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VOLUME XXIII. JUST THE THING WHICH ALL MUST HAVE 0.-- 'VOW is the time to econom!zo when money is II scarce. You should .study your interest by supplying your wants at the first class store of C. N. BEAVER, North-east corner of the Diamond. He does business on the only successful method, viz: by buyinz his goods for cash. The old fogy idea of buying goods at high prices and on long credits is EXPLODED. Call and examine our fine stock and don't be RUINED by paying 20 per cent. too much for your goods else- Wharo. We will chalenge the community to show forth a more complete stock of • - 11A - TFS; - iilFori latest styerFWrrato sui - WI, C. N. BEAVER'S. BOOTS, all Ulnas and prices, at C. N. BEAVER'S. SHOES, of every description_for_Men's, Ladies', Misses' and Children's wear, at C. N. BEAVER'S. CLOCKS, every one warranted ano aold by -C. N. BEAVER. TRUNKS. of ell sirs, the very best manufacture, ---also--uuurmated-an4l-aol-1 by __ C. N. BAEVER. VALISES, of every kind, also very cheap. at C. N. BEAV SR'S: HATS, for Ladies. Misses and Children, It.fresh Papp'' , received every week and sold by C. N, BEAVER. NOTIONS, a full line as follows. sold by C.N.BEAVER. P APER COLLARS, for Men and Boys wear, the most complete and finest assortment in town, by C. N. BEAVER. HOSIERY, of every kind, for sole, Iy C. N. BEAVER. GLOVES, for Men and Boys wear, at U.N. BEAVER'S. 81./ sr pi DEIIB, for Men and Bove wear, at C. N. BEA VER'S. CANES AND-UMBRELL AS, a complete stock C. N. BEAVER'S. - BROOMS AND BRUSHES, of the vet.) , best kind, at N: BA EVER'S. TOBACCO, ta suit the taste of all, at C. N. BEAVER'S. CIGARS, which cannot be beet, for sale. by p. N . BEA VER. • SISUFF, which we thalinge apy one to excel in quality, for sale at C. N, BEAVER'S. INK and PAPER, of every description, at C. N. BEAVER' , S. CANDIES, always fresh too, for sale, at e, N. BEAVER'S SPICES, for gala CRACKERS, of eyety kind, at C. 11. BEAVER'S INDIGO 111,t7E, C. N. BEAVER'S, CONCENTRATED LYE, for only, at C. N. BEAVER'S. KEROSENE, of the very lest,— Pitts. thl, ut N. BEAVER'S. LAMP CIIIMNIES also, at C. X, BEAVER'S, And many other articles not necessary to mention. We now hope that you will give us a share of your patronage. We are indeed, thankful to you tur past patronage, and hope a cont;nuance of the same, and amain yours truly, CLARENCE N. BEAVER. Waynesboro'; blue 2, 1810. The World Renowned MEDICINE Drs. D. Pahrney & Son's CELEBRATED PREPARATION CLEANSING TIIE BLOOD. WILL CURE ISCRnFULA, CUTANEOUS PISEASES, ERY SIPELAS. BOILS, soup Ey - Es, SCALD HE ID, PIMPLES, and BLOTCHES ON THE FACE, TErFER AFFECTIONS, 01,1 find STUBBORN ULCERS, RHEU MATIC AFFECTIONS, DYspEp- SIA, COSTIVENESS, SICK HEADACHE, SALT •RIIEUM, JAUNDICE, GENERAL DE- BILITY. CHILLS AND FEVER, FOCI, STOMACH, TOGETHER with ALL OTH ER DI EASES AM:4NC* FROM IMPURE ' BLOOD AND DIsORDERED TRY ONE BOTTLE OR PAACKACE And be convinced that this meditice is uo humbug Sold by all Druggists. QA,t'TION. Drs. D. IPa hrney & Son's Preparstion for Cleans ing the Blood is t;OUN TERF EITEL). The gen. pine has the name D. PA HRNEY & SON' on the front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name of lyre D. eahrney &, Son's Preparation for Cleansing the Blood, Doonsliero, Md.. blown in each bottle. All others are COUNTERFEIT. Rec ollect that it is Dts. Fabrney & Son's Celebrated Preparation for Cleansing the !Mood that is so uni; venally used, and so highly recommended; aid do pot allow the Druggist to induce you to take any, thing else that they may say is just the same or as good, because they make a large piofit on it. PREPARED BY. • Drs. D. 11.4RRNE YID SON , BOONSI3OIIO, MD., And Dr. P. D. Fahrney, Kedysville, Md. Be sure to get the genuine. None genuine =- len signed FAHRNEY & Sold by Dr. J. . Aunansoir, Waynesboro' Dr. J. BORIEOLDER, E WsKuvt, Quincy ; FEEDS' ICE • . • . Sensor, Shady Gr re. jaue ao- 6ruos) . • 'Don't cry, Nellie,' said a piping little voice. 'You know what mamma tell& us the night she died. • 'God will provide, she said, I ain't a bit hungry; indeed, indeed I ain't' It was Saturday night—a wild, bitter win ter night. The wind rattled at the loose ease ment and roared down the fireless chimney. The two orphans had eaten nothing all day, and there was not a cent in - the houseFreTtai earliest dawn, the eldest had been sewing at a bit of piece-work for a clothing-store, in hope to complete it before night; but now, when dusk had come, and the task was still unfinished her brave heart had given way, and letting the waistcoat fall into her lap, she had burst into despairing teals. Nellie Thorndike and her little sift year. old sister, Annie, were the children of a clergyman, who had worn himself out in the service of his Master, in an obscure country district. His wife had soon followed him to the grave, broken-hearted, leaving the or. phan offspring alone and friendless, in the great city to which she had come, in hopes to earn a living by giving' lessons in music. For awhile Nellie had fought bravely to keep the wolf from the door. But as her needle was her only resource, the battle bad gone steadily against her, First, one comfort hail to be given up, and then another; no fire had been kept, though winter had come, very often the sisters had gone superless to bed To-day they had eaten nothing. The last crust, the last penny were gone, No wonder Nellie had broken down I Even at seven teen, when bore is still high, there an be such a thing as despair. C. N. BEAT.E4'S But she rallied at her little sister's words. Hastily brushing the tears from her eyes, she took the child in her arms, and kissed her vehemently. know ! I know 1' she said, have been weak and wicked. Yes, darling God will provide' 'And don't you remember,' said Annie, nestling to her sister's heart, 'that verse in the Bible, about never seeing the righteous forsaken, or their seed begging bread ? Moth er need to give it to me to learn by heart.' She was interrupted by a. loud, imperative knocking at the door. iliark I . What was that ?' she cried, in a frightened whisper. Nellie started to her feet, but still held the child. She was pale, and trembled, and had a wild look, as of one hunted to' death. 'lt is the landlady,' she said. 'I promised to pay the rent to-night; and I had forgot. But I haven't a penny: What shall we do 7 She will tarn us out in the street.' 'Oh I not to night, not to-night r cried Annie, convulsively Olutehing her sister. 'Just listen to the storm.' The danger roused Nellie, as danger al• ways rouses the brave. Her eyes kindled. Her frail form seemed to grow taller. 'She won't dare to do it; She cannot be so mid i ' she said. Yet she hardly believed her own words. 'But I must go and open the door.' She put Annie down as she spoke, The child, followed clinging to her skirts, The knocking, by this time, had beoome almost furious. Nellie , lichened the door, and steed, there, with a faat•beating heart, but outwardly calm. Brave, noble girl t It was, as abe had expected, the landlady. But, to het surprise. no angry countenance met Nellie's gaze. The new comer was in a flurry of apparently pleasurable excitement. 'Oh,, Miss l' she cried, raising her hands, as if in admiration, ,'such a carriage as is at the door—with a footman - as wall, Mies:— She spoke in shorcgraaping sentences, evi• dently .out of breath witti.her baste. •Tbey arc asking for you, Miss Nellie Thorndike IiTAYNESBORO, FRANKLIN . COUNTI, PENNSYLVANIA, THURSDAY MORNING, liiCEMBEItA,I6IO, XpcmatirictlALL. APIS& . ter azoasx morn. After the shower, the tranquil seen; After the snow, thti emerald leaves; Silver stars when the day is done; After the harvest, golden sheaves. After the cloud* the violet sky; After the tempest, the lull of waves.; Quiet woods when the winds go by; After the battle, peaceful graves. After the knell, the wedding bells; After the bud, the radiant rose; Joyful greetings_from_sad_farewells_;_ After weeping, sweet repose. A fter the burden, the blissful meed ; After the fight; the downy rest; After the furrow, the waking seed After the shadowy river—rest. NIGHT. 'Tie nibbt on the mountain brow, And night on the shadowy lea. 'Tia night in the starless And dark is the tracklass sea. And the golden moon shall break -On hilltop, on landscape and main; But the night in my weary said Shall never be lilted agiin. When this heart of mine was young, • : s emutl_fair_and_gay, Joy lent wings to the rosy hours. And 0 ! it was always day; But now, in my saddeled soul, Bereft of its visions bright, There reigns the darkness profound Of everlasting night. FrwrYr. - 7' - 70rN'"7 - 11 "GOD WILL PROVIDE,!! BY KATHARINE STANLEY. Ahxi Viamiay• ivevtraroa,z,e3r. end her sister I There's such a grand old,la dy in the carriage. With such beautiful white hair. Such a dress 1' And her builds went up again. 'They're coming tip stairs themselves to see you, l've just run ahead--' At this point, the landlady's exclamations were out short by a tall footman, who natter• emonionely pushed her aside, making way for the most wonderful vision, in the shape of an old lady, that Nellie bad never con ceived of, maoh less beheld. So stately and grand, and yet eo sweet•looking withal, and dressed so magnificently 1 If she bad been a fairy god mother she could net have over powered poor Nellie more. 'lt is 1 It is ? eried this apparitiOn, as soon as she saw Nellie. 'You have my dear brother's eyes, and your mother's sweet month. Oh, my darlings I. that you should have_come_to War As she spoke, she looked around the bare, wintry room, and then clasping the orphans in her arms, sobbed aloud. am your aunt, my' dears,' she resumed, chreotly. 'Your father's only sister. Have you never beard him talk of sister Annie ? One of you is named after me. It is you, is it, you darling ?' and she kissed first Annie, and then Nellie, bolding them, by turns, at arm's length, and passionately regarding them. 'A widow, a childless widow now, lir. ing these many years away off in China, till I lost my dear husband, when I came home -to- find—all—traee—of—you-gone.--We, have searched everywhere for you. But it was not till to day that I came on your track.— Thank God ! I have found you at last!-- You must come and live with me, to take the place of those I have lost. The carriage is at-the doer. What a happy, happy day--I' That night, as Annie nestled to her.isis.. ter's — arms, after the orphans bad gone to bed, -in-the-grand-mansion-to 7 ,which'' their aunt carried them, she whispered, 'Wasn't I right, Nellie, dear? Didn't . motber tell the truth? Yee ! God will provide.' And Nellie murmured, amid happy, thank. fill tears, clasping Annie closer to her heart. 'Yes, darling, God will provide.'— Peterson's Magazine. Salt for the Throat. In these dap; *heft diseases" of the throat are so universally prevalent, and in so many cases fatal, we feel it our duty to say a word in behalf of a simple and what has been with us a most effectual, if not a positive cure of sore throat. For may years past indeed we may say duriog the whole of a life of more than forty years, we have been ebb voted to sore throat, and more particularly to a dry hacking cough which is not only distressing to ourselves, but to our friends and those with whom-are are-bronght into business contact. Last fall we were Waited to try what vir. tun there was in woman salt. We coin- mcnced by using it three times a day, morn- ing, noon and night. We dissolved a largo table-spoonful of pure table salt in about a half small tumbler full of cold water. With this we gargle the throat meat thoroughly just before meal time The result has been that during the entire winter we were not only free from coughs and colds to which so far as our memory extends, but the dry, hack ing cough has entirely disappeared. We attribute these satisfactory results sole ly to the use of the salt gargle, and moat cor• dially recommend a trial of it to these who are subject to diseases of the throat. Many persons who have never tried the salt gargle, have the impression that it is un pleasant. Such is not the case. On the con trary, it is pleasant and after a few days' use, no person who loves a aloe clean mouth and a.Grst•rato sharpener of the appetite, will a bandon it.— Religious herald. A SLEEPLBBB SECRIETARY.—The follow. ing is told of Sir Even blepean„ formerly under Seeretary of State of Great Britain: One summer night be was affected with an unaccountable sleeplessness, end, being quite weary of lying awake, he got up, dress. ed, and went out at a o'oloak A, Itt, stroll log aimlessly, more from delay habit than any thing else, down to the home office.— Entering his private room, his eye caught the following entry in a momorandum•book. 'A reprieve to be sent to coinera ordered for execution at York. Although he knew that he had done his own'part of the business, he was seised with a nervous uneasiness, fauoyiug that perhrps the:other people had not done theirs. The feeling was so strong upon him that he called up the chief .clerk in Dewing Street, who said that he had sent it to the clerk of the erown,'whose business it was to forward 'it to York. 'But have you the receipt and certificate that it is gone7"No."Then let us go at once to his house in Chancery Lane.' They did so, and found him in the act of stepping into his gig for a holiday. Ile bad forgotten the reprieve, and left it looked up in his desk.— The fleetest express procurable was dispatch , ed, and reached York just as,the criminals were mounting the Cart. A SAD litorunn.—Wherever the PlMSi ane have been around Metz, they have oar ried off every thing that etas portable—oat tle, horses; grain, fodder; even furniture, bedding and linen. The department of the Moselle is ruined for the uezt twenty years. The Oneyards, for the most part, are demi rep ed, and will not be productive again for five or six years. All the wine that was stored in the yillages bee bees consumed or taken away. •In these villages in which the dread ful conflicts of August and September oc curred houses and 'gardens. are mere wrecks. On the 8d -of November there remained still inllvia twenty thousands wounded and three thousand sick, lying in fiftystwo boa- Ritals and ambulances. A year of pleasure passes like a floating breeze, a: moment of Wifo;tnne seems as an n4°ot att. • • • • Cause and Cure of Consumption. BY DR. W. W• HAL.E.. Whatever renders the blood impure tends to originate consumption. Whatever makes the air impute makes the blood impure. It is the air we breathe which purifies the blood. And as, if the water we use to wash our clothing is dirty, it is impossible to wash the clothing clean, so if the air we breathe is im pure, it is impossible for it to abstract the impurities from the blood. What then are some of the more protni. neat things which render the air impure 7.-- It is the nature of still water to become im pure. It is the nature of still air to become impure. Running water purifies it elf. Ait in motion, drafts of air, are self-pdrifiers Thus it is that the air of a it ii eke room be. iiiiiiifn iopure itievitabyfi: — T 3 that clog room bring consumption _ countless thousands. Hence all rooms s ould be so oonetruoted as to have a constant draft of air passing through them. The neglect of it murders myriads. A man of ordinary sire renders a hogshead of eh urine for breathing, consumes its blood-purifying quality, every hour, so perfectly, that if a man could re breatlie a full breath of his own the next in stant after its expiration, without any inter mixture with the outer air, he would he in ' gaudy suffocated. Hence sleeping in close rooms, even though alone, or sitting for a very short time in a crowded vehicle or a =rtion-g-a-large-a se em bly - is - perfeetly - corrupt ing to the blood. Close bed-rooms make the graves of multitudes. Among other causes of oonstimption are insufficient food or clothing, sleeping in bait,- mints, or Sitting . habitually in damp apart- 1 - meets: A dog will become consumptive in' a • few weeks if confined in a damp cellar, 43e pocially if it be a dark one. Renee the room which we occupy for the largest portion of each twenty-four hours should be the lightest, dryost, moot airy and cheerful in'the whole building. As occasional causes of consumptive .dis. tram, there may be mentioned all supprea• alone, the sudden driving'in of all eruptions, such as measles, tatter, and the like, the sod den healing up of sores, which have been running fora long time, without intelligent medical advice, in carrying off the drains of the system in another direction. Many lives are thrown away by ignorant person/oi' rip plieations to old sores ; they are elated in the highest degree in haviogicared up' an ulcer, which the 'regular doctors' had failed to do after months of effort, but they tail to note the after fact that within a very short time the toured-up sore' has broken out again, or felling on the lungs, has laid the victim in the - grave. Ala AND EXEROISEL—No remedy known to men has such a powerful and permanent influence is maintaining or regaining health as the judicious employment of cheerful, ex ertive exercise in the open air; and of prop erly attended to in a timely manner, it will cure a large majority of curable disease', and will sometimes succeed when medicines have lost their power. If you have actual consumption, or are merely threatened with it; or if, from some of . your ; relatives having died with it, you have unpleasant apprehensions of its lurking in your own body; or whether from a die eased liver or disordered stomach, or a dys peptic condition of the system, the founda tions of the dreadful disease ate being laid in your own person; or whether by exposure, by over bodily exertion or mental labor, or wasting cares for the present, or anxieties for the future, or by hugging sharp pointed mem ories of the past, or by intemperate living, in eating or drinking, or by unwise habits or practices in life, you have originated in your own person the ordinary precursors of eon gumption, such as backing cough, pains in the breast. .chilliness, wasting of flesh and strength, shortness of breath on exercise— under all these circumstances, a proper at tention to - air and exercise are indispensable aids—are among th e principal, essential means of cure, and aro never to be d'.. :seed with ; confinement to the rept • e , tempo attire of a room, in any latitude, ii certain death, if persevered in ; and if from any cause this air and vstercise are not practice. ble to you, except to a limited extent, it is your misfortune ; you not being able to em ploy them does sot make them the less sea emery, and they have no substitutes. I:C=Mil A GOOD MORAL CHARAOKER —There is nothing which adds so much to the beauty and power of a man as a good moral charac ter. It is his Weald), -his life. Such a char ter is worth more, to be desired more than anything else on earth. It makes a man free and independent: No servile tool, no crouch ing sycophant, nor treacherous honor-seeker, over bore such a character. The pure joys. of truth and tighteousness never spring in snob a person. If young men but know how truly it would dignify and exalt them, bow glorious it would make their prospects, even in thio life, never should we find them yield ing to the groveling and baseborn purposes of human nature which destroy body and 'man in Terre Haute. tells a, story of a barber wbo was shaving him sometime 811300. The barber stopped a few moments and procured a box upon •whiolt • be mounted to continue hie work `What did you get that box for?'— The bather replied : iTho snakes are all o• ver the floor, sir, and I wanted to get out of their way.' The customer insisted on fin• Wig the job himself. . • The ear is queer. Sometimes it he re the faintest murmurs of the zephyr; again it is. oblivious to thunder like Dotes. A young lady.hears an invitation to the opera even ii given only in a. whisper, but don't hear the loud call of ..her mother to to and sweep the sitting room. • The 'mind is the eteodard of the olio,. Neariug this i) the Slwrit When, alter the weary voyage that ~I tint made aOlO.lll the peean,,siek and loathieme, I arose one morning and went upon the deck, holding on, oral - sling, I was but is • worm, I, smelt in the air some . strpega smell, nod I said to the captain, 'what is that oder?' It is the land breeze from off Ireland.' , ' I smelt thwturf, I emelt the gram, I smolt the leaies, andall my siekoese departed from me; my eyei grew bright, my nausea was gone. The thought of the nearnes s of the kind came to me. :tad When afar cff,l saw the thin line df land, jay came and gave me health, and from that moment, I had neither sickness nor trouble, I was coniing nearer to the land. Oh! is there not for you old men, and for you wearied mothers, a laud breeze bloWing off from heaven, wafting to you some of, its sweetness? Behold, the garden of the Laid is not far away. I know from the air. Behold the joy of home. Do I not hear the &Indian shout?, The air is full of musio to ouisilent thought. • Oh, hew full of muaio when our journey is almost done, end we stand upon the hounds and precinct of that blessed land! llold en. to your faith. Believe more firmly. Away with troubles and beatings. l3a happy; you are saved. In a few hours visions of GOd, and all the realities of the eternal world shall be yours, and—you-shall-be—saved—with—an—everfastin: salvation. • Romantic Marriage, The Orleans Picayune of the inst., has the following : g. A few days since a well dressed and hand some youth, of some eighteen yeata of age, appeared before - ohsof our city magistrates and asked if for could engage his service to perform a marital ceremony. The reply was in the affirmative and the young tuau left, bat shortly afterwards refined, accompanied by a sombre looking female, middle, aged and dressed in black. 'ls this lady your tuottier?' inquired the magistrate. 'Oh; no, air, this is the lady' 1 desire to marry,' replied the youth, as the lady drew aside her veil disclosing a wrinkled counte nance but on which for a moment gleamed a sort of icy Smile. 'lndeed: 'Oh, yes, sir' 'Bat are you of age?' 'Not yet, but this lady is my • guardian.' 'And she gives her consent!' 'Yea, sir. The magistrate was in aquandary. Ile • didn't know exactly What to do. He hated to sacrifice the youth and join the bright• faced May to the gloomy, icy December.— 'lsn't this rather a strange union?' lie at length asked. 'Not at all,' replied the expectant bride. "I have a large amount of property which I desire to leave this young man. As I have relatives who might dispute the will were I to give it to him as a legacy, I prefer to mar• ry 'And you are content to marry this woman for her money?' asked the justice. 'Well, I shouldn I marry her for anything else!' replied the boy loom. 'She isn,t pret ty' And without mote ado the ceremony was concluded, Col. Susan 13. Aathoay bee been flak ing a good deal lately, and has caughtwhat is called a 4 ministees sore throat.' She bas never been able, however, to catch the min ister himself. EATING Wiruour APPETITE:—It is wrong to eat without appetite o it shows there is no gastric juice in the atom eh, end that na lure does not need food, an there not being any fluid to receive and act pen it, it would remain there only to putrei the very tbo't of which should be sufficient to deter any man from eating without ao appetite, for the remainder of his life. If a 'tonic' is taken to whet the appetite, it - is a mistaken course; it its only result is to cause one to eat more, who heady an amount has been eaten bo yond w • t the goalie Noe supplied is able to proper, The °hie% to be obtained is a larger sup- ply of gastrie, o a larger supply of food; and whatever fails to accomplish that eased• fiat object, fails to have an efficiency towards the Cure of dyspeptic, disease; and as the formation of the gastric juice is directly pro portioned to the wear and waste of the sys tem, which is to be the means of supplying, and this wear and waste can only take place as the result of "exorcise, the point is teacbed again that the efficient remedy for dyspepsia is work-..-Out door work*betetleial and sue easeful in direct proportion as isragreeable, ioterecing, end profitable 1 There flourishea in the village of Kent, England, one of those good'natured old la• dies who have a host of details, and who be• lieve on all occasions on giving good effect to their conversation. At one of the periodi• cal tea parties to-which the village is subjeet, she was entertaining the company with an aecottot of a most astonishiog hog which her father had fattened to the enormous weight of six thousand pounds I Quite a murmur of surprise went round the room, during whieb bar-busband•seggested : • 'O6, no, my &ail xi was • six hundred pounds.' 'Why, Jeremiah,' said she, is diagset,lthe skin w&gbed that:, - Johns Hopkins is' the wealthiest 'Patti memos. His eststes,, valued st $7,000,000, be intends to place at the' disposal of. trot tees to found the 'Johns - Hopkins University of Baltimore! He 75 "ears old sad a :baohalor, and' earnedill his tortutitr: It is so billy in.. New Ilampsbits tbs . peo ple look up the shiconsys tom uhea•the COWS. 47.0034 bstos. . - 00000.,13041,* 1342 P Billing's Advice to De•awilneans, Joe, git married, Wyss bee got , a :fair show. Don't stand shiveting. the •bank; but pitch is and stick. yew head wader and the shiver it • over. • There ain't envy more trick in gitting married after pit are teddy, Than there is in eating Woute.' Many , a -man hen stood shivering on tba •shore till the river awl rue oat. Doug ex peot few marry au angel, the ange's her awl bin picked up long ago.. ltemeniber, Joe,. yu ain't a saint yureself. Iht not mom for bitty exefoosively; buty is like ice, awful slippery, and falls dreadful easy. Don't mar ry for luv neither; luv is lik a ecnikiog stove, good for nothing when the fuel give* out.— But a mixture. Let the mixture be some buth-becomingly dressed, with about 6225 , in her , pocket, a good speller, handy and neat in the house, plenty ev good sense, a tuff.eoustitowiliun and by-laws, small feet, a light stepper; add tow this clean teeth an& a warm heart; the whole tow to well shaken before taken. This mixture will keep in ea rly climate, and not evaporate. It the cork happens two be left out for revs or three min utes the etrength ain't awl gone Joe, for heaven's sake! don't marry for pedigree; thar ain't much in pedigree, unless it is backed by bank stoke. A family with nothing but pedigree generally lake sense; _ are_like a_kite with too touch tail, if they would only take opt' some ov the tail they mite possibly gic up,-but-they are—always—too-illustlious—tew tuk oph the tail. All dere fellow, don't be an old batehelor ; tones=, and selfish, creuliog out or ,yurel bole in the morning, lik a shiny•backed hee• Ile, and then backing into it -again every night, suspicious and sieptieted I'd az.soon be a stuffed rooster, set up is a show window, or a tin weather-rooster oa a ridge pole or a female seminary, sa a lone.' sum batchelor, jeered at by the virginity ov the land. WITHOUT GaZENBACKS —The Overland Monthly tells how the Mormana manage to get along' without any greenbacks: Hundreds of farmers, •living in reasonably ' comfortably circumstances, and having large families to ciotbe and educate, will not see a dollar in money for years. Such a farmer wishes to purchase a pair of shoes for his wife. • Ile comets the shoemaker, who a. were his willingneet to furnish the shoes for one • Lid of wood. lie has no wood but sells a call for a quantity of, adobes the adobes for au order on the tuerobaots, payable in •goods, and the order for a load of wood, and straightway the matron is shod. Seven teitaelens purchase a ticket of admision to the theatre ! He pays for the tuition of his Aft. then se . venty.five cabbages per quarter.— The &Ninnies reeieves for bar service four squashes per day. He settles Tin ch_ureh dues in sorghuin molasses. Two loads of pumpkins pay his' anual subscription to the newspaper. He baps a 'Treatise on Celes tial Marriage' fora load of gravel, and a bot• tle of Soothing syrup for the baby for a bushel of string beans. In this primitive method, until the advent of the railroad oice.tentbs of the business of the territory was conduct. ed, And even now; in the more remote* settlements, a majority of all transactions are of this character. 00IIRTiNG IN pausen.—A young gen. tleman, happening to sit at °hutch in a pew adjoining one In which sat a young lady for whom he conceived a sudden and violent paasson,vias desirous of entering into a court ship on the spot; bat the place not suiting a formal declaration, the exigency of the case suggested the fallowing plan : He politely' handed his fair neighbor a Bible open, with a pin stuck in the following text-Second Epistle of John, verse fifth : 'And now I beseech thee, lady, not as though I wrote a new commandment unto thee, but that which we had from' the beginning, that we love one another.' She returned it pointing to the sioond obapter of Ruth, verse tenth— ''Then-she fell on her face,—and bowed her sell to the ground, and said unto him, Why hate I found grace in thine eyes, that thou shouldst take knowledge of me, seeing that lam a stranger?' He returned the book, pointing to the thirteenth verse of the Third Epistle of John—'Having many things to write unto you, would not write with pa per and ink, but I trust to come unto you, and speak Lace to face, that our joy may he full' /From the above interview . a marriage took place the ensuing week. Down on the Wabash the mosquitoes. grow so large that they harness them up to sulkies. On the lower Mississippi a man, was chased by them until he wan forced to* torn a largo iron sugar kettle over him for protection. Thoy bored through the kettle with their bills and he amused himself by onm:thing ibe bills with an az he had in hie. belt. After a while so many of them were fast at they flew away with - the kettle. It is by whit wo ourselves have done, an& not by what others have done for us, that. we shall be renumbered by, after ages. It must be a thorough. fool who out leant uotblog from his folly.: When would Paris meet resemble a poet Wben it wee being libelled. , The fellow who pureed . a wateh says he. reified money with a lever. Many persons are esteems/ inetels ba cisme they are.not koown. 'resin , yon present s will hafq vs. nit, qo alsolat „ . ,_ . .. ~ bt'a NtIIBMI 26
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