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"HOW TO
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DRAW A TUB OF
WATER ARND NEXT
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DOWN YER DOG.
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THAT TIME YA
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So PUT OFF THE
WASHING UNTIL
NEXT DAY.
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JCY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
By Charles Sughroe
© Western I Union
[we POLAR ICE CREAM PARLORS
ADVERTISE THEIR BRICK
ICE CREAM = "' A BRICK WiLL
BE HANDY IF YOU EXPECT
COMPANY.
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JNO. A. HAAS,
144 N. Queen
Lancaster, Pa.
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Call the HAT FOLKS
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You know feeling. |
Little steal up
vour back a settle at the
base of your feck! |
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Two lum of ice where [|
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~ your feet be. To keep and scalp
Two clamnil frogs hanging healthy, Wo ig
t the end off@our arms | uae :
a arms, | poo Paste. .
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JUST TO ILLUS
the humorous sides
you of a friend of}
to West Palm Beach
CHANGE AND REST}
it all right; the bell §
CHANGE and the ;
REST,” he replied whe
him if he got what h&§
A good illustration of HM
secure tires of first rate
at lowest prices is best §
DAYTON
ops got
pls got
we
stand a test like that J
above, which is far mox
than anything you might$
them to in even
Pool Tournaments
Each Tuesday Evening
img conditions. When you
tire bargain, get it at
130 East Main Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.#
11 North Prince Street
LANCASTER, PA.
life, we'll tell
hrs who went
fa., for
“Yes, 1 got
the
the
asked
rent after.
Ww you can
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stand up under the most@erueling
wear, for they are made $80 with-
severe
STONE
placing your
here, see us.
Crushed
turers of Co
and Lintels.
J, N. STAUFFER
MOUNT JOY, PA.
te Blocks,
order
, Also manufac-
Sills
THINK now abo
hatch! Your
produced in new chi
of eggs from your
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If you want the e
Regulate breeders
few pennies per 100
E. HAUER, Mount Joy,
gos for the new
vitality will be re-
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BRING THEM IN
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES?
Pa. |
Home Health Club
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER
Protesting :—It is claimed by ad-
vanced thinkers, and I agree, that
all progress of humanity is the re-
sult of discontent.
There is a vast difference be-
tween discontented people and dis-
satisfied people. The former may
be, and usually are, quite happy and
try their best to make others happy,
while the dissatisfied people are not
only most miserable but they have a
way of making everyone around
them unhappy.
One of the outstanding charac-
ters of discontent in the world to-
day is Bernard MacFadden, the Edi-
tor and Publisher of Physical Cult-
ure Magazine,
When Mac, (which is the name
his friends love to call him) was a
man the doctors agreed that
wooden overcoat was
young
a permanent
the only possible future for his frail
body. He refused to be content
with their verdict and registered a
mighty oath, well I guess that’s the
proper way to say, hed he ‘would
show those fool doctors a thing or
two and he has been showing them |
ever since.
present time he is pub-
articles in Physic- |
lI do no injury |
family
untold val-
'k, but the art-
king
f organized poli-
s of the
Just at the
lishing a series of
ch wi
can
al Culture
scientiou
toward bres
The history of the practice of
I shown that the
cures of to-
meacine
so-called and sure
day are the fallacies and fake_ of to-
mort ow. 3
Only a few years ago a big cash
prize was awarded to a couple of
physicians in Toronto for the dis-
covery of what they believed was a
cure for diabetes. As a matter of
fact the same method of treatment |
had been used here for several years |
but only as an aid, a palliative. |
That is all it has proven to be,
The care of the sick people
should, as far as possible, be divor-
ced from commercialism,
The physician who is competent
to find and remove causes of sickness
is well worthy of his
will be paid well by his grateful
patients, but the present day, well
educated man will refuse to submit
to laws promulgated by political
doctors to force upon the well and
the sick various serums ‘and poisons
for the purpose of socalled public
health, or public welfare. All of
which is in reality for private gain.
Just now there is talk of closing
schools ard churches in certain Cit-
ies in order to prevent the spread of
the flu.
They did in 1918 but the saloons
and dance halls were left wide open.
I knew of cases that winter, fatal
cases, in families that were seventy-
five miles from any other human
nabitation and knew nothing about
the epidemic, as they received no
mail or had no communication with
other humans for over 3 months.
Briefly Told
The Greeks had th had the
first written
music.
Cloth is being made from pine-
apple leaves in the Philippine Is-
lands.
Rice paper is made not from rice
but from the membrances of bread-
fruit trees.
Denmark is the only European
counfry which has retained public
executions,
During 1924 United States tour-
ists spent approximately $350,000,-
000 in Europe.
The United States has a million
and a half more automobiles than
telephones,
Jetween twelve and
lion radio sets are in
world, according to
There are
in the United States and nineteen
under construction. Chicago has
fourteen and New York four.
Many specimens of
moth, found in Southern Asiz,
sure a foot from wing tip to
tip
Alexandre Dumas, Senior,
ed his vay to
fifteen mil-
use in the
mea-
wing
poach-
game he shot on
the road.
In its earliest stages,
can be cured in nearly one hundred
per cent of, the cases, according to
specialists.
A new law in Reading, England,
provides a stiff fine for a man whose
radio loud speaker can be heard by
his neighbors.
The first English woman to re-
ceive the degree of bachelor of vet-
erinary science at the Liverpool
University wore plus-fours beneath
her academic gown.
oll de leit gleicha ene—orbo
hire and he |
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To
Say This Week
Mer hen en nia perra om Barrick,
un are is in grosser druvvel.,, Der
oldt Porra Mohler, woo far drisich
yohr de kinner om Barrick ga-dawf-
ed hut, se g’hired won se uff eld
wora, se bagrawva won se g’-shtarva
sin us si batzawling g-numma in
schnitz un schmier-safe, is tsu oldt
worra far de yunga leit un se hen
ene nows gradraid ins sower-romble
fellt we en ga-driar oldter gowl, un
hen en yunger mon elect, Der nie
porra waerd brilla, en shtitza hoot |
un kid henshing. Are is leddich un
de maid, De Betz Grill hut ra awk
ue eme, un se bahawbt os now ware
era chance wile se shunt long ga-
«It hut, un arbordich wile en
porra public property is us con a-
weck gevva wara tsu wem os
kaerd wile se ene enyhow enara
nissa. Yader ebber hut ene im
mowl un uff dahend,
arigets onna coomed
un won are
don doona
ene ins besht bed un schlochta de
fetshta hawna. Far’s morga ga-
bade greeked are de grose Beevil
fum dish ous der “‘grossa shtoop”
woo nemond ni dari es gons yohr |
bis der porra coomed, un olles, in
fact, drawga se eme by os won are |
en kanich ware. Se treata ene now |
we en engel bis se ous finna os are |
usht en mensh is un derno bandla |
se ene we en sow. Awver des is net |
cll si druvvel. Der arsht mon os|
are aw-gadruffa hut soach dem os
are elect wore hut em g’sawd are
mist oraick ocht gevva we are bred-
dicht un mist yoh nix sawga waega
donsa wile shier yader ebber om
Barrick donsed. Anonerer hut
eme g'sawd are mist yoh nix sawga
waega korda shpeela wile oll de
yunga leit “progressive yucker”
shpeela; un der drit is cooma un
hut eme g’sawd are darft nix sawga
waega licker farkawfa wile der
Hullerheck fore-shtayer ware is der
karrich un daid’s net arlawva,
“Well, my liever freind,” hut are
g’sawd. “waega was sull ich bred-|
dicha?”
Geb’s tsu da Mormons. Se hen
ken freinl om Barrick.” {
Em ledsht Soondawg hut are don;
waega da Mormons gabreddiched,
un hut der Congressman Roberts g’-
numma far si subject. Are hut em
awrma Roberts gor boomerawlish in|
de ribtha g’shussa, awer are hut net|
g'wist os are em Mike Hetzel aw a
pawr fun sina glob-board ni ga-
boga hut. Der Mike is en konda-|
dawtfar der legislature un hut far
de dri ledshta Soondawg en dawler |
ins glingle-seckly gadoo. Awver are]
doot set oll si geld dart ni. Es is |
bakont om Barrick os are aw tswae |
wiver enared. De aned is si fraw
un de onner is de Beckie Leffelfin- |
ger. De Beckie is obut en shae |
|
maidel, hut rhode hore, awga we en |
dawb un en broosht we en fasont.
Era finger sin so full ring os’ra|
oldta koo era harner. un wile se |
duch shust a pawr hoof-eisa falora
hut is so nuch so shpry os en bod-
derreeslyun so levendich os en u-
mense. Se waerd en seal-skin coat]
un is sida fun der howd rouse. |
Yader ebber glawbed os olles ga-|
kawfed is fum Mike sime gell, un|
olla Soosdawg hucked se sich on so
en blotz os se der Mike recht leeb-
lich in de awga gooka cos, un des is |
en g'schommsel un en ga-blinsel
fum awfosg fun der breddich bis
a recent survey. |
130 public golf courses |
the Saturnian |
| Paris, def oyvirg bis |
expenses with the
tuberculosis |
oneend. De oldt Betsy Hetzel sitz-
ed naiva om Mike, mit eram oldta|
poke-bonnet, us shiffericha shawl,
kup drunna un era awga uff era
|
| der
| awrma oldta runslicha hend woo in
eram laeva ken ring g’saena hen un
nixg’wist os hardt shoffa far em
Mike si geld tzomma holdta Der |
porra hut gabreddiched waega da]
| leit woo net ocht gevva uff ae fraw,|
woo base un shtuvverich un mean
sin dahame un hen oll era blesseer |
far oner leit; woo shelda era
fraw pawr cent will far sich hen-|
shing kawfa won era oldte de finger |
hous hen, un woo im karricha rote
sin won se im evver-shtoll si setta. |
Der Mike hut such in sime sitz room |
g’shrobed os won are bren-asel in da |
hussa het, un de Becky Le.elfinger |
hut ene net aw-gagooked far es|
arsht mohl in dri yohr. We der
porra fardich wore hut are es oldt
bakent leed ous gevva, “Oh far a
face that will not shrink”, un der
Mike hut awfonga singa os won are |
same
50 million people in
sowed and harvested by
T lich | 0
| shtroomp-bendel usa far
| weipsmensch os
Triumphs of Genius
our farmers employed the
methods of sowing
vesting 1926 wheat as
100 years ago, it would have requir-
Had
ed the labor of our 115 million peo-
months, and the labor of
addition. By
the great crop was
3 or 4 mil-
lion farmers in a few months.
Statistics also show that our rails
roads used same methods of moving
the great commerce of 1926 as
were used, but 20 years ago, cost to
producers, shippers and consumers
would be 350 per cent greater, and
because of shortage of ears and lack
of facilities, much of it would still
be unmoved in the warehouses or
rotting in the field.
Just as our farmers met the sit-
uation by using modern methods
machinery, so our railroads met
it by providing additional facilities,
including larger engines and cars to
haul more tonnage per train.
Had primitive methods been used
‘n cultivation and transportation of
our crops and commerce in 1926,
our condition despite our boundless
resources, would not be unlike that
of China or Russia, where modern
methods are neither used nor un-
derstood and where both productiv-
ity and transportation are alike still
‘n the primitive stage.
As a people we have the good
to avail of the achievements
f inventive genius, and have pro-
oressed and prospered as have no
other people in the world.
In. regulating transportation and
public utilities, we should see to it
tha provided to accommo-
date urgrowing industrial needs
r ra motives to haul heav-
are not wastefully re-
by laws reducing and limit-
capacity to serve the
in moving or to earn a rea-
amount on their cost. We
bio country and must do bus-
iness in a big way.
ple for 9
modern methods,
sence
public
sonable
are a
Farm Sanitation is Possible
Septic tanks contribute to better
sanitation about the farm home.
Community forms are quite gener-
ally used in many Pennsylvania
counties, Ask your county agent
about the procedure necessary to
obtain the advan‘ages of a modern
sewage disposal plant,
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P'an Farm Operations
Mapping out the fields and plan-
ning the crops-to be grown in them
are two important features of good
farm management. Doing these es-
| sentia] tasks now is better than
waiting until field work starts.
en rrr
Excelsior for packing is made
principally from the cottonwood tree
the wood of which dries into fiber
of light weight.
One-quarter of
America over
the Women of
fifteen years of age
| are paid workers and one-quarter of
| these are married.
Live fish become ‘seasick’ when
transported in railway cars, and a
special tank car is being built to
‘ransport them to the new $3,000,-
000 at Chicago.
A Romanesque Cloister, part of a
Mistercian monastery, given to the
monks of Arlanza in 912 and situat-
ed in the province of Segovia, is
being removed to California.
| usht uff-gaweckel ware
longa shlofelawer we
| ous wore is are net nuff far hands
shaka mit em porra awver is nows
un uff em hame-wake, we si
ene g’frogt hut wos are fun
breddich gadenked het, hut are
sawed: “Es boovly is tsu shmardt.
fus ma
{Ich lenk are hut nuch nix galaesa
| fum Solomon em David.”
Sidder hut are ken goodt wordt
| mae far der nei porma, un se maena
| are daid farleicht sich gons ob-risa
| fun der karrich. Awver won are
doot don is nix farlora. En mon os
so socha dribed set net in en blotz
| g’setzed si woo onera im doonkela
| ivver ene folla.
Luss mich dere sawga der Roberts
is net der amsicht Mormon im Con-
gress odder in der karrich, un won
der divvel gaed fisha far monsleit
weibsmensch si
bait. Un
es shlimsht is are con olsfart sell
farfeered waerdt
ageny
don doot are ma
furnished era
um” is en
es oldt is, un
usht amohl
drin
wore 0S
glawt con’s
ware’s set
us are fint ous we g’schwint os are
en oorsoch fint far der awrem oldt
Divel blama far ene in der letz
wake feera. Es sin usht - tswae
waega—der recht un der letz. Du
konsht net aener
buckel uff der onner draya, un de
weldt hut gons wennich blotz - far
leit woo era hussa ous wara uff da
knee olla winter der hivvel
garechtichkeit nuff groddla un
sitz om rooch-board nunner
uff der onera side im free
Un der divel bloused olsfart
shtengel os lorrich der schnae nuff
woxa far's luch nuch graeser risa.
der
fora
yohr.
and har- |
were used |
de karrich
fraw
der
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WE HAV :
VER COVE OYSTERS
ALL TIMES
MAURICE
AT
BACHMAN’S 5-LB. ALMONE
OYSTERS
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AT REDUCED PRICES
IES
BACHMAN'’S BROKEN, BARS
MT. JOY ALMONDS AND PEANUT CLUSTERS
SCHRAFFT’S CAND!
H. A. DARRENKAM
3 Doors East of Post Office
MOUNT JOY,
& PLAIN BARS
PA.
is
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OF THAT GOOD FR
YOUR
WATCH, HAVE
IT CLEANED AND OI AT REGULAR INTER-
VALS.
YOU WOULD NEVER Hi OF LETTING
YOUR AUTOMOBILE RUN OR 10 YEARS
WITHOUT OIL.
THE SAME CARE
WHY NOT
WARREN H. GREE!
Watchmaker
206 E. Donegal St.
WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVE
OR PHONE 168-R-3
CALL, WRITE
WATCHES AND CLOCKS
WORK GUARANTEED
AND ATTEN
YOUR WATCH
holfter, un |
“ware sich in de g'fore gebt coomed |
sprichwordt so |
broveera, |
dravels oony di!
fun
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The importance of correct fd
in the modern home cannot’
if you wish to entertain your
that will do yourself and your¥
The best way to insure proper
here to make your selections.
H. C. BRUNNE
West Main Street,
iture and furnishing
I. over emphasized,
; ds in a manner
credit.
furnifire is to come
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