RS = I WEDNESDAY, MAY 26th, 1926 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE girls in that town don’t know a nel after 15 years of service but she answered: “I've seen 32 sum- thing about social etiquette but in air service you are retired as mers.” The lady then said: “How By they are there with bells on when an angel after two years. long have you been blind?” it comes to displaying good form. ns ee OWL- LAFFS where There’s a chap living at Salunga| A kitchenette is a place Ww science | This town has laws Men eat in restauranta for one who thinks that everybody who some of the domestic of two reasons. They have a wife was raised on a bottle should be graduates open cans. who can cook and won’t or they able to eat glass without it doing A WISE OWL To guard have a wife who can’t cook and him any harm. wrong does. “FORDS” Charlie Bennett By FOSTER TEA FRYE A chap living in the West End meat grinder the other day an asked me where the deuce some when he looked at the meat after of the people in this town who live it had gone thru the machine, he RY beyond their Was tuning 3 And traffic lights About your parking On FORDS you're almost sure to But what “Yes, but I never sausage In Front you’ll find a Little Crank, {And ’neath the Seat an Empty reads, a mess.’ Well, it’s a darn That never RUNS from off the FORD. About the way to When. cars are p their lights, . A certain girl at school called [they make these sidewalks so nar- | ©, With Laughter) at my office the other day and|row?” - | said: “When you're married twice = ’ | Y. toll you, fellow, 0% to ws isn’t jp : A young girl was doar | YOU bind Some Bliss upon, the ell you, Te £ § said: “No girlie; it’s darn elen, 5% nko : be pretty tough. I see by the 5 2 In her home town she was quite 70st Of Will make you rater what good is any papers that a woman out in Miss- i the bellen, A {Sore € Whools with Dvivers When drunks are ouri sold her husband for $6 and Up in front of the post office|She was proper all right, : | nd a 0 Ros wih VIS | About the town in was arrested next day for being a|the other evening the fellows were | When the lamps were alight, | Wh Tae “GOOD GAS” and need night, prcfiteer. talking about a certain man’s|But out on the porch—there’s ro | “BAD.” anf Dee Disturbing someone’s home? —_— , |girl. One said: “Well, that girl telen. 2 sry What good are laws I told that one to a woman on|is as pretty as a picture.” Just wie ; Sr . el speed Mount Joy street and she said:|then another chap chimed in and I saw a fellow go down street infront Si o Viol, With signs all thr “My God, I'd sell mine for six|said: “Yes, that’s right, but ye the other evening and the fellows! Night: ? Enforce those cents.” gods, what a frame.” in front of Pap Klugh’s swore he | And Shes thrift ghee 1 s | ol 2 you 11 merely Look with Save money, tear r cent | You'll find a Rattle here and there.) a bargain | : : was hump-backed. Later they Just because the world owes you John Meisenberger asked young |learned he was wearing a 59 a living is no earthly reason why a | Hoffer this question back at school: shirt that he bought at fellow shouldn’t pay his groceries. |“If I ate my father and mother, [sale at Lancaster. Nom chit Tong 3 I heard a Main street business Yost would I be?’ Hoffer said: Ye hii | For Jere are none without some | yy hy man tell a customer that Monday. |“Why, a cannibal, of ; TY tell ee John said: “No, I wouldn’t,. I'd be|to And so I'l! tell you now my Boys; waste the cash things, When the word po | in town went ! a store here and, after buying course.” A certain woman > er That if y is ake it Ceas In the days of Jesse James,|an orphan.” a ham, asked the clerk if it was! Toop If Jou wish 10 Iu fe Ase Why have a place they used to hold men up and rob cured. The clerk said: “Yes, | Grease. > laws, 'em with a gun. the girls can do We have a guy In Mount Joy, 3 looking for it with in Mount Joy |ma'am.” Then the lady replied: | a soft job. I[“Well, | : | ee eee etl eee it’s had a relapse.” | Or spend the peop a smile | who is 'To pass a law or pu and a nod of the head. told him to go back to school and — Friday Instead of Saturday | It’s just like a story,—it’s fun. finest of corn all season by plant- | fertilizer, has cod test and can el count all the graduates who paid A man from the country sent in!__ On account of the big time at | ny. (ng @ block every ten days from | ihe 7 I ath B Roy Brown, up at the hardware | income tax, the following ad for the classified : Mt. Joy on Saturday, May 29, the ! now until July - - | oe: houg ht store, says, a man came in and | BL column in the Bulletin—“Anyone ‘next community sale at Florin will | We need a man who will enforce, { asked to see about fifty feet of | I Want to give Some of our wanting to buy a nice fat hog, | | be held on Friday ening) May ln The Iw made in this town, | You may as well try to conduct | his hose. Rby told him he was no!youn chaps a little advice. f| come out and see me.” on’t forget this change in |We need a man who stands for] centipede. y | you AN 3) do service for Uncle — — 12, ate. 2t | right, Yi your business without capital as to] H. J. ENGLE at {Sam, join the air service. In some A certain lady asked one Jl tei... | And not a man, that wears ary and get along without advertis- | MOUNT JOY, PA A chap at Florin says that some branches you are retired as a colo- our old-maids how old she was and Subscribe for The Bulletin. frown. | ing. There's no use, it won't go. ? : Purchased a Lot of LOT WOMEN'S SILK HOSE §§ ALL COLORS 39¢ ONE LOT LADIES’ NEW SPRING COATS ONE LOT MEN'S SHOES Work 1 .00 SALE MEN’S Values Toys 9, $4.50 Values To $20.00 Values To $1.00 Or Dress ONE LOT GIRLS’ SPRING COATS Up to $12.00 $ 88 ONE LOT GIRLS’ DRESSES Values Up To $4.00 One Lot of Men's © ons Men’s Fine Wool Suits A $ 95 ® Well Made Gapments Values to 3 5. 00 Values MEN’S WORK WOMEN’S SILK § ONE LOT LADIES’ D AND CHILDREN’S TROUSERS 0 RESSES [| STOCKINGS Values to $2.50 Values to $15.00 Values to 35¢ BOYS’ SUITS 2 PR. PANTS Values to $12.00 WOMEN’S SILK DRESSES Values to $12,5¢ ONE LOT MEN'S AND WOMEN'S §6.00 COLORED SLICKERS 3 CHILDREN’S RAYON SILK DRESSES Values to $6.00 SALEFWOMEN’S SHOES | ONE LOT WOMEN’S SHOES & OXFORDS | Boys’ $2 Wash Suits § 1 Lg SALE WOMEN’S ,SHOES ONE LOT WOMEN’S LOW SHOES, PUMPS AND 8 Hal i & OXFORDS ¥ 87¢ Up To 4 he 7: 3) Values $ 95 : r Bl $5.00 : 8 To $6.00 0X ASKEWITZ, MOUNT JOY General Merchandise Store Open Every Evening OUR PROTECTION JOE SHAEFFER That comes within our sight. Pe as such laws ab rour lights, aw, : It has such laws about y g Before their very : there are rules! Pick out a man; and pay him well, food. Clea 2 It’s worth its weight in gold, To see a town with laws enforced ever they are, few we all are told. incomes gob the Mon seid: 4 mig be wurst’ Find can tell. ey with which to live beyon eir A customer, who heard him, ? + ICONS plied: 0 A 'At Least -a Pipe or two be-hind. What is the good of Go through our lights on green, sight easier is orl =| jo go shag than ls carry a Two fellows from town, both Tank, Whey I 2n, excuse, asket o eggs ru the crazy drunk as lords, came walking down wv... ure, iz house at Coney Island or to pick |the old line railroad tracks from {You I also ind 2 Cop 30d of Such Re Bp 52 double mattress with pe pa the other evening, each try- Wood; 0 en? i i of an ing to walk on the rail. Finally -ine-Boar ¥ whats the goody oO o. Ww. i FE aids Why in tre devi do And on the Side a Runn-ing-Board, rules, On Main street, after dark? the jail or place, ing the cattle What good’s a traffic light at all, When some go through on red? |in single rows as poor frank, and ordinances With which to guide us right, [We need a man the town against the friends, But never leaves them by, violate some | When they as well, . It’s fine, a rule that , Common carriers when one ' Tariff transportation parking poses when their exceed $150. park, This information received by the Department of Ag- arked without | United States riculture from tion is erpected to left to roam, southeast portion the dead of | | The increased [the breeding | provement, ugh the town? |ists in laws or else for | ment of Agriculture. them down. for such big | 1S likely to cause malformed ears. Plant at least two better | lice is dead? |Variety, or to pass such | blocks. Gardeners fib no sweet le’s money? 1t up signs, tam in flavor 10 CONTINUE OUR SALE Owing to the Backward Season, We Will Continue Our Sale Ten Days Longer and Have SEASONABLE TERCHANDISE of the Manufacturers at a Great Sacrifice Which We Will Offer Yow MEN'S SHOES WORK SHOES 81 MEN’S GAUZE SHIRTS AND DRAWERS 33C EACH PIECE WONDERFUL BARGAINS WOMEN’S AND MISSES’ NEW SPRING HATS BOYS’ SUITS 2 PR. PANTS Values to $10.00 Men's $1.50 Overalls oe | We need a man, that’s true, and And one that can’t be bought, milk, | Or, one who'll sue his honor rank “To do a job,”—We’re taught. who has some | chicks Purebred Bulls Travel at Half Rate | , Association have granted a half-rate as, the light could not be!the bulls to be used for breeding pur- value does not Southern Cattlemen’s the secretary = of that I will do watch ¢ clock Associa- | § repairing at my resi#®nce. All aid in develop- work guaranteed. our pat- industry in the of the country. recognition of good livestock is | . |receiving from commercial regarding |is hastening progress in stock im- according to the United States Port Techni Plant Sweet Corn Sweet corn should not be planted generally en corn variety has [been found to equal You may have this | Chicks Like Drink Start the chicks off on li ; say Pennsylvania State lege poultry specialists. ‘It is eas- ier to teach a young thing to drink than to eat, and by starting ‘the off on a liquid diet, the will make a good “get-away.” I is very undesirable, however, to rule orl,verfeed on protein and when liquid milk is supplied, the mash should contain little high protein eye, The Mt. Joy Bulletin costs only $1.50 per year. & KS of the Socuth- WATCH and CLOCK, REPAIRING I wish to inform th ublie concession on of purebred ronage solicited. which | | BAYLOR igte of Bowman's School of Watch- making, Lancaster, Pa. West Donegal Street J out JOY, PA. pollination as | sources | | special- | vet plant I have about 25 or 30 STONE { | rows of my Golden Ban- | for sale cheap. is is an excellent ‘may 19- 2t CHILDREN'S 3-4 SOX FANCY TOPS Values 2 ( C To 75¢ SALE MEN’S SHOES MEN’S DRESS SHOES i 9m ONE LOT LITTLE BOYS’ CLOTH SUITS Tweeds, Jersey and Flannels Values to $5.00 1 88 c MEN’S DRESS TROUSERS Values to $4.50 ONE LOT MEN’S AND BOYS’ CAPS Values to $1.00 23c MEN’S WORK SHIRTS $1.00 Values
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