PAGE SIX ea | Ks o ONLY 1 "HOW TO WASH A DOG" —— DRAW A TUB OF WATER ARND NEXT START TO RUN | DOWN YER DOG. RUN UNTIL YA KETCH HiM= BY THAT TIME YA WiLL BE TIRED So PUT OFF THE WASHING UNTIL NEXT DAY. THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JCY, LANCASTER CO., PA. By Charles Sughroe © Western I Union [we POLAR ICE CREAM PARLORS ADVERTISE THEIR BRICK ICE CREAM = "' A BRICK WiLL BE HANDY IF YOU EXPECT COMPANY. READ THIS, IRENE = MY WIFES MOTHER (S COMING (= ZZ, AND [lL SAYA BRICK WOULD COME [= IN HANDY JNO. A. HAAS, 144 N. Queen Lancaster, Pa. a WEAR Sons |, CANNOT 8 GIVE HIM A But you wi get the righ your house. e if you do ind of heat Let us warn for good, fean coal Daniel M. 151R4 FLORINBPA. Wy PM rar aE | | FIA WAM AT AL WA UM AT Al 1 Am sured NEEDS A Pit - OF HEAT FOLKS S CHILL | t up for vou. Call the HAT FOLKS folgemuth 174R6 You know feeling. | Little steal up vour back a settle at the base of your feck! | | Two lum of ice where [| 3 a, = i 2 m : ~ your feet be. 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Crushed turers of Co and Lintels. J, N. STAUFFER MOUNT JOY, PA. te Blocks, order , Also manufac- Sills THINK now abo hatch! Your produced in new chi of eggs from your | § insured if you tone th Mount Joy Street Mount Joy, ! Pratts Poultry Reg | 2 pep and vigor . . . brin | § everybird... puts breed If you want the e Regulate breeders few pennies per 100 E. HAUER, Mount Joy, gos for the new vitality will be re- is, and hatchability st birds will be ow! fn reproduc Costs only Sold and guaranteed b, _ DON'T WAIT TOO LONG BRING THEM IN HOW ARE YOUR SHOES? Pa. | Home Health Club WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER Protesting :—It is claimed by ad- vanced thinkers, and I agree, that all progress of humanity is the re- sult of discontent. There is a vast difference be- tween discontented people and dis- satisfied people. The former may be, and usually are, quite happy and try their best to make others happy, while the dissatisfied people are not only most miserable but they have a way of making everyone around them unhappy. One of the outstanding charac- ters of discontent in the world to- day is Bernard MacFadden, the Edi- tor and Publisher of Physical Cult- ure Magazine, When Mac, (which is the name his friends love to call him) was a man the doctors agreed that wooden overcoat was young a permanent the only possible future for his frail body. He refused to be content with their verdict and registered a mighty oath, well I guess that’s the proper way to say, hed he ‘would show those fool doctors a thing or two and he has been showing them | ever since. present time he is pub- articles in Physic- | lI do no injury | family untold val- 'k, but the art- king f organized poli- s of the Just at the lishing a series of ch wi can al Culture scientiou toward bres The history of the practice of I shown that the cures of to- meacine so-called and sure day are the fallacies and fake_ of to- mort ow. 3 Only a few years ago a big cash prize was awarded to a couple of physicians in Toronto for the dis- covery of what they believed was a cure for diabetes. As a matter of fact the same method of treatment | had been used here for several years | but only as an aid, a palliative. | That is all it has proven to be, The care of the sick people should, as far as possible, be divor- ced from commercialism, The physician who is competent to find and remove causes of sickness is well worthy of his will be paid well by his grateful patients, but the present day, well educated man will refuse to submit to laws promulgated by political doctors to force upon the well and the sick various serums ‘and poisons for the purpose of socalled public health, or public welfare. All of which is in reality for private gain. Just now there is talk of closing schools ard churches in certain Cit- ies in order to prevent the spread of the flu. They did in 1918 but the saloons and dance halls were left wide open. I knew of cases that winter, fatal cases, in families that were seventy- five miles from any other human nabitation and knew nothing about the epidemic, as they received no mail or had no communication with other humans for over 3 months. Briefly Told The Greeks had th had the first written music. Cloth is being made from pine- apple leaves in the Philippine Is- lands. Rice paper is made not from rice but from the membrances of bread- fruit trees. Denmark is the only European counfry which has retained public executions, During 1924 United States tour- ists spent approximately $350,000,- 000 in Europe. The United States has a million and a half more automobiles than telephones, Jetween twelve and lion radio sets are in world, according to There are in the United States and nineteen under construction. Chicago has fourteen and New York four. Many specimens of moth, found in Southern Asiz, sure a foot from wing tip to tip Alexandre Dumas, Senior, ed his vay to fifteen mil- use in the mea- wing poach- game he shot on the road. In its earliest stages, can be cured in nearly one hundred per cent of, the cases, according to specialists. A new law in Reading, England, provides a stiff fine for a man whose radio loud speaker can be heard by his neighbors. The first English woman to re- ceive the degree of bachelor of vet- erinary science at the Liverpool University wore plus-fours beneath her academic gown. oll de leit gleicha ene—orbo hire and he | PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To Say This Week Mer hen en nia perra om Barrick, un are is in grosser druvvel.,, Der oldt Porra Mohler, woo far drisich yohr de kinner om Barrick ga-dawf- ed hut, se g’hired won se uff eld wora, se bagrawva won se g’-shtarva sin us si batzawling g-numma in schnitz un schmier-safe, is tsu oldt worra far de yunga leit un se hen ene nows gradraid ins sower-romble fellt we en ga-driar oldter gowl, un hen en yunger mon elect, Der nie porra waerd brilla, en shtitza hoot | un kid henshing. Are is leddich un de maid, De Betz Grill hut ra awk ue eme, un se bahawbt os now ware era chance wile se shunt long ga- «It hut, un arbordich wile en porra public property is us con a- weck gevva wara tsu wem os kaerd wile se ene enyhow enara nissa. Yader ebber hut ene im mowl un uff dahend, arigets onna coomed un won are don doona ene ins besht bed un schlochta de fetshta hawna. Far’s morga ga- bade greeked are de grose Beevil fum dish ous der “‘grossa shtoop” woo nemond ni dari es gons yohr | bis der porra coomed, un olles, in fact, drawga se eme by os won are | en kanich ware. Se treata ene now | we en engel bis se ous finna os are | usht en mensh is un derno bandla | se ene we en sow. Awver des is net | cll si druvvel. Der arsht mon os| are aw-gadruffa hut soach dem os are elect wore hut em g’sawd are mist oraick ocht gevva we are bred- dicht un mist yoh nix sawga waega donsa wile shier yader ebber om Barrick donsed. Anonerer hut eme g'sawd are mist yoh nix sawga waega korda shpeela wile oll de yunga leit “progressive yucker” shpeela; un der drit is cooma un hut eme g’sawd are darft nix sawga waega licker farkawfa wile der Hullerheck fore-shtayer ware is der karrich un daid’s net arlawva, “Well, my liever freind,” hut are g’sawd. “waega was sull ich bred-| dicha?” Geb’s tsu da Mormons. Se hen ken freinl om Barrick.” { Em ledsht Soondawg hut are don; waega da Mormons gabreddiched, un hut der Congressman Roberts g’- numma far si subject. Are hut em awrma Roberts gor boomerawlish in| de ribtha g’shussa, awer are hut net| g'wist os are em Mike Hetzel aw a pawr fun sina glob-board ni ga- boga hut. Der Mike is en konda-| dawtfar der legislature un hut far de dri ledshta Soondawg en dawler | ins glingle-seckly gadoo. Awver are] doot set oll si geld dart ni. Es is | bakont om Barrick os are aw tswae | wiver enared. De aned is si fraw un de onner is de Beckie Leffelfin- | ger. De Beckie is obut en shae | | maidel, hut rhode hore, awga we en | dawb un en broosht we en fasont. Era finger sin so full ring os’ra| oldta koo era harner. un wile se | duch shust a pawr hoof-eisa falora hut is so nuch so shpry os en bod- derreeslyun so levendich os en u- mense. Se waerd en seal-skin coat] un is sida fun der howd rouse. | Yader ebber glawbed os olles ga-| kawfed is fum Mike sime gell, un| olla Soosdawg hucked se sich on so en blotz os se der Mike recht leeb- lich in de awga gooka cos, un des is | en g'schommsel un en ga-blinsel fum awfosg fun der breddich bis a recent survey. | 130 public golf courses | the Saturnian | | Paris, def oyvirg bis | expenses with the tuberculosis | oneend. De oldt Betsy Hetzel sitz- ed naiva om Mike, mit eram oldta| poke-bonnet, us shiffericha shawl, kup drunna un era awga uff era | | der | awrma oldta runslicha hend woo in eram laeva ken ring g’saena hen un nixg’wist os hardt shoffa far em Mike si geld tzomma holdta Der | porra hut gabreddiched waega da] | leit woo net ocht gevva uff ae fraw,| woo base un shtuvverich un mean sin dahame un hen oll era blesseer | far oner leit; woo shelda era fraw pawr cent will far sich hen-| shing kawfa won era oldte de finger | hous hen, un woo im karricha rote sin won se im evver-shtoll si setta. | Der Mike hut such in sime sitz room | g’shrobed os won are bren-asel in da | hussa het, un de Becky Le.elfinger | hut ene net aw-gagooked far es| arsht mohl in dri yohr. We der porra fardich wore hut are es oldt bakent leed ous gevva, “Oh far a face that will not shrink”, un der Mike hut awfonga singa os won are | same 50 million people in sowed and harvested by T lich | 0 | shtroomp-bendel usa far | weipsmensch os Triumphs of Genius our farmers employed the methods of sowing vesting 1926 wheat as 100 years ago, it would have requir- Had ed the labor of our 115 million peo- months, and the labor of addition. By the great crop was 3 or 4 mil- lion farmers in a few months. Statistics also show that our rails roads used same methods of moving the great commerce of 1926 as were used, but 20 years ago, cost to producers, shippers and consumers would be 350 per cent greater, and because of shortage of ears and lack of facilities, much of it would still be unmoved in the warehouses or rotting in the field. Just as our farmers met the sit- uation by using modern methods machinery, so our railroads met it by providing additional facilities, including larger engines and cars to haul more tonnage per train. Had primitive methods been used ‘n cultivation and transportation of our crops and commerce in 1926, our condition despite our boundless resources, would not be unlike that of China or Russia, where modern methods are neither used nor un- derstood and where both productiv- ity and transportation are alike still ‘n the primitive stage. As a people we have the good to avail of the achievements f inventive genius, and have pro- oressed and prospered as have no other people in the world. In. regulating transportation and public utilities, we should see to it tha provided to accommo- date urgrowing industrial needs r ra motives to haul heav- are not wastefully re- by laws reducing and limit- capacity to serve the in moving or to earn a rea- amount on their cost. We bio country and must do bus- iness in a big way. ple for 9 modern methods, sence public sonable are a Farm Sanitation is Possible Septic tanks contribute to better sanitation about the farm home. Community forms are quite gener- ally used in many Pennsylvania counties, Ask your county agent about the procedure necessary to obtain the advan‘ages of a modern sewage disposal plant, —_—————— P'an Farm Operations Mapping out the fields and plan- ning the crops-to be grown in them are two important features of good farm management. Doing these es- | sentia] tasks now is better than waiting until field work starts. en rrr Excelsior for packing is made principally from the cottonwood tree the wood of which dries into fiber of light weight. One-quarter of America over the Women of fifteen years of age | are paid workers and one-quarter of | these are married. Live fish become ‘seasick’ when transported in railway cars, and a special tank car is being built to ‘ransport them to the new $3,000,- 000 at Chicago. A Romanesque Cloister, part of a Mistercian monastery, given to the monks of Arlanza in 912 and situat- ed in the province of Segovia, is being removed to California. | usht uff-gaweckel ware longa shlofelawer we | ous wore is are net nuff far hands shaka mit em porra awver is nows un uff em hame-wake, we si ene g’frogt hut wos are fun breddich gadenked het, hut are sawed: “Es boovly is tsu shmardt. fus ma {Ich lenk are hut nuch nix galaesa | fum Solomon em David.” Sidder hut are ken goodt wordt | mae far der nei porma, un se maena | are daid farleicht sich gons ob-risa | fun der karrich. Awver won are doot don is nix farlora. En mon os so socha dribed set net in en blotz | g’setzed si woo onera im doonkela | ivver ene folla. Luss mich dere sawga der Roberts is net der amsicht Mormon im Con- gress odder in der karrich, un won der divvel gaed fisha far monsleit weibsmensch si bait. Un es shlimsht is are con olsfart sell farfeered waerdt ageny don doot are ma furnished era um” is en es oldt is, un usht amohl drin wore 0S glawt con’s ware’s set us are fint ous we g’schwint os are en oorsoch fint far der awrem oldt Divel blama far ene in der letz wake feera. Es sin usht - tswae waega—der recht un der letz. Du konsht net aener buckel uff der onner draya, un de weldt hut gons wennich blotz - far leit woo era hussa ous wara uff da knee olla winter der hivvel garechtichkeit nuff groddla un sitz om rooch-board nunner uff der onera side im free Un der divel bloused olsfart shtengel os lorrich der schnae nuff woxa far's luch nuch graeser risa. der fora yohr. and har- | were used | de karrich fraw der | C Big A wn WE HAV : VER COVE OYSTERS ALL TIMES MAURICE AT BACHMAN’S 5-LB. ALMONE OYSTERS E AT REDUCED PRICES IES BACHMAN'’S BROKEN, BARS MT. JOY ALMONDS AND PEANUT CLUSTERS SCHRAFFT’S CAND! H. A. DARRENKAM 3 Doors East of Post Office MOUNT JOY, & PLAIN BARS PA. is i": OF THAT GOOD FR YOUR WATCH, HAVE IT CLEANED AND OI AT REGULAR INTER- VALS. YOU WOULD NEVER Hi OF LETTING YOUR AUTOMOBILE RUN OR 10 YEARS WITHOUT OIL. THE SAME CARE WHY NOT WARREN H. GREE! Watchmaker 206 E. Donegal St. WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVE OR PHONE 168-R-3 CALL, WRITE WATCHES AND CLOCKS WORK GUARANTEED AND ATTEN YOUR WATCH holfter, un | “ware sich in de g'fore gebt coomed | sprichwordt so | broveera, | dravels oony di! fun wolla- | = The importance of correct fd in the modern home cannot’ if you wish to entertain your that will do yourself and your¥ The best way to insure proper here to make your selections. H. C. BRUNNE West Main Street, iture and furnishing I. over emphasized, ; ds in a manner credit. furnifire is to come MOUNT LL. UMBER - l= CoA. a i i i
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