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WEDNESDAY, MAY 26th, 1926
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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girls in that town don’t know a nel after 15 years of service but she answered: “I've seen 32 sum-
thing about social etiquette but in air service you are retired as mers.” The lady then said: “How By
they are there with bells on when an angel after two years. long have you been blind?”
it comes to displaying good form. ns ee
OWL- LAFFS
where
There’s a chap living at Salunga| A kitchenette is a place Ww
science | This town has laws
Men eat in restauranta for one who thinks that everybody who some of the domestic
of two reasons. They have a wife was raised on a bottle should be graduates open cans.
who can cook and won’t or they able to eat glass without it doing A WISE OWL To guard
have a wife who can’t cook and him any harm. wrong
does. “FORDS”
Charlie Bennett By
FOSTER TEA FRYE
A chap living in the West End meat grinder the other day an
asked me where the deuce some when he looked at the meat after
of the people in this town who live it had gone thru the machine, he
RY beyond their
Was tuning 3 And traffic lights
About your parking
On FORDS you're almost sure to But what
“Yes, but I never sausage In Front you’ll find a Little Crank,
{And ’neath the Seat an Empty reads,
a mess.’
Well, it’s a darn
That never RUNS from off the
FORD. About the way to
When. cars are p
their lights,
. A certain girl at school called [they make these sidewalks so nar- |
©, With Laughter) at my office the other day and|row?” - |
said: “When you're married twice =
’ |
Y. toll you, fellow, 0% to ws isn’t jp : A young girl was doar | YOU bind Some Bliss upon, the
ell you, Te £ § said: “No girlie; it’s darn elen, 5% nko :
be pretty tough. I see by the 5 2 In her home town she was quite 70st Of Will make you rater what good is any
papers that a woman out in Miss- i the bellen, A {Sore € Whools with Dvivers When drunks are
ouri sold her husband for $6 and Up in front of the post office|She was proper all right, : | nd a 0 Ros wih VIS | About the town in
was arrested next day for being a|the other evening the fellows were | When the lamps were alight, | Wh Tae “GOOD GAS” and need night,
prcfiteer. talking about a certain man’s|But out on the porch—there’s ro | “BAD.” anf Dee Disturbing someone’s home?
—_— , |girl. One said: “Well, that girl telen. 2 sry What good are laws
I told that one to a woman on|is as pretty as a picture.” Just wie ; Sr . el speed
Mount Joy street and she said:|then another chap chimed in and I saw a fellow go down street infront Si o Viol, With signs all thr
“My God, I'd sell mine for six|said: “Yes, that’s right, but ye the other evening and the fellows! Night: ? Enforce those
cents.” gods, what a frame.” in front of Pap Klugh’s swore he | And Shes thrift
ghee 1 s
| ol 2 you 11 merely Look with Save money, tear
r
cent | You'll find a Rattle here and there.)
a bargain |
: : was hump-backed. Later they
Just because the world owes you John Meisenberger asked young |learned he was wearing a 59
a living is no earthly reason why a | Hoffer this question back at school: shirt that he bought at
fellow shouldn’t pay his groceries. |“If I ate my father and mother, [sale at Lancaster. Nom chit Tong 3
I heard a Main street business Yost would I be?’ Hoffer said: Ye hii | For Jere are none without some | yy hy
man tell a customer that Monday. |“Why, a cannibal, of ; TY tell ee
John said: “No, I wouldn’t,. I'd be|to And so I'l! tell you now my Boys;
waste the cash
things,
When the word po
|
in town went !
a store here and, after buying
course.” A certain woman
> er That if y is ake it Ceas
In the days of Jesse James,|an orphan.” a ham, asked the clerk if it was! Toop If Jou wish 10 Iu fe Ase Why have a place
they used to hold men up and rob cured. The clerk said: “Yes, | Grease. > laws,
'em with a gun.
the girls can do
We have a guy
In Mount Joy, 3
looking for
it with
in Mount Joy |ma'am.”
Then the lady replied: |
a soft job. I[“Well,
|
: | ee eee etl eee
it’s had a relapse.”
|
Or spend the peop
a smile | who is 'To pass a law or pu
and a nod of the head. told him to go back to school and — Friday Instead of Saturday | It’s just like a story,—it’s fun. finest of corn all season by plant- | fertilizer, has cod test and can
el count all the graduates who paid A man from the country sent in!__ On account of the big time at | ny. (ng @ block every ten days from | ihe 7 I ath B
Roy Brown, up at the hardware | income tax, the following ad for the classified : Mt. Joy on Saturday, May 29, the ! now until July - - | oe: houg ht
store, says, a man came in and | BL column in the Bulletin—“Anyone ‘next community sale at Florin will | We need a man who will enforce, {
asked to see about fifty feet of | I Want to give Some of our wanting to buy a nice fat hog, | | be held on Friday ening) May ln The Iw made in this town, | You may as well try to conduct |
his hose. Rby told him he was no!youn chaps a little advice. f| come out and see me.” on’t forget this change in |We need a man who stands for]
centipede. y | you AN 3) do service for Uncle — — 12, ate. 2t | right, Yi your business without capital as to] H. J. ENGLE
at {Sam, join the air service. In some A certain lady asked one Jl tei... | And not a man, that wears ary and get along without advertis- | MOUNT JOY, PA
A chap at Florin says that some branches you are retired as a colo- our old-maids how old she was and Subscribe for The Bulletin. frown. | ing. There's no use, it won't go. ? :
Purchased a Lot of
LOT WOMEN'S SILK HOSE §§
ALL COLORS
39¢
ONE LOT LADIES’
NEW SPRING COATS
ONE LOT
MEN'S SHOES
Work 1 .00
SALE
MEN’S
Values
Toys
9,
$4.50
Values
To $20.00
Values
To $1.00
Or Dress
ONE LOT
GIRLS’ SPRING COATS
Up to $12.00 $ 88
ONE LOT
GIRLS’ DRESSES
Values
Up To
$4.00
One Lot of Men's © ons Men’s Fine
Wool Suits A $
95
®
Well Made Gapments
Values to 3 5. 00
Values
MEN’S WORK WOMEN’S SILK § ONE LOT LADIES’
D AND CHILDREN’S
TROUSERS 0 RESSES [| STOCKINGS
Values to $2.50 Values to $15.00 Values to 35¢
BOYS’ SUITS
2 PR. PANTS
Values to $12.00
WOMEN’S SILK
DRESSES
Values to $12,5¢
ONE LOT MEN'S AND
WOMEN'S §6.00
COLORED SLICKERS
3
CHILDREN’S
RAYON SILK
DRESSES
Values to $6.00
SALEFWOMEN’S SHOES |
ONE LOT WOMEN’S
SHOES & OXFORDS |
Boys’ $2
Wash Suits § 1 Lg
SALE WOMEN’S ,SHOES
ONE LOT WOMEN’S
LOW SHOES, PUMPS AND
8 Hal i & OXFORDS ¥
87¢ Up To 4 he 7: 3) Values $ 95 :
r Bl $5.00 : 8 To $6.00 0X
ASKEWITZ, MOUNT JOY
General Merchandise Store Open Every Evening
OUR PROTECTION
JOE SHAEFFER
That comes within our sight. Pe
as such laws ab rour lights, aw, :
It has such laws about y g Before their very :
there are rules! Pick out a man; and pay him well, food.
Clea 2 It’s worth its weight in gold,
To see a town with laws enforced
ever they are, few
we all are told.
incomes gob the Mon seid: 4 mig be wurst’ Find can tell.
ey with which to live beyon eir A customer, who heard him, ? +
ICONS plied: 0 A 'At Least -a Pipe or two be-hind. What is the good of
Go through our lights on green,
sight easier is orl
=| jo go shag than ls carry a Two fellows from town, both Tank, Whey I 2n, excuse,
asket o eggs ru the crazy drunk as lords, came walking down wv... ure,
iz house at Coney Island or to pick |the old line railroad tracks from {You I also ind 2 Cop 30d of Such
Re Bp 52 double mattress with pe pa the other evening, each try- Wood; 0 en? i i of
an ing to walk on the rail. Finally -ine-Boar ¥ whats the goody oO
o. Ww. i FE aids Why in tre devi do And on the Side a Runn-ing-Board, rules,
On Main street, after dark? the
jail or place, ing the cattle
What good’s a traffic light at all,
When some go through on red? |in single rows as poor
frank,
and ordinances
With which to guide us right, [We need a man
the town
against the friends,
But never leaves them by,
violate some
| When they
as well,
. It’s fine,
a rule that
, Common carriers
when one ' Tariff
transportation
parking poses when their
exceed $150.
park, This information received by the
Department of Ag-
arked without | United States
riculture from
tion is erpected to
left to roam,
southeast portion
the dead of |
| The increased
[the breeding
|
provement,
ugh the town? |ists in
laws or else for | ment of Agriculture.
them down.
for such big | 1S likely to cause malformed ears.
Plant at least two
better
|
lice is dead? |Variety, or
to pass such | blocks. Gardeners
fib no sweet
le’s money?
1t up signs, tam in flavor
10 CONTINUE OUR SALE
Owing to the Backward Season, We Will Continue Our Sale Ten Days Longer and Have
SEASONABLE TERCHANDISE of the Manufacturers
at a Great Sacrifice Which We Will Offer Yow
MEN'S SHOES
WORK SHOES
81
MEN’S GAUZE SHIRTS
AND DRAWERS
33C
EACH
PIECE
WONDERFUL BARGAINS
WOMEN’S AND MISSES’
NEW SPRING HATS
BOYS’ SUITS
2 PR. PANTS
Values to $10.00
Men's $1.50
Overalls
oe |
We need a man, that’s true, and
And one that can’t be bought, milk,
| Or, one who'll sue his honor rank
“To do a job,”—We’re taught.
who has some | chicks
Purebred Bulls Travel at Half Rate | ,
Association have
granted a half-rate
as, the light could not be!the
bulls to be used for breeding pur-
value does not
Southern Cattlemen’s
the secretary = of that I will do watch ¢ clock
Associa- | § repairing at my resi#®nce. All
aid in develop- work guaranteed. our pat-
industry in the
of the country.
recognition
of good livestock is |
. |receiving from commercial
regarding |is hastening progress in stock im-
according to
the United States Port Techni
Plant Sweet Corn
Sweet corn should not be planted
generally en
corn variety has
[been found to equal
You may have this |
Chicks Like Drink
Start the chicks off on li ;
say Pennsylvania State
lege poultry specialists. ‘It is eas-
ier to teach a young thing to drink
than to eat, and by starting ‘the
off on a liquid diet, the
will make a good “get-away.” I
is very undesirable, however, to
rule orl,verfeed on protein and when
liquid milk is supplied, the mash
should contain little high protein
eye,
The Mt. Joy Bulletin costs only
$1.50 per year.
&
KS
of the Socuth-
WATCH and CLOCK,
REPAIRING
I wish to inform th ublie
concession on
of purebred
ronage solicited.
which | |
BAYLOR
igte of Bowman's
School of Watch-
making, Lancaster, Pa.
West Donegal Street
J out JOY, PA.
pollination as
|
sources |
|
special- |
vet plant I have about 25 or 30
STONE
{
|
rows of my
Golden Ban- |
for sale cheap. is is an excellent
‘may 19- 2t
CHILDREN'S 3-4 SOX
FANCY TOPS
Values 2 ( C
To 75¢
SALE MEN’S SHOES
MEN’S DRESS SHOES
i 9m
ONE LOT LITTLE BOYS’
CLOTH SUITS
Tweeds, Jersey
and Flannels
Values to $5.00
1 88
c
MEN’S DRESS
TROUSERS
Values to $4.50
ONE LOT MEN’S
AND BOYS’ CAPS
Values to $1.00
23c
MEN’S WORK
SHIRTS
$1.00 Values