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So we can* .an Paul Beales was pos. of'elear, e ,vi 1 of postponement and drink. ~_travel, he did_not_promptlyi-to--0' Wi ..ic, but lounged about the hotel .Isness, that never (mine. befor him and suggested that he• ms' of it. In a few minutes be w .abling saloon, and bad shorter count some thousands of dolls . The next morning the br fourths of the money fr -titra-norrymous-b-isa-d -missing. They F' low, in vain. Seen murd gone by, . - ins, WP ' scenes ; him Lets hay_e__lle4_ ____ —1 sunlit beams. Jays-they, too, are gor Ae_vision_fled ,t, ..'mory ' s richly laden s* Aseet recollections she" a holy sunshine o'er And hopeful 4 1 •• p rbe happy Arour .y for their and hope by a continua*. 4 A orlge-&-SP K, r orld-ConV Arles, and ' E Lily II " Xl - 5 0 ' WIT. Xl3.alrb. VOLUME XXII. noes inew, G. P. LIDY, MAC CI NE SI,IOP LUMBER YARD ! -ITE sncscrihera having enlarged their shops and added the latest improved machinery for working Wood and Iron, 'are now prepared to do till kinds of Work in their Lille, and are manufac, auring the lion • h by 'a_G_um•Sprirain---an-d---Fer— ta I izer Drill, Greatly Improved; The Cel. ebrated Brinkerhoff Cornsheller ; Gibsons' Champion Washing Machine; John Rid dlesberger's Patent Lifting Jacks. THE PROPRIETORS OF THE untn 'ILrfnEY wingiiii — Vrshrurtheir . - Shop - a — W - Ith theillateii im proved Mactfinery for this Brandb of Business, they are now prepared to manufacture and furni sh all kinds of • UlLrn] G MAT such as Sash, Doors, Frames, Shutters, Blinds, Mouldings - , some Eighteen Different Styles; Cor- nice, Staking, Porticoes, &c. &c., k'looring, Weath erboarding, and ALL KINDS-LUMBER We tender our thanks to the community for their fitteral patronage heatorred upon us and hope by xistat attention to Business to t inexit a continuance of the same. • klawirvints - for the-sate-of - Dodge — & — Sevehson's — i , t rlty—V-alle'r-Ghiefi-and — World — Contbined — Re a p jog end M 'wing Machinnes, and 'the ceiebratea Clipper Mower. ' rnay 186411 GROVER & BIKER FIRST PRE3IIITM ELASTIC STITCH SEWING. MACHINES, 495 Broadway, New York. 730 Chestnut street, Philadelphia POINTS' EXCELLENCE Eleauty and Elasticity of stitch. Perfection and simplicity of Machinery.' Using both threads direatly from the spools, No fastening of seams by hand and no waste of Ahr..ad. Wide range of application without change of ae justment, The seam retains its beauty and firmness after washing and ironing. Besides doing all kinds of work done by other Machines, these Machines execute the most beaus• ful and permanent Embroidery and ornamental work. The Highest Premiums at all the fairs and exhibitions of the United states and Europe, have been awarded the Grover & Baker sewing Ma. ,chines, and the work done by them, wherever ex. hibited for competition, E . 4' The very highest prize, THE CROSS OP THE Lawn op Hosea, was cunt.•rred on the represents• tive ot the Grover & t3nk,r Sewing Machines, at the Ex position Universelle, Paris, 1869, thus attest. ing their great superiority over all other Sewing Ms. chines. For sal-3 by D. W. ROBISON, Waynesboro' NOTICE. • , The undersigned having had 1.7 years' experience as a practical operator on Sewing_Mft aisles w,Aild recommend the tsrover& 110,er Fam ily Machine es the cheapest and hest machine fur Mmi(y .use. The simplicity ,of construction and elasticity of stitch made by these machines are two very important points an their favor. 250,00 of these muchit.es are today bearing witness to the truth of our assertions and the demand is steadily increasing, We have also shuttle machines on hand for Tail pis and Coach trimmers' use. Call end see us. D. W. If 0 1 31:-ON, Main'st., Waynesboro', Pe. FIRST "MAGI ARRIVAL!" Goals, has s inh j it ist ce l i ti r n e eo lv f oti bu t full ines asso ski rte iTs rit toc o: consists in part, of all tho latest styles of Alen's and buys • HATS AND CAPS, Men's, Worries, Misse's, Boy's and Children's BOOTS, GAITERS, SHOES on! Slippers of every description. Ladies and Misses 122. ZiZt ltY OE3 Bonnet erinieS, Trimmintrs, Sundowns and Hats Press Trimmings,. Hoop Skirts, Hair Nets, Hair wiiery, Gloves, Parasols, Sun - Umbersllas, Fans, &c. ." Sell° il, Blank and , MiseellsnJous Books,Station. ery of all kinds; Notions and Fancy 'Goods. All-of which will be sold as cheauaith&cheapest ttlepit .20 f. R. - WELSH ' SOAP-MAKING , • • • • ." rtIONCENTRATED LV , n full .pound .4n. a IL/ , box at 20 cents. SAL. SUDA. in huge or small quantities, oulillow.kby... Feb 3- . • , • WANTED.--I will exchange goods at a. fair market Tpricia, for. liscios. tiARD, Batter, Eigsr, Cot tan •R ege ,, st t ift li ()Mons it' delivered immediately., buiip Beans, &e, W. A, lik:11). JA.CpIt ?RICE, p. 8. IWBULL, AND SBORO' lAL I LIM, FRICK & CO. - FAMILY ~ ‘ , ..,: i :'WiiNEsipio); ! . , Flii.NKLlN COUNTI,,, I ,PINNS4VANI4, - Tifelti)AT 40.4N1NG,:-'41.t."5',1.1876;:,.::1:::,,,:;:)' PC~~3~1'1C.1.8.~5,.. THE BRIDE'S EaREWELL. The hourlhas come, the parting hour, ' That bears Me &OM My tome, On bonded bides I've sought for prier To stem this grief alone. ' And must this tie that fondly binds Be severed now•forever ; And moulder 'ireath oblivion's shrine? 0, God ! forbid it ever. But distance now must hold' each heart • In ova'a,l,yi4ldins chain, — And hushed with hope the tears which start And soothe the parting pain. Igo to share the fate-of one On whom Itlook with irib, And God wilt deign to smile upon A fond and trusting Bride. When -far ; fromilear-aml-eherisked-onel sit me oft alone; Memory o'er the past will run ,And waft me back to home. I'll think me then of hours gohe Of childhood's sunny scenes ; How swift those oldelsesrs Like Summer's sunlit beams. My girlhood days-they, too, are gone; Each idle_vision_fled Still memory's richly laden store Sweet recollections shed A holy sunshine o'er the past; And hopeful dreams unkd The happy influence that it cast Around my_ wakening soul. I cannot linger now, I'll strive to hide each rising fear, And soothe my throbbing brow. But parting-throws,:e.saddenina-apell; Awtl7qiilts — lFK — glitTeiiing,Cear As silentlyil lisp farewell To-those I hold so dear. Bat hush my heart; cast out each thought That whispers of regret, Though tate has catled on us te:part, Fond hearts will not forget. , They will bear me in their evening prayer To mercy's glittering throhe; • And guarded safe by lingers care,. I'll dream me oft of home. WHAT DOES IT MATTE It matters little where was born, Or if my parents were rich or pool; • Whether they shrank at the cold world's scorn Or walked in the pride of wealth secure ; But whether I live on honest man, Xnd.hold my integrity firm in my clutch, I tell you, my brother, l lain as I can, It matters much. It matters little how tong f stay In a world of sorrow, b in and care; Whether in youth I ant called away, Or live ti I my bones of flesh are bore; But whether I do the best 1 can ' To soften the acightof adversity's touch, On the faded cheoc Olney fe lost -man, It matters much. • It matters little where he my grave, Or on the land, or on the sea, By purling. brook, 'neath stormylWave, It matters little or naught to me ; But whether the angel of depth comes dOwn And marks my brow with his loving touch, As one that shall wear the victor's crown, Jt matters much. • NOM C , MX....T-Lah-/NTW• Love'in the Family. 'Love is the little gblden clasp That 4indeth up the trust; Oh ! break it not, lest all the leaves Sh 11 scatter and be lost.' Little boys and girls, have you any broth era or sisters ? If you have, love them a ' great deal, for you do not know how long, you may be together, And even if you should live to be old men and women, do you not think it would make you happy to re member that when you were children you never quarreled ? And if you have lost a darliog little brother, or a gentle, foving sis• ter, there is nothing that makes you feel so sad as that sometimes you were unkind and angry. • , Ohadren do you love each other ? Are you always kind and true? Do you always do to 'others As you'd have them do to your We beard of a brother and sister who loved each other very'rnuoh. He was the oldest ; and was taken ill and died. ' They laid him out on his liiale bed; and his moth took his little sit , ter'to look at.'hiin. I can not tell 'what she fe;t , aud thought as she stood and looked at lira sweet face as white and cold as matlele 3 ,but she wept very much', . • _ Ai last she said ; "Mother, may' I' take of his hand ?' After,a ihtiettiwe she4hice4 it in ber's; when the dear child; lifting it up and stro king it gently, aaixl; • , The little_ bend . never struck me Oh, , bow pleased she was to think - of that 'Little children lore one another. •I lisle children love each other, 'ever givis anoth r Tam 4 „ • • If jotir'brotber Epeake itt anger, • Aug* rT not in' wrath ag,tia.' ' • ' I=2 D.lnfn in the ,woetl.-.A miner. ,i) liactearretmcleixt 11Towspap®r. ' MORE THAN ROMANTIC "Georsm Alfred Toweend writes' theThies 'Paul Begley was a bank cashieiob or near Williamsport, Peon., along abir'ut 'the , year '49. In those days there were no.' express Companies, and once a raoutV or 'once a Oilier, Paul Beales, like • all bank cashiers in_ltiterior:Pennsylvania, had - to-go - to -- Fhil= adellihia to adjust his balances with the bank which corresFonded with:' his own: ' Paul started one day with $30,000, which ha , was to take in person to the Farmeriqnd 'Meehan. ins' Bank, and he arrided in Philadelphia' the next day at noon. Be was a , temperate, virtuous, respected married man, popular with everybody and well•to-do. Bat on this occasion Paul Beales was pos. ceased with the devil of postponement and * • sg_tir_e_d_witia_tra_vel, he did_nat4trom ptly go' to the bank, but lounged about the hotel , till recklessness, that never °eine • before, l came to him and suggested that he' make a night of it. In a few minutes be 'was in a gambling saloon, and bad shortened his ac count some thousands of dollars. The next morning the bank received three fourths of the money from Williamsport by ann~n`onymotrs - asand, Beales was missing. The • searched fo_r_hit' 4,_high and low, in vain. It was believed that he had Seen murdered, and hie widow put on mourn ing, while all the community grievedcfor him. About that time thete_arrivetLin—Callfor— iiiit one Daniel Clarkson, a floe looking affa ble man with little money' but big s will, and he plunged into the mining business. He was honest and popular, and every man, wo man and child learned to love him. He was married after'some years, to a fine Pacific wo man,cone who was a dead shot wittiTs and had all the virtues that bloom beyond the Sierra Nevadas, and in eehrse of time we bad nominated Daniel Olaikson for Anun• ganzento_or Mayor_ot the eity_of_Sa a Vran- While he was walking one day on Mont• gory stree't, a wan from Pennsylvania stepped up to hills suddenly and pattitig out his hand said:•: , ,• bow do you do P. lg. t well, I thank you, sir,' o:q.elaimed Daniel Clarkson, %tit' after a pause—'you have mistaken me foriome 'one else.' 'Excuse me,' said the man, 4 but I thought I had found Paul Beales, of Williamsport, Pennsylvania.' Daniel Clarkson continued on down the street, aad pretty soon he came to a, daguer reotype salopti,.before the door of which, con apicimui in a show case, hung a portrait of himself, the Most popular man in San 'Fran cisco. Bearded and grown older, tied With ',that look of philosophia thought which wide experience gives, he made the prompt re• solve to buy a picture of Daniel Clarkson and send it to the iMayor of Williamsport, to in quire if it resembled in any Manner the mis sing Paul Beales. This, perhaps, was the madness which lets out murder, but, confi dent and self possessed, the fugitive cashier did - it. The Mayor and his friends mused over the picture, and saw a ' resemblance, bet at last concluded, to abide by the decision of the widow of Paul Beales. She had been wairin t f all those years. hopetul:ithat the drops of time would give up their secret some day, and when she saw the picture of Daniel Ciarkson she recognized her husband, and fell 'fainting to the floor. At that day a wretch subsisted in Califor nia who earned his ignominious bread by blackmailing the citizens in the columns of his vile print. Lie began by calling Clark son a batik robber and thief, and said that he was a fine - figure for Anungamento. Be filled his paper•with the same of Paul Beaks, and the whole city looked lip astonished to see its most respectable merchant blackmail ed 'le this way. If Daniel Claikson 'had killed the blackmailer he would have been justified on every side. Not so. tie pro tested that he had always been Daniel Clark. Son' and that he never heard of Paul Beaks, and so solemnly did he aver this that not one of his friends wavered in his support. But the printing wretch grew more circumstan tial with every issue, and at last the friends of the Merchant said : 'Clnoksou you must go block to Williams port and show yourself. You must face this thing. We believe you, and will see you through' Ele said with all cheerfulness, that he would, rake the first steamer, and so he did . accompanied by many supporters, and cheer ed as the ship left the dock by a great crowd. He left behind him in San Francisco two hundred thousand dollars worth of property. As the ship's &company was crossing tho Isthmus of Panama, on mules, Daniel Clark son was missing somewhere on the way, and for three years he disappeared anew. At last they /Mini him working in a candle factory in Cincinnati, dressed like a laborer, and poor, and desperath. The Califoruia boys put him on his feet. They said . 'Ciarkson, there is only one way to do this thing. Begin at the beginning, and return to Williamsport to your wife.' Be ionid he would do all that they asked. They paid - the money ho had absconded with and lost. They persuaded the wife .he had in California to give him up quietly. His owewife, ,who bud lived alone these years, was glad to have hiir. back on any terms; ated' theie l he lives to this day. nour Williams: port, a tolerably old man, and his story is ope.otithe renuniseecces of our coast.' (foe of the editors in Reading bad a clean shirr, about which ~ be wade his brags;• and abused his cotetuporaries_ for baring roue. It appeared afterward that he had stolen • it off'ti'pote from a broiher editor, whil was , in bed-waiting for it to dry. ; , bee of the eages7a;:;iion't jo to late unless you have nothing to Wei lawyers' Musses are built ou foul4' heads. Thought. ' Next to the good heart. and ; Clear' con _ooioo takers" are always led by sharp ones. The keen in tellect eats• • itb , way 'smoothly, gracefully,. rapidly;.., the,., Cali,, one• wee's ,its,..life , out against the simplest problems. , To perceive accurately and to think' Car. reotly„ is.. the aim •of all mental training, and =--, I had almost salif-of itself., gut I . will not sap that. 'Heitit 'and et:insolence are more , than'the mere' intellect. 'Yet we can not tell how much the clear,. clean-out thought, the intellectual vision, sharp and true, may aid even these. Some say that a man never feels till he sees, and when. the object disappears the feeling ceases. So we cannot exaggerate the importance of clear correct thinking., We should eat, drink, sleep, walk, exercise body and mind, -to-t h is-end ,--Jus t-so- fa i-as-We-taitive-make dolts and idiots of ourselves. We cast away our natural armor and defense. s The de signing make us dupes; we are over.reached by the• crafty, and trodden under foot by the , strong. Very likely there is a low murmur of "conscience, too, for falling below its pure ideal. This adds a sharp sting to the shame 1 conscious dullness. A man's great power in the:natural scoria,. among-isktures-forces;cater — , steam - aird - ligh ning, is not in his muscles, but in his brain. Any horse can pull harder, lift more, and endure-longer-than the-most-perfects)) , decal. oped,man. But a single human brain can ontro --a-natios 'r"'=" Ts - en, to look out for this. ' If we would share what has not only given Napoleons, - Creme and Alezanders their power, but the great conquerers of natural forces' as well—the Fultons and the Morses—let us look out for the brain, see that late suppers and indiges- tion do not rob it of vitality, that alcohol does not harden it, nor want of sleep goad it on to inginity, but that nioral, honest liting may render it, the clear, strong, glorious thing it may become.-111. Sehoolinaster. TEE MARRIED LrrE.--ahe universal ex pectations of all young people is that their married life will be u happy one. Deluded dreamers l They-imagine they are different from other people, and that when ,the# open the potTaliortuatrimony hope, peace and Prosperity will ever be theft attendants.— Such ones had better by far consider thein selves. the,same as others, but form resolu• tions 'to do differently from other married people . ; 'resolutions that will keep them from the dangerous °oust on' whieh,so many have been wrecked and. ruined, , Unhappy maniere depend upon many causes.' Ib this fast ego there is too 'much I deceit practiced by both sexes. Previous to, iffiftriage many try to appear more intelleetu=T al, attire amiable or more socimplished than they really are. • Depend.on it, love brought into existence by .a moonlight stroll, strength ened by,deoeit and fashionab'e displays,, and finally consummated through -the influence of intriguing friends, wilt fade almost as soon as the flowers that compose the bridal wreath. Oun PRESENT Derv.--The theta kind words .and lotting deeds. Wait not to earvo,a eulogy upon the stone above their heads; keep not back the merited word of commendation while they dwell in the flesh. Too 'tuany, alas! too manyahut . the door of their hearts till the loved -One has passed on ; till the warm, loving heart has ceased- to beat, and the willing hand is pal. sied in death. Then the words which eho'd have cheered their souls in life ripple over their graves—words which if given while they were with us in the flesh,, would have linked them to our . souls, and; now that they have risen, would, like a chain of love, have drawn 113 - up no them. It is natural for us to idealize, and speak tenderly, lovingly of those men called 'the dead.' It is refining, comforting, and assuring to r ,our souls kind do so; but let us remember that the kind word and deed to the living to-day are better than any eulogy we may place upon the tombstone we-rear for them tomorrow. LEARNING A TRADE.—It is a lamentable fact that so tow of our young wen are, in fa vor of learniiag a trade; and yet there are a score or more about town who might be em ploying their time profitably in this direc tion if they would. Better by far go to work and learn to earn an honest living, instead of sowing the seed of a loafer—which leads to wickedness Pad crime, and finally to the pen itentiary. Brays—young wen—let us entreat you, tor your own sake, and for the sake of those to come, to go to work and learn a trade. The avenues to the various brooches are gen erally open and ready to receive you, there. fore we beg of - you not to allow these golden moments to pass to idleness. SINGISIAR FACTS.— A ' late publication mentions the fact that Jefferson was born just eight years at ter his predecessor, Adams, Madison eight years after Jefferson, and John Q. Adams eight years atter Moproe;— Another curious fact to be observed is - that Adams was just sixtysix years old when he retired, jefloison was sixty-six; Madisen was sixty-six, Monroe was sixty six and John Q. Adams, had lie been elected to a second tertu, would Awn) been sixty-six. Adams, Jeffer son, and Monroe all died on the Fourth of July. Yututu—Bestow thy youth so that thou mayett have comfort to truember it whoa it hash' forsaken thee ' and hot' sigh and grieve at' the staeount' there6l. While ' thOu art young thou wilt , thinkit will never .haveub end, but, behold, the longest day bath its evening, and thou ?halt enjoy it but ogee, it oever:retnids again; - use tr t theiefore, as the spring time, 'whieb'tiootedepartethi and wherb= in' thint•oughtest to plant and sow all provis4 ions for. a long. and happy lite, A , It you would 04 fAirito sio, do , not sit ihu-door of 'terOptatiOn: pidet Kiyipti oft , Elder Knapp is net aVeiini it , tinderito - od - tharbeloar he regarded as start of consulting physician.fot sick isonle when the or r iginal family,dootor finds that bin,pbar- Mady has 6 , 4 its cfficaey. In one pf his ye. , 'cent raids on the arch'.edetny'Of 'Meted, ad being esPeotallylit atibjectsldr'ark ! , imild version,- kb e -profane-sweatersv- end-Able is the way. in, which he 'went' for, t h em., , will give you, nay dear , friends, a ,pie., tnie from Beenein The devil i s sit. ting in his private office, r'eceiVittg'SPON es they are• brought to him froni the-spper, world. ,In comes ,an intern* jailer,.,cco decting a soul to everinstiog W ho fire you ? asks the devil , d as the culprit waif brought to where he was sitting. "Bei:ire - limy.. Benjamin; of the COnlederate atibiner,"was the reply. "Oh ye`, I knew you were corn- log said the evil, as he turned the 19vanot leis ledger and made an entry or the beereta-, aIWAYS show consider:4lOn to those that have showed it 'to me. -rte . got to take you in, but I'll try and make you as corn, Portable as possible. To the attendant :'Show Mr. Benjamin to a plane as, near as you ,ean get him to a current of air.' The next aril val was a mutt wbo had killed •liis mother:ln-, law. He was bung in_Cincinnati,-A-Take .said the devil, 'but treat : lft ,kindly.' The chances are two to one thatle isn't much' to blame. 1 remember his case. Hie moth er•in-law came here three weeks 'ago.' "She ' looked as though she w_ahteditillialabe'.a. over in room No. 63. Put,,tiim_ there,And set the old women in front of the, e tilmace. N0.,63 is too cool for her,'' Pretty soon an 'other arrives.' 'What byotight you here 7' asks the devil.; , IMy "date-la , a: hard one,'' was the reply.. 'I aai here , 'just• because I •swore.' „ "Because you, swore asked the devil, risingaagrily from his chair. 'Yes, that's aft the ein ever did. as'Aillim sin 7' re-echoed the devil—cili the sin 7' Why, you mean, dispieable, contain ptible, low. lived vagabond,?-saiCtlie devil, as he breught..his .8 sown upon the table, .there isn't, a cor ner here Mlles enetigh for IYoit. Of all, the sixty thousand preachers that spend, their Sundays in blaek•gnardirig me, not one of Mem ever yet accused me Of sWearitig2-- _ltiaaphemedtyourultakeroli.f.you-Profan ed the hoiy,name of your Savior, that forgave his enemies upon, the arose, and djed,to,heve Saved you from here.? You did t his, did you? The trembling odlprit Wade no reply: 'Why, , ocintioned flit. devil,' whosetyoitie arose-tis lila wrath intensified—why there's no excuse-for maw by , an unluoky blow may , kill another ;one. Ira pressing temptations, moo may atealThe may lie ro,save his. neck ,Ori to cheat his neighbor, . Theres Some exousetior . him. The profane swearer bas t no Joann 1_ ('Attendant, take,4 his aaearsed socundrel out' of my sight. , Put him upto ,his neck,' where the coals are the hottest; and then pus some-, body to sit on hie accursed' head ; ',;-riot% pera's Afajazine. , A DANGEROUS CAsE.--eme,t,,woty years ago, 4 farmer's bare in the vicinity of. Won. caster, was'atruok by lightning, and . burped to thergrpusd. Natty of the, citizens had gone to the fire, when a., fop • well • strapped sod diokied, with a cap on ,one „aide, of fiis head, met a celebrated doctor, and , accosted him in this wise: ,f 'Can you, ah, tell me, dootah, how fah 4hey have succeeded in extinguishing, the can titivation of the, Ath, ,unfuttuuate, yeoman's The doctor eyed the individu'al attentive• dropped his bead as usual for a aiowent, and then slipping his, thumb and finger into his vest pocket, took.out a couple of pills, and handed them to him, saying; `Take these, sir, and go to bed ;, and if you do not feel any better io. the, morning, call .at my office.' WANTED, TNE DI,AN .THROWN Canadian olergyMan,, pot , loot , since, ~was called upon by au Irish girl tgh o asked bow wucb be charged-for 'marrying anybody, , replied, 'a dollar and a balf,',und,.l.3irldy departed. A few evenings later, on being summoned to the door, ho 193.9 , accosted by the, same person, with the lemark that she had come to be married. „ • . 'Very well,' said the minister; but per , caving with astonishment that she. was alone, he continued. 'W hers is the mart r , An expression of disappointment passed over Biddy's features as she ejaculated : 'And don't yea fins:Elite man for 'a dollar and a halt ?' A couple of' gentlemen called on setup fe male friends, and while sitting in''•tbe porter propounding conundrums a six-year old, boy, brother to one of the young fatties, cam in just as one of the gentlemen asked : , 'Why do white rabbits have suoh short tails ?' 'Have they?' eared one of the ladies. - 'Yes,' rep►ied the gentleman 'theyfiave nothing but a little topknot:. You may well imagine the surprise , when little Charlie put in : should call that. a bottom•knot: UONOLUSIV,q,.EVIDENCR , . -- •A.O a lieepv suit • recently tried. in Cincinnati, s witness was called who did not tasie Act liquor,,bnp testified positi vely , I,l,tat , wue,phiakey sold ina•drapk,,tgr he cenld, tell kc a.inile off. The counsel for, defense, asked him., if he drank any of it. ~,..I:triktik.,any of it,r .he Ark . awered, 'why, no, , don ' t you. sfa • A yoatt ,ledy clia Indold,,,pot long 011491 killed d: i ekdpk a baiebefkrqc); V.or lover crude to eee tigr tket aiih,eitp,d top k,ei he, could not !aril her: di:448434g Olt lisini; bud& bair oil, 0 ae: of the' nidstariiinent !xviretizis ike i gngt land mid& tdiend y'rinng'printit,londi tat thO finest line in modern poetry' wai leberge, Ottester,•ebargel' .•,• ).., • 01'4' ' i ri)(ll , ljs ,11`.•1 11 . •!. v 7, 0 ' , on -01104N 42 IYAY6"4 , 1 4 ,70 •"""" • ::t k . 1 . • Li,,t 3Nay, irreo' Bald oho, 1 ,1 'promieed tbat he would bei"'thee. ....Be high gee° Weer. ' Ho did .not likd thy looks f therefote hontivoided Abeeotad . both l ,depatted frotg,the bQuse by . anotber path!, One of dieVestere papere. tells a good allieddee df' a Methodist ptedeher, irlto, after minding' isoun i d '6dtx tributio ' ' a camp weetiog, andwithertiog the oopriika tiootta.be liheral,inaoatributiog, baked 'in to the box, aodpo,f4,eekeg the Keeley mostly bride CI 'ofdebts exclaimed with Fravity, .pereeivd that' laaddifr, the Copper..smith, ;has done ua tuaohqsrmr.' ' • An ap,otheea,ry:s ho3,.ras lately, sent to !nave at a'honse a box of and at anoth• er six libe 1 Ni:1144'04 on 'the way,' tie left the:•pille wheoe . the • fowls !should nails goner; andt,ithe . fonde at the.piU plane. The folks who t..eoeiied it tpe Aotyle were,astonished at readiai the acoonlauxlog . tott" , bo ev'dig A very polite young man y wishing to ask a young lady if he might speak to her a few moments wanted- to know 'if he 000ld roll the wheel q acmyzprwjoa around the BlCie. tree of her unde - rstandiog for a moment.'— The poor'' girl fainted: A sailor being asked how , he liked .his bride, is reported to have remarked 'Why, 'd'ye see, I teek, her to be may half of me, as tlie'parion'say4l . bit dash me if she isn't twiee - as mucha9S).l.' am only a tar—she's a tartar.! : csrantlemaii traveling . on a steamer, one i dionsi!,•lwas'Making away with a large pudJing closely, when be was told by a servant that iX sgas de,wert.. It matters not to,tuel said he, kwould eat it if it wail a wit. dances. ' • he fly has,jta uses, lie serves to .keep baldhead,ed sionefs a \s , ; ' ke at ohurah on a warm day, so that their'unregenerategi hearts may be tonohecf by 'the preached word. A story is told ofaloung wan who was goidg West tdierpon a jewelry SIM,: When asked what capital be , had,, be. replied, ‘A. orowbar : ' , , t', The Bosfor.i G I raidl lia!litin says that 'old medgeiwaaiteveated by Nehaehaduestsr. No got tila , liviag As/ stll fuura' for seven years,' t,,l.Wity is the earth , like a blackboard ? Be cause the childpaa 01 •men multiply upon the face.of it. And nnplensant sorttof ariatuneMo—Divi ninn,nwong Anwil*a. , ! . 1 '?'"Whil ebb greoteit'woot of the age f Wltai of fooas.4 , '- • •_'kj'' . . . A iomanco of middle ages— An old mere love lettov V ire — !' oh* ' Wu: to ,t,ot Nany years ago ip , th northern part of Vif 'DM V 64406111 eon • .dttatatii , rneirder- trialS -Thel evidebeetivei all in and ther,Judgehad ; pas Rut i.o,,,,rqplptiish the inner man previous to giving his chare. Aft hbi-ret urnedAnto,ifoOrt? be found the POiollq-Pinitigaßt 4 k4od,Pimllo l , Fie liheri.,ff , while the !prep:l4l3,4oe jug waS.fisttisisep.• and beKao bts charge' as FliferthdinV ah'd' toiler jury mans ;• Per brit , anerans Vie . qkier, fin fader stie l iffratid' . hal peat 4irtil, l litit'lPtitiall 101484 - dcb'i peat • Hans tras, , Peen•aried 4nr . tnarder:pel ore •pu, and you. must piing pub it must pe 'cordite' to der law. De man' he wasn't,kili ut all i ,as waii; brbtrecrte is in der,A4lo,MprrisiloTe„tor ,eap-,t 3 ,cftlijiu i Pei dam sti madder . 'Der law says, yen deie ie i'totit; yoti d4r 'trisoner pa_ ..ere tstt no rout, 80'06'sec-der briSoo er ish guilty. Pesides, he is a great bother., Iligflitutiwdd viftyjcir; 'dad' ireliesn't •tonea:sditehKof , woik in' all at lime, and dere :ish . tto gun dekending•ubon,Aiw vur deir, no he isb, no Use nopody.., • tink i it voutd blabs to hang him for de , ex ample. I tink Mr. Youmans ; dia he Otter "hp hung nextveurt'b' S,huly,ash r det,rullitii ish goib'll4lrain dere Oki Id he the *an rgoini' an berg' ' stiotild be added,-to 'the. eredi t•fof 'the jury /in OPite:QUlthiSt /carped and impartial, charge they acquitted . the , I brisoner:, finding,,hun `not golitylif '- was 'once asked to execute a'Writ , ligitiligi a 'qia. , ker. !On, farriVing fat his houstrhelftlAr the 'Quakeee wife, wbo,'in reply to'virs , ;lnquiry -whetiihrher .11'119W:rad warat 'home; said ' , he was, 'at ltira and tilualrequestinwhim *albs seated, and her husband would ppeedity eeo "" The bffieet 'iiiitiently* *time. time, when , the:fhtit • Queierese bnlthDg. into , the room, he i:emipdeo.:he;4filter ~Oomise that 311:11=111=11111 Au' honiAtillernien used in hotter thitUhe could take a mug of beer with ono swallow. Some of the boys used to try him; and dare bibigto basin* Brs6 •elyly poi oidefuoot mouse is the mug, they dared him again, when ,bane drowtiltd, Plc 'whole bushiest at 'one fell swoop, ono cinietly,wiped hit; lips. tHbw did 'Uncle?' said ' one of the 'boys. eoutinttekati if 'he had just thought of it f il tink dere:wake tam bid bpp U# 494449q1‘' "'l6l' miBeltipare ' S~ aikeif a &hist 'hi', kW hire the ! different). between a priest 'awl jealtais. The,frieet 'Ona,yreare a graes,on haek,,„and ,the other on hie breakt, 'said this m,idsbirttan. eteirine t e differ. erica between a laidsitiontatt and a jitektisi: The nsidshiptnan• gave it up, and asked whet it wad. This 'istieet 'said be did' not knowtobant. i r ; ' Gok =:).‘ Cjir. 'dj
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