a a - ... .1 ......= .-. ..—........ a • , .. 1 .....-..,..—...... ) 0 . / 1 0, 7 ... ~. 4 , X . t _ . ' I Y i R e [ 1.1 1.1 . 1 11 , mi ©'• ' 0 , . • , . . 10 ':: •.. . , . _ , •[1 LL ii_ -tlEill- ' .._., ~..„ Y -, ~• .'-" ,, to:w - ...- i t : . _. , - I *qt-k-V.LIE6I - _,..774 • _s_ . .., . 2 . ~ .. i l,- . : .. . 1 c:I . . ...., . ---.,. • , ~ r Li ,, __ _ Sir "CPT . 131 stir. VOLUMR XXII. LA.I.I3ONIEBnaIa DEALER IN D-R-U-G-S ic a Is-, PATENT MEDICINES, PREPARATIONS FOR THE HAIR, OILS, PAINTS, VARNISHES ES 9 ite. die. ...---w--0-.. Physici - a.ns - de.alt - with at 20 per cent. discount. WaynesbiiroUlotel March 27, 1868. CI MX 3111 AL 3P_ PRICH & 110EFLIEll Announce to the community generally that they have received their ' Second supply of All kinds of Dry goods, Groceries, Queensware, Cederware, and invite the public to call and make an examination of their assortment of goods: Cheap Government Overcoats, (Cavalry end Infantry) Blouses and Blankets at Price & HodLoh's. Furs for Ladies and Misses Priee & Roeflich's. Hoods of Fur and Zephyr in beautiful styles at P. & Plaid, Plain and Fancy flannels at P. & Ws. Buffalo .Robes Beautiful line of Dress goods PI & H's. Large lot of Queeneware at P. & MUD—Heavy Boots, and Gum Shoes for Cheese, Prime Coffee, Sugars, fresh P. &. H'e. Honey and a splendid article of Syrups P. & H's. Chinchilla Cloths for Ladies Sacks . P. & ii's. Winter Queen ebawle P. dr.- Ws. Todmordoo and Waterloo shawls P. & H's. Woolen Circulars and Shoulder shawls Beaver Overeoatings Muffs, Capes; Viotorines Ladies Vests Gents Underclothing Beek Mite, Gloves and a great variety of other gloves P. & Ire. Heaiy Drab and Black Cords and Dreaduaughta Blankets Grey and White Thibot Shawls 110 V 271868. Family Flour! MBE. subscriber is now delivering a prime article A of Family Flour for $9 per barrel. Also Corn Meal and Mill Stuffs delivered at low rates. Terms cash. Orders can be left at the Drug Store of J. P. Kurtz or at the Post Office. jou lfo—tf) WAYNESBORO', PA. P. & WS. P. Az Wf3. P. & H's. P. & H's. P. &. B's. P. & H'B. P. & H's. P. & H'.. P. &.liPa. DAVID LOUR. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 19, 1869. P'O3EITICI.ELT-a. MEMORY AND ROPR, Oft at the hour when evoning throws Its gath'ring shades o'er hill and dale, While half the scene in twilight glows, And halt HI sunlight glories still; The thought of all that we have been, And hoped and feared on Life's long way -mbrances-of inv cemenibrancesofjoy or pain;) Come mingling with die close of But, soft o'er each reviving scene The chasening hues of Memory spread; And smiling each dark thought-Letween, Hope softens every tear we shed. 0, thus, when Death's long night comes on And it's dark shades around us lie, May parting beams from Memory's _sun Blend softly in our evening sky ! LIM. When the flowers all are dying, And the south wind sweet and low, 'dund-their-graves-a-d-irge-ia-sighin s , W ill it not be sweet to know That, while autumn clouds are looming, And the summer chorale depart, There are sweeter flowers blooming —ln-the-garden-of-the-heart! the breath or evening lingers, And the sun•rays softly steal Through the vine, like rosy fingers, Will it not be joy to feel That,-while-we-in-wakeful-drea ming, en moments roll, There's a brighter morning beaming Through the twilight of the soul 1 MIS CIMI.OO.i.ILN - X".. A TALE 'OF TRUE LOVE. ; OR, THE APPLE GIRL'S TALISMAN Some years ago, when I was a rambler through the streets of Cincinnati, for the purpose of picking up trifles to interest the readers of the local column of a city paper, I often purchased_ apples, nuts and candies of -a-you og-gi rl-who-had-a-stand-neat-th e jun°. Lion of two business avenues. — Shy the imornio; ie was ncit - htuome in thit — tFotti:-__ ceptation of this much-abused word, but there was an artlessness and yet a winning grace in her manner which convinced me that her station in life should be above the one she then occupied. Her dress was in variably a close-fitting pink calico one. I felt that her parents must be very poor, and as 1 saw her day after day in the same attire, I had my suspicions that her wardrobe ()mild not be very extensive ; yet as she always ap peared neat and tidy, it was a mystery to me how this striking neatness was secured, and why there was not ever any variety in her apparel. I saw that it was tasteful and be coming, but I knew that the ladies are pro verbial for a love in the variety of dross, and I had an interest in knowing why this aim ple girl was so marked an exception. ' have always delighted to study charac ter, either in high or low life, and I took it upon me to investigate the pretty apple girls peculiarity. Her ft nit was ever clean and tempting, but I often made purchases mere ly for the sake of forming an acquaintance. At length, known to her as a liberal patron, she began to have less reserve with etc than when I first noticed her, and finally I was emboldened to make inquiries in reference to her family. It was sometime before she conversed freely, but by dint of perseverance I learned that she lived with her mother in a pleasant cottage on a quiet street in the suburbs of the city. I knew the spot; its attractiveness had often interested me, and I now became more curious than ever to hear the story of the apple girl in the pink and calico dress. I ventured to ask permission to call on her mother, and make her acquaintance, under a plea of a love of birds and flowers, with both of which the cottage wasaurrauuded. I did not receive the encoura ment I wished, but # still was left to hope th my curiosity might some day be gratified. As obstacles to my purpose increased, • I became more deter mined, and I resolved to change my tactics. I could not understand the girls dish:lolloa tion to allow our acquaintance to bee , itne in any respect familiar, but I knew that she would not dare to treat me rudely, and watch ing my opportunity one Sunday afternoon, I addressed her as she stood at the gate of the cottage, and as I admired some flowers which grew in a bed near the house, she could not escape, politely, from the necessity of invi ting me to walk through the yard. Acci• deutally we met the mother. I had an invi tation to enter the cottage. Of course I ao cepted with pleasure, and, finding the moth. er inclined to be more communicative than the daughter, I managed to learn that they were French folks although they spoke En glish remarkably well. The cottage parlor was furnished plainly, but elegantly. There were upon the walls several pictures, and up. on the mantle a number of delicate Works of art, which I was satisfied could not have been purchased by the limited earnings of an apple girl. Why a young girl who lived in such a cot tage, with 60 much evident taste and mild ration, should invariably wear a pink calico dress, and sell fruits, nuts and candies on the streets, was to me a perplexed inquiry.— There was a web of romance weaving around the mysterious apple girl, which became more and more interesting, and every day my resolution to unravel it became stronger.— There was so much modesty in the girl's ALra. ..rsacter) ere dolat Vla,ixtll3r Nervararvempeor. bearing at her apple stand—she seemed so much afraid of scandal, should any converse with her longer than was necessary to make purchases—that there was no way left for me to solve the mystery of her life but by visiting the cottage. Again I went without an invitation, and boldly made known the curiosity which led me to force myself upon their acquaintance. -- TM — daughter laughed heartily, and said gaily. 'We have been just as much at fault to understand your curiosity as you were to reconcile our circumstances with our employ ment.' 'Then we should be mutual confidants,' I observed. ' I have been very frank with you, .d hope yo will reciprocate.' - 'But our halloos — ere — n - or - sialilait. archly replied. 'We are not responsible for your curiosity, but you for ours,' - 'Why so?' I cried. .'fuses forced upon cis 'lndeed, and was not mine forced upon me, in such a manner, too, as left me no ..ehoice but to seek out the mystery ? But a truce to this bandying of tr..rds ; you will not take advantage of myjraokness for any further purpose than to reward it with full explana tions ?' She looked nt me a moment, as if ques tioning my apparent honesty, and then sajci. pleasantly : ott-have-beeu-so-good-s-patron of my apple stand, and you have taken such pains to know the romance of my history, if you will promise secrecy, I'll tell you.' I'll aacept any condition that I can fulfill,' answered, eagerly. _ 'Walk with me into the garden, then,' said the girl. We had a pleasant seat under a 'rustic arbor, when the lady remarked : 'Mother told you that we once lived in a villaae near Paris.' She -d idik-I-answerekon-rery - ffratiri: 'We were not doh, but we had a pretty cottage, and an income sufficient to • support us, Father died when I was a little girl.— I had no brothers, but I had a playmate Who was dearer to me - than a brother. As we grew older, his parents, who were rich, forbade him to visit our house. We met in the fields. We loved each other, and would not-be-separated - His father learned — that we still met, and he was very angry Be told his son -that if he visited me he could not live at home. Our fathers had been bitter enemies, but we could not understaad why that should make us enemies when we loved each other,and_Emile—deolared—that he would-not - neglect me if his - fattier—did shut his doors_against—him.--One—day—be said to me. am going to run away, but not from you—from father, and you shall come to me, and then we shall never be part ed.' It was hard to consent, but Emile in sisted, and we took leave of each other, and he did run away. It was a long time before we heard from him; then we got a letter which told us be was in America. I had changed very much since Emile's absence, and mother was afraid I would die.' I coax ed her to let me,go to Kmerica. Emile toed us in his letter that he lived in Cincinnati. When we arrived in Boston, we enquired of Cincinnati, and wore directed to this place. Mother bought this cottage, and here we have lived expecting to meet Emile.' 'Have you never heard from him ?' I en quired. 'Only once,' she answered. 'Do you know where he is now ? 'No, indeed; if we did we would not stay hero long.' 'Have you never written to him ?' 'We do not know his name. He has changed it, as he told us in his letter, but he neglected to tell us what name he now bears. 'Do you think you will ever find him 7' 'Yes, indeed, I do. I dream about him every night I know he is not dead and I shall soon meet him.' I made inquiry, hoping it might lead to some explanation of the pink dress and apple selling mystery. Shetinfierstood_Any _look and tone of curiosity, and answered pleasant ly: 'That will explain to you the remotion of my dress and occupation. When &Ilibland I played together in France, I often wore a dress very much like this one. If he should see me anywhere in this dress he would know me. I might meet him and not know him, but he would recognise me, and I would not dress in any other style, for fear we might miss each oilier. 'But why sell apples in the street ?' said I, with a look of' admiration at her devotion, which she could not well mistake ; 'there is pert: idly no neoesmity that you should be so occupied.' 'Yes there is,' she answered naively , must be where Emile could see me, if he were to visit the city. I dare not be on the street all thiq time, unless 1 am occupied, and I never thought there was any disgrace in selling apples. 'Certainly not, I exclaimed ;'but all who know your history will honor you, Accept my sincerest wishes that your devotion to the lover of your youth may be fully re warded by an early meeting and a happy re union.' 'Thank you, thank you ; but be is my lov er now as much as be was when we were in France, and I know I am ping to see him soon. I will show him to you here this winter; I know I will. Mother tells me I am foolish, but something tells me to hope, and 1 do hope. 'May you not be disappointed,' I said in voluntarily. A few weeks after this interview, I missed the apple girl in the pink dress from her ac customed stand. • Fearing that she might be sick, I resolved to call at the cottage in the evening. When I went to my boarding house at supper time, a note was handed are. It contained these words : 'Dear Sir : Come to our house this even ing. We have something more to toll you about the romance (as you call it) of my humble dress and ocoupation. 'THE APPLE GIRL.' I went—the mother stood in the door to welcome me, but the daughter ran to meet me, and taking both of my hands in hers, in a delirium of joy, she cried 'lle's come—he's come' In her pink dress at the apple stand, she had met Emile the day previous. I stood that night a witness to their union, and a happier wedding I never attended. The devotfon of the simple girl was reward ed—her faith . was not misplaced—her home ly talisman proved a true one. am a ou an at Home. We are often addressed by young men and persons of family for information in regard to this, that and the other place, with a view f •mi rating from their old home new place. The most of these letters are from the South, and their inquiries are in re spect to the West and the Territories. In answer to all of these inquiries, NV9_ would say honestly and from experience, in the words with which we head this article, '.lf you can earn a living stay at home!' And who cannot do best where he is best known but a rascal? It is a delusion to suppose that one can do better somewhere else than troureTwhere-lre-w-a-s-rai-s-cdTer—b-a-s—bwg lived—a delusion which experience fully es tablishes in 99 eases in every hundred.— Young men with small means can do no more in the West than in the East, North and Sou t liand-as-itt-too-often-the-casei-much worse. It takes more money to make a liv ing in the West, as a general thing, than elsewhere. If the emigrant is a farmer, he finds land but little cheaper, and the cost of establishing himself, and of getting his pro. ducts to market, much-greater than-in-more iopu ous netg tor too. s •s to t e pas fortunes are not acquired in the West hon.,. orably at this age. The labor in the mines is the hardest in the world and the return 'not as great as that earned by any good cit izen in any of the cities. To make money easy in the far West needs a large cash cap ital, or a stook of mean whisky I Few are doing so well in Colorado, Wyoming, Mon tana, Utah and Nevada, or east of these ter ritories—in lowa, Nebraska, Kansas an d Minnesota— as, those who follow up the line of construction on the U. P. R. R., and sell rot-gut whisky to the hands employed. What young man, who reads this, would give up -his-friends - and - home in - the - South or East to.make money by such means ? We know - of - what - we - speak;when we sa,—y-tW-lill-th-Ttt has been said of the flashy towns of the West and the wondrous inducements held out to emigrants, are delusions There is nothing but deception in store for all who rely upon the colorings put upon the West by those whose interest it is to delude people into emigrating westward. We say to all, if you can earn a living at home, stay there. If you MI make a living where you are, it is perhaps more than you will make in the West. 'Stay at home—do the best you can —act honorably—be discreet and judicious, and you will bo happier and wealthier •in time than if you are led about by popular deceptions.— Watchman. RIM! WITHOUT MONEY.—Many a man is rich without money. Thousands of men with nothing in their pockets, are rich. A man born with a good sound constitution, a good stomach, a good head piece, is rich.— Good bones are bettor than silver, and nerves that flash fire and carry energy to every func. tion. are better than house and land. It is better than landed eitate to have had the right kind of a father and mother. Good and bad breeds exist among men as really a• moog herds and horses. Education may do much to check evil tendencies, or to develop good ones, but it is a good thing to inherit the right proportion of faculties to start with. Tho man is right who has a flavor of wit and fun in his composition. The hardest thing to get along with in this life - is a man's own self. A cross, selfish follow, a timid, care. \ burdened man—these are all born deformed inside. Their feet may not limp, but their thoughts do. A man of fortune, on the brink of the grave, would gladly part with every dollar to obtain a longer /case of life LIFE AND ITS END.—Remember for what purpose yon were born, and, through the whole of life, look at its end. Consider, when that comes, in what will you put your trust. Not in the bubble of worldly vanity —it will be broken ; not in worldly pleasures —they will be gone; not in great connec tions—they cannot serve you; not in wealth —you cannot carry' it with you; not in rank —in the grave there is no distinction ; not in the recollection of a life spent in a giddy conformity to the silly fashions of a thought. less and wicked world; but in that of a life spent soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world. Tug SICK Roolll.—Avoid as much as possible whispering in a sick room. In many instances the patient's senses are acutely sensitive, and he will hear every word you utter; but when this is not the case, he sel dom avoids perceiving any mysterious signs between those around him, and they erasure to irritate and alarm him. Let your man. ner to the invalid be kind, frank and cheer. ful ; and whatever private communication you make your follow nurses, make it when you have left the sick room. MO= Glycerine bas many valuable uses, some of which are well-known. Yet it may not be so generally known that Ibis awoot substance is obtained by subjecting lard and tallow to the notion of steam, heated in a tight vessel to a high temperature. The steam causes the fatty acids to separate from the glycerine.' One of the best remedies for obaped bands is glyeerioe. When diluted with water it is al so linkable drooling for the hair. An Army of Monkeys. 'They are coming, and will most likely arose the river by the rooks yonder, • ob• served Raoul. - glow, swim it ?' I asked. 'lt is 'a torrent there!' 'Oh, no,' answered the Frenchman; 'mon keys would rather go into fire than water It they cannot leap the streani they will bridge it.' 'Bridge it I and how ?' - 'Stop a moment, captain, and you shall see.' The half-human voices now mudded near er, and we could perceive that the animals were - y I Prom - bank, headed by ailold gray chieftain, and officered like so many soldiers. They were, as Raoul stated, of the oomadreja or ring tailed tribe. . 013—.111:1 Ls . • i'll•-,1 'oh, ir T cou perhaps—ran out upon a projecting rock, and, after looking across the stream, as it calculating the distance, scampered back, and appeared to communicate with ,the load. er. This produced a movement to the troops. Commands were issued, and fatigue patties were detailed, and marched to the front.- , --- Meauwh& several of the oomadrelasei]• giueers no doubt—ran along the bank ex amining the trees on both sides. 1 - le - rigth th - ey aroun - L. cotton-wood that grew over the narrowest part of the stream, and twenty or thirty of them scampered up its trunk. Oc reaching a high point, the foremost—a strong fellow —ran-out-upon-a-limbi - and- - taking — several turns of his tail around it, slipped off and hung head downwards. The next on the limb, also a stout one, climbed down the body of first, and whipping his tail tight, ly round the neck and forearm of the latter, , I-dropped -off-in -his -turn, and-hung-head -down-.- t - ".anceuvre, lir AIM repeat& he manoeuvre upon the Beeond, and the fourth upon the third, and so on, until the last one upon the string rested his fore-paws upon the ground. ,The living chain now commenced swing jog backward and forward, like the pen dulum of a clock. The motion was slight at first, but gradually increased, the lower most monkey striking his hands violently on the earth as be passed the tangent of the oscillating curve, several others on the limbs above aiding the movement. This continued until the monkey at the end of the chain was thrown among the branches of a tree on the opposite bank.- -fierei - after two - or tbree - vibrationsh - e Clutch. — aid a limb and held fast. This movement - waselt - te - d - titirditlyluisrat - the ou MUIR nog point of the oscillations, in order to save the intermediate links from the violence of a too sudden jerk I The chain was now fast at both ends, forming a complete suspension bridge, over which the whole troop, to the number of four or five hundred, passed with the rapidity of thought. It was one of the most comical sights I ever beheld, to witness the quizzical expres sion of the countenances along that living chain I Tho troop was now on the other side, but how were the animals forming the bridge to get themselves over? This was the question which suggested itself. Manifestly by num• bor one letting go his tail. But then the point d'appui on the other side was much lower down, and number one, with a half dozen of his neighbors, would .. be dashed against the opposite bank or soused in the water. Hero, then, was a problem, and we waited with some ouriopity far its solution. It was soon solved. A monkey was now seen at taching his tail to the lowest on the bridge; another girdled him in a similar manner, and another, and so ou, until a dozen more were added to the string. These last were all powerful fellows, and, running up to a high limb, they lifted the bridge into a position almost horizontal, Then a sereatn from the last rootlike of the new formation warned the tail end that all was ready ; and the next moment the whole chain was swung over, and landed safe ly on the opposite hank. The lowermo-t links now dropped off like a melting candle, while the higher ones leaped to the branches and came down by the trunk. The whole troop then scampered off into the cbapperal and disappeared.—Adventures in Mexico by Lieut. M. Reid: The other day a young lady stepped int() a well•known established on Baliirnore street, and inquired of a handsome clerk . 'Sir, have you auy mouse•colored ladies' glov ?' • 'Mouse colored, Miss 'Yes, a sort of gray—just the color of your drawers ;' meaning the store drawers, whiob were painted gray. ''My drawers, Miss,' ejaculated the young man, glancing down at his dress to -see rf everything was right and tight. 'My draw ers, Miss? wby I don't wear wey I' We hoard an anecdote of a schoolboy the other day. which illustrates the honesty of the youth. The little fellow had a dirty face, and his teacher told him to go and wash it. Ile went out and stayed a few minutes, and thou came hack with the lower half of his countenance tolerably clean, and the up per half wet and dirty. 'Johnny,' said the teacher, 'why did you not wash your face ?' did wash it,' said Johnny. 'Why did you] not wipo it, then, all over ?"I did wipe it as high as my shirt-tail would teach was Johnny's conclusive reply. A new hand in a barber shop was put on to a customer who desired to be She ved.— The new hand was rough, and put his viotim through in a vigorous manner. Atter he had finished, the gentleman inquired of the new barber if ho had ever shaved any ono beside himself. The barber replied that ho bad. Will you permit me to inquire, then, ij the man lived 119260003Pev, . t , A Wtokid Fraud, It.is seldom pleasant to tell . ou ooe"s sell, but sometimes it is a sort of teller to a man to make a sad confession. I wish' to un burden my mind, now,' and yet I almost be lieve that I ,tin moved to do it more because, I long to bring censure upon another man than" beeause I desire to pour b duct upon my wounded heart. (I don't know what balm is, but I believe it is the correct expression to use in this connection—never having seen any balm.) You may remember that f lee. tured in Newark lately for the young gentle. , men of the Clayenion Society ? 1 did at any rato. During; the afternoon of that day, I " Jlking with or • men_jAtstieferred' to,_and ho said ho had an uncle, who, from some cause or other, - Seemed to have grown permanently bereft of all emo tion. And, With tears in his eyes, this young wan said : mord! Oh, it I could only see. him weep !' I was touched. I never could a - id:mt.:lA dktre.s. I said: - 'Bring him to my lecture. I'll etart'im for you.' 'Oh, if 3.0 u could but do it 1 If you could but do it, all our family would bless you for e'vVr—for he is very dear to us Oh, my benefactor, can you make him laugh 7 Can yett. i bting soothing tears to those parehvd or s I waErprofountily moved. I Eaid • '''.llly son, bring the uld party a u - untl. have got slime j”kes in that lecture that will wake him I.ugh if there is any Bulb in him id if the”— —alit, they miss tire 1 have some ushers that'll wake him ory or kill him, olio or the Then the young man blessed me, and wept on rny neek,_and blew his nose—on_tny__euat tail ; and went after his uncle. Ile placed EIIEMEE es, 't tat night, and I begin on him. 1 tried him with mild jukes; then with severe ones; 1 dosed him with bad jokes, and riddled him with good ones; I fired old jokes into him, and peppered him fore and-alt with red-hot new ones; I warmed up to my work, and as saulted him right and left, in front -md be hind; I fumed and sweated, and charged and routed, till I was hoarse tvid sick, and frantic and furious—but 1 Dover moved him ouee— I never started a 6wilo or a tear ; Never a ghost of a 'smile, ,and never a stiopicion of moisture! I was astounded. I (11,nd the lecture at last with ono despairing sbriek— with one wild burst of humor—and burled a 'olio of su creatural atrocity never phased him ! The❑ I sat down be erod and eahauste The President of the Society came up and bathed my heal with cold water, and then said : What made you carry oo so toward the last ?' 'I said : was trying to make that confounded old fool lanai), in the second row .' And he said : 'Well, you wcro wasting your time—be• cause ho is deaf and dumb, and as blind as a badger. Now was that any way for the old man's nephew to impose on a stranger and an or phan like me ? I simply ask you, na a man and a brother, if that was any way for him to do I NARK TWAIN. The following dialogue, which took place in a street car, is too good to be lost.: Oue of a couple of Teutonic gentlemen, sitting in one end of the ear, seeing a flashy' dressed fellow come in and take his seat at an oppo site end from where they were sitting asked: ish dat Hans ?' Oh, dat ish a sphort." 'Vat ybu call sphorr, aye ?"You not know vat a ephort ish, aye ?"No, vat ish he ?"Val, lie is von of der fellers vat shave all de hair off a pig, and' cover him over wit soap, and bet 'a green Dutchman five dollars he can't catch him.' There is a man in Blaine, the owner of a piece of crinoline, who shows decided pluck. lle says that when the minister was hugging nud kishing his wife, he peeped through the crack of toe door and saw it all; and as lung as he has the spirit of a man remaining, ho will peep on smi t h occasions. An exchange paper has the tollowing 'lt is said that there are more editors uu• married than any mho class of r rotessional men.' For the reason, we suppose, that the majority of them are men of flue sentiment, and do not wish to starve anybody's sister! The followini Pentimont is attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte: 'A handsome woman pleases the eye, but a good woman pleases the heart. The one is a jewel—the other is a treasure' Ike's last trial; was to throw Mrs. Part ington's gaiter in the alley, and call the old lady down from the third Boor to seo as alley gaiter. In Indium', bashful young men pop the question by asking the lair to 'elide down the hill of life iyith A man who claims an extraordinary a ni)unt of veneration says ho respects old age in everything except chickens for dinner. A forlorn editor estys it is bard to live without a wife—no gentle heart to get up tuoruings to build tna fire. Why were they not hungry in the ark ? Because tliPy 'bn.l • line eboartl. Why would lawyers make good soldiers ? Because they know how to uharge. The has a wan makes of hionelf, the more of a miku he is -What port , is ?ought by every living Crea ture? support. NUMBER 3
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