PAGE FIVE Corner S : :. re and E. King Sts. hancaster, Penna. Don’t Miss Our 37th Anniversary Sale Exceptio 1al Bargains in Every Dep- artment-Four Days Only Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Satur- day, March 3rd to 6th, 1915 Scores of wonderful values, all new and up-to-date merchan- dise, Here are half a dozen items, selected at random: $6.00 AND $7.50 NEW SPRING DRESSES, $4.37 Panamas, serges and worsted checks; circular skirts, in navy, black, sand colored and gray. $1.00 AND $1.50 WASH DRESSES, 37¢ Lawns, ginghams and percales; stripes on light grounds; pink, blue and lavender, 59¢ MESSALINE, STEHL/I'S SILK, 37¢ standard high-grade Slik Messaline, and 23 inches wide. Our fitty shades, including black regular white 6 YARDS LANCASTER GINGHAMS, 37¢ Everybody knows these standard apron gnghams. Limit, 6 yds. to a customer, 25¢ 5-SEWED HOUSE BROOMS, 2 FOR 37¢ $1250 TO $20 MEN’S SPRING SUITS, $10.37 Manufacturer’s sample line, al! hand tailored, and wonderful value at the price ANNOUNCEMENT The Butterick School of Dressmaking opens here on March 8th and remains here for four weeks only. An expert teacher will In. struct you how to make your own dress from patterns, also how to Inquire at the Pattern fit yourself. Course of 6 lessons, $2.50, Department. WOLLLOOOOOCOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOODODO0L: R11 TL O01 0 CHARLES M. [ESHLEMAN SUCCESSOR TO HAMILTON & ESHLEMAN Practical Artesian * Wzll Driller Digging Water Wells for Factories, Mills and Domestic Purposes. Also Cesspools, Sinks or Blast-holes. ESTIMATES ON APPLICATION SATISFACTION GUARANTEED WORK DONE ON SHORT NOTICE i ALSO REPAIR Salunga, Pa. 1 ALL KINDS OF PUMPS BELL PHONE NO. 25-M LANDISVILLE 1 lil i 11 NOTICE VAAAAAAS Now Is The Time To Ord.r Your Plants Watch this Add. We wish to make it interesting EE. H. Zercher ; . Columbia Ave. Mount Joy, Pa. G11 1101000 6 1G 1 1 11 0 1100 ET E01 0 01 Our Annual February Furniture Sale OFFERS BIGGEST ASSORTMENTS IN THE CITY. HIGHEST STANDARD ALL-YEAR ROUND QUALITY LOWEST PRICES POSITIVELY GUARANTEED $10,000.00 annual location-saving and our other low-operat- Our prices Furni- With consideration of quality, finish ing expenseg bring to you the most sensational on Rugs from Carpets during this annua] sale, immense in ture, and stocks hich to select, and of each piece of Guaranteed Furniture offered, presents savings of 20 to 40 per cent. and construction this sale a ————— -—. \ estenberger, Maey & Myers Ny: | East King St LANCASTER, PA. SPS Gdddodeddodododidofoainiofododuiiedlodetoduniibotuntodudode td. 2.0.2 9 a a rrr EEE EEE EET ETE TTTReReT rete rrr eid ddd ddd endorfodeofofoiood fo | sfosfoolonfeetoetoosfoodesfoufoufoefostontectusfrofosiooe Sl SALE REGISTER A FREE notice of your sale is in- serted here for any length of time, provided we print your sale bills. This is excellent advertising becaus- it is read by so many people suu notice such as the following surely bring the buyers: Thursday, March 4—On the prem- ises one mile south of Mount Joy, along the road leading from Mt. Joy to Columbia, mules, horses, cows and a large lot of good farm imple ments by Mr. J. N. Hershey. Alding- er, auct, Friday, March 5—On the premises at Mastersonville, horses, cows, all the farming implements and the en tire lot of household goods by Mr. David Forney, Jr. Frank, auct. Saturday, Mar. 6—On the premis- es in Bast Donegal, near the Rock Point school house, on the farm of S. H. Tressler, mules, horses, COWS, bulls, heifers, steers, and a large lot of farm implementg only used a few seasons by Jos. Tressler, Frank & Minnich, aucts. Monday, March 8—On the premis- es in Rapho township, on the road leading from Geyer’s Mill to Sch- blacksmith shop, % mile from the former place, horses, cows, shoats, chickens, farming imple- ments and some household goods by Aaron Johnston. Frank auect. Tuesday, Mar. 9—On the Cameron farm in East Donegal, a short dis- tance northeast of Maytown, one hundred head of horses, mules, cows, bulls, steers and all the farming im- plements a 330 acre farm by Samuel Tressler. Frank & Min- ww. wanger’s for H. aucts. Wednesday, March 10—On the Duffy Park farm, near Marietta, 48 head live stock consisting of mules, cows and shoats and a large lot of farm implements and house hold goods by Mr. Frank M. Kann. Aldinger, auct. Thursday, March 11—On of S. S. Wolgemuth, leading from Horst’s Mil bethtown, near Breneman's House, horses, mules, lot Holstein cows. heifers, registered bull some fine young bull calves, sows, shoats, large lot of farm imple- ments and some household goods by Jno. M. Kolp. Aldinger, auct. Friday, March 12—On the premis- es of Edward Youtz, Colebrook Sta- tion, C. and L. R. R. Lebanon Co., about 100 yards from depot, lime stack and lumber by Edward Youtz. Saturday, March 13—On the prem: ises the J. D. Cameron farm near Donega] Springs, horses, mules, cows, heifers, bulls, and a large lot of farm- ing implements and household by Mr. J. S Barnhart, Aldinger auct. Saturday, Marietta nich, horse, to Eliza- School Mar, street, 13—At his stables on Mount Joy, a fhe farm and musicians all correctly costumed, along the road 1 of fancy | | mous musical THE BULLETIN, MT. JOY, PA. THE CIRCUS PRESS AGENT Copyright, Puck By MORRIS ANDERSON. He Writes About the Cornville Gradu- ating Exercises. The Circus Press-Agent, while try- ing to kill t'me waiting for a late train, accompanied the Cornville edi- tor to the graduating exercises of the High School. As the editor was suf- fering from a felon the press-agent wrote up the events in his customary pleasing manner, and added fame if not fortune to the school in question. His remarkable literary effort ap- peared in the Cornville Bugle next day as follows: Last night in the Odd Fellows’ Hall, Cornville’s Pre-eminently Enormous New High-School closed the most pros- perous season of its career with the Most Unequaled, Unapproachable, and Notably Novel Graduating Exercises ever conceived. No more Wonderful and Incomparable exhibition of ora- torical achievements; Artistic, Astounding, Awe-inspiring Vocal ex- ploits; Extraordinary, Pyramidal, and Prodigally proficient musical effects, were ever offered on any Commence- ment programme in Sacred or Pro- fane History in this or any other land. At 7.30 the curtain ascended, dis- playing the ht Young Lady and Gentlemen graduates, the Board of Ed- ucation, the Teachers and Members of the school surrounded by potted plants and countless flags. Surely an eye-feast of Sumptuous Kaleidoscopic before has there ay of Spec- the Lux- ) \ costumes, Superb toilets, waving Banners, tropical foli- age, Celebrities of Cornville life, teach- scientists, church dig- athletes, sages, Never scholars, nitaries, historians, ers, Transce tally Beautiful, Substantial, Surprising, and Satisfying opening to the Pleasurable performances to follow. Mr. Isadore Jones, the World’s Fa- director and talented leader of the Methodist choir, next weilded his baton over a corps of more than thirty prominent singers and soloists from the United Classes of this Highest of all High-Schools. This Superb sight was most bewilder- ingly grand, and opened to the eyes of the Countless spectators a greater making it a Most | Blaze of Glory and Music than could goods | large lot of acclimated horses, colts | Auct, Monday, March 15—On the premis- a short distance off the Manheim Krady’s Nursery, Mount Joy, horses, es, road, near > miles east of COWS, lot of household goods by Mr. E. N. Musser. Minnich, auect, north of Erisman’s the road leading from Mt Joy Manheim, horses, mules, shoats, farm implements, ga gasoline engine and some goods by Mr. E. N. Musser. Wednesday, Mar. 17—On the prem- fses, the B. F. Hiestand farm, on the road leading from the Long Lane to the church, just to 20 household a five minute’s ley, horses, mules, 12 colts, chick- ens, a large lot of farm implements | Novel elocution and mules by Mr. Ed Ream. Zeller, | \oVel elocuul | Miss De lot | ar: of shoats, farming implements, and a| ¢ COWS, | h. p.| | perb, Glorious, and original departure { from the customary mediocre perform- i ances so often fostered upon the Com- Marietta & Lancaster | pike, 1-4 mile northeast of Marietta, | walk from the trol- | and some household goods, by Chas. | H. Staley. Frank, auct. H. Myers estate farm, one northwest of Mount Joy, horses, cows bulls, heifers large lot of farming implements by Dr. C. F. Markle ang Kready, assignees of Gardner. Mumma, auct. mules, Springs Hotel, 20 head and cords locust wood Frank, 20—At Barbara Locust Posts, 25 Ira Habecker. Saturday, March North exceptionally by auct, ware- Mt. of Also 1 im- his house: on street, an large lot implements second-hand wecomer, 1s T Franl Auct March 25—At the trol r Mount Joy, Union bank First Farm- Bank mpany and H. Thu rsday, iting National Mt N stock, tional Mt stock, Crean School bonds stock by Chas. uctionee March 26 Joy street of honusel On the premises Mount Mount Joy lare lot n B S Dillinger sed om dec auct. Ma Dillinger. Saturday, Marietta st lot of acclimated horses, colts and mules by Mr. Ed Ream. Zeller, { Auet | Saturday, Mar, 27—On {farm near Marietta, a large lot stables Joy, a A Mount on reet, large | Aldinger, auet, and a | | breaking sorrow, the dewy tears the B. Frank | William L. | | Teachers, Saturday, March 20—At the Silver | of western | acclimated horses, 1000 Mortised | the Duffy | of | household goods by Frank M. Kann. '! be evolved from the Simultaneous presentation of a score of choirs from Cornville’s most Lavishly Splendid Churches. Display Number Two proved to be a Distinctive and Distinguisaed Nov- elty entitled “the Class Will.” A per- fect whirlwind of fun and humor by the comical Miss Perkins. A Wonderful and Incomparable: ex- hibition of Exhilarating, Dashing, and was next introduced Graceful and Accomplished Kelly, who recited the Ter- rific Real Roman Four-Horse Chariot- 3 from Ben Hur. The Marvelous Magnificent talent displayed sep- this supreme performance from r mere imitators. The Crowning culmination by the of the | Commencement Sensation of the Cen- : | tury was the unparalleled and scarce- Monday, March 15—On the premis- | es 3 miles east of Mt. Joy, one mile | off | ly believable performance of Mr. James Johnson in his Mystic Mystery act entitled “the Class Prophecy,” in which the future life of his classmates was laid bare the mystified and breathless audience. Certainly a su- to mencement-loving public. The Acme and Idealization of Ora- torical Splendor, without Peer or Par- allel, was the Stupendous Oration de- livered by the Peerless Pride of the Prodigiously Proficient Cornville High- School on the subject of “Life, Lib- and Justice; or, The Crime of Nation.” A very important and part of this Grand Com- erty the impressive | posite Exhibitional Enterprise. Friday, March 19—On the Christian | mile | No writer, however skilful, can tell in words. no painter can produce on | canvas, no sculptor ean perpetuate in marble, the impressiveness, the heart- Absolutely Unparalleled agony dis- played by the Valedictorian of the Class in her beautiful farewell to the Board of Education, and Schoolmates. At the conclusion of her remarkable remarks the Gifted Young Lady, the Teachers, Officers, Class- mates, and Audience joined in one { Enormous, United, and Colo episode of Peer s uttered by tl e closing ramme 1e eminent sive tively RL Constable Wil Constable Jos scupies Fiit yh Kramer who. the W. B. Detwiler ner of David street and * haa n 1 the prop- Harry Leib W. B. Det- rty Pied by Mr and 1 by Mr wiler on Hopewell street hased ——r Read the Bulletin Advertise, in the Mt. Joy Bulletin. We print all the news fit to print. | rant in every style Tye Elocutioniat Copyright, Puck By TOM P. MORGAN. “Read a good joke once,” said the old janitor, “in which a boy answered a question of his teacher's by stating that elocution was a method employed in some States for puttin’ people to death. That was pretty far-fetched, of course, but I am here to say that, as for me, elocution, of the common or domestic variety, comes nearer to throwin’ me into nervous procrastina- | tion than ‘most anything else that ever | appears on the stage in this opery | house. I do surely think elocutionists are the paltriest people on earth! | One of ’em destroyed our elegant | rocky gorge scene, years ago, by | havin’ a fit and wallopin’ around | all over the place with his head stuck through the middle of it; and I baven’t forgotten him for it yet, either! But, anyhow, what kind of a way is it to get up and recite some biece that was written for the Fifth Reader by some infernal old Roman or other and call that performin’? Schucks! What I consider performin’ it either rescuin helples maidens from the clutches of designin’ villaing or buzz-saws, or such spinnin’ your head in iddle of the Ssometiung of that sort tne genuine talent. The elocutionis i, she ain’t a lady, and pity, generally necked, desiccated you long, dark hair, who, tertainin’ you, only that he’d be heap s propriately t; or else top of stage, lakes wien an ob- spindle- with of en- think as tig right around on the the n or it therefore ject of is a tead mak you a ap- hoovked but situated if he wa up betwixt the handles of a plain serviceable plow, cause to ask, away down deep in your art, who it was that told him he had tal- ent? “That is enters my and you that always when I see an elo- cutionist approacuin’ the footlights and preparin’ to favor us with an imita- ton of a man edifyin’ an audience— who told him he could do it? Look- in’ at it another way, I sometimes con. sider that, after all, these paltry peo- ple are sinned against fully as much as they sin. It is not really they who are all to blame; part of the condem- nation belongs to the person who told them they had talent. Havin’ been so told, they honestly believe they are cut out for entertainers, when in re- ality they were predestined to be oc- logenarians or postage-stamp collect- ors or something equally as harmless the real criminal is the demon who continually goes up and down the earth tellin’ the round incompetents that they are exactly fitted to fill square holes and absolutely hopeless fizzles they destined to accomplish And while in so doin’ great injustice on the he does the his lyin’ flattery a still the public can the question mind that are greal things. ne 1nuaicCes a public, I believe petty victims of more griey wrong, S They Have Water, Now Our councilmen were sure on the job those balmy days recently. The beautiful weather and being able to get abundant help enabled them to lay that four-inch water main on West Donega] street about as quick. ly as the one was laid on the south side of this same street. The main now extends a short distance be- yond the residence of Mr. William Wintermeyer. A new fire plug was placed at its terminug and the resi- dence of Mr. B. O. Musser and Wm. Wintermeyer, the latter the Helman farm, were connected with the main. The street wil] now be re- paired as far as the boro limits by the Street committee, a ete Our Ads Bring Results—Try ft. Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulletin. Subscribe for the Mi. Joy Bulletin ———— er Trmr——— Lyceum Course SEASON 1914 and 1915 Mount Joy Hall ATTRACTIONS: Thursday, Mar, 4, 1915 THOMAS JUBILEES COURSE TICKETS, $1 FINE ATTRACTIONS GENERAL ADMISSION 30¢ IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS OF LANCASTER CO. estate of William Book No. 23, Page |SPe ne ed an additional the creditors on Febru- notice is hereby given to of the said William L. » to make proof of their 1 against the assigned estate by affidavit as provided by an act of Assembly of June 4, 1901 (P. L. 411) within six months from the date of this notice, or be debarred forev- er from coming in upon the funds of {sald assigned estate for distribution. DR. COT MARKEL, B. FRANK KREADY, H. Frank Eshleman. J. W. Brown, Attorneys, Lancaster, Pa, Feb 9, 1915. feh.10-4t IN THE ORPHANS’ COURT OF LANCASTER COUNTY of ie Simons, 1 deceased that a pe- In Estate late of Mount Joy Notice ig 1} the tition has t poor, + tay away from the elocutionist if they | noose, but the elocutioni can’t get away [rom himselrs “1 got to thinkin’, the other day— of course it couldn’t be worked but what snap it would be if it only ould!-—that it would be a brilliant dis- play of poetic justice if a Peace Com- mittee could be formed in every com- munity to ketch come along, pop ’em into a hall a ney together and make em elocut would occur, with about 14—count them—14 genuine man-eatin’ elocution- himself heard above all the one tellin’ about havin’ fought in the arena every form of man and beast that Rome's vast empire could bring against him; another proclaimin’ that Curfew shouldn’t ring that night; a third defyin’ Appius Claudius to go on with his trial; the next one moan- in’ about a lady whose name has al- ways struck me as bein’ Mabelgentle- mabelwithherfaceagainstthepane look- in’ out across the waters at what I have never heard called anything but the Beaconlightatrembleintherain, and an able-bodied gur-r-r-r-ratin’ through his clenched fists that sqQme- body persisted in keepin’ him chained here day after day and night after night in this accursed dungeon and sayin’ that he was mad—not just plain, common crazy, you understand, but ma-a-a-ad, muh-ad-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, har, har, har-r-r-rr-r-r! And so forth. “Of course, as I say, it is out of the question and couldn’t be done; but if it was practicable and the law would permit, I-—golly! that’s the kind of elocutionary entertainment I'd jo ug 0 make rest rest; one put any on natg presume, vive.” The old- to cry for a lot the modern more than ette r & man say he likes to es or WOrkK, to speak up and say A NEW RESTAURANT I have opened a first-class restau. at my residence on Falrview t where I serve the best of re a erything in season. Try my oysters Clams, ete JNO. B. GANTZ Fairview Street Mt. Joy, Pa Mt. Joy's Best Paper—Bulletin. Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulletin. Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulletin. the elocutionists as 22d to each Think of the proceedin’s that recitin’ in unison, every one tryin’ of Clerk b, 24-3t SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY ON FRIDAY, ASSIGNEES’ MARCH 19, 1915 on the rm, on Mount wn 1 pai mules, coming years A Bl. old; 1 pair mules coming 4 years old; 1 Kentucky bred it; 1 bay mare, standard bred; 2 mares, . W. Garber Assignees. Wednepday, March 3, 19] Wore, Fur Soe, For Rear FOR SALE—A Thor Electric Wash- er, practically new, cost $85, will sell for half; Aslp a good organ. No reasonable offer refused as I need the room. H. E. Klugh, Mount Joy, mar 3-4t, WANTED: —Five salesmen for Pennsylvania capable of earning $128 Or more per month, Compensation limited only by ability of the man. Doan 0i] Co., Cleveland, Ohio. ere ee eB For Sale—Good Mason & Hamlin organ. Apply at this office. 2t For Sale—Poultry houses and poul- try wire. Inquire of J. L. Brunner. tf. WANTED—A gir] for general house work. Apply at once to Mrs. Minnie Breneman, Mount Joy. 2t FOR SALE—A portable frame gar age, 12x16. Call on J. M. Backen- stoe, Mt, Joy. ts FOR SALE—Pure Bred Hampshire Service Boars; Norman Stauffer, Route 1, Marietta, Pa, jan.20-t | LOST—A {Marietta and | ward between streets. : Re- for its return to this office. 1t Day Old Chicks—S. C. White Leg. horns for sale, 10c a ch. Also Cus- tom Hatching at 4c a ch. Newpher Mount Joy. tf NOTICE—I am prepareq to do all kinds of hauling, rlowing lots, and of kind. Charges very Jacob Brown, Mt. Joy. tf. silver dollar Donegal WOrk reasons that DAY OLD CHICKS—S. C. W. Leg horn fi Custom Hatching a Write or phone for prices al Farm, B, L. Keener, Bell hone 130-23. jan 13-tg. SALE—The D, L. Hauenstein ty Frank street, Mt. Joy; fi arm with good buildings f Landisville. For particulars B. E. Hiestand, Real HEstste Mount Joy, feb.17-2t plants in bloom at this time greenhouse are azaleas, hya-~ cinths, daffodils, geraniums and prim. ulas, Palms, rubber plants, arauca- |rias, dracaenas, ferns, rex and other |begoniag are the ornamental plants you will find there. Come and sea them, M. E. & R. Hoffer EUDONA—The New Sachet Pow sale, on The at our -| der—will give your linen, writing pa- per, etc. a delightful fragrance A | vholesome spicy perfume that cam- not fail to please because everything that enters into its composition is pleasant. A generous packet will be mailed on receipt of 10ec (coin preferred H. R. Vedder, Audobom, N. J dec.1-3ma. COUPONS—A new profit evice has been head- The purchase TRAVEL, coupons TRAVEL Cently by ompany witha at Wildwood, N J this: With every certain storeg a is given These holder to every dollar in trips aration for the holder but the coupons are anywhere at any and original indications in and other cities ied out is liable in a short makes a very ium particulars M. Boyd, Mt. Joy. 1t are new pular £0r Private Sale Sherk Ore Banks, large of sawed near lum. (sawed and 2000 posts by is I wood Notice Sheaffer, late Lancaster istration on said to the indebted granted addi- Mount Proposal iount which set ime \ oy Read the Bulletin Mt. 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