he ha CHRISTMAS TREE DECO Nn i \ We, town: *York Co.: i “| wouldn't seli his daddy, if he had one. \ froze. own; 0.; Manneim (Allen Hoff Ys. dW th i \, 5 Cards and 5 Envelopes for 5c 3 er, Sr.); *Mt. Pleasant; Refton; New- | anything out o this store today-— Glass Ba s cicles an reaths A \ x town (Annie Risser). o's taki : iday.” ? Beautiful Cards, 5c to 15¢ Bl tim right. He should have). duns 28=Crove .(h.. Wusseryy) WEF Takin 3 holiday yi Wra in Paper Nn i A Serves nm, Nig 1 *Maytown; Mastersonville; Manor; Pe. “So 1 see’d by the ap pping P 3 i By the Box, 45¢, 95c, and up known better. Don’t men put alcohol auea (Ira Herr). thar. What's he doin’ so. imporiant? » § %\ Bin their radiators to keep ‘em from Wa Tham fowns Raney; Yo pS] “Why. this here's Stonecipher’s . a hr . > oS po saan hiro ib ining oli . easan . oser); anheim; ’ EE x > AS SS SASS FL SASS TIT SATS SS RARER SATA RA RATATAT ABER SNES RRS SSSR # | Anything contain.ng a little | Refton. : volden weddin day; an’ him an’ the “alchy” in that canteen and it would ally rT ioe Cross Jd tady’s havin a big dinner—a roast . Ave. Tove lok ime ads; a e ’ rs 3 Hit-of-the Week Phonograph Records 15¢c—Xmas Package for $1.50—Pocket & Bill Folds Be S08 Jroeen Next time he'll] lo, or (Armour Frey): Pequea; | Pig. an’ a sheep's head with dump 5 now better, “Newtown. in's an all the fixin’s.” July 19—Conoy (A. Shenk); *E’town; “Dio tell! An’ what does the golden CIGARS IN CHRISTMAS BOXES Frank Young who operates a ser Yor Soi (L. Brubaker); weddin’ be?" 2 : : al g h perates *Mt. Pleasant; Refton. ! Best Brand such as Dutch Masters. El Producto, Henrietta, Cinco, Webster. vice station down town says the best July 26—Cross Roads (H. M. Hess); ‘Why, sort you know? When a 7 \ way to make antifreeze is to hide ayn, Mastarsonvilies Manor; Pe- | .,uple's been married fifty year. to FENCES FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES her pajamas. Aug. 2—E’'town; *Conoy; York Co.;| the very day, an’ both of ‘em still Y iene Saves Mi. Preasan (Katie Ginder); *Man- | kickin’, why they call thet their golden $e ) : hy : sven : There was a family spat in a cer Aug. 9—Maytown (P. E. Wolgemuth) | Weddin day.” This covers about one-third of our display. Call and look our assortment coven. We will| = 0 = Oe other day and |*Cross Roads; Mastersonville (Lizzie | Silas Elwell suddenly stood erect . . : . . fh : Tn Shearer): Manor (George Frey); Pe- 3 Py 80-88 hi ) appreciate your calling and if you fail to find what you want, we will thank you for calling | part of the conversation was as fol |quea; *Newtown. g is or as neurly so us his be nt form \ lows: Aug. 16—Conoy (Paul Wolgemuth); | Would allow. What day o’ the month and part friends. YN T1 site sald: “Is ce if 1 died |*E'town; *York ~~ Co.; Manheim (J. | is. this, Galbreath? > 1e wife said: SUPPOSE die Snavelv): *Mt. Pleas ‘Ref : : \ \ ; ely); easant; Refton; New Saturday, the twenty-third o PATENT MEDICINES AT CUT PRICES \ you would marry another woman im |town (Wm. Kanode). Baty ay, yr ; mediately. ’ Aug. 23--Cross Roads (Ralph Musser); | May. But I'm ir on the weddin’ to \ He reulied: “Not right away [a Mastersonville (B. B. Gin- | quay =n’ I must hurry along.” e replied: INC BLL RNY. der); Manor; Pequea (Charles Dagon). las st low ail Pres 9 take a little rest first.” Aug. 30—E'town; *Conoy; York Co.; Silas sat, lown agin Tres Mt. Pleasant (D. E. Wolgemuth); | ently he wiped two teats. from his er ig SS *Manheim; Refton. WS her t thrus i an S uu O e At a party held here recently, they| ‘sept. 6—Maytown (N. Smith); *Cross ig i 1e inka his“ hand inte played a game that you had to kiss a |Roads; Mastersonville (R. G. Brubak- MS trousers. pocket : \ girl or zive her a box of chocolates er); Manor (J. L. Heisey); Pequea; “1 reckon I'll look around ‘a bit,’ ¥ f arin I ¥Newtown 3 i \ is : r ne said to hinsell WEST MAIN STREET MOUNT JOY, PE A. I know a girl that got ten boxes of Sept. 13—Conoy (W. Heisey); *E’- + SA 9h Nee : ; N chocolates Ain't that tuff town; *York Co.; Manheim (H. B. Hof- te his feet once more he Ht ? fer); *Mt. Pleasant; Refton. started down rhe street. or three —— Sept. 20—Cross Roads (A. Z. Hess); | . a SN 51 Two Mount Joy Street women in a |*Maytown; Mastersonville; Manor; Pe- Moby Wore an ng Senos! a’ : rie “Ti 7 J. Z. Hess). pher's wedding day although he vas : srsation. One said: Did you |9uga ( X conversayion CE Sept. 27—E’town; *Conoy; York Co.;| the h:et man o1 the town. Into one ever notice that a loud talker is Mt. Pleasant (Sr. Abram Mumma); i 5 * Te '| of these he betook himselt and at erally an ignorant person. Manheim; Refton. : ’ 4 Other lady: “Well, you needen’t Oct. 4—Maytown (J. Floyd); *Cross | length cume oul and” turned his foot i 2 ther lady: CH ds Roads; Mastersonville (Joseph Ginder); | .hirectly toward the county jail shout so; I'm not deaf. Manor (Stoner Seitz) Pequea; *New- | Lo way. Reaching the sher town. Hy $ - = J an bo Oct. 11—Conoy (S. Hoffman); *E’- | iff’s Hffice Silas came to the object of Just heard of 3 elim we Nas town; Yor Con Manheim (sam Hig Vick blamed near mobbed by his neighbors ornhold); *Mt. easant; efton; “ sh» " re for phoning. Of course he was saxo-| Newtown (Daniel Ginder). : he begun, “you an me's 2! or p ng. s EA, Oe Oct. 18—Cross Roads (E. Engle); | been ood friends 1 long time?” phoning. Ya xe Manor; Pe- “Yes: we have, Uncle Silas,” the quea E. ess). ai i : Oct. 25—E’town; *Conoy; York Co.; sheriff agreed. I know a woman here who is SO|Mt. Pleasant (Earl Myers); *Manheim; “Voted fo, yuh clean. ever time clean about the house that she won't Refton. A yuh run? even allow her sons to sing army |+cross Roads; Mastersonville (J. Show- “1 know you nave. songs when they're in the bath room. srs); Miner (Isaiah Schock); Pequea; “Sheriff, | want to borry ten dol *Newtown. a " snr Se oa Nov. 8—(Heisey Sisters); *E’'town;| lars. | got a yearlin® thet's wuth tif Down at Stumpf's restaurant the | *York Co.; Manheim (Jacob Herr); |-teen; an I'll give ye a mortgage agin other day a customer asked the wait- | *Mt. Pleasant; Refton. the yearlin : J i; Nov. 15—Cross Roads (C. M. Wolge- a 1 : er if he would put a little of their muth) i i igs: All right, Uncle Silas; you shall \ | gravy in a bottle for him. He said |nor; Pequea (Ira Herr). nave it. Come over to the magistrates ¢ : ate i . 2—E’ n; : hy ro’ i 5 a R he wanted to get a vest to match it. ol 22h svn Cones eos an’ we'll fix up the papers. heim: Refton. The sherift led the way; and soon One of our young ladies said to Ral (A, Engle); *Cross | quivering hand was making another up at the Shoe Factory the did A (Wayne PRL a cipler at the bottom of a legal e e On | other day: “Don’t tell anybody, but town. form wh n stood for his signature ed , Te iw pride old ai Dec. 6—Conoy (A. Martin); *E’town; “Yuh re shore a friend o mine d d e . << | see this ring. George _slippe d it on *York Co.; Manheim (J. T. Ginder); Sherif.” N= | my finger Sunday evening.” *Mt. Pleasant; Refton; Newtown (Hen- Sheri . 5 ) Reply: “Yes, its nice looking but [ry Mellinger). ‘Don’t mention it, Uncle Silas. 8 : Dec. 13—Cross Roads (C. Miller Wol- Sil: he Wi we i it will make a black circle on your gemuth); *Maytown; Mastersonville; ii a. tun vi IY 7 Remy mines finger before you've worn it a week. | Manor; Pequea (C. Z. Hess). faivi he bad begup the lung journey it did on mine.” Dec. 20—E’'town; *Conoy; York Co.;| back ome. His step was nore elas t 1 ti ° Mt. (G. Wolgemuth); *Man- yi, and he held his head just a lit A o 11 y H em heim; Refton. ue Verto 5% its ZAR re you con emp a ng sen our ouse They tell this one about a certain| Dec. 27.-Maytown (D. Sipling); *Cross | 'le thal usual. It was almost = stable not far from Mount Roads; Mastersonville (Paul Oberhol- | sunset when Silas reached the crest ) COUNERY AD. ser); Manor (Jacob Schock); Pequea; of he ridg or which his cabin stood > 3 Joy. Last Summer he said: “Pardon |*Newtown. One hand he had carried in his tro pe han > hi oF > Str me Miss but swimmin ain't allowed LANCASTER SERVICES EVERY Ye ! ou his creek.” SUNDAY MORNING AND sers’ pocket most of the way from n this creek. EVENING town. 11 clasped a small packnge = 3 2 0 oa = = oh 2 0 = 0 = > = oh = 0 oh 7 This Office You will also want to ADVERTISE the sale as a whole in The Mt. Joy Bulletin A FREE NOTICE given in our SALE REGISTER for all Sale Bills Printed at this office is worth considerable. It is not too early now to CHOOSE THE DATE for your Sale. NAAN AN ANAS AANA NNN NAN aN Gevultefish (at that you Eldora? Have I heard the Mrs. Murphy. Well, well! o'clock this morning? Oh, I'm so glad to hear she's getting a Yes, this in the door this morning. The other evening a certain spor from town was down “Here's how you play it. You get ou “Disarmament begins at home, said a certain young man as h trimmed his girl's nails. Bud Carpenter would like to know if a boy is a lad and the lad has phone)—Hello, is is Jack. news? No. What? Five tell her - | stepfather, does that make the lad a at Landisville of this building and leave me alone.” ton Nov. 19 evening; E’'town Feb. 4; — Cross Roads Aug. 22; Mastersonville She was sitting in a dark corner. san, rg vg 9: Waster, Noiselessly he stole up behind her, |ternoon. and before she was aware of his te presence he had Kissed her. Up to the Supervisors “How dare ou!” she shrieked. If the river road from Washington- “Pardon me,” he bluffed, readily.|y oro to Safe Harbor is not built, it is “I thought you were my sister.” lphecause the supervisors of Manor “you dumb ox. I am your sister.” township didn’t do it, as the matter is now entirel in their hands. That's “So you've got a new gown afteriin, gist of the recent meeting of the all. I thought you said you couldn't River Road Association. afford one this fall.” — “So I did. But my husband had x a streak of luck recently. He By subscribing for the Mount Joy broke his leg and the insurance com- Bulletin you can get all the loca pany pays him $75 a week.” news for less than three cents a y 7 week. rere ae Gl QAR eee If you can get amusement out of your own follies you should be able to work up a smile almost any time. long nicely. What's that? Two of | stepladder. ‘em? Well (hanging up receiver), what do you think of that? Mrs.| (Charlie Roath spends his spare Murphy smashed two of her fingers |time spelling Philadelphia aloud and time is good passtime, at the same It t ———— One of our golf nuts sure calling on his girl when she suggest- bad. He plays in the parlor at his ed they play building and loan. First he swings at an imagi- didn’t know how and she said: nary ball (and occasionally off goes t room 200 times between shots. The admission €lfoot ball games is getting so nowadays that some men the game or buy a new Ford. a A WISE OWL writes California. has it a light bulb‘ then walks around the to a lot of the big! high ! often set and debate whether they will go to lund sakes, what for? takin un boliday.” them rib kind kin have hol reckon,’ Susan sat at one side of Le wide hearth, Knitting, while Elwell sat at the opposite side, halt dreaming. the light fron a fag got in the tireplace sent a dull glow throughout the room. Presently Silas was on his knees before Susan. “Lord, Silas.” she exclaimed, “what has gone wrong?” “Nothin... Let loose yuir for a minute. Susan.” In a moment trembling tingers and a gnarled thumb were slipping a plain gold band over the end of a shriveled third finger. “It’s the ring | promised ye lifty year ago come this night Susan. It’s our golden weddin. sweet neart—same as Ntonecipher’s, you member?” . “For the “He was “Lord days. 1 After supper Knittin “Lord he'p yore rime. Silas!” came from Susan's lips. and a sob modu tated her tones rn A An Will Judge and Show Members of the 4-H clubs in the state will have an interesting | time showing their products and judging corn and potatoes at the | Pennsylvania Farm Show in Har- | risburg next -January. ll A Mn Consistent and NOT spasmodic advertising always pays best. Each time you stop advertising, the pub- lic thinks you quit business. tf Sore Throats and Coughs Quickly Relieved by this uy Safe Prescription Hére's a doctor's prescription called "Thoxine that is really throat insurance, Its success is due to its quick double action. With the very first swallow, it soothes the * sore throat and stops the coughing. It goes direct to the internal cause. The remarkable thing about Thoxine is that while it relieves al- most instantly it caentains nothing harmful, and is- pleasant tasting and safe for the whole family. Singers and speakers finth, Thoxine very valuable. Put up ready. for use in 35¢, 60¢, and $1.00 bottles. Your money back if not satisfied. Sold by CHANDLER DRUG CO.“ RABBIT SOUFFLE 2 cups rabbit cooked and cut in dice 2 cups evaporated milk % cup bread crumbs 2 tablespoons butter tablespoon flour Sheges 1 teaspoon onion juice Salt,%celery-salt, paprika Melt, butter, add flour, milk and bread caumbs. Stir until well blend- ed, cook two minutes, remove from fire. When, cool add the rabbit, well beaten ‘egg yolks and season- ing. Fold inte this mixture the egg wh'tes (beaten until dy). Bake in buttered ndividpal dishes, set in pen of hot water. Bake from ten to fifteen minutes “and serve as coon as removed fromthe oven. DRESSED RABBITS Sold by ROSCOE HASSINGER 204 Mount Joy St., MT. JOY, PA. dec10-8mo. Koon Cnjoyment forSmokers of Pipe and Cigarettes es : Low-Fare Week-end Excursions 1 Between “MT. JOY, PHILADELPHIA HARRISBURG, ALTOONA intermediate points in each direction Dec. 12-13, 19-20, 26-27 Special round-trip tickets wiil be sold Friday, afternoon, and all day Saturday, with final return limit lea%ing destina- tion not later thark midnight of the following Sunday. One-way fare plus for the round tri (Minimum 51 cents) Tickets good only in Coach Pennsylvania Failroad FEEL our hair cents How long is it? How many days sinee it was cut? 10 IS RIGHT. Haircut avery 10 days. 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