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Corner S : :. re and E. King Sts.
hancaster, Penna.
Don’t Miss Our 37th
Anniversary Sale
Exceptio 1al Bargains in Every Dep-
artment-Four Days Only
Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Satur-
day, March 3rd to 6th, 1915
Scores of wonderful values, all new and up-to-date merchan-
dise, Here are half a dozen items, selected at random:
$6.00 AND $7.50 NEW SPRING DRESSES, $4.37
Panamas, serges and worsted checks; circular skirts, in navy,
black, sand colored and gray.
$1.00 AND $1.50 WASH DRESSES, 37¢
Lawns, ginghams and percales; stripes on light grounds; pink,
blue and lavender,
59¢ MESSALINE, STEHL/I'S SILK, 37¢
standard high-grade Slik Messaline,
and 23 inches wide.
Our fitty shades,
including black
regular
white
6 YARDS LANCASTER GINGHAMS, 37¢
Everybody knows these standard apron gnghams. Limit, 6 yds.
to a customer,
25¢ 5-SEWED HOUSE BROOMS, 2 FOR 37¢
$1250 TO $20 MEN’S SPRING SUITS, $10.37
Manufacturer’s sample line, al! hand tailored, and wonderful
value at the price
ANNOUNCEMENT
The Butterick School of Dressmaking opens here on March 8th
and remains here for four weeks only. An expert teacher will In.
struct you how to make your own dress from patterns, also how to
Inquire at the Pattern
fit yourself. Course of 6 lessons, $2.50,
Department.
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SUCCESSOR TO HAMILTON & ESHLEMAN
Practical
Artesian
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Digging Water Wells for Factories, Mills and Domestic Purposes.
Also Cesspools, Sinks or Blast-holes.
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Our Annual February Furniture Sale
OFFERS BIGGEST ASSORTMENTS IN THE CITY. HIGHEST
STANDARD ALL-YEAR ROUND QUALITY LOWEST PRICES
POSITIVELY GUARANTEED
$10,000.00 annual location-saving and our other low-operat-
Our
prices Furni-
With
consideration of quality, finish
ing expenseg bring to you the most sensational on
Rugs
from
Carpets during this annua] sale, immense
in
ture, and
stocks hich to select, and
of each piece of Guaranteed Furniture offered,
presents savings of 20 to 40 per cent.
and construction
this sale
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SALE REGISTER
A FREE notice of your sale is in-
serted here for any length of time,
provided we print your sale bills.
This is excellent advertising becaus-
it is read by so many people suu
notice such as the following
surely bring the buyers:
Thursday, March 4—On the prem-
ises one mile south of Mount Joy,
along the road leading from Mt. Joy
to Columbia, mules, horses, cows
and a large lot of good farm imple
ments by Mr. J. N. Hershey. Alding-
er, auct,
Friday, March 5—On the premises
at Mastersonville, horses, cows, all
the farming implements and the en
tire lot of household goods by Mr.
David Forney, Jr. Frank, auct.
Saturday, Mar. 6—On the premis-
es in Bast Donegal, near the Rock
Point school house, on the farm of
S. H. Tressler, mules, horses, COWS,
bulls, heifers, steers, and a large lot
of farm implementg only used a few
seasons by Jos. Tressler, Frank &
Minnich, aucts.
Monday, March 8—On the premis-
es in Rapho township, on the road
leading from Geyer’s Mill to Sch-
blacksmith shop, % mile
from the former place, horses, cows,
shoats, chickens, farming imple-
ments and some household goods by
Aaron Johnston. Frank auect.
Tuesday, Mar. 9—On the Cameron
farm in East Donegal, a short dis-
tance northeast of Maytown, one
hundred head of horses, mules, cows,
bulls, steers and all the farming im-
plements a 330 acre farm by
Samuel Tressler. Frank & Min-
ww.
wanger’s
for
H.
aucts.
Wednesday, March 10—On the
Duffy Park farm, near Marietta, 48
head live stock consisting of mules,
cows and shoats and a large
lot of farm implements and house
hold goods by Mr. Frank M. Kann.
Aldinger, auct.
Thursday, March 11—On
of S. S. Wolgemuth,
leading from Horst’s Mil
bethtown, near Breneman's
House, horses, mules, lot
Holstein cows. heifers, registered
bull some fine young bull calves,
sows, shoats, large lot of farm imple-
ments and some household goods by
Jno. M. Kolp. Aldinger, auct.
Friday, March 12—On the premis-
es of Edward Youtz, Colebrook Sta-
tion, C. and L. R. R. Lebanon Co.,
about 100 yards from depot, lime
stack and lumber by Edward Youtz.
Saturday, March 13—On the prem:
ises the J. D. Cameron farm near
Donega] Springs, horses, mules, cows,
heifers, bulls, and a large lot of farm-
ing implements and household
by Mr. J. S Barnhart, Aldinger
auct.
Saturday,
Marietta
nich,
horse,
to Eliza-
School
Mar,
street,
13—At his stables
on Mount Joy, a
fhe farm and musicians all correctly costumed,
along the road 1
of fancy |
| mous musical
THE BULLETIN, MT. JOY, PA.
THE CIRCUS
PRESS AGENT
Copyright, Puck
By MORRIS ANDERSON.
He Writes About the Cornville Gradu-
ating Exercises.
The Circus Press-Agent, while try-
ing to kill t'me waiting for a late
train, accompanied the Cornville edi-
tor to the graduating exercises of the
High School. As the editor was suf-
fering from a felon the press-agent
wrote up the events in his customary
pleasing manner, and added fame if
not fortune to the school in question.
His remarkable literary effort ap-
peared in the Cornville Bugle next day
as follows:
Last night in the Odd Fellows’ Hall,
Cornville’s Pre-eminently Enormous
New High-School closed the most pros-
perous season of its career with the
Most Unequaled, Unapproachable, and
Notably Novel Graduating Exercises
ever conceived. No more Wonderful
and Incomparable exhibition of ora-
torical achievements; Artistic,
Astounding, Awe-inspiring Vocal ex-
ploits; Extraordinary, Pyramidal, and
Prodigally proficient musical effects,
were ever offered on any Commence-
ment programme in Sacred or Pro-
fane History in this or any other land.
At 7.30 the curtain ascended, dis-
playing the ht Young Lady and
Gentlemen graduates, the Board of Ed-
ucation, the Teachers and Members
of the school surrounded by potted
plants and countless flags. Surely an
eye-feast of Sumptuous Kaleidoscopic
before has there
ay of Spec-
the Lux-
) \ costumes, Superb
toilets, waving Banners, tropical foli-
age, Celebrities of Cornville life, teach-
scientists, church dig-
athletes, sages,
Never
scholars,
nitaries, historians,
ers,
Transce tally
Beautiful, Substantial, Surprising, and
Satisfying opening to the Pleasurable
performances to follow.
Mr. Isadore Jones, the World’s Fa-
director and talented
leader of the Methodist choir, next
weilded his baton over a corps of
more than thirty prominent singers
and soloists from the United Classes
of this Highest of all High-Schools.
This Superb sight was most bewilder-
ingly grand, and opened to the eyes of
the Countless spectators a greater
making it a Most
| Blaze of Glory and Music than could
goods |
large lot of acclimated horses, colts |
Auct,
Monday, March 15—On the premis-
a short distance off the Manheim
Krady’s Nursery,
Mount Joy, horses,
es,
road, near > miles
east of COWS,
lot of household goods by Mr. E. N.
Musser. Minnich, auect,
north of Erisman’s
the road leading from Mt Joy
Manheim, horses, mules,
shoats, farm implements, ga
gasoline engine and some
goods by Mr. E. N. Musser.
Wednesday, Mar. 17—On the prem-
fses, the B. F. Hiestand farm, on
the road leading from the Long
Lane to the
church, just
to
20
household
a five minute’s
ley, horses, mules, 12 colts, chick-
ens, a large lot of farm implements
| Novel elocution
and mules by Mr. Ed Ream. Zeller, | \oVel elocuul
| Miss De
lot | ar:
of shoats, farming implements, and a| ¢
COWS, |
h. p.|
| perb, Glorious, and original departure
{ from the customary mediocre perform-
i ances so often fostered upon the Com-
Marietta & Lancaster |
pike, 1-4 mile northeast of Marietta, |
walk from the trol- |
and some household goods, by Chas. |
H. Staley. Frank, auct.
H. Myers estate farm, one
northwest of Mount Joy,
horses, cows bulls, heifers
large lot of farming implements by
Dr. C. F. Markle ang
Kready, assignees of
Gardner. Mumma, auct.
mules,
Springs Hotel, 20 head
and
cords locust wood
Frank,
20—At
Barbara
Locust Posts, 25
Ira Habecker.
Saturday, March
North
exceptionally
by auct,
ware-
Mt.
of
Also
1 im-
his
house: on street,
an large lot
implements
second-hand
wecomer,
1s T Franl Auct
March 25—At the trol
r Mount Joy, Union
bank First
Farm-
Bank
mpany and
H.
Thu
rsday,
iting
National Mt
N
stock,
tional Mt stock,
Crean
School bonds
stock
by Chas.
uctionee
March 26
Joy street
of honusel
On the premises
Mount Mount Joy
lare lot
n
B
S
Dillinger
sed
om
dec auct.
Ma
Dillinger.
Saturday,
Marietta st
lot of acclimated horses, colts
and mules by Mr. Ed Ream. Zeller,
{ Auet
| Saturday, Mar, 27—On
{farm near Marietta, a large lot
stables
Joy, a
A
Mount
on reet,
large
|
Aldinger, auet,
and a |
| breaking sorrow, the dewy tears the
B. Frank |
William L. |
| Teachers,
Saturday, March 20—At the Silver |
of western |
acclimated horses, 1000 Mortised |
the Duffy |
of
| household goods by Frank M. Kann. '!
be evolved from the Simultaneous
presentation of a score of choirs from
Cornville’s most Lavishly Splendid
Churches.
Display Number Two proved to be
a Distinctive and Distinguisaed Nov-
elty entitled “the Class Will.” A per-
fect whirlwind of fun and humor by
the comical Miss Perkins.
A Wonderful and Incomparable: ex-
hibition of Exhilarating, Dashing, and
was next introduced
Graceful and Accomplished
Kelly, who recited the Ter-
rific Real Roman Four-Horse Chariot-
3 from Ben Hur. The Marvelous
Magnificent talent displayed sep-
this supreme performance from
r mere imitators.
The Crowning culmination
by the
of the
| Commencement Sensation of the Cen-
: | tury was the unparalleled and scarce-
Monday, March 15—On the premis- |
es 3 miles east of Mt. Joy, one mile |
off |
ly believable performance of Mr.
James Johnson in his Mystic Mystery
act entitled “the Class Prophecy,” in
which the future life of his classmates
was laid bare the mystified and
breathless audience. Certainly a su-
to
mencement-loving public.
The Acme and Idealization of Ora-
torical Splendor, without Peer or Par-
allel, was the Stupendous Oration de-
livered by the Peerless Pride of the
Prodigiously Proficient Cornville High-
School on the subject of “Life, Lib-
and Justice; or, The Crime of
Nation.” A very important and
part of this Grand Com-
erty
the
impressive
| posite Exhibitional Enterprise.
Friday, March 19—On the Christian |
mile |
No writer, however skilful, can tell
in words. no painter can produce on |
canvas, no sculptor ean perpetuate in
marble, the impressiveness, the heart-
Absolutely Unparalleled agony dis-
played by the Valedictorian of the
Class in her beautiful farewell to the
Board of Education, and
Schoolmates. At the conclusion of her
remarkable remarks the Gifted Young
Lady, the Teachers, Officers, Class-
mates, and Audience joined in one
{ Enormous, United, and Colo
episode of
Peer
s uttered by tl
e closing
ramme 1e
eminent
sive
tively
RL
Constable Wil
Constable Jos
scupies
Fiit
yh Kramer who.
the W. B. Detwiler
ner of David street and
* haa n 1 the prop-
Harry Leib
W. B. Det-
rty Pied by Mr
and 1 by Mr
wiler on Hopewell street
hased
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rant
in every style
Tye
Elocutioniat
Copyright, Puck
By TOM P. MORGAN.
“Read a good joke once,” said the
old janitor, “in which a boy answered a
question of his teacher's by stating
that elocution was a method employed
in some States for puttin’ people to
death. That was pretty far-fetched, of
course, but I am here to say that, as
for me, elocution, of the common or
domestic variety, comes nearer to
throwin’ me into nervous procrastina- |
tion than ‘most anything else that ever |
appears on the stage in this opery |
house.
I do surely think elocutionists
are the paltriest people on earth! |
One of ’em destroyed our elegant |
rocky gorge scene, years ago, by |
havin’ a fit and wallopin’ around |
all over the place with his head
stuck through the middle of it; and
I baven’t forgotten him for it yet,
either! But, anyhow, what kind of
a way is it to get up and recite some
biece that was written for the Fifth
Reader by some infernal old Roman
or other and call that performin’?
Schucks! What I consider performin’
it either rescuin helples maidens
from the clutches of designin’ villaing
or buzz-saws, or such
spinnin’
your head in iddle of the
Ssometiung of that sort tne
genuine talent. The elocutionis i,
she ain’t a lady, and
pity, generally
necked, desiccated you
long, dark hair, who,
tertainin’ you, only
that he’d be heap s
propriately
t; or else
top of
stage,
lakes
wien
an ob-
spindle-
with
of en-
think
as tig
right around on the
the n
or it
therefore
ject of is
a
tead
mak you
a ap-
hoovked
but
situated if he wa
up betwixt the handles of a plain
serviceable plow, cause to
ask, away down deep in your art,
who it was that told him he had tal-
ent?
“That is
enters my
and
you
that always
when I see an elo-
cutionist approacuin’ the footlights and
preparin’ to favor us with an imita-
ton of a man edifyin’ an audience—
who told him he could do it? Look-
in’ at it another way, I sometimes con.
sider that, after all, these paltry peo-
ple are sinned against fully as much
as they sin. It is not really they who
are all to blame; part of the condem-
nation belongs to the person who told
them they had talent. Havin’ been so
told, they honestly believe they are
cut out for entertainers, when in re-
ality they were predestined to be oc-
logenarians or postage-stamp collect-
ors or something equally as harmless
the real criminal is the demon who
continually goes up and down the earth
tellin’ the round incompetents that
they are exactly fitted to fill square
holes and absolutely hopeless fizzles
they destined to accomplish
And while in so doin’
great injustice on the
he does the
his lyin’ flattery a still
the public can
the question
mind
that are
greal things.
ne 1nuaicCes a
public, I believe
petty victims of
more griey wrong,
S
They Have Water, Now
Our councilmen were sure on the
job those balmy days recently. The
beautiful weather and being able to
get abundant help enabled them to
lay that four-inch water main on
West Donega] street about as quick.
ly as the one was laid on the south
side of this same street. The main
now extends a short distance be-
yond the residence of Mr. William
Wintermeyer. A new fire plug was
placed at its terminug and the resi-
dence of Mr. B. O. Musser and Wm.
Wintermeyer, the latter the Helman
farm, were connected with the
main. The street wil] now be re-
paired as far as the boro limits by
the Street committee,
a ete
Our Ads Bring Results—Try ft.
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Lyceum Course
SEASON
1914 and 1915
Mount Joy Hall
ATTRACTIONS:
Thursday, Mar, 4, 1915
THOMAS JUBILEES
COURSE TICKETS, $1
FINE ATTRACTIONS
GENERAL ADMISSION 30¢
IN THE COURT OF COMMON
PLEAS OF LANCASTER CO.
estate of William
Book No. 23, Page |SPe
ne ed an additional
the creditors on Febru-
notice is hereby given to
of the said William L.
» to make proof of their
1 against the assigned estate by
affidavit as provided by an act of
Assembly of June 4, 1901 (P. L.
411) within six months from the date
of this notice, or be debarred forev-
er from coming in upon the funds of
{sald assigned estate for distribution.
DR. COT MARKEL,
B. FRANK KREADY,
H. Frank Eshleman.
J. W. Brown,
Attorneys,
Lancaster, Pa, Feb 9, 1915. feh.10-4t
IN THE ORPHANS’ COURT OF
LANCASTER COUNTY
of ie Simons,
1 deceased
that a pe-
In Estate
late of Mount Joy
Notice ig 1}
the
tition has t
poor, +
tay away from the elocutionist if they |
noose, but the elocutioni can’t get
away [rom himselrs
“1 got to thinkin’, the other day—
of course it couldn’t be worked but
what snap it would be if it only
ould!-—that it would be a brilliant dis-
play of poetic justice if a Peace Com-
mittee could be formed in every com-
munity to ketch
come along, pop ’em into a hall
a
ney
together and make em elocut
would occur, with about 14—count
them—14 genuine man-eatin’ elocution-
himself heard above all the
one tellin’ about havin’ fought
in the arena every form of man and
beast that Rome's vast empire could
bring against him; another proclaimin’
that Curfew shouldn’t ring that night;
a third defyin’ Appius Claudius to go
on with his trial; the next one moan-
in’ about a lady whose name has al-
ways struck me as bein’ Mabelgentle-
mabelwithherfaceagainstthepane look-
in’ out across the waters at what I
have never heard called anything but
the Beaconlightatrembleintherain, and
an able-bodied gur-r-r-r-ratin’
through his clenched fists that sqQme-
body persisted in keepin’ him chained
here day after day and night after
night in this accursed dungeon and
sayin’ that he was mad—not just plain,
common crazy, you understand, but
ma-a-a-ad, muh-ad-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, har, har,
har-r-r-rr-r-r! And so forth.
“Of course, as I say, it is out of the
question and couldn’t be done; but
if it was practicable and the law would
permit, I-—golly! that’s the kind of
elocutionary entertainment I'd jo
ug
0 make
rest
rest;
one
put
any
on
natg
presume,
vive.”
The old-
to cry for
a lot the modern
more than
ette
r & man say he
likes to
es or
WOrkK,
to speak up and say
A NEW RESTAURANT
I have opened a first-class restau.
at my residence on Falrview
t where I serve the best of
re a
erything in season. Try my oysters
Clams, ete
JNO. B. GANTZ
Fairview Street Mt. Joy, Pa
Mt. Joy's Best Paper—Bulletin.
Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulletin.
Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulletin.
the elocutionists as 22d
to each
Think of the proceedin’s that
recitin’ in unison, every one tryin’ of
Clerk
b, 24-3t
SALE OF PERSONAL
PROPERTY
ON FRIDAY,
ASSIGNEES’
MARCH 19, 1915
on the
rm, on
Mount
wn 1 pai mules, coming years
A Bl. old; 1 pair mules coming 4
years old; 1 Kentucky bred
it; 1 bay mare, standard bred; 2
mares,
. W. Garber
Assignees.
Wednepday, March 3, 19]
Wore, Fur Soe, For Rear
FOR SALE—A Thor Electric Wash-
er, practically new, cost $85, will sell
for half; Aslp a good organ. No
reasonable offer refused as I need
the room. H. E. Klugh, Mount Joy,
mar 3-4t,
WANTED: —Five salesmen for
Pennsylvania capable of earning $128
Or more per month, Compensation
limited only by ability of the man.
Doan 0i] Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
ere ee eB
For Sale—Good Mason & Hamlin
organ. Apply at this office. 2t
For Sale—Poultry houses and poul-
try wire. Inquire of J. L. Brunner. tf.
WANTED—A gir] for general house
work. Apply at once to Mrs. Minnie
Breneman, Mount Joy. 2t
FOR SALE—A portable frame gar
age, 12x16. Call on J. M. Backen-
stoe, Mt, Joy. ts
FOR SALE—Pure Bred Hampshire
Service Boars; Norman Stauffer,
Route 1, Marietta, Pa, jan.20-t
| LOST—A
{Marietta and
| ward
between
streets. : Re-
for its return to this office. 1t
Day Old Chicks—S. C. White Leg.
horns for sale, 10c a ch. Also Cus-
tom Hatching at 4c a ch. Newpher
Mount Joy. tf
NOTICE—I am prepareq to do all
kinds of hauling, rlowing lots, and
of kind. Charges very
Jacob Brown, Mt. Joy. tf.
silver dollar
Donegal
WOrk
reasons
that
DAY OLD CHICKS—S. C. W. Leg
horn fi Custom Hatching a
Write or phone for prices
al Farm, B, L. Keener,
Bell hone 130-23.
jan 13-tg.
SALE—The D, L. Hauenstein
ty Frank street, Mt. Joy;
fi arm with good buildings
f Landisville. For particulars
B. E. Hiestand, Real HEstste
Mount Joy, feb.17-2t
plants in bloom at this time
greenhouse are azaleas, hya-~
cinths, daffodils, geraniums and prim.
ulas, Palms, rubber plants, arauca-
|rias, dracaenas, ferns, rex and other
|begoniag are the ornamental plants
you will find there. Come and sea
them, M. E. & R. Hoffer
EUDONA—The New Sachet Pow
sale,
on
The
at our
-| der—will give your linen, writing pa-
per, etc. a delightful fragrance A
| vholesome spicy perfume that cam-
not fail to please because everything
that enters into its composition is
pleasant. A generous packet will
be mailed on receipt of 10ec (coin
preferred H. R. Vedder, Audobom,
N. J dec.1-3ma.
COUPONS—A new profit
evice has been
head-
The
purchase
TRAVEL,
coupons
TRAVEL
Cently
by ompany witha
at Wildwood, N J
this: With every
certain storeg a
is given These
holder to
every dollar in
trips
aration for the holder
but the coupons are
anywhere at any
and original
indications in
and other cities
ied out is liable
in a short
makes a very
ium particulars
M. Boyd, Mt. Joy. 1t
are
new
pular
£0r
Private Sale
Sherk Ore Banks,
large of sawed
near
lum.
(sawed
and 2000
posts by
is I wood
Notice
Sheaffer, late
Lancaster
istration on said
to the
indebted
granted
addi-
Mount
Proposal
iount
which
set
ime
\ oy
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